 I am the boss man. My name is Nate Jantz and I'm the guy who runs ZeldinFormer.com and this is a brand new series that's basically about me talking about gaming Zelda the ZeldinFormer community or the website. My opinions are all wrong a lot of the time and I'll say things wrong like I will say Hylian instead of Hylian please forgive me it's all in good fun don't always have my facts straight so there's a few rules for this show and I already broke one of them but it hasn't started yet the rule hasn't been put in place so I can't get in trouble that rule is that I cannot say the words basically or literally if I say these words for the rest of this episode or in future episodes then you can call me out on that only I'm only gonna accept one person doing it and you have to call me out on zeldinformer.com wherever this video is being posted on that website now why am I not accepting comments on YouTube or the videos hosted for this that would be because I almost said the sub one of my words there that would be because I do not like Google Plus I'm not a fan of Google Plus and I don't like reading Google Plus comments now it doesn't mean I won't read your comments on YouTube but there's a lot less likelihood that I'm gonna reply to your comments or that I'm gonna use them to call me out so you have to call me out on zeldinformer.com wherever this video is posted on there and there will be a link down below in the description to take you to that post now I'm only gonna let one person call me out because I know how I know how you internet work one person calls me out someone sees that call out and suddenly 70 more people call me out and the reason I'm limited to one person calling me out is because I'm giving away a free t-shirt if you catch me making that though breaking one of my rules you will get a free t-shirt now there's a chance for you to catch me on three different occasions I could say as I said before this doesn't count literally or basically or I could be not wearing pants if you ever catch me in the recording not wearing pants it's a bad habit of mine I have when I work at the website if you call me out on any of those you will get a free t-shirt only the first person to call me out on it everyone else is disqualified wow so what is the show about today these show is about the top five thingamajiggers in the legend of Zelda series number five is all the stories are simple so a lot of folks try to ask for a more complex story a darker story you know sort of like in Twilight Princess or Majora's Mask personally I like the simplicity of the Zelda stories offer I don't feel they need to really grow up with me not 28 years old so you would figure I'd be on the side that wants all those grow up with me but I like that it kind of calls into my inner child and leaves a lot open for interpretation and the interpretation stuff is actually what I find really fun about the series so I mean I like simple Zelda stories it's in my top five live with it number four that link is a pretty boy let's be honest he has the perfect jawline the perfect skin complexion that pretty blonde brown hair he's kind of the perfect height compared to other hilians he's basically a pretty boy and he doesn't even have to do anything to maintain his look he's naturally a pretty boy and I like that I'm not a pretty boy I have glasses got a little extra meat on my bones I'm not good at tying ties even my glasses are broken I got pushy eyebrows I'm not perfect link kind of is so I like it because he's kind of reminding me what I want to be and I like that I like that a lot number three I get to kill things with tons of various weapons I like that about the Zelda series and something that's changed over the years in the original Legend of Zelda you killed everything with your sword or your sword beam and now you do it with a bow a slingshot a ball and chain not that ball and chain and lots of other various weaponry boomerangs and I just named off all the basic ones the Deku leaf claw shots etc there is a lot of items and I like killing enemies with it and maybe that just speaks to my inner manhood or something there's just something about killing a beast with a new weapon that is just really satisfying number two link never cries now I'm an emotional person I cry pretty much not all the time but to anything that impacts me mentally or emotionally or even physically and link doesn't do that even though he's a pretty boy and you might want to think that he's like a sissy or a Nancy boy he's not nothing phases him he might you know scream or yell like he does in the Wind Waker I mean but who isn't gonna do that when you're shot out of a cannon but he doesn't cry some of this you could say means he's not emotionally attachable to the situation like if Zelda's hit and he doesn't show any emotion to that you could argue that maybe he just doesn't have a heart but I think it goes into his whole courage moniker and it makes me want to cry less and I think I already cried in this episode so link thank you for reminding me that I should be a man a big boy an adult number one the Zelda series is not defined by any singular art style man that was tough to get out I already know there's gonna be people firing back at me because they want to have the same art styles I'm I love that the series does not use the same art style I like that the Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask look different than Twilight Princess which looks different than the Wind Waker which looks different than Skyward Sword which all look different than the Zelda you and I could argue they all look different than a length of the past which actually looks different than Zelda too and so the two looks a lot different than the original The Legend of Zelda I like that the series does not really conform to a singular art style even though I feel one of those art styles would sell particularly better at retail than other art styles but that doesn't mean that I dislike the art styles I like that that they're new and fresh every time that I don't know what's coming is this going to be another cell shaded game are we going to get another Wii U Tech demo style are we going to get what we got in Zelda you the point is I have no idea and I'd like it it leads to part of the excitement of a Zelda games reveal in addition man the games are all though they're all beautiful in their own way Skyward Sword with this painter style Zelda you with its kind of painterly cell shaded realistic mashup style I don't know something about that field shot just really does it for me and then the whole the whole encompassing down-to-earth grittiness of Twilight Princess also really works for me and you know those are my top five thingamajiggers in Zelda now at this point in the show I will be weighing myself and we fit you and this is my first time using we fit you in since it came out since the free demo came so I have to set it up so I'm gonna get that set up and I'm gonna hop on and let you guys see what my BMI I believe is what they used to determine and we're gonna keep doing this every week where I have to have a better one or let are you lose weight every week until the game tells me that I'm within a healthy range for my height and I'm about five five so I don't know what the game determines is my healthy weight for that but we're gonna see what I weigh right now and next week we'll see what I don't know if I weigh less if a week ever arises that I don't weigh less that actually weigh more then I'm gonna eat something that I don't like like really don't like that induces me throwing up don't like and for the first time if it happens I'm gonna eat a bowl of sauerkraut now I hate sauerkraut some of you guys might not know what it is I think it's more of a northern America thing like in Wisconsin and Minnesota but it's gross and I hate it and it's disgusting and all my friends love it so I'm gonna force myself to eat a bowl or I'm just gonna lose weight every week so I don't have to deal with it. So I'll see you guys in a second. So we have to get a new balance board. Is it getting in the video? Alright folks that's my BMI pretty high looks like I need to get a new beefy balance board. My top left isn't working but that's an accurate BMI stuffed on the parts that are working. Alright we'll see if I can lower it next week. Thanks for watching The Boss Man.