29 Reasons Why Twilight SUCKS





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Uploaded on Jul 9, 2009


My rant. And before you comment on this, I HAVE read all the books. I've seen the movie. I know Twilight. I just don't like it. Comment, rate, fav, subcribe, etc.

I don't own anything.

Song - "The Kids Aren't Alright" by The Offspring

EDIT: Wow, 1,000+ views!! Thanks, guys!!

EDIT 2: I'm going to reply to some FAQs here so I don't have to keep answering them individually.

Q1: "You have a closet affection for Edward. You love Twilight, you're just afraid to admit it."
A1: I thought I made it clear in the video, but I suppose not. I do not like Twilight. Even if I did, I would have no reason to hide it. What is there to lose by being a fan? If anything, you lose more when you hate a series than when you like it. So, obviously, a closet affection for Twilight would be totally illogical, though I guess to have this affection in the first place, you wouldn't be able to handle logic....Anyway.

Q2: "Get a life."
"Why take all the effort to read all the books?"
"You just don't understand Twilight."
A2: To answer all these questions, I'd like to direct you to this wonderfully amazing video. She answers these questions perfectly. Exactly how I feel.

Q3: "There's nothing wrong with writing for yourself."
A3: I worded it poorly in the video. To be a professional author, you have what is known as an "audience." To succeed in the business, you have to write stuff that is A) Enjoyable for that audience, and B) Appropriate for that audience. If you don't consider what an audience wants and needs, you end up with books like Breaking Dawn, which many (most?) fans say is their least favorite in the series. Plus, there are some parts of that book that are highly inappropriate for her audience (typical Twilight audience being females ages 10-17). That's what I have a problem with, not her enjoying her own books. Sorry for any confusion.

These FAQ's shall be updated as more questions pop up.

EDIT 3: 50,000+ views! WOW!!! *Hugs you all*


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