 Little doggies, it's your misfortune and none of my own. Say the tie, I owe. Get along, you little doggies. You know that the fairy will be your new home. And now for the thrilling Lightning Gym adventure, Little Lord Bernard. Wally, wake up. It's me, Lightning. You ain't got no time for dreams now. I've got a letter for the Attorney General. That means what? We have it, brothers. Just held up a bank and closed it. Then I suppose he got orders to get them a tail. We got orders to get on a tail and stay there until we catch him. Oh, may that look like it'll be a long time before I get to finish that nice dream I was having. I can be with you, you've got to get some rest. Two days and two nights without a stop. Then every boy's ain't taking no rest neither. Well, at this rate, we won't be able to see them as we do catch them. We're going to camp at Buffalo Springs, right on the other side of this hill. I see, now that's the first footnote that happened two days. Yeah, that's spring now. See it round that bend? See, now can there be somebody else making camp there? This thing can't make me. Every boy? No, it would make camp right out in the open. Well, it looks like big porgy. We looked at Olympic courses and equipment. Now we'll have to camp there, too, Wally. There's only water for miles. Good on the hood. Good on the hood. Hello, stranger. Oh, hello there. Mind if we make camp here? No, I don't think so. We'll leave you know anyhow. Bye. Danger round here, ain't you? Yes, nice to meet you. Brent is my name. Why, you any relation to James Brent, to me, do you know? I am James Brent. Hey, hey, you, I didn't get a bit of that. That's your little boy, Mr. Brent? Yes, that's Bernard. Oh, boy, I'm 16 years old. I'm sorry, son. So you are Bernard? Of course I'm Bernard. Who'd you think I was? Oh, Bernard. Well, I thought maybe you must be King of England. Are these the new servants, Dad? Sure. Do they look like servants? Well, no. You are a bit untidy. They're like dinners. Yes, we're United States models. Oh, cop. Bernard. Well, I don't suppose there's much for an officer of the law to do way out here in the West. Well, we managed to keep busy. Well, we are after the Everett brothers. No, you stop there to get to see our threats before we go on. Oh, by the way, Mr. Brent, which way are you heading? Well, as soon as we get packed, we are going on toward Lunavista. No, no, we've never seen you. You can't go there. Just a minute, buddy. You see, Mr. Brent, to get to Lunavista, you've got to go through a rifle canyon. So my guide tells me. And that's the Stampin' Ground for the Everett brothers. Oh, so they had a most dangerous home break into this. They did shoot you at the drop of a hat five. Oh, these fellows out west are all the same. They like to make out that things are dangerous around here. You have to excuse Bernard for being so outspoken, Marshal. You see, I teach him to a certain extent. You teach him to act like this? Well, I thought he was born that way. To tell you the truth, however, I think Bernard is right. We also have hold up men in need, Marshal. But we know how to treat them. Oh, how do you treat them? Why, we just put them in jail. That's all. Boy, nothing to it, eh? Of course. We've got real cops out there. Bernard. Maybe they don't want to handle art, Los, but they certainly don't know how to handle kids. Why, they? Bernard is taught to be uninhibited. And then, you know, what does that mean? That means that he does as he pleases. Well, say no, that's a lucky thing. I don't uninhibited like that. Why? Because Bernard wouldn't sit down for a week by God. Oh, is that so? Well, Miss Venter, we ain't got no thought to stop you from going through Rifle Canyon. But I want to warn you again that take it very much, Marshal, but we're going. Just as soon as we get those horses back. Well, uh, well, the rest of you party. The rest? Well, this is all. Bernard, myself, the guide, and the valet. The valet on a camping trip? You don't think we're going to do our own work, do you? No, Bernard. I didn't think so. But, uh, what's all that equipment for? There's only four of you. Why, we have tents, a stove, cot, a bathtub, extra blankets, and a bathtub? Yes, a portable bathtub. We must have our bath every morning. You're going to take a bath every morning? Yeah, Mr. You must be off for good. Why, you on coast parking? Oh, uh, why didn't me be glad to help you break camp, Mr. Brent? Well, you say no, like, hey, remember to do something. We'd be glad to pay you for your health, Marshal. You don't know much about the west, Mr. Brent. Out here, everybody lends a hand whenever the cannon. Ain't no talk about pay. Well, I, I'm sorry. Why, you go help that fellow over yonder. That's free. The valet. He could you help? No, like, you know, I. No, I had why didn't. Well, all right, I'll go. Now he's just put his hand here in his head, and we're going to get it on this. I have to be servant or something. I say that, you. And I? Yeah, it's you, come over here. Are you the valet? Yes, I'm the valet. And then I'm supposed to help you. Oh, you must be the new servant. Hey, if it's servant, then tell him what he's doing. But me and his people think I'm servant. Well, anyway, put these blankets on that hole. See, now, they don't look too heavy for you to do. I did want to get my trousers foiled. Oh, I'll come to my man. I'll pay you for your troubles. You will pay more. Yes, I'll give you 10 cents. 10 cents? You will give me 10 cents? You know that I am a deputy United States Marshal? Oh, really? Deputy United States Marshal? Oh, that's right. Really? In that case, I'll give you 25 cents. Why, why, you don't want me to want you? Mr. Brent, his son Bernard, were their servant and guide left immediately for Lunavista. The two Marshal's made camp overnight, and the next morning again took to the trail of the outlaws. That evening, far off the road to Lunavista, they happened upon the camp of the Brents, where everything seems to be in heaven. Why, look there, Mr. Brent and his camp. You're like Mr. Silly Silly. Looks like there's some kind of sober too. Yeah, let's get over there. Come on, come on, come on, boy. Well, I don't see young Bernard around in the restaurant. Me neither. We are off the main road here. Something's wrong. Where are they? First underwood, where is he? Oh, yes, yes. Something wrong? Yes, about time some officers are locked in. So what happened? What happened? We were held up. That's what happened. Held up? Dream in, wearing black masks. They got away with $500. Yeah, but it's rather... Oh, believe me, that means you're on the right path. Yeah, as he gets the fire off the trail, we belong. But the guide, we fired the guide. Fired the guide? Yes, he talked back to Bernard. Did the guide talk back to Bernard so you fired him? Bernard must get the respect due here. Your lady's all bandaged. What's wrong with it? I fell from a horse. I broke my ankle. And that isn't all. Bernard's lost. Bernard left on his horse three hours ago to see if he could find the trail. And he hasn't come back yet. Mm-hmm. You're in a mess here. Lost, robbed, ankle broken, and Bernard lost. Yeah, what's the difference? As long as Bernard gets respect. Now I want you to find Bernard for me and then take us alone a bit more. We can't do that. I'll pay you well. You'll never learn, will you, Mr. Brandt? Never learn what? That you can't buy your way in and out of every place in the world. Marshall, I order you to find my son and lead us back to the rest. You order me? I have connections in Washington, Marshall. I can see that you lose your job. And furthermore, Listen to me, Mr. Brandt. Furthermore, if you don't do it. Shut up. Good heavens. First, I haven't been talked to that way in all my life. Well, it's time somebody started. Now look here. I'm not done. I said shut up. Now look here. You ain't talking to one of your secretaries now. I'll give you orders around here. And I will. Mr. Brandt? You interrupt me once more and so help me. We'll leave you here to wander around till the vultures start picking on your bones. You mean... You mean we starve? No, no, I don't reckon you starve. I didn't think so. No, you'd probably die at first first. What? You're made to run into up no idiom. Idiom? Hurt, cure, cure, cure. No, and that's all of the sense of making a group to do it. No, no, I'll pray that. But what do you want us to do? Well, Jake Emerson's very cheap off in here. He'll put you up. I'll give you the directions to get there. Me and Wyatt, you'll find a boy and bring it to you there. Go back without my son? I refuse. All right then. Find Bernard yourself. No, I never did like a kid anymore. No, no, no, no. Wait. I'll do it. I'll do what you say. We'll get you out of here and find your son on one condition. What's that? I could do exactly what I tell you. What up? All right. I agree. Fine. Now, why do you and that valley jester go and pack that portable bath tub there? They like me. You ain't going to. No, I ain't going to take a bath. We're going to rig up that bathtub on two of the horses to carry Mr. Brin to the Emerson Ranch. All right, liking. Come along, Mr. Radley. Where are we going? Have you heard what I just said? We're going to take down the bath tub. There we are. I see there are these new hires should help you. Well, I got the couple of goodies. I refuse to take orders from you. But I got something for you. You can be assured that I will most likely report this to you. Did you say you've got something for me? You are something I've been wanting to give you for a long time. Oh, what is it? Two cats. Well, that's nothing but your empty hands. Now, what? We have curl up the thing. Yes, you know what I got? What? A suit. That's right. No more scoots. We need that. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, my word, baby. You fucked me. No, I didn't like you. No, Mr. Radley. Help me take down this bath tub. I'll see the jobless couple if that's a matter of order. Oh, could I show you that they got an order? No, no, no, no, no. Very good, sir. I'll help you. I'll help you, Pa. No, no, everything's under control like this. Me and Mr. Radley are going to get the longest time from now on. After Mr. Branson his servant started back to the emerson ranch with explicit directions, the marshal set out to find Bernard. Late that evening, just as just was beginning to fall, they sighted him sitting distantly beside his horse. That's the milk. That's the boy. Where? Oh, yeah. I see. Hello, Bernard. Hello. Come on, buddy. Let's get over there. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, buddy. Come on. Come on. Come on, buddy. Come on. Come on. You may not see the look. He'sENTLE for you. Well, let's not wait any time. Bring me back to my father. Your father hurt his leg. We sent him back to the emerson ranch. Right then. Bring me back there. Ain't no time, Bernard, and we're on the trail of some outlawers. You'll have to come along with us until we've finished the jobs. And then we'll take you home. I want you to take me back to the ranch immediately. The outlaw are can wait. Let me say the outlaw's been開心 that you think I'm going to trace you around through the woods, looking for some crux. You're the only person I have for you. We are United States mortars, not the United States mercenaries. Just a second, Whitey. Son, we're after three outlaws, dangerous outlaws. Every day that they're free, there's a danger that some bank might be robbed. Some honest man killed. Well... Well, all right. I know you're here the right way. I'm very hungry and tired. Prepare something for me to eat and then get my bed ready. I can... I can... Let me pick you more money and deal some sense into this one. No, Whitey. Benard. I can't aim those sevens. Everybody just pitches in and helps. You mean you want me to work? No, that's the general idea. My father will hear of that. Yeah, I know he's gonna get our jobs and all that, but meanwhile until we get five, you'll take that axe and get some wood. I will not. All right then, no work, no eat. You mean you're... You mean that you can start doing right now or breaking yourself for the habit of eating? Ah! Mm-hmm. Well, it's good, isn't it? It's good, eh, Whitey? I have a little more beans, Whitey. No, thank you. Can't you eat another bite? Mm-hmm. Looks like the last little restaurant to scoot away, huh? You... you're not gonna throw that away. He's got the place in there. He's cooking me later. No, wait, I'll... I'll pay you for that, please. Yes, you might just well throw away now, Whitey. Here you are. Well, headboard... No, no, no, no, wait, wait a minute. Wait, I'll... I'll... I'll get the firewood. Can Lightning and Whitey successfully trail and capture the outdoors with the added handicap of having with them Bernard Brent, the spoiled youngster? In a moment, we will hear part two of the Lightning Kim adventure, Little Lord Bernard. And now for part two of the Lightning Kim adventure, Little Lord Bernard. Well, I think the trail is getting more. Right, Whitey. Right around here somewhere. My name is Jim Whipple. Bernard all right back there. Oh, he's sparring right behind us. He likes to keep himself that boy, Doc. Yeah, but he's coming around the last couple days, Whitey. Yeah, he don't crumble so much. But I still think he's a brat. Yeah, he's a spoiled brat. But you know Whitey, I think that boy's got to make him. And he can be plenty ordinary. He's upbringing, that's what it is. If he stay out doing the trail a week, his own father wouldn't know it. Well, then I hope you don't have to stay out there for any... Say, let's pull up here for a minute, Whitey. I want to take a good look at this trail. Well, look at this. Hold up for a minute, Bernard. Go and take a look at the trail. All right. You begin to handle that horse like a cow hand, Bernard. You really think so? I do. I've been doing right well lately with helping out, and all. Maybe later, if we've got some time, I'll give you some pointers on riding. Will you? Hold. Oh, I guess when I get back to that, he can hire all the riding and stuff as I want. He's still a brat like me. I'm almost giving up on myself, Whitey. Say, let's just give you a look at that trail. Yeah. Yeah, Bernard, me and Whitey's going to hit the scout about an hour. You wait for us here. All right. And listen, Bernard, don't make a fire. Them Everett boys is around, Jim. Fire might give us a way. All right. Let's go, Whitey. Now, don't forget, Bernard, no fire. Well, that's where we left Bernard, right in the middle of Goldie there. Yeah, Whitey. As soon as we get him, we're going to get the Everett. Oh, that trail looks pretty hot. Yeah, but don't know if we're trailing them. We can just fire them. Yeah, no we can't, I'm not. We can. See, that's a loop. Smoke. There's a fire there. So that's where we left Bernard. See? Get over there, Whitey. Come on. Come on, boy. Come on. Something must be wrong. Bernard knows it wasn't a light no fire. Give it to Everett for him to catch. Well, fine. There's Bernard alone. Who? Who? Yes. Yes. Bernard, anything wrong? No, nothing's wrong. No, but didn't you fight your hoot at that? I did. You did? But we told you not to. Well, I was cold. Whitey. Whitey. Put out that fire, Whitey. What night can I tell you he needs to go and get spanked? All right. Now put it off. Bernard, can't you understand that we own a trail of dangerous outlaws? If they see the smoke of that fire, it might mean alive. Well, I wasn't going to freeze just because of some old outlaws. They might get much more uncomfortable if they have this old piece of... All right, boys. We got them up. Ah. Thank a lot for laden with their lightning. We hadn't seen the smoke. We wouldn't have known you was trailing it. Well, don't think. Or think, little Lord Bernard over there. Never now. We just stayed cold, Bernard. Yeah. This he would have stayed in New York till he come from. Now we've got more shows in there. A little mascot. All trussed up like Thanksgiving turkey. Well, you've got us dead to rights. What you going to do now? What do you think? Your armors ain't fooled enough to murder us? And get the whole United States government ever? Ha-ha. None of that. And what are you going to do? Nothing. Nothing? That's right. Nothing. We're going to leave you just the way you are right now. Head for the border. I mean, leave us outside up. You catch doing quick. You know that we ain't got a chance to get out to have it our hands and legs tight. No, ain't that too bad. But we can't help it if you're starved to death here. That's kind of what it is. If you put a bullet through it. Yeah, but the law can't prove it. The law is just the evidence. Now you wanted to know what we was going to do. And I told you. Well, we let out, Frank. Bill and me is going to do a little scout. You know what for? Yeah, we're going to backtrack these lawmen and see if there's any more humbries looking for us. They said they was alone. That's when you think you could trust the law, man. You stay here and watch them, Frank. They'll be back soon. As soon as we know the coast is clear, we'll pull right to the border. All right, now. All right, Frank. Yeah, though. While we're going, you can make a little coffee. It'll feel good when we get back. All right, all right, you guys. Always leave the work to me. That's it, Frank. Yeah. Don't forget that coffee, Frank. Yeah, make coffee. Make a fire. I gotta do everything. Hey, here, bub. You can make a fire, can't you? May? Who'd you think I was talking to? Well, sure I can make a fire, but not when I'm tied up. Well, I'll soon fix that. Here, I'll untie you. Good. Yes. Good. Easy now. He'll tie you up like he takes your assassin. Ow. Now, you're untied. Now, what do you want me to do? I told you what I want you to do. Get some wood. Make a fire and put on coffee. Yes, sir. And I'm going to sit right by this tree over here and watch you. Well, you don't think... This 45 will be laying right next to me. One false move out at you, and you'll never get to see your pappy again. You got that? Yes, sir. Then get going. Oh, it feels good. This ain't such a bad idea. Hey, Marshall, I... I'm also sorry for what I did. Yeah, it's too late to be sorry now, Bernard. No, you should have taught me this when you lived the fight here. Oh, there was only something I could do, L.A. It's time you learned, Bernard, that you don't... Look at him. He's asleep. Yeah, it looks like he is ready. Yeah. You think maybe we... Call to him, Bernard. I'm not too loud. Just see if he's sleeping. Get him out. All right. Your coffee's ready, mister. Hey, mister, your coffee's ready. Don't be sleeping all right. This is a can. Uh, hold me, Bernard. What do you want me to do? I'll do it honestly, will I? He's become untimely. This is so pleasant to hear. Go ahead. Wait a minute. Bernard. He's asleep. Get that gun he's got next to him. All right, London. He's asleep? Nope. We've got to take a chance, what is it? He's out there. He kept it going like this. He's got it, right? He's out there. He's got it high in there. He's awake. Hold the gun on him. All right. Put him up. Put him up. Oh, he's not. He's tied off. He's tied. Are you up, Bernard? All right. Come on. Hey. Hey, where is that coffee? Hey, what's going on? Put the gun on him, Bernard. Put your hands in the air, or I'll shoot. Where did you get that gun? Hold it on him, Bernard. Let me go up in a second. He's awake from here. I'll fire. No, Bob. I ain't going to hurt you. Look out, Bernard. He's trying to hook him. I ain't going to try and nothing. He's up next to me. He's tied. He's going out of his way. I can just get his clothes off. He ain't going out because I'm going to tie up good right now. Not if I can help him. Let go of me. You're crazy. Get up. Wait a minute. Hold it for just a second, Bernard. Hold it on me. Get the rope off. Well, you won't have him off for long. I can't hear about that. There, there's one for you. There's one for the kids. Good boy, Captain. Good, you knocked him. He's not cool. Yeah. You alright? Yes, yes. I'm alright. Thank you. You like to meet this? Who's this? They're coming back. The gun. Where's the gun, Bernard? I don't know. He knocked it off into the storage area. Well, we ain't got time to look for it now. You have Bernard, help me prop this umbra up against the tree. Come on. Sure, sure. Left hand... There he is. Yeah, I know you look like you're still here. Yeah. Now, but aren't you going to get me water? Look for that drum at the same time. If you find it, pass it to me. All right, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm going to tie you in. And you'll sit down like you were still tied. Well, let's leave. Yeah. Just a little soup. Hey, Bob, what are you doing there? Well, Frank told me to get some wood for the fire. Frank looks like he did that plenty easy. Huh. Maybe I'll get off in this horse. Huh? What do you think? Well, our dogs couldn't get away. Hey, Bob, what's that? You just picked up. Look, I'm just a piece of wood. Hey, give me a... Hey, come on. Hey, I've got it. Right in the gun. What? That's the law, man. Let's go. You got me, El. Stop that gun now. You'll get the same things in. All right. Don't shoot my hands, hereup. There is your horse already, Mr. Wren. You've got to let it go in a minute. Thank you for everything you've done, Mr. Emerson. I'll point now. But I still think you're foolish. To go into that raffle can you look as though you're a boy? as long as I could. I've got to go after it. Well, it's not like I did, Mr. Ben. If lightens up my head, boy, I'll like to make goody. Well, I am going, nevertheless. And, oh, well, wait, look at it. Well, look, John, is that, well, well, why, there's three horsemen. Yes, I suppose two marshals, all right? Well, why, there's a youngster, William. Good. But it isn't Bernard. It must be some kid from here about. Bernard doesn't ride like that. Well, it looks like it was long enough, so... Come on, Dad. Bernard? It is Bernard. I knew it. I knew it. Bernard, are you all right? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, Dad, I had that swell of time. You're all right, son. You're all right. Oh, sure I'm all right. The marshals found me and then the outlaws found us, and then we... Outlaws. Mr. Brest, your son captured the three evils of the brothers practically single-handed. You'll be left in and torn in the hoots, son. Outlaws. But how long? I'll tell you all about it, Dad, just as soon as I unsaddle my heart. It's Bernard. And, Dad, please don't call me Bernard anymore. Call me, call me, but we have one of the men on saddle your horse for you. Oh, now that it's time you learned that we Westerners always unsaddle our own horses. And so ends another thrilling chapter in the lives of those two famous marshals, Lightning Jim Whipple and Whitey Larson.