 Oh, man, it's real chilly out here, but you know, it's not going to be chilly. Oh, man, all the venues at the I Have to Do This tour shows. Yeah, I heard it's going to be a pretty great show. Not only can you warm up your body, but your cold, dead soul will be warmed up as well. Where can you get the tickets? Well, they're on sale right now. Yeah, go down the link in the description or the I Have to Do This dot show, and you can get your tickets. We're going all around the U.S. plus two stops in Canada. It's going to be pretty cool. Huh? Oh, yeah, the tickets are pretty well priced, and also if you're willing to spend a little bit more, you can get VIP tickets with exclusive merch, a nice cool pre-show that happens before the show, better seats and maybe even a glance at me. Not a meet and greet, but a different thing. I'll see you there. Nostalgic. I'm ready to be nostalgic. I was streaming the other day and I don't even remember what happened, but somebody brought up zoopals. Does anybody remember zoopals? Here, I'll refresh your memory. Anyway, someone brought up zoopals. It brought me back and I found a compilation of commercials that every 2,000 kids, every 2,000's kid knows. So we're going to watch it and we're going to remember. I guess this only applies to the U.S. Maybe I don't know how many brands we share with the rest of the world, but this is probably going to be mostly U.S. So sorry everybody else. America. Yes, I never had zoopals, but I wanted them really bad. I wanted them really bad. Even now, I still kind of want zoopals. Who wouldn't want to eat off of that plate? And there's little, there, hold on. There's little feet there. You can put your sauce there. Your ketchup if you're eating something that you need ketchup for. Ah! Function. Form. Perfection. I never had a chia pet either. I wasn't. I do remember this specific ad with the Scooby-Doo chia pet. Watch it grow. I guess. Whatever. The idea of this is like, what if we made some little statue things and we made it so you could grow a plant on it so it looks like it has hair. And they're like, yeah, it's 2002. Everyone's bored. I get, yeah, do it. Also all of these, I haven't had cable in such a long time because everything is streaming now. So I forget about commercials. Like this. I kind of miss it. In a sense, I kind of miss it. I mean, I don't because I don't miss watching commercials but it was a simpler time. Fuck is this. Is this, oh, is this, hold on, wait. Is this the toothbrush where it vibrates in your mouth and it's a song? Yeah, it is. I had tooth tunes and I had... Yup. Favorite artist. So we got Black Eyed Peas. We got Hillary Duff and we got Kiss. Which, how many kids in like 2002 are listening to Kiss, but okay. The thing that I love about this is that if someone released this now, you'd be like, what the fuck, it comes with one song? I'm not gonna buy that. That's stupid. But do you remember back in the day, huh? Remember my first iPod was the original iPod shuffle. Ugh. I kind of miss having an iPod because everything is just on my phone now and I think that that's true for most people. And I kind of miss having like the iPod Classic just filled with songs. Kinda. Little Bear. Little Bear. I remember this two days commercial. Little Bear. Everybody remember Little Bear? Huh? What about Little Bill? All of these guys have seen things. Hmm? This pillow was hidden in mommy and daddy's bedroom for three months before Christmas came around. And it saw everything. Look, PJ's fit right inside. Perfect for the overnight trips to grandma's house. This is- Totally not. That was gonna be- It's perfect when you have to go to dad's for the weekend because your parents don't love each other anymore. Hello pets are great for travel. Look, PJ's fit right inside. Perfect for the overnight trips to grandma's house. This is more than just- Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head on is available without a prescription at retailers nationwide. Sweeping the nation. It's- Weird like local summer camp. I remember. Fushigi. Something's happening and I- I'm doing it. Tim Gowee and this- Tim Gowee? We're gonna show you how to unlock the secrets of Fushigi. The magic gravity ball. No strings. No tricks. Magic. Maybe. You- It's a ball. It's a square. It's magic. Maybe a truck. Your grandmother died. And with a little practice- Is it? All you're doing is doing this with a ball in it. Get fabulous. I get it now. Everyone loves this. I get it now. It's a ball. Even control more than one Fushigi at a time. You can do this. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. I needed that. What squishy. Stretchy. And transforms almost- Flume! Flume! Flume! Flume! You can feel- Flume you- Flume it. Look. Now you can turn anything into a fabulous flume creation. Transform this wooden fossil into a fierce, Blume T-Rex. I guess. Turn this ordinary toy car into a floming fast dragster. Or change this plain dollhouse into a flume-tastic mansion. A stupid dollhouse. A stupid dollhouse. Move sticks to almost anything. And it stains everything. Move sticks to almost anything. And it stains everything. Oh-o-o-o-o. Oh! The God of All adds! Yes! Yes! Have chef again! Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, follow her home! Hahaha! That's such a good ad, though. Such a good ad. Take, it couldn't have gotten there in one day, unless they lived, like, right around the corner. But it's going on the highway, so it must have had to go a long ways. How fa- If it's leaving at the same time as them, at the grocery store, unless they had to stop and do other chores, it had to be going so fast to get into the house at the same time. I wouldn't trust that. If a thing of ravioli rolled into my house and my mom was like, what do you want for dinner? I'd be like, I think...today! What is this? What? What? What are you doing? What do you feel about this ad? What is this? Is this Giordelli? Is this Swiss Miss? What the fuck is this ad for? It's obviously chocolate, but I don't- I don't feel comfortable. What is this, Giordelli? What is this? Don't- It's a- It was axe! You tried these new berries and cream, Starburst? Pardon me. Yes. What kind of Starburst did you just say? Yes. Berries? Yes. Berries and what else? Yes. Cream. Yes. Is in cream. Berries and cream. I remember the most. This was my, um, in middle school, that was my ringtone on my first cell phone. There you go. Here's some inside information from Betty Crocker. I slept with your husband. It's the most exciting thing you can do with the inside of a cake. Introducing the Betty- Fuck it! The Betty Crocker Bacon Fill! Ugh! Man, we never had one, but- What? What? The Bump-it! Bump-it! I remember bump-its. Yuck. Perfect style. Perfect style. Go from flat to fat. Bump-it! Amazing! With bump-its, you can call the cops on anybody for any reason. It's amazing! A lot of people are like, aren't you too young to invest in the markets? You know, A, don't worry about it. You know, I just look young. I mean, you don't know how old I am. B, I use E-trade, so check it. These were good ads. You just saw me buy stock. You just saw me buy stock. No big deal. I mean, you know, if I can do it, you can do it. It's so easy. They're a thousand new accounts a day. What? That's a really good ad. A clapper and your lights to help protect your A- Turn off clapper and your lights will go on turning away on- Do you think- Do you think that you- That couple's doing the clapper? Put in the ad sex. This ad is the reason why for basically my whole life, I've never called it Fanta. I've always called it Fanta. And people have always made fun of me. But listen, it's because of this ad! Ready? Wanna Fanta! So, Sarah, what's going on here? Sarah? Sarah. She won't answer you. She can't. Why not? This is the way it's been since she started smoking pot. She's all lazy and boring and- You know, we used to have so much fun together. And now? This is what we do. So true gamers. Alright guys, alright, alright. We've been nostalgic enough, I feel. What a fun time. Oh boy, oh boy. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. Make sure if you're in the continental United States and or certain parts of Canada, I'm going on tour! So go to Ihavetodothis.show. You can get your tickets now. I'm so, so excited. So, thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. If you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face. Now we'll see you guys in the next video. Love you all. Stay cranky. Bye.