 Are you ready? I'm ready. Hello and welcome to a video that we're making. We are making it right now. Right in front of you. Who the fuck are you? Who am I? Who the fuck am I? My name is Ashley, our Ashley Roboto. And I'm here right now. And I am going to be curling Ethan's hair today. Ashley's from Canada. And if there's one thing that we know about Canadians, it's that they all have curly hair. All of them. Every single one of us. Famous Canadians. Justin Bieber. Ryan Reynolds. I have no, no Canadians right now. At the top of my head. Ashley Roboto. Me. All of them have curly hair. Ashley's a massive curly hair. I've never had curly hair. I have these... I mean wavy locks. Wavy locks. Yeah. Wavy locks. You've got some luscious wavy locks. Luscious wavy locks. And so today we're going to take these luscious wavy locks and we're going to turn them into... Curls! Baby! Before this video starts, I need you to look into my eyes. I am going on tour. And I will take every opportunity that I can to shove it down your fucking throats. Now listen, there's a special show in there. Okay? It's a show in the land of the curly haired people. There's two shows in the land of the curly haired people. Two shows in the land of the curly haired people. But one of them is in Toronto. It's true. And Ashley's going to be at that show. I'm going to be there. And if you're not there... I'm going to fucking cry. Ashley, we're going to buy tickets to my show. Where? Oh my god. You have to go to... I have to do this show.tour. That's getting the curl up. I didn't cry. I thought it was on tour. Okay, Ashley. No, no. I want to try again. Okay. I have to do this.tour. Yeah. Anyway, let's get to the curling. Okay. In case you haven't noticed, I have curly hair. Which means I have never really curled my own hair before. So we're just going to try some things. We have hairspray, which is extra hold spray. But... Oh, bee's throwing up. That's what's happening. Oh no, bee. Oh, baby bee. No. We're using a lovely flat iron to do some curls. And I'm really excited. Because I feel like the waviness of your hair, it looks like it would hold curls really well. This is hot, right? Am I going to get my scalp burned? Your scalp? No. Your face? Possibly. So obviously, looks wise. I'm about a 10 out of 10 currently. Absolutely. With the curly hair, do you think that it'll go up? Or do you think that it'll go down? Hair-wise. It depends on how good I can do it. Over under. I'm a 10 out of 10 right now. After the curling, where do I go from there? Down or up? Answer carefully. You're always going to be a 10 out of 10 no matter what. Yeah. It's going to not affect me. I'm talking about 10 out of 10 looks-wise. Yeah, that comes from inside. Well, it comes from outside. So will it go down or up after the curled hair? Honestly, when I consider a 10 out of 10 for you, I'm only considering your ass. So unless you're curled. What if we curl my butt hair? We're curling. It's curled time. It's fine. It's happening. Okay. I'm going to do a piece in the front here. Okay. Max, do you think I'll look pretty? That's so horrible. How curly is it? Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. They can see but I can't. How curly is it? Is it going to be good? Yeah, that's it. It's going to be so good. All right, hold on. I'm curling it the wrong way for the front of your hair. Does it- Oh. Right in your eyes. I was about to ask if it mattered. Oh, fuck yeah, but that's what we want. Oh, the frizz. Oh, the frizz. Fizz all. Babe, when you think of handsome actors with curly hair. Uh-huh. That I'll soon look like. Who do you think of? See, that's a perm. That would be a perm. Are you okay? Yeah, it's just hot. I'm going to be honest. This is actually working really well. I'm so impressed right now. I have to go back and get the underneath, which- because I'm not sectioning my hair properly. That would cause for clips and, you know- Oh, we have clips. Do we have clips? I have a shit ton of braids. I can make it work. Just pin these bad boys up. I have butterfly clips. Ooh, it does it pretty. Max, what do you think? Pretty swag? Pretty swag? Hell yeah, man. That's all I need. You could be goaded with the sauce with this hair. Guys, comment down below if you think that once my hair is curled, I'll be goaded with the sauce. Please leave a comment right now and also buy tickets to my tour. Wow. Okay, Dan. Let's use these. These are for my rollerblades. Babe, what about that big guy that you have? The big- the- or purple. The heat rollers. Yeah. Four of them are a little too big for your hair. Okay. Cause you have short hair. Maybe grow your hair out, Plessy. You see the way she treats me? I think it's to my tour. I think it's to my tour to see if I'm goaded with the sauce. Sexiness. What is it? A quirky white boy. Busting it down. Busting it down. Sexual style. There you go. Busting it down. Sexual style. On stage? On tour? Are you? And I will be a quirky little white boy. You will be a quirky white boy. Tapping around on stage. That's a show. It's a tap show. Oh my God. Mika, do you think that I can bust it down sexual style? You do every day. And am I goaded with the sauce? You woke up this morning and drew goaded with the sauce on your iPad. I did draw goaded with the sauce. It's very true. That is a thing that I did. But I also busted it down sexual style. Did you bust it down sexual style this morning? Always. Always. Every day. In the shower. I remember that. I busted it down sexual style. I remember that. By myself. Oh no. It's your cup in the shower. I busted it down sexual style. You know what? That? Yeah, I came all over the bathroom rug. Okay. Does anyone think I'm funny anymore? My views have been lower than normal recently. Is everyone giving up on me? They've given up on me, haven't they, babe? Are you going to give up on me? And then nobody's giving up on you. YouTube is just... No, they're giving up on me. Let me have this moment to manipulate my audience. Wait, don't put her up here, babe. She's going to drink my coke. Hey, did you ever busted down sexual style? Don't shake her like that. It looks like you're fucking the dog. Get her off the table. Oh my god. Bye, Bea. I love you. Like, she has thrown up twice in the last half hour. Yeah. I'm cute. I'm not just going to throw up all over the butterfly clip. And then you put them in my hair. I'm not like cute using them. Do you want to just show everyone the beautiful side of your head? You don't look like an art piece. Look at my shit. I'm an art director. It's beautiful. I think it's gorgeous. It's like the trend where girls are putting pearls in their hair. Girls with pearls, gorgeous, gorgeous girls. If I take it to my door. Can you give me my phone? I need to tweet that. You got a text from someone that said, I'm bossing it down sexual style this morning. In the shower. In the shower. Wow. How's it looking? You've got something like curl going on here. Look at that swoop. I have weird neck hair. Do you want to curl that? It burned my neck a little bit. Just a little bit. Here. Then I cannot curl your neck hair. Well, that was a joke. I would know that you wouldn't do that. What are things used for? Holding your hair. Where? You do it to like hold your hair on your face. You're going to not curl this because I'm scared I'll burn your ear or something. Look at that. Look at it on the monitor. Look at it. Bossing it down sexual style. You're just wearing a shirt that says, Come Lord on it. It doesn't. But it could. They did tell me they said, Ethan you should promote your tour more. And I said, But I'm so busy busing it down sexual style. I'm too busy being goaded with the sauce. What does that mean? Is it like he's full of cum? Is that what it is? He's really good at cumming. That hot loads. Babe, babe, babe. Is that what it means? Is goaded with the sauce. I mean he shoots thick ropes. Thick ropes. I don't think I've ever fucking heard anyone call it that in my entire life. Babe. And I think I'll never be the same person again. He's shooting hot, hot snakes in your area. Thick, hot milk. That sounds like a fucking ad. Hot, hot milfs in your area. Hot, hot milk. Shot from a... Porky little cum lord. Sexual style alone in this hour. There you go. Oh man. We've really come full circle. Where'd my cum sock go? I don't have a cum sock. What do I do? I got a full translation. Are you ready? Yeah. Corked up means quirky. So think eager or a bit nerdy dorky. Busting it down sexual style. Probably means like overall swag and vibe. But they also exude some sexuality with their presence. And goaded with the sauce. So goat means greatest of all time. Goaded means has been bestowed greatest of all time. The sauce means swag drift or dress. So translation it's just like a nerdy sexual kid. So it's not a quirky little cum lord shooting hot, hot ropes all over milfs. Milfs? Like leaves? Yeah, if what? The plural of milfs. Milfs. Yeah, am I wrong? I mean I don't think you're wrong at all actually dude. What is the comments? What is the plural of milfs? Milfs. Now that you've like dodged out of the way when it starts to get hot, I'm like so nervous. Honestly, he could use a little bit of... Of what? Of what? What? You can pick that for us. Of what? Of what? Of what? Now what? I think it's time for like the reveal maybe? The reveal! Ready? Busting it down sexual stuff. Okay, I'm not gonna look at the monitor so I can't see anything in. Okay, dude. This looks incredible. Max out of 10 so far. What? Wood fuck? Yeah, but that's normal. Yeah, I think that's an everyday. Oh wow. Dude, legitimately don't do anything. Yeah, don't. Fuck, okay. Oh, that's like a max hold. Oh, this is very... Oh, maximum hold indeed. Can you just come and do one pick through of this? Just like I'll be here ever really done it yet. Yeah. Styling. Wow. It looks incredible, dude. Do I look like Shirley Temple? Actually? Three, two, one. Oh, I'm cutest. Fuck, baby. I'm like Shirley Temple. Shirley. Look at these little games. Turn all the way around so they can see the back. The back's not as good as the front. I'm gonna be real. I think, honestly, it turned out better than I expected. I'm so impressed. Look at this. Well done me, patting myself on the back. Look at this hair. Well, Ashley, we've done it here today. You've done it, really. We're like twins now, look at that. We have almost the same length. I'm a little longer. What was your inspiration for this look? Shirley Temple, actually. Am I now an honorary Canadian? Yes, absolutely. I think it was a great job. Fuck, yeah. Well, now for the outro of the video, let's do the Canadian National Anthem. All right. Three, two, one. Okay. Your leaves are green. Are you ready? Waiters, is that true? You stand on, God. The strong will be at the Great Gameplayers Tour. Look at these muscles. This show tour, I hope to see you there. Go to the link right now in the description or do. I have to do this. Gotcha. You can get your tickets now and get them before they run out.