 Welcome back. I hope you enjoyed lunch as much as I did. Our next session will be by one of my favorite speakers. You already got all your sessions. You don't need to kiss me or something like that to get another one. I like it. Actually, it's always nice to see one of his talks because you can even watch him doing talks in a language. If you don't even speak, it will still have fun and maybe understand a bit what he is talking about. So, please welcome Enrico Sini and his talk about advanced tools for wasting time. Thank you. I can't speak English because I don't know how to speak English. I'm glad that I could speak any language and people would have fun anyway, so I could speak Polish. Hi, everyone. I'll go with English. This talk is about advanced ways of wasting time. He has noted that this is a meta talk because, well, a depth of session is an advanced something, and we are, of course, all wasting time, so the talk itself is an advanced ways of wasting time. Thanks, Zach, for pointing that out. I'm going to cover something that in Bologna we called casseggio, which I would define as a way to waste time that is creative, but especially useless, at least useless according to what are the current canons of society, which say that for something to be useful, it has to be requiring anxiety and pain. So we'll do something useless that is fun. There is a lot of history about casseggio. I don't know if there is an English word for it, like creative waste of time. One could argue that pyramids were a fairly creative way of wasting times, but besides this, we don't actually know much about the reasons behind them. We could go in literature and, well, there's been, like, Greek philosophers who spent time demonstrating that I cannot get from here to there. Late in poets that wrote, like, amazing poetry is like, if in the terms you will hear applauding people, then the penis of Mr. Maro has gotten in. It's great stuff. I mean, that happened, like, all around history. In Bologna, there's been, like, in the beginning of Italian literature, one of the first witnesses of Italian literature and culture was big books in which people noted, like, transactions, but then, like, at the end of the day, they had half of a page which was empty, and they needed to fill it up. Otherwise, one could add to the page and falsify the logs, but instead of, like, painting lines on it, they would just transcribe popular poetry, and they are a really nice source of time-wasting literature, but Dante itself, which is, like, one of the most important classical writers ever, divine comedy and that sort of things, used to write nice poetry together with another friend insulting each other's wives and relatives and blah, that's fairly interesting. You can get them translated. I have links. You can ask me about that. Well, I have various examples in Italian literature, and someone knows Chaucer probably from UK. He's got something nice. In that sense, the French will remember Rabele. There's no better ass-cleaning system than a duck with nice feathers, but you have to keep the head of the duck between the legs. That's like French literature from the 15th century, and it's great. I suggest you read the book. It's like a three-page essay about how to wipe one's bottom after going to the toilet, and the French still haven't figured out. They invented the bidet, but the Italians use it, and they don't. Okay, but let's go back to wasting time and not being kicked out by the French, because I still love French people, especially when they have nice cheese in the fridge. So we can go up to more modern times and see the dadaist people who take, like, a urinal, and they put it upside down and they call it fountain, and that's like a masterpiece of art, which I actually appreciate, or a bicyclet wheel, and they call it bicycle wheel, and that's another piece of art. Actually, an Italian artist went even beyond that and was probably pissed off by what art was doing, and he decided to take his own shit, put it inside a tin can and close it, and then label it artist shit, put a date of packaging and everything, and decided the price of this artwork is the same price of an equal amount of gold in weight. And so he said, well, yeah, this is 100 grams of my shit, and it's a piece of art because it's artist shit, and if you want to have it, you have to pay the same price of 100 grams of gold. Of course, now this piece of art is much more worth than that. That's a very advanced way of wasting time and making a point. But pretty much always there's been people playing with creative waste of time and walking the edge of genius. There's the pathophysics, I don't know if anyone heard of pathophysics, but I guess yes, is the science that has a method but doesn't have a goal, and there's really nice pages on Wikipedia about it, and is there any discordian around? Next Friday we go out for a hot dog. Right, Umberto Eco of the name of the rose, people know it as one of the best contemporary Italian writers, likes to exchange crap, stupid things via mail with Benigni and Bertezaghi, and everyone's pretty much been doing that for quite a while. Right, there's the nice annals of improbable research, which I appreciate a lot, they do the ignoble prices. They have a really nice, luxuriously flowing hair clap for scientists that I wanted to join but I'm not a scientist. So now I want to have a PhD just to join this luxuriously flowing hair clap for scientists. So yeah, this is noble, this is a creative waste of time, it's a really nice way of exploring new things. It's probably not really a waste of time, but you only discover it like, well, late in the future, when people say you were a genius and you say, no I was just wasting time, no sorry, I was a genius, paying me lots of money. And so this talk is about finding advanced ways of wasting time in Debian and be a genius tomorrow by wasting time today, which is a nice fun way of becoming geniuses. So one could say that it could be above, so if you have ideas to do this in a more advanced way, like if you have a robot that moves this, so in a way hacking goes to the edge of an advanced way of wasting time. So sometimes things just follow by themselves, like when you find yourself with an automatic praying device in your own hand, you turn it on and it prays, you can change the prayer. It's a nice device I got. And when you have an FM transmitter in the other hand, you can just put them together and create the Holiness Broadcaster. Well, those are like stupid examples of things that come naturally. You have two unrelated things you put them together and you get something interesting, which is most of what we are going to do now. So I'll now start showing what a couple of tools we have in Debian that are useful for wasting time creatively. Well, everyone knows SL, I guess. There's a Debian package for that. It corrects you when you type LS by Mr. Rongli. I quite love the person that packaged AN, because then I can do things like instead of, I can mistype MAN and do AN open office. I learned that open office has to have Italian dictionaries, but open office anagrams with cif or piano, which means a full spank in the face. And that just comes like misspelling MAN, so I think that AN should be installed by default in every system. Increase the font. More. Okay, let's go on. We are all grateful, I guess, to Gergely Nagy, or I don't know the pronunciation. Gergely Nagy for packaging Tama, which I don't know if I have installed. No, actually I don't. But I'm working together with Vagran to... Tama is a Tamagotchi server. It sits on a port, you can add to it, and you can play Tamagotchi. And I'm working with Vagran to revamp my Tama CDD, which is a custom demo distribution which is installed with zero questions. And it's like the easiest system to install ever. And it creates a black box server, deleting everything you have in the arbor, right? Which runs a Tamagotchi demon. So you just put the CDD in your drive, reboot the machine, it does all the installation stuff. And then you can just tell NET to port whatever, I don't remember it, and have your Tamagotchi and feed it. And I think that Tama CDD is very important because then it shows how to create a CDD with a simple CDD system made by Vagran. So ask Vagran about simple CDD, it's not around, but you'll see him around at that conf, it's really cool. And that's... So in a way, wasting time is a kind of exploring... as a way to explore new technology. When you don't know what to do with a new cool tool, you just waste time on it. Other nice things we have... Well, everyone knows, I guess, Vigor, which is VI with the paperclip. I have problems with the window manager. Okay. Well, there's a whole BSD games package, which has lots of really nice things. It's the evil tool to count your mail and all sorts of filters, like Pig Latin. I don't know if it does decoding. I really suggest you explore the package BSD games. It's really nice. It's got nice things. People know robot finds kittens, and you are a robot, you go around and you have to find the kitten, it's a screwdriver, so you keep looking for the kitten. I'm fairly unlucky today. Oh, finds the kitten and it's very cute. They find each other. And then, of course, fortune that everyone knows. Okay, that's like simple tools of wasting time. And we can try to do something a bit more advanced with the various tools we have. For example, to respect my public. It's really nice to have a look at everything that is in the package filters. So we can do, like, translate... Well, I guess that's very well known. I can take, like, an email. So, okay, so I can... Ah, find... So we get the text body out of... Out of DebianDevel. And we can do stuff with it, like, make it really flamish. Actually, it's quite interesting to see the mail headers mangled like that. I like delivered. Or we can make it like, I don't know... Okay, it's quite nice. So that's, like, these really nice English filters, which people did that for Italian as well. I think it must not be simple to write that. I don't know. That could be a ball for debcom with Italian cabal people around here to create something for Italian. Another thing you could do with text. It's nice to have sources of text because then you can do nice stuff with it. Let's see. I think I deleted it. I downloaded the... Is it too big now? No. This is still readable. I downloaded the list of... Someone made a really nice list of Debian package release names. Like, the... I'm drunk tonight and it's Saturday and there's no nice film on TV release. So that is another nice data source, or a mailing list archive is a data source. And data source is nice because in Unix we have lots of filters. So, for example, we can use data do-do. Another wonderful Debian package I love that it studies the frequency distributions of the input, builds a Markovian chain representing the statistical distribution of the input and generates an infinite text on output which resembles the input. Now, I should cut away the headers. Well, which I could do easily. Grab. Minus V. Blah. Don't need to be accurate, right? It's much quicker now. And so you get, like, yeah, I like data do-do. I like the description. Data do-do is a program that analyzes text for Markov chains of warp probabilities and then generates random sentences based on that. Sometimes these sentences are nonsense, but sometimes they cut right through the heart of the matter and reveal hidden meanings. Yes? What? No, I didn't. I don't know. Maybe it's broken, but that's the common line. Okay, we can go on. What do I have? There's Polygen, which I quite like. It's a generator of... Hi. It's a generator of random sentences from grammar definitions. And I like the description, which I copied from upstream, who is probably a genius. It's an interpreter of a language designed to define languages. So it's an advanced tool indeed. And it's used as a parody tool for linguistic habits, stereotypes, and trends in this foolish era. And then it goes on describing all stuff about parody and... It's really nice. With Polygen, you can define a grammar definition and run it. Last year, there was a Polygen both. And... Dev-dev... Polygen... Let's see if I have a few grammars. How do we use the computer at this one time? Okay. Okay, use a less. So last year, at the Polygen both, we created a couple of grammars. There's the... There was... And so on. There was, like, a changelog. Generates changelog entries. That was done during last years. Well, yeah, it's nice. Like... Last year, there was the Udev breakage happening during the Conf. So, well... Okay, let's go back. So with Polygen, we can generate all sort of stuff. There's the bio... The biography of the author of Polygen, which we can, of course, format better. Like, and so on. Which you can stand, filter with... Sorry. Yeah, we can do all sort of things like... Actually, this... Okay, let's see. We can have... This is useful. We can make a bot for... For the dash... For the Debian IRC channel. It's automatically a Q&A. So that, like, the arrogant people can have a more arrogant person than them and stop being arrogant. And then, of course, we can always have it said by a cow. Cowsay is one of my favorite Debian packages. For example, I can, like... I don't know, edit files and, like, an email or something and have it, like... Yeah, come on. Wake up. I can do nice VIM macros with that. There was a project with Alfie. Well, Cowsay's got, like, lots of different themes. It's kind of theme-able. So... It's kind of cute. It's theme-able. And there was a project with Alfie last year to create an RMS polygen grammar and have a GNU-Cowsay file to read it. He needed to provide me the GNU-Cowsay file, which I guess you still have it in some part of your hard drive. But we'll get there sooner or later. This is nice. For example, so what if you want to know all the cows that you have? You can easily do copy and paste them because I'm lazy of typing. That's a nice one-line, common-line thing that creates a demo of all the Cowsay things and so on. Other nice things you could do I created... Is it here? No. I was fairly proud of this other one. It's the auto-polygen grammar which generates a common-line, which you can then... That was... And you can make a polygen screensaver which just does it over and over with character encoding problems and so on. We have a screensaver, right? In few lines of shell. But we'll get to screensavers later. Okay, the insult generator make it mean and... And that's all, like, composing tools we have. It's quite nice and we have lots of tools to compose, which I love. For the Italian crowd, I created the infinite optimism generator which does polygen... Well, let's go here. Repeat 50 times some optimistic phrase generator thing and then give it to Dada Doudou and then give it to Festival and it goes on generating optimistic phrases forever. And that's the automatic optimism generator which can, of course... which can be, of course, turned into an automatic optimism broadcaster which is illegal in most countries and that explains why there are so many words in the world. Right, I have a... Okay, so we can move away from polygen a moment. We can have... Actually, I had another thing we could do with polygen along these lines. We have polygen metal, generates names of metal songs. Um... It's very useful when you hack with mournful. It's got this Amarok stuff sending in IRC channel the music he listened to and I... I'm always humiliated because he listens to really interesting stuff and now I created the polygen bot that I can just ask myself to generate a metal thing so I don't feel left outside. There's between him and Isaac and other people. So I can generate metal songs and I can do the same trick and give it to Dada Doodoo and then festival... Although it would be interesting I'm waiting. Sounds a bit like this. I wanted to put like... I was looking for a goth metal loop to put below the festival voice and it would make like for the infinite hard rock thing and I was also looking how to... I didn't manage to have two audio output mix together. I don't know why ESD, DSP would crash and ours would crash and so on because I wanted to do this on top of a... on top of a hard rock loop and the voice goes lower and lower and it's perfect. You can control the festival pitch so you can make it really low. So that's the infinite goth metal song generator and one thing that I did was really nice and had lots of success in Italy when I presented this talk. It's probably not as understandable here but I will tell you anyway because it's a bit of an inside on the Italian left-wing culture. I think it's an issue in the left-wing which exists since at least when I was born and I think even well before and people have been asking themselves if like Pussy is left-wing or right-wing and that was like a very important question in Italian left-wing politics because like left-wing activists would wonder if it's left-wing to spend time having sex or if it's righting because you don't fight for the revolution and this problem was unsolved until Debian came and so what I did I made a little experiment with this really nice package it's a text classifier by Isian it's a very advanced tool which when I see a very advanced tool I think of how I can waste time with it where's Clint Clint Adams is not around because he was the maintainer I don't know if he still is I think he orphaned it after he knew what I did I used I've been downloading home pages of various Italian newspapers and then I've been dividing them in left-wing and right-wing and then I've been using them to train the by Isian classifier and then I've been testing the classifier I downloaded the cocaine dot whatever website and it's been classified like right-wing and I downloaded the marijuana dot blah website and it's been classified like left-wing so in Italy we all know that cocaine is right-wing and marijuana is left-wing I don't know if it's the same abroad but the presidents of fiat are very well known for sniffing sniffing cocaine and the student the rebel students are very well known for sniffing marijuana so that was a good way of testing the classifier and then of course I downloaded some like website about pussy which took a while to find and the classifier classified it as left-wing which proved that Italian left-wing activists can finally have sex in peace with their conscience there's other interesting small nice things we could do while we're still in the common line before passing to the graphical interface another couple of tools are like run type I can do like what do I run type well you know where it is okay no I don't have that it's nice it's a version of cut you can configure it it's got lots of things and it's a nice component you could like put in pipelines and stuff there's a lovely tool that I use a lot Bogosort and it will sort a file by randomly permutating it and see if it's sorted and if it's not try again it's good because you can stop it at the first interaction and it's good for selecting random things so I can do like I'm sorry I don't have anymore that list of quote do we have internet around here yes I'm the maintainer of Polygen yes I'm never supposed to do this sort of trick but I'm a wireless as any user of Polygen know of sorry of not Polygen guestnet as any user guestnet knows I can't make guestnet work with wireless hi Martin and well yeah it's supposed to work last beacon two seconds ago kind of slow okay fine good to me well we'll get there so for example if you want to like you can do this I don't remember okay dash N it's nice that it's a sort algorithm that has a don't sort function and it's the most useful so if you are like the bastard operator from hell you can like run this actually it always gets me the system stuff because there's only one account on this system but this could be a way to automatically select one user to delete every night only me so it's not random anymore let's see if the HCP is kind of slow but gets there no the HCP doesn't like me too bad I can still show it some examples because I blocked about it and I still have them around so you could like take the package release names and then put them in the other do-do it generates new package release names if you don't know how to choose them you can okay this makes it a bit more cleaned up you can do use like a bogey sort to have like a fortune kind of thing using the Debian release names and then of course you can generate a fortune database out of them so that was like some examples about it would have like it's quite nice but I'll wait for the HCP and another idea I had now I bought a Bluetooth key and I heard that Bluetooth is kind of hackable and I thought that one could make like an automatic tool that scans Bluetooth devices, mobile phones and tries to hack into them and download the phone directory of it and then see if there are people that have been using the phone directory and in that cases it could like send an SMS to each other like we may be friends that could be like such a lovely project and you would end up knowing like everything about Bluetooth so that would be a very advanced way of wasting time and then you just go and find a job in the Bluetooth market see the point of wasting time I mean okay then I think we can be done let's go to the X interface so everyone should have installed one of the most important packages in Debian which is Cappuccino it's a very important tool it's made by an Italian of course oh okay let's try without my pastert okay so this is the tool that makes your computer look busy when you go out and take a Cappuccino it's called Cappuccino and not lunch it will finish after 10 to 15 minutes on purpose I actually have been talking with upstream and about like integrating polishing with it but upstream is really inactive for some reason I don't know and lots of another like interesting tool in Debian is well literally for wasting time is clocks we have such a huge amount of clock gadgets in the distribution I remember son at some point did some sort of GNOME usability testing in GNOME and one of the problem was that one of the tasks they had is like add a clock to your panel and the problem people would get confused because they had like six different types of clock applets and they didn't know like what the hell they should put there we have many and I don't know why they're so important but I like that they are there for example I quite like X-Dali clock I don't know what's wrong with this GNOME term it's very arrogant it's like a more fluid clock we have sun clock which looks harmless except when you go into the options and they have no idea it's got like this very user friendly buttons like I'm present how about that that's the manual right I love it I have no, I don't dare pressing those things I think one is to wipe my home back actually and we have this that I love it's the clock for the fellow Australians if clock have been invented in Argentina sorry, it's an Argentinian clock they would run counter-clockwise because down there a sundial it's the other way around and so this program brings that option to Argentinians which now can have justice and I proposed like I had friends like it's got a bunch of you can have them mirrored and a friend were throwing an NTP enabled New Year's Eve party which I like the idea that was the Taipei Linux user group so lovely and NTP enabled like New Year's Eve party is great and I told them that would have been a nice idea to have like the two clocks that would converge at midnight but I don't know if they actually did it why it became smaller so yeah, you can waste time with clocks a lot everyone knows XSurf which well I don't have installed what? non-free okay, no one knows it I don't have it installed, I don't know it either yeah, I was about to say that Xplanet is like a good oh right it doesn't work, I have to put it in a window no maintainers this Nautilus stuff is very arrogant I can't run my X penguins on it and it really like steals this background stuff and please fix it Xplanet is like shows the earth rendered in real time with the sun and everything and it's a nice advanced tool I did interesting stuff with it like I used it to map weather stations on the map to see if my software was actually computing them correctly and so on but if you got the Xplanet website and see how people hack them up and they display stuff in their background in their X window background like the current earthquake in Jupiter with that and that's like such a nice advanced tool of wasting time apparently Andrea still has got an interesting setup yeah, but then I don't have it configured interestingly I need to get it anyway have a look at the Xplanet website it's interesting and then let's go into more specialized tools for wasting time we have in X I quite like XTEDD moving around the cursor the cursor becomes hard you can move it around keep it there do your work I think so this could be a list of packages we can have to waste time and I'm sure Xroach is blah, I don't know but I suggest you run through the list through the output of this command it's really interesting and you can get stuff like K.Odo which is probably starting the whole KDE behind it it's just, well, you know how long you go with your mouse and I think it goes very well Xlaby which is a simply bastard tool that just hooks your mouse and you have to fetch the blue dot if you want to have it back one day, but now I can have like the the odometer that tells me actually how much do I move my mouse to get there I love the combination of the two Xlaby is like don't ever ever mess with your X authorization files so that people can like run X stuff into your thing, like you have like Xlaby-B-P and you just can't see the labyrinth and you can have other stuff like the mazes built by yourself avoiding the walk that starts from blah and you can grab the keyboard so you can't use window manager hotkeys to get out of it and you can use it to get the wish with no quit I don't think so, but there's a quantum mode which I think goes near to it's lovely so cute great, I mean, yeah the main page is great I quite like also Waves that makes your system more fluid they did a version for Xgl you have to see it I've seen a demo of Xgl with this it's like, I could like later on if we really don't know what to do I can show you an Xgl demo which has really advanced ways of wasting time inside but nice things is when you can compose stuff together so for example you can compose X stuff with command line stuff and get into like the real power what should be the unix way to X to to graphic interfaces I can do like okay, that's one screen saver, right stuff this Gnome guy goes around and eventually says something hi, tell me something please right luckily you can the X screen saver guys are really nice and they allow you to plug stuff that has problems with screen refresh come on, wake up oh, improbable is there a way to tell Gnome terminal to stay in the back when I run software and then it goes around and uses Polygen I should like submit request for a feature to them wow and so on, you can have it works very well with the optimism generator and there are ways to make it talk so now we create a speech demon that's a speech demon and then we do should be it except it doesn't speak what? yeah, but it used to work when whatever, I'm sorry or maybe I should have tested it well, whatever well, that was the idea it was a nice common line to learn about 5-folds I think it's the kind of example should be made when you teach about Unix in universities so there's many like screen savers another one I like a lot and that's like a nice so there's phosphor okay, it just prints stuff like this but it's nice when you actually do yeah well, you can do all sort of stuff but now it's not right it's a full terminal emulator so you can use it instead of Xterm, I don't know if it does UTF-8 I just did Ctrl C and no problem that's aptitude we should file a bug to aptitude it doesn't run correctly under phosphor I think it's a very critical bug okay so we can file a bug with patch okay, other things is we can do the well, we know this I don't have really funny polishing grammars for English to play with that adoodoo so we can do like this and we can have the infinite Debian policy the infinite Debian policy screen saver this could be like something to show up at conferences with when people are drunk there's a nice picture viewer matrix view it does like the matrix stuff but it shows images sometimes and you can decide what images to show and all sort of things oh, thanks a lot it's quite subliminal, it's fairly interesting to get stuff into that as well basically any screen saver if you just read the man page, they're documented if you just read the man page you can plug all sort of things into them and you can get really cute stuff Scottish people of course can have a tartan generator it's actually like quite serious it can generate tartans from like most Scottish families so that's well it has its Damian package I like it there's a G Desklet which wow, whatever yeah, sure, why not which has lots of useless stuff inside but other nice thing you could do with Unicode in the character map there's lots of nice symbols you can just paste on ICQ and remember the names like you know that control shift can allow you to input Unicode stuff and so you can make hearts to use on ICQ it's another thing in the charm in the gnome charm in the character map there's like plenty and it's really nice so you can remember the names of the most important it has advanced tools of wasting time we have Goopy which is an editor which many people can use at the same time over the network, he's a text editor with multiple cursors and I was thinking that could be used which pub to go in the night a number of geeks sit around the table with laptops and they do a wireless hardhawk network, run Goopy connect to each other and then edit a file in which people type the name of places that could go and people can add comments to the name of places typed by other people and then at the end one could you end up with a nice documentation about where to go and where not to go and just publish on a wiki that's another advanced way of wasting time some crowds of friends take like three hours to decide which pub to go so this could actually speed up things and then another idea I had is there's multisync which can sync your phone book in your mobile phone with your evolution data store or KDE address book and so on and you can also sync with LDAP and since many things use LDAP like the Unix account stuff I had the idea of creating a user automatically every time I add an number in my phone book that would make it very easy to do user administration you have teenagers that are really good and administering their phone directory so you can replace your system administrator with a teenager and a mobile phone another idea I had which I quite like is the Bayesian horoscope like it works like this in the morning you decide a list of information sources like newspapers, weather forecast Debian mailing lists and so on and in the morning you take you build like a Bayesian database out of their content and then in the evening you tell a Bayesian classifier if the day was good or bad and you go on for a while and then the Bayesian classifier will learn according to the world events usually becomes a good or a bad day for you and so eventually you stop training and in the morning you just ask the Bayesian classifier to classify the information in your data sources and it will tell you if you will have a good or a bad day Emacs users probably know they have a doctor unfortunately I don't have Emacs installed I think right they have Emacs they do like this and if they have troubles using the system they can get help psychological help and yeah that's more or less the list of things I could show and I welcome more ideas I think we can yeah that's a nice idea Emacs doctor and Eliza run through the filters talking to each other that like it's not trivial to do I guess because you have to hook into lots of stuff and so it's a really nice exercise to actually learning LISP and the shell stuff and I'm not sure I understand in Emacs psychoanalyzed pinhead that's lovely lovely I will install Emacs another thing well in the Italian version I forgot to mention that another of the reasons to give this talk is because in Debian we don't when you are on windows and you have to waste time you just run defrag and then you feel like your computer is doing something important and you feel like you are smart because you look at those blobbing things doing busy stuff in front of you and so like Debian is ingenious is a great operating system because we don't have defrag and we actually waste time with something much more creative so unfortunately I discovered that there is a big risk because and I think it's XGI is trying to boycott Debian development because they built they built this stuff which is a defrag that shouldn't happen so now you know it exists now it's defragging my XFS drive I suggest we remove XFS from Debian and we go back to more serious stuff but luckily it doesn't have the twinkling, blibbling blogs so it doesn't look so bad and it's nice you can control C or defrag stuff and it doesn't mind right so that's more or less it I don't know how much time did I waste well we have some room till 1am in the night so I welcome a buff that will be our next advanced tool of wasting time I guess people have seen it and you wonder why drivers are not made fast enough because I've seen it in real life it goes even worse than this this is an earlier version I'll go on because it can be a bit more lesurgic blah well that will be like wasting time in the next generation of X okay well and oh yeah film transparency on top of each other on the edge of a cube I don't know what they were thinking but well okay anyway that's the future of wasting time but it's probably not as creative I think that's it if people have ideas we can put them together make a nice blog entry and anyway thanks for your participation I always like to give this talk see you next time