 When you think of Yu-Gi-Oh, you think of the iconic characters, or maybe you think of the iconic card combos, or maybe, just maybe, you think of Rex and Weevil, and that is the level of iconic dueling we're trying. This is the regional championship right here, Rex versus Weevil. Just the fact that these guys won any championship with their whack-out cards. So, full disclosure, we recorded this one after the Usa versus Jack deck, and that was a lot of fun afterwards. We were talking about that. We were like, damn, there was actually combos. We were actually, yeah, to think. There was a lot of fun, a lot of fun, and now we're turning it all the way down. We go with Rex Raptor versus Weevil, original dual monsters. We're going to see what happens. These decks we found online, so they're supposed to be as canonical as possible, which also means they're awful. They're pretty bad. They're really bad. But I'm going to cook you though. I still got that confidance, bro. I'm going to beat your ass. Yeah, you got confidence, so do I. Let me see my opening hand and what it has to offer me. Draw. Deon. Big mistake, Deon, bro. I'm going to use my pot of greed replacement because pot of greed was banned. I'm going to draw two. Yeah, that's the only. Right on the first turn. That's the only difference we got is we don't have a pot of greed. Bro, you said you have 18 cards in your hand. You got something. Deon, you get it outplayed, bro, because I'm going to special summon Gileosaurus. Oh, brother. Yeah, usually that would have given you a summon from your graveyard, but not today. And then I'll also normal summon Urabi. And then I'll play the spell card Wasteland, who's through my dino. Dinosaur, holy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got dinos on the field, bro. What's your turn looking like? I don't know. I don't got a special summon. I'll tell you that much. That's actually crazy that I just special summoned. Oh my goodness. I'll play a card face down. You got spells and drives? What the? And I'll play a monster face down. He really is the regional champ, dude. Maybe I just got to step up my game. Oh my God. This card is awful. This card is useless. You could definitely play. I know you got a dumbass red-eyes black dragon just thrown into the mix. I do. I do. But I'll keep it low profile and go with Tyhone right now. You'll be losing that attack bonus when all of your monsters become insects. Come on, man. Come on. DNA surgery? That card just ruined my life. You can't attack a monster. No wonder we was a fucking regional champ. That's actually a devastated combo. I need red-eyes now. It gets worse. I'll play my laser cannon. What? To boost up my defense. You should save that for petite moth, bro. What if you got petite moth? It would not help petite moth. The petite moth has 300 attack. Yeah, but when you equip it with the cocoon, he gets the 2000. Oh, dang. I forgot about that angle. But that would, of course, mean that you'd have to play petite moth, and somehow he'd have to survive a turn on his own. Dang, I completely misunderstood my cocoon of evolution. All right, let's see. You just thought having cocoon out here would do that? Yeah, I was hoping that that would make it good. Bro, you need a moth in there, bro. Now I'm going to play Dipli. Dipli. Dipli is going to destroy your... Gileosaurus. Yeah, he's a flea, bro. Dang, I should have equipped Dipli with this. Yeah, what a big boost. I need speaking of boot home, brother. This is not good enough. If I could somehow go through the cycles of my moths and stuff, that'd be crazy. Your tribute summoning? What the fuck is that? Oh, why are you crashing? Because I don't know what you got, bro. I'm keeping everything nice and safe right now. I'm keeping everything nice and safe. If I'm going to get over Weevil's strongest monster, which is cocoon of evolution, then I've got to play it nice and slow. DNA surgery being the insect, so that now I don't get my wasteland boost. I need a wasteland. I'd be strong enough to get over that thing. Oh, design this. What are you doing? I'll play this. Do you have petite moth? That's petite moth, isn't it? No. Well, even if... The thing is I can only equip it with, hypothetically, if that was petite moth. I'd have to be in attack mode. Yeah, but if you survive till next turn, oh yeah, you're right, actually. That's my point. It's not going to survive fucking weak, even if I gave it the whopping... It was petite moth. Yeah, bro. I'll beat your ass for that, too. What is this? Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's some of the stegosaurus in defense mode. Really? It's a defensive dinosaur. Oh, that makes sense. You had the perfect opening hand, goddammit. No, I didn't. I did it because he would have got cooked with Kukunava. It doesn't protect it from battle. I would have just taken damage. All your fucking ridiculous dinosaurs would have beat the shit out of me. All right, I think... Oh my god, I have no option. Is that the same guy? Yeah, you wish, bro. Who is that? You'll never know. I got so many dinos in my deck. This is a dinosaur deck right here, bro. You wanted that petite moth play so bad. Yes! Who drove bug? Drove bug just here for real. I ain't attacking whatever dumb ass you got. You had to tribute to summon face down. All right, this is enough. Now I'm waiting for my big time in the slot. All right, I'll go on the offensive then. I'll let Mega Zowler come out here fucking do his thing. No, it's the answer. Okay, I'm just gonna hope... I'm just gonna believe in heart of the cards right now. I'm believing heart of the cards right now. Come on, dude. This has to work, dude. I'm never gonna win regional championships if I can't pull off a simple play like this. All right. Well, first, I gotta go for this one. Wait, no, this won't even work. I gotta attack with my drill bug and then my drill bug's effect activates. I place my parasite-parasite on top of my deck. You have combos. What is this? And then I'll tribute both of my monsters. You're tributing. To bring forth Instant Queen. Oh my God, dude. And truly, that's all I can do. How do I beat this thing? Bro, this is Panther Warrior, bro. I gotta tribute a monster to even do anything with this idiot. I just have to stand here and take my beating, bro. Oh my gosh. And I'm not a... Oh, DNA surgery. What a nice summon. Kicking my ass right now. Play this. And I don't really want to attribute this card, so you're off scotch-free. Yeah, then you better hope you get something quick. Oh, brother. Actually, even if that is parasite-parasite, what's the worst that happens to me? Nothing. It just mixes into your deck. Yeah, parasite-parasite does nothing to me. In fact, it might even help. I'm gonna play into the parasite-parasite. Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't understand how it works, bro. I do. No, you don't. It's getting added to my deck. No, not if you destroy it, you idiot. Oh. I told you you don't know what you're doing. That's me. Well, there goes the beat. Now I'm just gonna beat your ass the old-fashioned way. Bro, you don't got the tributes. That is true. All right, I'll play my swarm of scarabs. You have swarm of scarabs? Why are you so shocked? That card is so good. Anyway, you didn't got to worry about him too much, bro, because I'm gonna have to tribute him to make this attack. I swarmed of scarabs. And now, if I'm not mistaken, don't I get to do something for destroying your monster? Yeah, okay. I get to summon a token. Yeah. Oh, and now an attack mode. Now it's an attack mode, mate. Oh, why? Oh, brother, I can't get to break. Bro, you drew such a good hand, bro. Oh, my God. I need to win this duel, bro. I need to find a way out of this duel right now. I'll play a card face down, and I will go in for the attack with my Insect Queen. I'll tribute my token. The token's gone, but that doesn't help me too much. I got my gobble goo. I'm taking so much damage right now, bro. I'm taking so much damage right now, bro. You ain't gonna survive another turn. Oh, yeah, I am. Wait, no, I'm not for real. I wasn't thinking. I'll flip up my swarm of locusts. Warm of locusts. Destroy whatever you got here. You good, bro. You good. Yeah, you good, bro. Oh, perfect. What do you mean perfect? Perfect for you, Ivy. Hell, yeah, I was. Yeah, but what would you say if you're still cooked? How? You can't attack. Wait, I can't attack at all? Bro, you need tributes. Oh, yeah, okay. I'll play my petite moth. It's a gavagoo. What in the fuck? That was 500 points or less. Oh, my God. Looks like I do get one more third. Come on. Draw. Oh, no, this still isn't good, but it could be. It could be if I wasn't in such a bad situation. I just have to set one. That's literally my only hope is I just have to set. You got rid of my fucking swarm of locusts, bro. That's my only back roll removal. I can hope that you don't. Yes. All right. This is the only thing I can do now. Oh, brother. I just have to hope that you can't beat me anymore. I'll play my petite moth. Again? Wrong. This insect queen is killing me. I'll play this. Well, luckily for you, this is my last petite moth, and I don't think I have any way of bringing a petite moth back. And if I'm going to do my fun plays, I need to keep petite moth around, bro. Oh, I'll personally beat that petite moth's ass. Leave him alone. I just spared you, bro. Bro, I did not. It's my last petite moth, bro. All right. Thank you for it. I really do, but I cannot allow him to live, so I'm going to kill him. Bro, but how else will you ever see the perfectly ultimate great moth, bro? Oh, it don't matter. Why is you special summoning that guy, bro? God damn. You're making me strong, bro. I'm making a huge mistake playing these guys. Well, get out of here, petite moth. Scram. Skedaddle. God damn you. Damn. All three of my petite moth. I knew I was going to fucking get petite moths in my starting hand. Bro, you could have had the big play, but sadly, it's hard. Oh, I got a big play for you. No, no, no. Relax. Relax for the relax. Hey, bro, you play too much. Well, I can't attack. Good, good, good, good. I need this. I need time. I like how the idea of Insect Queen seemed like such a strong card back in the day that they just, they were like, yeah, we can't allow this thing to attack. Same with Panther Warrior. Yeah. This card's too good. We have to balance it. Can attack. Well, even Panther Warrior is a little more understandable from, but Insect Queen is like, it's a level seven. I had to work to get this dumbass out here. I play my Gokibor. Wait, no, wouldn't a who and a what? Oh, it's Gokibor. Don't, don't mind him now. Oh, it's the old Gokibor. I wouldn't pay him too much. I got to pay a premium to attack with Insect Queen. So I guess I'll just attack with Gokibor, please. You could try. Oh, brother. You could definitely try, but it ain't going to be easy. And I don't want to sacrifice Gokibor. Damn it. I'll beat Gokibor's ass. Leave Gokibor alone, man. Bro, there's just... You go into attack mode. I'm cooking you next turn. You put any of your stupid ass monsters in attack mode. It was. Okay. Okay. You just watch. Just watch. Bro, you ain't top decking a monster. So it's like it's not even a big deal. Yes, I am. I have a lot of them. I promise you. Oh yeah. Enjoy that spell card you're about to draw, bro. Oh, we go see. I already got a spell card in my hand and that's why it's going to seal your face. Oh, I got combos for you, Dotto. What do you mean combos? You got insects. First I'll play my Scopemark Ladybug. Oh my gosh. And then I'll play my Insect Armor with Laser Cannon. What? I would never in a million years be able to get over this. It does it up that I'm not a dinosaur. And now I'll attack your attack position, bitch. Bro, if I was a dinosaur, I'd be living my best life. And I gain some more life points for this. Just let me be a dinosaur again. Now, the question is, do you make the mistake of going into attack position to attack my token again? I can't, no. Yeah, I've left you with no choice. Now you've got to leave my token alone. Oh, if only I had a petite moth in this situation, then you couldn't attack it. What are you doing? What are you up to? Oh my God. Bro, this is canonical. This is exactly what happened to Rex in the tournament. Oh, no. When it Rex needs to get to... What? What just happened? An error? What? Well, I don't think that's exactly what happened, but damn, what a way to win. Fuck it, but we will just fell down a flight of stairs, man. He fell off. He fell off of the thing. Hey, hey, you trying to sneak a quick jack versus you say duel in this video? Nah, bro, run that back. I am pissed. Damn, damn. I am pissed. Ain't no goddamn way that just happened. I'm gonna need you to stay mad, dude, because I'm just better. Well, I'm coming out swinging this time. I play Forrest. Man, I wonder what it's like to be able to have a field spell power your cards up, man. I'll play a card. Face it down. I ain't even doing it, boys. I'm angry. I'll play my giant flea. This guy mad for real. Oh my gosh, that is a strong flea. I cannot tell a lie. I'd be terrified if I saw a fucking giant flea. Anyway, I'm gonna have to go ahead and beat you up now. I'm going to raise my body heat. Yeah, yeah. You ain't know about my body heat technique. I'm afraid I can't let you do that. You have back roll removal? No wonder Weevils a champion and Rex is a loser. Oh, I'm beating your ass this time, bro. I'm not pulling any, but I'm beating the, I am tight. I'll play laser cannon armor, bro. And this flea is fucking horrible. This flea gonna beat your ass. I've got to deal with this flea and fast. Deeply. I don't have time for this stupid flea. I also don't have time to play the game, dude. I can't be doing this for real. I can't be doing this for real. It's that queen out last time. All for nigh, man. For nigh, dude. All for fucking nigh. Hey, bro, what you got face down over there? I'm wondering what you got face down over there. What you got right there, bro? It was ita kaboom. Ita kaboom. Anyway, I can see the way this duel is going right now. It's so good for me. I still got defense points. Thank you. I was gonna say, yeah, I thought my Weevil deck was pretty bad. Your Rex deck kinda trash, bro. All right, all right, all right. I can get a little boost. I'm getting a little boost. Giant rat? Giant rat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck he's supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? Oh, when he's destroyed by battle? Okay. Giant rat might not be a dinosaur, but he's a beast. Is he? Yeah, and... Man-eater buck. I needed to be destroyed by battle, bro. I've told you, bro. I'm being your ass this duel, bro. I'm getting swarmed. This stupid giant filly. Heard of the cards. Yes. Maybe. Yes. Ain't no yes. I mean, it's the best thing I can... It's all I have right now, dude. This man drinking fucking Stimpak. Oh, no, not my Diffley. Yeah, Diffley leaving, bro. Yeah, plus 700 is kinda crazy. Yeah, but it'll fall off. Yeah, but at the rate it falls off, it's gonna be... Oh, dang. It'll be a little wild, bro. Yeah, this would have been great last game. I've got a... I'm stimmed up right now. Defense mode, defense mode. You can run, but you can't hide, brother. Well, boy, I say I don't like this. I'm getting out of the shoes on the other foot. Anyway, check this piercing damage out, bro. Wait, it's piercing? Yeah, yeah. He should have read. My dino's got pierce on him. Whoo, now I'm in control. Yeah, that you are, that you are. I'll play this card face down and end my turn. Damn, another standby phase means another 200 points down the drain. You think 1700's enough to defeat this cocoon? Yeah, okay, brother. You ain't got no cocoon face, though. Yeah, no, I wish I did, though. I'm about to, though, cause Sangam! Damn, he actually is spitting. Sangam's gonna allow him to draw. Damn, I can't play like this, man. Sangam is just your giant rat, bro. Or would this be smarter? Could be a play and a half. It could be a play and a half. But no, let's go with the smarter option, I guess. Oh, brother, it's a cocoon. You know, DNA surgery would kind of hit right now. At least then I get some boost. DNA surgery would be the end of you, bro. It would be. Oh, thank God, okay. Now I get to play my fake version of Pot of Greed. Oh, come on. That's the worst time for you to draw it. Wait, what? What the fuck is this? Okay. You running for real, bro. I have no choice. All right. Wait, you're just gonna keep getting weaker until you have zero. Eventually you're gonna have to make the executive decision of whether you want to put that shit. Bro, you know what I got. What are you doing? You know what I have face down. I was just checking. I suppose. I don't know. I don't even know. I don't even know. It's like my third day out here. What is wrong with you? My third day out here, bro. I don't know. What if you try to pull a fast one on me, bro? Because what if that was like petite mob, bro? You use a moron, bro. All right. Bro, you're a regional champ in some shit, bro. I only won last time because you got an error. I know. And I'm like one duel up right now. So I'm like, you know, I'm pretty big in terms of dueling community. Just don't draw red eyes, bro. Red eyes would be really bad for me. I know. Draw. Damn. Dumbass would just throw red eyes in with a bunch of dinosaurs and a rat. You're really bold playing your monsters in attack mode. Like I can't cook you with just a thousand damage. You ain't got to like that. Bro, don't you sleep on me. Bro, I promise don't you dare ever sleep on me. I promise you shouldn't have ever slept on me, bro. What do you mean by that? Because I'm about to beat your ass. You ain't got to like that, brother. I'll play Pean Chopper. Okay. That's a lot. And first I'll activate my pineapple blast. Now you got to remove monsters from your side of the field. So you have the same amount of monsters as me. Okay. Kind of a powerful card. Did you think that was all? Now I'll play my tribute doll. Once my pinch hopper is sent away, I can activate my pinch hopper's effect. What? Why you got combos? I don't even need that. Because now I got insect queen. Oh my gosh. And just so you know, if I did have DNA surgery, insect barrier. If you had all insects, you wouldn't be able to attack at all. Oh, that really would just end the duel. And now I will go in for... Wait, I can't attack the turn that I used tribute doll. Yep. Yep. Yep. That is the rule. Okay. Showed my whole hand with that one. Don't know how I get out of this one. Better go in defense mode, bro. And hope. Truly is my only play. Dotto. What? Oh, Dotto. Oh my God. Don't worry. I don't really want to sacrifice my cards yet. You lucky. I want this great model play so bad, bro. You ain't getting it, bro. You ain't getting it. I just don't know if I should be stupid or not. If you bring out red eyes, I'm beating red eyes ass. Better not. Come here, bro. Come here. I'm a little dumb. You are a dummy. What are you thinking? I'm going to give you a little piercing damage, bro. Yeah. You better have a good face down card. Oh, you already know I do. You already know I do. Better. They gave that motherfucker a mirror force. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm taking the bait, bro. Let's go. Let's go. Damn. So the thing about... You're so dumb. You are so dumb. Think about that. Think about that as like I didn't count the numbers correctly. What? I didn't just think... I didn't think you'd be able to kill me. What do you talk? You had 1,000 life points left. Yeah, yeah. I know. And you're dumbass. No way I had a great mouth face down or the cocoon and you attacked it. Yeah. Yes, I did. Yeah. No, I made a lot of mistakes. Yeah. Oh, my God. Rex... Like props to Rex for even making it to people's level, bro. Because like Rex can't play the game with these cards. Oh, I got the card in my hand that I told you is the worst card in the game. I'll tell you that much. Dang, you scared already in defense mode. The duel just started. I don't got nothing scary out yet, bro. Special summon in defense mode. Bro, I'm just trying to play my game, bro. I'm just trying to play my game, bro. Man, traumatized. Bro, this deck is trash. The Rex Raptor sucks. When somebody tell Kodami to release an official updated structure deck, bro. I gotta play this card face down. Oh, now you're bold and brash. Oh, brother. Stop, bro. I'm just here to straight up beat your ass. Yep, yep. You beat basic insect, bro. That name is basic insect. That motherfucker says... Yeah, but it's such a good thing. Why? Ow! Yeah, I'm still out here, though. You is? Oh, my God. You're not a lie. What? What? Yeah, you know what? I'll just start with this. This isn't what I was reacting to, but I'll start with this. My God. I know what it is, bro. I'm sick and I'm tired of it, dude. Hey, bro. How 400 damage sound do you, bro? God, damn it. I knew it, too. I knew this motherfucker was going to stomach the stupid Kudo revolution. I'll play my Skullmark Ladybug in attack mode. I got my goo. Oh, my fucking God. Bro, you're just helping me. Yeah, man. Let me get some white points. Enjoy the 1,000 white points, bro. That's big in these duels. All right. Well, as long as you don't draw red eyes, I'm chilling. Yeah, you're probably chilling. You're probably right. Yeah, you're probably right. Anyway, I'm also going to enjoy some white points. Anyway, my body heat is rising. Oh, fuck. Overflowing, allowing me to equip it to twin-headed King Rex for the perfect 2,100 beat stick. Yeah. Yeah, better go run and tell your insides that somebody else is in charge now. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Now, all of a sudden, the Wasteland diamonds I got a combo for you. You ain't got the time. You ain't got the time for a combo to do that right now. Oh, I got a combo for you, brother. I'll summon my Sengan in attack, and then I'll play my Tribute Doll. Oh, my gosh. By tributing my Sengan, I can special summon a level 7 monster, my Insect Queen. That's just so powerful. That's just so powerful. I can pick up any card I want. I wish I could draw into my level 7. Please. Please. I'm not even, I'm tired of begging, bro. Red eyes, if you're out there, if you're listening. I'll just pick this up. No wonder you chose Joey, bro. Red eyes, please listen to me. Please listen and come to my head. I need you now. It has to be right now. I can't attack this, sir. I know. I get one more turn to play Red eyes. I need tributes. Red eyes. Oh, it's like I really don't have time to do this. I couldn't tell. Oh, no. Not two headed King Wrest. Why are you in all attack mode? Bro, you know I'm going to be choice. I'm not running away, bro, because you're going to have to tribute a monster to attack anyway, bro. Hold on. I'm getting some ideas now. Hold on. You better stay. Have an idea. Let's keep my promise you. My fucking Mott is going to come out before this video ends. I promise you. No, you can't make that. Don't lie to them. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. First, I'm going to get rid of this dumbass with the quips, bro. Come on, bro. Don't be that way. Bro, don't be that way. Still a chance. Still time, Red eyes. If you want to take me up on that offer. Just please leave my tokens alone, man. Not happening, brother. You should at least make you attack it instead of, like, other insects. Bro, are you really trying to make that card good, but it's just not going to happen? I was hoping. Why attack with the lowest attack points I have? I don't know. Good question. God damn it, dude. These tokens are risky, though, man. I'm getting my ass beat for these tokens. What the fuck is this supposed to do? You got to keep tributing monsters if you're going to keep getting tokens. I don't want tokens. These tokens beat my ass. You're ending your... Ah. I'm giving you more tokens to fucking just body. We're kind of at a standstill, guys. I don't want to attack you and risk putting more tokens out. It's just free damage for you. You're damn right it is. You're damn right it is. Man, it's about to have a Link 4 play in a second. Ah. Elkentime? No, bro. Hey, so listen. Here's what we're going to do. You're going to hit me with one of them tokens, bro. Wait, wait, wait. What's going on here? What do you mean what's going on here, bro? You don't know which is which. Yeah, okay, bro. Come here. Come here, bro. Hey, come here. Brother! Come here, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good, sir. Get him out of here. Damn, I really wanted to flip this card up without you attacking it. No. Now you need to start tripping some monsters, huh? I'm just going to start beating your ass real. No. You can try it. You can try it. Here's big insect, bro. Big insect, bro. This guy's a literal. Oh, yeah. He's about to beat your ass. Why did you do that? Oh, you're just going to beat my ass with the big insect. He's about to beat your ass, bro. He's dead. Yeah, you want to play with these equip smells, bro. Let's talk about it, bro. What's up? What's good with you? Okay, so this is really bad. This is really bad, dude. Let's talk about it. Go to the fence, bro. You was talking. You was talking that good shit, bro. You was talking that losing shit. Oh, I'm going to stay talking the good shit, too. As soon as I figure out a plan on how to get out of the situation right now. Oh, you pissed me off, bro. You got rid of my parasite. Parasite, bro. Damn, I wanted to flip that card up. I just wanted that bit one time for you to just get a good draw and then take a thousand damage. What the fuck? Oh, I wonder what that could be. You ain't even know, bro. So don't even pretend like you do. Oh, fucking stegosaurus. But you were the big insect. The big insect really out here. Just being a big insect. You know what I'm talking about? It's a bland name. Big insect. Basic insect. Insect queen. It probably sounds cool in fucking Japanese. Gorewa. Bro, you better go in defense mode. I'm beating your ass. You don't go in defense mode, bro. Bro, your time is up, bro. You're done. Dude, you keep talking, bro. That's why you had to tribute some of the monster and put it in defense mode, because it couldn't beat big insects. This is so terrible, bro. Bro, you know your fucking rat gets its effect in defense mode, too. I don't know why you're being so stubborn putting it in attack mode. Because there's no reason for it not to be in attack mode, bro. What are you going to do? Two fucking damage to me? Well, I'm just saying that damage adds up, bro. And I already know this dumb stegosaurus getting cooked, bro. Bro, you're wrong. I didn't do math. You're incorrect. Straight up not logical decision, man. Damn it. He only defends me until I get an equip spell. Then you're cooked, bro. Unless you got MSD. You ain't getting a word equip spell. Cut. This has got to be the worst hand I've ever seen in my life. Bro, switch your rat to defense mode, bro. That's a point. Once you lose because of an 800 life point difference, you're going to be sad. All right, I'm about to beat that rat's ass. You're trying to bait me. You're trying to bait me into destroying the rat. You know what? Be successful. I'm about to beat you out. Yeah, I am. I want this rat. Go on, bro. Don't get him. Ain't no way you're teasing me by having a monster out there, bro. What you doing? What you trying to get into for real? Negate attack. And end battle fit. All right. See, now you're pissing me off. That's all I have. Yo, help me. Police. Police. Police. Oh, there ain't no way, brother. There ain't no goddamn way, brother. It's just funny because even if you got red eyes, what the fuck are you going to do? What are you doing? Oh, you just... I'm tired of waiting. I'm going to squirt myself off the premises. Oh, my God. I would have had to destroy him eventually, bro. What? What's even the big play with this? I'm thinning my dick out. Are you so invasive? You lose so many life points for this. Don't submit a third one. I was about to fucking say. See, I don't see it like that, bro. I see the world a little different, I guess. See, I paid you back. I paid you back a nice 900. Oh, fucking God. This is the worst card I could have drawn. Keep drawing back cards, bro. I know you got like trap hole with some shit for red eyes, too, bro. I don't know. So it was actually 900 damage for... What do you got? Oh, brother. My man's got draw baller. Hey, bro, why are you hooking? No reason. You got a red eyes? Nah, shut up, bro. You trap hole. Have a nice bitch, dude. Yes! Now it's my turn to draw, too, dude. Oh, my God. It feels like a million years ago. The card is so good. Bro, I'd be thinning my dick out. All right, bro. So we're going to... Damn, but now I actually can't even get over that. God. I should have saved some of your equip spells for red eyes, bro. Nah, because it's like whatever. Because honestly, like, you're cooked, bro. You're done, bro. You better trap homie. Hey, you got an animation, bro. You better trap homie, bro. Please don't, dope. Please don't, bro. Yeah, I truly don't have one. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, get him out of here. Get him out of here. That does weaken me to your level. Look at us. Look at us even. It's the way you think I ain't going to crash. I got 2,400 defense, too. Damn, he's smart for real. I need a Stimpak. Oh, my gosh. I'm waiting, bro. I'm waiting. Dino's getting hungry. Dino's getting hungry. Oh, my God. I knew the Dino was real bad, dude. Bro, you're saying that, bro? I'm fighting for my life over here. I had that giant rat twice, bro. The rat. Oh, my God. Hold on. Let me go ahead and get it. Let me calm down. That's what I need, bro. Like, that's honestly what I need. Bro, you should be at 4,200 right now. Damn, you look... Yeah, I can't get through that. Bro, you better hope I don't draw, like, DNA surgery. I'm going to beat your ass if I can do that. Dude, I'm constantly hoping you don't draw DNA surgery. What is this even for? This is the most unlikely card to ever happen, like, ever. Please. All these face down cards. Please. They got up not up against a fucking My Valentine deck. You parpy feathered after me or some shit. This actually does nothing for red eyes. Because red eyes is not a dinosaur. Red eyes is not a dinosaur. Rex is dumb. Rex is just a stupid guy, for real. Rex, bro, put your deck to read, Rex. This makes it look like a dinosaur to me. I guess it kind of does look like a dinosaur. I wish you could see by hand. It's just so bad, bro. Bro, I wish you could see the look on my face as I'm constantly realizing my life is terrible. Please. I can't keep drawing. I need to get my moth out of here. You're not getting a moth. You just wait. Oh, my God. What I need right now is either one specific dinosaur or... Hey, I'm going to go into attack position real quick. And I'm going to play my field spell. Oh, my gosh. Weevil can actually read. Wait, you can't attack without a tribute, though. Yeah, I can't. I can't. You're right, but I don't have to be afraid in defense mode anymore. You better stay afraid, because I'm drawing Stimpak right now. I wonder if this is how the finals actually looked. Oh, my God. Anyway. Wait, how much did that beef you up by? No, no. Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and attack now. Wait, you ain't got no MST. Oh, this duel is over. I'm sending you back to regional finals. I really didn't want to... What do you mean? All right, not yet, not yet. I should have flipped some other monsters face up. Finally, Red-Eyes Black Dragon is here, baby. He's stemmed up. All right, I'm going to play. What do you mean? Why are you doing this like you have a forbidden combo? He was instructed never to use by your sensor. I was just, I wanted to save this card for something else for my moth, but I'm not going to be able to because you put the pressure on me. Now I got to beat your ass a different way. All right. What do you mean by that? So first, I'm going to clear out your field. Brother, this guy practically the mascot. I'll activate my pineapple blast. Now you have to remove cards from your field so you have as many as I do. Hey, bro, get rid of that Red-Eyes. Nah, bro, he gets to stay. All right, but now you can destroy me via battle. Yeah. Damn it. All right, now I'll play my Call of the Haunted. What? We've got good cards. Oh my God, man. Is it not good enough? Well, I guess there's only one option. If that's the case, I'll be my Insect Queen. Pretty good option, I guess. I promised I would summit my ultimate right now. So my idea was, of course, now I never fucking drew my petite moth, but I wanted to get petite moth in the graveyard. Call of the Haunted petite moth in defense mode so then I could attach it and it would be safe. Yeah, it would have been a safe play. It would have been the move. If there's any way to do it, it would have been that way. Yeah, that was the big play. I have no back removal. What's the play? Why do I only got 500 life? What's the play here, bro? Could I fancy you to not destroy my giant cleat? Hey, no way. I was giving you a holy drop. Bro, just beat Insect Queen's ass, bro. And then I'm really cornered. What are we talking about? You kind of shitting. I will tell you, I only got one call of the haunted. Well, I guess we don't like entertainment, though. Bro, get giant flea out of here, bro, because red eyes was dying slowly, bro. God damn. Oh my God. I don't even know what we're talking about. Yeah. There you go. Watch the 5D's duel as well. Other than that, watch that one. Other than that, this is the end of the video. Bye.