 Hello, yeah, I just got it go what come over let's play. Oh cool. Okay. I'm coming. See ya Okay, it's really easy a white chargers to shoot the left chargers to aim press start to stop What squares to change your player circles to change the graphics your triangle has three corners of my ex This you cry over because she didn't deserve you Yes So bad at this Yes And I'm about to win What you pause huh? What I did not I'll tell you what let's restart the game. We start stop over. Okay. Are you ready for this? Don't you stop, huh? I think we should return this as defective. It's only making you win. I'm like it Yeah, I like FIFA better Your face for two final score. I think I don't really agree with that I think my girls are more creative. What are you talking morally speaking? My girls were worth three points each. So final score six four. Let me write it just so you're sure Dude, I found this new cheat code left left left left left left down down down down down and out of your room And that's the beauty of it. That's the beauty that is the beauty of it I Won hey, it's big in his luck. What do you mean? This is our first time playing this game together Both of us we open this therefore I get it big in his loss big in his loss. All right, you win. I lose. All right. You smile. I suck You're the power and the holes that sounds so wrong You're the penis and the anus Hi Yeah, I'm winning a lot today. Yeah Actually, we're playing this this version where winning means losing. So you lost I win Okay, I'll lose the next round then Yes, perfect It's easy if I want to win. I just have to press all the buttons like this very fast and take this You take this. Okay, guess what? I just sold your apartment and the new owner will be there in about Okay, so I agree with playing FIFA but one condition I choose the teams we both play for me I will choose FC, Barcelona because of Messi and also because of Messi and for you you get the All-Stars. Oh, so that's like all the best players. Yes, the All-Stars from 1928 Most of them can't run or walk or breathe Okay, so you have two players in a wheelchair the ball they're using is a ball of soup Would you mind using this controller? Because this one's mine, but this one is old and broken. Also, it's supposed to have like long wires But you're clearly cut them off. Also, this is a TV remote, isn't it? And you see all I have to do is jump and I'm gonna win and you lose. Yeah Well, the fact that you can beat me means you're addicted So I might only develop a mental health condition that prevents you from enjoying the actual world then you'll have lost You're a pathetic little gamer whose life evolves around a controller. You don't have any friends Neither do you. Let me finish me all the way. You respect me. Okay, sorry Okay, you don't have any friends you want anyone to go to this this presentation is everything to and you think it's passing time But no, it's actually making you a bad human being disconnected from the world Are you done? Yeah Now don't you tell me that I can see your screen Hmm, man, I still don't trust you though Yeah, now each of us will have TV's about to go black What how did you you're kidding? I saw So I got this new game. Okay, it's about working in a factory Okay, yeah. Oh in China. Okay. Is this something I can win? Oh, no, no, no, no, no one ever wins this game stick out of the rules X to catch Circle for social distancing Triangle for vaccination trigger to become rich while connected get the good vaccines That is very detailed. Wait, isn't the last one like a cheap cook? Yes, it is