 We have one hour to see what our dreams can become. To see what will happen to our minds, bodies, and souls. This is a game. Call only up. Oh, that is up. We have to go. It's time. There's no saves. There's no nothing. This is going to fuck my ass. So now, anytime I fall, I'll have to take a drinky poo. And you'll see later on why I didn't chew. There's a pig! Look at this fucking pig. All right, all right. Guys, you're going to be really excited. Is this from the game? What is? Cablin time. I'm feeling OK. I'm feeling all right. But now, guys, now we're really up in the air. You know, this doesn't seem as bullshitty as getting over it. Like, mainly the controls are just a lot more simple. What happens if I jump on this bed? I don't even want to know. Andy, thank you so much. Oh, my God. Hold on. I can work with this. Are my legs going to snap in half? No, look at that. Andy, I'm supposed to. I thought it was opened here 120 years ago. What? My grandfather worked here. I often went to see him. My grandfather worked here for 60 years and then he died. I'm sorry. Nah, here's a question. This doesn't seem like it's going to go anywhere. So that means we have to go this way. The place where it does seem like it's going to go up somewhere. Anywhere. Anywhere. I want to run, so I will. Should I get up on this guy? I guess so. This doesn't seem like something that I should do. And it's because it's not. I'm going to keep slow motion. Bruh. Did this? Is this happening? Ah! Ah! Ah! No, we're fine. Cool. I got a friend. You have a great view of the favelas. The favelas? This is where everyone lives in poverty, which is hard to get out of. Oh. This is where my whole life and the lives of my goddamn parents have been. Your goddamn parents? This thing's freaking me out. I don't know if it's going to make a wrong turn. I don't know anything about this. Wow, and now we're coming to the end of our little tiny ride. Your friends are there. Your destiny and life is there. Huh? To seek happiness there. Get a job in the favelas and live there. There are many like you. You have to be with them and not stand out. You won't make it. You are a weak kid. Go back to the favelas. Your friends are there. Your destiny and life is there. Okay, thanks. I don't really like you. You don't make me feel nice about myself. Hey, everyone. Editor here. Unfortunately, I had to mute this part due to Ethan listening to copyrighted music. But as you can see, he fell and is very happy about it. What if I want like this? What if I want over here like this? Yeah, you can't tell me what to do. I'm going through the fucking floorboards, baby. Help. I made a wrong choice. Help me, please, for the love of God. I don't like the way that she looks. I don't mean to be an asshole. Sorry. Everything's fine. This is going to make me shit my pants. Are you going to shit my pants live on stream? If I shit my pants on stream, is that a business expense? Can I write that off? Come fly with me. Just suck on my ass. Only took me 15. Please don't clip these noises and use them against me. So I think I can just stay on this, right? I'm going to have a little sip for my little mouth. My little mouth wants it so bad. I shouldn't. Oh, I'm an idiot. We've got to go up that way. Now we've got to fucking talk to this elephant guy who doesn't believe in us. Go back to the favelas. You're friends are there. You're friends are there. I don't have friends. They don't talk to me at lunch. They don't look at me at lunch. So they don't even pretend like I have friends back in the favelas, because they all hate me. They hate me, and they tell me to go away. They tell me to never come home. The way that my body levitated like that. That is crazy. Dude, I'm fearless right now. Actually, I'm really anxious. Please make it. Thank you. Good, good. Oh, my god. I was about to cream everywhere, dude. Not good cream, like bad cream. Do we have to go this way? My father worked here as a driller, and he always smelled of fuel oil. I was afraid of him, and hoped that one day he wouldn't come back from work. He drank a lot, and often beat my mother and me. But that's in the past. What's the dialogue? Oh, boys, I don't love it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, my, what? Gulp. Gulp. You guys ever gulp? This is a horrifying game. This is the greatest horror game since Fenefit Freddy's. Sorry that I'm not talking as much as I would be if I were talking. But this is scary, dude. Um. No. Thank you. Well, time to go back upstairs now. Slow mo and falling. Oh, my god, dude. You're so right. God damn it, dude. I got up there, dude. I was, like, fucking up there, dude. You know? You know when you're up there? I was there, dude. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about anything. Don't worry about anything. Everyone remain calm. Did you just throw up in your mouth? Maybe a little. But we don't need to talk about it. That's why we're all remaining calm, cool, collected, all right? No one needs to know about anything, OK? Your secret's safe with me and mine with you. Don't worry. Everything's fine. I'm really sorry that I'm screaming. I promise it's involuntary. It's, I wish. When you wish upon a star, OK. I'm back. How much time do we have? 15 minutes in a breath. Dude, my asshole, my asshole. Oh, no. Thank you. Is there another way? There's got to be a better way. There's something on fucking anything, my guy. Oh, my god. No, I've gotten like. Sorry, I'm done. In July, I have like a week worth of shit, but I don't know when it is yet. Sometimes it's hard to choose. I fell off an entire thing. I'd like to please my partner. So what? Every which way? Up, down, up. All again. No, no, no. How many times a week? It was pretty far up there. And then I jumped on a bed but didn't know where to go. Oh, my god. Yeah, I did that. I can piss. You don't have that much piss on. Like, I just assume you have to die. That's all I have to do. I just know what to do. You just, you just have a pill. Ah! Ah!