 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Cyberpunk 2077 I don't know what all the hype is about if there's been 2007 six prequels to this It's just a little joke. Please don't leave. Oh, there you go. There's my pen it's alright Let's jump in and start a new game. Okay, suggested hard difficulty. Well, I'm a bit of a professional gamer So it's bumped that up to very hard and then go back to normal and there we go Wait, we didn't cut that? I want to be a street kid. I didn't read them enough really to make that decision, but it's made now Oh my god, there's so many options for customizations. Okay, I'll be right back Okay, I think we're done He looks a bit scary profile views actually worse somehow and I've made him just like me just really strong and really cool Right guys, okay. I'm ready to cyberpunk whatever that means. I've not actually really looked into this game that much It just looks cool and it's got the word punk in it So it's gotta be cool. Oh my nose is broken. Do I set my broken nose or knock back a shot? I always knock back a shot when I'm given the opportunity, especially in a PowerPoint presentation I'm gonna have to turn down my graphics. Am I drunk after one shot or is it the pain of my broken nose? My vision is going a bit Do I know you? Oh the no eyes look that is awesome I was tempted to go with that at one point, but I changed my mind because I like vision I found a guitar pick. That's a bit of a weird thing to loot Oh, I found where the guy got inspiration for his look. Wait, who are you? Where did you come from? Nice burger, dude Oh god, okay. I'm just gonna make intense eye contact with this guy go on eat I like watching people eat my entire recommended feed on YouTube is mukbangs. Oh there he goes. He gave up I knew he'd give in you've been taking bites out of that for like five minutes now And he's getting no closer to finishing it maybe in the future food just replenishes itself But then it would be weird that they gave him half a burger to begin with. Sorry. Yeah, I'm getting distracted Yeah, I'm gonna steal a car for you best keep your word Wait, where'd the burger guy go? I just walked through them. Oh, there you are. Sorry about that. Did you finish? Did you finish your burger? I think he finished his burger. Well, that's one side quest complete. See you got a good down home. Welcome This guy is so small. I guess in the future. That's probably normal. Oh wait. No, I'm just standing on their car Can I just not answer? I'm just gonna not answer Don't sit there in silence like I'm in the back of an Uber until I get there The I'm listening. I know. I'm just not talking Yes, I'm seven months pregnant. Please protect me. These people look scary Sebastian Ibarra Looks like it's my lucky day What do you want? I don't know this gentleman. I wasn't even talking to him Could I just get out it love your eyes by the way very hypnotic Never know who's got a barrel at your six. You need a shit bucket. Well, that's over I just got called a shit bucket, which honestly if that's the worst thing that happens to me is a great day Your number Could be useful. I don't think your number would be useful. I literally do not speak to you It's like I know you don't speak to me, but do you want my phone number? So maybe we could call sometime I could just talk and you sit there at the other end and silence Kirk I see the ride. Oh, that's the car. I want to steal. I'm stealing this car to just Wipe the debt of the bartender. It feels like whatever debt the bartender's in This is way too much Like I'd be better off selling this Or just not dying gun it gun it Oh, the police are one step ahead. What was that just glitched through the pole. Thank god You're here. This man was trying to steal my car. Anyway officer. I'll be on my way. Oh god. Damn it I have no time to testify. I'll play it on investigation Suggesting we let him go sir. I suggest you let us go if that means anything I suggest you toss them in the sea Okay, well, I guess we're getting tossed in the sea not a great start to a game But uh, maybe we'll find a way out. I don't know. Maybe it's just a short game They just throw me in the ocean and it ends the credits are all god. I can see what all the hype is about If I hadn't come you'd be cruising night city in sexy wheels right now. Yeah, I don't understand the dynamic here What were you doing? Jackie wells The oh wait, we're just we're making friends. That's kind of nice. You know what that does seem like a good outcome You're getting mugged And you end up making friends with them. Come on Let's go have some lunch. We buddies all of a sudden. I mean, I'm okay with this I like having a friend that I can go to lunch with I forgot how weird my guy looked. Why are you friends with me? I look like I should be in a high school textbook an example of people you shouldn't hang out with I think we're just getting a little compilation here of what they get up to for like a few weeks or months or something Half a year later in japan town. Okay. Well, at least you clarified that I was a bit confused at the start I thought it was just one really really wild day for a second aliens kidnapped my wife and kids helped me Celebrate. Oh, okay. God you're having a hell of a party here hot dog a few cans That's the life. All right job updated the rescue. Who are we rescuing? All right, if I know anything the bad guy will be waiting as soon as I open the store Okay, there was no one there. I've been watching the wrong movies clearly. I hope there's no kids in there back off Wave inside. Hi The music's a little loud, isn't it? Are we just here over a noise complaint? Oh my god What have you been doing? What the hell someone took your eyes out? You were going for the same look as that guy in the bar Weren't you? I didn't know it was so dangerous. Hello Do you have her eyes kill and hide body take down and hide body? Wait, what what is this? I just put them in the box. Yeah kill Oh my god, it's so efficient. He didn't even shout for help But I guess what was the point when the music's this bloody loud wait, I'm gonna grab one in a room full of people What are you gonna do? Oh, okay? You're just gonna kill him. You weren't that good friends You clearly were not enjoying your conversation. Oh, no, he escaped And now he wants to skin me and take my eyes. What the what the hell is going on my frames are dropping stop it Oh my god, he's so strong. He's taking so many headshots Dude do something I left the room and I'm just gonna let him calm down. I'm collecting kebabs Oh nice, I did absolutely nothing can I use this? Oh, yes Oh, I just pulled the usb stick out of her head. I don't think you're supposed to do that You gotta right click on that little usb symbol. It's safely eject, right? I mean, I think she's dead anyway It's probably fine. Goodbye lady. I hope you make it. We tried our best. I'm not even sure what is happening Seems like we're on some team that go in and save people, but I don't exactly know the context Oh, I'm just injecting myself with something. Sorry. I didn't mean to do drugs in front of you I meant to actually take out my phone. I know that's not an excuse, but it's what happened Oh, sorry, that's a warning. Don't tell anyone I did drugs in the elevator wait for the lockdown to end I've been doing that for nine months. Oh, no, what's this this? Oh god damn it. They're attacking us. Why we saved a lady We're heroes unless look, I don't know what's in there. Maybe it is some sort of celebration Maybe it's not guns. Maybe it's confetti cannons I'm trying dude. He's like hiding. Okay. Yeah, he killed himself You see that could have been awesome if you let me drive Maybe I should stay as the passenger. Is that one like a walker or something? That is awesome Dude, if I got really old instead of getting like a stair lift, I get one of those just smashing around the house Okay, on your way You have a good evening now. Oh the officer led us through that's nice. She's that easy to manipulate should we take the walker? Look My pops needs it. The only bathroom is upstairs Don't miss the I said I I will Okay, when we made it home finally I get some peace and quiet Okay, do you really need four televisions in an elevator? Oh god, I tried to make it none, but it just didn't work. Sorry. Sorry. I was just breaking the TVs. She's running Oh, no, I can't let you turn me in. Oh, no, she's gathered in a crowd and I don't know which one it was Hey neighbors. Well, look just in general. Just don't turn me in. Okay. Wait. There's someone in my apartment hiding Are we just roomies now? All right. Well the door's locked. I'm going to bed You just stay here cowering all night, but do it quietly because I want to get some sleep Oh my god, I need to cut my nails so bad. I made my nails long in the game But I didn't realize how many close-ups of my nails would be in the game Well, good morning sleepyhead. Where's my roommate? Huh? Hey Where'd you go? Did he move out? Yeah now get the hell out of here. Is that a child? They just look like mini adults Do you know what I mean? They don't really quite look proportioned. Oh my god, that kid's done the eye thing I'm a fucking wipe you What why crime? What did I do? Please don't open fire. I didn't mean to I apologize Look, I leave. Oh, no, the elevator's blocked. I I don't want to get shot. Why are you making me do this? I don't want to kill you I can't believe I just killed the cop and then just kind of left the future is now Oh, no, no, no, I didn't know that was grenade. I'm trying to put my gun away. Please. I'm just figuring things out Stop don't fight as I shoot her in the face I just wanted to put my gun away. There we go. I'm just avoiding the elevator altogether. I died I thought it'd be best to just avoid the police. They don't seem to like me Um, they're telling me how to call my vehicle, but they're not telling me how to stand Do I just have to call my vehicle to stand? Oh, is this my vehicle? The future is now I bet the seats even have built-in toilets just a hole in every seat. I'm finally driving. Oh, sorry. Sorry. It's lagging. Sorry. Sorry Hold on. I think there's actually something wrong. The audio is gonna all choppy as well Don't scream. Hold on. I'm actually only parking up this time The citizens in this game are so easily spooked compared to other games. Dr. Vector, we'll see you now Oh, yeah, we're going to the doctor. My guy doesn't feel well apparently I mean he has been just jumping off ledges and opening fire on random civilians So there's definitely something wrong with him. Unfortunately. It's me. I think I might have gotten spiked Gotta run. Oh, okay. I left the area in the conversation He was just describing his symptoms and then after that sentence gotta run may as well just add memory loss to the symptoms Also, my legs are a bit shaky. I just always feel anxious Oh God, I hope he doesn't remove my eyes. That seems like a trend around these parts Wait, he actually is taking out my eyes a dude. No, I was joking, but I I don't think I want this Can it just be a third eye? Can you leave my current eyes and just put it up in the middle of my forehead? Okay, what do I want an implant for? I feel like this is bit life And if this goes wrong, I can sue him Honestly memory boost and some legs to stop me dying when I jump off buildings would be great Fortified ankles. Maybe that would be a good one. Maybe just a whole operating system replacement might be a good idea I've had lasik before I can I can do this in layman's terms Any surveillance cam will capture your faces of blur. Don't worry. I think it's the face. That's my problem I forget how weird my guy looks. He's gonna stand out in the crowd So the fact that this is gonna blur my face on cameras is gonna help a lot. Honestly, that is a cool feature I feel like I got ripped off when I got lasik now. They didn't give me any of these added benefits This is so uncomfortable. Okay Okay, good. You blacked out my screen makes sense. I have no eyes now. So this is what the kid was seeing earlier Honestly, it's kind of peaceful. Maybe I should always play games with my monitor off. I probably die less Oh, I'm back. Okay. Good job. Doc looks clearer than ever I can release it for you, but you'd have to watch out for negative energy fields We went with different approaches to getting ready for the job He's working on his mind and his soul and I'm just like one new eyeball All right, meet with dex who's apparently a big shot I didn't answer that. What's the point in ringing me if you can just Forced me to answer. I'm meeting this big shot while I'm on the phone Hold on big shot. I'll be right with you. Just give me a moment. I'm still on the phone. Okay, dude. Come on This is the future. You know, that's bad smoking right in someone's face Would you rather live in pieces? Mr Nobody die ripe old and numb and slightly of urine or go down for all times in a blaze of glory Smelling near like posies without seeing your 30th. This guy's not pretty good at small talk. I didn't like that I put on your seat belt dangerous. You see he's trying to act all cool Like I'm not wearing no seat belt. Then the car stops. He's like, can I jump on his car? Nice? I'm going with dex. He's a big shot and I want to be around big shots I'm just on the phone here and I don't know what my next objective is this car is taking me really far away I hope it doesn't take me really far away from my objective. Can I car jack cars? If so, I really want this one Sorry, buddy He's gonna be like, come on. Why my car is the crappiest car out all of them and you took mine Ah, there you are. You had to ask about the car. All right. Let's knock on their door Sounds good. You want to take your bike or my car? Oh, you want to take my car? Okay Wait, where'd the truck go? Where'd the guy go? All right. Let's ignore that Ring a ding ding chome. Gotta get this done. What do you want me to do? I don't understand. I Does that let them know we're here? Ah here the button's here. Okay. That wasn't very obvious. I want to talk to Royce Dex sent us if there's any video on this like I standing there like this Looking straight into the webcam. What are these lasers? I'm just going up through them anyway You better turn them off in time because I'm running at them. I'm trying to waste your tripmines Oh my god, this guy went above and beyond. He got his eyes removed and he got like 10 instead I got ripped off. I only have my normal two. He's trying to walk into the conversation. He keeps pushing me What? Oh, yeah, they want me to sit on the couch, but I kind of want to explore their house All right, I'm sitting. I'm sitting. I'm sitting. Oh god. I've left it too long Oh That was a very abrupt end to the music. All right, I think this is what I'm after Dex is not going to be happy with what we've done here Like I kind of assumed things would have went bad anyway, but maybe not. Who knows Oh, no, they're looking for me. Where's Jackie? Is he just lingering behind? Oh, no camera camera camera Oh, I'm gonna run All right, best of luck Jackie. I'm out of here. I'm almost out. I'm sure Jackie will be fine. Oh, no No, no, no, no, no, no Jumping off ledges as usual jumping over boxes. Oh, thank god. I escaped into a cutscene. Oh, there's Jackie They're still after me behind though. What is that thing sneak past Royce optional? Well, that's That's fucking gone now. This is all gone to hell. Oh my god. I'm on fire Oh my god, what was that? I don't know what is going on here Oh, here you are. That's where you're hiding. I want to hide too. I'm calling my car The carriage just burst through the wall and pins him What's he doing? He's charging something up. Oh my god. He's fucking terrifying. He just runs at you You must be thinking to someone else. I do not have a pretty face I like how the all the people I ran past in the previous rooms just kind of forgot about us They just decided, you know what? I think Royce has this and to be fair, I don't blame them for thinking that Honestly, Royce, you're a bit of a weird dude. Like, what are you even doing right now? Like, what's he doing? Where's he going? The music has ended and it's getting kind of awkward now. This is just going on way too long I feel like we've all calmed down. Can we just agree to go our separate ways? Wait, is he dead? What happened? He was at like 23 health. I think the game just had pity him It was like, let's just kill him. Is he even dead? Okay, now, now I think he's dead. I may not have needed to do that, but I made my decision And I even get to go back to my car. This is lovely I got a later than more mid-mission. Look, I only have eyes for my car. Let me back it up I should probably look backwards while backing up though Nice of you to notice What? Okay There's a lot of that in this game In my car driving along next to him Not a very dramatic exit there, but good try. Here, I'll do something even worse to make you feel better I'll just drive into this fucking overflow. Oh, hey, Dex. Sorry. I hope this doesn't have video chat Well, you may not be impressed with your two new thongs. Good luck Uh-oh. Oh, I thought this was just gonna go on forever Oops. Well, there you go. You get your first look at the underwater scenery of cyberpunk 2077 I hope you like it. All right. Well, I can't think of a better place to end the video. Look at this city It looks gorgeous. Doesn't it? I bet no other creator has given you this kind of look at the city All right. Well, we will end it there I hope you enjoyed folks If you did be sure to subscribe I post every single day and be sure to like the video if you enjoyed it That helps me out a lot But uh, yeah, I appreciate you watching. Hope you enjoyed as I said and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now