 What's behind today's advent calendar door? Oh, it's MTV News, don't eat it. Stephen Bayer wants another Love Island breakup. Couple goals Olivia Buckland and Alex Bowen inked each other on Just Tattoo of Us last night and in case you missed it, here's Stephen and Charlotte with their reaction. Alex and Olivia, nice couple, really fun. That's for designing tattoos. I wanted to see a reaction where they could have broken up. I wanted to see some drama but instead they were funny ones, which is good. Because they're engaging, they're in love. I spanked Charlotte. You wouldn't want to do that to me if we were engaging in love. No, no. Oh, do you f***ing hate money? Do you mind? I actually love that, I love that. I love the Olivia part, just not the rest of it. The thing with Alex and Olivia is they did laugh them off at the time but we were watching on the screens downstairs. Can you remember this? When they were doing the both thing. They looked so pissed. Like really annoying. They actually, we were watching and they looked really angry so I think there might have been a few words when they got home. Howeer, your mint Raj packet. Scrub the tan, get your face in a box of chicken nuggets and get ready to be more all because Jordy Shaw, season 16, is back with two new faces joining the show and you might recognise one of them from this year's Love Island. Sam Golland and Stephanie Snowden have promised to bring the party back to the tune next year and here's an exclusive first look at our fave new Rajies. Absolutely buzzing to be here. There was to describe myself in one word. It'd be a complete f***ing idiot. That's not one word, is it? Reason why is my mates tell me to do something and I do it. I don't fancy any of the boys in the house. I think they're all really good looking but I don't fancy any of them. I know girls can be really bitchy but I'm hoping the girls will accept us for who I am and I'll get along with everyone in the house. Jordy Shaw is back on Tuesday the 9th of January at 10pm on MTV. Dry January is cancelled. A six-year-old just wrote the most savage letter to Santa and we are here for it. Let's face it, Santa's been getting away with the Judgy McJudgerson vibe for years. We've all heard the song about finding out who's naughty or nice but like whatever, it's time Santa got slayed back and a kid from Virginia has done just that. He wrote a letter at school which read, Dear Santa, I'm only doing this for the class. I know your naughty list is empty and your good list is empty and your life is empty. The North Pole is reeling. You don't know the troubles I've had in my life. Goodbye. The boy signed off his letter by refusing to identify himself writing, I'm not telling you my name. But his mum, Sam, gave the game up on Twitter, posting the letter and calling it amazing. You guys know you're both getting cold, right? Viagra plant fumes are giving dogs boners. Yeah, I mean if that's not the best clickbait you've seen all day, I give up. Residents of Irish Village Ringers Kitty have been complaining that the fumes from a nearby Viagra factory have been giving them all a hard time with local barmaid Debbie O'Grady telling the Sunday Times, One with and you're stiff. Laugh out loud. Pharmaceutical firm Pfizer have been making the drug in the village for the last two years and according to people that live there, the love fumes have been giving men and their doggy pals enormous sexual powers. Psychiatric nurse Fiona Toomey said that the local dogs walk around in a state of sexual excitement. I think that Viagra must have got into the water supply. But Pfizer have released a statement saying that the stiff whiff was nothing more than an amusing myth. Don't go walking your dog around there anytime soon though, just in case. Nicknack, Paddywack, give the dog a... Let's leave it there. Thanks for watching today's MTV News. I'm James Barr. See you soon.