 There comes a time where he must decide. Do I want money, power, fame? Do I want to interact with women in rebuild, lasting, meaningful, human relationships? Or do I want a Wheel of Munch Superbowl Rage? You better listen up, because I'll tell you right now. One more answer is... Sure, for our objective today, boys, after a grueling one and two start to the season, we went on to win four straight games. And just in case you need a refresher, this is season one of Wheel of Munch. And in Wheel of Munch, I start with an all-silver team. And by spinning the Wheel of Munch, I can add to that team. We've got 87 Kenny Pickett at quarterback. Jerry Rice, the goat and wide receiver with Jamar Chase and John Mechie. We've got two insane tight ends, 88 Gronk, 87 Gasicki. We've got a manageable offensive line. And on defense, we've got Ed Reid, we've got Primetime. We've got Pat Pete, Derwin James, Nolan Smith, Trenton Simpson, probably the star of this defense. Then 87 Leonard Williams, Big Cat, he's gotta be runner up. And 86 Nick Bosa at right end. And one thing that everybody needs to remember, the Wheel of Munch team resets. If I make the Superbowl, we get one additional prestige player. Prestige players are locked into my lineup infinitely, and I'm always entitled the best version possible of their card. So, if I prestige Quint Nelson, I would then get the next best released Quint Nelson. So we do need to think about who we would prestige. Normally, I don't like prestigeing a tight end. Wow, man, this Gronk is making me think twice. He's got the Vanguard ability, one of my favorites. I also gave him arm bar. It's kind of overkill, but I thought it'd be fun. He's got incredible stats. He's the best tight end in the game right now. The problem with this prestige is one of the odds that Gronk gets another card. I imagine he'll get another card for Ultimate Legends maybe, but that's like a B for a long time. So this would be a short-sighted prestige. I don't want to talk about it anymore because I have to make the Superbowl for it to matter. So let's not fret about that. We have to make it through the Wild Card and the NFC Championship, and then it's the Superbowl. And don't forget, this is the playoffs. So my wheel spins are juiced, but I only get two of them. Okay, so not three wheel spins today. Oh, we were so close to a full Legend Jackpot. So I can get any player, 80 to 85 overall, but they're going to be a Packer, I think. I wonder if Kway Walker has a good card. Dude, if I could have Trenton Simpson and then Kway Walker, I mean, nasty. We got to go see who the Packers have though. Honestly, as I look at this team, I'd like to get rid of Seau. I'd like to get a D Tackle II and MLB II. I could beef up the O line a little bit too. The Packers have an insane amount of options. Charles Woodson. This 85 Charles Woodson is actually, I mean, this is nice. 86 speed, 61. They got Luke Musgrave. We already have Bakhtiari, Christian Watson, Jordan Love. The obvious pick for us here though is Josh Myers. My current center is Ted Keras. This is a plus five overall upgrade, plus 11 string. And honestly, we've been running the ball well this year. So I would love to boost the offensive line. That works out really well. Packers came in clutch. Josh Myers is in. Hey, the very first wheel spins in 85 center. This is the juiced wheel. I expect something nasty on this one. Divisions Jackpot. I will take that. So I would have taken either of those. All right, Divisions Jackpot. Any single player in the game. But they've got to come from where? Is that going to be NFC East? I love the NFC East. Yo, never forget that at the start of last year, everybody thought the NFC East was the most poverty division in football. And then boom, Eagles Cowboys Giants. Sorry, Commander Spans. You're still kind of poverty. I hate to say it. Any single NFC East player in the entire game. Start with the Eagles. Philadelphia Eagles best player right now is Devontae Smith, the Slim Reaper. Super cool card. My wide receivers are great. There's no reason to do this. So I don't think Eagles is really on the table here. Dallas Cowboys have DeMarcus Ware, Aaron Bland and Stefan Gilmore. Stefan Gilmore. Guys, who cares? Like actually, who cares? Like are you really going to make a comment about that minor name pronunciation? Like shut up. Low key though. Gilmore might be my best pick right now. Oh my God, he's insane. I forgot about this. The Giants have Lawrence Taylor. I just have to go with this. It's so hard to not take this. Okay, Lawrence Taylor's the front runner right now for sure. Oh my God. But I just remembered who the commanders have. But dude, Sean Taylor is so sick too. Oh, there's actually so many good options. Who is my free safety? Why am I drawing a blank? All right. My free safety is the 84 Ed Reid who's honestly kind of mid. He's not too fast and he's also 5'11". So this Sean Taylor is a huge upgrade. Oh, this is so hard. Damn, could I have gotten like a shittier division? Made this easier for me. After some deliberation, I'm going Lawrence Taylor LT. Lawrence Taylor is disgusting, man. Sean Taylor would have been a really good pickup too. And honestly, both of these guys are incredible prestige options too. I could prestige LT probably the greatest defensive football player of all time, I would say. And here's the other good thing about this. So LT's obviously going to be my right outside linebacker. I'm going to blitz him every single time it's possible. He will hopefully not be in coverage very often. And then I actually get to move the 84 seow back to MLB too. So this was definitely the right call. Oh bro, if Ed Reid gives up a big touchdown today, I'm going to be so sad. One thing though, I got to see what does Lawrence Taylor have for abilities? He's got to have some crazy aka. His aka is blitz. It's actually not a very good one. I see no reason to run this. Does he get edge threat or anything like gross? He gets a lurker? Dude, that's so crazy with 82 change of direction, 85 speed and 6'3". He's actually actually a very good user with lurker. That's crazy. If I can't get edge threat, I'm not giving him an ability. Edge threats, the only ability worth using. So we're just going to go in raw with Lawrence Taylor. I'm fine with that. I do get additional stamina for this ability slot. So I guess I'll throw that on there. That's it gentlemen. Those are our two wheel spins. We add a stud center, Josh Meyers. And we add one of the best defensive players to ever play football. Oh, also Rayquan Davis. I don't know why I don't have Rayquan Davis in. He should be my detackle too. Now my lineup is ready. We are 84 overall. I can user a safety if I need to because I have Gardner Johnson for depth. Corners look solid. We even have depth there, which are various ward. The line is looking good. Linebackers are looking nasty now. Think on defense. I'm most scared about this head read. 5'11", 84 speed. That's scary. On offense, my wide receivers are great. My backfield, dude, I'm not going to talk shit about Fred Taylor. I don't care what overall he is. He's a dog. Oline looks amazing. Mike on Wenu is the only really raw spot here. And two of the best tight ends of the game. How are you going to complain about that? And the challenge wheel is a little bit different for the playoffs. Let me see this spin first and then I'll explain it to you guys super quick. 30 plus be fun. We have not gotten this yet. One player needs 50 rushing, 50 receiving and a touchdown. Obviously, this is going to be a halfback. Fred Taylor, 50 rush, 50 receiving and at least one touchdown. Be a big game for him if he can do it. Now normally the challenge wheel gets me one of any pack in the store that cost coins. Completing the challenge wheel in the playoffs could also get me a training pack if I choose. To be honest, none of these packs are that great. I probably wouldn't elect for that. But sometimes there are training packs that are so juiced, it's unbelievable. But gentlemen, you see it on your screen. Survive the playoffs. That's the only thing that I'm really worried about here. If Fred Taylor can go off, even better. Gronk, Kenny Pickett and Jerry Rice. That's a fever dream lineup. He's got Jalen Watson, Eric Berry and Will Greer. Honestly, my team might be a little bit better. But that kind of scares me because he is in his playoffs. Oh, so the only adjustment I got to make in this zone is Blitz LT. I got Sipson in the middle. You can run that ball all you want. You're going to get fucking stuffed. Sipson, let's go. I almost tried to tackle him. Oh, Blitz. It's 100% a pass. Send everybody. We're coming, Will Greer. LK and two stacks to open up the playoffs. He's in trouble already. Just keep the heat on. That's it. Okay. That's honestly a nice throw, but kind of what we're looking for. Fourth and 14. We got to run man for this. We got to run man for this. Yeah. We're manned up. We're good. Get there. Oh, my God. No, I think I had the wrong guy in covers though. I think I'd say I would cover it. I got to be a nickel. I should have called the timeout. I'm going to need to make an adjustment to this too. I dare you. Oh, come on. We'll do it again, boys. We'll do it again. Second and 29. I'm guessing pass. I'm going. I'm flying in with Trent and Sipson. Go. Blitz gets picked up. He hated hers. Hated hers. Oh, my God. Career cell. What are you doing? I've got Odell. I've got Odell. What? Never seen that. What the fuck? I just perfectly fucking jumped around twice. Oh, my God. No fucking way you score on this drive. There is absolutely no way you are scoring on this drive. This is holy shit. I'm going to break a fucking monitor. The first one teleported through Trent and Sipson's chest. I swear to God. I have never been so close to every fucking ball. That one right there. Okay. I need Lurker to catch that. That's fine. Maybe I got to be on a safety, but what the fuck is going on? He's going to run the ball here and get stopped. Oh, my God. I am so fucking tilted right now. Second and nine. Handoff here. Going right up the middle. Excellent user play. Third and seven. Oh, Sipson. How's this bitch? You earned it. Ah! Now here's what we're doing. We're going into eye formation. I'm taking Gronk out for a gizicky. I'm taking Franco Harris out for Gronk. Gronk has the ability Vanguard. If you watched my videos last year, you'll know what Vanguard is. But if you're new, Vanguard gives you one hell of a fucking block. Let's put it like that. Watch Gronk and enjoy. Shit. It didn't even fucking matter because that was such a good run that Gronk wasn't even involved. Same shit, different day. Follow Gronk. Just follow him. It's a pancake. Look at that fucking block! This is a super long prestige in that Gronk. There's no way I'm going the whole season without watching that. Fred Taylor about 25 yards and a touchdown already on the ground. We just got to get him seeing yards in the air and we get that challenge real too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is wheel of my wild card. No, absolutely not. Get your ass. No, it's defense, bro. You don't even like this part. Dude, I'm boxing this guy like a fish, actually. Pick him. Pick him off. Pick him off. No, I'm going to save him. Oh! Oh! Hit a dance floor, Sal. We're gritting on you, bud. Hey! Yeah, I did. Tell me he's dog shit. Tell me he's dog shit, though. He is dog shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's going to quit. He has to be sending a message. What is he doing? Probably sending a message. What? Fucking shit. I can beat him. Nobody can beat him. This is why his name is M.M. God. Because he's a God at the game. Holy shit, man. Good job, honey. I won't beat you today. I promise. It's going to be a good day. Guys, he didn't mean that. Yeah, you're right. I'm still going to beat him. I'm still going to do it. Dude, I'm sick of this Wheel of Mutt season, though. Why is everybody quitting? How do you make it to the playoffs and quit? Like, that's so stupid. Dude, it's genuinely, it's genuinely dumb. I'm trying to get content. Did he send me a message? He had to have. Yes, it's a video. I'm in the playoffs. It's my Wheel of Mutt team. Oh, what are we doing? By the way, for anyone who's equally frustrated because you wish the episodes were longer, I do too. But this, this is a total anomaly. Like, this is weird. This has never happened. And on average, it doesn't happen. So I know season two is going to be amazing. And I've loved season one. But like the amount of rage quits is super weird. It's just like uncharacteristic. It never happens like this. All right. Listen, I know you guys want more gameplay. I'm going to do one drive here. I'm playing Mutt champions. I don't even know what this is, but it let me queue up against some guy and it's not going to affect my record in our actual season. See, that's the problem with a rage quit and Wheel of Mutt. I can't just queue up another game. If I queue up another game, I'm playing the NFC championship, which would make next episode the Super Bowl. It's just, it's just not how it works. Apparently I'm playing the best of the best. That's what they call this. Good God. Second and 15, Gronk! Did you see the pancake from Gronk? I'm telling you, man, that vanguard shit is crazy. He pancake the user. Still got to get a push on all the delignment though. See like right there? I mean, Gronk still flattened somebody, but I couldn't even get to the second level. So it's not like, it's not overpowered, but it is, it's really fun while it's activated. I'll say that. All right, boys, here's what we'll do. If I can score a touchdown on this drive, I'll open a pack. That's our prize. Good God. They're doing the youtube.com cheese blitzes. Because what the fuck is that? I'm blocking five, you're sending four, but the guy doesn't get touched. Ooh, very nice catch by G.R. Chase. That's only blitz, it's only blitz three. Can I get Gronk open? That was honestly just, that was just good pass rush. I'm not even mad about that. Hey, that's okay. We're gonna go for this dub anyway. Look at Gronk. Gotta be. That feels good. Dude, when you go up against the youtube.com defense, that feels good to score. Can he get in? Go! Oh, he doesn't get in. If I can stop him on defense, that's an extra pack. He's going with the run himself. Lawrence Taylor is having absolutely none of it. Now I'm gonna go man blitz. I'm gonna go get RG three. Oh my God, I got his hat. Dude, I'm even smoking the big dogs right now. He could hit his tight end. He couldn't hit that. Dude, I'm smoking. I'm just fucking lights out right now. Shit. My sound effect did not go with that. That was about the slowest juke I've ever seen. YouTube.com defense. I can't wait to run all over it with high form. Cut it up. We take that. We take that Fred Taylor. Gronk's got his ability back. No, Gronk. Go flatten that man. And I've got a touchdown. Jesus. That's like, this is some YouTube shit. Can we just watch that back? Like I'm blocking five and you're blitzing four, but he's untouched. That's just not football. It's just, it's just you go on YouTube and there's some glitch blitz that works because EA sucks at coding the O-line. And this is how people play competitive Madden. That shit is so whack. Yeah. I listen. I got my touchdown. I got my stop. We'll give our opponent here a W. And we just need to look forward to the divisional playoff. And for anyone wondering, this is what I just played. It's called champions. Earned competitive past xp to earn exclusive players by competing against the best of the best in this week's champs. Yeah. I don't really know what that is. Sorry, boys. This is basically like stat padding for the episode because I just, I've never had this many rage quits. But what I do of course have, gosh, you guys are seeing a lot of this wheel. You're seeing a lot of this wheel. Can we get the jackpot on? Can we get the jackpot on? No, no. 84 choice has been good to us. I think last one was 83, 84. I think I'm going to go with the right guard here. We're becoming a very dominant run team with that Vanguard Gronk. If we just bolster Mike on Wenu, that'll be real nice. The only other thing I could do is Rayquan Davis. I could get another 84D tackle in there. But I want to boost my O-line. I think O-line is really important. I'm hoping there is an 84 right guard. If there isn't, I'm screwed. Oh my God. I said that. Definitely not thinking it was actually possible. Damn. There's no 84 right guard. Okay. I guess we are taking a detackle here. Maybe next episode I can pick somebody up. Oh my God. The only 84 detackle is Jonathan Allen. I already have him. I guess I'm going to get creative here. I'm going to pick up 84 Cam Hayward. I'm going to move him to detackle. Cam Hayward is a very big right end anyway. I don't think this is too far out of the wheelhouse. That's funny. That was so unlucky. He's a 78 overall at detackle. That's shockingly low actually. But it is better than Rayquan Davis. So I said I would open two packs from the store. So I'm going to do it. We really haven't opened that many packs on a wheel of mud this year. So far none of this is usual. I pretty much have to pull some crazy shit. But to even go on the team. So I don't imagine this will impact too much. Take one more legends back right here. And DeMarcus Ware, Warren Moon, Patrick Jones. Oh my God. What? 85 Lavante David. How does this stack up to Junior Seau? Because he might be a starter now. Seau is faster. Lavante's got more excel. More play record tackle. Less block shit. Yeah. Seau's better. Sorry Lavante David. It was a fun thought though. Mickey Mouse playoff run I guess. I am praying that the NFC championship is a good game. I'm so sorry. But this will be the only season this happens because this is so weird. But I love you guys. And I'm going to get you an amazing NFC championship. Thanks for watching us always. You guys are the best. And I'll see you in the next episode. Peace.