 I can't control what I do in your dreams. And I'm not a beer. Fine, I'm just going through the doggie door. Okay, yeah, I ain't fittin' through that. Question, does your husband leave little love notes around the house for you to find when he's gone? Mine does, and he's really great at it. Every day around the house, I find these little treasures that just remind me of him. I like to think he's at work wondering if I've found them all yet. I'm just really so glad that after all these years, he still puts in the effort. It's these little nuggets of joy that never let me forget. Say, I love you, I care for you, I wish the best for you, but I'm not chasing you. Why would I chase you when I could be with somebody that wants to be with me? We could be happy right now, but you playing games. Who'd your home pass be? What do you mean? Like, if I was allowed to cheat on you with one person and get away with it, it'd be like a young daddy Yankee. I guess mine would be like a younger version of your mom. Are you f***ing kidding me? What? That's f***ing disgusting! That's my f***ing mother! Why is that disgusting? What do you mean why is that disgusting? That's my mom! Okay, okay, I'll change it. Your sister, because she's like a f***ing younger version of your mom. I'm f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing time to tell me how to live! Forget which f***er. The blue one with the Vulcum sign? Did you change your mind? Yeah, the red one. For those of you who don't know, it is Ramadan. I am not Muslim, but my fiance is. During Ramadan, he has to fast during the day. So he can eat late at night after the sun goes down and early in the morning before the sun comes up. Being the health conscious person that I am, I like to make him food that is packed with carbs, protein, and fat. So today, I am making an egg bake. Basically, it just gives him the vitamins and energy he needs to make it through his day. For this one, I am doing eggs, red onion, hash browns, and bell peppers. Preheat the oven to 400. Add the hash browns in first to make a crust kind of on the bottom. Mix together the eggs, bell peppers, and red onion. Pour on top. Oven for 20 minutes. After 20 minutes, take it out, add some cheese on top. And back in for 5 minutes. Do you want to know how I keep my man happy? I let him play with the babysitter. Yeah, I am not kind of way. Texting my wife she is gone? Come over now. She is checking her phone. She is checking her phone. Oh, she is mad. She is mad. Oh, really? She is gone and come over now? What? Nobody. I am not texting anybody. Nobody is coming over now. I have nowhere to go. Nobody is coming over. No, I have nowhere to go now. You can go to Target. Just go to Target. Nobody is coming over. Hey, babe. I need to have a talk with you. About what? I am not comfortable with you handcuffing other women. Oh, yeah? I didn't do any of them today. I think it's time for you to quit your job. No, you didn't. It's not happening. Sorry. Are you going to stop handcuffing other women? No. What? Fortunately, that's part of my job. You don't love me? I do love you. Serve him a tiny bit of food to get his reaction. Babe, come here. What is this? Why are you laughing? You said that you weren't doing pretty, so here. I'm starving. You never said that. You're not saying something. Okay, I think I get what you're doing with this. I know I started my diet today, but this is not the way to go. That's a bite. Why are you laughing? It's not funny. Where's the rest of the food? Let me see your plate. Where's your plate? I'm not eating that. For my husband's lunch today, I'm going to start by packing in some cut up pineapple and apples. The parchment paper is just to make sure that the fruit juices don't spread along the bottom of the lunchbox. Next, I have some walnuts, and then I'm going to add a soft boiled egg, and then I also made those ranch pickles that everyone was talking about, so I added in those as well for him to try out. And for the main portion, I'm going to make some chicken salad. Here, I'm going to use up some leftover cooked chicken from the other day, and keeping it simple with some celery and onions. Cut up apples would be really good, or if you're one of those people who just like throwing in raisins and everything, we may not be able to be friends. I'm just kidding. Anyways, back to the lunch. I went ahead and put the chicken salad on some bagels that I got from our local bakery, and yes, I did eat the extra piece that didn't fit in there. Now that the lunch is ready to go, I'm packing it all up, and of course, including a note from my husband. Okay, addressing this comment because I get not this exact comment, but versions of this comment all the time. And first of all, no hate to this guy because I find it hilarious what he said. Boom, I can't figure out what everyone is missing. My husband is super hot. That was him when we met, and no, he has not let himself go. Hold on. And he is still super hot. Like, what am I missing here? Okay, so he's got a dad bod now. I don't have the same body. I had it 20 years old. I've had three kids. It does not look the same. I don't expect him to look like he did when he was 20. He's a gorgeous man. He's a good dad. He's a great husband. I am very lucky to have this human in my life. Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow. This is ridiculous. Hey, sleepy head. Hey, sleepy head. Hey, Mary-Catherine. Time to wake up. What are you? Hey, rise and shine. Rise and shine. You always sleep in. You're always sleeping in. Oh, my God.