 Today we spend the wheel of weights. We will go position by position and each player must line up with the weight that we land on the wheel. So if my left guard needs to be 165 pounds, I guess my left guard will be Tyreek Hill. Additionally, the wheel has a burger and a salad. The burger is a 250 plus pound jackpot and the salad is a jackpot, but 250 pounds or lighter. Our quarterback will come in at a whopping, oh, this is great. That's a little light actually. It's a little like 175 pounds. Okay, yeah, listen, I'm glad it's not 315. I don't think Big Ben's in the game anymore, you know? Now the weights that I can use are anywhere between this weight and the next highest. So 175 pounds up to 184 pounds. If they're 185 though, I cannot use them. Keep in mind, I don't care what you or I personally think a player's weight is, I'm gonna be using what is on their Madden card. What is Lamar Jackson weighs? He 205? 212. Okay. The lucky Lamar was like 175, but not a massive shocker here. The absolute lightest quarterback in the game is Kyler Murray, but he's so much heavier than people give him credit for. He's also taller. I know compared to really tall guys like Trevor Lawrence, he is, but he's 5'10, 207. 90 overall Kyler Murray, 5'10, 207 pounds. It's actually pretty nice card. It came out a long time ago, but it's still pretty nice. Next up, we're gonna take a half back. I'm starting out with the two most important. Oh, this is such a good weight for a half. Oh, it might be a little heavy. Wait, burger, burger! Oh no, AJ Dillon. Oh dude, this AJ Dillon is so, so, so good, but he's 247. Like he's right there, he's three pounds off. 250, dude, 250 plus for a half back. I'm gonna have a big ass boy down there. I wonder what King Henry is. You think King Henry's over that? King Henry's 250, I have to go King Henry. This is King Henry right here, 96 overall. 255 pounds, he's got 96 speed, he's got 97 break tackle. None of that's really all that important. What's important is his ability freight train King Henry. For four or five plays, it's on, and then it needs a little charge up time, but he just dominates everybody with this ability. I put on a bunch of other shit on him. You don't need any of it, like you don't need goal lineback. You can get tank for one AP and bruiser for free. I usually don't worry about abilities this early in the game, but I just wanted you guys to understand why I can't take Vita Vaya, even though I'd love to. This King Henry puts every other half back in this game to shape. Next up is a fullback. We wanna be high in the weights here as well. Am I gonna double burger? Am I really gonna double burger? Oh, oh, oh, I was so close right there. That's still a really good weight for a fullback. The heaviest fullback in the game is William Perry, the refrigerator at 335 pounds. Is a Koye 255? Oh, Nigerian nightmare's 253. We can't take Christian and Koye, one of my favorite fullbacks. However, there is a new fullback who I've never used. Not to say a lot of teams in the NFL don't even use fullbacks anymore. It's a dying position. Either way, there is a brand new Jacob Johnson veteran, six foot three and 255 on the dots. He's got 87 lead block, 87 impact, 88 run block. He's no Nigerian nightmare. I'll have to do. Why don't we do wide receivers next? I'll start my wide receiver one who's gonna be a big, big boy. 275? See, I think of a guy like Megatron, right? But Megatron could not have been more than 240 pounds. The absolute heaviest wide receiver in the game is Chase Claypool at 238. The next heaviest is why I just mentioned Megatron at 236 which means I am gonna have to take Chase Claypool here. There is not a single Chase Claypool on the entire auction house. And Jamar Chase's best card is a 92. I don't know who works for EA, but they should be fired. 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All right, our wide receiver one is the biggest possible wide receiver two. He's gonna be small, but he could be fast. Actually, I take that back. 185 might be a very optimal wide receiver size. Who's the lightest wide receiver? The lightest wide receiver is Tutu Atwell, five foot nine, 160. You know who's 185 pounds on the dot? Which is really impressive, by the way. I don't know if this is accurate. Tyreek Hill. The Cheetah, 96 overall, five foot nine, 185, 97. Speed, the absolute fastest car in the game, and it ain't close. It's 185 pounds on the dot. It doesn't get any better than that, gentlemen. We got Cheetah and Megatron. And you know what? I'll make my wide receiver three Chase Claypool. My wide receivers are cracked. I don't want to cheat. I'll use Chase Claypool at wide receiver three. All right, that moves us to our left tackle. All right, if we ever wanted some heavy boys, it would be right now. Is there even gonna be a 205 pound left? There's no way. You can't be a left tackle in the NFL in way this much. Okay, our left tackle, since it's literally impossible to get anyone as light as they wanted, we're on the heaviest end. This has gotta be good, I assume, 355. Okay, Jordan Milada is 365, so we can't get him, but we're in the right zone here. Orlando Brown's the only one in there. He has an 88 overall, but it doesn't exist right now. We're gonna have to go with 78 overall, Orlando Brown. However, they're way different amounts. They're the same fucking guy. So this Orlando Brown is 345. The other one is 363. What did he put on 18 pounds in between the cards getting made? I don't believe that. We have only one more option. Mackay back then, there's one on the auction house. He's 67, 364. He perfectly fits here as well. All right, it moves us to left guard. This is gonna be tough. The old lineman on this is gonna be tough unless I stay in the heavy range. 345 feels better. After seeing how thin 355 was, I like this better for left guards. But I don't know, I feel like left guards are a lot smaller. The absolute heaviest left guard is Landon Dickerson at 332. I find that interesting. 91 overall, Landon Dickerson, the six foot six, 332 pound left guard. It is massive for a guard. Six foot six is crazy. I feel like most guards are like 6'3. Onto center next. I bet you're the perfect weight to get for a center be like 305. I'm cracked. I'm actually cracked. 315 for our center. The heaviest center is Bradley Bozeman at 325. John Feliciano is 325 as well. Oh my God. Look who is 380 and 19 pounds. Ryan Jensen, the right tornado, the best center in the game. If you guys aren't familiar with this card, he has his own chemistry. It makes your left and right guard have plus seven agility, plus four speed, plus seven excel, and plus one run block finesse. It's so good. That could not have gotten any better an absolute jackpot at center for 315. Let's get it. All right, that moves us to our right guard. Dude, I'm actually clutching up so hard on this. Right guard's gonna be 335. It's a little heavy for a right guard. Larry Allen is 330 pounds, the greatest right guard of all time. Larry Allen, 94 overall. Larry Allen, six foot three, 335 on the dot. Dude, I needed this. I needed this luck for quarterback. I don't need this luck for my own line. Beautiful spins here. I got Kyler to show for it. Our final offensive line position is right tackle. We've been great thus far. It's gonna be huge. He's gonna be massive. 365 right tackle, that could be, there's gonna be like one right tackle is just super heavy and he's gonna throw this whole thing off. Daniel Falele is the heaviest guy in the league. He weighed in at 410 at one point, but Madden has him at 390. My only option at right tackle is not that bad, but it could certainly be better is 85 overall, Trent Brown. And there's not a single Trent Brown on the auction house. I'm gonna have to go Daniel Falele. Dude, I know I'm not saying that name right. I don't know how you say buddy's name. You know what? This is actually sick for the wheel of weights, the absolute heaviest player in the entire league. My boy Daniel right here at 6'8", 390. He's absolute dog shit. He's horrible. So the right side dude, if they've got anybody halfway decent coming off the edge, I'm smoked. The last position on offense is our tight end. Now that I say it out loud, I don't know how heavy tight ends are. If I had to guess how heavy like George Kittle is, I'd say 280, bring in 325 fucking pots again. Dude, we are just camping in the 300s right now. I think there's a Dexter Lawrence tight end. The absolute heaviest tight end of the game is Dexter Lawrence. 90 overall coming in at 342. There's a Taylor Decker at 318. And I have to go over, which means my tight end is Dexter Lawrence. At low key, this Dexter Lawrence blocks like an absolute god though. But it is Dexter Lawrence my boy. And his blocking stats are crazy. 95 run block. We've just built a dominant run game team. We could even run, you know, we could pull out some read option with Kyler Murray. 90 overall tight end promoted to starting tight end. All right, for the wheel of weights, this is our half time. We're gonna take a look at our offense then we'll move on to defense. All right gentlemen, here is the offense. The interior of my line is cracked. Jensen's boosted to a 97. He boosts Larry Allen to a 96. And Dickerson to a 93. I also have a strategy at it for my old line. So that's why everybody's boosted. But my tackles arguably the most important are Horrible, Mackay Bekton and Daniel Folele. I don't think that's his name. I don't care. This is Dexter Lawrence, Megatron Cheetah as our wide receiver one and two, which is incredible Chase Claypool, not so great. The best hat back in the game undisputed, the best center in the game undisputed, the fastest wide receiver in the game, a mediocre quarterback and an all right fullback. This is an interesting offense. I'll say that. All right, here's the final head count. Yak him up Cheetah and short in elite. King Henry with tank, bruiser and freight train. Larry Allen with nasty streak and puller elite. Landon Dickerson with post up. Kyler Murray with dashing dead eye. And Dexter Lawrence with Vanguard, post up. It's actually gonna be fun. I'm excited. And puts my offense at a 90 overall. Let's go on to defense. A detackle is absolutely a big boy. So, oh boy. I'm gonna have one of these smallest detackles in the league at 245. It's gotta be an out of position detackler. This is hardly gonna be possible. The heaviest detackle is 366. The lightest detackle is Brian Cowart at 300 pounds. So they're all, they're all between 300 and 366 and look at just, look at this nightmare. There's a 94 Jeffrey Simmons, he's 300 and one. Literally one fucking chicken nugget away. There's another guy at 300 pounds. It's Jonathan Allen. This is the best car Jonathan Allen has. That's so crazy to me. He is tied for the absolute lightest detackle at 300 pounds. So as I will have to do, I can't really put anyone else there. All right at left end. I honestly wouldn't mind 245 here. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay. I'm him. 245 pounds. Brian Burns is 249. DeNeal Hunter falls in that range at 252. We're going Brian Burns. I really like the special team of the wheat cards. It's like the Matthew Berry selections or whatever. I don't really know anything about it. They're kind of fire. This is a 91 Brian Burns at 249 pounds. He's just gonna be a speed rusher off the edge and he can contain really fast QBs like Lamar. So let's grab our right end. Our left end is locked up. Our right end is gonna come in at a, whoa, this is good. Actually, is this good or is that too heavy for a right end? I don't know. There is one perfect right end for us fits in nicely and a solid 93 overall is Harrison Phillips. Harrison Phillips 63307. He's got what looks like a detackle build to me but I guess we'll call them a right end and throw them on the squad. All right onto our user middle linebacker. Very important position. I'd prefer they weren't 345 pounds. No, why does this exist? Oh my God, why does this exist? I thought for sure I'd get to re-spin because there's no middle linebacker even in the vicinity of 300 pounds. But of course I'd be dead wrong. There's a 90 overall middle linebacker. Joe Thomas at six foot six, 312 pounds. He has 85 speed, I guess. That's actually a lot better than I thought. What's his change of direction? 81. This is gonna be a horrible user. 90 middle linebacker Joe Thomas. We need elite address. You're like a super lead address. I don't know about Harrison Phillips. This is huge. Burger it, burger it, burger it, burger it. Don't even need a burger because 265 is great. That is a great size. That's another team of the week and not the best option. But we'll take what we can get and what we can get is 91 overall right outside linebacker Zidarius Smith 64272. Like I said, I mean, that's a big ass linebacker. That's a huge linebacker. But he's added to the squad Joe Thomas and Zidarius Smith at linebackers right now. All right, next up is left outside linebacker. They're like 215's the sweet spot. See, I don't want to be this heavy. I don't want to be this heavy to 95. That's huge for a left outside linebacker that is absolutely massive. Absolutely clutched up. This is huge. Dude, I thought this was gonna be a nightmare. We got saved by the heaviest left outside linebacker in the game. Carlos Dunlap has a 91 overall left outside linebacker six foot six, 285, 89 speed, 92 excel. My linebackers are 90, 91, 91. It's, we actually kind of got out of there safe for how heavy those wheel spins were. Now where we're really in trouble, I think is my secondary. Dude, we've gotten like no light wheel spins and we're gonna need a strong safety here. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. I don't think anyone's gonna be 165 because that is so small, but this is way better than super heavy. The absolute lightest strong safety in the lead is Rodney McLeod. If you gave me a hundred guesses, I never would have guessed this. 88 strong safety Rodney McLeod. 5, 10, 183, not a stud by any means, but we're gonna make doing what we got here. Our free safety could be a user. Oh yes, oh salad, salad, salad. I haven't got a salad yet. Yes! Oh, we needed that so bad. Let's go! All right, any free safety 250 or less, that's virtually every free safety. In fact, it may be every single free safety. This may just straight up be a free safety jackpot. Heaviest free safety in the entire game is Julius Pepper's free safety, who's 295. So it's not an entire jackpot. There's also free safety Derek Henry, who's 255, but I can take anybody else. I think I have a pretty obvious buy here. My absolute favorite safety of all time, one AP crusher, 94 overall, 217 pound Steve Atwater. This is a nostalgic guy for me. He's also a top 10 safety. There are better safeties, you know, there's a 96 honey badger, there's a 96 Thomas Davis, 95 Rodney Lott, but he's still the best player on my defense right now, and I'm very happy to have him. Free safety is great, we're gonna go to corners next. We need light. Even, you know what, 175 is fine here. 165, I'm a little worried about. Ooh, yes, this dude is actually really good. 175, corners gotta be the lightest players out there other than kickers. Okay, Mike Hilton played such a good playoffs. He's such an underrated stud corner. I love Mike Hilton. I'm a Mike Hilton sexual. He's 59184, which means he has one pound underweight and he makes this weight class. 59 like sucks, it does, but I am excited to use Mike Hilton. Our second corner, corner number two is gonna be a big boy, he's gonna be a real big boy. Although that could be good because it might be Carmichael. Carmichael might be the closest to this. I have to imagine he is, he's not. There's a 90 overall slot corner. Who's 340 pounds? Are you shitting me? Sam Adams? Dude, shouldn't you be like founding the United States? Shouldn't you be writing the Declaration of Independence? Dude, 94 Excel 88 speed? He might actually be kind of cracked. Maybe I shouldn't talk shit. His hip power is 93. Okay, that is our corner two. Our final corner, it's actually really important. Our slot corner is very important. They're gonna be a great weight. This is like Rod Woodson, Charles Woodson. Spectacular final spin, 205 pound. Spectacular spin, 205 is gotta be the money way for corners, man. I don't think it gets much better than that. Did I call it or did I call it? 94 overall, Rod Woodson. A strong tackling physical corner at six foot 205. Mike Hilton, Rod Woodson, Sam Adams. Quite the secondary. Dude, I literally will personally hand any of you a million dollars if you ever go up against Sam Adams, Rod Woodson, and Mike Hilton in an online head to head game. All right, defense, what are we looking at? Oh, and by the way, sorry guys, I lost the footage, but I did do a spin for punter and I happened to land right on 207 pounds. So I got the Scottish hammer. You know, it was the only option available at 207 pounds. I just took them, you know, throw away really. I didn't even think about it. Offense is 12 out of 12, defense is 12 out of 12. The wheel of weights has built us an interesting team. Let's see if we can get a win with it. Cunningham, actually that is such a good top three to see as far as this deep in the game. This is gonna be a fair matchup. These are the grossest uniforms I've ever seen. His and mine, what are we doing here? We're doing here gentlemen. I guess Joe Thomas just gotta clamp up the middle. Ooh, dude low key. If I pick you off with Joe Thomas, no lurker bro, it's time to uninstall. All right, play action, do it, do it. Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey. He literally can't even get lurker. That's such an interception. Any safety picks that off. All right, let's split boys. I'm standing at water at this QB. I don't care who he's guarding. Oh, he's running it. That's good for us. Maybe not. Joey, Joey, let's not get, let's not let him do this to us. CJ2K back there wreaking havoc. At water, hell of a play and Joey. Oh wait, that wasn't, it was Harrison Phillips. Harrison Phillips blew that up. All right, everybody's got a blitz. We gotta get there. Let's go at water. It's play action. I gotta go back. No, go Mike. Mike Hilton got torch. No. Wait, why did you sack him? Oh my God, he was standing in the QB's face and he didn't sack him. Why did you? What a loser. This guy's about to feel a fucking wrath. He's going to feel the wrath of the Quad Father, bro. I can't wait to run. Hatback dives seven times and then score. A few moments later. Oh my God. I don't have Quad Father. I have King Henry. Whatever. It doesn't matter. You know exactly what I mean. Seven hatback stretches for King Henry. Let's go. Edge, 1,000% broken tackle. Another one. Ooh, way to go low. Smart man. There's one. We're going to motion out Jacob Johnson to kind of get a crack back block here. Should be easier for him to just kind of light up that linebacker. Same shit. Broken. Ooh, bad animation. All right, that's two. Broken. Ooh, but I'm not there yet. It's fourth and one. All right, Kyler, we're going to pass here. How's Cheetah not open? No! I had a wide open A, but he got to me so fast. Wait, am I dogwatered? Question mark, am I trash? You didn't have to say it. He's going to go with the stretch again. Joe Thomas. There's no way he runs this ball again. Okay. There is a way he runs it again, but Joe Thomas is there. Once it lights him up. And he's going to get positive yards on. That is ultra tilting. I can't believe that just happened. Oh, Joey. Joey Thomas, it's fourth and one. Now we're there. We're there. We're there. Look at Mikey Mike. Kilton said, not this time, buddy. Not this time. Oh, keep going, Hilton. Keep going, Hilton. Spin. Mike Hilton wasn't about to get torched like that. That's five. Nine. Mike Hilton on six, five megatron. Hell of a play. Now let's switch it up. First and 10. I see the cheat. I'm going to him. Great catch. Dude, we got to get Dexter Lawrence in here to block. What am I doing? I got to go single back, wing tight stretch. This should go right to Dexter Lawrence's side. Yeah, I like this actually. Is it too heavy over there though? Is it too overloaded? Not if you cut it back, I suppose. Second and seven. King Henry wide open, beautiful catch. Nice truck. Always got to go low on that, man. Great blocks, gentlemen. Oh, I need a better block on that. I said great blocks a little preemptively there. Well, clearly what we have to do is throw to Dexter Lawrence. That's what I've been doing wrong. Here's Dexter Lawrence. What did I tell you? I fucking caught that. Dexter Lawrence caught that. Ooh, I just got it off too. Two minute warning, we are in field goal range. Just going to give it to him. I might have been able to keep that with Kyler. I didn't really read that. I'm going for it. I don't believe in field goals. They're a myth perpetrated by the government. I'm just throwing Cheetah shit. God, that pressure's hot, dude. I need those tackles. I got no right tackles. Ooh, Hendricks, the nice play. Second and six. All right, let's send a blitz. He's going to go play action. Hey, look who got home. Carlos Dunlap, third and six. Ooh, he gets nothing off. Look who's there again, Carlos Dunlap. More than six from his own 24. I'm sticking in cover three sky. We're killing him right now with this. We're there! Don't drop back or Joe! Get through him! Big boy! Don't tell us. Elite MLB plays. Elite drop back. Dude, we got to scramble with Kyler. Kyler is just piss poor right now. Look at that. Look at that line. Absolutely collapse up there. I'm going to go King Henry. I don't know if I would have gotten it anyway. Oh, Cheetah. Cheetah got him. Hell of a move, Cheetah! Fourth and one! I'm going for it. I'm going to use this whole clock, though. He's getting ready for me to do that exact same thing. Ooh, he's kind of like off sides right now. There's nothing open. Absolutely nothing. Full win coverage. Hey, we got fast boys there to make the tackle. He doesn't have enough time to score, I don't think. That sucks. Maybe I should have ran that ball. I got King Henry for one yard. I should probably run the bomb. Looking like the Seahawks out here. I got to beat this man cover somehow. Kyler's got to get cooking here. How does Cheetah look here? Ah, that was a zone, actually. That was zone coverage. He still is in zone. So let's go King Henry, break the first tackle, as always. This drive looks and feels better already. We're playing smarter and slower. Let's go get some points. Let's bring it a whip rod out of Cheetah if he's in man. Ooh, beauty. Great throw, Kyler. Tyreek's ability is kind of sick. Breaking all these tackles. Now let's run the ball. Let's keep him on his toes. Dude, wow. How come I can't get a yard? I couldn't buy a yard. I'm going to go out route on Cheetah. Jesus, are you kidding me? Dude, Cheetah just rubbed straight into his man. Oh, that was horrible over there. So much bumping, and he can't get it. Oh, this is a pitiful offense right now. I've learned blowing him up. Dude, if I could just pick up a fumble, I'd feel a lot better. If I just took field goals, actually, if I believed in field goals, hell of a play. We have him bottled. He's got like 2.2 yards per carry. All right, this is play action. I'm just going to go get the quarterback. Yup, let's go. 4th and 20. I'm just going to blitz heavy. 4th and 20. I'm just not going to give him time. Get there. Got to make that. There's absolutely no way. What a hit. Oh, what a bomber. CJ2K is still bottled, but he's just chewing clock now. Maybe another play action. Could be the exact same play. Let me use your at water. Try and get a lurk here. Left side might be open. He's got nothing. That might have pulled him on a field goal range. I'm going to call it a timeout. Third and 13. We know this is a pass. Ooh. That was a feed, and I missed. And I missed again. Bomber. All right, let's see if Megatron and Cheetah. Oh, it's not man. Tampa two. Little play action, a little rifle to the slot receiver, Hines Award. Nice catch. She can put Megatron on a whip. There he is. Probably not the time to figure out how to play offense. Slash not throw interceptions, but you got to start somewhere, right? Cheetah, beauty. Please don't fumble. Let's go. Okay, keep it simple. Now I'm going to score now. It's just whether or not I can stop my defense. Ooh, it's a man. Cheetah on the one. No, I'm going to get stood up on the one again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have an insane interior. I have Derek Henry. Dexter Lawrence pole blocks here. This is a touchdown. It has to be. That's an offside, sir. Just cross the shit. I'm going to get stood up again. Cheetah, I need you, buddy. What a catch. Holy shit. Fully bailed, fully bailed. But I'll take it. I only have one timeout. He also has a two minute warning. Big one, Woodson. Oh my God, we have let him up. He's taking so many crusher hits. Oh, Joey. We're hitting them so fucking hard. He's already fumbled twice. I seem to fumble again. Oh, he checked down. He doesn't want it. One more, Woodson. You got one more in you? Damn it. Hey, GGs, pitiful offense, but hey, the wheel of weights didn't quite pay off, but I had a good time building the squad. I never got to see a Sam Adams acrobat. I got to see a Sam Adams acrobat. It would have been a different story. Hey, well, appreciate you guys for watching as always. I hope you enjoyed. I'll see you in the next one. Peace.