 I'm sure you go on all social media, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, follow the 85 stop shows. You're about to be the thing. They got statues of him with dick lanes on them. I'm finna go get an axe, I'll be right back. Leave him alone. That belongs to the white people. I'm talking about, he's leaning too dick-all in their face. I don't understand how we had to keep performing and these guys damn cathedrals nigga, this shit is... That was the way you showed you have a good time. You stand up and show him your dick marvelous performance. What's up, Virginia? How y'all living out here? We in Richmond, Virginia. A lot of niggas though, no Richmond one. It's the home of Chris Brown. No, Chris ain't from here. Chris ain't from here. Chris from Tappahannock. This Richmond, this where the gangsters in Virginia is at right here. This is the home of a successful drug dealer. Yeah, this is real. I'm a DC niggas though. I know about Richmond niggas. Y'all the niggas that was down low and not going for it. I salute the y'all Richmond niggas. This is a real city right here. Yeah, this is dangerous. I went down to that 3rd Street diner last night. That is the whole stroll ain't it? Goodness gracious. They had some niggas walking around there with wigs on. Oh, I don't know if I want to eat at the 3rd Street down to the night. These niggas got their nicks stuck. You was on the wrong goddamn street. Niggas was walking out. A middle line back and take that lace front off. Got a line back on all your foods. He got a tie. He was like, you know what? What you want? What you want? Much love to all the ladies in here that's on probation right now. You're on probation for what? Chicken, stupid ass. Bitch on probation for fan tip. Out of court. She like she did some shit. Go to court. Bitch on probation for 90 days. Stupid ass bitch. She ain't go nowhere. My fucking Richmond Virginia, man. Y'all sold this bitch out. Make some noise for y'all ourselves. I'm talking about in the back. Hey, it's niggas. It's niggas in the back. Them niggas got seats back here. Them niggas like, everybody have been joined the show. This is all right. I can hear everything. I can hear everything. Them niggas in the back. They got to see the show like niggas in jail pose for pictures. Hold up. Much love to everybody sitting on the very last row. The very last row. That shit stank. That shit stank. They don't clean that land row. They like, you know what? Ain't nobody going up there. Make sure you check your seat. It might be a spider under that bitch. This is definitely an old theater. Go over the fan air rising on it there. Shit. This one of motherfuckers. To be or not to be, I live in Richmond. Guns here. Guns there. Guns everywhere. Come to bury Caesar. Not prison. Whole asses out with it. Hey, y'all, you know as gangsters in Richmond when the niggas sitting at the show with his sunglasses still on, that nigga's extra gangster. The fuck are you hiding from, nigga? That nigga got one eye. I know what's going on. He's just blind. You ain't blind, is you dog? He like, hey, I know. That nigga took the glasses off. No, I can see nigga. I got pink eye. I'm trying to protect you. He's prevented. It's crazy. Look, nigga's getting nervous when you're looking at crowd. Everybody quiet. We see him, nigga. Don't get in there. They can't see me. Bro, we see him in that eye. Don't get in there. I know my man right there a little nervous. You've been looking at me the whole time. This nigga right here. This nigga right here in the fly. He reaction nervous. Right here. That nigga with a Comcast. That nigga. I know what you need. You need three boxes. I know what's going on. Okay, you need a new wild. You need a new wild. You need a new wild. Look at that nigga, look. That's the only thing I ever seen. They got his address on his chain. Look at that shit. Ah, he done been jumped too many times. Where you from? I'm from right here. Help me find my way home, please. Don't get it, man. We all fucked up in here a little bit. I was so geeked up. How you doing, sweetheart? You look like you. They made you come to this motherfucker. You sitting there looking mean and shit. Who? That right there? That right there with the Pharaoh hat clip right here. Yeah. No, not her. They weren't off with her hat. That mama just shawty right there. She ain't laughing at shit. They can't tell you. Letting you all come be mean at the show. Be happy. She sitting there like, don't give a fuck about these niggas. What we got to do to make you laugh, baby? There you go. They're going to smile. Jesus Christ. What you got, braces? I would have loved this. She want to ask you something. She don't want a cigarette. She's scared she's going to smile and slice her lips up. I just got my braces put on. That's why I can't laugh. I'm going to split my lips open. I wish I could have seen her picking that flat top before she left. Ooh, you stupid. In the bottom shot. Let me get that. Which one? I want that eight and that number 13 mix. I said you want a mix? Yeah. I want eight right here. And I want 13 right here. They never say nobody get the mixture of numbers. You know how crazy that is? Yeah. What we looking at? Shit. Let me get a two and a nine. I want to fade on the side. I want to grab that C's up top. That's what I want to do. They going to look at you like, bro, are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. I want to do that. The 13. She got her shit cut like Gile Law Street Fighter. Remember Gile Law Street Fighter? Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom. If M. Bison walking this motherfucker, she going to jump up. Everybody sit down. She look like the type of lady that will pop your hood and be like, try that motherfucker again. Distributor, you're a distributor loose. This is what you know about distributors. Man, what's her name, Auntie? She's like, Auntie, I ain't paid for this. Fuck this shit. She going to get out. This is how she going to leave DC. She going to get out and say, fuck y'all niggas. Did I sense we find out he had to pay that? I think on Facebook right now, that is fucked up, bro. That's fucked up. We haven't been moving. He ain't been paying attention. Nah, that nigga texting some over Richmond niggas. Yeah, they think it's a game, nigga. Get down here, sunglass gang, nigga. We going to whip the shit out of these niggas after this job. Put your shit on already. He ain't got no service. He's stupid. Salute him. He just attention. Why y'all niggas ain't taking back? Nigga, you ain't got service. Salute to the lucky lady right here with the glitter dress on. You let your grade go to the middle school dance. God damn. You look like your grade fucker. I like the way you kiss me when you're playing the kissing game. I like the way you kiss me when we're playing the kissing game. What? I'm a love. We been together. And the slut out of it. I just want to contribute. Hey, little Lowe, how you doing? I've been rahatting till the end. Get a follow out. Leave that lady alone. Nah, she just came. Give her a head of two. She do get that attitude. Like fucking, I'm going anyway. I like your dresses sparkling. Very sparkly. The sparkly dress. I would be at the end of the closet like one of them will, uh, ooh. Let me go get this sparkly dress. You're here to spend before she left the house. Psh. Psh. For real. These bitches are not prepared. Salute to the lovely lady. You guys sitting beside you with the big old titties. You know her titties. Bruh, I saw her at the hotel on the elevator with the titties just hanging out. You know her titties big. You got a median in between them. Nigga, the other titties got a good space between the titties. No, that other titties got a restraining order. She got a highway to buy them. The titties got a restraining order. She ain't fine. That shit funny. She like... Yeah, the other titties got a restraining order. She don't want to look down and see that highway. The conversation with somebody the other day about wedding dresses, right? I don't see why you would pay $5,000 all that money for a dress you only gonna wear one time. I wish I would. Got to go to Fashion Nova? Exactly, ma'am. You the only sensible woman in here. I wish I would pay anything over $25 fashion over dollars for a dress that you won't wear one time. Fuck that. You want your wedding dress on. Every time we go somewhere to the movies, put your wedding dress on, bitch. Gas stations throw on the wedding dress. Fuck that. We don't get all $5,000 out to talk about. When she die? Wedding dress. She look ahead of her show, dude. I don't know what type of women y'all like. I guess I just, like, project-aid women. A little screw-ho. They think it's cute to wear Jersey dresses and shit, man. Fuck that. I don't wear my wands. She got a Jersey dress. That bitch ain't got no clothes. Come on now. You are stuck in $99,000, ma'am, buddy. The fucked up part is she made her own Jersey dress. Right. Get the split right now. Yeah, yeah. What's up? It's your man Carlos Miller. Fellas, have you ever tried to manscape your landscape and scraped your manhood? Hey, man, everybody's been there. Everybody's tried to landscape their manscape. You may not be good at it. It's not your fault. You're using the wrong tools. You need to go to manscape.com so you can go get some highly engineered precision tools for your family Jews. That could be a slogan. Precision tools for your family Jews. Manscape your landscape. Yeah, gonna take it all off. Your landscape. Hey, but don't scrape those balls. You need to landscape your landscape. Hey, gonna trim it on up. You need to landscape your landscape. You landscape. Careful, bro. You want to go to manscape.com and get a discount. Use my code 85South when you get there. Manscape your landscape. Yeah, trim it all off. Manscape your landscape. Yeah, shave off those balls. You got to take care of your area if you want to end your area. If you know what I mean. Now you know. And knowing it's half the battle. G.I. Joe said that. And I live by it. And I'm a grown-ass man. Manscape.com. Carlos Miller. Code 85South. I see you when you get there. I won't, but somebody will. Shout-out to all the ladies in here who be wearing their old nigga basketball shorts to be and your new nigga don't know where you got him from. Y'all ain't shit. Wait a minute. Why did y'all make so much noise without your disrespectful motherfuckers? Niggas is stupid as fuck anyway. They know she ain't playing no football at the University of Virginia. You better start looking at that patch, my nigga. Got another nigga. Initials. N.O.K. Your name is Daly. Ladies, why y'all save old nigga shit that you swear you don't want to fuck with no more? You don't want to fuck with the nigga, but you still walking around with his shirt on. What'd you say? What'd you say with your little stupid ass? This woman is scandalous as fuck, bro. How about I quit fucking with the bitch? She gonna steal my nap blanket. Not your nap blanket. The one you keep on the couch. You got a nap blanket? You keep on the couch with you. Nah, you got to keep the nap blanket on the couch when y'all want to... You got a nap blanket. You ain't too lazy to go to your bed. Fuckin' to go to sleep right here. Bring in my nap blanket. You tell me, niggas ain't grown yet. That's how you better goddamn couch. You got to lay out and take a nap on this motherfucker right here. Yeah, go and put this on the truck, Julio. This is the one. Come on, and you got to your house. You ain't finna sleep nowhere with you. I used to sleep on the couch. I sleep every goddamn way in my house. Salute to all the ladies that got this blanket. I take a nap in the goddamn kitchen. I don't give a fuck. I go downstairs to pee sometimes just cause I got a paper that extra goddamn bathroom. I don't give a fuck. I just took a shower in every fucking bathroom in my house. It's mad. I don't give a fuck out of a slept in every bedroom. Shut your ass up and get on the bottom bunk. I sleep where the fuck I want to sleep. Everybody go to bed, turn this shit off. I walk around my house like a goddamn father just in some big ass straws sometimes. Wish a motherfucker would say something to daddy. Much bills as I pay in this motherfucking light bill. Four hundred and something dollars. They charging me for shit. I ain't even know you still got charges. You shouldn't have invited me over here. I don't want to be a hundred and seventy-five. You ain't want company. You shouldn't have invited a nigga fucking out. You're right, exactly. He's the type of nigga to invite a nigga just to kick him out. Yeah, come on. You got to roll and shoot if you can't step it in. Yeah, stop it. Get mad. Salute to all the people that got dirty copy but make you take your shoes off when they come in the house. Like, look, it's already done. The damage is done. Whatever the fuck is on the bottom of these shoes is already on your copy. You got a seven-year-old son. This nigga is spilling a lunchable piece of juice. Caprice son, all types of shit. You got a Yorkie, not really a Yorkie, but he ain't here well. I come over to my house and take my shoes off and my socks get dirty. You owe me some socks. But what if they are already dirty, though? I don't fuck with dirty socks. You don't fuck with dirty cleanser? Now, you got to have new socks every day. Dirty cleanser? You know, because they real hard at the bottom of it. You know what, fuck. This walk flat footed DC, I feel you. It's clean when they hunt. You know what? You just saying something that was real. Both of y'all, that is a pivotal moment, ladies. A lot of y'all don't know this. That's really when your relationships start. When the niggas take the socks off, y'all fucking, that mean they love you. Because most niggas fuck with their socks on for years. We don't take the socks off. You go through stages, fucking. Sometimes you just pull your dick through the hole in the boxes. You don't even take your whole drawers off. But when them socks come off, you in love. Because nigga... He take them socks off. That mean he ain't got nowhere else to go. I got that time for me to lay it on down. I make myself that... You want socks on the couch? Go check up on them kids. I ain't talk to them kids all day. Never walkin' hard at all. I didn't think a DC feet hard to the motherfucker. This nigga's DC got slave feet. That nigga walkin' to Duke. Nigga be all in your heart walkin' hard at him. Y'all, he this nigga feet. Goddamn. This nigga got most of his feet. Most of his feet, nigga. Hey, bro, walk through this bitch one more time. Hey, walk through it. Y'all be quiet. Everybody be quiet. Hey, man, that nigga feet sound like the bass drum. I ain't no off in the hood. We come outside just like them. So what the move is? It be so hot, nigga. You know what, I'm gonna go back in the house. Shit. Hey, nigga don't be planning on letting the seat on feet. Nigga know how it go. I'm gonna be hittin' it from the back, then that sock slip off. I'm a gangster. You gotta grip that bitch with the big toe, but you fuckin' too? Real nigga, grip that goddamn toe. Nigga know how to sew that toe. That bitch just spent a round in the circle on your foot, nigga. You like, shit. I think I'm about to tear my ACL. Fuck him with this goddamn sock. Hey, but when you got that wool, you don't know what that bitch see. She ain't gonna see it till later on. She gonna be like, I did not know. You see? Only good pussy make your sock come off. I guess you can say that pussy knock your socks off. Yep. It's a comfortable level you got to feel to show your feet, fellas, if your feet fucked up like most niggas' feet is fucked up. My feet fucked up. I remember I had these girls like, I like the suck toes. Not mine, you don't. You put my toe in your mouth, you gonna slice your tongue in half, bitch. My goddamn big toenail. Thick little motherfucker. I don't even know how it got like this. That wasn't that athletic. Like my fuckin' playground chips. I don't know why it happened like that. Hey, Chico. Chico, we are an asshole, too. Playground chips. You want the chips to be on the playground? Hey, this nigga, we're in Miami and shit. We go to the beach and shit. This nigga Chico looked at my feet and said, damn nigga, I see why you wear new shoes all the time. Feet fucked up. You don't want me to walk around in your mama house. Nigga. It's this nigga's feet like Rafiki from the Lion King, nigga. Y'all nigga, ain't you? Y'all nigga got dead skin. Oh, I'm definitely not taking my shoes off. They gonna shut the show down. God damn it, no. Too much history in here for slave girls to be on her stage. I still got dead skin. One time she was goddamn scratching her shit and then I just looked at the floor, man. That shit looked like goddamn ashes. Oh, when you go, listen fellas, you go to get your feet done and they're talking shit about you in the language, but you know that they talk shit when you pull them socks off and the motherfuckers go, You want you want the glass on the toilet? No, ma'am. I want no glasses. Get this shit off. You know your feet fucked up. When the person who started with you go get another motherfucker. They fucked around and took their drill out for my ass. What drill? I'm like, you don't need that. Shit. I remember the first time they put my feet in that bag of wax, nigga. I don't know what that's called. What they call it, that perfane wax. Ain't that what it's called? They put my feet in that motherfucker. I was like, ooh, it must be some turkey baking around here. Because my shit smell like it's getting marinated right now. This is... Fellas, let me tell you something. Take care of your feet, okay? I know we don't like putting lotion on our feet, but we got to. We got soil on your feet. I fucked around and went to go get my feet there. They started putting that little scrub shit on my shit. I was like, ooh, shit. That shit just started burning. I was like, ooh, man, you need to put my foot in that water. Ooh, I did not know I had a cup down that bitch. Shit. I don't like... Personally, lotion, man. You know, the process of putting that shit on is just too stringy, because ain't nobody gonna see that shit, bitch. I'm ashy everywhere you can't see right now. I refuse to be in my goddamn house. Dude, bro, you can't do it naked. You can't put on lotion naked. You got to put on your shirt. You got to put on your bosses. And then you sit out like a gangster. Put on this shit first, and you don't want to go to your feet. Then hit your face. They give me that head like, yeah, I got fungus and... Come here, babe, give me a kiss. Now you're everybody in the house, stank. So I talked about a nigga who got athlete feet, but you know how to get out there without nobody looking. Shit, nigga, you gonna have athlete's feet. You don't put your socks back on, nigga. You don't know who to fucking perform, but up here at this stage, a whole different motherfucker. They got dust from the Apollo Theater to act up this bitch. It's some James Brown funk on this stage, boy. You can't tell me about some shit I already caught. Come here! You got it. Who else in this bitch tonight? My shit been itching for nine years. What's wrong with this nigga? What's wrong with this nigga? I feel like I'm in the hood. Yes, hell. That's the crazy part. You really are. Well, you look like a bad-ass little boy right now. Hey, sir, you want to play? I do feel like I'm back in the hood, though. I want to start a fight. I'm not fighting on a nigga with his shoes off. That means he can kick. Fuck that. That's the worst way to get knocked out as a black man. We come from the hood. You don't kick it. You can't wow from DC. You can't even wrestle and slam and shit. Nigga, fuck that. Nigga got his shoes off. That mean he great. Any nigga hold his guard like this. I'm shooting the shit out of you. But he ain't in the hood. Kick me or have me knocked out an old royal star off a kick. Ooh, he caught him with the roundhouse. But in the hood, it's so easy to start a fight. Like, Safehole did the projects, right? And we lit. You know what I'm saying? We outside, but get where he born, though. Because there ain't nothing really going on. What's your name, bro? What's your name? Rick. Randy. Okay, Randy. Where you from, Randy? Vela. Nigga say he from North Carolina. What's your stupid ass, man? I'm about to come over there and whoop your ass. See how I fucking start, bitch? Ain't nobody talking to you, hoe. Let me start this fight, bitch. Shut up. Say your name, will it? Randy from North Carolina. Okay. That was cool. What's up, bro? What's your name? Nadil. What you from, Nadil? Hey, shut the fuck up. That nigga retired, bro. And that's your turn, nigga. He just won a fight. I got you next, stupid ass, nigga. He ain't gonna say shit when you talk to him, though. What you from, Nadil? Jersey. Okay, jazz one. What the nigga's ass name is? Not him? Nadil. What? Nadil. That nigga say his name. Not him. Yeah, it is. It's Nadil. Nadil. Nadir. Oh, Nadil. Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the stage, all the way from New Jersey. Give it up for Nadir. Nadir. Name like that when your parents will have. No idea. What's his name? She is Nadir. Nadir. He ain't here. We're not in here. It's not a fight. All right, Nadir. Where you from again? Jern. Hey, you'll fight race if you ever tried, you bruh. Hey, yeah, I feel it. I feel it. Man, nigga ain't gonna do shit, bruh. That nigga's idea. I remember you letting the nigga punch you in your motherfucker face in the playground. You ain't do nothing so you're gonna fight that nigga from North Carolina. They strong. Don't worry about Chico. Hey, you ready? Man, he'll fight you if you ever tried to fight him. You will fight Nadir if he ever tried to fight you. Hey, yeah, you crazy, bruh. You crazy. Yeah, yeah. He ain't here. Ain't Nadir. That nigga ready to say, he'll beat your ass, bruh. You got it. You got to hype it up some more. You got to hype it up some more, didn't you see? Be like, hey, bruh. Hey, that nigga Nadir. That's your girl right there. What's your name? Malaysia. See, look at everybody. Now what's coming? Nadir. That's your lady right there. What's her name? Nicky. She trying to suck your dick, Chico? No, she not. Not from whatever field she said. I love you, Chico. Hey. Hey, but Rex, bruh, that nigga Nadir said, his girl look way better than yours, bruh, and you ain't gonna do shit. Shit. What you gonna do, bruh? You keep your girl... I mean, I feel you, but that nigga Nadir said, ain't he say he'll knock you to fuck out in front of your girl, bruh? Nah, that's a different story. I don't believe you, bruh. You sitting there shaking this shit. I think Nadir got you scared, bruh. Get up, bruh! You got to get up, bruh! What you gonna do, bruh? Nadir, Nadir ain't scared. You ain't scared, is you, Nadir? Hell nah, that nigga Nadir, bruh. Ain't he say he got fat a little bit, but then still fuck you up. We just playing Nadir. We gonna let you out. Hell nah, don't fight for it. You ain't see the nigga stop it. Hey, he ain't see the nigga throw it. You gonna get the fuck up? She elbowing him and shit. We just playing, y'all. We just sharing hood memories, bruh. That was just summertime hood shit. You know the shit that's going in the summertime in the hood. Y'all ain't never seen niggas getting gomo at dreaded beach. She haven't had it, too. She got a mean women bitch. Nothing like when the girls get to fighting in the hood in the summertime. It's like, you know, it's an event. Because it started with two and it ended up with 30 of y'all. Each, you come back with 30, bitch. What's up now, bitch? What's up? Be like, ooh, it's about to be a brawl out of this motherfucker. Bruh, you know this when, like, when women, they can fight real good getting into a fight with another woman. They can fight real good. Oh, yeah, I told him. That nigga girl had to get, he couldn't even walk around with two big ass boots on like this. Uh, man, I'm gonna call a fat ass splinter into my motherfucking foot. I told you, white people, there's old ass wood in this cathedral. I told you. You can't be walking around barefoot on the goddamn scavenger. I thought you could slide in here. Nah, this that YMCA basketball floor right here, nigga. You're gonna crack your heel splints all up on here. Shout out to all the ladies in here that got a little bit of health and culture. Boy, what? Good, put it right back. Bitch, I'll be back. Oh, fuck the pants socks up doing that as y'all niggas did it. Hey, G-girl. Hey, baby, I'll be right back. Don't want to take your eyes off it. That's the new to the band for just having to Michael Jackson queued up. We didn't even know he was gonna do that. You niggas been waiting to play that your whole life. Oh, chance. I knew that was gonna happen. Michael Jackson, the greatest of all time. My stupid ass. Michael Jackson is the greatest, nigga. Big ass foot boy, you kick this shit. What'd you say, nigga? What the what? Where is this nigga? Oh, no, what'd you say? You there, Chico? Yeah, security. Where you at? You got the Deacon security. Hey, look at that. Hey, grinding on your auntie. Grinding on your auntie. What's up, G? What was she yelling? What was that you did that was yelling? He said, 15. Good for man. That's the whole thing. You definitely look good. Then you got your stomach protecting the rest of that pussy. I love it. That stomach is guarding that pussy. She smell like shit. You got to go through the stomach first. What's up? God damn. Hey, Chico. Oh, my bad, dawg. This nigga ain't here dressed like a goddamn nurse. What's up with you, nigga? Fuck you got going on. What you about to take some blood in this Alice's man in this bitch? I see why you sitting next to her. That's gonna make a nigga have a heart attack in this motherfucker. That's yours? Oh, this yours? Hold on, time out. Los. We got two fat butt women right here. I said she got a fat ass. The girl beside her said, this my ass. Destiny. What y'all do? How's that your ass? What you do to make it your ass? Y'all fornicate together? With what? I don't know if I care about y'all using that place to do a piece of band in your life. How long y'all been fucking for? 10 years. 10 years? You tell them if they ever want to put some meat on that sandwich or holla at them. If you ever want to put some meat on that sandwich then holla at them. I can eat your coochie longer than her. What's up with your big oozy vert in this motherfucker? Big oozy vert in this bitch. What's up, guys? What's up, Gene? What's up with you? I can eat your coochie longer than her. You good? You security? I can eat your coochie longer than her. I can eat your coochie longer than her. I can eat your coochie longer than her. See, every time we go out there don't nobody who we yelling, yeah, won't be going out in the crowd and shit. Goddamn, look up there, y'all. Look up there, nigga. Yeah. I ain't doing that as a child. Stupid and free. Stupid and free. I can eat her coochie longer than her. Longer than her. Stupid and free. I can eat her coochie longer than her. Longer than her. DC, because you were stupid and free. Stupid and free. Stupid and free. Stupid and free. Stupid and free. Shout her out, top. Stupid and free. Stupid and free. Shout her out, top. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her. Hey, hey, hold up, hold up. Stop. Hey, this Richmond, y'all fuck with Gogo up here, don't you? Hell, yeah. Yeah. Come on. We in Richmond, put your hands up. Yeah. I said, if you ready to party, y'all, let's put your hands up in the air. If you a whole Richmond player, I said, yes, indeed. It's going down, lace front sound, ground. Everybody in the hood tonight. We in Richmond, we partying. Get it together, DC. I'm trying to do the O's here. There you go. Get it right. Dance with your socks on all night. Come on, y'all. Get it right. Dance with your socks on all night. Yeah. Don't push me. The lady in the back got the stomach covering up the pussy. It's all cool. She turned 50. Everybody in here ready to party with me. Up top, up top. I hope the whole up top don't drop. Up top, up top. I hope the whole up top don't drop. Cibbit, DC, you stepping in that wet spot. You're going to be mad here in the motherfucker. It's OK. My dog, PPA, at the house, I step in wet spots all the time. I step in wet spots all the time. And what you do? I step in wet spots all the time. Look at that old nigga like, look at his boots. All right. That's the old nigga jig right there. Oh, nobody did that. Wait a minute, trumps. Hey fellas, grown man, you remember when you was 20, you could fuck all night? Yeah. You remember that shit? Mm-hmm. A lot of men can't fuck all night no more. If you want to go back to the days where you could fuck all night, I know the people at bluechew.com, and they have given me a promo code. So me and my partners can goddamn go get the blue chew pills and fuck these women all night long, because that's what they want these days. Really? Go to bluechew.com and use the code 85SouthShow and get you a discount on your chewable bluechew.com pills, because they good and they make your meat get harder. Not saying that nobody's lagging in that department, but I'm saying if you want to hit her with the rock, hit her with the motherfucking rock. Go to bluechew.com and use the promo code 85South. Now I'm not saying that this is FDA approved or nothing, but you experiment with shit all the time. Why wouldn't you want to experiment with bluechew.com? If you got a look and you having problems getting it up, here's what you need to do. Bluechew. Bluechew.com. Go get you some. Go to bluechew.com and go get you some. You can make love to your lady. Come on, y'all. A for a long, long time and hit her with that wood. I swear to God, I ain't lying. It's a sexual stimulant that make your meat get hard. It's a sexual stimulant that make your meat get hard. I just hit me with some drums. We got broaches eating crumbs. Yeah. I'm a DC nigga. We used to do the hee-haw thing. Get him, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. I do your dance, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. DC, what you got? DC, what you got? DC, what you got? Show the people in the rich that what it's not? Come on. Oh, oh. Come on DC. Oh, come on DC. Oh, come on. Oh, wait for it. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Rich man, Virginia. Rich man, rich man, Virginia. Not just the drums. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Look, it's good workout moves right here. Uh-huh. Get your ass up. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, get your ass up but come on. I say you need a. Do the jGO. I do the jail maximum in the show. It's not enough. The muscle right? If you're excited, you'll catch a cramp. Give me some keyboard. Uh-oh. Land. OK. Yeah. The 85th in the land. OK. The 85th, so so bad. OK. The live is bad in the land. OK. OK. OK. Wait a minute. Stop. J-O-N. Yo. Go. OK. Oh. Oh. All right. Oh. Oh. Keep it going. All right. Keep it going. OK. Keep it going. All right. Oh. All right. Stop. Put it all together. You ain't even looking at each other like, oh. I said, OK. All right. I said, OK. Good night. I said, OK. All right. Take a break. Because y'all just killed that shit. Yeah. Yes, sir. It's how you party at the 85 South Shore. We keep it live at all times. You already know this is a podcast for the freak-ass women that bite their toenails off. Damn. I don't think they court that. Repeat that one. Freak-ass women that bite their own toenails off. Shit don't work. Damn. If you can fit your toe in your mouth, you is a bad motherfucker right there. You can put your toe in your mouth, bitch. You got some little head and neck. She lying. I don't pay a hundred dollars to see some shit like that. Walk around foot like you got a sad six. We're the single ladies in tonight. Ooh. It's a lot of y'all. And you sit next to a nigga. You sit next to a nigga, bitch. You. I ain't lying. All right. Yep. I'm going to choke this bitch soon. We're going to cut. Them little women. Who got niggas? The one who made all the noise. T-boss. Shit. The women in here got women. That lady over there with the fat ass. It's fucking another lady with the fat ass. That's amazing. Shout out to y'all. Shout out to T-boss. That's got to be fun. Look at this nigga. He forgot we sitting there. Look at that nigga. He don't hug this girl closely. He's like, yeah, bitch. You better not sit there. Los, you know we was talking about earlier. Fly. Fly. We going to ask you this, man. Because there's some real shit. When was the first time a woman ever hurt you, though? Like really let you find out that she was a shit. I was in ninth grade. I was in ninth grade. I'm pretty sure I gave it to y'all today. But ninth grade. I've been in love with her. Her name is Timlin. Bitch, I hope you hear me. My first love, she told me the day before. She said, I'm glad God put you in my life. First of all, she was a good girl. You know what I'm saying? So I know it's real. I'm like, oh, she is spiritual. She got a real strong faith. You feel me? She's like, I'm glad God brought you into my life. I love you, but I'm like, yes, the next day, she takes me saying, I don't think it's going to work. You know, everybody at school know me for being goofy here. They see it on my face. They're like, what wrong with you? I'm like, that's a deal. Ladies, when you find out how she had me, ladies could be y'all cheap way better than any nigga because y'all better at it than we are. So listen, I'm talking about. Listen, women being a whole other relationship, they cheat different. They in a whole relationship. Men just get a little pussy. We don't know nothing about this bitch. We don't know her last name. Nothing. Where she work. All we know is this bitch's first name and what kind of car she got. We don't know shit. We don't even know what kind of car she got. We have an address. Every time we go over there, we don't even remember this bitch's address. Listen, ladies, y'all be terrible. I'm talking about fellas. You fuck around. Go do that phone. You're going to hurt your whole ego, nigga. You're going to see her. You're going to see a message from her mama. Tell Chad, I washed the rest of the clothes that he left at the house. Like, bitch, my name ain't... Now, when niggas get hurt, we don't know how to take that shit because it just come out of nowhere because we black. Man, we ain't true. I ain't true. At first time, a woman make you cry when you got to try to fight that cryback fellas when she hurt your feelings for real when you know it's over. When you know it's over. Listen, one of the quickest ways you can tell a bitch don't give a fuck about you. No more fellas is when she stop asking if you ate the date. Once she stop asking... Once she stop caring about if you ate the date, nigga, it's over with. Well, she lost her job. That could be the case. But whenever a woman... Like, if your woman pay attention to something in detail all the time and fuss it out and then all of a sudden she just stops saying something about it. Like, if you leave your drawers on the floor and she always, pick your drawers up, baby. Pick your drawers up. You're making it hard to clean up. But then one day she just walk in the house and step over the motherfucker. That's because she got another nigga draws on her mind. Another nigga do those things. He don't ever leave his drawers in the floor. He got a bitch clean up after him. He got a whole maid in his house. You are out of there fellas. When your girl get off work, come home and change clothes and don't say shit to you, but I'll be back. Ooh. That's the coldest shit in the world. You allow her to leave? You are a bitch ass nigga. Listen. I'll be like, where you going? I'll take that with you. Go ahead, take that with you. I don't think I'm going to go. Ladies, y'all don't understand the process. I don't think I'm going to go. Y'all go ahead. Y'all don't understand the process that men go through when we find out y'all fucking somebody else. You don't do too much. When we find out y'all fucking somebody else that fellas you ever had, you find out she fucking, you ask, all right, what? I don't even know how he's hitting. Did you, did you suck his dick? I mean that's a part of sex, ain't it? Ain't it a part of sex? Because you know, because you know, listen, ladies, y'all, putting the dicks up or the n***a that you want to get to like you, y'all go crazy. Don't take it. You bring out all your skills. And if you try to, and if you didn't give a fuck about your own n***a, oh my God. Let me just turn that back in. Freaky. Damn. You putting out all the stuff. N***a like, see why you want to leave that n***a. You forgot one, Chico? What? That is the... Listen, that's just scary. Ladies, why y'all so sneaky? That's what they do, Adam and Eve. Why y'all so sneaky? Eat the apple. How did y'all get so good at being sneaky? At what age in life did your sneakiness kick in like, I can trick these n***as? It's not even that they sneaky. Adam and Eve. What age? It's not even that they sneaky. Take it back to the middle of the day. He said, bitch, get that n***a to... eat that apple. He was like, yo, pussy. It's powerful. She went to that n***a and was like, huh? Bite this apple? He was like, nah, she... Nah, she heard it was, yo, pussy. It's powerful. You ever thought about this? What if Adam wasn't the first person to even fuck Eve? Who the fuck are they? That's how sneaky women is. It's a whole number of n***a named Bruce that was already alive. Music out. Bruce was already here. They don't even put that n***a in the Bible. The pussy's so good. She done got Jesus to leave Bruce out. Just put Adam in. I don't want them problems. Leave Bruce out. Leave Bruce out. I don't want Bruce in it, Jesus. What? Just put Adam in and we just going to chill because I don't think people will accept me dealing with Bruce. Leave... Jesus. Leave Bruce out. No, but you go, they not sneaky. Women just study your ass. Don't they? They learn your whole life. They know your date. When you tune, you wake up and they going to scratch your dick and go pee. They going to smoke that little piece of blood from the last time. They ain't even... Women know everything. Uh-uh, bitch. My n***a ain't even hungry until 1.32 o'clock. What? That way you got a sister routine up on there. Great. We do it. Because n***a do the same shit every day. Every day. We do. It's a survival thing. Look at mama say, y'all do. You married mama. You ever been married? Not no more. You was married. She just talking his ass. You got tired of your ass. You got tired of your ass. That bitch go to work. How long was you married for? Show 30 of time. That's your 28 day. Two years. You was married for two years. You got the fuck out of there, huh? You know what? Like I said, it's all the time. The reason people get divorced so much is because you don't got to get divorced the same way you get married. N***a, if you had to get divorced the same way you get married, like everybody that got an invitation to your wedding, get an invitation to your divorce. And the same way you made us sit there and watched you stand with Brian McNight playing till death do us part. We get to come and sit in the courtroom and watch you tell the judge why you don't want to fuck with that n***a no more. You going somewhere, Chico? Hey, listen. You going somewhere? The divorce would be lit as fuck, boy. What? I'm coming to every divorce, every last one. Want to be the music though when they walk down. Give us some divorce music. Give me some divorce music. I'll be the preacher. Bring the next motherfucker out. Hold up. Let me get you an ex-wife. Hold up. Bring her out. Oh. Oh. Oh. Say, D-n***a by the splitter. They by the... I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the butt-n***a there's truth. D-n***a by the splitter. Of course I tell the truth, man. That's what the fuck she don't do. Well, tell your side, OG. Your Honor, my client has requested that he tell his side first. All right, all right, all right. You got a lawyer. You ain't bullshit, ma'am. She trying to leave your ass. Here we go. Love, I'ma go ahead and keep it real. When I first met her, it was beautiful. It was love. You're still beautiful. It was love. All right, whatever the fuck. Order in the court. I said shit. Yeah, hold up. Time out. I want to hear that shit no more. Love, it was beautiful. It was love. You know, we would go out, you know, go to the movies, go to eat, you know what I'm saying? And then all of a sudden she just start going to eat without a n***a. Mmm. All the time over and over and over again. Without you? Without me. Okay. And they're going to tell me I ain't a man because I can't pick her up no more like we used to when we first started fucking. Okay. Bitch, I ain't been working out. Look at my legs. And then she going to go get with some big-ass n***a named Nadia or some shit like that. Because he's stronger than me. Give a fuck about a n***a being stronger than me. Fuck that. I pay the bills around this bitch. Calm down, sir. Calm down, sir. So you want her to leave and do what you're doing? No, no, not listen. What just happened, right? So I was feeling bad one day, right? I came home from a long day of work and she was feeling freaky. I got you. You know what I'm saying? She had that same yellow thing on she got with no bottoms. And the pussy was hanging a little bit. So I was like, ooh. Objection! Objection! Wait a minute. You said tell my side. Too much physical shit. Damn it. So the pussy was hanging a little bit so I was like, I can get to her quicker now because it's already out a little bit. Objection! My client said her pussy was never hanging but continued. All right. Whatever. So I went to pick her up, right? So I started low because you know my back. So I started low and I lifted her up and as soon as I went to slide it in I fell back like this. And then she kept riding me and I couldn't breathe. And I knew at that point this bitch trying to kill me. And after that, I was like, it's time to go. Do you have asthma? Do you have asthma? Yes. All right, ma'am. I would like to tell you you could have went down for murder. Don't do that again. My client. Don't do that again. My client has given me full disclosure on her side of the story. Speak, because I got 30 more cases. She said that most of the days that her and Chico went on, she in fact paid for it. Oh, objection. Objection. First of all, first of all, this was when I first put my first mixtape out. You told your side, sir. You told your side, sir. This was my first mixtape time, bro. That's shit. Now, based on the evidence, I believe my client is telling the truth because every man in this room knows that big women have a lot of extra money. Build, spend, and take care of the thing. Now, my client did go on a lot of lunch days by herself, but that does not mean that she was her favorite. And the allegations about her pussy hanging, those are just preposterous because my client has informed me that a woman of her statue, she has a low pussy. It's deep off in there like a short box, like a short 350, not the long head 350. She got a snug little 350 pussy and there's a short block on that one. It's sitting in there short. So the hanging allegations is totally false. I'm sorry. Listen, I understand that's her lawyer, but the only way that he can know how to pussy hang is that she gave him some. And that's what I mean. Objection. We're not here to talk about me. She is fucking for her lawyer fees. You got it. I see it. Fucking for lawyer fees. I dig it. Ma'am, walk over here because we ain't coming up all that old history. So are y'all divorced? See, look, look. You see? You see, judge? That would be dope. DC, DC, it's your divorce. It's my divorce? It's your divorce. Shit, I would never got married in a fireplace. Me neither. All right. That's my whole goddamn argument. Here we go. I got it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 85,000 show Divorce. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Divorce down. I'm ready. I'm first plaintiff from the west side of Atlanta. His name is John John. Come on out here, John John. Welcome to the 85,000 Divorce. Oh, wow. Hello, ma'am. How are you? What is your name? Tiffany. Tiffany. All right, cut the music. Excuse me, this is another one of my clients. And I can tell from the fashion overdressed that she's not to be trusted. But this is a different court case. And we're here to find out why these two lovely people do not want to be married anymore. Now, you guys had a beautiful ceremony. We have it playing up there on the screen. You guys had Brian McKnight come and sing. One last cry. I love that song. And you guys seem like you're in love. You had your own vows and everything. So, Mr. John John, from the west side, would you please tell your side of the story as to why you no longer want to be with Miss Tiffany? First, first, first of all, the bitch been lying the whole entire time. She got all these followers on Instagram and she's been telling me she, she get money. This bitch is a lie. This bitch got an ab mattress. We ain't got a bed. Yeah! You hear me? And that motherfucker got a slow leak on it, y'all. You hear me? We got a... We start like this, y'all. By the time I wake up, y'all. That is a rough way to live. Now, my question to you, Mr. John John, why as the man haven't you purchased a bed? See, because I... It's 50-50, y'all. I got to move. So, when we hook it up, my part worked. Okay. Her bed broke. Okay. We need another bed. Okay. Well, that makes sense. Miss Tiffany, sounds like he has a very good case. As to why he no longer wants to be with you. Objection, your honor. When I was over there, to discuss... You didn't see an air mattress. What did you see, sir? Blah, blah. Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Mr. Mr. Is that... That was a fan. Is that the sound of the air mattress, or is that the... That was the fan that made that... That's the fan that's in the winter, because you know I record. The fan... So, you know that's my auto tune. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the little mermaid effect. I've read that one before. Yeah. It was the fan. The fan. So, what does Mrs. Tiffany's gripe with Mr. John John? It sounds like he's been a great husband. It doesn't sound like she's been too great of a wife. And she got two kids, y'all. Herself. Yeah. And what does herself consist of, sir? She like that. She want to be a hoe, y'all? She wants to be a hoe. She want to be a hoe, y'all? Mr. John John... Every time she want to go out with her friends, she got on tight-eyed clothes. Every time she want to go out with me, it's like lunatic. Oh, wow. Wow. Are you talking about the chicken head? Yeah, big-cold. Big-cold, bitch. You ain't hurt her. Well, Mr. John John, let me ask you a question. No, but the safety of my class, she has to be removed from the courtroom. And she no longer wants to proceed with the procedure. Whatever. So you leave me, bitch? Mr. John John, before we go, you've obviously won the case. Could you please explain why you don't have on any socks or shoes? At Mattress, she wrapped up some of my socks with it. Oh, sweetie. So she, well, bitch, if you outside to pick me to fuck up, let's roll. All right, you have women yelling at you from the crowd, so it sounds like you're gonna be just fine barefoot, man. Precinct, so I'm done with that bitch? You done with that bitch? Do you now, do you have anywhere to go, Mr. John John? No, I do not. Oh. I wanna broke nigga with a big dick. Broke nigga with a big dick. Anybody wanna broke nigga with a big dick. Oh, shit. Anybody. Anybody. Hold up, bro, hold up. That's how a whole nigga be skating at the skate rink. You, oh, oh, wait a minute. Hey, hey, wait a minute, DC. Carlos has to get divorced now. Oh, I get to turn to be the lawyer. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, put the time out. Yeah, you the lawyer, you the lawyer. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the 85 South Divorce Show. I am your judge, Mr. Chico Bing. Richmond, Virginia, you guys having a good time tonight. Are you guys ready to see our next case come through? Cut it. All right, ladies and gentlemen, this next case involves a man from Oxford, Mississippi that goes by the name of the Sensei. The creator of Black Men Don't Cheat, so you know it wasn't in the infidelity involved. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Carlos Jerome Miller. Mr. Miller, are you okay? All right, cut it. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Miller. Boy, did she be... He's very big. Now, for his former wife, hopefully, all the way from Richmond, Virginia, makes a noise for Mrs. Keisha Miller. No, don't play it, bitch, don't do it. And her lawyer. Don't play her shit, bro. And her lawyer, Barefoot John-John. Don't play her shit. Barefoot John-John, if you've seen his commercials, John Whitfield, Barefoot, we can kick it. That's his slogan. And he is here. So, let's get to the proceedings. We are here to find out, Mr. Miller, why you no longer want to be with Mrs. Miller, so please state your case. I still got the tape. What tape, sir? The tape I've been using, let me show you. I've been taping my little shit up so shabby. That is another level of love. To have to tape up your girlfriend's foopa to be able to have access to the vagina. That is hard work, sir. And I see why you're sad. Barefoot John-John, I don't think there's any more he has to say. Please explain. Well, I think the case is kinda closed. Because my client here is open and shut. That's the problem. That's the fucking point. You never loved her and you never understood where the fucking pussy was in the first place. That's the problem. John-John! John-John! Wait, wait, wait! Everybody shut up, shut your mouth, shut your fucking mouth. No, your honor! Hey, everybody be quiet, all right? I wanna bring somebody to the fucking stand, your honor. Okay, well who would you like to bring? He has a character witness. Yes. Who would you like to bring? I would like to bring her pussy. Well, bring it. Here in the first place. I'm sorry, the case is over. Not even Barefoot John-John can find the pussy. If the lawyer can't find the pussy, there's no way you would have been able to, sir. Not without the tape. Not without the tape. Mr. Miller, I am so sorry that you were brought to tears by this woman. You should be ashamed of yourself, Mrs. Miller. Well, let me ask you a question. Cut it, cut it, cut it. You guys are about to be fired. You're not playing at the right times, okay? Play when the fuck you're supposed to play, all right? You guys aren't even here for the proceedings. You're just here for ambiance, okay? Don't overstep your boundaries. What's ambiance? Ambiance? Yeah. That's where a pussy is. All right, ladies and gentlemen. Mrs. Miller, please inform us why Mr. Miller had such a difficult time finding your pleasure spot. He won't look at how to nudge. Show who wasn't? Not nudge. Hold on, wait, wait, wait a second, sir. He wasn't. I don't know. He won't look at how to nudge. Now tell him how you ain't had no life as a decrypt. Tell him that part. Did you not have any lights at the house? Found it. That's dead. The lights were dead. She admitted it. Found it. Sure did. Found it. The lights were dead. The lights were dead. Get out of there, buddy. Drop the roof. What are you looking for, Mr. John John? Her pussy is down there. Oh. We need you. Get down in there. Get down in there. Hey, Mr. Miller, give me the tape. Give me the tape. We need the tape. Hey, use the tape. That's what he used. Here, take the tape. Use the tape. Use the tape. Tape it down. Use the tape. It's a fighter. Oh. Use the, oh. He's got me in. Oh, God. Oh. That's about to break up. Tell the truth. Make some noise. Yep. They trying to come here to save it. Yep. Y'all about to break up. Y'all make some noise. Look, she waving her hand. Why? Why y'all gonna pull up? Look, she waving. Why y'all about to break up? It's over with. Shit. It's time to go. Look, his seat in the back. She like, fuck that bitch. It's a nigga up there that has really hurt. She ain't shit. What she do, bro? By y'all taking seven times. She what? She ain't what? She ain't make no noise. She ain't make no noise. That must mean you ain't have enough dick, sir. That's what that means. You gotta find some extra dick to make her make noise. Nigga at the top to turn this phone on. I'm through with this bitch. What type of phone is that? That nigga got a goddamn flat screen TV up there on as a phone. Hold up, bro. Why you do fucking with her? You say you about to leave her? You do fucking with her? Then they got a hearing aid. I think it's some shit with the hearing aid. Brace yourself. Yeah, he definitely can. He peered his head. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Every time somebody say something to him, he like, huh? Every time somebody say something to him, he like, huh? We got the nigga right here that's blind. I didn't know we were going before the bar stop. I didn't know where we were going. I knew where we were going. I see the road. I didn't know where we were going. The road couldn't come out of the car. Jesus. Jesus. You big enough, bro. Did y'all want to push it off to the side? Oh, yeah, for the commercial. Rich Memorjean. Amen. This is the 85 South Show in the whole world. From here to Budapest, and Budapest, and everything that's the rest. Then back to Bucharest. Yeah, there too. Everywhere they drink water. That shit was so goddamn funny. It was awesome. Ooh. Oh, shit. Man, this ain't me to take. Bro. Oh, my God. That shit came out. I ain't want to go too crazy. You feel my worth? No, yeah, we ain't go too crazy. But that's the thing, even when we were shot. I was shot. I shot a B round my head, I was like, we do. Never said back. Now one time. Right, right, right, right, right, right. We know what we're at. No, we're not this. No, we're not this. We're not this. But I know when I was holding my head, I was like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's time to work. Yeah. And then that nigga Lovescape said, take it up. We said, that is the man. But that nigga fell in that box, boy. Oh, God. Go to commercial. First, I would punch it. You trying to kick it? I'm gonna tell you. When you say that shit bro, I'm gonna take my whole life. No, that nigga got dead. That moment when I said they would have added a wife to first dick in the fucking but who fucked her there? I mean, you see, man. You see, he was like, yeah, just don't write it. Just don't write it. I ain't been hit. I ain't bad. Ready to show off? And the more time they give us to beat us, we gonna hit him back. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit, but I ain't been hit bad. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. This nigga ain't been hit. He ain't been hit. But he ain't been hit. I don't stinker Employee We gotta get the big up to people like Virginia for coming out and wanting to see the show. We enjoy them type of crap. Help us, man. They're about to get up. Let me start on them. Yeah, I'm gonna... Then you come back again. I'm gonna come back again. A lot of people say, well, that made a show a little more... Stole the ball in the inbound. Stole the ball in the inbound. Look at that nigga, socks dirty. They're the balls of the ball, man. They approach the shit at you in them comments on all dirty stuff. A lot came back with no socks, no shoes, nigga. They went back in the morning and came back out barefoot. Niggas that was just incredible. The fourth quarter shit was incredible. Give us 10, 15 minutes, 20, 30 minutes. Just do a little extra shit without us having to do that type of shit. You know what I'm saying? That's why I love doing this shit. Everybody help each other bring certain shit. We never was doing those things. When I got lost in Chico, Chico made me think a little bit. You feel what I'm saying? We got lost. It's more so with comedic genes. Certain words. I know words. You see. I got me with the physical standards. Physical. I see what everybody doing. It was like, damn. Even seeing my nigga like every time when he doesn't tell me about the shit, I keep that. And I'm telling him about the shit, I hate playing that joke so far. If you be hitting him for the left turn, he go out there and then do it. Now you're getting physical. And then when you tell me to shit, and I go out there and do some shit, I'm like, okay, I see it work. So it's like, well, I'm gonna help each other. See it all the way around. Remember y'all posted her and John the other day, right? I'm like, yo, I'm sending it. Y'all can sign her. It's the first one. That's the first one. Then I did that one. Then I did that one. He came out here. Then I started on this one. Oh, the Bobby Brown. Yeah, I'm a dude. I'm a dude. Got that. Fract smoking your body. And then I'm working on this one. Oh, my God. Look at those. Let me hold it. But I'm on IG. Here we go, y'all. Put him on Instagram. Hey, here we go. Three, two, one. Yes, sir. I don't know why I always want to fuck with a pizza. I don't know why. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. That was a good plan. It was way too久 to tap into my dance and shit. What are you looking for? Really, it ain't gonna be me. What? I said this shit, bitch. I said this shit, bitch. Why you talk and then you go kann't I give up? Doesn't matter. We can talk about what this is. I'm scared Trying to be the ball and ball and bad ass little He get It was a fifth grader try my little pot and they got ran down there push the nigga I'm a partner Am I planning to go push me to my brother for lunch? I said, bro. He's here. He said he was a plane No, you don't want me to be your friend I I take up If you have vaginal mesh, you could be in time for financial compensation Now Thank you so much I Why the numbers up so how I Listen I love was sleeping his show was today and I have my ticket since April three hundred dollars gone just for y'all And the two and a half I I That way One You Thank you I I Make these no more you guys Make them no more Like the first she didn't believe She taught you how to read out nobody's talking her clay. No, nobody say that in this mission. She taught me my I took a couple of okay. He's on that. Okay. Get your ass. Oh, that's a niff. He said my phone. No, but that's the nigga Who'd be cutting the grass? All right. I'm gonna treat you good. I'm gonna take you to the show Back That's real thank you for coming I appreciate you Don't come up in Starship don't come up in Starship nigga No idea Hey No idea use ready to protect your ladies I know you ain't got a purse He Crazy Just start sending us that money It's a bird Hey, but that's a real shit. Thank you. Thank you All right Oh That's good service seats right there This nigga crazy With me When you are next to me Is the feeling say And when you say when you smile I think You have a good evening A little fairy tale walking in here she was all bad as you're trying to get to us but the hill I And he DJ out here, DJ energize little flip When your batteries look DJ energize somebody plug up energize much First off welcome to Richmond Then I put on my nautical polo to me and my lady can slide post up 85 south shore. That's where we went Funny as shit. I see this year We're gonna be dead like the nigga is in the top row. They're cutting here No, that's she way back Ah One two three Thank you for coming out Oh Y'all got the same Love I took couple of both Hey, babe, sit me those pictures Oh my god What are we doing The ice cream machine What are we doing guys Oh Birthday the birthday girl was shy. I was trying to get her in the show I'm gonna do a snow jet You're so beautiful. Oh, so beautiful. Oh, I just want to lick your whole Hey, what's up I'm saving myself for you I'm saving all my Y'all saving myself for you at the end of the line girl I want to know more move Don't let him bite you But it tastes like uncooked french fries Come on in there you go You got Thank you so much for being a part of the show You're like a distant cousin you're like a distant cousin Tell me the question That pussy turned me into We got What's up, baby Hey, you can play spades with If they have a knee This phone might want to send the pictures to this phone In the Y'all they grew up in 18 I see She was in that movie like Mike No, that is Come on in here She got Real cartoon Right You smile You better fucking smile because i'm smiling don't make it look like i'm happy being in the picture with you Twin Man, I don't know why these little niggas be trying to play Put your shit down, bro I'm the biggest nigga. They make put your shit up Chico I do One two three That's what it sounds like every time you hit a bag of chips Are you up there talking shit too? Yeah, yeah I bought a third base Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Nigga what Right I will gun you sit your ass down. I'll play right field. I will gun you out All right If you hit him from right field, he gotta do some extra shit that's Hey What you These are coming towards me. Say wait a minute. What's up tribal dances Hey I always knew you She ain't got that NBA Carlos never broke again Hey, I got dangling dangling you gotta have a dick about this long to have a dingling Hitting her with diggling big old soft fucking time out Nigga hitting her with the wee wee. I'm giving her hard dingling hard I got One nine hundred you know that free side to keep having to take it I say you saw Okay, if you went to the stove, put that dangling back What's up, you put your glasses up like you was great I'm not gonna take what you feel on her boot on the church trip Oh Oh my god, come on man. So innocent So innocent on the church trip. No, she wouldn't feel like Carlos cuz sit next to me color. You already know I'm sitting by the whole trip Niggas On the church Shout out to all the ladies who didn't flip they cheated from the bottom The bra be up here to see the hanging on the bottom That should hurt she can't laugh Home to change room man Shout out to you for having that issue is What's up, you look like you look like you look like a child teacher First of all my mother fucking son I took a couple of Thank you She says she want to use your phone Who said that I I I I Love Appreciate it my brother, thank you, baby Hey, y'all they see the news She like smile, baby You Can't do that, bro. They pay for experience big show fat arm no muscle That's dead weight Hey, I got muscle all your feet