 internal revenue service IRS tax news there's no new news today so we'll just go into a random joke President Biden is just resting on Obama's laurels which isn't good because I don't think the Laurel brothers can hold him up sir it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable not entirely stable like all President Biden's job appointments the Laurel brothers were hired purely based on their immutable characteristics who hired that towel can barely walk let alone dry somebody off you think you're better than me the Laurel brothers being the first pair of four-foot one-armed transgender little people ever hired to hold up the president literally most prior presidents being able to stand on their own also watching the Laurel brothers work is like watching somebody try to park a bike that has a kickstand that's too small dismount kickstand stay what do you like but of course you can't go out and get a larger kickstand because that would be bigoted against four-foot one-armed transgender little people I've been called a bigot towards persons with disabilities apparently the Laurel brothers have also been assigned the task of updating the nuclear codes I'm sure they picked something secure I'll tell I'll tell I knew it would work all right give it to me given the high confidence level of those making hiring decisions the combination is one one one two two three three three four four five five five that's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life that's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage hiring decisions based on the applicants yeah perhaps we're in trouble well work where's the key it works or we have the combination great what's the combination one two three four five one two three four five yes that's amazing I've got the same combination on my luggage