 Snatch drug Hey, and welcome back to let's play Mega Man X2 and Let's run some errands Let's head back to morph moth real quick because there's something we can get here Fairly quickly. I think And while we're here, let's let's keep talking about drugs Because hey, let's face it Mega Man is a drug after all you can't just stop at one game. It's a dick thing It's become physically dependent on playing Mega Man And if you don't play it you go through some pretty hefty withdrawal syndrome Synthsynchroms since symptoms Anyway, what else was there? I was talking about cocaine. Yeah, dude. I would not ever recommend cocaine. Yeah, you want to get the buzzsaw here? And it's just right at this point here after that second red pole You go down here and there is your capsule and it's Santa Claus. Oh, it's Dr. Light. I forget I'm I'm There are people You know there there are dozens of people that could potentially be watching this and scroll past the text anyway with this power up With this upgrade you get a vest Looks like Looks like Mega Man's wearing a band uniform Yeah, there's your demonstration though. He gets Hidden enough times so the meter thing fills up and he can release it as kind of like Like a sneeze or an orgasm or however you want to Crasse however you want to crassly describe it. Anyway, I think we should progress with Is there any other stuff I can do probably not Let's go to crystal snail and his fabulous introduction so anyway This is a cool stage. I like this. There's a lot of hidden stuff here and Using the dash on this stage is really fun. God Mega Man looks so goofy with that armor It really does look like he's wearing like a high school band uniform. Oh, I love this right here. Oh That's not the part I was thinking of It's always fun to get these things Now how do I get this over there again, it's a way to stay in this I know that I go down one of those pits. Let's keep going here. Anyway, yeah Like I was saying in the last episode. I think certain drugs just are More compatible with certain people with certain personalities with their wiring than with other people like for example, I Can't smoke pot like I just can't it's been ruined for me because I'll tell you a story while I'm fighting this little mini boss here Once upon a time my old roommate Ryan He went to Ecuador and he came back with this We butter made from weed or whatever might as well demonstrate this thing and Didn't really do a whole lot. Anyway, he came back with this like weed butter and Months, you know, it's and I remember him telling me about it and like what it does It's like it's really strong and it's awesome. It's like, okay Don't want any part of that So like a month goes by I come home from work one day and I noticed there's this There there are a batch of cookies that have been sitting in this Tupperware thing for a long time for weeks and It's up here. Oh just these stupid things. It's a trap. It's a trap. I noticed these cookies that have been sitting there and There's just one in particular that's been sitting there for weeks and weeks and One day I come home from work and there's like nothing to eat. I'm just like, oh, ah shit I didn't get out in time. Wow That is some that is a bad job by me Yeah, anyway, this one cookie had just been sitting there forever and there's nothing to eat I was just like, oh fine. I'll I'll be the bad roommate. I'll eat this since nobody else seems to want it and I'm eating it and I'm like, oh this cookie tastes kind of weird. I wonder what it is Concentrate here so I can get past this part. Come on. You stupid ice block crystal thing. There we go Anyway, yeah, the cookie tastes kind of funny and Like literally 10 minutes later. I'm like, I remember walking down the stairs and being like like tasting my mouth and like thinking about my mouth for like a Minute and just being like wait a second. Why am I stoned? I'm stoned How did this happen? And it didn't stop there because when I ate this cookie I frickin Homer Simpson style ate it I just gulped it down so Yeah, I ended up eating a pot cookie made from that wheat butter that my friend my roommate bought in Ecuador and I had the worst panic attack in my entire life and I remember I had a I was taking classes at the time I had a math class at that evening I remember being so terrified to call because there's no way I was gonna try the vehicle Anyway, yeah, you use the magnet gun to blow the shell off this What's his name again crystal snail? Go like that. Oh shit. That's right. Why is that you've got to dodge that? But he goes right back to his shell and he does some interesting effects that really crank Really test the hardware in the Super Nintendo. Maybe I'll eventually I'll let him. Oh, here we go Trippy, it's ironic that I'm talking about weed as he's doing this Dash Yeah, it really gives the game a lot of slowdown when he does that but it's still a cool effect Anyway, yeah, I ate a pot cookie made from Ecuadorian wheat butter. I'd like to just gulped it down I was just out of my mind Stoned to the point of a really really bad panic attack Like heavy like I like my heart was beating about a thousand beats a minute I couldn't breathe and I was just laying on my bed for like eight hours just freaking out It was not fun. I can't handle pot. I mean, it was I mean, obviously that's like a Overdose for most I mean for most people they ate that shit Anyway, the weapon we get is crystal hunter is it hunt women named crystal bad joke The only other time During my delinquent days when I when I had a really bad pot experience Let's go back to morph moth because there's something I can do with this weapon Here's how ghetto I used to be I think I was 21 I had bought an eighth of an ounce of pot from a friend of mine that I worked with oh That's not who I shoot. I shoot this Frisbee guy up here Yeah, this guy right here. You got to use the crystal weapon that you just obtained And he becomes a nice little Crystal thing and you jump up there you get a free guy and you get a heart container for a Anyway, yeah, I used to make I Was too cheap to buy a pipe or a bong or anything like that so I just made my own pipes out of pop cans or soda cans and you know kind of crink a little bit at one end and Poke some holes in it with a thumbtack and you you roast it there So ghetto, but I remember I bought an eighth from somebody and they Said it was like just really shitty like I only pay 20 bucks for it and they said it was really shitty turns out it was not really shitty and it was really really really strong and The Louis CK bit on weed if you've never seen that it describes it perfectly where he goes. Oh shit This is an ordeal now That's exactly how I felt I was driving home when it kicked in and I had to pull over and I think I sat there for about 45 minutes Just having a panic attack. It was awful. I Don't even remember what's in this part. What is in this part? Is this one of those stupid? Yeah, this is a dumb Don't feel like fighting those guys. I don't think there's even anybody here anyway Are we coming on yeah, we're coming close to the end of the episode here Maybe I'll have more drug stories for you. I've got a couple more. Let's hop on this bike and I'll see you next time Thanks for watching. Have a great rest of your day