 Oh good evening me lords, me ladies. Seven blessings to ya. You didn't even have an accent. I did! You said seven blessings to ya. Bro, I thought I had an accent, I tried. Okay, so every time Game of Thrones stars, I instantly feel so nervous because... Because who, what's gonna happen? I don't know. They can put anyone off. I'm still on that whole I hope I follow a long thing, you know what I'm saying? I don't want to be sitting here like lost. I feel like I'm doing okay. I would say the dumbest Game of Thrones thing we did was we thought it was Winterville. Yeah, that's true. That was a lot me and Thon Addison that first thing. I was still trying to figure out what all these things were, like Hand of the King and all that. Oh yeah. And I called, uh, what did I call Taiwan? Tyrone. I called him Tyrone when I was sure. We just called Missandei last time Melissa, so... We're still not good with the names. Too nervous. Too nervous. You think he's gonna fight Jamie for him? I wouldn't pick Jamie. She'd fallen in love with me. That deal we made, it was everything Father wanted. He gets you back as is there and he ships me off to Castle Black out of sight at last. It felt good to take that from him. Well, it does sacrifice any of us. Not you. You're the golden son. You could kill a king, lose a hand. Your own sister, you'll always be the golden son. Dang yeah. He's done a lot. I'm the last friend you've got. That is true too. At least I got to tell them what they really are. Yes, brilliant speech. They'll be talking about it for days to come. I thought you were a realist. Didn't realize you'd die for pride. Don't give up on me just yet. I survived one trial by combat, even though you weren't there to save me. I can't save you this time. Thank you, Bron. Is Bron gonna save him? My training has proved that I can't beat a stable boy with my left hand. Where's your sense of adventure? Even if you lose, imagine the look on Father's face when you fall. Our family names snuffed out with a single swing of the sword. To the stem chain. Bron fought for me once. He'll do it again. If he wins, I expect I'll be in his debt for the rest of my life. If he wins, who does Cersei plan on naming as a champion? I hope it's Samaritan's rant. I'd enjoy watching Bron disembowel that pompous child-beater. No, not Samaritan. Who's it gonna be? The problem is I don't know who that is, because like Seacast and so... That's who Cersei's thinking. So, Greggil. Oh, so it's... Welcome to the capital. Isn't the mountain... That's who I was thinking it was, but... But he was a different guy last season. They said in the comments that he gets recast, though. They said he gets recasted, like, all the time. Right. Well, I didn't want to say the mountain, because I thought I was about to be dead wrong. Yeah, well, I didn't know either, but when she said... She's Mr. Greggil. Mm-hmm, yeah. Could be food. Could be soldiers. See, it's probably symbolic that she is a white horse, and he is a black horse. Mm-hmm. Just like an gladiator. Or maybe black and white horses are just common. You know? I don't know. Yeah, you're probably right. You shouldn't be sitting out here like this. I tried to walk back to Mihut. I had too much, and I remember they burnt Mihut down. Mm. Who were they? I stopped asking a while ago. The ominous they. That's not going to get better. Haven't you had enough? I know. Time to go. Take matters into my own hands. The thought has occurred to me. So, why go on? Habit. Nothing could be worse than this. Maybe nothing is worse than this. Nothing isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing. Who are you? My name's Arya. Arya Stark. You're her father. Her captain. Bringing her to her own for ransom. The phoenix has changed. He's dying, so they're just telling him the truth. Sorry, y'all. I just had to use the chamber pot. The chamber pot. Shay was in there, emptying it. No, she wasn't. Because I don't like her right now. Yeah, I don't like her either. We're not besties. What is up with you? Always held to the notion of fair exchange. You know my dealings. You give me, I give you. So, he was an honest man, huh? Yeah. A balance. No balance anymore. Because I have a drink. Dying is thirsty work. That's like nice of them, like... We should wear wine. So do I. That was the bottom out of his misery, though. Yeah, that was a beautiful moment in a way. Like, it was so... That's where the heart is. Man. That's how you kill a man. What's going on? Yeah, he looks familiar. What's your name? Rouge. Thank you. You're stupid. That where the heart is? You're learning. That guy was really dumb. That's our Aria. How does anyone in this world live past the age of like 23? How do they live to be 12? They just walk up in stabby right in the chest. No problem. Lord Snow. I feel like that he's trolling him when he says that. This is no place for wild beasts. Lock him away or I'll let Hobb throw him in tonight's stew. Go ahead and try. Come on, Ghost. Mantis army was closing in on Craster's Keep when we left. We saw their campfires from Osric's Hill. They'll reach the wall before the next full moon. Surprised you didn't ride over and say hello? The king be on the wall as your old friend, isn't he? We need to prepare. We've been preparing. We should seal the tunnel. Tunnel? Aye. Plug it with rocks and ice. Flood it and let it freeze. And how would we range north? We wouldn't. Cowards! You cut off our legs. Look out our eyes. Leave us cowering behind the wall hoping for the storm to pass. We can't defend the gate against 100,000 men. This castle has stood for thousands of years. The Night's Watches defended her for thousands of years. And in all those centuries, we have never sealed the tunnel. Have you ever seen the giant's? Yeah, so you came all in? I have. The tunnel's gate won't stop them. The bars on those gates are four inches thick. Cold rolled steel. And they won't stop them. Remind me which order you belong to, Lord Snow. The stewards are the stewards responsible for maintaining the tunnel. No. Who would that be? You're so passive aggressive. Goodness gracious. The builders are the builders. Lord Snow here recommends sealing the tunnel. Leaving us unable to carry out our duties as sworn brothers of the Night's Watch. Do you agree with him? He's like a little bit. No. Man, you felt obligated to say no. Given your deep knowledge of the Wildling Army, Lord Snow, you and Tali will take night duties atop the wall until the full moon. Disrespectful, bro. He's like, dang it. He's dressed crazy. But isn't he of like a... My lord. Why are you dressed like this? I don't know. He's like, with the dress? You have new clothes. You got paid up, huh? Oh. Gloves of Dosekin. I've been a bit busy. Doing what? Buying new clothes. My longsome bachelor days are over. I'm to wear Lollis Stokeworth. Lollis Stokeworth. She doesn't strike me as your sort of girl. I wouldn't say I have a single sort of girl. She's dimwitted. If I wanted wits, I'm out of you. When my sister arranged this love match, did she mention that Lollis has an older sister? Feliks, I didn't know about the older sister. Then you understand the rules of inheritance. Feliks is 40 in baron. She still gets Castle Stokeworth when her father dies. She does. Unless she happens to perish before her father, then Lollis gets the castle. Uh-oh. Ladies fall from their horses and snap their pretty necks all the time. You and my sister deserve each other. Weren't they married in real life? Don't look to come here. That's what they say, yeah. They don't want to be in scenes together. They don't stand each other, or whatever. You once said, if anyone ever asked me to sell you out, you'd double their price. Is it two wives you want all two castles? One of eight should do. If you want me to kill them out in for you, it better be a damn big castle. I've been looking for this one. Castles at the moment, but I can offer you gold and gratitude. I have gold. What can I buy with gratitude? You might be surprised. Lannister always pays his debts. Your sister's a Lannister too. My wife is heir to Winterfell. If I emerge from this with my head still on my shoulders, I may one day rule the north in her name. I could carve you out a big piece of it. If and may and could. It's bloody cold up north. Lollies is soft and warm and close. Is he frightened you so much? And be a bloody fool if he didn't frighten me. He's freakish big and freakish strong, and quicker than you'd expect for a man of that size. He looks dumb though, donny. Who? The mountain. So tired of acting at me. I'm not gonna say it. Get him off his feet tonight. You might challenge me up. But one misstep, and I'm dead. Why should I risk it? Because you're my friend. Aye, I'm your friend. And when have you ever risked your life for me? In the black water, he did it for everybody. But I guess I did it wrong. Yeah, they're even on that. Pumped little shit that you are. I just like myself more. I understand. And he did it for himself, because his head would have been had. Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart. That's what I liked about you in the first place. Honestly, that just broke my heart. We had some good days together. Yes, we did. Oh my gosh, I feel like no one's gonna fight for him. For Tyrion? Yes, because that's all, that's what I thought. Oh my god. I suppose I'll have to kill the mountain myself. Let's go, Tyrion. I'll back you, my boy. You've got a great song. I hope to hear him sing it one day. Oh my gosh. Babe, what if he does? What if he kills the mountain? I just don't see it happening. Yeah man, I feel so bad for Tyrion. Poor dude. How did you get in here? Your door is well guarded. It's your window, it's not. Creepy. He's got flowers? I swam to an island a mile offshore for these. These are my private quarters. If I want you here, I will summon you. Forgive me, my queen, I live to serve you. Tell me why you're here. Came to ask a favor. I only have two talents in this world. War and women. You are staying here in Maureen. It's a rule. Here in Maureen, I cannot pursue my talents. I've ordered the second sons to patrol the streets to stop the revenge killing. You've ordered us to be knight. And as for women, there are thousands in Maureen you can pursue. There's only one, and she does not want me. You swam me your sword. My sword is yours till the day I die. So if I want you to stay here and patrol the streets. I know, right? He's swearing the wrong sword. Send me to kill your enemies. Any enemy, anywhere. Let me do what I do best. Was he like a bounty hunter? He wants to be, that's his talent. Do what you do best. Take off your clothes. There you go. I wasn't expecting that though. I wasn't either. I was really not expecting that. When she says that, you think he'll leave on the scarf? Nah, she wants to pull on it. Where's Dora? Come in, my queen. I didn't mean to disturb you, my lady. You could never disturb me. I just wanted to speak with you before we left. Could you bring me that vial over there? Cruella de Vil over here. Blue one. Geez. A blue vial? No, no, no. Not that one. You don't even want to touch that one. That's the one. I would be like, I didn't mean to knock. When I looked into the flames this morning, the Lord spoke to me. He said, tonight, you will have your last good bath in a long while. Make it count. So you got distinct for a minute? A joke. Not a very good one, I'm afraid. That joke was terrible. Humor isn't my strength. Because most jokes are lies. This is, she's married to Stannis. If the lies, my lady, are they best avoided? Most of these powders and potions lies. Deceptions to make men think they witnessed our Lord's power. Once they step into his light, they will see the light for what it was. A trick that led them to the truth. And a drop of this in any man's wine will drive them wild with lust. Did you use it with Stannis? No. She's like, dang it. Don't be upset. Men never crave what they already have. It's only flesh that needs what it needs. I would have slapped the tar out of her. The service of the Lord can ever be called a sin. You keep telling yourself that, lady. I thank God every day for bringing it to us. And Stannis to you, he wants to bring Sharim with us. I think that would be ill-advised. I don't know if her doubt is real or simply meant to spite me, but whichever the case, she should stay home. I kind of don't know where they're going. Wolfondo. That is impossible. Why? You don't need powders and potions, my queen. You are strong enough to look into the Lord's light and see his truth for yourself. Tell us what you see. However hard she is. However hard for us to understand. When we set sail, your daughter must be with us. Why? The Lord needs her. Oh, I don't like the way that sounds, man. I might have to hop off Team Stannis hard. Jorah the Andal. What's up with that? To see our queen. She's in a good mood. That means he's a Westerosi, right? If he's an Andal? Oh, Jorah's mad low key. Geez, Jorah. Yeah, because he's like up in the morning. He's like, I will never leave her side again. You're here, Addy. Late to them some. That's some aggressive. You neither approve nor trust. Why would I, the man's a sell-sword? Didn't you fight for the golden company before pledging your sword to my brother? I did. I trust you. Dario Naharis killed his captains. How could you ever have faith in a man like that? I could never have faith in a man like Dario. That's why I've sent him and the second sons to retake Yonkai. You have? I have. Without you there to rule Calicia, I fear the masters will simply by their time wait for the invaders to leave and reassert control. That is why I've ordered Dario to execute every master in Yonkai. The masters tear babies from their mother's arms. They mutilate little boys by the thousands and treat men like beasts, as you said yourself. Herding the masters into pens and slaughtering them by the thousands is also treating men like beasts. The slaves, you free. Brutality is all they've ever known. If you want them to know something else, you'll have to show it to them. And repay the slavers with what? Kindness, a fine, a stern warning. Tempting to see your enemies as evil. All of them. But there's a good and evil on both sides in every war ever fought. Let the priests argue of a good and evil. Slavery is real. They're sold men into slavery, Calicia. And now, you are helping me show them to freedom. I wouldn't be here to help you if Ned Stark had done to me what you want to do to the masters of Yonkai. Oh, wow. I mean, that's just obvious logic. The man who came to me the other day about burying his father, Hisdarzol Lorak. He will accompany the Second Sons and serve as my ambassador to Yonkai. He will tell the masters what has happened in Maureen. They can live in my new world, or they can die in their old. Go and catch Daria before he leaves. Tell him I changed my mind. Well, I know one thing he's for sure. Things can't stay the same. Right, but that was a good point that he made about Ned, though, because, yeah, he could have killed him for slavery, too. Tell him you changed my mind. He said, yeah, alpha male move right there. I'm like, get him. You're doing it wrong. I just love that. You need to make a horrible bit there. Why, that sounds like you playing Rock-A-League. No, it doesn't at all. I know you don't like fire, but if you don't do it right. No fire. It'll only take a second. It won't hurt that much. No fire. He's for real, Aria. You see a scar? Shut up, I've heard it. Shut up, I've heard everything. No rewards worth this much trouble. We should never lay eyes on you. But then she'd be dead, bro. You say your brother gave you that sword. My brother gave me this. Press me to the fire like I was a nice, juicy mutton chop. Thought I stole one of his toys I didn't steal and I was just playing with it. Oh, childhood trauma. Pain was bad, smell was worse. But the worst thing was that it was my brother who did it and my father who protected him told everyone my bedding caught fire. You think you're on your own? Let me wash it out and help you sew it up at least. Aw. Man, that'd be tough. Imagine your dad, oh yeah, his bedding caught fire. Knowing he did it maliciously. Right, while his brother's sitting there smirking about it. But I guess this is kind of hyping up the mountain that scares me for Tyrion. But a comfort never hurts anyone. I think we can treat ourselves to a feather bed for the night and a hot meal not cooked by you. Don't start expecting silk underclothes. Not working for your formal order any longer. Yes, my lady. They're good drunk. Yeah, you don't order for Tyrion anywhere. Kidney pie is wonderful. Oh, it's hot pie. Doing my best. The good kidney pie is all about the ingredients. Oh, he loves hot kidney pie. Oh, the water, eggs, milk, and the meat. Peace time or not, getting your hands on a good bottom round steak and Carl's kidneys is not easy. He's like a little Gordon Ramsay. I know. He's so passionate. He started on the gravy. Very difficult to get right. See, a lot of people give up on the gravy. And not give up on the gravy. No gravy, no pie. That's true. Nice armor. You a knight. Basically. No. People with armor is usually knights and keeps landing though, aren't you? From there myself originally. Flea boss and born and bred. We're looking for summer. Summer in particular. Maybe they came in here. Sun's a Stark, but she may be using a different name. Starks. That's crazy. I know. Is he going to say he knows Arya or not? What, like, them not from winter hell. Winterville, bro. No. Ain't seen anyone like that. Oh, there was all traitors. Don't need no traitors in here. Is he protecting her? To their mother, Captain Stark. He's protecting Arya. It's water. I bring her daughters home. Sure, I can't get you a bit more kidney pie. Isn't that, like, a beautiful spot to, like, cook pies though? Mm-hmm. Like, jeez. He's, I'm kind of happy for him. Because he doesn't have to be on the road with all that craziness. He's not built for it. It's nothing, my lady. You wouldn't be screwing your face up like that if it was nothing. I don't want to offend my lady, truly, I do. They're not interesting enough to be offensive. The Lannisters want Lady Sansa. The Lannisters have money. I don't think we should be telling people we're searching for Lady Sansa. Dang, bud. Some good advice though. She took it. Do you see that? Can I have a word? What about? Not kidney pie? You seem like a proper lady. No, someone who could be trusted. Never met no Sansa Stark, but I know her sister, Arya. Let's go on that path. Mm-hmm. No one's seen Arya Stark since her father was beheaded. She's presumed dead. She weren't the one our last spoke to her. What was that? Heading up north for the night's watch. She was all dressed up as a boy. Well, like your ladyship, only without the armor. Going by the name, Arya. The Lannisters took us prisoner. We escaped. And the brother had took us prisoner. They sold me to the inn keep. They were going to sell Arya to her mother at River Run. Along with another prisoner. Big ugly fellow. Found mouth and a face like a half burnt ham. Not friendly. The ham. That's the one. Look, if you find him, could you give her this? This one turned out better. Oh. That was so sweet. And it looked so much better this time. You would say? It was good advice though. But it still was good. Yeah. Mother's dead. Grandfather's dead. Mulder Frey is singing you Lord of River Run. Brotherhood isn't going to river run. I'll take it to the eerie, my lady. Why the eerie? Her aunt. Lysa Arryn. Captain Stark's sister. She's Arya's last living relative with money. She hates the Lannisters. Lord Tyrion made sure I knew which house married which. And who hated who. That sounds so cute. What a good spire. You sure about this? Dang. Into working the road. I wish there was a sign. Right. That said the eerie and not the eerie. Maybe they do that so people that aren't from there don't know. You know what I mean? Be careful Tyrion. Imagine you'd be back at the brothel at this hour. Cersei approached me. We spoke a great deal about her daughter. How worried your sister is about her. She was trying very hard to pretend she had not come to sway me against you. Making honest feelings do dishonest work is one of her many gifts. It was difficult for her to hide her true intentions. This rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. She desperately wants to see you killed. She didn't need to bother you. It looks as though I've taken care of that myself. The joy she will feel when my head leaves my neck. She's wanted this for a long time. Yes I know. We met you and I many years ago. I think I would have remembered that. You had just been born. Our father brought me and my sister Elia with him on a visit to Casterly Rock. My first time away from Dorn. I didn't like anything about the rock. Not the food. Not the weather. Not your accents. Nothing. He made sure to throw that in. But the biggest disappointment? You. You and my family have more in common than you might admit. The whole way from Dorn all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. That is so jacked up man. This piece of his body tail between his legs claws one red eye. The privates of both a girl and a boy. That would have made things so much easier. When we met your sister she promised she would show you to us. Every day we would ask. Every day she would say soon. Then she and your brother took us to your nursery and she unveiled if free. Your head was a bit large. Your arms and legs were a bit small but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs. Just a tiny pink. We didn't try to hide our disappointment. That's not a monster. I told Cersei. That's just a baby. Aw, does he look normal? And she said he killed my mother. And she pinched your little f*** so hard I thought she might pull it off. And then the brother made her stop. It doesn't matter. She told us. Everyone says he will die soon. I hope they are right. He should not have lived this long. Wow. Soon or later they always gets what she wants. And what about what I want? Justice for my sister and her children. If you want justice. You've come to the wrong place. I disagree. I've come to the perfect place. I want to bring those who have wronged me to justice and all those who have wronged me are right here. I will begin with Sir Gregor Clegane to kill my sister's children and then f*** her with their blood still on his hand before killing her too. So what you saying, big dog? I will be your champion. Yes. I hope he's a good fighter. I don't know. That's so crazy. So he's going to go fight the mountain? I thought it was going to be Tyrion. I thought Tyrion was about to kill the mountain and I was going to start not believing the show that much. No, Jill Baranus. Whoa. This is shot so beautifully. You think she's just happy because it's like her home because it's like north feeling? Yeah, like the snow. She's like a husky. She didn't really have like a childhood, man. She pretty much like got just shipped off the King's Landing to see a bunch of traumatic stuff. And this kid has just been breastfed. Hello, Robin. We're way too long. What are you doing? I'm building my home Winterfell. Why did you leave? It's a long story. I stay here in Erie. Mother says it's dangerous on the road and I have to keep myself safe. I'm the Lord of the Vale and the Lord of the Vale is a very important person. Yes, you certainly are. When will you go back? Probably never. My family doesn't live there anymore and someone burned it down. Does Winterfell have a moon door? No, I'm afraid not. It's not high up in the mountains. It's down on the ground. That sounds dangerous. How do you make people fly? We don't. What do you do with all the bad people? People you don't like? I never did anything with them at all. I'm the Lord of the Vale. When I grow up, I'll be able to fly anybody who bothers me. Or you. When we get married, tell me if you don't like somebody and then we can bring them back here and whoosh! Brace through the moon door. I like the sound of that. Let's put a moon door in your Winterfell. It can go in here in this big tower. Be careful. You've ruined it and I'm going to have to rebuild the whole thing. I didn't ruin it. You did. It was already ruined because it didn't have a moon door. You didn't ruin it! Damn! They're both kind of... Oh! Why does she do that? That's not good. Littlefinger's going to have to defend her and it's going to make him look terrible. I shouldn't have done that. No. His mother should have. Consider it a step in the right direction. He's in there agreeing. Let me worry about Aunt Liza. Look, her hand hurts. I'm going to see it again. If you want to build a better home, first you must demolish the old one. That's why he likes all these ruined places. Why did you do that? Tell me why. I loved your mother more than you could ever know. In a better world, one where love could overcome strength and duty. You might have been my child. Creepy as- But not at all, though. That's not how that would have worked. You don't live in that world. So he's saying if the universe was right, I would be your dad in a sense because we would have been together. You're more beautiful than she ever was. No. Don't do it, Littlefinger. Pitofinger. Oh no. No. This is so bad. This is so bad. Oh my god. I'm genuine. Bro, I am shocked right now. You are gross, bro. I mean, I know that's just the norm right now. I feel like he did that to be manipulative. Yeah, he is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. It wasn't because he like wants that, though. He knew that she was looking. He's not stupid. You wanted to see me out nicer? She's next to that door. Come here, Sansa. Uh-oh, I'll be like, let's talk right here, you know, next to the door. After I just slapped your son up. Do you know how far the fall is? No. Neither do I, precisely. Hundreds of feet. It's fascinating what happens to bodies when they hit the rock from such a height. The impact breaks them right apart, like eggs dropped on the floor. I know what you did. I'm so sorry, Aunt Lysa. I never should have hit Robin. I know it. You kissed Pito, didn't you? Don't you understand? I saw you. Oh. You can't lie to me, because I saw it with my own eyes. Oh, she's pretty. I pulled a lighter. Oh my god, Sansa. You gotta push her down there. Oh my god, oh my god. My father, my husband, my sister, they all stood between us, and now they're all dead. That's what happens to people who stand between Pito and me. Look down, look down, look down. Lysa, let her go. You want her? Let her go. She's just like her mother. She'll never love you. I lied for you. I killed for you. Why did you bring her here? Why? This is twisted. Let her go, Lysa. Oh my gosh. Thank god. Oh my sweet wife. My sweet silly wife. Poor Sansa, man. Yeah, this is so traumatic for her, dude. I have only loved one woman. It ain't you. She thinks it is. Your sister. He pushed her in the hole, bro. Oh my gosh, little finger. She's crazy. He is the craziest person in this whole stuff. I'm an idiot. I'm sitting there watching this whole thing unfold and I didn't even think little finger was about to do that. Me either. Oh my gosh, I shouldn't have known. Because, no, the reason why is because he's like, she's like in charge of that whole thing. Well, that's exactly what I'm sitting there thinking. Like, there's just no way he'd be so bold. But he's bold, man. That guy is. Holy cow, guys. So, man, that was, what was the episode seven? Episode seven. So, basically, man, the biggest takeaway from this is little finger is just the most conniving, manipulative, on-the-spot, rootin', shootin', pullin' from the hip. Freakin' dude, you'll ever meet. And that man's crazy. There's a new order. What's the little boy's name? Robin. He is gonna just be, what's gonna happen to him? Are they gonna have to throw him out the window? Well, you know what's crazy? Is little finger married, Liza? Like, at a perfect time. Remember, she was like, but she wanted to do it, remember? He convinced her to think, like, let's get married today, like, right now. So, they got married immediately. So, like, that's little fingers now, right? I don't think it's Robbins. It's little fingers. And people don't really care about this, you know, this, the semantics of it, man. They don't really care about who did what and all that. I mean, at the end of the day, the order is the order of little fingers in charge. Wow. Dude, and also, Joel Brin, I'm gonna keep calling him that because I, you know, he is Joel to me. That is Joel to me. I don't care if he's over and he's Joel to me because I love, I love last of us, you guys. But, he's gonna fight for Tyrion. And the thing is, I don't really know if he's a good fighter, but he's going up against someone who they have literally, they chose episode seven to give like an notorious name as a fighter. Like, all we know is the mountains like about it. Right. Yeah, man. So, I was thinking this show was about to do something really out there and make Tyrion fight the mountain. No, man. We got us a champion in the house. And he thinks that it's just a perfect opportunity to just right all the wrongs for his house and to get his revenge. For his sister, yeah. Yeah, because, oh, I'm not gonna repeat what happened to her, but I wasn't, I wasn't good at all. Yeah, I was jacked completely. Yeah. And Tywin said he's responsible for it categorically, whatever that means. Categorically denies it. Yeah. Right. Well, that was, this is getting insane, but I think something, something that was like important to me in this was like not only Arya and the hounds, like little like, when they had that, when they had that really nice moment together, but I think something that actually was very special to me was that hot pie came back and he let Brienne know that Arya was still alive. Yeah. And I think that's crazy because, you know, anyone in Westeros does not know that. Mm-hmm. Like everyone's confused about Arya, they just think it's Sansa, so I guess this is like a breath of fresh air to everyone, maybe. Yeah, that definitely like relights the fire, you know what I'm saying? Especially for Brienne, restores her purpose, lets her know that she's on the right track, at least. This. You know what really wouldn't surprise me? What? Like, what if he loses, right? What if Jolburn loses? Tyrion has to go to the wall, and then the rest of the show is Tyrion and Jonce. No, I think Tyrion gets killed, right? I thought that if you do trial by combat, it's your head if you lose. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I was going to say, man, maybe Tyrion should have just went to the wall and rekindle with Jon. Remember that conversation they had about him? Yeah, it was a sweet conversation, but I think Tyrion kind of said like, you know when he went to the wall and peed off it? Yeah. I think he was kind of like, I'm not doing it, I'm not, just no. Yeah, that wall is twice as solid as Tyrion. But he's just like, just no. Like, I'll take my chances fighting the mountain myself before I do that. Absolutely. Um, incredible episode. Let's get into the next one. Oh, the battle. Oh, it's this episode. The mountain and the viper. Well, baby was quiet this morning. They do that. I don't know if you know that. Wipe me up. I'm sorry. He woke you up. Oh, don't care if you're sorry. Let's probably be quiet. Oh, I will. Don't you ever talk to him? Little wildling bitch. You should have stayed with your own kind. Rude. Are you listening to me? Shut your mouth. It's just a now you're dumb bitch. No, it's not. What is about the pop-off right now? Is it a sign or something? Aren't Owl's signs for bad omens, apparently? Uh-oh. Is it those cannibal dudes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Fens and what's his name? Thornman Giants main. They might take Castle Black, man. Oh my God, are they gonna hurt Gilly though? That's what I'm saying it's just about. And they just made a point about how the baby was crying. You know what I'm saying? They're probably gonna hear it. Man, she would hear it too. Oh my gosh. My heart. Look at all that blood. I should never have left her there. You couldn't have known. Of course I could have known. The rule is at orders to stay at Castle Black. Oh, so it's all right then. Black Jack. Too many damn orders. Mollie chopped her pieces because they brought the rule. I'm saying they shouldn't have been there. We can't even guard Moll's town. Can't go after them. You know that. It's what they want. Little Sam. Maybe she managed to hide herself. I thought all of you was dead. You went up north with Mormon and no one came back. Not for ages. But then you did. She survived Craster. He was the worst shit I've ever met. She survived a white walker for f**k's sake. She's a survivor. She might have got out. She might have. If the hip Moll's down, then we're next. Manson's army must be close. 105 of us left. Whoever dies lost, be a good lad and burn the rest of us. Sam's done with this world. I don't want to come back. Man, I'd drink to that, too. Dang. Why is this feeling like so scary to me? Like, yeah. You know, they're really painting this scene like this whole entire landscape over there is just being ravaged. You think he was spying on you? No, not spying. The Dothraki thing outside is a ridiculous taking shame in the naked body. They make love under the stars for the whole Calisar to see. They really do. Yes, you're great. They crazy over there. Well, I don't see why it matters. Grey Worm isn't interested. None of the Unsullied care what's under our clothes. He was interested. When the slavers castrate the boys, did they take all of it? The pillar and the stones. Haven't you ever wondered? Yes. You're great. Oh, so she just said she kind of likes them, too, in a way. Yeah. She said there's just one little problem. You give I. These are precious to I. To me. To me. I don't remember teaching you the word precious. Joradi Andal, he teaches I. He teaches me this word. Do you remember the name you were given at birth? I remember nothing, only Unsullied. When they cut to you, do you remember that? I'm sorry they did that to you. Why? Why sorry? It's a terrible thing to do to a boy. If the masters never cut to me, I never am Unsullied. I never stand in the plaza of pride. When Daenerys Stoneborn orders us to kill the mast, I never am chosen to lead the Unsullied. Oh, so he values that. I never meet Missandei from the island of Noth. Oh. If none of that happened, he wouldn't be where he is and he, like, respects that. Well. Interesting take, Grey Worm. Yeah. I am sorry for today. I already feel frustrated for him, to be honest. Like, I can just imagine how annoying that be. You know what I'm saying? I wonder if Daenerys is going to, like, are taking their eye off the bronze. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Oh, he's talking about Peon, but talking about a sigil at the same time. I hope he says it just like that so they know he's compromised. Just fight this man, Theon. Oh, my God. I will go and make Moe Kaylin be like, Rimsow sucks. Go get him, please. He cut my man parts off. Send him to my dad. Well, that place looked a lot cooler in the intro. I know. Man, I wanted to see that part. Yeah. The Greyjoys are holding it up, right? Iron Warden. He wants us to surrender. My own father, your king, surrendered years ago to Robert Maratheon. I watched him bend the knee. There was no shame there. He fought with honor, as did you. I'm sorry I didn't hear. No shame fought with honor. Only a whipdog would speak this way. Is he crying? Are you a woman, boy? You don't know. The ironborn will not surrender. You go tell your master that. Theon Greyjoy. Or whoever that- Oh, my God. ...you are in hell, you musterling. Well, dang. He said, speak for yourself, bro. We yield, we live. Is that what he says on this paper here? Yes. Have your men raise the white flag and open the gates. You're going home. Oh, my God. I'm scared because I don't believe that. Yeah, Randy's a freak. He's a psycho. Yeah. That's him right there. I just can't let this do, man. And it's all Theon's fault. That's why I don't feel bad for him. Wow. Crazy, bro. That guy is psycho, man. That was like- Lady Aron often told me that you were a rock, Lord Royce. Well, she told me nothing about you, Baelish. But I didn't need to hear from her. You've been licking Tywin Lannister's boots so long it's a wonder your tongue's not black. Lord. And when John Aron named you master of coin, no one cared. Always been a grubby job. Lady Aron invited me. She and I have been close since childhood. Yes, we all know how close you were. Lady Aron's predilections were her own affair. Her death is our affair. Of course, sir. She was an odd fish. Everyone knew that. But she adored that boy of hers. I don't see her abandoning him, not by Troy. Strange that within days of your arrival you've married Lady Aron and she's fallen through the moon door. We were told there was a witness, a girl. A niece of yours, I believe. Uh-oh. A girl with no learning and scattered wits, I assure you she would be of no help. We'd like to speak with her. The question is, what is she gonna say? If that's your- No need, we prefer to hear her testimony Well, he did save her, though. Maybe she might. He saved her twice. Yeah, but at the same time, like, he's responsible for the slaughter of her family, essentially. How much does she know, I'm not sure. She don't know that. She don't know. Lord Baelish here is your uncle. Perhaps you would feel more comfortable if Lord Baelish left the room. My lady. I wasn't asking you. Tell us what you saw. Sorry, Lord Baelish. Don't snitch on him. Tell the truth. Here we go. My name's not Elaine. It starts at Stark. Eldest daughter of Lord Eddard Stark. Lord Royce, we met when you came to- I was about to say he's familiar. You're escorting your son Sarweem out of the wall. Lord Baelish has told many lies. That's what you get. Wow. All to protect me. What? Since my father was executed, I have been a hostage in King's Landing. A plaything for Joffrey to torture or Queen Cersei to torment. They beat me. They humiliated me. They married me to the imp. I had no friends in King's Landing, except one. Oh, my gosh. That man's a hell of a kisser. Smuggled me away when he had the chance. He knew I'd be safe here in the airy with my own blood and my Aunt Lysa. He made me swear not to tell anyone my true name. Your secret is safe with us. Tell us what happened to your aunt. You knew her well, my lords, my lady. You knew she was a troubled woman. She always loved Lord Baelish. She told me herself. From the moment he arrived at the gates of Riverrun, she confessed to me she never loved Lord Arryn. My aunt was a jealous lady. She was terrified that he would abandon her for a younger woman. And then one day she saw him kiss me. It was a peck on the cheek, Lord Royce. Nothing more. Lord Baelish is my uncle now, in truth, by marriage. He's always been so kind to me. I was so happy to be here to be free all because of him. I feel like she's manipulating them, too, by saying her so they can help her. Maybe she's starting to play the game a little bit. Through the moon door. When Lord Baelish tried to calm her, she struck him. She said she didn't want to live anymore. She stood on the edge of that moon door. She stepped through those doors, and she was scared. They're eating that up, boy. It's your uncle, sweetheart. This better not be the start of a romance right here. I know. You can see it in the way she raised that boy, feeding him from her own teeth when he was 10 years old. And to you as well, Baelish, we are treated with bit harsh. You want justice, Lord Royce? I can hardly complain about that. I want the same. Only 20 years ago, the Knights of the Vale rode behind John Aron, Ned Stark, Robert Barat. Since then, Aron and Royce, Corbrae, Weymood, all the great houses of the Vale, watched from the corner at Timmered Boy at a tavern brawl. Are you questioning our courage? But do you support the Lannisters, the house that executed your friend, Ned Stark? Of course we don't support the damn Lannisters. No. And Catelyn Stark begged her sister for support, and Lysa refused. She did. By staying out of the fray, you've allowed Tywin Lannister to destroy his rivals on every compass point. Who would you have us back, Lord Baelish? Rob Stark is dead. I'd have you back. Robin Aron, Lord of the Vale. Robin Aron is a sickly little boy. Sickly little boys sometimes become powerful men. Or often they die young. I adored Lysa with all my heart. She loved her son so much, she became overprotective. He needs to learn how to swing a sword, how to ride a horse. Is he manipulating them to get them to be like, oh, you should do it. You should teach him. Yeah, it seems like you're right. He's trying to get appointed right now. Time for Robin to leave the nest. To leave the nest, huh? So he's trying to get him out of there. I'm not sure what he wants. He's tricky, man. The bar is done. Yes, who sent you? Oh. What is it? I don't know. I don't recognize it. I think it's new. You better read something out loud. Have I forgotten a council meeting? No. What's this? A royal pardon signed by Robert Baratheon. Whoa. Inga West? Remember, he was banned. Mm-hmm. So he's been able to go home for a while. He was spied on her. Oh, so he caught him. Who gave you this? Does it matter? He didn't go to Daenerys at first. He went to him. So what's that show, y'all? Like loyalty. Have you told her? I wanted to tell you first, man to man, rather than go behind your back. Let me speak with her in private. You'll never be alone with her again. Yo, that complicates everything. And ever since Dehario Naharish, he does not want her out of his sight. Oh, my gosh. This is so stressful. Why did the usurper pardon you? If we could speak alone. No. Speak to me here. Who do you think sent us to Marie? Who profits? This is the work of Tywin Lannister. He wants to divide us. There you go. If we're fighting each other, we're not fighting him. Pardon was signed the year we met. Why were you pardoned? Unless you're saying this document was forged? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is not forged. Why then? I send letters to Varys, the spy master of King's Landing. What was the content of these letters? Information. What information? When you and Viserys arrived in Pentos, it was planned to marry you to Col Drogo. When you were married, when your brother died. You told him I was carrying Drogo's child? I am. Yes or no? Cullies. Don't call me that. Did you tell them I was carrying Drogo's child? Oh, wow. Yeah. Yes. That wine merchant tried to poison me. I stopped you from drinking his wine. Because you knew it was poisoned. I suspected. You betrayed me from the first. Yeah, but then you made up for it. Right? I have loved you. I have loved you. I love how can you say that to me? Any other man now would have been executed, but to you I do not want you in my city dead or alive. Go back to your masters in King's Landing. Collect your pardon, if you can. That hurts my fill in there. I know. I'm so sad though. You have until dusk to collect your things and leave this city. If you're found in Marine past break of day, I'll have your head thrown into Slaver's Bay. She's being so merciful though. You better go. She gets hurt. I'm hurt. Because he right the minute he started believing in her, he stopped. You know, we knew that he was spying on the low early, but we just forgot about that. No, I didn't forget. I just knew he stopped doing it. Because remember, Varys was like, I'm not getting in contact with him anymore. Well, I forgot. Look how cool that looks. That's crazy. Where is he going to go? Thanks. My feelings hurt. It really does. It really does. Mo Kaelin is yours, father. Yeah, thanks to Theon. Walk with me. Has there been any word from Locke? No. An important and cripple young boy. Dad, most likely. Most of the ironborn have fled the north. Now more will follow. Thanks to you. Tell me what you see. Maws, fields, hills. Tell me what you see. Nothing. Not nothing. The north. Right, 700 miles that way you're still on the north. 400 miles that way. 300 miles that way. The north is larger than the other six kingdoms combined. Boom. This is so desolate, right? Yeah. And only northerners like corn. Tell me what is your name? Ramsey Snow. No, not Ramsey Snow. Open it. Did he just get adopted? He got a promotion. You are Ramsey Bolton. Let's go. So the Bruce Bolton. Why are you let's going? Because. I hate y'all. You honor me. No, I want to see you. Where I will uphold your name. I want to see him rise up to fall. I will be worthy of you, father. He just flayed all them people at Mo Kaelin. Like I hate him. Look at the white horse. You see that? I'm just trying to be consistent with liking Joffrey. That's all it is. Theon just keeps being in the north, don't he? That sounds kind of tough though. Ramsey Bolton. That sounds cooler than Ramsey Snow. Yeah, for sure. I think it's cool kind of that a bastard got that promotion though. Like no one cares about a bastard. You know what I'm saying? Right. But it's kind of cool that the Bolton guy was like, let's give him a shot, I guess. Because I guess in terms of war, that thing that he did to Theon were just sucked. First time I saw you, you were just a child. Just a child any longer. Don't do this weird stuff. Why did you help me? They would have thrown you through the moon, Doris just found you guilty. They'd have executed you. What would they have done with me? Better to gamble on the man you know than the strangers you don't. And do you think you know me? I know what you want. Do you? Everything. Because he don't even know. I thought he'd make me happy. So it was a little manipulation. I'm glad to see her putting a foot in the game. All the things make me happy. Like what? Killing Polyver. Killing Rose. So you're sad because you didn't get to kill Joffrey yourself. At least I could have been able to watch. See the look in his eyes when he knew it was over. You protected him for most of his life. You think you could have saved him? Wasn't the damn wine taster. Little shit deserved to die. But poisons a woman's weapon. Man killed with steel. That's your stupid pride talking. I never agree. I'd have killed Joffrey with a chicken bone if I had to. I'd pay good money to see that. You really think my aunt will pay for me? I, she'll pay. She dead. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You're a blood family. Honor all that whole shit. I know you lords and ladies never talk about it. I'm not a lady. Who had passed the bloody gates? The bloody hound. Sander Clegane and his traveling companion. Arya Stark, niece of your lady Lysa Arryn. Then I offer my condolences. Lady Arryn died. He's pissed. He's like always. My silver. Three days ago. You just missed her. Why is she laughing? He's like, man, we're hurt. Arya. She just can't believe it. Yeah, she's like, what's the irony? Everybody dies sooner or later. Don't worry about your death. Worry about your life. Take charge of your life. For as long as it lasts, that is what it means to be Lord of the Veil. Thanks, stepdad. Great advice. Oh, this is like creeping me out, though. Oh, but she got a little upgrade. Look at her. She looks like Melisandre. Shall we go? Rile by combat. Deciding a man's guilt or innocence by having two other men hack each other to pieces tells you something about the gods. Red Viber of Dawn. You don't get a name like that, unless you're deadly, right? No, I'm sorry. I'm going to die. Oh, we're in beliefs in himself. That's putting it mildly. Let's go, Joel. We're in the punishment for regicide. Drawing and quartering. Hanging. Breaking out the wheel. Beheading. Seems rather ordinary. And he's made nothing of you as well. What's that? You think that's a sound effect or do you think he's actually being? No, a sound effect. The sound effect might be real pee-in, though. If he doesn't have its own word. There is no word for cousin killing. Well done. Do you remember cousin Orson? Orson Lannister? Of course. Wet nurse dropped him on his head and left him simple. Simple. He'd sit all day in the garden crushing beetles with a rock. Nothing made him happier. Nothing made you happier. Laughing at another person's misery was the only thing that made me feel like everyone else. This is just all thin, though. For you, you drifted away. I had other interests. Yes, other interests. Cis early ones. I stayed with Orson. I was curious. Why was he smashing all those beetles? Why did he get out of it? First thing I did was ask him. Why are you smashing all those beetles? He gave me an answer. Mouth the beetles. It's nothing. I went to Maester Valaric's library. Valaric? Try to touch me once. Turns out, I've not just been risen about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn't seem right. In any case, I found nothing that illuminated the nature of Orson's affliction or the reason behind his relentless beetle slaughter. May not have been able to speak with Orson, but I could observe him, watch him the way men watch animals to come to a deeper understanding of their behavior. And as I watched... That's a rolly-poly-olly. I became more and more sure of it. There was something happening there. His face was like the page of a book written in a language I didn't understand, but he wasn't mindless. He had his reasons. And I became possessed with knowing what they were. Would eat my lunch in the garden, chewing my mutton to the music of... When I wasn't watching him, I was thinking about him. Father droned on about the family legacy and I thought about Orson's beetles. I read the histories of Targaryen conquest. This better have a good point. I don't know what you were. And I still couldn't figure out why he was doing it. And I had to know, because it was horrible that all these beetles should be dying for no reason. Who gives a d*** about a bunch of beetles? No, I know, but still it filled me with dread. Pals and piles of them, years and years of them. How many countless living crawling things smashed and dried out and returned to the dirt? In my dreams, I found myself standing on a beach made of beetle husks. I woke up crying, weeping for their shattered little bodies. I tried to stop Orson once. He was twice your size. He just pushed me aside with a coon. Kept on smashing every day until that mule kicked him in the chest and killed him. What? What was that story? Why was he smashing them though? Maybe he'll just never know. Maybe that's the answer to the story. Do you think? Why did he do it? Just because he could? What was it all about? What was that story? Maybe he's just saying like, sometimes people just do bad things and there's not really much of a reason. They're just bad. That guy just liked to smash beetles, so that's just what he did. Good luck today. And you can drive yourself nuts wondering and you just might never get the answer. Right, and he's probably wondering why he has to die for this s***y family. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay, okay, I get it, I get it. I just want to find some symbolism of some goodness somewhere. Where's it at? Look at the s***y there, Amina. Her hair looks good. Yeah, it does. It looks like very light armor. I like to move around. You could at least wear a helmet. You shouldn't drink before a fight. You learned this during your years in the fighting pits. I always drink before a fight. It could get you killed. It could get me killed. Today is not the day I die. What if he goes in there stiff? He said today is not the day I die. I'm going to kill that. Let's go. I'm leaning towards over and right now. Size does not matter when you're flat on your back. Thank the gods. In the sights of gods and men, we gather. Shut up. Serian basically just said that's what she said. Without saying it, yeah. The man Tyrion Lannister made the mother ground to a mercy. May the father give them such justice as they deserve. May the warrior guide the hand of our champion. I'm doing the horn over his butt. We don't want to hear it. His paramour. Look how big his sword is. Let's go. Got both staff skills. Do you think the mountain's like, um? Excuse me. The little time was not impressed at all. Oh, she's nervous. Have they told you who I am? Some dead man. I am the brother of Elia Martell. And do you know why I've come all the way to this stinking shit pile of a city for you? I'm going to hear you confess before you die. You murdered her. You killed her children. Say it now and we can make this quick. I'm really stressed right now. So Gregory can't touch them. Dang. Oh man, he's gonna make them so tired over here. Nah, he's trying to show everyone he trained. Losing to me. You better grab that dagger. She's nervous. She's making me nervous. Tyrion's nervous. Forget her. She doesn't know it's him better than Tyrion. That's why I'm... Yeah, but this is for his head though. Let's go. No way. Put him down. Let's go. Let's go. Yes, screw that guy, man. Yes, that was a good jump. Let's go. That scared me when a sword came up. I thought you stabbed him. Oh, you better just kill him. In it, in it, in it. Say her name. Elia Martel. You killed her children. Elia Martel. Say her name. Say it. Oh, Elia Martel. That killed her children. That was nuts, dude. Cersei's loving it. Tyrion. Tyrion. No, no, they ain't. Look at his face. Oh my gosh. He had the dub. He had the dub, man. And then he wants to talk. Wow. Unbelievable, man. So he had the dub and then he just... He's like, no, no, no, no, no. You're going to confess. You got the... He just had to hear it, right? You got the monster slayed, man. You were about to rid the world of one of the most... Awful people. Exactly, man. Like, oh my gosh. And then to be honest, man, you got to give... You got to give a big shout out to Sir Gregor Clegane, man. He was rocked. He was against the fence, but just like out of sunny against prayer, man. He came back swinging, got the knockout. Good fight. Unbelievable episode. What did you think, babe? I think that that was like... Because the just the feeling of Tyrion's face, in that last scene right there, is exactly how I felt. I was just like, oh my God. I thought it was over and I was happy for Tyrion. I mean, was he going to survive in that? What was it going to happen if he won? Are they just going to accept him back? No. Insert the Richard Sherman meme. You know when they lose the Super Bowl to the Patriots where Malcolm Butler picks the ball off? You guys know what I'm talking about. Some of my NFL fans. Man, insert the meme. You know the Richard Sherman meme where he's just like... Because he got the Super Bowl won. The game's won. It's like first in goal inside the two-yard line and they throw it inside slants on stack coverage on the outside and get picked off. If it wasn't the Panthers, I didn't care. They gave away the Super Bowl, basically. And that face that Richard Sherman made, you guys should look it up, man, is gold. It's the same face that Tyrion made because his champion had it won for him. And he lost because of his pride and his ego. And that's just... Well, he just... Oh my gosh. And he just wanted the justice so bad that he just like let it slip by him. Like, good God. That's what he came there for. He had it. He had it. He could have just killed him, but instead he wanted to like... He wanted to glow and make it all about his moment. He was more concerned with putting on a show for King's Landing than just finishing that down. And cover your ears real quick. If y'all are Last of Us fans, how bad did that hurt? Because for me, that really hurt to see Pedro Pascal in that same freaking position. Anyways, well, you know what I'm talking about if you're Last of Us fans. So I guess in Last of Us, the mountain comes in and kills Pedro Pascal, so I'm gonna be looking for that fight. There hasn't been a season two of Last of Us. I don't know. But if you're a fan of Last of Us, you know what I'm talking about. Anyways, guys, yeah, we are watching that, but I didn't know... So he dies? I don't know. You didn't hear it. Anyways, man. Crazy episode. What else happened in it, babe? Help us out. Basically. Oh, Jorah. Oh yeah, Jorah, you guys. Oh, man. The thing I'm wondering, though, how did that kid from Mirren get that information? Who did he get it from? Is he a little bird for Varys? Maybe so. So Varys is trying to set... He's trying to divide them? Yeah, absolutely. Because his thing has always been he wants to protect the realm. And what's the worst thing for the realm denies with dragons, right? Because history shows what happens to the realm when there's dragons. So I think Varys is wise. He's trying to prevent that. Right. It's so sad to see Jorah go, man. Because I don't know what's going to happen to him. Where is... Is he going to go back? Like, I hope not. I hope he really was loyal to her cause and just lives out his days on his own. Well, he is loyal to her cause, per se, but I know what you're saying. What's he going to do now? I hope he doesn't go to Westeros and just turn, you know? Isolation seems like death there. Right. Right. And he can't serve her if he's dead. So, man, I don't know, man. What happens to Tyrion? Is he really going to get beheaded? I don't know. Well, Cersei made a statement earlier that given the chance, he'll weasel his way to freedom. Which he, if you think about it, Tyrion kind of has weaseled his way throughout through freedom. Like, he got knocked out. Lots of times, yeah. He got knocked out in that battle. He got brawned to fight for him. He was in that prison that you couldn't escape in the very beginning when he was being held by Lady Catlin. Man, yeah. So he has squirmed his way, but... Tyrion's a cockroach. How many is he going to... How many is he going to squirm his way out of, like, is what's going to happen? Like, his luck has to run out. Right. The show has a very realistic undertone. So even when it gets away from reality a little bit, like, it always brings you back to, like, a basic reality, man. And Tyrion just can't keep getting lucky. He's not that lucky. He's not that blessed by the cockroach. And if you think about it, the Prince of Doran just, like, sacrifices like, I just thought about it. The Prince of Doran just died in the hands of the Lannisters. Their daughter is there. Yeah. Yeah. That is, like, she could get killed. Yeah. And that would be another war. And I don't think it's going to matter that he volunteered. I don't know if that narrative is going to matter. No. And all that's going to matter is he's dead, you know? Right, because, like, that's a potential heir to the Doran, like, kingdom or whatever. I don't know if they do it like that there. You know, that's still a place to be explored, because, you know, they say it's ran differently there. But, jeez, like, that hurt my feelings. That was the worst part. Man, every episode that we're hitting in this season is one of the most shocking moments. Like, there was so many shocking moments leading up into the red wedding, you know, especially the beheading of Ned and then when they paraded his head on the spikes. And then, you know, with Sansa. And then when Sansa was laying there and Joffrey had it at the crossbow, of course. But, dude, we're getting those shocking moments every 30 minutes right now. Right. And this is... And you know what's crazy to think about? Like, these shocking moments are happening. They're happening here. They're happening there. We forget about, like, other things. Like, we forget about Stannis. We forget about the Wildlings. We didn't even talk about that right now. Oh, yeah. That's one of the biggest topics we got to discuss. Yeah, we do. Because this man is... This man is just on to something. Guys, I'm so sorry if we're a little too enthusiastic. If we're too into this show. I really apologize about that. I hope we're not getting on your nerves, you know, but big fans... I'm excited. This is, like, really, like, our reaction right after. So, like, I'm sure right after you guys were, like, kind of frantic all over the place, just, like, saying this and that. Like, that's kind of how I feel. Like, I feel like I just am so excited to express how I... Melisandre said to Stannis' wife and to Stannis, basically, that the daughter needs to come. That stresses me out. Right, it sounds like a sacrificial thing, or maybe they need to leech her with some blood or something like that. I don't know, man. I don't know. So, let's just... Yeah, man. We just... Basically, man, we saw it. We got our reaction. So much to cover. I can't even remember everything we just saw. Well, hey, when... The fans came to cover. Right. When Arya and the Hound went there, what happened after that? Do you remember? It didn't show us, right? It didn't show... It just showed she died. Arya laughing. That's the end, right? That's all you... That's all we saw? Yeah, I don't think they've even gotten inside yet. Yeah. Because that moment with Arya and Sansa is gonna be... Was she about to walk down to see... Are we gonna get that moment? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Like, is the next moment gonna be... Because Sansa was like, are you ready? We haven't seen them together since season one. Early season one. Right, yeah. And does that remember Sansa was like, are you ready? No, no, no. Because the last exchange that we saw with those two together... Is when Ned got beheaded, Arya had to leave and that was it. No, no, no. But the last time we saw Sansa and Arya together was when it was Ned, they were like eating dinner with like... They were in King's Landing at the time. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, she was in King's Landing, yeah. Man, it's just been too long. Dude. So I don't know if that's where Sansa and Littlefinger are about to walk down and go see maybe. I don't know because when she was laughing, I was like, what the heck's going on here? Yeah. But yeah, you're right. The Thins took over where Gilly is. And I think Gilly survived, I'm not really sure, but... Which is important. It was Igor who spared her. Which was interesting. That really makes me... Kind of makes me like her character because to be honest up until this point, I haven't seen her reason for it. Well, you know what it kind of gave me the vibe? Maybe she thinks she's pregnant because she spared someone with a baby. Yeah, because her and Jon hit that lagoon actually. Well, that's what I was thinking. But you know, I could be wrong. It could just be because it was a decent thing. Maybe a little Jon influence rubbed off and maybe somewhere deep in her cranium, she realized maybe I shouldn't kill a mother in her baby. Right. I was thinking it could be symbolic for that or maybe it was just a decent thing. So I don't know what that says about Ygritte's character. Because she's a wildling. She recognized wildling. She looked at her and recognized she was a wildling, I think. Yes. I didn't even think about that. And that's a whole other thing. But she'd know that off one glance. It could be any of those. I think your theory about her and Jon in the cave and she could be pregnant. Right. Well, I mean, I don't know how you know. Like she might not know, but she did partake in the intercourse to lead to that. So maybe it could. Maybe it couldn't. But we didn't see the dragons in this episode. We haven't seen the dragons in a minute. Okay. So guys, great recap. That was fun. So where are we going, babe? What's your theory? So not necessarily next episode. Are you talking about like overall theory? What's my theory right now? If you look at the landscape of this universe right now, six months from now, what does it look like? Okay. So the Ramsey and the roost scene to me opened up a big thing because it's going to be a cold day in hell when Ramsey Snow was in charge of the Nang North, all of it. The North, which used to be a place that was the land of honor. It was different. It was ran by the stars. They respected the wall. Now it's completely just a degenerate place. Now it's like standing up to me and I'm going to put you on an X and cut your skin off. Yeah, absolutely. Well, anyways, what I think is like, something's got to give over there. We got to defeat them. There's too much cutting nuts off in this show for me to be comfortable, to be honest. Like, I don't know. I just think, I just think I think Littlefinger is going to have some type of success somewhere because Sansa kind of is teaming up with them. And I don't know if it's going to lead Sansa to betray him. I don't know if it's going to lead her to. But I feel like Sansa is going to be someone bigger to me. You know, I really just asked you to do the impossible as I'm sitting here thinking about how I want this or what I think this show is going to look like. I mean, I could get into it more, but it's really hard to say. Yeah, because the thing is, when Stannis and Davos went to that bank thing, we didn't get any like, any like anything. Yeah, because the gold running low and West Rose. Right. But there was something going to happen with that and we haven't seen it yet. Well, we haven't really progressed to Stannis story much. Right. And that's what I'm saying. So it's hard for me to really predict when I haven't seen Stannis kind of like, because Melisandre and Stannis to me, something's got to give with that because I feel like they're building something up there. And I feel like it's going to, it's going to impact the show in some type of way. I know one thing, dude. I don't know if Tyrion is going to live or die, but if I really had to guess, I'm going to assume he's going to live somehow or another. I think he'll weasel his way. He's too big of a main character. It seems like if, because guys, if we think about it outside of the show, like if we think of, because ultimately it's a business, you know, it's the Game of Thrones business. So I don't see how killing Tyrion is good for business, but I didn't see how killing two bees was good for business. Right. But I guess at that point. But I think he just is going to have to escape. Someone's going to have to help him. I don't even know where I'm going, man. I'm just so all over the place. But I think what I'm basically trying to say is the show is really giving me this feeling that the Lannister House is becoming a house divided. So something's going to have to happen with this. And we're seeing that there is changing of the tides all over this universe right now, especially in the North. And everyone's world deneruses the North's the Lannisters born now. Tywin's whole thing was about protecting the family legacy. And it's all about basically saying it's all about your PR, right? Like, you know, because ultimately respect is a hierarchy in this, you know, in this universe. So just with the house being divided, man, I just see opportunities to weaken the house. But I'm not really seeing someone that I want to emerge and be victorious other than like Daenerys really. Right. I mean, right. And she's got her own flock of problems. She just kind of the obvious choice right now. Because yeah. But it's only because she's not there to mess with the drama. Like she's at her own drama. But that drama is more like, you know, like she's dealing with more like people owning slaves and stuff. She's not dealing with like. It's a completely different kind of problem. Right. Yeah. And and to me like, oh my gosh, like, where do we go from here, babe? Like it's complicated, man. Very complicated. Oh my God. I don't I don't know what to think. So I feel like there's going to have to be a battle at the wall. Yeah, that's coming. That's going. Something's got to give with that. But I guess winter is coming, man. So we're just sort of at the point in the show where we haven't talked about winners coming in since that baby got changed really. Right. It's like the show's leaving that on the back burner. It's like every time it's like, it's catching you here. It's catching it. What is catching you here? You know, it's like it's like on X-Men. It's like mystique. Everything happens and the mystique happens. It's like that's what it reminds me of. You're caught off guard by mystique at any moment. I think the craziest thing, man, is just the fact that Littlefinger was so bold to make such a move like that. And that was a thing Varus was scared of. Varus was scared of Littlefinger achieving what he just achieved. Right. So he got an army now. He just got an army. That's what he wanted. And he sent away the air to the veil. I don't know where he went, though. And the army that he has is fundamentally opposed to the Lannisters. Yes. Then again, that's what I'm saying. You can sort of see everything come in full circle to bite the Lannisters in the ass. Right. So maybe Littlefinger goes and teams up with Stannis. Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm just ready to watch more of it. Guys, thank you so much for supporting it like always. Absolutely loving this. Season four has been nothing but twists and turns and nuts. I would. I mean, it's hard to say, but this is... I think I'm having the most fun in this season. It's hard to say that this is the best season. I know one thing, like I said before, man, someone that has said there's something so simple and magic about the first season. And in hindsight, I'm really starting to understand that. But I'm having more fun watching this season than I've ever had watching the show. But I'm also significantly more invested. So, you know, we'd really have to watch it again to really know. Yeah, we talked about how in this season, the big thing that happened was in the second episode. And I think that's what makes this episode so good, is like we're dealing with the aftermath of something so crazy and it's just getting crazier and crazier dealing with it. That's just real quick, man, before we get out of here. That's something I really like about the show. I really like the format of the show. I like how it's... It's short. It's to the point I'm glad it's not like 22 episodes. There's like no filler in this at all. Everything's important. Everything is meaningful. And yeah, man, like... Geez, every episode is filling like a season finale to me right now. So, alright guys, we'll see you on the next one.