 Hey guys, it's Jo. Welcome back. So I am really excited to go through this with you guys today. I received a box in the mail and when I opened the card I thought I need to stop and go through this bit by bit with you guys. For my fellow amputees out there, I thought this would kind of be fun. My friend has been calling me the dread pirate Jo because, you know, pirates peg legs, it kind of makes sense. I don't have a leg anymore and she's been giving me a lot of joy and laughter with her messages and jokes. And now this box because I opened up and read this card and it said inside this box is everything you need to start your pirate life. So let's go through and see what I need to start my pirate life. The front of it reads to the dread pirate Jo. I sincerely hope that the mailman had some fun with that. Oh, a flag to start my pirate journey. This obviously needs to go outside my front door. Temporarily we're going to wear this cape for the rest of this video. We're going to fly this pirate flag proudly. Oh, my ship. I will assemble my pirate ship and sail it proudly around the seven seas. Oh, I'm losing my flag. Adventure awaits a map to hidden treasure. Every pirate obviously needs a map. It has a X marks the spot with where all of my friends are located out of state. That's very sweet. They are treasures. So X marks the spot. Oh, modern day pirate. We're going to put this on real quick. Excellent. Perfect. Now I have my pirate gear. Oh, this is so pretty. It's got a compass on the front. We have a captain's log with an entry already. Captain's log day one. I woke up this morning without a leg. Yon Mighty Kraken has surely taken it for a treat. Oh, my God. Oh, I'll go to my eternal rest out of the bottom of Davy Jones' locker before I let that stop me. Yar, obviously. Swings stump victoriously. The captain must have a log. I hope this serves you well on your many adventures. Oh, they're so sweet. Pirate stickers that I'm going to put everywhere on everything. So many pirate bags. Yes. Pirate tattoos. This actually makes a lot of sense because my mother always told me that it's only sailors, pirates, and lowlifes who get tattoos, which means that she was very disappointed in me when I got, you know, seven tattoos now. Got a lion, words, more words. Sorry, Mom. We must have this to spot the Kraken that stole my leg. And last but not least, so many gold coins. I mean, really, like, there's so many gold coins. I'm rich. Maybe I should just change my channel name to the Dread Pirate Show. Thanks, guys, for watching this semi-ridiculous unboxing video and playing along with me. And thanks, Victoria, for one of the sweetest presents. People have been so kind to me as I've been recovering from surgery and this. Oh, I just noticed that one of the gold coins got stuck. Now I can't see anything. How am I going to see the Kraken now? Thank you, Victoria, and everyone who was so kind to me recovering from my surgery. It's been amazing. Now I must find a place to hang my pirate flag. I look forward to seeing you guys in the next video. Bye.