 Guys, I believe that we will be getting Classic News at BlizzCon. The announcement of a new fresh will it be Classic Plus? I have no idea. Everybody is trying to get me to play in this hardcore guild. So you know what? I will start leveling a character. What am I going to play? I don't know. But I will at least start a character today. We got the Classic Mont-Garras Tournament that I'm hosting, which is going to be incredible. It's going to be a huge deal. Soda says no rep-pally. Hey, how about you tell Soda to say that to this, buddy? How about say no rep-pally to this, Soda? Pick up call. Yo. There you go. Hey, are you actually going to join the guild? No, I'm playing League. What are you playing? Okay, are you joining the guild or not? You need a fucking answer. You're not playing League. I know you're not. So you want me to join the guild? Yeah, I mean, if you want to, I don't want you to play if you don't want to. I'm like, oh, okay. Let me see what's going on. I opened the strange stuff. I hear wow in the background. That's all I got so far. I might have just been getting like three guys. I mean, again, I don't want you to commit if you do not want to because it is a commitment. What do you have going on right now? Like how many people do you have playing? In the guild right now, we have about 82 guild members. I think maybe 10 of those are alts. So let's go with 70 guild members. 30 of them are wow sweats and everyone is completely aware. They're all losers. Well, they're everyone's aware that I can only there's not there's not going to be a raid to and I am going to prioritize people that are going to come to raid off of a couple things. One raid comp. I don't care to take bad specs, but we do need the right amount of tanks and heels. That has to happen. Also view count matters because people want to see people raid. So if there's a 100 viewer Andy versus a 1K Andy, I'm going to take the 1K Andy and everyone's kind of aware of those rules. Is there like a follower threshold? Yes, and you will have a prioritized guaranteed spot and you know that there are a lot of people in here that they aren't really even streamers. And that's fine. That's okay, not even streamers, not even streamers, like it's a streamer guild. Stop fucking laughing. That's essentially where we are. If you want to play, you cannot simply just play. You have to do a couple of things. Okay, there's a first Sona quiz. That's number one. All of our guild ranks are based on your first Sona. My first Sona is I'm a human male. No, you're not. Yes, I am. Rabbits, rabbits aren't allowed to speak. We don't like rabbits. We have a handful of them. Volpines are generic and cringe. Bears are based. Raptors are selfish. Canines are mid same with felines. Pretty basic. It's like a family pet. I can give you a breakdown. We have a Google doc to show the percentage. Can you link me the Google doc? Yeah, look, look here. So that's currently what we have right now. You can see, again, stats, class distribution, level distribution, see where kind of most people are at for Sona's and a description of what each is. And then, of course, everyone's level and their DKP currently, Grayson's at a solid negative 23. I don't like DKP. It's actually a matter. I'm going to be honest. I don't really like, I would say, most of these people on this list. Like, bro, same, man. Wait, so nobody's almost 60 yet? I just got 60 like an hour ago. And you're the only one. Well, like, I mean, this Druid is, like, I cheated because this Druid was already level, like, 20 when the guild was made or 30 or something. Grows almost 60. He's going to be our first legit 60 from when the guild was made. So you're playing Bear Tank. And I'm going to have a Warrior Tank, too. So if I die, I have a backup. Okay. But obviously, you want a lot of warriors. Look at the class that split. You don't have a Paladin Tank? No, we don't want one either. That's kind of why I know Paladin Tank and vanilla. As fan? We do not want one. Well, Nef said he's playing and he's playing a Paladin Tank. He's playing Holy. He thinks he's playing Tank. He's playing Holy. Well, he says he's playing Tank. If he wants to play Red, he can. You are not playing Paladin, as fan. I want you to play something new. You know what my problem is? I legitimately might get bored and stop playing if I don't play Paladin. That is insane. I know. I've had... Here's the thing. Most people don't know that. Actual... I've played a Mage. I've played a Rogue. It is. It's W-Tiz. Okay, then play a fucking... Listen. Do something else. All right. It's hardcore. Fuck the Paladin. Play a Warrior. DPS, man. Let's see some Big Dick S-Fan. We haven't seen that in a while. Come on. I just think I'll get bored. You literally auto-attack as a Paladin. No, but you... What do you mean you get bored? You don't... You don't... You like... It's different. It's different. You don't understand. You don't understand. It's different. It's like... It's not auto-attacking. It's... It's like... You gotta have the style, dude. You have to have the charisma. Okay. I'm killing you. At 60, there might be some extra buttons you hit every now and then. But there ain't... No, it's not even about... It's not even about the buttons, dude. It's about... It's about, like, the swag, dude. It's like you either... Are you scared to try something new on stream? Is that it? No. I'm scared of what... Do you see what I just did? I was literally killing zombies in my own home just now. You're playing something else. If I... I almost called you Seer because I'm getting angry. Okay. Well, listen, Nick. I'm... That was a good one. Play a warlock, man. Instead of being by the light, be by the night. Get some nightfall prox. Nightfall. Shit is cool. Hell yeah. Wait, you know what I could do, though? You know what I could do? I could play, like, a Mimi battle healer paladin, Seal of Life, Judge, Nightfall prox, and just kind of... It's like a hybrid healer DPS, and then you get an extra buff where... You're not playing paladin. If shit hits the fan. That would actually... No exception. You're not playing paladin. I would just do no damage. Like, you... Honestly, no matter what you play on paladin, you're doing no damage. No. I enter... I enter... I'm the best paladin DPS. No. Because no one fucking does it. No. Because it is bad. Listen. Listen. Relax. Listen. It's just about the style, dude. It's like I'm telling... You gotta understand. Like, you go out there. You're swinging that big old two-hander. Got your obsidian edge, big dick. I mean, that's the good stuff, man. What would you play if it wasn't paladin, Esfand? You gotta give me something here. I'm... I actually... I'm dead serious. I don't know. I don't even know if I like well. I think I just like paladin. That's the real problem. Okay. Unironically, Esfand, I would love it if you tried feral DPS. Yeah, I mean... Like, you want to... Like, because the thing is, it's like, it's very unique and niche like rep paladin, but actually does well. You have to power shift constantly for energy. It's actually very min-max and really strong, but really tizzed out. Every single thing you get for pack up is fucking brain dead. You can just do it as your intro while you react to reddit. Yeah, okay. You just... You just stealth through the side entrance and kill the boss. I know. I used to do it on... I used to do it on... Because it was broken on price over... It like works for rep paladins with like a macro and they fixed it. You don't want to do it, but... What if I get a two-handed fury warrior? Sure. Totally. We have a barbarian warriors, are you? He refuses to wear a chess piece. I'm completely okay with like stupid shit like that from people like you and Zaryu, because I know you're gonna still be better than Seer. I got this prop paladin. No. I will not take a... The one thing I don't... I don't... I do not budge on this. I'm not fucking around with the tanks in this guild. Because you're just gonna pull threat on accident and breath the whole raid. No, no, no. What the fuck are you gonna be doing otherwise? No, no. It's like I'm a prop paladin and I heal. But I just... I'm just like... Why? Swag. Just go holy. No. You can... You can style out while holy. Like you wear the same shit. No, that's different. No, it's not different, Esfand. You're just tinged out of your mind. No, imagine... No, imagine... Drill board disc while I'm healing. Like you literally have a decked out fully geared paladin that you're running around on that's red. Guys, look at me. No one cares to see it again. I mean, just play a different class, man. What? Just play anything else. What? Just play anything else besides paladin. Please. They're stupid. They're not. Your class is stupid. No, they're... I'm giving you eight. They are... I'm giving you six other options, man. Name five. Name seven options. Okay. I mean, we'll go through fucking specs in that case. Balance druid, wrestler druid, feral druid. That's just three from one. Warrior. I'm letting you play fury warrior if you want. So you can play fury two-handed. Fury one-handed. The basic shit. No, but the problem is with two-handed fury... Made. With two-handed fury, they're just like... They're not that good. They don't do that much damage. They don't. You're right. You can just play arms. Compared to dual wield, you know? Play arms, man. We don't care about debuff slots anymore. There's no limit. So I don't care if you MS it. Man. You want to play shadow priest? We don't have a shadow priest. You know what? Shadow priest is... Smite priest. I don't know, dude. I got a priest like level 10 and I got bored with it. Are you just upset that I said you can? The truth is, I just like talking to you, man. Okay. Well, shit, man. Join the fucking guild and pick a class. You can talk to me all you fucking want. You know what I'm saying? This is a full-time job for me at this point. I'm grading papers by night. I will do you the favor of... I will play Paladin. Or I will not play Paladin. That's good, because I can get like a Paladin detox for if they do like a classic... Like whatever they do for the fresh. Because I'll play Paladin whenever they fresh. If they do like classic plus or something. Okay. Oh, okay. You're coped out of your mind. Thanks. Look, look, look. I'm telling you, dude. I've been, I've been waiting, dude. I've been waiting in the freaking caves. I've been waiting in the darkness, just meditating. I don't want you to play Paladin. I've got 30 minutes and I've got a sponsor. So we need to wrap this the fuck up. Okay. So we got 30 minutes. Less than 30. All right. Now you have to take your Phersona quiz. Okay. I'll link it to you. What sort of social situation do you fare best in? I'm going to say with people of all kinds. All right. What do you like to eat most? Junk food? Something rich and satisfying? Uh, whatever I feel like. If you could be any size, what would you prefer? As big as physics? Oh, dude. I want to freaking, when I want to step on concrete, I want it to crack, dude. If this was college, I would have said as big as physics allow me, but I think times have changed and I'll do maybe a bit bigger. What do you do better than average on most others? Uh, math science, sports, video games, and I was single thing. I'm decent at most everything, but not exceptional. I'm good at everything. What sort of pattern would you most likely have? Uh, scale dot patterns, probably no defined patterns, color sort of fate. Dude, have you seen my chest? No. Like it's kind of like. Yeah, but I don't have a mental picture of it. Well, it's like, it's kind of like a nice main, you know? Like it's like not overbearing, but it's like a nice. Okay, but this is your human form. We're talking about your fursona form. It's going to be different. Choose an aesthetic. Give me the weapons. All right. Let's go ahead and see what you got, bro. Canine. You are a. Damn. All right. Canine is pretty sick. Canine is the most popular species in the fandom. Oh, damn. Look at that. I mean, not Mugs are guild, I don't think. I mean, they're up there, but canines are pretty cool. It's a little bit of a generic, you know, house pet essentially, but you can still be a wolf. You got one more thing you got to do, and this is probably going to take a little bit more time. Okay. You're going to have to fill out a quiz. 44 questions and you have to not look at chat. You have 44 questions. So you're going to fill this out and you're going to send your answers to either vulps or guns and you should be able to just mess with them during the discord. I have to answer these. Yes, you do. See, name for enchants in the game. You can do that easily. If you want to be a part of the guild, you have to be there. You will lose DKP if you're not 2 p.m. CST Friday Friday. Good luck, man. Well, I might be out of town. You got to. Okay. If you're actually not going to be here, you got to let me know. Okay. All right. I got to go. All right. Good luck playing your favorite game, man. I know. I love this game. All right. GGS, talk to you later. Do I really have to answer these? What are world buffs and where can you get them? They are buffs that you get from dungeons and raids that are super duper powerful. What is LOS? Breaking news. I guess not like this thing. What are you guys doing? Stop. Unbelievable. No, this is my current class. Not the class that I'm going to play. I don't know what class. I don't know what. I haven't decided. Look at that 8.1. What weapons can your class use? What should your class use? Two handers. How long does your breath last underwater? Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. This one's a good one. Is it one minute? Because my brain keeps saying three minutes, but I think it's one minute and then three minutes for undead. Who wants your breath last underwater? That one I actually don't know. What class do I play, man? Okay. I think this is ready to go, Chad, but I don't know what class to play, dude. Come on, man. Who took the name Roy Salter? Dude, give me Roy Salter. I want to be Roy Salter.