 No birds were harmed in the making of this film. Birds! Tell us about... What you like about birds? I love how they are involved in government and how they spy on us regularly. Keep those thieves in check. Particularly the sparrows that fly over the mountain. Dangerous, yes. Incredibly dangerous. I love to know that a watch fly has been kept on us, the students here at DC. Do they threaten you? Yes, all the time. Do they take from you? I got mugged once by a seagull. It's not a happy experience, but I still respect the job that they do for our community. And what's the best bird? Um, rain. Oh, any reason? I don't know what that is. W-O-E-N. Oh. Look at them. Best bird ever. Thank you very much. For centuries, humans and birds have lived in disarray. From the bird flu to seagull attacks. We may never know what's actually going on between humans and birds. But we're here today to find out. This was the birds finally, and it was Christmas. The gift that keeps on giving. And then they're going to love us. And we're going to have a good time. The humans and the birds will live in peace and harmony. Like they once were. Yes, like they once were. A passion that you never see birds. Yes. At all. Yes, and birds don't eat donuts very often. Oh, no. Wait, let me look through the magnifying glass of the bird. Oh, wait, keep the magnifying glass there? Oh, no. Hey. Hey. We're just trying to do our damn job. It's pre-squawk. Come on. Pre-squawk for the camera. Squawk, squawk. Squawk. It's waving. Some of the ducks swim about. Well, these are ducks not birds. Some of the birds swim about. Yes. Birds are ducks. No, ducks are birds. Yeah, for sure. Whoa. That was missed. Yeah. Whoa, okay. Okay, I guess we are currently in the midst of a cookie down here. Thank you. Sure, do you have any comments on the accident? All too harrowing a reminder of the violence that can be caused by two separate groups in conflict. Excusez-moi, sir. Excuse me. Excuse me. And very helpful. As was this vision. Yes. Wild birdies. Yes. Oh. Oh, hey. Did you get that? Yeah, I think I did. Some birds are very greedy. Get away from my donut, buddy. Get so cool. Come on now. Sorry. Get a video of me and the birds on the bed. Okay. Yep. No, it's okay. There's one on my back. Yeah, let's get them off you for the guy in the hut this comes. Or not. Say how's it right now? We've made some new friends. Yes. The birds, many of the birds. Want new friends. Yes, many of the birds want peace and they actually want to be friends with the humans. It's all about offering some peace. Some peace. It's all about offering. But what more could we do for these birds? We could build them a nest. Build them a nest. I showed him. I don't want no trouble. Do they threaten you? This one appears to have a problem with the earth. I just want peace. All the time. Do they take from you? The garden quickly arrived on scene to restore peace amongst the pigeons. Into phase two, which is building the nest for the birds. I don't think I got that. Yeah, I don't think I got that. But it was cool. It was very cool. We're going to get some sticks. And we're going to hopefully make a nice nest. And the birds will offer peace with the humans. Hopefully. Yes. We're trying to get some sticks over here. Okay. Thank you. I'll get this one. I don't know. What is that? I actually don't know. It looks like a little turnip. They look like seashells. She got from some fathoms as well. Maybe. He's coming. He's coming. There you go. Uh oh. This pigeon's nearby. Hi buddy. Oh my god. Oh my god. Is it going to hurt me? I don't think so. The squirrel. I don't know what the squirrel went to. What do you think of the birds in the area, mister? Oh my god. Look at the magnifying glass. Oh my god. I love him. Mr. Squirrel was very inclined to come in. What? This could be a nice, homely area. Yes. I've kind of raided. Next time. We've come to the home of a bird who is not presently here. This is like Neville's doorstep challenge. Okay. Let's put it over here somewhere. Oh my god. Have you built a nest before? Oh my god. The seagull is unimpressed with our activities. We have an audience. He's always watching us. He's always unhappy. And he will take things from you because the seagulls are evil. And they're not to be forgiven. We do not make peace with the seagulls. I'm going to break this. Oh, that was a nice one. Oh, it sure was. 12 centimeters by 12 centimeters. Maybe. Yes, I think so. Oh, she's front of you. Of course. Yes. Look, prices. It's only... A safe neighborhood as well. Very safe. I mean, if you look around. Safe. There's not a person inside. A family is moving in. Susan. Can we move back up? Yes. And Rodger. Oh. Are you getting that? Oh my god. Ah. Oh my god. We have lots of interested buyers of the nest. Oh my god. They're coming more and more and more. We have a bidding war, guys. Oh no. They're for the nest. They love the nest. Oh my god. We did it. They love... Oh. Look who it is. If it isn't the ice cream stealer. Pigeons are lovely. And we should respect them. And we should make friends with them. And offer peace and build the nest more often. Seagulls are our souls. Should I rip it? No, I think that you're supposed to fold the sides up. Yeah. Oh, perfect. Give me your feet. Try again. Two. Ah. To make... A nest for the nest. Ah. We've come to... Okay, then. Yeah, okay.