 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're doing something a little bit different And I know what you're saying Kevin you say that all the time. How can something be different if it's always the same? Well, I'm not answering it. I'm moving onwards So did you ever see the movie The Room the cult classic starring Tommy Wiseau? You gotta tear me apart Lisa! Well back in the day I used to do videos on machinima and there was someone else who did videos on machinima 2 That's Tommy Wiseau. It's honestly one of the weirdest gaming shows I have ever seen in my life, and that's including my gaming videos Let's watch the commercial so you can get an idea of what we're in for Hi, this is TW This is not my house. I was just preparing an egg breakfast Sorry, I didn't watch this yet I was just preparing an egg breakfast. It's just so relatable Your favorite TW moments on only one DVD. Oh, this is a commercial for the DVD. Wait, you can get a DVD Oh my god, why am I not selling my videos on DVD? That's where this medium is going Let's see if we can get VHS too. All right, let's jump in and take a look at some of these videos Oh my god that old school machinima logo. I remember when I had to use that. It's not my house This is not my house Oh Actually, he just got distracted like a fly went by or something. Oh, so aliens do have nipples. The suit is too tight I think He's impressed with the menu. I relate more and more to this Tommy guy every day Okay, let's see how good he is at games. Oh, I can't go. Ah, that's for sure Probably Tommy you're probably better than me to be honest. He's the same strategy as me Just keep hitting the same button No, shut up. He's doing well. Well, I have now. Wait, what did he do? Oh, he's got into the venue fantastic I'm pushing star. What's going on here? He said he's started because he wants the game to stand. That is so adorable. Ah, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Yes, yes, yes queen you can do it. He survived What a jerk. I Think he's beaten him. Yes, of course I did. Oh, oh, sorry. Of course you did. Yes, Tommy Now I picked up the girl now. Haha, I guess what? Come on little lesbian. What? He's making zero sense. It's impossible to follow along. Yeah, yeah, you have big boobs. You think you're smart, huh? What? I'm so confused. Bye That's the first episode over with after he went on that really weird Insulting tangent. Oh, there he goes back to his home planet This is probably top-tier production quality back then. Oh, he played Dark Souls and the thumbnail is just so enticing I got a click on it. I got to find out what happens Of course, I'm here now. Just what I call this biggest fish in the lake Eat it. No Tommy. That is not an egg breakfast Okay, Eileen the last question for you every time I leave here. I find this little Slime Package in my pants. The writing is so bad in this show like it's not even Tommy's fault He's doing his best with the source material I'm happy with this one. He gets to kick out on the menu every time. I love it It doesn't take much to please the guy and I want to be I'm hot naked Oh my god, he's gonna make a character like I make them except he won't be doing it intentionally I like spin You look stupid shut up alien leave him alone like the alien is stupid Everything adds in there is just a snarkier mark that isn't even funny Tommy is the star of the show and if they formatted this just around Tommy. It would have been fantastic I'm so fucking invested in this. Come on. You can do it Tommy. Yes. He did it Every now and again, he'll just do a random noise. I don't even know what it is He's having the time of his life look at him go Tommy we need to team up and play some games I'm telling you you'll have a blast. Ah ha ha. I retrieve all He's in the middle of a fight. He's just laughing and talking about retrieval while walking into a wall Oh, wow, he got away. He's getting really good at video games. Now. He's really improved I'm impressed. No feck off leave him play stop interrupting him. Oh, what's going on now? I am you know no, no, he's right, but no, you don't look anywhere like a tiny little voice like a six years old Maybe two years old boy. He's got a fine. They're fixing it any moment now probably and they'll be able to see you See if I was trying to imitate Tommy there. I would have said You know, you gotta at least get the dialogue right You are me from a future. Oh, okay. I got you. It's so casual man. He's like, oh, okay. That's fine He's seeing his future self dying that I'm dying. Oh, what a shame. He doesn't even care Tell me what Oh Yeah, I agree with Tommy's reaction to this I wish I would take my body home and bury me in a nice Other aliens the writer and producer as well, I'm very angry at that You should have just let Tommy do his thing for a gaming channel. This is very little gaming. I Really want to know did they sell any DVDs for this series and if they've any in stock because I think I'd like to buy it Oh Wow, that's amazing. No, don't look down the barrel of the gun. That is dangerous Tommy I'm glad they're giving him a more fun game. They've been giving him really bad games so far I'm ready for this stupid game. Are you the predator or the prey? I'm the prayer He chose option C A combination of both I have to concentrate human always concentrate, you know, they have a game inside. They had they cannot think that fast We're not alien. Those are wise words. I Think I'm not sure I have to really digest that for a bit I didn't think about that I surrender to you aliens as a punishment. You can shoot the You know paint bullet in my brain. What's it? No, don't paint bullet in his brain I could do that. No, you can't do that. It doesn't even make sense and I have a here and I still play it I will play it the best of the best. I think my brain is like melting in real time I don't think it can make it through these videos. Oh here comes the outro. Here's the good patch It's so painful They're the highlight of the videos. Oh my god, this one has I justine I can see him interact with another human Let's see how this goes. Okay, that is not I justine. I think I've been lied to and I got interrupted by alien again Oh, it is I justine hooray, but I do find you familiar though. I'm justine. Oh from the internet. Oh, okay, literally Oh God, oh, no, that might have been the worst moment in this entire show. Oh, I'm TW I'm from the planet Earth. Oh, please wink at the camera He's a gem. He's so good. I play games video games and he has a fetish watching me do that I think if I was tonight justine's position, I'd be thinking that this is the alien You know how to high five He's so good. I just wanted to spend a day with Tommy Wiseau. What projects are you working on a bunch of stuff? But it's all gonna go to the garbage pile if I don't get home soon. That's great That's great Oh, I just want to have a podcast with him anything just just something I need to talk to this man because I just feel like it'll be life-changing my legs are paralyzed by the Space warms. I cannot move. I think he's making this up as he goes along. Like that's really gross. I can't do it Wait, is that her face? Did they put her face on him? Could we get a free stream on that? Oh, beautiful Suddenly, oh my god, he's scared the shit out of her. I'm like like Chinese like a rice. What? Oh, I don't I don't even know what he said. I think it was racist, but I'm not really sure Hard time right now. He's just peeking in like how you doing? How's it going? Oh my god, this is the most fun I've ever seen him have they're having a fantastic time She's using the wrong analog stick. It's not standing up. Okay. She figured it out. She's up I think Tommy's gonna win this though. Is that actually Tommy's face? I look like Chinese. I swear Yeah, I gotta agree with at least the fact that it doesn't look like him Mmm Justine is like I don't know what to say here. There's a lot on the line There is a lot on the line like my dignity. Oh, your dignity was gone as soon as you signed the contract to appear in this show You're just lucky that no one has seen it. Oh my god. Her face is so disturbing Oh, don't touch it. That just made me a bit uncomfortable. Oh god, it's going very close All right. Well get into the game pot and give the female creature her reward for losing the game Wait, what are they gonna do to her for losing? Well, she loses her arms for being bad at a game. I'm lucky those rules aren't imposed on me. I would have no limbs What a joyful Christmas. He's just happy that he got good points on this one Goodbye Tommy now do the outro bit. That's what everyone's waiting for Oh God, I hope someone's specific job is just to do those outros because they are nailing it He's playing some dead island in this one But like we're pretty fair into the video and I have a feeling he's not even going to get to play Is he I think he's playing the wrong game. He should be playing Minecraft. Look at him hit that tree He's getting very good at games. I skipped like two minutes forward and he's still in the same spot He's still at that same tree Okay, he's spinning in circles This is exactly what my dad does when he plays games. He's still at that second tree Hey, don't call him an idiot. He's still at the tree. It's closing in at the end of the video here Okay, he's died Jesus how they made an entire video out of this. It's actually kind of impressive Oh, he's frying his brain again. I can't watch this. I don't want to see him in pain Just skip to the outro the part everyone wants to see Here I go There you go. Yes, we're all happy now I'm super disappointed because these are this channel now But they used to be on the machinima channel and I used to be on the machinima channel And I had a pretty successful show on there and I feel like there was a missed opportunity to collab here So Tommy was so if you're somehow watching this, I know you're a busy man, but I would love to collaborate I feel like we missed a chance to work together and I'd love to play some Minecraft with you Unfortunately when I click contact Tommy, it just brings me to buy the dvd If anyone out there can reach Tommy was oh and put him put him in touch with me I would just love the opportunity to play some games. I think it could be a huge hit I really really hope to hear from him if anyone can get it done. I'm sure it's you guys Without further ado, I guess we'll end the video. I'll leave Tommy Play us out. Um, I thank you for watching. I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you as always And I hope to see you next time. Take it away Tommy Hey guys, this is Tommy with all thank you for watching this excellent show, right? Did you enjoy yourself? I hope you did each episode will be surprise. I grant you that I remember we see you guys once a week Every sunday have groovy time learn something other playing right or left whatever be cool when you're playing Okay, I'm learning. All right. So give me a little space Send us email and remember peace. Have a good one Thank you. Peace. Thank you. This is Tommy was all and uh peace