 There was a lady called Janet who went to a library on Thanet. She saw it was blatant, the inquiry desk vacant. So she thought to herself, should I manage? My name is Hadley Sutton and I'm now the reference team leader in Asian-African studies within the British Library. I do have one and it's a very strange item. It's the necronomicon, an old ancient manuscript which can be used as a spell to summon spirits from other worlds to Earth. Friendly, diligent, curious.