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In the cult of Raptor Jesus we have some sacraments, the two most important of these is:
Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.
We must thank him! We must stand togheter till the day that he will return to earth and take his people to the paradise.
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Raptor Jesus is the saviour of all mankind, and will deliver thee to carnivorous enlightnement.
I don't own any of the clips or the audio and I don't earn anything but comments whith love/hate on the result of putting em togheter.
The Passion of the Christ
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Concerto for Velociraptor
(by texx sound)
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