 I love you colonel Sanders a finger licking good dating simulator welcome ever I love you colonel Sanders a finger licking good dating simulator a game where we date the ultimate daddy We have the chance to date colonel Sanders Before we get started tell us your name Confirm you sleep softly as the morning sun cast a warm glow through the window of your modest student apartment The world is peaceful and serene You could stay in this moment forever Oh, you could wake up now It's no time to sleep in back that clock up in Adam throw the clock at the window and stand bed forever Smack that clock dude laying in bed. You start the ceiling Thinking about everything that awaits you at the prestigious University of cooking school Academy for learning your mind begins to wander you'll need to take this seriously You allow yourself to daydream a bit thinking about the future. You know what who will be there? What will you cook? What should you wear time begins to fly by you find your imagination getting away from you? Let's Relish in this a little bit. What will the colonel be wearing will he use wax in his sweet moustache? Do you think he'll look at me? But there's kind blue eyes and say You know colonel Sanders voice it's fear finally your first day of culinary school So many dishes to prepare so many students to meet so many daddies to court Your mind is swimming with buzz abilities when you realize y'all running late You grab a biscuit and burst out the door in a hurry Delicious biscuit should have gotten some KFC for this video. It's 1042 a.m. No, I could have done it You're in such a hurry. In fact that you forgot to put away put on any deodorant before running out the door You're sweating buckets as you rush to arrive on time standing in the quad you gaze upon the magnificent University of Cooking School Academy for learning my favorite school. Here comes your lifelong best friend forever Here comes your lifelong best friend. I did read that correctly Miriam Miriam. Oh, you're so cute Miriam She's the most adorably awkward person you've ever met and you absolutely love her for it Yeah, that's the voice actually I'm Okay, a lot of nervous I hate this already not the game me Classic Miriam raised by MasterChef parents. She's always held her house self to a very high standard Oh, this is me ever since we were little babies playing together and you rescued me from that quicksand Box, it's been clear to me that you're the most loving caring person I know you're gonna do great, but loving and caring doesn't mean a good chef chicken me Well the University of Cooking School Academy for learning famous three-day-old is a master's I'm afraid of being left behind and I'll catch it up. A sweet girl Miriam has always had her flair for the dramatic this summer She's got so nervous about her first kiss that she chipped a tooth practicing on a mannequin You don't practice on a mannequin you practice on a pillow or your own hand watch Have talked your best friend or change the subject to school gossip Should you pep talk her or change the subject and give her some relief? Let's change Let's be Positive. I don't know which one I selected It's hard to see Miriam like this and frankly quite exhausting rather than dwell on her anxiety You try to change the subject to something more interesting all summer you've been hearing rumors about a dreamy Enigmatic mystery student who's enrolled at this school. Yeah, that's a little worrisome, but you'll be fine Oh, what about this mystery student? We key we read about on the school message board any new deeds Like a chicken don't be ridiculous. I'm the only thing that's coming out of an egg But that thing about having powers it would line up with some of the other rumors I've heard like I heard he once fought a bear with just his smile You both sigh thinking about a student so handsome that the laws of physics don't apply to him before you can get another word out You're rudely interrupted when someone snacks Smacks your books in custom engraved measuring spoons out of your hands and onto the ground fuck her What are you doing watch where you're going? It's Ashley your arch rival. She's totally evil But you can't help it be filled with jealousy. You can't get anything she can get anything she wants and she knows it She's kind of cute. Hello Ashley. I didn't see you there chicken shins. You leave chicken You leave chicken shins alone Perfectly normal shit Oh, you can't stand Ashley even her name is annoying You know for a fact that she's that it's actually Ashley But she had to add extra letters to make yourself feel better than everyone, huh? We're not going to let you or your really weird insults get to us across the quad you see Ashley's best friend van van the Manman Love that stop to look at his own reflection in the mirror his pants are so tight You can see him casually working out his glutes while he styles his hair. No lie. They're rocking glutes him van van You rang van van. You're so wow You've never been sure what their arrangement is But as long as you've known them Ashley and van van have just had been just as close as you and Miriam But substantially more devious. I can't believe that university school University of cooking school Academy for learning but I'll ever allow people like you to attend as students I know right you'd think they'd just hand us our diplomas now or maybe hire us as professors You amateurs could learn a lot from us with the first day of school about to start There's just not time to properly tell these two off. So here is this the urge. Let's go Miriam As you approach the door you see a goofy-looking kid pushing a heart against the window directly next to it Who are you? Oopsie. I think it's broken. You reach forward and easily pull the door open. That should do the trick I love you. I think you mean thank you. My name is pop. I wish them after my pop pop He's old could someone like this also be a student at the school He must be one heck of a chef also his name tag clearly says Bob But I guess he's reading it upside down. Hi pop. I'm chicken. So are you gonna make me hold this door all day? No, what's that the young man walks into the building ahead of you? I think it's just you Miriam you both shrug your shoulders before following him into the building day one class starts Let's go make some chicken shit. You stand at the edge of the room I'm sure where to sit other students wander in and keep themselves busy chitchatting A scruffy-looking pooch takes his place at a podium in front of class adorable Wow, he's got glasses now. No, quiet down everyone Who is this unreasonably cute pop and why is he in our culinary class? Please call me professor dog I may be cute and a little fluffy, but I still demand respect What a cute dog is our professor This is the best school ever I guess my only a dog's nose is capable of picking up all the nuances of fine dining out of nowhere When begins to rush around and you see a swirl of cherry blossom petals fill the air inside the classroom I choose so much up the clothes the door. I Literally read that like that and then he walks in oh My god, you're immediately swept in the aura of this news Student and his remarkable goatee. Oh, he's the student. He's not the professor Who knew anyone could be so handsome if it isn't my favorite student Harland Colonel Sanders interrupts mr. Sprinkles Sorry professor dog before he could finish his sentence please call me Colonel Colonel Sanders a hush murmur rolls through the class Walks down the aisle of death suddenly the room is Sweatering swept against a bead across your brow You feel like everyone is looking at you and you're not entirely wrong and this over here must be sweaty sweats a lot Maybe we should open up the window back before faucet pits melts into a puddle and evaporates entirely You both know my name. We're in the same kindergarten class And what is with all your really weird insults turn to find Colonel Sanders standing right in front of you Oh my gosh Colonel Colonel Sanders beautiful angel that he is stands before you smiling gently boy Howdy this classroom gets harder than can dig than a Kentucky fryer. Please use my handkerchief Oh chivalry is not dead colonel. You freeze up Colonel Sanders is talking to you. Oh Wait Colonel Sanders is talking to you about how sweaty you look you're completely mortified This can't be your first interaction. What if you never forget this moment make the handkerchief? Let's take it Hey, you don't want to be rude, you know stretch out your hand and Colonel Sanders places a fine still cankerchief in it It's so beautiful. You hesitate to press it against your face But when you do the feeling is transcended. It's his natural scent on it Smells of the most delicious chicken you've ever smelled professor dog steps in to settle the class down Set some ground rules welcome to University of Cooking School Academy for learning the greatest culinary Academy in the world Place of culinary legend past present and future many challenges await you there will be tears There will be blood. They may even be really adorable tiny food Maybe for hamsters and when it's all said and done there will be a battle You will lift your sporks and compete in the broom cooking arena just then another student enters the classroom It interrupts the professor's rousing speech. Hi guys. Sorry. I'm late. I hope everyone had a good summer I really miss quiet Late to class is bad enough, but interrupting my monologue on the fast track out here young man Are you sure you're even in the right place? Don't you recognize me? This is my third year at the school with you as my teacher. Everyone stares at him blankly No one remember me. I'm You're expelled if you utter one more word before I finish that be a lesson to you students that tardiness is Unacceptable even clank made it here on time rolling halfway across the town on his tiny wheels You turn to see the student sprinkles is referencing who appears to be some sort of industrial kitchen appliance Wow We're a class person to laughter. Oh, he's so cute though Oh clank you rascal sprinkles walks in the classroom as everyone stands in silent obedience when he gets to you He lifts his nose to the air and takes a deep sniff Oh Your diet is lacking based on what I'm picking up here You definitely need a multivitamin. You should be taking better care of yourself Never had a talking dog as a teacher before but sprinkles reputation for being smart But tough is well-known beef treat rubber ball chicken snack I decided to try and butter him up by giving him a treat from your pocket Chicken snack a bit of myself to give to him you reach beneath your apron and return a chicken snack in your hands Sprinkles eyes go wide as he locks on to it his favorite. Yes Well, well, well, I think there might be some competition for new start student The furry professor immediately devours a snack leaving your hands slick with a coating of warm dog eat rule You see other students eyeing you jealously, but pay no mind to them if they wanted to succeed in life They should have learned the importance of carrying a range of dog treat flavors on them at all times Exactly guys always keep various dog treats in your on your person settle down young chefs Take your seats to prepare to have your minds open to the amazing possibilities of culinary Creation as everyone rushes to clean their favorite seats. You're left standing at the front of the room only two options remain Hey chicken still seat here. Oh wait, I drink a glass from place there Seems that no one has claimed this seat next to me if you're interested Sit by best friend sit by Colonel Sanders. Well, we gotta sit by our daddy Colonel Sanders I'm sorry Miriam you move to take your seat by Colonel Sanders. Oh, I've betrayed her I've betrayed my best friend. It appears she brought notebooks pens or pencils However, his perfect upright posture shows off a seriousness that makes you confident in his desire to learn Thanks for offering me the seat. I've only had two rules Do all you can day it can and do it the best you can It's the only way you'll ever get that feeling of accomplishing something. Oh, it's so inspiring Little off-topic if you ask me, but okay soon if you settle into your seat the person professor makes an announcement Think fast it's time for a pop quiz There's incredibly important and surprisingly short quiz will tell me if you're ready for life at culinary school Keep you an odd shop in your focus shop. Here comes question number one if train A is traveling to point B And train B is traveling to point A. How important is it to wash your hands before cooking? Extremely looking at you pop exactly. That's right. Forest is to tree as chicken is to Feather, that's right Sprinkles, what is the most efficient eating utensil ever created spork a meat tenderizer and a comically oversized fork? I would say a spork because they they they talked about it earlier. That's right What is the food best for a broken heart? Oh anything as long as it's prepared with love and not too much salt That's right pancake that looks like a silly face camel meat the first one. That's right sprinkles a good boy He's talking about the dog that teaches at culinary school. He is the best boy. That's right Perfect score five out of five. Yes. Wow. Be honest. Did you cheat? You look up to see that Colonel Sanders is watching you tally your turtle score. He's impressed I know we just met but I have to confess I think you have a beautiful brain. Oh my god. He's so charming hot diggity chicken You just scored some major colonel Sanders points with that performance may have your attention students I have an important announcement to make time for lunch. Oh, wow the cafeteria is just as nice as any restaurant You've ever eaten at it makes sense that a school dedicated to cooking would be so serious about eating delicious Fragrance wafts the room and tickles the end of your nose Mouth waters Everyone can I have your attention Is it about lunch? No, I just want to apologize for my tardiness. You see I was outie folks I'd like to make an announcement. Hey, I was it's about lunch Everyone cheers, but I lunch lunch lunch She said shush In honor of the new semester, I'm I've prepared something special to share with everyone for lunch I must be the smell I smelled Indeed that smell you hold your breath waiting to see what food this mysterious student has created You've heard he's very talented, but with rumors true Is this Colonel Sanders lifts a large bucket above his head its contents glimmer in the light Piled higher huge pieces of chicken breaded and fried crispy golden fetish The aroma envelops you when you begin to feel warm and safe Colonel Sanders had filled a bucket with chicken A novel concept your stomach begins to grumble as if to say stop thinking and start eating for years I've been developing a secret recipe for the perfect fried chicken by my calculation Nothing less than 11 herbs and spices are required to achieve the perfect balance of flavors You look around and notice that every other student has a pen and paper and is scribbling notes as fast as they can But that's all I'll say about that what you think what you think we want your stupid secret recipe, dude Sean, I'm gonna know I'm just uh drafting a last will and testament in case. So one of those ingredients is uh poison Got him. Ha ha he looks around nervously to see if anyone else is laughing at a sick baron You wait to see what zinger ashley is prepared to follow up, but she suddenly takes a different approach Yeah, and I was like writing it in my diary your diary today. I smelled something beautiful I know that that moment that it would be the hands of a true gentleman could try fried check it inside time there I can't read use your body language change from bitter and evil to sweet and innocent as she slides closer to colonel sanders She realizes that he is destined for greatness and fame with cooking skills like this She wants to have him all to herself. Well van van the man man. If you don't want me I'll take his well. Hold on. I mean I guess I'll try. Oh, wait. Oh, hold on. I mean I guess I'll try it He takes one bite and his brows grow wide He starts contorting his face as he tries to hold in his pure exhilaration and act unimpressed Easy now. There's enough for everyone. Please my fellow classmates dig in take one of the pieces of fried chicken out of his Bucket and sink your teeth into it. It's amazing tasting colonel sanders food transports you to another dimension alone with your taste buds gripping A drumstick in your hand You float weightlessly You focus your mind meditate on this moment Try and identify every flavor Savor the moment and everything that tells you about colonel sanders culinary heart Swim towards the light swim towards it Somewhere up ahead a bright light beckons you the flavors are so intense you become wrapped up in them Unable to resist you reach towards the light he grabs your hand and pulls you closer Closer until your fingertip connects with the end of everything You are forever lost in the land of tender fried chicken bliss Your mind dissolves There is no chicken now There is only herbs and spices. Oh my god. Is that a game? That's the game That's so good. I love that game over Oh, that's awesome. All right. Well, I am going to end this one here And next time we will try again if you want more. I had so much fun playing. This is great colonel sanders is a hot hot boy So let me know what you thought about this. Let me know if you want more So thank you guys so much for watching Hope you enjoyed if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all stay cranky. Bye