 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and I am 45 days overdue for a haircut. Today we're gonna be playing The Sims Online. It went so well last time I just had to play it again. Yes, shake that money maker, Jim! Come on! Make me some YouTube money! But today we're gonna make a new account. We're gonna be turg. The reason being is because I think the place is such a small community. People are gonna realize it's me if I keep on the Jim Pickens account. Unfortunately, I don't think these presets are gonna have a turg, unfortunately. Honestly, that's probably the closest thing. But I think I'm gonna go with this one, I guess. Oh, okay. There's eleven pages. I thought it went one through nine and then all the way up to one thousand and eleven. I was like, this is gonna take a while. Uh, favorite music? Grunting. I hope no one can see this in-game. Favorite movie? Uh, two turg, two furious? How did I try and spell furious and it came out frutitious? Oh, no. Oh, god, Jesus. What is going on? Why can I not spell? Oh, fuck. Oh my god, I'm screwing up my bio entirely. Turn-ons, turg-ing and boning. Not like, you know, the sexual way, just like collecting bones. Turn-offs, winning races. Quote can be turg. Not quite as inspirational as my last one. Success doesn't just find you because you aren't worth finding. And a little hat. I like it. Inspirational yet grounding. The name here sim is already in use. God damn it. What if I put an exclamation? I can't- what? I can't do anything. Why- why are you stealing my name? All right. I can have two hours, I guess. That works. Hi, turg-welcome, turg. You gotta be an interesting conversation. Oh, I just realized his clothes are like Frankenstein's monster, even his arms. I can hear him hammering something. He's probably putting up defenses since he saw me arrive. But they're all doing a bit of woodwork. God, I love wood in the morning. Look at it in his morning, okay? And I love woodwork. Get your mind out of the gutter. Oh my god, his face is fucking terrifying. The pier is seeing everything. Turg. Turg. No one is making conversation. I mean, granted, I'm not making it easy on them. But still, please, give me attention. All right, fine. You know what? I'm leaving. Wait, drug deals. What the hell? Okay, no one's there. Let's pretend we never saw that. Oh, a room for urns. How interesting. Yeah, okay, yeah. Just start crying. He just realized the death is a thing. Wellock me. Wellock me. Wellock you. Turg-hungy. No, not turg-hungy. Turg-hungy. Turg-hungy. No, not hungy either. Just applauding this person for no reason. All right, I've embarrassed myself enough. I should leave. No one's talking anyway. I'm gonna go find people. Club Rob, that sounds like just a place for me and there's 23 people. This is the weirdest chess tournament I've ever seen and I'm about to make it a lot weirder. Turg-to-E7. Turg-me. I took her seat. Turg-to-G3. Turg-to-F2. Turg-to-H6. Turg-to-E1. Turg-to-E8. Turg-to-J9. Turg-to-D4. Turg, what are you saying? I am saying my moves. Turg-to-F3. You don't have to do that. Turg-to-D2. It clocks the chat. I don't have to not do it. You're a sims autoplayer. He thinks I actually don't know. Turg-to-Troll. Turg-to-Troll. Turg-to-FU. Turg is not very polite today. Turg woke up on the wrong side of the cave. Okay, good luck. He banned me. I just said Turg-to-Home as well and then I got banned. Wait, I can't go in here. They've pre-banned me. God damn it, they must have heard about me. I do have a YouTube account after all. Oh, a block party. Perfect. Fresh food backslash. Oh, yes. Jafak Yaro construe her unhotel. T-U-R-T hung. I just gave up and accepted that he's hung. Turg coming for food. Turg, no. Hey, that was just made. Oh, sorry. I meant to eat. Turg hung me. Okay. They went offence around me. I didn't even know that was possible. Oh, Jesus Christ. Last thing we need is another imitator. Oh, I can't, I can't ban. He told me to go elsewhere. To be fair, that was well deserved and he completely outplayed me. I'm willing to admit, his fence strategy was exquisite and I got outplayed. Just like in chess. How do you Turg on this map? Welcome it is hat day here. Where a hat you could win a cash prize. Can I have a hat? I am poor and hung. Oh, I'm gonna get banned way too fast. I gotta stop. I gotta slow down. Very hungy. Very hungy. How can I say it right? Very hungy. No, not very hungy. Very hungy. Not hungy. How do I say it? He's crying. Why is he crying? Oh, I'm still amazed by that fence outplay. They just beat me. I just got to accept that they're better at this game than me. How can I start fires? Just so I can avoid doing it by accident. I don't think anyone's that naive, unfortunately. I'm assuming it's low cooking, but only roomies and owner can cook. So you will be okay. Oh, they're so nice. But they're feeding me off the floor. Oh, wait, wait. I might be able to grab this. Go eat by vending machines. I just found out that I'm not supposed to be cooking and I just grabbed it and immediately started cooking. And he's like staring at the microwave just asking for an accident. I'm gonna be kicked out. What the shit? I want to eat my food. Food is served grinning. Oh, for fuck's sake. All I did was cook some food. I'll be it a bit suspiciously. Like you could question my motives, but still, I'm gonna go to hospital. I think it's long overdue. Hello, I am sick of being kicked out. Sorry to hear that. Oh, they're so nice. How can I help you guys? Kid. Meek. What does that mean? Food is ready. Wait, where is he taking it? Oh, he's serving it. Okay. Doctor, there's white mold on my needs. I think this one's gone insane. You know what? I'm gonna enjoy here. Me too. Why you got kicked, Turk? Uh, why did I get kicked? Oh, uh, too handsome. Believable if you ask me. I mean look at him. They sure are petty. Yep. Shame they aren't pretty. God, Turk is quick with words. He knows all the words like this one. Turk. Yep. Wait, I'm getting a phone call or something. You want to ban for a property? If you're gonna troll in this game, we would rather you at least had the way to do something original. Do you guys need medical help? Yes, please. Let me put my doctor clothes on. Okay, they're gonna heal me. Good. You can go lay in bed. Okay, I'm just gonna go to sleep, I guess then. I think the medical issue is I have a weak bladder because I really need to pee. And I think I already know the solution is go pee. But you know what? I'm not gonna do that. So I'll leave the doctor to decide. I'll just hop in bed. A wet bed is a comfy bed. The way he sleeps, the noises are great. Okay, what's the problem? I am turging. Possibly have amnosia. And my bladder is weak. It's a long list of problems. You'd be better off asking me what's okay with me rather than what's wrong with me. Go use the toilet. You are a genius doc. Med school is worth it after all. I like how they agree with that. You have to treat the symptoms first. Okay, good idea. What about my turging problem? Try saying it backwards. I have a nigret problem. I don't think that was the solution. Oh god, he's messaging me again. The amount of people who come here doing that daily, you would not even begin to know. But I did it first. If you want to believe that then fair enough. Can I come back please? This is like an overarching story of the video. We keep coming back to it. Oh wait, they want to hug me, okay. Well gosh doc, I don't know if this is appropriate. They're just hugging me in the bathroom. I mean, it doesn't seem right. What the hell is the music in this game honestly? Do you need more food? Yes please. This is like the nicest person I've ever encountered. Like in general, not only just on games. Wait, what the hell? I saw cockroaches here a second ago. Oh my god, what did they do to the toilet? I mean, I was on there a while but still. Hi Roscoe, welcome home. Thanks. Be kicked out, what that? I just arrived, they didn't do anything. No, I'll decline that please. I'd rather not get kicked out. You cannot come here. Why not? Turk, you are an obvious troll. What? I didn't do anything though. You was going to bin the food, please. It just sounds so pathetic when they say please. I must have already been here and repressed it. I kind of remember it though. Oh wait, this was the place I was cooking. I will make a buff. I am already buff. Turk's strong. Yeah, that'll show, that'll intimidate them. They will kick us out now. Any funny stuff you out? Damn, funny people are always target. It's not that, it is that. Oh, my game crashed. Okay, I thought they were kicking me out. I think she was trying to kick me out anyway, but at least the crash saved me the humiliation, I guess. Now I'm doing the opposite. Instead of throwing food away, I'm taking all of the food, putting it on the floor and throwing nothing away. Stop throwing food away. You are not original. Why are you getting loads of plates from the buffet and dropping thug? Well, that's that adventure over. I'm running away with the food this time. I'm not throwing it away because it's getting me in trouble. I'm just leaving it by the pool so we can have a nice pool party that night in the rain. He took it all the way outside, and then when I told him to eat some, he brought it all the way back in to eat it. Oh God, no, he threw the food away by himself. Okay, I'm out of here. All right, go back into Ed's block party. All right, now that I'm here, I go straight for the food, do not throw it away. Simply eat. I'm not hungry actually. Just leave the food there. I'll save it for later. Could you all please stop whistling, trolls? You're the troll. I don't know what he's doing. He's just like touching their clothes. I'm starting a gnome everywhere. Turk, my man, you already started a gnome. No, he's caught me immediately. They're watching me. He's starting them all. I know. Why are they all watching what I'm doing? Sorry, I'm starting all the gnome. I can eat it. Oh God, he's getting dicey. I'm surprised they're not banned. I'm going to interrupt someone else who's making a gnome so I can make a gnome. I'm just being nice here. I'm taking out the wood blocks for everyone. So everyone has a fresh start. Look at that. They don't even appreciate it. This Turk guy is a joke. What? I'm not a joke. It really depends on what you want out of- What? I didn't even say anything. I got over booing him. That's some BS Turk. Needs of stups is for your LOL gnomes. I'm just booing him as he's like playing video games. Now I know how it feels to be on the other side when people watch me on Twitch. LOL for getting to go again with the one day old PPL. Oh my God, people are going nuts. 1v1 me. Will you all play me winning? I won. He left the property. What the hell was that? Something exploded. I assume it was Turk. Wait, what the hell? An Anvil fell on him. They killed Turk. What the shit? Well, I guess that's forcibly the end. Turk gone. Turk dead. But that was an experience. I enjoyed that a lot. I hope you did too. Oh, that's creaky. But yeah, I really hope you enjoyed the video, folks. I really enjoy making them, so I appreciate you watching. It means a lot to me. And yeah, I guess that's about it. I'll just thank you very much for watching and I'll say I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.