 Welcome once again, ladies and gentlemen. After last time's horrendous defeat, I decided that it is well in my duty to fill up our treasury and so I have decided to take this amazing fantastical quest and so I will. Oh well, unfortunately I don't really have all that much money and so I'm forced, forced I say, to take upon this next quest with barely a dime in my pockets. Actually 80 gold pieces, which let's face it, kind of nothing. Anyway, what we have to do here, we must infect, we must activate infected corpses, which sounds a lot more unpleasant than it really is, I hope. But hey, maybe it's absolutely what it sounds like. I took my antiquarian Susan for obvious reasons, because obviously I want another abomination, treasures, treasures, treasures and more treasures. I have also taken my new crusader and my new other person. Ah yes, highwayman, that was the name. Excellent. Warrior of Light. Plus 10% damage if torch worth 75, that's fantastic, I like this. Is the torch, nope, it is not. Now it is, above 70. I really hope there is a corpse out here. Well, yep, yep there is. Excellent, excellent news. Uh oh. Susan, Susan, darling. Is it good energy or bad energy? Slugger. Plus 10% damage melee skills. Well, for an antiquarian that's absolutely useless. But hey, this thing this kind of thing happens all the bloody time. So I will hardly surrender this soon. Yeah, let's debuff the cultist brawler or fail trying. Well, worst things have been known to happen. And now old man Virgil is absolutely marked. Let's see, what can we do starting here, starting now? Let's take a shot at all of you folks and yeah, thank you Virgil, you missed. Aren't you ashamed? I hope you are. Can I zealously accuse you of being bad people? Obviously. Oh, poor little Louis Lier. Yeah, I forgot to rename the crusader. Sorry about that. Let's see, what can we do exactly? We can, I guess, kill our brand new crusader? Ouch. Anyway, I've been thinking what I really need to do in town when I'm back is upgrade my what's his name? The recruitment tavern, not a tavern, rather a moving thing on cards. Yes, you know what I mean, right? Yeah, probably not. Anyway, my crusader is taking a lot of damage and why I think that I need to upgrade the recruitment center is because I actually want characters who don't start off at level zero or not even at level one. And as far as I can tell, I think I can upgrade them to start off at level three, possibly. Not quite certain of that. But I think so, I think so. Excellent. I managed to get some stress out of this holding and invigorating vapers are not doing anything for me right now. Let's see. I can command, I can bolster, retribution. No, I really need to change Old Man Virgil's abilities, apparently. Can I kill you? No, no, I cannot. Unfortunately, I'm taking more damage than I should be. Let's remove those pesky little bodies. Well, as faint as you may feel, dear Susan, I'm afraid I can't do anything about it. Obliterate it. Good, good. These nightmarish creatures can be felt, they can be beaten. And yes, smile all you want, dearie. We're going back in another direction. We do need to find these two corpses, and they are most certainly not in this direction. The good news is we found a little bit of food. Uh-oh. Don't leave a goat. Come on. I'm not looking where I am. Sorry about that. The light. Does a single torch give me 15 points of light? I think so. Well, a torch, obviously. Thank you. Littering gold, trinkets and baubles. Paid for in blood. Yes, yes, yes. Blood payment is never a good thing. As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted and purpose is made clear. This is a really nasty dungeon, isn't it? You don't have to wonder how everything works, you know? It's absolutely unnecessary. I'll look more of those knowing maggots and spitter spiders. Oh yeah. Let's all get a bit more dodgy. And this, thank you. This didn't do much of anything, but maybe my zealous accusation of the maggots is going to force them to come to their senses. Who knows? Ouch. Oh, great. Now we've got a sick guy. And he's stunned as well. Yes, yes. Most certainly one does fall indeed. Wonder what that disease does? I wouldn't know, honestly. Good job to Virgil once again. And we get 25 pieces of gold, which really is as much gold as one could hope for under the circumstances. I don't imagine maggots and spiders eat all that much gold. Hmm. Let's see. More buffs, more a fine job, my friend. Is it better? Good. Not a single swing on their side. Well, none of my characters have a move skill right now, so I will keep that in my bag. A fortune waiting to be spent. Tortures. Oh, look at this thing. It looks dreadful. I bet it's nothing evil or demonic, right? Right? Probably it is. I'm just saying. Let's shoot at all of them at once and see how they take it. Good. I don't want them to panic me up. And now they are nicely lined up for another zealous accusation or a battle of gunpowder in their faces before they get sadly deceased. Oh, that was a nasty stress. Strike. Yay. A debuff, a debuff. How happy it makes me. Really, boys, you didn't have to swing at me. Now, what do I need to do? Yeah, let's destroy the corpse. I'm really glad I didn't miss the corpse, unlike everyone else, which was really annoying. You are bleeding badly, aren't you, mate? Confidence tends to do that, doesn't it? Oh, no. Oh, no. Well, that's very unfortunate. Yay. Have minor points of healing abilities. Might as well swing like I'm crazy. And let's inspire myself. Oh, how lovely. I truly am a man of great inspiration. I could, of course, I know who human being, in fact. But hey, details, right? Good, good, good. Even better. Ah, how I enjoyed this. Excellent. Well, that's what it did. Maybe I should have drank with this guy. Is there a dead body? Well, there are... Oh, there we have one quest location. Please tell me that's not... Yeah, it's not. Good. Oh, come on. I was going to click it anyway. Thanks for the torch, by the way. I appreciate it. Why we are cleaning up infected corpses? I do not know. Is it to stop disease, to stop a plague, reaching the town? Just saying. I'd really appreciate why I'm going to all this trouble to pour some potent salves over some bloated corpses. Not that I don't enjoy a nice salve over a bloated corpse myself, but hey, that's not about me. It's about the principle. It's about the level. It's about the challenges of modern gaming, rather of modern engineering. Good job, Zach. No, no, no, no, no. I did not. I'm just messing with this. Right. Oh, a grave. Dug in haste. Well, maybe I should have used the shovel. But I would rather... Let's see. Scouting? Yes. Excellent. Oh, a secret door. And I still don't see my quest location. It's probably right there. Well, the food's gone now, practically. No food here. Bad. That is very, very bad. But hey, we have a secret door. Bad news is I did not have enough money to buy a key. And I can just tell that this is going to be bad. Well, that's nice, I guess. Should I use my... No, not yet. Not food. See, I knew I would need that shovel. I'm really glad I did not use it upon the grave now. Uh-oh. Let's see. What can I do now? Let's increase our chances of dodging attacks. Because dodging attacks is always ever so important. Let's kill the fungal artillery, because I don't like the sight of that. And now, whatever am I going to do with the bleeding poor crusader? Let's try it back. That's what I will do. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Well, this is getting bad. Quite bad, in fact. Please give me, yes, a crit to entire health points. I'm so happy. Oi. Another disease and blight. I'm really having the worst luck now. Oh, come on. Don't die. Please. You can do so much more if you don't die. This is really annoying. Come on, I need that sweet, sweet healing ability of yours. Unfortunately, not strong enough. What does one do with giant mushrooms? One picks them up, generally. Since I obviously can do that, I feel like it would be rude. I am going to have to do other things entirely. And indeed, I'm going to have to just kill the mushrooms. Really, one point away from death. Oh, I can't even do that right. Ah, more blight. Don't you just love it? At least I resisted this one time. And I'm sure 33 health points are going to get all health in good one or two points at a time. This is really annoying. Well, with this mark, pray you are not going to do anything. I like how the fungal creatures are not foolish, horrors, brought low and driven into the water. Traps, traps, traps all around. I need that sweet, sweet firewood. Finally, I know where it is. So there is probably going to be a battle, actually, just to be on the safe side. A spark without kindling is a goal without hope. That's awesome. Let's see. Should I produce a random trinket? Maybe a little bit later. Stress is good and all, but I really could have used some healing abilities. And I don't see any pep talk, strange powders. Oh, that's useful. Maybe some weapon practice? Yeah. Well, I got nothing, so it's time to get going. The way is lit. The path is clear. We require only the strength to follow it. Good job, Zack. A fine job indeed. What a lovely young lad. Oh, wonderful. And the grave. Shall we get something dreadful? Ah, good. Well, I am still alive and there was no fight. Well, I managed to get just a tiny bit of gold from this one, but what's more important, actually not that little at all. 9,000 pieces of gold. And even some portraits, deeds and lots of crests, which I really needed. Good job. Unholy slayer. Nice. Very nice. And eldritch hater. Kind of nice. And of course, we've got Old Man Virgil being obsessed with sainthood, which is by no means perfect. But hey. What is its way through the rotting boughs? Ooh. Let us press on. Plus 33% Resolve XP in Weld. Well, I do believe I know where my next mission will be. But hey, I think we'll leave it for next time. Now, one last piece of business is to leave poor old man dog in the brothel, because it is necessary in fact to keep our men dog. Men dogs. Yeah. Happy and, you know, enjoying their life. And hey, next time we are even going to go kill a boss, because why not? But for now, thank you guys for watching. And if you enjoyed this video, please share it, like it, subscribe to me for more. I'll see you next time. Bye.