 Eight minutes it feels like I'm running a gauntlet. Have a joke. How much does it roof cost? Nothing it's on the house. Yeah Welcome to the button speed dating show when the Jack quick question. I was going through YouTube. It's not video on Willie's channel Or you thought about smashing a 15 year old your thoughts in your past words, bro What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You thought of smashing Giorno, bro I don't know a single thing about a single JoJo's character date for 10 minutes. It went in all expenses Also, it's a drawing. This is paid second date. This episode was made in a friendship with native Veteran and body wash that has naughty and nice sense. Will our hopeful singles match with someone who's naughty or nice? Let's find out Hi How's it going? You're not real, man. I'm Seth. I'm Alex. I need to go in the middle, don't I? Okay chat I can't yell or anything. This show pisses me off though. We're going. Good. How are you? I'm Seth. I'm Alex Alex great to meet you. What do you do for work? Mechanical engineer. Okay. My sister's a civil engineer. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Are you really good at math? I'm gonna be honest people have said the word civil engineer a lot to me lately and I still don't know what it means I just say oh, okay professional deals with this Environment you're a civil engineer. Wait, what so is it more environment engineering? No, mechanical engineer Okay, my sister's a civil engineer. Okay. Gotcha. Are you really good at math? No No Can you give her? Wait, don't you have to be good at math to be an engineer? Wait, lay are you good at math? Three compliments. Uh, I love your hair. Thanks in your glasses. Thanks. And uh, yeah, I like how you're matching You got the purple the blue. Thank you. Looks like uh, you just got back from the uh, when you were young festival Fair enough Why did you reject him? I feel like his compliments were based just on my physical appearance Well to be fair you haven't talked that long. That's so fair button. Thank you Great to meet you. Alex. Good luck. Thank you. Sorry Alex. That's okay button. I'm like geeking. What else is he supposed to talk about? Yeah, I really love her backstory. Yeah, I I love the rich lore behind her life Oh, he don't he don't know you. You just said my name Dark she said that just because she didn't like what he looked like and that's fine Well, like he did she's just didn't want to say that A little tea I'm Alex. How you doing Alex? Nice to meet you. She was crushing on me I'm just a fan of the button. I'm just a big fan. Why are you a fan of the button? No I mean, I ain't really the jealous type like I'm just a fan of the button. I'm just a big fan. Why are you a fan of the button? No, you jealous Ken I mean, I ain't really the jealous type like I don't be in my feelings like that I know what I'm worse than what I look like No fans Yeah, you're good Why did you hit me? I think I'm realizing I'm really looking for somebody's like Personality and someone's who they are on the inside, you know Nice to meet you. My name is bonk. Hope. Nice to meet you. I'm Alex pro You know Nice to meet you. My name is bonk. Look at those thighs. Oh my god. Nice to meet you. I'm Alex So, what do you do? Well, I'm a personal trainer. I like to work out. What do you do? Um, I work in board game development Do you play board games? Actually, I do. Yeah, what board games do you like to play? It's like a Bulgarian ones What's the name of the game? Shushka. Oh, okay. Very cool. It's Bulgarian. Yeah, very cool. Are you from Bulgaria? Yeah, I'm from Bulgaria. Okay I'm sorry. That's okay. Why did you press? Because uh, just not my type. I'm sorry. No problem What are you looking for? Someone that likes to work out and likes to have fun You like to work out? I do. What kind of exercises do you like to work out the most? I do like um, high intensity like interval Waitlifting uh, sometimes I really like to swim actually I feel a physical connection. Okay. Are you sweaty? Uh, kind of I'm starting to in my hair, you know Do you need some deodorant? No, I actually put some on Naughty or nice? Uh, definitely naughty I'm Lana. Nice to meet you. Give me a little bit about yourself. I read a lot. Nice What's your what's your favorite book right now? Um, I got you Foxy done reading like a business leader back I think he beat you. I'm sorry. No, it's all good. Thank you Hi Why did the pickiest people of all time come on the show? I feel like you have to be like really Open to dating anybody I'm everybody that comes on the show is looking for the most specific Insanely like detailed type of all time. That's just like so unrealistic Paula, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I really like your name. Oh, thank you What is your full name? Oh, well my full name is Aditya. I'm gonna be honest I don't know what I'm not a big fan of this this uh Are these would you consider them picked it? I'm not a big fan of the hybrid pigtails Reverse pigtails. No, no, no, you you got right say it again. Yeah, that's good. Okay. My name is simple Paula She got them bapanadas Why'd you push the button on me? This is not part type, but I really like your name though. I love the name Hi, how's it going? Good I'm a lot of guys to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah, really pretty eyes. Thank you What's your type? Do you have a type? This is going well, but we're only four minutes in Um, yeah, I like girls who are like funny. Okay. I like to laugh a lot. So I like to make people laugh I kind of like his vibe Make him laugh. Um, okay. I have a joke. How much does a roof cost? Nothing. It's all in the house Yeah, I can't really say much about like really awkward jokes because whenever people try to be like, you will tell me a Funny joke. I like I don't I don't have any like funny jokes on deck like at all. I just don't have like a single one I don't think Yeah I good. Well, I love how he's just like, yeah, no, no, yeah button. Yeah, give me that. Give me any Thank you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah All right, your next hit is coming in. Cool. Hi, who are you? Good. How are you? I'm good. What's your name? I'm onica. What's your I think puns can be funny, but not whenever it's like When someone says tell me a joke, I don't want to hear a pun But puns can be funny if they're in the moment if it's like If it's like relevant to the topic at hand and it's like quick I don't think a pun on its own stands. You know what I mean? I'm john. That's me personally though. What do you do for work? Um, I'm a varista and I teach like performing arts classes for high school students. Oh, that's cool. I'm also a teacher Yeah, what do you teach? I'm a preschool teacher. Um, so I teach kids who are between the ages of three and six Right now I'm an assistant, but I'm working towards becoming a lead teacher at some point He's nervous He's very nervous. You do. That's super cool. Thanks. Um, do you ever perform anywhere? Not really right now I usually speak way faster when I'm nervous Just like for myself like my friends and stuff just for fun, but what are you looking for in a relationship? Um, so I'm looking for something long term. I don't want to just date someone for a couple of days and then just Yeah, you know with each other something like serious. Yeah, do you want to like get married and stuff? Eventually, yes, but you know, of course, it would be a case where we get to know each other first Yeah, I feel that It's push it faster. I promise you won't hurt his feelings. Just push it God damn jimmy can we get a replay on that? Holy Oh my god, look at the Look at the technique Okay Looks like john beat you to it. That's okay. I'm just not really looking for anything serious. Okay. Well, nice to meet you though You seem great. Thank you. It was nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too Can I ask what do you do for work? I'm a bartender. You are what do you do? Uh, I always thought I'd be such a great bartender. I'm gonna be honest preschool teacher Jackie, do you get naughty or nice vibes from john? John is giving really nice vibes. Well, that's good to hear Is there a tattoo? Joy de vivir I'm gonna do I'm gonna translate this right now Jack the bus was the best guy on the call jack the bus is a great man Had a dream about he may know from sessemon She was laying on my couch in ackee lap missing her limbs. I think I'm traumatized What what the Spartan, they're the prime for 13 joy of living. Can I get a pint of milk breast? Oh my god? What the fuck is happening nice vibes. Well, that's good to hear. Do you have a little bit of a bad side? Um I'm gonna say no Okay, I'll think of something interesting to say. Um, I guess you could say Um, okay. He just seems a little nervous. I'm sorry. It's all right. Nice to meet you john. Yeah He was really nervous. He really was Do you do that to man jacky? Maybe a little I'm jacky kelvin. Okay. Well, think of the prime for seven Calvin nice to meet you Tell me about you This is how jack and valkyrie's conversation would go man No, wouldn't No, dude, I would I would raise valkyrie the hell up. Trust me Trust me I would be non-stop boom boom boom boom I was a dance and psychology major and now I take classes every once in a while Um, I have a job where I get to dance and serve at the same time. Can you dance? You're getting locked up in rizzen. Oh my god Well, um, I have a job where I get to dance and serve at the same time. Can you dance kelvin? I do dance. Yes. What could I dance you do? I took a private bachata lessons. Bachata? I took a couple of bachata classes. Oh, wow. You two should dance together right now right now That was adorable. You're adorable, too The button or me both of you. Okay. Thank you. Let's test some intimacy Okay, do you want to hold hands? Sure. Do you like each other's smell? Smell each other. Okay I like that. Do you think he chose a naughty or a nice scent? I think he chose a naughty scent. You chose nice. Yes Candy cane might have been it. Yeah. Are you sweet looking candy cane? I am You two are really cute. Is this gonna happen? Why not? Is this cute? I I'm kind of uncomfortable Usually when people are like flirty, I'm like I'm like rooting for them I'm like, oh, this is so sweet. This they got like their energy together makes me like wildly uncomfortable Open to it. I'm open to it. Yeah, let's go on a second date. Okay All right, I'm gonna light up red one last time if you don't hit me you win the button Congratulations. I'm gonna be honest. This show has conditioned me for the worst case scenario I thought one of them was gonna push it. I really did You two have worked a lot Hey, wait, have I missed two episodes? We missed two. This buff guy was on the last one too. He's in the thumbnail Welcome to the button speed dating show when the button lights up red. Either player. My name is bonko. Nice to meet you Bonko? Yes, I'm Sophia. Where are you from? I'm from Bulgaria originally. Damn. Bonko's ripped I love to work out Do you work out? Um, yeah How many times a week? I'm probably not as much as you T1. What's your favorite exercise in the gym? A lot of cardio and then. What's your favorite cardio machine? Uh, I guess just a treadmill. A treadmill? Yeah. Did you incline treadmill? Uh, when they tell me to What are your favorite? What's your favorite right now? I'm so sorry. Why did you reject me? I think maybe you work out too much for me. I think you don't work out enough Oh Oh my god I'm gonna be honest He gives me the energy of like, oh you like uh, you like to read name 15 books, bro Oh, wait. Oh, wait, you like vegetables name 20 vegetables then But you can't you know what I mean? He kind of gives me that vibe I think maybe you work out too much for me. I think you don't work out enough God damn she got absolutely smoked though. Hey You two would have been a cute couple probably not My name's ken. How are you doing? I'm good. I'm Sophia. That's my daughter's name. Oh, okay Oh, that's weird. Oh, but this is just over. Oh my god. No wait Now just sit here in silence until one of you push the button. Oh my god. No Do you just have one daughter? Mm-hmm. She's four. She about to be five this February Is that a deal breaker? I don't know. Yeah, I guess Oh my god, why is nobody pushing it? I don't think so. I guess not. What do you do for it? I'm a dental my dentist Sophia has had Botox. What do you think of that? Dude, I think it's fine if you have a kid and you're dating but like I feel like I could never date someone that has like My if I had a daughter had my daughter's name. That's just weird Yeah, and it didn't light up red. I guess some people are like like some kids are like named after their parents like jack the force Got out of here. Did you really get Botox? I haven't got a little Botox Where at? This right here. Oh, that might be crazy. That's a deal breaker? I'm on national, baby Why'd you do that? Why is she so disrespectful like that? I'll probably get more Botox, so Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, we gotta go then You can bring a new girl. Why does she need more Botox? Come on if you want It's up to you. Okay. I'm gonna go grab someone else Bring him in Nice to meet you. I'm Celeste Oh, I think Wait, what? What just happened? She's just gone. You're gonna tap the buttons. Dang it All right, so what's your deal? I mean like life-wise currently I work as a substitute teacher That's crazy Chat is the next generation discovering Rick Astley I've seen way too many like rick rolled memes and I feel like it's like coming back around in terms of like the age The age range. Is it making like a comeback in a sort of way because I I I can't stand it I do cosplay. Oh, she just kind of left. I thought she was going to find someone else to to sit down with This is ridiculous. Okay. Uh, I'm a teacher at Franklin and I yeah, I love going to comic con and dressing room I'm back to bad Xavier. He has an irrational fear of urinals Hey, what? Like you walk to a bathroom and scream like in middle school or ice or whatever you go to the bathroom You're just unguarded Anyone lightly taps you you just like fall into the urinal. I don't know No, it's just like you get pushed into a urinal. So your day is just ruined It kind of sounds like he was just bullied and it's like this is really scarred from it bar bar. I think you're the follow Good hygiene. I put a beard conditioner on today. That counts. That counts. Is hygiene important? Yes, I have a very sensitive sense of smell. Let's put this to the test Put him a good lift Dude, I don't I don't know if it's my allergies or what if there's ever like a gas leak I'm just gonna die. I can't smell anything bro Like I have probably the worst sense of smell of all of mankind. Why am I laughing? Uh, it's my coping mechanism I don't know. What do you want me to say to that? You smell like native because you smell naughty or nice. He smells nice What did you choose candy cane great working great? I think you two are really cute together Thank you. I appreciate that. Are you down for one dollar margaritas? Are you insurer? Yeah That was kind of just the saddest rejection I've seen yet bro. Why are you linking rick asslee leave me alone? Yo, what's up kiddo? What up? Sorry back to the dating app anybody Ask her what? No, I get it. No, like that was it. I thought that was a good That was a good talk, but it's I'd be interested in talking more bro Stop. I had a good time though. It was really good to meet you. Nice. Meet you Celeste How you feeling? You like Dan? I feel really bad because like I did like him a lot, but also I don't want to Not leave my options open. I guess Good luck. I guess I had Good luck Nice to meet you. I'm Daniel. I'm Celeste How's it been going for you so far so good? Daniel's ready. The cut producer was like bro There's like four guys back there. That's it. Like if you like them you always said you liked them Oh, he's chewing that gum way too loud, bro. I do not like that. It's like if we're hanging out like Oh, I hate that sound so much Yeah, me too. Yeah Oh stop Please stop It's cool. Why'd you press the button? You're smacking your gum and it was kind of gross You're right. Sorry. I forgot to spit it out before I came out here. It's okay. It's okay. It was really nice to meet you Okay, what emote did you just try to use cat sitting very comfortable around campfire with his friends Is this is this activated? I have to see this. Does it work for you guys? Is it just me that can't see it? I'm Celeste. Nice to meet you. How old are you? I'm 21. Why can't I see it? What the hell? Is it 7 TV or BTTV? What the heck man, which one is it 7 TV and 26? How do you feel about younger guys? Kind of depends on the maturity level. I suppose. Yeah I'm pretty mature, right? Am I mature? Oh my gosh. That's so cute. I knew it was real Wait, why is it that I asked chat am I mature and the first thing that kiddo said was you an anime reactor What was your most uh toxic moment? Might be just sometimes I take more than I give In terms of a relationship What's your biggest red flag? I'm just really really toxic in relationships. Oh, okay I mean, I feel like we can kind of work it out She buttons him. Oh I'll get I'll get she was really connecting with Xavier Bro, she don't deserve Xavier. I'm sorry. She does not deserve him He smells nice. What did you get rid of Xavier? He connected with him. I just I just wanted to see Who else was here? I guess because dating is like about experimenting and meeting multiple people She's buttoned everyone. She hasn't been on since the beginning. She was a second girl Just meeting one person being done with it. Would you like to see Xavier again? Yeah Okay, I I pray That Xavier buttons her I pray I really do. Do you think he would want to go in a second day with you? I hope so sound of like happy hour was in the she needs some humbling chat. I'm gonna be honest cards Evan, will you go ask Xavier if he wants to go? Watch him just say no, of course. Of course. I'll do that. All right I guess we'll see what he says Look what we have here from the grave It was more fun talking with you than the other guys. Appreciate that I do have to hit the button though. Yeah, that's fair. I don't play second chances. That's fair Yep, yep get dunked on get absolutely dunked on. Yeah, he's gonna keep his options open Yeah, he's gonna keep his options open. He'll let you know now. I feel bad No, don't don't don't not even in the slightest don't Uh-oh Hello base Xavier. What's your name? My name is Asia. What she find to do for work business teacher at The high school and then I coach on the side. What do you coach volleyball and basketball? Oh, I did volleyball all throughout high school. That's awesome. I have no idea what I'm doing And the kids know which is cool, but you know, we we want some games. Okay. Good time. Good job. What they do How is it so consistent that nobody knows how this works, but they come on anyways I'm sorry. Were you hitting it? No, I don't know. You can hit it I'm sorry I'm out of here. It's nice meeting you. How are you doing? I'm doing good. Did she say Kyle or though? I'm sorry. I'm out of here. It's nice meeting you Who the hell is Kyle? That's my boy Xavier Like How you doing? I'm doing good doing how the other guys do. Um, he was really sweet. He's really sweet. Just not my type It's okay. It's natural. Do you get none of your nice vibes from him? I feel like I get nice vibes, but I'm sure that you have like a wild side. That's the vibe I'm getting Yeah, like I do got a wild side, but you just really got to get to know me. I don't let that out to everybody Interesting. Do you have a wild side? I would say I am fully Myself all the time and that's a lot. How tall are you? Me? I'm five four Oh my god Who did first? We think she beat you two that way Oh, my my hand was on the bottom though. I appreciate your warrant Oh, come on. Okay. I feel like they didn't show the replay because he definitely got it. This is all rigged It didn't even show the replay Hi It's nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. What was your name? My name's Asia Asia. Nice to meet you. Mecca. Mecca Nice to meet you, Mecca. I like your outfit. Thank you. I appreciate it. I appreciate it I have a question. Do you find each other attractive? I would say yes. Oh, thanks. You have a really nice face Sure, kings don't deserve this. We support you. We absolutely do not and you have a cool pair Okay, I appreciate that Which deodorant did you choose? I chose the spiked eggnog What do you think I chose? No, you're nice. Since you look kind of more naughty, I feel like you chose nice Oh bj. No, that's true. Oh my god. No, that's so true Damn Did you choose an only one? Maybe Ah, interesting. I should have went within characters. Yes, I did. I did I don't have anything against against short kings, bro. No, just like people got their preferences Lumpo calls All right, let's practice something. Hold each other's hands Hold each other's hands? All right. Are you discriminating short people? Oh, chronically. Yeah, all the time That's how I spend most of my life. Your hands feel kind of coarse. What do you do? I work with my family's business. Uh, it's a construction services business Yeah, I'll never forget when I was playing valorant like a year ago and it was like 2 a.m I think it was either willy or lane that was playing with me. Oh, no, maybe it was duck. Anyways I was talking and this one kid in our game was like You sound really old. I was like, oh, all right He's like you sound like you have really rugged hands and you work like a construction job I was like, yeah, basically. Yeah, pretty much Oh, hi, willy Yeah, so I do mean while I have like the softest hands of all of mankind Like a lot of manual labor and whatnot even when they're like more how short does your short discrimination begin if your height doesn't start with a six Just I mean, well, you're wasting your time get taller. That's right. They're still like very like rough There was lotion in the bag. Hey, I have some made of lotion. Do you want to go grab him some lotion? Like like massages hands Oh god Let me see your hands again We'll say this that can you game? Say less We're like getting in that's cool Nice, okay. That was good. That was good. Look my hands look better. This is perhaps the worst episode of the button of all time And if you don't press All right Mostly because I he's not that bad. I'm not a huge fan of her. It is what it is