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Published on Oct 5, 2011
**Update, bleh, I'm gonna unlist this vid. That damn collab project is never gonna happen and clop has become a bit of a touchy subject to put out there these days. Wouldn't mind putting forth some sort of effort to make BMike a bit more kid-friendly or something. Vid's staying up, don't worry, it's just not public.**
Alright, so I decided to set this as a public video. A word of warning, though, it's a rap about masturbation. And some of it's pretty vulgar.
That said, this is for the This Is Why I Clop collaboration being run by good friend Mic the Microphone. Hope those of you who can handle some sexy lyrics like it. Sorry to any family members who happen upon this.
Lyrics: This is why I clop This is why I clop This is why This is why This is why I clop This is why I clop This is why I clop This is why This is why This is why I clop I clop it at the flanks I watch it for the plot This is why This is why This is why I clop I'm cloppin' day and night Ain't ever gonna stop This is why This is why This is why I clop
This is why I clop I love the thirty-four I'm lookin' at the ponies gettin' nailed on the floor Megasweet and Crookedtrees Cartoonlion and Ottanta They make me clop all day even if I didn't want ta
It's Rarity on Sweetie She's takin' her to town Marsh-mallow Fluff, gettin' on the pony gowns It's Luna and Celestia Big Mac and AppleBloom You know what's goin' down, you hear them neighin' in their rooms
Her name is Rainbow Dash, And she can dash-off But when AJ tries to do it all the classy ponies scoff They turn their heads and sneer "Y'all, I just wanna jack" A sonic raingasm when she's ridin' Rainbow's back
The mayor mare's a freak You know this to be true Hits ponies with her whip until they're shootin' pony goo She's into pony bondage Her hooves locked up with cuffs She's ready for the spring, she spent all winter wrapped up
This is why I clop This is why I clop This is why This is why This is why I clop This is why I clop This is why I clop This is why This is why This is why I clop I clop at they' ass They' tits and they' socks This is why This is why This is why I clop When Twilight gets enraged She' lookin' pretty hot This is why This is why This is why I clop
Yo, Rarity is sexy But she really is a prude Leavin' Blueblood with blue balls, because he's actin' really rude. But that's just stallions And her destiny's a rock Double-team by Tom and Rocky with their metamorphic cocks
My gallery is full Of Derpy Hooves and Dinky They' wearin' in sexy outfits like an Appleloosan Pinkie They're naked all the time They're sexy when they're dressed In positions so seductive, yo they're leavin' me impressed
I'm envious of Snails Just lookin' at his piece He's packin' fifty inches, man that colt's a fuckin' BEAST. Fellatin' on himself It's pretty fuckin' long All the blood inside his brain just gets rerouted to his dong
Trixie is so great, Powerful and that's that It's time to fuck when she puts on her robe and wizard hat But Discord's magic's better And Trixie's rear is fissile "Draconequus, I'll get it when I cast my magic missile"