 Previously on Wheel of Nut. Before you start sucking George Kittlescock, I need you to listen to me, because is Darren Waller's cracked? DK Matcalf. This undoubtedly is my most controversial prestige. Let's see DK off the rip. Is he there? He might be! You stuck! You stuck! Darren Waller is there! Oh my God, what a laser! Oh, Barclay. Let's go! Let's get all the way, baby! Oh God, hey! I can feel the depression running through my veins. This close. This close to salvation. This reminds me of something. Bye, have a great time. How's that close to having scary Terry and Stafford? But admittedly, there are good things. There's diamonds in the rough. There's a needle in that haystack, okay, of depression. It's that I can do this. It doesn't matter how shitty my team is, doesn't matter how good their team is. That guy had a straight 86 overall team. We had a 69, and we damn near took it to him. Maybe two or three mistakes the whole game, and that's what cost me. So yeah, you do have to play flawlessly when you have a dog shit team, but I know I can do it. If you missed episode one, you're a bomb. Go watch it. But we've got DK, Matt Cap, Saquon, Barclay, Darren Waller, Devin White, and Jalen Ramsey, and of course, Isaiah Loudermilk. Mmm, milk, guys. So I'm excited on episode two today to give myself a little redemption. And by the way, yes, this is not a bandwagon, okay? My boy, Stafford, is now a ram, and I lived in LA for 10 months. So this is not a bandwagon by any means. I'm legally allowed to do this. The wheel of a month, a matter of 22 wheel, is spinning for our second ever episode. I'm ready to get it. I am, that's literally so, mmm. Oh wait, this is actually mad good. I was gonna say that's so close to a jackpot, but this is super good right now. Endless get-a-golds until elite. And honestly, with how bad my team is, it's best case scenario for me to never get the elite. But obviously, eventually I want it. So there's these get-a-gold player packs. They can give you an elite player. I get to open these until I get an elite player, and I also get to keep the elite. So the worst case scenario is I get an elite on the first one right here. That would be so shitty. I, and literally anything, like an offensive lineman, that's a rookie, right outside linebacker, 72 overall, that's great. That's way better than the bronze I got in. We could open so many of these too. Another gold, that's good. Gotta detackle. Another get-a-gold is another detackle, okay. Keep it gold, baby. Starloo Lele, keep it gold, Kendrick Bourne. If we get all the way through this without an elite, I'd be really pumped, because I feel like I usually get an elite, like I'd say one out of 10. Oh shoot, no, stay gold, stay gold, stay gold. Oh, wait, it's a QB, and I don't have a QB right now. All right, so we have to stop opening now. We just got the elite. Pretty solid though. Let's go adjust this lineup according to what we just got. So taste some hills, superstar. What's this card look like? 84 speed, 86 throw power. He's honestly pretty good. His throw accuracies are not as good as Stafford, but he's solid overall. And then at left end, Marquise Spencer is coming out. Hershelby Harris. Let's get it, boys. Oh, and then at a right outside linebacker, Ronnie Perkins is coming out for Odafe Owe. I'm really sorry. The white complexion of my skin should tell you, I don't know how to pronounce that name. All right, so it's like tackling stats are actually dog shit, but so are all the bronzes. 85 speed, 85 excel. That's as fast as Davante Adams, who has 85 speed, I'm pretty sure. All right, boys, with our first wheel spin out of the way, we've already got a quarterback. So whatever I lean on here, I don't have to worry about a quarterback. And it's not like I'm going to get one anyway. Heavyweights pack. So it's 88 pluses only, which means that we're going to get an insanely good player. But it's pretty much either going to be an offensive lineman or a delineman. I almost think I'd rather take a delineman here, but I don't get a say in this one. I just kind of got to take whatever I get. So our heavyweights player, let me see a delineman in this animation because I don't know what he's doing. He's so good. This is literally the best left end in the game. Dude, he's going to have like at least 85 speed. He's so good. Shit. I'm going to give him under pressure right there and then X factor unstoppable force. Cause if we can get unstoppable force activated, he's going to be a demon. That is literally the best ball I could have gotten. That's insane. I have to win today, bro. We've got a quarterback, multiple delinemen and Montez sweat on the line. All right. So the problem is we slept Brady Breeze, Talando, Hufanga, Afeitu, Malafonwu, and a bunch of dog water, like horrible offensive linemen. That's kind of a bother. 71 overall is great. I'm thinking this is going to look a lot like last game where we just have to keep scoring or we're going to lose. Hey, you know the vibes boys. We got to get the matter 22 challenge meal in the books and try and get our first win today to keep Montez sweat. Our challenge. I think we completed this last time is hat trick. So hat trick is three touchdowns and it's got to be with three separate players. So I need three different players to each have one touchdown. A passing touchdown from my quarterback does not count. So Taysum Hill would have to scramble for a touchdown. He can't just throw one. It seems realistic enough and the all pro fantasy pack is actually really good. So I'd love to open a pack. We're all in one. How much of a bummer would be if I went all in four and I lost Saquon and Devin White just like that? I would cry. No God squats here, baby. Hey, hey, let's go. He probably, I think time we got squad but that is a beatable team. It's got Justin Fields at QB starting out with a run and he almost, almost met Devin White. I'm gonna use your sweat actually. Ooh, interesting. Wow, what an excellent, excellent use of the blocks on the slip screen. Never seen someone do it that well. All right. It's just a fact of life. If you ever do something crazy, ridiculous and maddened everybody follows it up with a run because they're like, damn, no way I get that lucky again. Step up and get the QB. This guy plays just like me. Uh-oh, I'm on Shelby Harris. Get there, get there, get there, bro. You guys are so fucking slow. Makes it so difficult. He's got shook-enabled offensive player that's distorted off. This one's the worst. This momentum is so dumb because I haven't even had a chance to score. That's not how momentum works. I still think it's a really cool feature this year in Madden, but I hate that it activates off of the first touchdown. I definitely don't think it should. I'm looking for Waller on his deep corner route. If not him, let's hit Barkley. It's just such a lethal combination of routes. Oh, Barkley's. No, what the fuck? That's pass interference. My receiver is running a route and gets hit and can't run it. It's pass interference. That was just so fucking dumb. He ran into my player. Oh my God. And these slow ass dudes. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep tonight, dude. Brady Brees almost just pulled the unthinkable off. You know what he might try and do? I'm gonna try and scramble. Trick, one of our players in the touchdown right now is Jaylin Ramsey. That's perfect. 100%, I'm hitting Metcalf. Eight to seven, let's go. Momentum is in my favor now, baby. All right, let's see what he's got here. Sketchy. Sketchy played call, but I had to go for it. Jaylin Ramsey. Play action. I've got Y. I've got Y. Let's go. Pitch it back. We get my challenge rule before you rage quit. Yup, hold defense. Oh, wow. Not that nasty. Oh, I'm tossing that shit. Yes, it is. Get a joke. Get a block. Waller. I should have just scrambled, dude. I think I might have had it if I just straight scrambled. What was that? Get him. Step up and get him, buddy. Let's go. I think he's out of bounds too. I don't think I have to call a timeout here. I mean, if you got big ass balls, you can fake it, but I got Devon White here. So, let's see what he wants. Jake Elliott is gonna pin it. 10 to 14, two timeouts. I definitely think I can get at least a field of bounds. Let's see Waller here. Oh, okay. Oh, you know what I should have done? I should have playmaker Waller up the field and thrown it. Let's see what he does here. Yes, sir. That is like my most money route of all time. The fuck you saying to me, you little shit? Just get rid of this ball. Can my kicker hit a 40 down here and field goal? Rodrigo Blankenship, the spectacles kicker, the man who perfectly embodies what a kicker looks like. Oh God, I don't think he can hit this. Not full power. I just have to hit that. I gotta hit the camera or this is gonna miss. Come on, I gotta upgrade every position. I don't know much about this play right here, but I'm about to learn. Waller, are you open? Oh, no, no, no, come on. Why are you walking away from the ball? They complain at any point in the rest of this game. I give you full permission to come to my house and call me a little bitch, but I can't believe that just happened. Oh, get this throw, what a throw. Taste of hell here, oh God. Yes, that's the touchdown. Barkley, oh, there it is. We can still get a run for a long, run for a long. Inside zone, baby, get up in there, buddy. Oh, he knows, but can he stop it? Bronzo line, Bronzo line, Bronzo line, ooh. Good, just the playmaker Barkley. Yes, let's go, we're past going. After making so many amazing passes, he just threw that actually straight at Dorel Rivas. Lots in coverage here, I knew it, I knew it. What? You gotta be kidding me. Oh my God, Devin White is so fast. What, what, what animation are we talking about there? All right, let's lock him up here. We've locked him up here twice now. I was so close to a pick six right there. All right, there's no way he sees this slip screen. Oh, yep, he does not, for sure does not. He had that amazing block on that and I just had one of the worst blocks I've ever seen. Saquon in the middle, got him running through a man, running through another. Laser, laser, oh my God. Oh, big, big, he was at that height advantage. Let's go 21 to 17 as the lights flicker, woo. I do not have my hat trick pulled off and I do not have a win secured. I have the momentum though. He is absolutely nothing. Dude, we can't mess this up. We have to get a Saquon Barkley. We're gonna go with the fake reverse. I've never ran this, but we're gonna try it. God, shit. We can probably get closer and then go Saquon. Let's look at Metcalfe here. Yup. Okay, taste him. Okay, taste him, get out of the boat. I wanna do so bad, bro. I wanted to run through him so bad. I'm gonna try it. Let's see if Saquon can just make a play out of sheer willpower. Oh, we'll send it to, we'll send it weak side. We'll send it weak side. Let's go, Saquon. Who possession lead? Hat trick. All because of Whofonga, bro. Whofonga with the clutchest pick of his life. Well, he's not rage-quitting. You gotta give him props for that. Beams one up. Afayah Tulu, with his second interception. Let's go back to Brady Brees. Uh-oh, wait, Matt, Matt. Two seconds too early. He was gonna pick that up and score. I don't think he realizes the critical mistake he just made. All right, so since I was so late in the fourth quarter and it didn't look like he could win, I won't count that as a rage-quit, so we won't spin the rage-quit wheel, but we can pick one of any pack in the store and open it, a coin pack, that is. Because we completed our challenge and I think the all-pro fantasy pack is probably the best pack in the store, so let's see if we can just randomly pull some absolute heat. What would be an absolute tragedy is if I got the best pull in the game, which is the limited, it's because I already have both of them. So I'd get the insane luck, but it wouldn't help me. What would be great right now is some offensive linemen, maybe some corners. That's a corner. Kivare Russell, I don't know how you say his name. I'm sorry, Will Greer. All these are important. Let's get some gold safeties. Alex Leatherwood, I guess. Ooh, an elite in the second round. Love that. Jackson, that's huge, bro. That's huge. And a center. All right, we'll take the center, Eddie Jackson, and the right tack. All right, this is our big round. I think we're guaranteeing the lead up here. Right outside linebacker. Ooh, an ugly second pick up in Sony Michelle. And our lead is a superstar. And it's 81 jump, 85 catch. Ooh, 87 excel. He's got matchup, nightmare, and I think it's comeback. We're just zone objectives while losing. So Eddie Jackson joins. That's honestly really, really big. That might even be bigger than scary Terry, but scary Terry, such a beast. I mean, DK is my prestige, but let's see him compared to DK. Same speed. DK's got more jump. Terry's got better catching and probably better route runnings all across the board. Now, one thing I will say, boys, I don't record Wheel of Mutts the same day I post them. I usually record them like two or three days before. So please remember that like, let's say the day after this video posts, a brand new DK Metcalfe comes out. Like a 92 overall DK Metcalfe, right? Remember that I recorded the videos in advance. So it might be a video or two before you see the updated card. So don't freak out. I do know that there's a new card. I just want to let you know. I love you guys. Thank you for watching as always. This is so much fun. I'm loving Wheel of Mutts right now. And I will see you in the next one, Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, baby. I love you boys. I'll see you in the next video. Peace.