 Apparently, there is now a trend towards the usage of preferred adjectives. Ha ha ha! No way! No way! So we don't just have like the preferred pronouns, but now like preferred adjectives. And I'll tell you what, I've totally had people use adjectives about me that I do not approve of. I do not approve. I have finally achieved non-majority status here. I have arrived! I have finally arrived! Oh, here's your coffee. And I'll tell you what, you better believe I'm taking advantage of this, man. I demand all social media platforms recognize this non-preferred adjective usage for what it is. Violence. Madam, that is an insult that cannot be bought. I demand satisfaction. I'll tell you what, and to all those hate-filled non-approved adjective usages, I say why don't you just shut up and mind your own thing, business? Mom? Sweetie, let the nice fireman do their job. Yeah, mom, God! Whatever, just kidding. Anyways, due to this clear usage of violence thing, all social media platforms must compensate me by like putting my videos in the trending area. We have a list of demands here. Or just recommend them from time to time, you know? We need two bathrooms. Or maybe you could just stop with that pop-up thing people get whenever they click on one of my videos. We need two bathrooms, minimum. The one that says, warning, this video was created by a member of the evil colonial patriarchy. Down with the patriarchy? I mean, honestly, I really feel like that thing's lowering my engagement a bit. Possibly you could at least change up the pop-up a little to like include some of my preferred adjectives. Like, warning, this video was created by a gifted, handsome, and kind, you know, member of the evil colonial patriarchy or whatever, you know? That would be a little better. Could at least give me a thumbs up, thank you, a look of appreciation. Happy? That's a fake smile and you know it.