 We do this and oh my gosh, we are live very exciting. Wow who would have thought that we are live right now? Let me just tweet out that I'm live and then and then oh my gosh. Hello Welcome back everybody to the craft box. My name is Brent. I'm joined with Rose. How are you? Hey, that's great. I am great live on YouTube Come join as we complete of this Um www.youtube.com Slash the craft the box slash live. That's where you're at. Hi. Welcome. So I hope everybody set a fantastic day so far We are going to be streaming for a wee while Yeah Add an image let's do a image of What is the thumbnail for this stream? I don't know that is a great question thumbnails live stream Novice sure tweet lovely. Okay. Welcome Dylan. Hi. Hi You're either second or third. I was first. So yes I had too many login requests. What do you mean? What do you mean that too many login requests? I don't understand why that happens sometimes Let me Why why is things be bad? Why do things be bad sometimes? I just don't understand. I just do not understand Please hold please hold Twitter. Why are you bad? Hey, long why have you broken Twitter again? Maybe somebody like ate the cables the main Twitter function. Honestly, I'm thinking that might be the case Like just to be perfectly honest. I think that is the case. Is that right into the code Stop texting me Twitter. Oh my gosh 93. I Shouldn't not say They realize halfway through it's okay image Image novice tweet boom lovely Something went wrong, but don't freak give it another shot. What do you mean? Oh, it's because I keep typing the wrong URL YouTube has you in it. Very cool. Anyway, welcome. Welcome. Welcome Welcome back. Hi Stop laughing. Stop laughing at me No, it wasn't this is tragic. I'm very upset right now. It's pretty funny. How was it funny? Oh My it's just really funny. I don't know My gosh now my whole Twitter thing is like wrong or because I had to log into Twitter Right refresh that There we go. That's better. Right. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Let us do it some novice. We are not listening to dialogue We are just zoom in absolute zoom moments. So yeah Welcome welcome. Welcome. Hope you had a fantastic day. Sorry about the wee little weird start But yes, let us go. Let us zoom and go and win and stuff. Yes. Are you excited? I guess I am very excited very very excited Let's go You should have seen the team up I had this morning a player was saying I hope we get run over and fled What I took a screenshot of it just in case I can use it for blackmail. I mean reporting purposes I'm so confused how wide why does someone want to get run over like I know that's a common occurrence and most everyday life But why but why though? Why though the currents and most everyday life says I clicked on the wrong thing Oh, no, I clicked X on the wrong thing and then I saw Malory's big head I have to say I was not what I was expecting to see today That's for sure No, this is so weird. There's Malory there. I didn't know she was back. I Thought she like died or something A player was upset we weren't hitting first turn and Said the upward and saying they hope we died from a car accident. Wow that escalated quickly Geez some people just need to chill. I feel like You know if you're upset that you're not hitting first turn, you know, perhaps that's your fault You know, maybe just get better damage and not have to rely on a team Maybe you should just solo it instead. That's my suggestion to that So yeah, we have come up with a fantastic strategy and by we I mean me me has come up with a fantastic strategy That we will implement in the future as a not in this fight, but very sometimes soon But for now, I need some damages damages to spells. We put in a baby. We hit with baby Sounds good Right, there's a dog doggy Unformed beast What a beast Incendiate everything Kind of you'll see it's a very good strategy. It melts people. It's called the the The boss melted of five thousand that is the official name of the strategy They actually forgot I'll explain it real quick, but I'll I'll um Yeah, okay. Yeah, you got that it all good all the great ankle linker Yeah, it's called the boss melted five thousand it melts everything. It's what we do is fire wizards We melt things so we're melting bosses It's a great strategy and I think honestly it's gonna be the only strategy we use for bosses Non-bosses we might use something different like you know meteor or a dragon or something, but not for bosses We've got another strategy up our plans up our plans of our hands Yeah, that makes sense. That makes complete sense. You'll see it. You'll be like, oh my gosh Brent You're so smart you came up with this all by yourself. How how could you do this? It's great. You don't even know Melt bosses. Yes, we are melting bosses boss do be melt though They're gonna be like melted cheese all of gooey and and stringy Does does that make sense I didn't like that We're gonna melt the bosses and then eat them all up the dinner yum yum Tasty delicious cheese bosses Yeah, it's gonna be one of those days I could already tell Haha, right let us destroy when we get a shadow, please Let us get a shadow, but Liz Liz blizz blizz blizz. Hopefully I get one next round and then we can just baby and win. Oh my god I've been waiting for my shadow for forever So was I I finally got mine And I will kill Remaculously greatly goodly. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be fantastic. Hi mystic. Welcome You haven't seen the new fires. Did she really like it? I know it's pretty cool. It's some it's our modern It's our modern. I'm out of the fence by a filling soon. I am I am the new clockwork I am a clockwork, but yeah, how are you mystic? How's it going been a while? How are you today? That made me more hungry when you were describing the angry cheese and good Oh my gosh, I didn't even kill the boss. This is tragic devastating Talk about fringe. This was not the boss notice strategy, by the way That's just not it. That's just not it We'll try this I'm not even carrying a reshuffle. This could be bad. Why do I always forget to carry things? Stunned. I know you're stunning Okay Yep, sounds good. Um You love the new armada cosmetics it. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Right. I'm hoping this kills. Otherwise. I am screwed but 999 Okay, 999 on three rounds. Will that kill? What is 999 or 999 times 2? Times 2 is 1980 1998 Does he have a list in 1998? That was the year before I was born. No, you weren't born in 2002. It's the year I was born. No, it wasn't Yes, I killed Jess. That was all part of it. Oh my gosh, it's my birthday No, it's not your birthday. Speaking of birthdays, guess who's birthday it is? Who's? It's you It's your birthday. No, my birthday's in a few months. In a few days. It's Prince's birthday My birthday is not yet Dude, my birthday is still like Six days away. It's on Sunday. Okay, you know next week not this week next week. Oh my gosh I just got a new spell. Wow That's crazy This is terrible Devastating absolutely devastating crying shaking Um, you've been stressed recently lost a schoolwork And such but I have finally time to relax and chill. That's good. That is very exciting This is very exciting. I'm proud of you. I need to carry some reshuffle Give me some reshuffle. Yeah Right, and then we're gonna put on the boss melted dick. It's gonna be great It's gonna be great Are you in mature already? No, oh, where are you hi here? I just teleported to you. Oh Bye Gonna work Yeah, if did you know that if you just double-click on the person you want to teleport to and your friends list of teleports, you know I know things you didn't know you needed but you do need sometimes a few single click on them It does that but if you want to turn that off you just turn it off in settings on fact Um Yeah, right Kizma hi, how's it going? How are you today? Why are you not in Mooshu? Did you am I just speedy? I'm too speedy. I'm too speedy. Oh my gosh You don't trust your fingers so you turned off fair enough fair They're fair fair Hey, I'm in Mooshu by the way Congratulations. Are you proud of me? I Yeah, you're doing great Thanks, I appreciate it sometimes in life. You just need someone to say that you're they're proud of you It's very important. I teleported to you Well, I'll be right next to the emperor of Mooshu. Just kidding. I'm not you teleported too quickly, but that's fine I'm just too fast. You're too too speed too much speed Too much speed. I'm in I'm in Panda mode. I'm in my panda Where did you get the one for the stitch the wonders from the new? Arcane engineers from the whatever it is That came out recently and by recently I mean like a few weeks ago So, yeah, this stitch cost me so many so many monies. Would I recommend it? No, not at all Not at all Right, where is where is me to your strike there it is? Hi Then imagine me being a head of you for once this is crazy We since this is my bite. We don't need to do Boss melt with 5,000 Yeah, we just need videos My gosh. Hey, what do you think of these guys? Are they cute cute little doggy? Doggy doggy doggy doggy Check my stats when you can I can right now check your stats. I'm excited to see Dylan has over 10,000 health Lovely 182 damage. Oh my gosh 1964 resist 28 accuracy 652 for it three to six block. Wow Wow 31 ps Not too bad 694 foot conversion And I'm 100% profits. Wow very cool Very very cool. Oh my gosh. You're getting that storm damage up. I see Dylan is becoming a storm wizard. He's got 94 storm damage Holy moly Holy moly insane Right one more. Let me in the fight. Thank you Hi, welcome to my fight. Hi, can I join you in your fight? I mean you already did I did yeah, I'm I kind of just like push myself in here. Are you sad? Is that is the bed? Should I not do that? I mean, I guess I'll allow it Because it's me because I'm cool Okay, thanks. I appreciate it Something like that. I appreciate it greatly Hey, as long as you're happy I'm actually quite sad Why is that because I woke up this morning really? Oh my god, what a mood. I like woke up. I set my alarm Okay, so I set my alarm for 11 because I was like So then I'll have time to like go take a shower and my hair can dry and blah blah blah blah blah And then I like blinked and when I open my eyes again, it was like 12 10 and I was like, it's not good Yeah, fair enough Fair enough Understandable turns out it wasn't in fact good. It was not cool or good spoiler alert Speaking of speaking of gear though. Yeah, did you notice that I have over 8,000 health? No, I didn't You do you do. Oh my god. I don't know why cracks. I have over 8,000 Maybe they buffed the base health from what it was before Maybe because they could have done that because they did that to fire recently I have a problem with my eyes open. I'm just up fear mood. I See what I mean. He just walked up the stairs Yep, I finally understand what you mean. I didn't get it I'm so excited for boss Melter. Oh What do you think Chad is gonna say about boss Melter? You're gonna be like what the boss Melty the boss Melter 5,000 It's gonna be great everyone's gonna be like, oh my gosh, it's in your DMs That's why I look you just need to make sure that I go first So yeah That that's all just make sure that I got first is all good If I wake up in the middle of the night, I cannot go back to sleep It's annoying Fair enough. I I am like that sometimes you go back right now. You could really go back to sleep right now Just don't fall asleep on your keyboard because you do that sometimes All of a sudden you're gonna have an a imprinted into your head and they're gonna be like, oh, that's cute Oh, don't be like, oh, that's cute. You've got an a for your name And then you're like, no, I just fell asleep on my keyboard. That's how it works, right? Yeah, yep for sure It's like when you fall asleep and you like drop your phone on your base You get your phone imprinted into your head This is how it works 100% Yeah I would know I'm a professional sleep boner Boner, I hardly know it Oh my gosh Oh my gosh, we're already starting off with bad jokes. This is great What Bad my bosses banned me from saying that Well, your boss Doesn't know real humor. He's like, I don't get it. It's not funny. It doesn't make sense So he banned me from saying it Well, he just doesn't get it, you know, the girls who get it get it and the girls who don't don't And he just clearly does not he does not Tragic right boss time Guys, this is the strategy. Let me fix my thing. This is a strategy You know how how I memed on blast off so much? We're using blast off We're using blast off. So basically here's the strategy raging bull was changed and now designates a damage over time This does a massive damage over time to everybody And is very cool So the planners I hit and then rose follows up with a raging bull Detonating this and this does mega damage and they die So Yeah, that is that is plan. It's very cool plan. I like a lot um Yeah, so just carry some blades and stuff Just get rich and bleach You got it. You got it. You're cool. You're good. You you're poggin Not gonna lie awesome straight. It's the best straight. I found it I tried to figure it out the other day. I went to Lemuria and I'm like what what would work What is cool that I can do that is slightly different than what everybody else would do and this is what I came up with So I'm not like most girl Exactly I'm not like most guys. I I I think outside the box So, yeah, this is our strategy and we're gonna see if it works This is the first boss fight that we've actually done together to see if this actually works But theoretically they're both two massive hits Um So if we blade up the same amount We have slightly the same damage. You've got slightly less than me because I'm just go ahead um And by slightly less, I mean like two or something Um, so theoretically We should be able to just absolutely melt them in one round with a raging bull and a blast off So, yeah, that is the plan. That is the strategy and I think it's gonna work quite well So, yeah, we will see if it actually does work out quite well It's blast off. Look at him. Look at him. We little blasty boy Very exciting. Oh my gosh, you're getting sheds so quick. What the heck? What the heck? My shed gauge is so slow So low and slow I don't even know what my shadow rating is Like seven Just kidding. I can tell you yours is 113 Yours is 114 So theoretically I should be getting them faster, right? What the heck? I don't know. I don't understand that. I don't understand Very stupid Very dumb and stupid Do not understand. Do not comprehend No thoughts Here dmd Um Another blade Wow, I imagine having a shadow flip. I'm only at 39% I don't know dude Well, I'm telling you I'm already out of blades I strategically strategic it so that I would have enough blades and a frenzy by the time I get a shadow flip But I don't think that's gonna be the case So that's fun That's fun Not What are we up to now? 56 Okay, we're just gonna pass one round then frenzy then hit All right. I'm out of blades Don't worry. I've got one one more thing to put up and then I'm out as well And then we just need to hit I feel for the wrath of the horde Oh, no, I'm so scared. What are you gonna do? Bronze minotaur me but sent to us. Sorry Nope, not even scared not even worried Not even worried I am not scared. Why are you turning to a tree? I know I am tree You know the design may be fish. I am tree though Okay, next round we should be able to hit a couple am frenzy Frenzy You haven't even seen my frenzy yet I'm unstoppable name see Yeah, I'm unstoppable dude. Absolutely unstoppable I will destroy puny mortals puny mortal that'll be for me Right, here we go. Are you ready? The blast off The blast off blast off That is time for the bull. Yep It's the blast off bull a thom Everyone memes on blast off, but this is to prove that blast off is actually a very viable spell in pve It's very good. Welcome to the boss mountain 5000 Literally mounting the boss with my rocket ship and then ramming a bull into it It's great. I would love if the spell actually hit everyone all at once that would be cool That would be very cool But hey, that's fine. I guess That's fine. I guess Let's see if this actually works Because I didn't actually try this on a boss I just tried it on the like the wee little robot cats and sky city And it seemed to do quite well. So we'll see you just bought the bundle. Oh my gosh Wow epic right, okay minion dead Boss will be nearly dead But we didn't ate any will big die 14 000 bye bye boss melter boom I think boss melter has got legs. I think it's good. I'm a fan of boss melter Boss melter is great. Um Used to hit all at once why the heck did they change it? I don't know I do not know Do not know yet a gift card. So you end up only paying six dollars for it. That's not too bad That is not too bad Right extinguish the fires Man, how long did I spend on that fight and just the other day on my death? I was just thinking about that boss melter is great boss melter is two op. They're gonna nerf it Red bed nerf it after we've finished this please No one else can use this strategy just us 100% best strat. I know I came up with it myself I think I I think it's like really cool that raging bull did an eighth now Because it's actually kind of different than just a mental Because a mental doesn't really do too much. Whereas a dead knight can actually be quite deadly as we've seen Golden the horror Oopsies, let's actually go down. All I need to remember is to change my dick The enemy toy or your Which did not work because they're still dead clicks love to see it Love to see it Love to see it Right. Are you frozen? I'm not It's actually something here. So I can't be frozen. It's statistically impossible I guarantee we probably have like the same weather right now Okay, what is the temperature? For you, but why'd you hit Because I hit because we hit first round And I'm used to playing by myself, but only two people into the fight not three Oh, never mind. It's kind of a little chilly though. What is the temperature right now for you? 69 nice If to see 69. Oh, you're hotter than me. I'm only I'm only um um I'm only 57 What the heck? Yeah, it happens sometimes, you know when you go from 60 90 57 Makes sense, but again, that's like midday for you. It's only 8 30. Okay It's only 8 30 a.m for me. Okay. Uh-huh So, you know Boston, New Zealand is not as hot as texas because we're farther away from the equation Yeah, what the humidity is 73 The humidity is probably quite low here. I'm going to find that on my weather app I'm gonna be 80 later this week. So The humidity is actually 82 percent apparent If I win oh my god I'm what can I say? I'm just weird Why? Okay It's too early What do you mean it's too early Too early for this for what what you mean that I'm being completely normal Normal as an I am I am normal don't hurt. That's what you're saying Got it. Yeah, you got it Got it instead. I will frenzy because they will die They will see my frenzy and be unstoppable Unstoppable. I'm surprised you haven't put Christmas stitch on I just didn't do it this year Fair enough fair enough I was I was waiting for you to do it and it got to like now and I'm like well, it's Christmas already Yeah Sedge Sedge Are you going to be changing your stitch at the end of at January though? Maybe maybe Did you have an idea of what you're looking at? Uh, yeah, I have like half of it done. Hmm Very exciting Very exciting So what you're saying is we can do medulla in January and you'll look different I'm supposed to say why do we have to wait till January to do medulla, but that's like next month Yeah, we have to wait a whole year. Sorry You know, I've all I'm all medullate out for the year. It just took too much out of me fair You know, I got stuck I I'm not stuck. I am unstuckable Unstuckable Whoa, hello. I'm loading novice I am loading your mom Leave her out of this Just kidding. I'm not loading novice because I did that yesterday I did that yesterday It was my secret strategy to beat you with my fire I'm loading in the banana spiders the banana banana the banana spider Dude, I have Do you know what I've got a question for chat. Actually, oh, this is boss This is boss. Are you ready for boss melter the year good boss melter Boss melter time Like deck sets like gear set. Well, you can put on another deck I don't have another deck Well, I was just giving you an option, dude We're just giving you an option, man. No need to be so defensive about it. Are you ready? Yep Okie dokie Dylan Oh my gosh Oh my gosh Didn't I send you that thing that's like Similar to that It's like a card or something. I think so It's going to be that day for you fair Fair fair enough What if I politely asked you not What if what if no, maybe maybe maybe no Oh I have to say I was not expecting to see that at um 8 30 this morning I have a screenshot of something that Dylan said forever ago Because okay, so I've been cleaning out my phone gallery Um Right now I have over 3000 images and 390 videos in my trash. I'd just like to say that um Let me find find the screenshots because I cried Laughing I don't think I deleted them How many of them have you screenshoted my random things? A lot oh no That's worrying because I say some really terrible stuff Oh, not terrible thing. Oh, well, that's good That's good as long as you don't screenshot the terrible things I say and just the other things that I say There look look at this corn I actually remember that conversation I remember that stream That's funny That's funny It was about um, it was about Dylan's crush on tree dried on tree tree lady Tree lady tree lady upper-loved Laura I love how this man's is just in the middle of the battle circle Is there a horse in the middle of your battle circle? No, I've got a horse in the middle of my battle circle He's got a cape and he's wearing his hat round the wrong way Dude, I hate when that happens He's also got a massive sword and he looks like he's about to fight you at constant intervals I could fight you a constant interval Probably please don't though. I'm I'm I'm gentle We see if I have any of your screenshots If you do I'll put them on screen I can't put Dylan's on screen, but I can put mine Are you ready to hit? Yeah Okay boss melted time. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hello Did you see I put up a wildfire? I didn't pretty pog as a Are you proud of me? I'm using strategy. I am using this strategies Right here we go boss melting time I love how the music just stopped It's just gone no more music. Sorry Can't man do combat them not good anymore. It has been deleted. Sorry Right, let's see how much this does Crit blocked unlucky 5000 okay That means it's dead Right, what does this do? We can't see it, but it killed whoo epic epic This music it really just stopped. Oh now I get the dialogue. That's cute Oh, that's fun. We need to redo it. Yeah, we do This is so sad. This is devastating Absolutely devastating Where are you? You you were walking out as I was porting into you. Why the boss wasn't there If I had to walk out. No You should know But you are smart so Well, obviously nothing. Well, I doubt So, yeah, that was not what I meant to click Not what I meant to click don't clip that chat Don't don't look at what I just did either. I just did two fatal mistakes No one saw anything. No No one saw it Definitely didn't happen. Nothing happened. You saw nothing good good Good, you're not allowed to see anything Is banned is banned I am great at whiz. I swear I swear I am the best whiz player This side of the spiral I didn't get any thinking my puppies sharp knees sharp any blade Actually didn't you were talking to your dog good good good good That is good. I definitely didn't try and enchant a blade with epic. I would never do that That's not something that I would never do There's two screenshots, but neither of them can go on stream What the heck? Why did you screenshot the first one? It's like totally out of context Like you were responding to something else I managed to get that like right before you corrected yourself. Man. I only did that today 1808 p.m. Wow. Good on me. Good on me. I'm so proud of myself What was the second one about what was our conversation about on that one? You don't remember that And why was one doing it? I'm gonna find that now and find the context I still have it. Let me find it. Oh my god. This whole conversation is awful. This whole conversation is cursed Jeez Are you reading it? Yeah What the fuck is wrong with us? Oh, dude, what the heck? I'm already dropping the app on Wait, where are you gonna step it? That is cringe. Absolute cringe This was in 2019 Yikes, dude Man, what was happening to me in 2019? I can hit next Okay I didn't get a shadow, but I stopped reading. I was cringing too hard. It was very uncool uncool or good No one hack my Twitter And find out what I said. No one do it. Please don't do it Please please if that's the worst thing that you've ever said. I think you're okay That's not the worst thing I've ever said, but it's up there with the most cringiest thing I've said That reminds me that reminds me that reminds me guess what today is an anniversary It's our anniversary It's our anniversary Yeah of what? I have it in my calendar. It's the light bulb story anniversary. Oh my gosh, the light bulb story. That's the most That's the most um, if that thing I've said though Yeah But it was kind of funny that you mentioned it because today is the day It's kind of funny though that light bulb story It was something It was Definitely something That story is Gone but not forgotten No, it is and I still have it saved Do you Yeah, it's in our Like snapchat history. Is it maybe I might have deleted it Oh, hey, we won Yeah, we're good. I got dialogue. I found it. You found it Yeah That's cute one day we will do a completely behind paywall stream Where we just read the light bulb story Absolutely not Imagine if we did that that would be funny Get banned That's why it's behind a paywall I would also get I would ban you from being like a person that I know I just got two polygons. Are you are you proud of me? Thanks, man I love me might some polygons Polygon not more like poly here You guys don't want to hear the light bulb story. It's not fun It's not good. I don't even remember the context of why I said that story, but I think you were just like really tired probably it sounds like something Sounds accurate, honestly, can you leave? It sounds accurate Oh my god, hi, welcome to my fight Here you can see a giant cucumber man with um arms And big sharp teeth about to destroy you and also a ghost dog Wow Don't speak for all of us. No, you do not want to know trust me. You don't You don't You've got what screenshots of some of the snapchats that she sent me Oh That's exciting Is that moon? I'm pretty sure that's river I'm pretty sure that's river Favorite It is you I thought it was hi welcome. How are you? How are you? You've been doing well Must have been an eight to 12 hour stream when you said it no No, it wasn't it was just completely out of the book This was just something that I started started typing and I typed And I typed he sure did and I didn't stop He didn't It's one of the most defining points of our friendship the like bookstore That's a defining point in our friendship. I I think it is I think it is Don't worry. I'm more worried. I'm more worried First day open a long time. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. You've not started nervous. Don't worry. We've only just started We're actually nearly further ahead than I am on my death wizard, which is kind of funny um Yeah, that's even better. Oh my gosh Oh my gosh That's what you think I don't think Dylan would you know, I would really love to like just like Say the whole story that I've by the way, it's a completely fabricated like fiction stories that I made Um, just to see what you guys thought because it's just so weird in like absolutely crazy I don't want to do it And I'm not going to do it but It would be really funny to see what people think Also, I'm not saying it out loud like that is that is way too embarrassing. I can't say it out loud No, you can't Let us defeat the zling all that's right. He makes us cry Or specifically me cry the heck How did you get a picture of me in my car? That's one of my favorite pictures I just have I don't know where these came from, but I just I just have them. It's like a super It's like you You scrinch It's kind of funny Please stop tending these I flame bro, welcome Here's a here's another great one guys. Here's another great one me with scissors my one true love. Yep I'm not going to show you the other one that she sent me It's just because that's slightly embarrassing That one's your favorite No, it isn't It's up there though. Oh my gosh. I was trying to get a photo of mitten's yesterday for you But she moved as I was gonna take it She was sleeping on like a like um some like hey It was so cute. It was so cute dude. Aw She was just like vibing and stuff It was quite a quite cute Quite cute. Oh, we've already got a shed of the wow. I need more blades though Some of the things I say are really weird You're telling me I need a I need to start like Place where I can just like say my weird things. Actually, maybe I shouldn't do that. I have I have a Phone an album called out of context That's just like a bunch of messages from people just with absolutely zero context and they're really funny How many of am I like half there? No, no, no, no, it's A lot of it's like you're part of it. I'm part of it. Okay I'm glad I'm not a majority of it because I feel like I could be a majority of it honestly Like I feel like there's something that I could be Place old. I'm struggling for blades. I don't have a hit so I'm struggling for blades at the moment I'm trying to enchant as many things as possible Most of this album is um Jake and then being mad Fair enough Fair enough. No weird things allowed. Sorry. Well, that's good It's a bit late. It's a bit late for that It's a bit late for that, but oh discard the reshuffle pass All I need is one blade Two blades in fact Two blades and enchant for my hit that would be cool That would be very cool I have to say the boss amount of 5000 doesn't quite work for this fight Yeah, because he just spams me with cards that I can't use and can't discard It's quite frustrating really Quite frustrating. It's frustrating Please Please just pass just pass a whole bunch. That would be cool. You know that would be cool That's would be very cool Okay, I've got an enchant for my hit. That's great That's cool. That's a good start. I don't have a hit Give it to me. Don't worry. I'm still looking for some blades I've got a frenzy, but I need some blades as well I don't want to pop a frenzy until you're you can hit Because knowing your luck or knowing our luck we won't find any hits until After the frenzy is gone And I'll be just taking unnecessary damage for no reason So, yeah That's fun Keblam storm shark. Oh my gosh. You're dying Dude, oh my god. I got a hit. Oh my gosh. Congrats. I've got a blade I'll blade and then frenzy and then hit. Is it okay? I've got everything that I need. Hungry You should eat something, dude I think I have something to eat Why why did I say that? What The last thing you see me say what well, you see it's called out of context Yeah, and I'm confused on why I ever said that full stop I don't know. I'm sure you could look it up I don't want to look it up. It sounds dangerous, dude Okay, I'll hit next I feel like I say the best things and the worst things when I'm tired Yeah, best meaning most funniest and worst meaning also most funniest See what makes it funnier is that if that was at 456 That's that was like in the middle of the day for you. It's not even like You didn't even have the excuse of it being like early or late or anything. Yeah true true True true true. I was probably bored. That was probably what it was What day was this? I just said today. I'm lucky if it was like a Saturday or like a work day If it was a work day, I would understand Right boss melted time. Here we go Hey guys, welcome to my wizard 101 tutorial how how to defeat Friday June 18 It was a Saturday for me Yeah, I I can't justify that I can't justify that full stop That is an unjustifiable message Thus it means it should be an alpha context Right Bye-bye. Bye-bye boss. Boss go bye-bye 13,000 get absolutely destroyed epic I leveled up as well. Are you jealous? I believe yeah I'm level 151. I got nothing Hey, guess what? I have over 8,000 health. That's crazy. Why? Amazing epic dope, right to novice Very exciting. Here we go Load please It's gonna do the same thing as it did yesterday It's going to do the same thing as it did yesterday to me. I'm just taking its time Sweet old time There we go novice. Aha very exciting Two conitus Two conitus Two conitus Bum bum bum bum bum bum Oh my gosh. Hi Hey, welcome to novice. Isn't this exciting? Let's talk to lord snifflesworth. What a cute name. What a cute name I'm very cute. I love the name of this quest world peace Peace is about wrong though. It's the pi CE one Not the PEACE Do you know that when I'm writing peace like this, I always say pi CE Just so that I know how to spell it Like it's just something that I've built into my mind to learn how to spell it and I just have always Like always like in my head or out loud say pi CE before I spell it Is that weird? I think everybody has words like that Like wedness day or schizzers or february I say lip ray ray Hey, whatever But I do love me some wedness day I actually sometimes say that even when I'm not saying it. It's just a wedness day for me. What's up bad? Wawa time. Oh my gosh I love the music here. I forgot how good this music was So good A whole nuovo world What a what a quest name. What a quest name um With these colonizers more like world peace not so true They have her pinned down. Oh my gosh Whoa This we've only just met dude yikes We have only just met you you can't be getting pinned down by these things already It's too early for this Where's the man's Hurry up little spike ball dude You have little spike balls getting the new plushie. Are you? No, I'm not I said who's getting it not me I don't like these guys enough to get them. They're not iconic enough. So I'm not I'm not in the mood. I'm not interested in it personally Maybe it's because you already have like a gazillion of them. I do and I've got more coming Geez a whoops What do you mean whoops Did you just explode? No, don't worry about it. I did get the don't worry about it. Yeah. No, I'm not I'm not getting it I got the other ones I've got all I'm getting I've got all of them except the The um Because I just don't need it, you know just don't need it I have to say I think I'm Bonnie and it's gonna be the cutest though I'm very excited for Bonnie and to come Very excited What's yours, how did you dude what the heck You good dude. What the heck? You'd help they just no, I'm fine. I'm a I'm a capable strong independent man. I ain't need no person in my life Okay, bye. I got this What's your zodiac sign I sees or here he's I am sage at areas I'm sage So sage, you know, what's really funny is um, I didn't realize until just now, but I I literally fit in in this this area because it's run by valencian And I literally am valencian. I am one of them I am one of them This is crazy Flicks purvey quest Would have been like a perfect opportunity. You know how in caramel. They how do you do all the photo man stuff? Yeah, like that would have been a good opportunity to like Do that Yeah, yeah, I agree Oh my god Oh my god, what happened? You keep cutting out. Are you okay? I hate this place. I was at the um The maze thing Yeah Yeah, I can't remember the my way through it So we might be here for a while They do have a side quest for photo man sing all the areas Nice Where am I You're lost for notice I try dude They let us leave at once Right, can I remember my way through already failed at the first turn love to see it So does he okay sideways, I'm at the door. Lovely One of these doors the symbols Which I've done it. I think I broke it. I just speed ran. I just speed ran it I broke it. Why what did you do? I'm getting all the dialogue. That's like you made it and I have not Oh, it's probably because I don't know I'm in here and I just made it I'm I have no idea where I'm going. You just you just went just follow what I did on stream problem solved I wasn't looking well go back and watch it It's super simple, dude. Oh Uh-huh. I might die here. I might need to flee and come back Why did I not get a powerful fever? Slightly confused by that. Um I can't do this It's not that hard No, it isn't just do what I did on stream. I literally went through four doors and I got to the place It's pretty simple Pretty simple pretty simple, dude. I don't know what the tell you I have to say slightly worried about this boss. I did not come prepared enough. All I have is a meteor Oh Hi Doge, welcome. How are you? Critical. Oh my gosh ouchy ouchy booppers. You're good. That's great to hear. That's fine Slightly cried a little bit when you started putting up dispelbs Not cool or good. I might need to get my solo boss melted dick on Oh, yeah, I forgot there's a boss here. Yeah, there is. Maybe you're not finished. I have to wait through the main seat I just did it. Don't even don't patronize me I'm so proud of you I may die here Because I don't have enough cards. I've got literally one meteor I just ran into the fight, you know, I'm like, well, yeah, oh Frick and I've just Fricked it up. I'm gonna die. I was meant to put up a frenzy and I Didn't sit and now I've got a weakness. Okay. I'm dead. I need to flee and come back Oh, well Well, there's better kill if it doesn't I haven't got it. Oh, he blocked even worse It's an easy fight. Yeah except for Except when you have cards it makes it a whole lot easier Which you know, I didn't have so that's fine Wait, why am I going here? That's fun. I look so disappointed Yeah, I went to Kathmandu Apparently dungeon recoil doesn't work there. Don't try dungeon recoil. It will send you back to Kathmandu I need to put on my boss melter dick Let's hold my solo boss melter They haven't seen my solo boss melter crazy Do I have daybreaker on this character? I do actually. No, I don't I don't have daybreaker That would have been really fun. Um, where is boss melter? There's boss melter Okay, I really needs to fix that. Yeah They do it's fine It's fine. Probably maybe most likely Should put on some cleans actually Let's put in some cleanse epic right Head to puzzle piece Head to puzzle piece To defeat it I have to go through the maze all over again Yikes, do I remember the way? I'm sure you remember it I think it's like up here I did remember it cool Um, one three six again I'm so good at this. Okay Here we go boss melting time take two Solo boss melter Here we go Welcome to my tutorial on how to defeat the puzzle piece in wizard 101 First you wildfire Secondly, you cast a nap this carrot Then you blade Thirdly after you've played you cast a blast off Then you immediately follow your hit up with a fire cat that has detonated Then boss melted. Thank you for watching my tutorial. Please like and subscribe You know what I will like and I will subscribe You will like and subscribe Well, I like You so boom Have a boyfriend. Um, I do as well Okay Just to take a share You're talking like Siri or a speaking spell It takes the speech. Yeah, that was the that was the ambition 100% that's what I was going for the vision for the project Yeah, that was the vision for the for my tutorial my wizard 101. Let's play guide Hey guys, welcome to wizard 101. Let's play episode 1000 I like how I make that joke, but I literally have 300 and something episodes of the death walkthrough That's true. You I think it's like 328 or something was yesterday Right, is that right? Is that right? Yeah, 328. So I've got 328 episodes of my wizard 101 Wizard 101. Let's play. I think I'm winning personally Hey guys, uh, welcome back to the craft box. It's time for episode 527 of our death walkthrough I'll be dead by then You're gonna be dead. Yeah, I'm not going up to 500 I'll get up to 400 and then stop. That'll be the last episode. There will be no more What a quitter. That's so unsatisfying Dude, I'm the only one that I know of that has full dialogue for the whole game that I know of 328 is my birthday. Lucky. Very exciting You have the other date system. Yeah, I'll be 283 or 283 The 28th of March. Very exciting Since blue quibbren actually has a full walkthrough exactly exactly with dialogue From beginning to end on the same character nonetheless I can't say that about my musketeer walkthrough because that is not the same character that I started with Fun fact Oh, thanks for removing my weakness that I was going to remove. So kind of you So kind of you Men's just like did the death spell which removes weaknesses From me and gives them death blades. Uh, I'm storm blades So I was about to cleanse it, but I don't need to anymore. I can just hit Problem solved. Hey guys, welcome to boss melter. Are you ready for some boss melting action? I'm sure you are The the first step is to nap the scarab the second step is to blade and buff your head The third step is what we're about to do now, which is blast off And then after we blast off we simply win Be ready for the boss to be melted To be made into stringy yummy gooey gooey cheese Have you finished the fight by the way? Uh, yeah, wow, congrats. You're so cool and good. Oh my gosh. How did you do this for the dragon? You didn't even boss melt. Wow No, I always finish with flair. I need to let you down No, I'm just putting on a show for everyone, you know Yeah, that's not I'm what they call the greatest showman Like or something like that There we go bosses melted. Welcome to boss melting with Brent Smash like and subscribe for more You see, I could have just bowled and meet you but no Where's the fun in that? Where's the fun in that? This is called strategy Strategy So true Thanks, man I love this strategy. It's actually kind of good. I like it a lot It's quite funny because no one uses it So it's like kind of weird and kind of quirky, you know, like my stitch kind of weird and quirky You're pretty quick. I am pretty quirky. You are so true. So true. Bestie so true Where are you right now? Oh Of course you would be with the banana spiders They're okay. I guess They're adorable. They're okay if you like bananas I love bananas I ate a banana yesterday They are yeah, I ate a banana most days I'm about to be in banana jungle Oh my gosh. That's right. I'm here. Wow crazy crazy stuff I'm certain the valencians have burdened our friend enough. Oh my gosh. Can I skip dialogue please? Thank you Hi I'm here They're my babies and I love them very many very many Yes Yeah, let's defeat some babies. It's so cute. I was about to say something but you chose to keep your mouth shut Honestly, that that takes courage to do. I will not tolerate Banana spiders slander. I don't have them then jump from my head. So I'm not hitting this room Banana spider. I hardly know us We used to have like actual banana spiders like outside of our house and everything Uh-huh They're pretty cool spider. Are they actually a type of spider? You keep cutting out I don't know why Banana Spider are they actually a type of spider? They are actually a type of spider We don't have them in new zealand. We just try and not have spiders Honestly, I don't think that's too much to ask for either We try not to kill people with spiders here in new zealand unlike australia Banana spiders are friendly. I don't care if they're friendly. They're spiders They're just really big. I'm really big too. Did you see that? I'm massive I go to the gym. I I go to the gym at least once every Every three years Wow So they look like that right yellow ones they look exactly like these sure That's so cute. Can you show me one when I come to america land? No, because they don't live in like they don't live here, but you said you had them outside your house Well, not this house my old house whenever I lived like in the sticks This is tragically said I'm so sorry for your loss of banana spider They're actually really by like they make really cool words I make really cool webs I revoked that comment after thinking about it. I revoked that comment Think for the best. Hey a cantrip Oh, are you gonna do it? Yeah, not if I beat you to it. I already did it Trigic person gonna say anything. They just do no magic touching you Move. No, that's not good. Stop moving. Oh my gosh. I don't want to be magic touched. I think I'm good Sounds like your loss I'm about to level up eliminate them before they kill us Uh-oh, I got the elite guy Oh Well, I think he's got no health. So Tragic l plus ratio plus no health Um, so you were thinking of the brazilian wandering spider Well spider name I wish I could be a spider have like a hundred eyes Yeah, everyone gets slapped by newspaper all the time. Honestly. Wait, honestly sounds like a great life Why are you? Oh, no, what did I what did I do the wrong this time? That sounds like something that I would say that would be another context thing I feel like I have also said that as well. I feel like I've said that before Constantly getting slapped by it Hold up newspapers Um, we kind of just doing this by ourselves But you can watch Welcome by the way yes Oh my gosh bad wah wah time. I'm excited. We're turning on dialogue just for bad wah wah Best line in the whole game. I'm ready for bad wah wah. I'm ready for bad wah wah It's not yet. It's after this we need the boss melter. Yeah, I know I'm saying let me fix my thing melter I hardly know her Oh, here's cheats say doesn't he what was his cheats again Can we do boss melter on this dude? I don't know load I hate when the wiki doesn't load Do you guys have any good myth pets? I have a myth pet. Yes um Oh, it's just a stun thing. It's a stun thing He'll mark us and then we have to hit him when he's no more marked I don't know why he does big things, but it's okay. We can just win We can just win it's fine boss melter is unstoppable. It'll be great Um, yeah, well after I've done this area, I can have a I can lend you the pet if you want You good Yeah, okay. Let's do this Let's defeat ponds for the third time The second something like that. We're gonna be waiting on me for a shit of it It's not like perfect, but it's pretty good It's a triple double But it doesn't have max stats. So it's not um 10 dealer, but It's not too bad Right let's destroy these dudes destroy them 27% Too bad. That's what you've been looking for actually nice. Okay. Yeah, we'll lend after I finish this area I'll lend you my pet real quick Then you can hatch I don't know if I have enough gold to hatch. That's why I'm saying lind instead So I can't remember if my rich is poor or poor rich My myth is poor or rich. I'm not sure I am not sure What does he do if I don't know He beguiles right? That's right That's okay. I'll get the guy. It's okay It's okay. You know what? I don't care if I get the guy You're not gonna kill me debatable That's bad That's quite bad. Oh That that was not in the plans That that this is the flaw of the boss melter Funny that Okay, interesting interesting boss melter it may not be the the The flawless strategy we thought it was But it's definitely something I feel like we still just carry on Is normal Yeah Yeah Because like You know, I feel like I feel like boss melter is good enough That we can do this. I feel I feel it I'm feeling it, you know, I believe in us Yeah, yeah Yeah As long as someone does You just get worried about everything. It's okay You know, this is fine This is fine, dude You do have two weaknesses on you. That's not poggers. Yeah, you know, I think it'll be fine You've got some damage. I've got some damage where you can just be cool and good together I've got a reshuffle You know If in doubt just reshuffle it out. Why am I not getting any? I can hit them like two rounds x Might be next round, but most likely to That's cute That's cute. Love me a stun block And it's done Okay, next round I don't understand why my why I'm getting shits so slower than you. I have higher rating than you I have no idea. I don't understand that And it's like Significantly slower than you I just don't quite get it Don't quite understand why that is the case You know Maybe favoritism probably I haven't got hit by enough um medulla stuff medulla snake charmers Confused. Oh no. What am I going to do? Who knows? What does he do when he's confused? He hits everyone Yay Just kidding. It's still hitting the boss. So it's okay Still hitting the boss. It is okay Hey Nice 7,772 You just need to do like Like 4,000 damage with this You like seven But you can do 4,000, right? No Yeah You were doing 4,000 easy before Yeah, I wonder why Maybe it's because I have blades That did not do enough damage Yeah Don't worry. We could we can melt these guys a little bit Just a little bit imagine not having any blades I wonder why that happened. I don't know dude. Tell me Please tell me more So There's this guy called earthquake You should carry like frenzy or something probably Pro tip If you aren't with us, you're against us. Well, I'm against you Oh my gosh. Hi. Thanks. Thanks for hitting me. It's so cute. Wow Wow Oh, that was not okay Well, you're you're on your own kiddo Okay, I'm out of cards I can cleanse you Wow But otherwise I'm out of cards He just he just stole my Stole my erish apple So, um, don't you hate it when that happens? I do. I really do actually it's quite devastating really So, um How's it going? Uh, you know, you know, how's how's things? Here's the cleanse. Enjoy. They're okay. I mean I got banned from tinder. That was fun. You got banned from tinder Yeah, you're on tinder No, it's like a band from it. You were on tinder Yeah, how did you get banned from tinder? Not for not for what you think How did you get banned from tinder? Please explain Okay, so I was like it's like really bored and also Uh-huh And I was like, you know Because I had been talking to my friends about their tinder accounts earlier because we were helping them like um, like You know, they were like, what should I change? You know On my like bio and stuff like that And so we were helping out with that and I was like, dude, I should make a tinder. That'd be so funny But like Instead of like making an account I was like, there are probably so many annoying horrible people on that on tinder. So I should like make an account and then Pretend to be a cat and anybody that matches with me. I'll just send them a cat Because like that'll make them smile. You know So I sent myself as a cat and I named myself barf all of you because I thought that was really funny. It's a very good cat. Yeah Not barf all of you barf all of you Oh Yeah, um interesting Yeah, and I matched with every single person I really forgot about that So you um, you became a cat Yeah As one does. Yeah, just just casually Yeah, and then I got I was on it for like 10 minutes and then I got bored Uh, and then The next day I was like, uh, I should probably delete that account and I got banned so I can't even get on the app Oh They were like you're banned for not following our terms of service So, you're not allowed to be a cat on tinder No, you're not allowed to make people happy tragic Because like the people that I like sent the cats to they always responded with like hearts and stuff So I was like, I'm obviously doing a good deed here Yeah So why am I painted to be the bad guy? Why am I banned for doing a good deed? Yes I could just imagine The types of people that you talk to on tinder like You have to have some sort of reprieve You know Like that was probably such a release Yeah Just to have like nobody being like, huh. Hey, what's your snap? It's just like, hey, here's a cat. Have a nice day I I wouldn't know I've never done tinder Well, let me tell you it wasn't fun, but you are too late. My general found the water of life and as all Hmm He found the Oh, he found the lava He found the lava. Did you know that he found the lava? I said I love that line so much. It's so funny So humorous humorous So so what you're saying is you can't be a cat on tinder No Dude, I wait, let me show you my profile. I would love to I feel like I have to be a cat on tinder now as well. We need to do world of service Delete it Oh my god, there's a screenshot of it. Nice screenshot of it and a different chat. I'll find it Yeah, that's so weird I never knew that there was rules about, you know, being a cat on tinder I didn't know if that was in there. I didn't know that that was in there. You just like can't not be a person But how how do you know that cat is not a person? There you go. Can I show on stream? Yeah, if you want to This is this is quite funny. Um, I need to boss him. I'm a doctor. I'll follow me Doctor, I'll follow you It's been a mile away I can't believe they didn't let me do that Yeah, I wasn't even doing anything bad. I know I love how your name tag is dr. Morris Last name Yeah, follow me Morris Yeah, you got a problem with that. It's a very, um interesting name. It's a very sophisticated. I know He will be a great monquistador again in about 30 years until then it's time for nappy You may report to diamond sana. I was surrender I love him I love him so much Oh, congrats on the level by the way, you're so strong and powerful Dang kind of like me strong and powerful another thing strong and powerful I love that character man. Oh, there's a chest here, dude Magic touch it with me All right now we can turn down the dialogue Dylan come open this Right, so let us continue To the other side of Puerto Nuovo again boom A demon. Oh, I didn't mean actually I'm sorry Demon don't worry about it. You're okay. I'm not okay Thanks for asking you Thanks for asking though. I appreciate it Where the monkey that where the monkey that They're running away Yay, I love these guys. They're quite cute. I love their flaming skulls What they're pretty hot the flaming skulls pretty hot No, no I guess there's a lot of things I don't get in this world What are you laughing at? Oh my god Are you about to say what I think you're about to say? I hate you Friends anymore What do you mean we're not friends anymore? I'm still coming to New Zealand, but it's just to beat you up. Okay, please beat me up We're just gonna have like a fist fight. Yes I need to stop thinking Oh my god early for this type of behavior. No it isn't Oh, I'm a terrible person. Have you noticed this on my berries? How do you I'm taking them all for For what eats on reparations for what I said. Yeah How did you steal those? I was there first I was ahead of you. I called dibs. I had dibs on those berries. Okay I don't want to hear I had dibs. You don't respect the dibs I don't now you're gonna be waiting for me. So checkmate. That's fine I don't mind. I'm very patient Well, I'm Brent. So, yeah Hi Brent. Hi. Nice to meet you Nice to meet you too. We need to go into the dark crucible. Are you excited? Would you go into a spooky cave with me sometime? Uh in real life or in a game both In a game. Yes in real life. I don't know. I feel like you were I feel like you Might leave me there to die. I would never leave you anywhere You have a band of me. I wouldn't do that. I would hide behind you. I would hide behind you. I will not Skip parameters. You would be my human shield But I wouldn't abandon you, you know, you're gonna get up the duck Exactly, you know, but like if something is slightly blocking me they can't see me It's strategy And they say chivalry is dead. Yeah, you're doing a good work. At least know where's the pants in this That would be funny so you wouldn't go into a spooky cave with me Why would I go into a spooky? I'm afraid of the dark fair enough. Honestly Honestly, yeah boy And I can't go into like haunted houses like scare actors or whatever because I punched somebody in the face And I don't really want to loss Could you punch me in the face? Maybe What would it take for me to punch you for me to be punched in the face by you? So starting to sound a bit suspicious Like you really want this to happen. I don't but I'm just wondering hypothetically Hypothetically, you'd have to do something really really really really bad That's good because I can't do that. So Hey now, what's this? Yeah, man. Hey me. I don't think I could do it. You couldn't punch me in the face I don't think so. Wow. I'm not a bad guy guys. You've heard it here first I'm a good guy I wouldn't go that far. I would um, I honestly would go that far So, yeah I wouldn't even I didn't even like punch my siblings face, you know, so Yeah, but I'm not a sibling so Yeah, I know that makes it worse Because like I'll I'll smack Noah upside the head. I don't care But he probably deserves it sometimes It's like a form of affection But I don't know if I can do that to you Tragic Well, that's a shame. I guess we'll find out but I guess we will I guess we will Very upsetting but hey, that's fine. I'm gonna shame you Why? I'm shaming you publicly. Why are you shaming me publicly? Please don't do that publicly What have I done to deserve this? It's too late. It's already in motion. You're being shamed right now. But why what for what have I done to deserve this? No comment I have a pen that says New Zealand on it. Congratulations. That means I shouldn't be shamed It's not how that works. It is. Yeah The pen agrees with me. So therefore I am right Centium Huh? Is it sentience? Yes, the pen speaks to me I think that just means you can talk to a psychologist, but okay. I am a psychologist Really? For myself, yeah Some people call me psycho. Oh, yeah, doctor. Oh Didn't see that one coming to Jeff He's lived I'm a barrel of tricks barrel of fun. Oh my gosh. He's healing cute. Oh my gosh That's so nice. First we didn't kill and now he's healing. Honestly good on him good on him He deserves it. He deserves it. Honestly 100% deserves it. I have a reshuffle. Don't worry Oh my god, so do I this How can I reshuffle? I'm not gonna do it though. I'm sure you got that. Oh, that's I understand. How can I reshuffle? How can I reshuffle? Nice, um, right Hey, look, I have another hit. Wow, who would have thought this is crazy. Oh my gosh Next round I can kill him probably actually maybe not because he's gotten himself Maybe not You'll Right after this I See if heffs needs pet After this fight after this dungeon, I should say If if they're still here Because it's been like 30 minutes since I said that so I should probably actually Yeah, it's been actually an hour and 49 minutes. Did you know that? No Yeah, it's been an hour and 49 minutes. So you're surprised Heck no, no, we're actually going quite quickly So I'm pretty proud of ourselves. We're doing good. Good job Good job Good job. Wow reshuffle cute. Where'd you get that the reshuffle store? Canada I don't know that place. Sorry Sounds like a problem a me problem. Yeah You Um, so I have any impalates is Nope Have dark pack though I do have empower actually Might be good to carry some empower This guy spams weaknesses because there's a death wizard Oh, because that's all that death wizards do, you know But also boss melt boss melt 9000 I don't have uh, what's call it empower No, no, no, no, I have those it's fine What do you not have then frenzy Oh Why why not? Do you have like the fernice? That's the acetic one. Yeah, put that in That's kind of good if you get the blitz Right, let's do this. Oh health. It'll be fine Don't worry. You're a strong independent Wizards, you don't need no health. It'll be Fine, you know what health is a Is an illusion spread by more lambs to sell potions Uh-huh Big potion is coming down on us real hard at the moment, you know for so long Hilda cornered the market and now the arcanum brewer has gotten to a far better spot And has paid for some primary estate in the arcanum. So hilda is going down This means war finally this means war honestly We need to start a war with hilda. She has a monopoly on the potion Vending in the spiral and that needs to stop because that is disgusting Sorry, no, sorry Really bad to say Oh man, why do I think of so many bad things? psychiatric help But I said I am a psychologist People call me psycho all the time You know I guess I guess I guess too I guess that the number that you're thinking of right now is two because I said two momentarily. It wasn't it was three No, it was two It was they know as soon as you said, I guess that the number you're thinking of I thought of a number and it was three Well, that's okay Because I can guess your favorite color right now is purple Yeah Wow, that's crazy. How'd you know? It's definitely not like my entire like Dude, I'm a magician. I'm a magician purple I'm a magician dude. I know these things I'm definitely not because I showed you my new like Sheets and everything the other day. They were all purple. They're cute. I know yellow It's a song. I don't know what second is but it's from a song yellow I know the song. Yeah That was what I was. Yeah, yellow But except pretty yellow it's purple and they were all purple Everything has to be purple when you're getting purple here Never But that would not purple but everything has to be purple. I think I'd look stupid with dyed hair I'm not gonna say yes, but um, I think I think your hair color suits you. What? I have to dye my hair out of spite I don't think you have to No, I do. No, I don't think you have to Please hold on empowering to get off some of these weaknesses because we've got a few A few too many All this man's does is weakness Right empower empower me. Wow, this is so empowering Hey guys, I'm empowering right now Do you feel empowered because I'm trying to empower you I just gained three picks for poor damage. We're trying in the world. I'm trying I always thought I'm the worst drawing Oh, I'm speaking of that. Have you done the thing? Yeah, well, it's not done. Okay. Are you ready to hit? I guess I can Or do you need another round I mean I have all my things Blade Do you want to get off your weaknesses or you're just gonna hit through? Um, I mean I have a reshuffle. I mean I can burn us. Oh Okay, our friends. We're just waiting I will friends it first then And then I'll do dance a bit of this child's play to one such as me Cute I'm child's play Is he calling me a child? Because I know I act like it sometimes, but I'm not actually I'll have him. No, I'm nearly 23 That's not very Happy birthday birthday birthday. It's not my birthday. It's in like in the week Don't tell everyone. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh guys Prince birthday is the 11th So make sure as you tell him happy birthday on the 10th because he's a day ahead Dude, oh my gosh. Why why why are you why are you exposing me like this? Wow, that is unfortunate That is very unfortunate Um, I think this has gone downhill significantly. We should have hit last round We've just gone from great to terrible In five seconds Dabbed in the face. Yeah, and I got half my blades removed and replaced with fire weaknesses Cute. No Not cute. Cute. Very uncute very uncute. This is gonna do nothing damage at all Nothing damage Yikes Yikes This is bad. This is dreadful. Fine. I have a race shuffle. I do as well, but this is dreadful behavior This is dreadful behavior from my man's basil How dare he basil basil Do you think basil? Yeah basil How's it cute? That's just how I say it Rose reminds me of the pizza griffin griffin happy video What does that mean? Is it a good thing? I feel like it doesn't hate it griffin happy I I see that I see that I see that honestly. I see that why are you laughing like what is it? Yeah, that is me. Yeah 100% that is her 100% I didn't know that was peter griffin. Yeah, I've heard that like audio before Did you not know that that's peter griffin? No, I mean I have not video Also, I've never seen family guy. I had to watch family guy. Are you okay? Yeah, I had to watch a familiar studies class. No, I know who peter griffin is He's on my metopia team guys. Come on Uh-huh. That's what they all say No, he is Literally, he is no one told me to add him. So I did. Wow. I just didn't know I've never seen that video before I've heard the audio, but I'm not video Fair enough fair enough Both of shadow Yeah, we do We should add that audio to dimitri fire emblem. Absolutely Fair enough. Oh my gosh, stop Stop witnessing us. This is bad. This is really bad. This is fire weaknesses Dad You're dead. Well, leon come back dude Okay, don't worry. I got this. I will I will save us It's so easy to save me now If I laugh I become a cow If laugh I lose or laugh You laugh you lose I'm yawning Yeah, you'll all you'll you'll lose Oh my god. Hi. How's it going? Hi Hey, how's it going? Hey? Hey, hey girl. How are you? I hate your American What do you mean you hate my american accent Why do you hate it man? I just try I just try really hard, dude. I've been working on it. I'm gonna I think it's getting a bit better. I think it's getting a bit better. Would you disagree? No comment Fair enough Fair enough, I guess Uh You what you want mate? You're cheap. Don't don't do cheap thing. No, no, no, that's illegal. That's illegal, ma'am Please Please don't do that Nice cat Nice cat, dude very cool ampogas the highlight of my day So far What a crappy day I know I am crappy Wait, um That kind of backfired on me Um, right. So let me dark pack myself And then cry How far away are you from getting a shadowpup? 61 Okie dokie then that's cool I'ma probably just hit next because sounds like good idea good idea Her blam That hurt. I'm at 2,700 health, dude. I'm gonna die in a sec I'm hitting next round If you can you can and if not, there's was a fine too Oh, that's right. It's if you blade. He does this cheat. That's right That's why we have some weaknesses Wow, that makes so much sense. Yeah, it does doesn't it? I'm blasting off. It does Okay, don't worry. I've got like three rounds to hit so it's okay Or you don't have to that's what's so fun, too, but I'm just not risking any more weaknesses Risk it for the biscuit. No, maybe it's not. Oh, too great. He's good You say that every time you say that like every time. Yeah every time I didn't realize I'm fine I won't say it anymore No, you can't I'm just say I'm just pointing out that you say that every time You don't need to be sorry. I'm just pointing out facts. No, you don't have to do everything. They're good Okay, that's not big damage It's a little bit bad damage 4,600 Hmm Hmm Done done done Let's see how this does How though it's a I I give up on this fight. This fight is not great This fight does not work with the um the boss melter does not work on this fight. That's for sure Boss melter kind of fails in this fight. Not gonna lie Quite sad, but hey, that's fine 2000 oof at least a million is dead That's a good thing 3864 He's not dead. He's not dead. I'm gonna have to flee bb Okay, brb Last portion Hi, how's it going? Hey girl boss Hey Ready to have a fabulous play today? I'm fabulous every day. Thanks for noticing. I'm gonna slam my head into the desk I'm gonna slam my head into a wall of bricks I'm so tired And I'm Brent. So yeah Hi, Ben. Hi. Nice to meet you. You too. How's it going? You know It's like soup just reheated. How's your wife and the kids? They're they're fine. Oh, you're blading me Oh, am I trying am I killing is that what the words saying? Well, I'm gonna reshuffle and I can't use two of that blade. Oh, yeah Yeah fair fair fair and my pet doesn't give me a blade. So it's great for me. Yeah, I get this I get this I get you You know, I feel you professional strategy Professional strategy We are strategy masters Absolute strategy masters master. I heard they know I almost just fell Please don't fall Please don't do that. I would not recommend at all. I fell for you. I fell into your arms Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because damn you you cool Damn your face must have hit a rock on the window Oh Because damn girl you ugly Yeah, I've always found that that pickup line is just so weird I've never I don't know. I like pickup. They're stupid. Just charming because I'm attracted to idiots so Fair enough Fair enough It's my type Is uh more on Hey girl are you a type because damn you're so smart. I could call you a computer Yep, see that that works. That would have worked I thought that one was kind of good one though Oh my gosh, stop Just don't need to shut up at 99% on shadow gauge. Love to see it Geez If I ever use that pickup line on a girl I would punch myself to sleep Fair enough I think that's a bit harsh when I first spoke to Aurora. I said hey girl You're pretty cool We should talk you said it worked. It worked. We talked Let's go to the Twitter conversation right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no. Was that the first time we talked? That was not the first time we talked. That's like way after that was just a meme I was just doing it for the meme. Okay Yeah That was just a meme bro. You started that conversation with the pickup line Did I Yeah, I sometimes start up random conversations with the pickup line Just because I know you like them Yeah, so really I'm doing you a service Right. Yeah, that's how it works. It's how it works, right? Hmm What was the first thing we said to each other? It was um You picking or me picking My like name color for the discord. Oh, that's right. Wow. And then the second time we talked was because Me apologizing for causing problems because somebody was harassing me Wow, you remember that Yeah, I don't remember that I just talked to so many people back then uh-huh For sure. Yeah, it wasn't because it was like in 2018 or something hundred percent. Yeah. No, I just have so many friends, you know Yeah, it was crazy. We've talked so much. Holy moly Why don't you just Sort the messages all this I didn't know you could do that How do you do that? Well, I usually just do from User and then click bold, but it's too late now wizard. We did it. Oh my gosh, that's so good I forgot that I was not listening to dialogue Well, whoopsie doopie wondering what you're doing. I was listening to dialogue. I thought this was the death walkthrough for a second But then I realized this is my fire wizard. This is in fact not my death wizard Shock horror. I know Thank you for noticing. It looks like a death wizard, but it's not. That's my fire wizard You know what I find really? Oh my gosh pixels. I just got my polygon Congratulations How are you jealous of me? I got polygons in a wizards card game House and you got none. She has nothing except for Nana banana No, she has really good like the old woman Stop speaking to older woman Hey, man Fair enough Fair enough confront the malibonians Are you still here? Um heffs I'll give you pet now If you're still here If not, we will continue I don't think heffs is still here. We are continuing. Okay We go We go confront the malibonians We then go to nuva kogia We're actually zooming Who knew there was so much dialogue in malibon and not malibon novice Yeah And malibon I mean it's basically malibon at this point. Look malibon I love the malibon theme. It's so good Rotting him waila. Do you like him? What? The the guy here I have a boyfriend But he's a rotwheeler With a wig on You know surely that's aren't we all We're all rotwheelers with a wig on Yeah interesting interesting take Interesting take there. Um where the heck is my meteor strike? Are you ready? Yep, okay Let's fight these irks irky boys, man. I caught myself so badly the other day Like I slashed my leg open Yeah, and it's like I'll show you a picture of it It's not too bad. It's not too bad, but like it was really bad. It was really bad Don't look at my feet I've got socks on but still don't look I don't send it out for free Does that look it's like it was like bleeding for like a solid like two hours God And what's really funny is it's like bumped up that I did that I did that at work We were moving we were moving and um I like I like cut it on the bottom of the shelves. Yeah, it's quite bruised as well. Yeah Yeah, I would have given you a band-aid You know a little band-aid could help Don't worry. I've got a lot of I got a lot of things like that You know that my my other leg on my thigh. There's like a hatch where I can't feel anything Like the nerves are just dead there Oh, I have a lot of places like that in my arm and in my leg Mine's because I whole bunch of like stage flooring really really heavy pieces of wood fell on me And like destroyed me I need more Oh, whoops whoops whoops whoops I only got one Hi, how's it going? Wow welcome back But yeah, so like there's there's also like a wee little dip in my thigh as well Where that happened And like the nerves are just like dead like you can I can kind of feel it but like it's not as much like feeling It's like the rest of my leg If you like run you have a dent in my skull if that makes you feel better I'm not asking for sympathy. I'm just saying this is Saying I have a dent in my skull. I'm just saying this is like interesting quirky part of me, you know You don't think the dent in my skull is quirky enough? Yeah, I do actually how did you get a dent in your skull? I don't know It just happened. It's like right on my forehead too. So I think I got hit Yikes, you walked into a you'd walked into one too many brick walls Maybe I'm so sorry. Are you bleeding again? Why didn't have a blade? He took my blade He took my blade away. He sniped it from me. What else do I have? I have three weird freckles like right by my eye. Oh, yeah And then I have a triangle. I have a triangle of freckles on my arm Like it's a perfect triangle You're part of the Illuminati. She's a part of the Illuminati. She's just not She's not denying it. I have Nerve damage in one of my knees I got it Okay, thanks for the help. Oh my gosh You're welcome nerve damage both of my legs like They got torn open And so I can't feel a lot of spaces on it. Yeah, and then I have it on my arm too Interesting. Are you ready to enter the earth clear? Yeah, I'm so excited. You know what irks me What? When I have to wake up early Wow, so true. It's so true. You're just so right. I had to wake up early today. I know I mentioned that and that's crazy Who would make you do that? There's this guy, okay Your boyfriend What are you proposing? I'm not proposing anything. You just said that you've had a boyfriend So I'm like is that him but obviously not. No, sorry There's this guy called Brent Oh, yeah, yeah That's that's why it came off that way Yeah Yeah, fair enough. Sounds like an absolute idiot Well, he's why I'm awake so early. Why do you even speak to him? I'd still be asleep right now Because he talks funny and it amuses me What Why like why does he talk funny? That's stupid Um, he's got a funny accent Fair enough fair enough sounds quirky Sounds quirky but still like why do you speak to him? He's really quick Cause he's quirky Cause he's girl boss Fair enough Understandable, I really wish that we didn't just get music scrolls. What is this Polaris? No I'm so frustrated. I want actual things like robes bad robes. I don't care if they're good or bad I just want them instead of just music scrolls the whole time It's so sad Oh, it's well time. Well, well, well, would you look at that? They should have called this quest. Well, well, well, they really missed Missed a chance. It's called a classic tale. I hate that I'm just We're disappointed I'm disappointed for you bestie. I just got a deep mushroom. Hey jealous Yeah, you better be Oh Tlessey, why are you so fast? Uh, I'm like way ahead of you on my screen. Yeah. Why are you so fast? Oh, okay, just play a dip then Understandable because I'm already talking to last so my What's so much you calling go to mine? Hey girl, you want to come to mine? I just live without being jealous. I have um So many So many things, you know, so many levels. Has our health been going up? 3909 Because I feel like mine stayed the same for the last like three levels. Hold up. I'm gonna find out 8 6 70 My health hasn't been going up Really? Or not has don't worry. I had eight six so four at the start of the It's just going up slowly Don't worry. Don't worry Somehow My health is still increasing, which is good I'm just the greatest. That is that is pretty good. I'm the greatest to ever exist. Did you know that? Pretty cool Right Lightning bats, dude What the heck? Oh my gosh crazy crazy Kerb lamb My gosh, nice blade. Wow So cool, where'd you get it? Uh Argentina, I've never been there. What's it like neither? How did you get it in Argentina if you've ever been there? I shipped it. You went on a ship. Oh, that's very unlikely They seem to ship to you. Oh my gosh. Oh my god, dude. Wow. Are you like are you like the queen or something? No Is it because you're still alive? Wow too soon too soon. It's too soon to make those jokes Americans just don't understand Oh my god I'm the worst Dog of war It's like fog of war but dog of war You know like in game it's like frog of war Frog of war, dude. Oh my gosh What if Yeah, but if frog What do you think of this very polite frog? I'm still looking at the very beginning of our message There's a frog of war So true message you ever said to me is one word. You guess what it is Hello That makes sense actually there's a very on point. How weird. Uh, we got stunned I'm stunning. I know Thanks for noticing I don't have a hit by the way Good I see what you mean it is Yep It's funny to see how like polite I was back then And me as well Yeah Really funny. Oh my gosh the like the like the like third conversation we have you already drew pilgrim boy Yeah Dude, oh my gosh Pilgrim boys number one stan how to get good yikes. Wow, we've had so many conversations I know Wow Wow, wow, wow We have been friends for a very long time. We have This should kill it. Hopefully I didn't kill that guy. Wow tragic. I'm terrible worse was Worst was it ever Devastating absolutely devastating Flam Get wrecked I just leveled up again. Wow What was that you No, you just let me you leveled up. Oh my gosh congrats Congrats. I'm higher level than you how Me too I was stuck too Seems like a bad thing Yes Stuck more like truck am I right if if I was a truck would you Say hi would I what would I okay? Did you think I was gonna say come on get your mind out of the gutter It's been a long day. Okay. It's only been two hours and a half. Okay, dude. It's been a long day. I'm tired You're tired, dude. I woke up at like six fifteen this morning I slept for like four hours Do not press spacebar to finish that quest fun slight bug slight bugger Ruthie Hello We run We run away quick run away Run away Where's Defeat some irks no Defeat irks. We haven't defeated them. Yeah, it's very irking. Yeah, it's very irking to me. You know, yeah Yeah, exactly. You get it. You understand You understand Um YouTube.com slash the crop box extra Let's find out how far through we are After box x that is not how you spell extra That's not how you spell extra. Who would have thought nervous test run Uh, okay after this we go to the stone of heaven again And then we do the terrible fight and the In the place of the things The one that like makes you not do any damage at all ever and then we Go to the Polaris bit And then we start the war And then we went okay sounds accurate Sounds like we're nearly done. I'm just kidding Yeah, we're only on episode five of the test run walk through but so But I mean by that time we're already done one Two three four hours. So we're actually like two hours ahead of schedule Nice. Yeah need that. It's gonna be on the 10 hours Instead of 12 probably Plus we have to do the final boss as well. So yeah, that's what I was about I had a look at that yesterday night before I went to bed And I'm like seems kind of interesting apparently there's a way to make it really easy, but I don't know if we Should do that. I don't know. I don't know how it works Never done that before Are we stunned? We were stunned. That's cool. I'm like, why do we not hit? Why do we not kill? Devastating Absolutely devastating Can these guys stop it for like five seconds Can you stop stunning for five seconds, please please For five seconds Brits blade Kaplamo We kill maybe nice epic Epic Did you get it? Yes Well, well, well, would you look at that? We just purified it It is safe to drink the water drink it up Harbour master master I hardly know it Thank you I appreciate you for that I forgot how the drink went. So I kind of like stopped That'll be four hundred dollars only four hundred. That's kind of cheap Yeah, I decided to lower my prices. What was like inflation at all? Most people raised their prices because of inflation Yeah, but I'm a nice guy Doesn't that hurt your bottom line I had like 17 Different responses that and I'm deciding not to say any of them any of them. Wow Yeah So, sorry So, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry because you're missing out. I'm missing out What am I missing out on? You know what I want? I want a chocolate orange Dude, yes. Oh my gosh Dude Oh my gosh, I might get one for Christmas That would be nice It's a Christmas present. Yeah, we get that for Christmas. It's Christmas presents from my grandparents. They're so yummy Yeah, they are so yummy They sure are yummy Yummy yummy Yummy yummy Probably at a store Surely Walmart has them. Oh very Walmart has everything I'll age 36 They told you if you just need to go there now After we finish streaming Oh my gosh, you can get them from the lolly shop. Wow It's a lolly shop. It's the lolly shop. It doesn't sound like a real place lolly shop dot codon ends it They sell lollies They sell them But 699 I think I looked at this website with Noah only 699. What the heck? That's so cheap, dude I think I looked at this website with Noah American candy Nerds wrote fruit roll ups. There she kisses gold nerds theater box. There she cookies and cream cookies and cream Yeah Reese's no, those are actually really good. No, I hate cookies and cream is discussed Oh my god, I hate cookies and cream absolutely hate it I've never had a Reese's peanut Really they're gross So it's good that I haven't had them I mean, I personally don't like them everybody else likes I'm the only person I know that doesn't like them. What is um trolley gummy takeaways Takeaways take away. They look like pizza Like oh, it's probably like a gummy pizza, then those are gross, too. Okay. Hershey's milk chocolate bar Those are good Obviously candy corn. I had that one. So it's dreadfully candy corn is disgusting. It's so bad. I had that when I was in America Not legally exist I feel like that's what they should instead of like ripping out people's To like torture them. They should just make them eat candy. What is Mike and Ike? Uh, they're just little candy. I don't know. They're not really anything special. Okay. Fair enough. So don't get them Yeah, they're okay Um, what else do I not know of aero bar? from Nestle I've never had that before um A bazooka ring pop Your future wedding ring I haven't had them both little Pop tarts two packets. Pop tarts are great You burned them. Um What does a um What is a runce a what are you into yes? I have no idea. Oh, let's hold out anyway Pixie caramel. What is that? That is either Reese's paces Those are good jolly ronchia lolly pop Those are good all Ew, I hate SpongeBob and Krabby Patty colors so So I grew up Eating those but now I think they're disgusting Fair enough I hate like gummy candies All right, what are what is missus freshly snowballs? 120 gram so those are like They're these cake things that are like Covered in coconut stuff. I think What are milk duds? Milk duds are okay. They're like this caramel chocolate thing What are Swedish fish I literally had one of those yesterday. They're so good Uh-huh. What is um What what is fruit by the foot? I used to eat those in my lunchbox growing up. They're just like It's just like a bullet of A fruit roll up. I don't know What about the finger bites? Just butter fingers but bite What are lifesavers Depends. Are they the gummy ones or the hard ones? Ew, those are gross. Okay um What are atomic viable Those are cinnamon candies. I've never had one of those because they would kill my mom um chocolate chip cookie dough bites Oh my god, I literally got one of those the other day I'm I'm holding the package right now I'm not sure. They're sold out though so tragic I know because I saw them at five below. Yeah, and I was like that is so weird and my mom was like, okay Well, we can buy it because the candy here is 10 for a dollar So I got some to try and I got Swedish fish Once again our question prints test and sweets Dude, okay, we have like none of these things that I'm saying. Okay. I don't know what these are Okay, they don't have like real candy in other countries because they have like safety regulations We're not allowed things that have numbers on them. Okay, if your chemicals have numbers in them, we're not allowed them Yeah, you know if a word's more numbers than anything My gosh, look at them. They're mustaches I must ask you a question What are three musketeers? Like a sub part They're like a chocolate thing Mm-hmm What is a um Hot tamale I think those are cinnamon as well Um, oh my gosh, the peanut butter cookie dough is also sold out. Fun fact Wow, I didn't see that one big red gum five sticks That's awesome cinnamon Dr. Pepper Hey, how is that? How is that American candy? Okay, dr. Pepper American candy. You heard it here first Um Swedish fish tropical minis I've never had them. They're sold out. I like Swedish fish though Laffy taffy bar grape Oh my god. Okay, banana laffy taffy is superior Okay A jumbo dill pickle, what the heck why? Why would you do that? Uh, yeah, you can buy like pickle Everywhere you can get a giant one of the dollar store that's like covered in spicy stuff Cookies and cream cookie dough bites Hmm interesting New Zealand papers. Did you learn a lot? Yeah Do you have do you have um I don't actually know some of these as well Do you have jet planes? No, they're so good. I mean I shouldn't say that They're so good. They're like we little you wouldn't like them, but they're like gummy planes One There you go I need to scroll back to jump to prison Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. You can't say that That's the way I didn't say it Do you have fruit bursts? Baby, I don't know like you have different names for everything Send me the link and I'll That way I can like see talking These things Maybe we call them starbursts. I don't think they're the same thing They don't has their favorite cup Oh, they're similar, but they're not exactly the same Yeah, they look like they don't taste it My favorite is the banana flavor Followed by the um the rich flavor The strawberry Fabulous? What is that? What do you mean? Fabulous There's fabulous Licorice log sherbet fizz. Oh, I hate licorice Do I? Licorice is good, but I had to click on it because it's called Fabulousia I don't know There's so much candy that I'm gonna make you buy and by you buy I mean take me to buy Fair enough. Have you had a chocolate fish before? Oh my gosh. You have to have a chocolate fish Why are you making the fish chocolate? What did they do to you? They're so good, dude. They're like, um, they're like chocolate coated marshmallows, but shaped in fish They're so good So good. Honestly, one of my favorites Hmm, but yet chocolate orange Only six six dollars 20 You need only Only that's cheap. That's a lot of money. $6.99 That's a steal, man. Not for you or for me. That's for me. This is a New Zealand store. Okay Say that's expensive $6.99. They should be like three bucks. Yeah No Yeah No No, no, no, no, no, no, this is cheap This is cheap. No, that is not cheap. This is cheap, dude. This is very cheap They are 328 at Walmart Yeah, okay USD to NZD 328 is 513 So yeah, they're slightly cheaper. I'm still paying less Yeah, but in New Zealand, that's a good deal Like I was expecting them to be like nine or ten dollars Dude, everything's so expensive. That's so much money, man. Inflation high Inflation high You can get Them for 41 dollars on amazon pack of 12 Dude, now I want a chocolate So why why did you mention it earlier? Oh, I think it's because I saw a video Of some woman eating one for the first time and instead of like taking it apart. She did a bit straight Oh my gosh, I saw that. I'm like what the heck? No No No, no, no that made it to our news. I'm pretty sure that was like a news story here Feel like this is a sin. You can't do this. I'm pretty sure that's where I saw it. I'm pretty sure Yeah, I know the the clip was from tiktok, but I think it made it to like our news It was bad It was horrible. It hurt me to watch In Scandinavia, you should see how expensive things are over there Rose. I've never been to Scandinavia Scandinavia these nuts Brent, we should go to Scandinavia too cold Too many polar bears too many polar bears. We'll go to so we're going to Scandinavia. We should become we should become A trap of vlogging. I mentioned that that would be kato. We should do that. I'm gonna have my passport I need my passport I also need money We should do it We should not weigh in Sweden and Denmark. I know we're Scandinavia is Dylan. Okay. We should do it. We should do it. We should do it travel vlogger Yeah I think that'd be so fun. I think it would be fun. Oh, yes. We should do it That's what I'm hearing. The quest era made me walk all around the house when I didn't have to tragic um Yeah, that would be kind of funny Yeah Okay, so the first step is I go Second step is come to America and then after that, where do we go? I don't know We go to Australia and pretend not to die Australia. Yeah, we have to go to like Canada or something. Yeah Canada and see a moose and then run away from a moose Oh, I need to see this. I forgot how it works You've got how it works This fight Oh, yeah, what is this fight? Jen in a roll of booze? What is it going on? um Dylan How does this work? Wait, is it just a dungeon first without Yeah, this is just dungeon stuff In Canada, I recommend the province of Quebec and British Columbia No, I don't we should go to England England Yeah, I kind of want to go to England. We should go to England I get in there really easily Because I'm okay. Well, I don't because I'm a king and joyer Sucks to be a non king. I'm sure I'm sure they'll be nice to me Uh-huh fair enough and I'll try not to laugh in anybody's face Ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, then fair enough You gotta hit after he takes away his immunity aura And does he take that off after he's done his um after we kill his minion You've been to England and Scotland. I really want to go to Scotland. I think that would be cool Okay, Scotland Scotland Because if you can like become an established travel channel Like on like a different account or whatever obviously but like Um and then make money off the videos that can partially fund the trips true True aurora and brain travel I think that'd be funny It has to be you first because otherwise it's it needs to go on alphabetical order That's why I put it in first. I hate when people put do it in non alphabetical order. It really frustrates me um Yeah, yeah, um It's He can but it's usually a few rounds after on this cage. I changed it from the other So basically we need to kill the minion and then and then we um can hit them Is that what we're saying? Is that what we're saying? Is that how it works? Yes. Okay Cool That's good. Good to know. I thought that was the case From my memory Do you even remember? No, oh i'm so sorry I'm so sorry But then I have to have three whole channels Okay, well, then I can make it Yeah, but still then I'm on three whole channels. That's a lot Well, that's called expanding your brand Let's go That's called um Many many many works and if I'm if I'm doing it then like why doesn't matter But I just show up Is that what you're saying? So I do what you do here. Yeah, I just show up Yeah Interesting Interesting, I do show up sometimes you can you can camera things sometimes if you want Oh, so it's going to be Aurora travels with Brent. No, no, no, no No, I don't want to be like the focus So I just kind of want to be there What like, okay, so it's my channel, okay, but but you're like the person It's my channel, but like you do all you do like the main stuff and then I do everything I'm not you don't have to do all the work. It's just you just have to be willing to be recorded I'm always willing to be recorded Exactly, and I'm not Hi ducks, welcome Um, we've been live for nearly three hours The bot doesn't like that command. It doesn't like that command. It doesn't understand it It doesn't understand it Apologies Your thing broken. Yeah, it doesn't it doesn't understand it. I thought I also had an ipod on this channel as well apparently Apparently not Oh my gosh, she's fire no way Do you want to defeat the minion And I will trap a few not trap a few I'll um Put some a few times You just need to pick the minion Doesn't matter Yeah, preferably It doesn't matter how you do it. Not all I need to pack No, we also need to do boss melting Oh, okay I don't think there's enough time command for youtube On either of the bots that I use It's pretty easy to see though Yeah Um turn the minion into flay minion I'm ready. Okay I'm Brent Hi Brent. Hi. Oh my gosh. Hi. Hi How's it going? Oh my god get your paws off me get your paws off me You're not allowed your paws on me. No, no, you know what I say to that. Let's just press pause That was so funny I'm so funny I am funny. Ha ha He he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He he ha ha Yeah, okay. Thanks for coming to my amazing time Brent's amazing time with Brent me the amazing time. Yay. All right Brent Are you having an amazing time? Brent written and directed by Brent Your That's going to be that's going to be how our channel goes Pressing and directed by Brent Yeah But if I'm writing and directing then I'm doing a lot of the work Yeah, but you're not actually you're just putting your name on it. Oh, so I just take credit for your work Yeah That seems a bit mean though No, I don't know if I can do that though. I'm sure you'd manage. Oh, I always mean to ask a question. Um Do you guys understand what all of these like symbols to the new symbols mean or do I need to make a tutorial video for it? Would that help? You're gonna pick a card Yeah, yeah Are you good? Yes, I was just thinking and I got distracted Fair fair fair fair You know what they mean A lot of people don't know. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking reading higher glass It's not really. It's quite simple. No, it is. Yeah, it is, but that's fine. Well, maybe I'm quite simple Did you ever think about that? You're simply amazing There's people here. Oh my gosh, he's changed already what we didn't have to defeat him. Oh, dude We can just go for boss melt Dude, we can just boss melt soon when you get a share just just Boss melt Yeah Get your paws off me Time to get uncivilized Are you uncivilized? Still the same what do you mean by still the same Dylan? I don't like when you say still the same I'm confused He changes it back though, so be careful. Yeah, that's okay burn cause Burn cures. Not very nice Please don't burn me, sir. It's because he's british. He is british. Yeah very very british very british Oh, hello, that's cute. He just decimated me hard Didn't hit me harder Dude, what the heck? Why are you dead dude? Don't die. No, he killed me come back Dude, hey, we're back. Dude. I can't kill without you. Oh my god Dude, I need you. Haha. You're so cool. I need you right now come here I have a boyfriend. So is he cute? No Oh, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry for your loss It's mostly because he doesn't exist, but you know You're not meant to tell me that you mean to say yeah, he's super hot, you know, wouldn't ever want to leave him You know, you wouldn't know if he goes to a different country. So yeah That's what you mean to say You're the only person I know that goes to a different country that like I talked Oh my gosh, you're the only person I know that goes to a different country to wow That's not getting true Well that I talked to as a friend. Yeah Thanks for thanks for the specification I just friends with you. How do you feel? Pretty normal and how do you feel about that? Uh, indifferent Interesting What does that mean? What are you coming about? Yes, yes Very good. You sound like tom nook I don't know. Is he the one that you give values to? Yeah, yeah, he takes your house and all your mortgage and he always takes way more money than he needs Oh my god, he's a dirty criminal my phone is listening Your phone's listening. I opened I opened pinterest and the first thing that came up is chocolate orange cookies Oh my gosh, wow Oh, wow, I've got a racy. He used to struggle. He did. He did. I don't know. It's fine, dude I'm just hitting because I'm about to die Okay I'm about to die. So I'm just gonna hit um Yeah I do see that you don't have a shit of it. I do see that Thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noticed. Thank you for noticing We will respond to authorities about your noticing Kaplan That's what he says I have my volume turned down I always do I have my volume on blasting You know one day I'm gonna go deaf. That makes one of us. Just kidding. I don't have my volume on blasting I just have it on Hey, I'm a flea real quick and I'll be back in a sec because I'm like dying. Oh, shit. I don't have any potions People being a I don't have any potions Okay, I'll stay If you insist Put back on a thingy I guess I'll stay If you insist What do you want me to do? Why don't I I need you to do bull or something So I don't have a shot. I'm like far away from it. How far? 54 54 Yeah, okay. Well, we'll just wait three rounds in I know if I don't die in that time I'm gonna die in that time. No Stop extending the dot. No I assume that's what this is Otherwise, they wouldn't have it No, it isn't okay I've got 600 health I'm about to die I'm gonna play after this round and just quickly get some health I'm abandoning you It's not because who you are. It's just because it's the right thing for me Just because I don't like you I hate you Because No, stop. Stop. I don't like it. This is rude. No, wait. No, I'm gonna die You're gonna die You bit not die I'm dead Dude, you bit not die You better go fast Yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes Oh, that's nothing. Oh, okay. I'll be back soon. I don't have a um Bye-bye Oh, okay. They did lovely. Never mind. You're fine. Never mind. I don't have to play because I am good It was all strategy. Anyway Yeah, that was all planned. It was all planned all part of the strategy You know problem solved everybody fell for it Yeah, I just got a I just got a boot. I got a footwear a singular footwear. Are you jealous? Uh, yes You completed all flight quests and novice today. Nice. Very cool. And there's some hard bosses Is there is there another power draconian? Because if there is I'm going to scream No If there is I will scream. Oh gosh There is I leveled up. Yay. I don't need potions anymore. I still need to go get potions Yeah, I mean Let me quickly make a stop to get potions and then we'll continue on Okay, if we're making a potion pit stop a potion pit stop Our cannon Our cannon conrad Only one is on power draconian annoying levels. Okay How how annoying though like Like rarely annoying or just just like slightly annoying Like on a scale of power draconian completable to uncompletable Would you say like if if you can complete power draconian Can you complete this boss? Luckily gear doesn't drop. Well, that's good. I was reading that there is one side boss that drops like the amulet or something Do Right three hours, whoo epic my gosh fine mooboo incognitus. Okay, say less Say less Right stone of heaven Don't have any time ha ha My gosh congrats on the level. Wow. So cool Let's slip up the dogs of war. That's a very long badge. Um, hold up need a change deck Yep Me to your Okay, we're running about an hour ahead of schedule Maybe slightly and by schedule. I mean when we did this with dialogue So, yeah So, yeah, that's the thing Put it this way. You have to heal it to death when boss pagos That's kind of funny though. That's kind of cool. Yeah, have some help. Just kidding. You die now That's kind of fun. I like that I like that a lot. That's a cool thing Sounds great. I live in our tent would recommend Kaplam Get Kaplam All you need is heal blades and sanctuary Fair enough. I don't have any heal blades, but You gotta pack those TC Time to put on my life What I was just gonna say I think the life or ice pips also look really The ice pips do look cool. Yeah, I agree. I still think death pips look the best though They just look like toxic sludge toxic sludge Wow, it's like my last place Oh my gosh. Wow Sounds about right How are you dead not dead? You survived two meteors, dude. You were meant to die Are you serious? Yes Very serious, what if I cried right now What if I just like cried so when the boss forgot so you can heal up for a lot Gotta cleanse yourself for your teammate when he mess infections So what you're saying is that I should just put my jades dead on And just heal for absolute a trillion damage Is that what you're saying? Yes, okay And carry cleansers a lot of cleansers Um Who would have thought that me jading would actually kill a boss I've been practicing this for my whole life. I'm doing some lag Whenever we came into this area, I didn't get the loading. It was just a gray screen Kind of scary. I thought my computer was like Dying Oh my gosh, I've actually never seen this spell. This is a balanced one. It's kind of meh It's kind of meh. I'll say Kind of yuck gross zero out 10 My mom just texted me. I just woke up. Oh my gosh Tell tell her I said hi Okay, friend Wizard I am here. So am I. Oh my gosh. There's polygons We have eight polygons I just got one that's rigged Rigged zero out of 10 would not recommend Zero out of 10 Right, let's do this They're so cute I like the way little particles. They're ejecting from themselves She said hi and thanks for the dr. Pepper dog Oh, you actually sent it to her Yeah, was there not supposed to yeah, you were I just didn't think you would I did of course I did that's good. I'm glad she enjoyed it. I'm glad she enjoyed it Um Yeah, so for that boss healing is actually a strategy After all of these years saying healing is not a strategy. It finally is a strategy. Yes Dreams do come true They do it just despite me do it just despite me 100% Dude, if I was a dream, would I be a nightmare? No, I've had lots of dreams with you. I haven't had any nightmares I think I've had a nightmare people No, I mean I haven't had any nightmares with you and them. I was in my nightmare. I have them. Yeah, but this isn't about you Okay, this is about me Wow, okay Jades my time has come. Yes 100% More tantrums they're kind of cute though I know I like the way little explosions that they do They're baby. They are After this area, I'm gonna take a break and get some lunch Okay I guess I can allow it you can go and get some food too. Maybe Um, I don't think there's anything well done. That's also fine. You know Yeah, potato tomato. I don't like tomatoes Potato potato Thank you. No one calls it potato. So it's potato potato Thank you for understanding. You're welcome. I'm here for you Sometimes except when I'm not here for you and then I'm not here for you Yeah, because you go to bed at like 9 p.m I went to bed at like 11 o'clock last night. Okay, so Oh my goodness So I don't want to hear it. This is slander on my name. Okay. I don't know how I don't know how we're gonna function like together I don't think I don't think Really much Well, we'll see I don't see We'll see. Did you like what I did to the um to the discord server? Uh, yeah He wear a hat now Christmas time You're the aurora realis Get it because like that is me because Burr cold Because texas is cold It definitely is Oh, how hot is it now since it's like midday for me now Nearly not quite like 30 minutes away. It is still 69 still 69 Yeah Oh my gosh That's actually oh no. I had to refresh. It's actually 70 now What is 70? Oh, yeah, it's still hotter than me I'm only yeah, Merry Christmas I'm only I've only gone up to 60.98 Dude, I'm like 10 degrees hotter than you Get on my level. I'm 10 degrees hotter than you Awful Today's quite a today's a cold day though Like kind of cold. I'm not gonna lie cooling back down next Tomorrow it's meant to go up to 71. Oh, hey, it's gonna be 80 here tomorrow Dude, stop just turn it off Like is that too much to ask for? Yes It's not going to 80 in the next 10 days here I hate you I'm moving. I'm leaving. You're living Guys, whenever I said we were gonna make a travel channel. That was just me Not living in Texas anymore That was just me leaving It's an excuse. I can't take it anymore Yeah, no, it's just it's just not happening It's just not happening, you know, we just don't do Our main our hot time comes in like January February sort of stuff. December's always kind of like Kind of air, you know, it just be like that We had a whole bunch of cool friends, but They went away. So now this is what it's usually like in december in texas Hot Yeah, fair enough And then in january it gets colder January and february, yeah. Yeah, I don't say january and february it gets hot here And then in march Up in the 70s and 80s again Fair enough So you see it's like the complete opposite here We have colder for like most of the year and then two months where it's hotter Whereas you have hotter, but most of the year and two months where it's colder Do you know anybody that wants to like marry for No reason Well, I mean I mean no, but you know I'm sure I could ask around Yeah, could you do that? I mean, I'm sure someone could do the cherry work Yeah, please I'd be a really good wife Oh, we need to fit the follicles follicles such a weird word Yeah Such a weird word zero out in would not recommend Yeah, if you if you know anybody um You know just so you can move to new zealand and not have hot weather. Yeah, then we can hang out all the time Yeah, that would be cool. You know what maybe I do the charity work Can we can hang out all the time? Maybe maybe I should do that Maybe you should my I have skills such as um, I'm good at being quiet I enjoy cleaning That's a good one. That's a good skill to have. I know I like that one I I enjoy cleaning because it it helps me decompress. Uh-huh. You can't cook though. So like Shut up You can cook so it's okay. Okay. Yeah true true true true true true true um, um Um, I'm very like easy going When it comes to like a lot of things Yeah Polygons, I don't know any other good qualities I have My gosh so many polygons I just got six polygons. Are you jealous? I just got I just got Eight polygons. Are you jealous? I am why are we checking on them over here? Do you have to come this way? Oh, we have to defeat them anyway So it's all okay in the end In the end. Yeah, we'll turn down fine Still turned out fine Kaplan Oh my gosh, you just bladed wham You're so cool Thank you. You're so cool. Oh my gosh Crafting this aon stuff is so annoying Yikes I heard that you have to have like the exact Or whatever to craft it like they don't do like if you've got any school you can do it Which is kind of stupid kind of stupid I assume it's like, um Lemuria where like you can either craft it or you get it as drop the same gear is that how it works You have to get the second tier of the same school. Yeah Hmm Yikes Yikers That'll be fun Man, I wonder how long it's going to take me to get gave this time Uh, four days an optimist That's another good quality that I have four months to get It took me four months to complete my death visit last time. Oh my gosh the quest can on can off This water was cool. That's kind of cool um Dun dun dun dun Golden tongue they do not look like a tongue tongue is a weird a Yeah, aren't they like the longest muscle or something or strongest the strongest? Yeah, isn't that strange It is just a wee little wobbly worm in your mouth. That just reminded me of my worst memory. Thanks What you okay? I'm sorry This guy that liked Just like He should make out and I was like, no, he's yeah, I can kiss so slow. It'll feel like slugs in your mouth Oh god I was like, yeah, no, that's some I'm just trying to get like that like imagine feeling out of my mouth Am I doing right now? Imagine how I felt dude Yikes, I would have screamed I left I called my mom Yeah, good on you. Good on you Fair enough. Do not blame you yikes. I was like and it was it was horrific Hmm Yikes Flesh back to rom lesley puking slugs Yikes Yeah, no, that's uh, that's a big no for me Big no Yeah, so yeah, that's why that made me think of that Hmm Yeah, I'm sorry Yeah, so am I honestly? I'm sorry. I shared that. Um, I feel like that should have been reserved for like my therapist, but Yeah, that's No, no, not something I even want to hear again Geez thanks Aurora. Oh, you're welcome That's what you get for not spelling my name right That's how everyone spells it, right? That's how it's spelled That's sure. There's definitely no you in it. Nope The you is a lie. It's like an american thing. You don't have us so You just got the you from the aurora Yeah, there's no you and aurora. It's only it's only it's only it's only a's and I was Yeah, there's also no r's because therefore they are not vowels. So there's no r's. I mean they kind of are about my name Yeah, fair fair fair fair You're the best spieler in the world Sam, I'm really good at spelling Really good Really really good Like just the best fantastic tremendous super Superb Superb, you know what I really hate about you know how discord has a new font now I think it's I hate it. I don't like it one thing that I hate about it is if you go and In the like the roles and for the server The um underscores don't like make a solid line anymore. There's a way little dashes in between them Of gap and that rostrates me But it's a very strange font It's like okay, but like it's also like different, you know Yeah It's like the same but like slightly different something about it. It's like yeah It's just a bit Just slightly off Bye river. See you. See you later Let's go shut them up. I'll shut you up mooboo Silly cow like you're flirting. Silly cow Oh, bye. Hi. Bye. Maybe I was Maybe I was I'm holding on what am I holding on to So I can fix that Ah, okay done ready? Yeah, cool Let's do this. Oh, yeah, let's go. Whoo. Yeah epic dope. Whoo Keblam boss melting. Here we go. My armory is infinite Infinity's nuts Why am I getting no pips? Can you please check my power per fretting? Oh, yeah one You are at 93% Why is that? Don't know And at this point I'm too afraid to ask so am I so am I? Hmm What is my gear did they know if something did I not suck at something? Where's my five? Oh, I'm using the wrong dick That why Why am I using this dick? I'm using the wrong dick that makes so much sense That does in fact check out. Why am I? Oh, I know why I'm using the wrong dick Oh, I was testing out the strategy the other day and I switched my dick so I didn't screw up my old one That makes sense That does best Wow, it's so much just came together Yeah Man, I wonder I'm so terrible. Oh This whole problem could have been solved Oh well You're lucky to already be done farming a certain boss via certain features now just for the boots and whatnot I don't think they're gonna be removing that because from what I hear it's kind of like the hall of heroes where it's like A similar sort of mechanic that is like built into the game That's the final boss by the way Um Yeah I'm the final boss. You are really? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Wow. How? Very carefully carefully. Wow So proud of you dude really decided to step up in my career. Hmm fair enough No, it's like, you know, if you're gonna do something do it to the best of your ability Let's give it a hundred percent Exactly give it a hundred and twenty five percent. That's what I do with everything That's what I did with your mom Get it because um your mom anyways Yeah Yeah Your mom My mom is texting you now. Oh my god. Tell her I say hi He asked what I was doing like whenever I was talking about finding like moving to new zealand. Oh, yeah Like finding someone very me And so now she's just sending all of my good quality. Oh, what are they? What are they? Yeah, what what does she think they are? What does she think they are? No, no, I do. I'm just wondering what she thinks they came out really wrong Wow What my mom thinks my good qualities are. Yeah, I do beautiful eyes You don't have to have much to be content. You have a playful spirit You love cats and dogs. You're never boring and you actually know how nachos are made I feel like the last ones did get me It is And I don't know how to feel about that She said you're good at everything you do. You'll always win karaoke Know the words to every song ever you don't have to go to the salon or get massages because you don't like people touching you um Don't need that many shoes When you smile it lights up a room You love me DMs and Christmas with you is all year round and last but not least is that Whoever marries you wouldn't have an ask for a mother-in-law interesting That which I don't know how that's quality for me, but I mean, it could be a Game-winning situation for someone, you know You know, right? You just you just popped off there He's alive again. Oh, no. We forgot about this Oof. I got reshuffled. I got reshuffled as well um Yeah, already took responsibility for it saying, um, basically like if players are going to ruin their experience. That's on us You know Like that's on us for not realizing that that could have happened So I'm pretty sure it's going to be staying as is But then the same if you're going to say they should add a late sheet and they should do that to a whole of heroes as well because it's literally using the same feature like you know At least from my understanding. I haven't seen anybody do it I haven't like seen the last boss because I've been trying to save it for myself But from what I've heard it seems like it's a flee and come back sort of strategy so You know if they're going to be doing it that way then that's kind of the Same as all of heroes We're like, you know, that's just part of the game Wow, you're dying. Oh my gosh same I got we have so much in common. Yeah, we do Yeah, we do Oh my gosh Why'd you say like that? Yeah, we do. I don't know. It's felt like it It just felt like it, you know, it's feel like doing that One person stays while the rest plays and comes back Fair enough Like that's just that's just how the game works. So I said no to my frenzies today to play wiz because I thought it would oof Oof wait, does the players have friends? Apparently doc says friends. Did you know that? I know I wish I had Where did you get them? Did you did you save any for us? Yeah, if you have you have to share with the class I Think we should probably do it legit for the first time that we do it today I've got a deadnate by the way, so But you can pull as well when you get it, but I got a deadnate. I actually love this spell. This is a cool spell It's a shame that no one uses it apart from me Literally the only one who uses a spell Oof But it works so well. I love it. I love it with a good old cheeky. Didn't it? Problem solved Don't kill me Oh, it's the teacup. Is anything being british anything? You are now forced to be british I died Oh my gosh, right flea and comeback real quick. How about that? Didn't it? Yeah, nice GG Golden myth helmet shatterhorn Deathly depths cool Amazing blocking it citrine Um You've yet to do it properly there All has to be on the same round though within the 30 second timer But I would do it legit for the first time I'm gonna do it the legit for the first time because I feel like We should at least play it as it's meant to be played and then choose it later when you're farming for gear That's my thought That's my thought get the full experience also because it seems like a cool fight from what I looked at last night Cheat wise looks cool I don't know how it works, but it looks cool From what I saw it reminds me of judge veg a little bit any caramel Or is that like a accurate representation of what it could what it is kind of like I don't know if I'm about to level or not. I don't use a potion yet close Probably not Is there any health around here? Probably not Probably not I forgot about this Oh, yeah, hi Oh, hi. Hi. Hi guys. How's it going? Hey, that's dragon Boom boom boom You haven't tried the solo yet Ducks, when are you soloing it? Come on. You're meant to solo everything. Come on, buddy. Oh Too bad I didn't record it. I would have posted it to on twitter to fair fair Surprisingly not that difficult for a final boss fight. It didn't look it looks very straightforward to me when I looked at the cheats It looks very straightforward Um, then again, they did say they wanted to make more main boss fights More solvable fair fair fair fair. So you're saying that I might be able to solo solo it in the death walkthrough Imagine that that would be crazy That would be crazy This is what we're testing here if I can do it if we can do it comfortably um Like today just me and you Then I think we I can comfortably solo it Like honestly, I could probably if I tried hard enough solo whole of heroes. It's not that bad It's just kind of frustrating Just saying you've definitely be able to Whoa Okay, then okay Say less I will Um If you don't I'll be shook it Okay, so I have to solo it now to prove I didn't change my deck. Please remind me to change my deck Change your deck. No in a bit once I've finished the fight um 100 confident. Okay. Oh my gosh We'll listen chat now so that whenever I inevitably forget Fear fear at least I don't there Fear fear fear Good point. I get you dragon time dragon D's nuts right I crit. Oh my gosh. I'm so good. I'm so good. Wow crazy Remember to change your deck and put in a couple of reshuffles just in case I've already got reshuffles in okay, ain't that bad Who do you think I am someone who doesn't carry reshuffle? Jeez, why is this guy still alive by so much? How much resist does this dude have? Sheesh More than seven that's for sure Like seven and a half You always carry reshuffles now. I've always carried reshuffles forever I've always carried reshuffles reshuffles are what I always remember to carry except when I forget but generally always carry reshuffles It's a weird day when I don't have a reshuffle on me. Okay Let's just reshuffle You took note from your book and put next cleanse test as well. Yeah I always carry cleans and reshuffle two very important things For instances like this when this guy just has a ridiculous amount of resists, but literally no reason I mean that Did you do this in test? I did all but the final boss basically up to the where the spoiler wall was In test, but I haven't done anything past the spoiler wall So yeah But that doesn't mean that I remember anything Because I am dumb. I am dumbo I am very dumb very dumb and stupid Dumb and stupid that is me You're not Yeah, I am No, you're not. I'm not looking forward to the next fight though Yeah I'm slightly anxious about that one Dumb most fun. I'm very slightly. I mean, I'm really anxious about that one. I think you'll be okay I am fed Didn't want to spoil anything. Yeah, no, it's okay. You can say whatever you want in the stream Because I don't really mind But yeah, it's just more for when when it's like not streaming novice or it's like the death walkthrough Nothing or if it's on like discord nothing But since we're doing all of novice today, you can say whatever you want Spoiler wall is down So yeah, so yeah, right kablam He dead finally. Thank goodness the main conference tent Hi, sharia. Welcome. How's it going? Prevent a duel from memory. That doesn't go too well Polygons Three polygons. Whoo epic Dude, I've got so many polygons. Are you jealous? shaking crying right now Good, you should be You should be Um, right. So this fight here is pain. We need some raps not traps some wildfires wildfires and Do I go for boss melt? Honestly feeling boss melt Feeling like the boss melt might be a good idea And we're just going to carry a couple of extra reshoff was just in case You just ate cheese on bread sandwich and drank tea. Nice Nice Right tantrum. Here we go Let's hope that this doesn't take an hour like it did in test drum What was that? Yeah, I did Oh, well, that's fine. I've got some empowers and stuff No, I said I did. Oh Don't you mean me? Oh, no, I would never criticize your spell Fair enough even if I used um blast off No, I would never I didn't change my dick Do you want me to remind me? Oh my gosh Dude I told you I would forget But I forgot I sure did Oh my gosh That's see that's that's one of my con One of your cons. Yeah, I don't remember anything Memory I don't know. Sorry She doesn't have any of that She doesn't go to the school actually At least it'll be a little bit easier on my fire because he he spams like death shields and stuff. So That'll be good. I have to say I hate how mario just like stands like just like Like this the whole time. He's a bit weird I need always Bloody unicorns always the center of attention You were prepared for this boss last week good as you should be This boss is terrible I hate him All my homies hate this boss. I want one more blade Oof minus 40 danks. Wow crazy gringeros Uh who do this? Oh my god, what did he do? I hate I hate Did he do it just before your head? Yeah Yeah, welcome to my life Yeah He did that to me too. Don't worry bestie. Yeah happens to us. Oh, you know Yeah Snicker Those are like my favorite candy I'm not a fan of them really Lots Do I need to write out a list? We already mentioned my con to your turn My cons is I exist I don't think that's a con per se. I think that's a con but that's the biggest con of them all, you know Because without that one there would be no more cons. So What if I started crying right now What if the tears rolled down my face right now What would you say? Would you cry with me? I'm restarting. Or would you just plea? Would you cry with me or would you flee as you flee? I fled You fled oh my gosh. I'm so sorry Dude, I'm so sorry. No stop snickering. Stop it. Stop it. No. No, no, no, no, no, no No No, no, no, no. Bad. Bad, bad, bad tantrum. Bad tantrum. This is my last, my last wildfire. Okay. You keep it up. I hit next. You, you die. Problem solved. Easy peasy. So true. Just chill for like two rounds. That's all I'm asking. We make this a quick clean fight. Okay. I'll make it, I'll get it over and done with real fast for you. Just, just real fast. I get my rocket ship and I explode and I blast you okay? I make you into grilled cheese Ooh yummy gooey stringy cheese, that's what you're making No, no, just stay there. Don't you dare snicker because you're about to die. Okay Okay, if this man snickers next round, I'm going to scream Tears will be throwing down my face Absolutely throwing Really throwing they will be throwing so hard Don't do it. I think he's not done it. This is good. We've won. We've won boys. We've done it. We've done it boss melt It works every time 100% of the time 90% of the time I'm just kidding. He didn't die. This is so sad This is devastating. I needed the nap this carib. I knew it. I knew it. It's okay. I planned for this I planned for this eventuality. It's all part of the plan Boss melt works 100% It works. It's great. There's a flawless strategy just like me flawless. I have no flaws Hey girl, do you have some flaws because I have none I have two floors in my house actually. I only have one And I get walked on all the time Oh We just do this real fast Even if he does snicker, he only has 400 something half. Yeah, right grilled cheese time. Yummy. Yummy Yummy, yummy cheese. I love how I've gone through so many different methods on this character Like first it was kyle. Now it's grilled cheese Like crazy Crazy stuff Crazy stuff. I I have to say I like this version of my fire a lot better This is a great strategy that I've come up with I like this a lot I really like this It's actually quite fun to do Oh my gosh, I didn't have to flee once Oh, that's fine. I'm gonna go and get some like swell up waiting. Yeah Because this is the end of the series anyway, so yeah, hello, mr. Evil people Right, I've done it. Um, I'm going to go and get some lunch and um, Rose will entertain you No, I will not Yeah, you will If share your screen on discord and then they can watch and tell you how bad you're doing We'll see your pain and suffering and then it'll be great and funny Cool, I will be back in a sec. Okay. It should be able to see you. Yeah, they can see you I'll be back in a sec Yeah, mine whenever Like you're the streamer, but whatever you're streaming to a streamer. It's a little weird Yeah, this this is what I'm dealing with right now. Um As you see it's not going well Uh, but it's fine. Hi ducks This is actually going horrifically bad for which is really unfortunate. Um, because It was like fine in test realm Like I think I restarted like once I'm a fine but I'm having A little bit of trouble. I actually am Brent like I have like a couple of imps and like one hits Get off the but I'm not pulling them a little unfortunate But okay By a little bit. I mean like a lot bit, but you know, it's fun Oh, never mind. She did it for me. What a nice guy. I forgot that that does that. Oh my god Bestie Like what if hypothetically skiing We didn't do that. I don't know probably a peanut butter sandwich or something equally normal Maybe he's eating nachos and carrots again. I suppose we can ask him whenever he's back. Oh my god I'm gonna be here for the rest. Like I'm gonna die here I'm gonna get married and graduate and I'm still gonna get married and graduate. That doesn't make any sense I'm gonna have like seven kids and I'm still gonna be here Hey, how's it going? Hey Hey Hey Are you doing well? Are you winning? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you winning son? Yeah Um, yeah, yeah, you're winning. But that's yep. Yeah How goes it? Oh, I was still watching but that's fine You don't need to watch. Oh, okay It's okay So did you have to play again? No, I didn't good on pal Wow. Yeah, what are you eating? I have a jam sandwich Told you A jam sandwich a chocolate biscuit and a muffin Wow I said you were gonna eat a sandwich. I always have a sandwich. I always have a sandwich So, um, how's the fight going? It's starting going. I guess I could have Capped it But I didn't think about that Don't worry. No, I just have to run around while I'm eating I need to go to the Arkham actually Don't worry. I killed it No, I think that's Probably you Nobody panic. I need potions I need potions too. I'm at the potion vendor Oh wait But Oh, hi That wasn't too bad I spent an hour on that intestine Yeah, that's So, I mean that puts us a whole hour ahead of where we were So, you know, we were already bought like one hour. So now we're like two or three hours ahead All right, time for palares section. Very exciting Congrats on the level dude. I just got one too Oh my god, congrats on the level Thanks, dude. Appreciate it, man. Um, we need a Uh Meteor Bootfish, bootfish What? I thought I cooked a cow Brent, change your deck Yeah, I just realized I should change my game Too late now I was too busy thinking You know, since there's a tin here, could you call this a boot, Kim? I'm leaving I'm done. I'm out of here That was it for me guys Yeah, I think the trick has to be said Oh, this is so sad. I thought you were better than this I am I'm the best Not even liking my jokes anymore We don't want my jokes anymore. So so sad I didn't say that. I was just putting on a bit I'm getting mistaken Oh my goodness I'm gonna cry myself to sleep tonight I thought I was the dramatic one The frame is behind the table. Did you know that? Me too Hold up. I'm changing my date Change your deck I'm doing it, dude. Don't worry Um Okay Drive 100% power That's better So much better right lunch over So fun Fun Wow, I mean kind of That was yum Funch Oh my gosh, I'm so speedy. I love the speedy eyes on the wings. It looks like I'm just colliding along. I love it. I I'm back You can see me again Sorry to shock your screens with terrible terrible images. Is this a window? It just looks like a Hole in the wall Hey, don't call it a hole in the wall. They're trying hard. Okay I don't think they're trying hard enough You know how long it has taken them to build this in the like three days since the shards came Okay, no because I did not They're just trying. I don't like these ones. They're called brain freezes I don't like brain freeze brain freeze brings back too many bad memories of brain freeze You know, I love the music here. This is so good The music is so good No, not the music Brain freeze thing brain freeze is terrible. I don't like brain freeze brain freeze zero You just push your thumb into the roof of your mouth That doesn't work for me sometimes Oh Never mind. I'm just killed different Please don't say anything bad on this go to the craft box wisdom 101 children's card game stream I didn't say word. I love the music here. It's so good. So good Oh Ville you disappoint me I felt sorry for you I felt sorry for the vile until I realized who he actually was and then I did not feel sorry for it. He deserved it What about what are we talking about the moose guy behind the penguin lady? Yeah, I forgot he existed Yeah, that's what they even wants you to believe that he doesn't exist and then he will go and kill you Or something Okay, then do you want to hear if you have one? Yeah, yeah, I don't always have one because I'm cool I do because I'm just a little guy I'm a machine. Okay I sometimes I sometimes malfunction, okay So, you know, that's because you work too much, you know what probably What do you mean probably Yeah, well, I'm just saying probably is that not okay No, because I'm right But what happens if you're not right? I thought we needed to get the feather. We don't I thought we did too Maybe we just look at it and be like, ah feather Oh, oh great Oh Your stomach you should have got food dude. Hey, I didn't do that Yeah, why didn't you do that? I don't know. I would have waited for you And you're all I love this lady. I said so fun. Like we still can't even keep up with me when I do that See this guy moose man Moose man. Yeah I felt sorry for him. I don't feel sorry for him anymore. At least he got paid. No He's terrible. He doesn't deserve to get paid. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. I don't care. He doesn't deserve it Most American thing I've said ever You're robbing off on me on the wrong way. I never say anything like that Yeah, but the innocence of America would so therefore that's your fault I take responsibility for my country you take responsibility for us I will not do that All the people in mind are stupid. So So if I came to America, then I'd be stupid as well. He's so smart because you get to hang out with me Which why wouldn't you want to do that, you know, I would know it would be pretty cool I know and I have so many places to take you Yep Very exciting. Um, anyone remember in betas and where he tries to scare someone by showing them Club club club club club club club club club club club club club club club club What if I was to club club? I'd be like, whoa, that's so cool Nice nice Nice Into prison. I'm going into prison. Oh my gosh Where you belong? Whoa, dude, why what have I ever done to you? Oh my gosh, but I'm cool That's true So therefore I cannot go to prison because I'm cool It's true It's true. This is the rules. I make them. So therefore I am right boys Oh over shot Kind of just slid around a bit for the dialogue Right He's still talking. I don't care about your dialogue Dude, I skipped that ages ago Oh my god, there's your more migraines. I like this fish. They kind of keep you wish you were one of these Yeah, I am fish You were fish I'm not unfortunately. I had fish last night Ew. I made fish cakes Ew I got the fish and I blended it up in the blender Ew, ew, ew. It was great, dude Rose It's great I'm like shuddering Why I don't that's like gross me out really bad But how come It was great, dude It's great. I live in that scene for Griffin Yeah Starve. I'm good. I'll starve you You need to rethink it That was not what I meant to say Hey, look, we've been going for four hours and 20 minutes Wow 420. Uh-huh funny funny We're so cool Amazing Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Do be on I'm not There you are How? Magic How? I'm- was it not magic? I think No, no, no It's a cast of magic to make the tired I'm no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum My house he's broken into and scared and i am dying oh no please kind of is it help me help me help me help me that's what they say did you know that i would yeah that's crazy i'm a i'm a wizard i kind of do these things on a daily basis you know wow yeah i'm so impressed thanks man i'm impressed vaguely in love vaguely yeah whoa who's she well we've only we've only just met she sounds cool does she treat you nicely uh no oh do you need help getting out of the relationship i mean normally whenever i need to like get out of something i just say i have a boyfriend so you're gonna say that to your girlfriend i mean i don't have a girlfriend but you said you vaguely was your girlfriend no i said what oh maybe we just miscommunicated there but i could have sworn that's what you said interesting oh no the cabal are here what a surprise oh my gosh i would have never guessed this to happen especially considering this whole i am the cabal dude you know it's really funny they were saying in the round table about notice that everybody in the spiral thinks we're the bad guys now i'm not a bad guy i'm a good guy i swear no i think i've always said that perhaps we're the bad guys you know because like we do a lot of stuff you know you know we did technically let out grandfather spider we nearly destroyed the spiral by doing it oopsie daisy you know we technically antagonize malice here making him probably do more violent and deadly stuff than he would have done anyway um but you know we fix that problem as well you know we technically got malory killed nearly so that was fun we did revive her though but you know it could have been bad um so don't talk about us just don't bring that one oh as techie yeah we destroyed the whole world so yeah maybe we are that guy oh and then to top it all off we brought in this nothing thing that is apparently a great threat to the spiral i think i like the nothing i think he's a good guy i like him a lot his friend i love him you know like if we were to start dating i would be like you can be my boyfriend you can be you may be nothing but you can be my everything exactly exactly dude one of those cringy like um valentine's cards like you may be nothing to most people but you are my everything somebody said you may be nothing to most people to me i would no longer be alive oh it's basil again brick my life and call me did you go in no no unless you're meeting by oops i'm like oh okay then oh i need to take out stuff from this deck and put them to this deck and shove everything everywhere and cry and painfully explain myself and cry a little bit more you know oh sure baby i do not sound like that i wasn't trying to copy you i take great offense if you thought that i was trying to copy you to be offended that wasn't even an american accent so checkmate you couldn't do my accident anyways no i couldn't because you hate it and i try not to do things you hate too much i don't hate it it's just not right why because you think that i'm a silly little new zealand boy and i can only do silly different new zealand boy things yeah good point good point you got there it makes you feel any better i can't do your accent fair enough nor can i like at all nor can i don't worry but i can't it's not the greatest but it's pretty good we're only talking to you like a couple of times it's pretty good that's pretty good he could probably pass people might laugh at him a little bit but no he deserves it anyways i wasn't gonna say that but you know not like you said it like perhaps perhaps let us destroy bezel or basil as you say basil hi prox welcome back how's it going basil the brigand brigand the brazil bring in the bezel bane while it has but welcome back how's it going how you've been how you've been the dancer better there's job play to one as such as me i'll shut up there's no one likes you i love this battle theme so much this is far surpassed the rescue and battle theme for me now it's just so good um i'm almost halfway done with junior year now exciting very cool very very cool good luck with the other half i hope it's been good um i do remember you i do remember that you will follow my death walk through i do i do and we have continued it as well since since last time you've been here which is quite exciting the exciting man looks like it's about to rain outside geez why is it rain why why do goodness i was thirsty you thirsty fair enough understandable always good to unthirst yourself you know um okay fire thanks love it love it love it love it love it could this guy just stop witnessing us for like five seconds just think that's possible oh that's a shame try and stop playing only for some reason to get there she played with a woman i'm not pregnant for a holiday or something but during school week i don't really want to play fair enough fair enough i don't blame you hit yourself no oh my gosh terrible luck terrible luck um yeah no i get that i get that sometimes i i mostly only play during the weekend anyway as well um because i like get home from work and i'm like no nope not in the mood for wiz not in the mood for wiz can't do it cannot do it but also then i haven't actually been playing much was off stream anyway recently you have not um there he is i was wondering where he was mr blastoff i will hit next i'm just gonna hurt myself a little bit thanks i will um when i was following your walkthrough it was in the summer through september yeah that makes sense i a lot of a lot more people have more time during the summer because of summer break and stuff so yeah i was turning into live streams yeah yeah you know i completely get that completely get that completely get that i see that also my like analytics a lot more people watch during like the summer months than they do any other time a little bit more uptick during like december um but yeah it's mainly the summer months where most people are like watching and playing and actually have time to do things so yeah i think i'll play on christmas break i'm in avalon exciting avalon it's pretty cool have a long because it's so long it doesn't add much to the story but it's pretty cool a very cool world he did what he did please don't sleep we've still got lost i wasn't actually asleep i was hibernating with my eyes open uh yeah understandable a skill only a few can master hibernation yeah i remember i don't know if you do but um i said i got tired of my death and not having aoe so he did that little thing you're some that's right i remember that yeah i'm blasting off i'm blessed enough man oh no he's gonna weakness us again pisky man pisky little man pisky bezel oof um can you sum up nervous um yeah i can in three words the nothing becomes something is a world and people try to claim the world with flags it doesn't say in three words you said in three words oh i didn't mean to well if i sum it up in three words nothing becomes something that's that's the summit summed up in three words the longer description is nothing becomes something it becomes a world and everyone tries to claim the world and it causes stress to nothing and nothing gets upset and then something happens at the end that i don't actually know yet so yeah that's kind of it is it good or hard bosses a lot of cheats it's not too bad there's some bosses that are slightly frustrating like this guy who weakness spams every five seconds um but it's pretty pretty doable pretty doable so yeah it's not really tedious i quite enjoy it especially with dialogue it's a very very fun world to go through i don't know why Blast off turns off the music it's okay in some worlds but this one is not okay because it's a good it's a good music theme good combat theme that's a bug that's a bug i won't have to report that sometime pretty much with good gear at level 150 should be fine to me most of the bosses yeah pretty much pretty much i mean we don't have perfect gear rose doesn't have perfect gear um and we're still easily destroying these guys what that's true that's a very nice thing to point out it's true perfect gear well the roar doesn't have perfect gear yeah okay i get it i'm just stating facts dude state in fact um i get it i'm about to die hold up i just want to say hi i'm back again hey guess who's back back again not dying that's me this guy that means if you die it you can just come back strategy what is the perfect gear for novice um something with high ps because most things will resist you no matter what school they are um but generally like most list gear is pretty standard with power pips yeah there's a new pips there's school pips you can change them i'll show you in a sec um basically they work as like a mastery amulet but in pips instead those ones there are fire pips they work as regular power pips as well but you can get them for each school and you can switch them whenever you need so if you click on this button here you can switch to any school currently i'm getting fire pips so i've got two storm pips yeah you can get storm pips so you can use off school hits with these as well because basically it will use up those as like power pips for there for that school so yeah i don't actually use law spells on this character so i can probably switch to like balance pips actually is this for all levels or just for novice so you can start getting it at level 15 but um you get it normally through a base stat at level 50 but if you want it earlier you can get a jewel on a deck or a something that has either a square or a tier socket and then you can start getting those pips early at level 15 but um but everyone you'll start seeing them at level 50 and above they've also changed all of the law spells to have a school pip cost to it to cast it so your school pip has to be used or the school pip of the spell has to be used as one of the pips for it to cast i'm an avalon on my storm what should i do what you recommend you can do you can just quest as you would normally do it doesn't change much however if you're doing if you're carrying like reshuffle or something you can just easily switch switch switch switch switch is the right word switch to balance pips for like two rounds and then cast a really cheap a really cheap reshuffle which is quite handy so yeah no major changes no no no no the only major change to it is that um law spells now require a school pip but you can switch to that and uh whenever you need to are you gonna flee you're welcome you carry reshuffle but i will say this is quite confusing it sounds a lot more confusing than it is basically all you have to know is just pretend that one of these pips is a pip for another school so for example if you're carrying a reshuffle you need two of those pips that are balanced version so you just switch to balance and then you can cast a reshuffle and i'll use those pips first otherwise it's just using using your you can just use your regular spells for it as well really pushing for dual school gear and pips now yeah they are they are it doesn't really change too much though it's still pretty much the same as before the biggest change is just the law spells which you need a pip of the school that it's from so like for example if it was like a storm spell a storm law spell so like catlin or queen calypso um it requires a storm pip do you think was pushing for secondary school gear is good i think it's a good change i would prefer if it was more for like utility stuff i don't think that people are going to be using hits necessarily from other schools but i feel like utilities are quite handy to be able to like use different schools utilities i think that's pretty cool so why you're not just killing here because i didn't have a pip to kill i didn't have a shadow i didn't have a shadow but that's why i'm not just killing i can't kill if i don't have the pips hi ducky welcome by the way how's it going how's it going i'll do it next if you don't have a shed um good that is fantastic to hear very fantastic to hear seven thousand that should be enough that should be enough damage goodbye you have been a group cheese to finally catch your life again yeah it's been a while i don't stream as much as i used to because i'm so busy so busy right bye gg easy clap so the other chap ran um right next room there's another room i forgot about this room what's in here is this the coffee cat oh no it's like a ball soldier another boss of course oh this is the guy we fought the before in caravan i like this guy yeah so say we have to defeat him again tragic honestly um i have to say if we had what is it called it the like the bitter didn't it that would be cool and cindy eight that would be so much better um i think we just go i think we just go but yeah i think i think using like like other schools for utility is a far better move than anything else um personally that's what i would use it for but yeah this guy's the final boss of wallaroo imagine imagine he's gonna go and get good for the next world and he's like yes finally i am great i am the final boss now you can't stop me that would be funny that would actually be funny maybe we are the bad guy at that point he's just so he's so devastated by the first time we killed him or defeated him that he's gonna come back again just like malice there he's gonna come back again and again and again and again and again and again getting even gooder he's gonna be like i went to lemuria and i farmed all of heroes i got merciless here you can't stop me now that would be funny already gonna shut up wow wow nice right i will hit in a couple of rounds once i've got another blade up and all will be good hopefully that should melt him pretty quickly i love how these guys are rank 22 rank 20 was in lemuria now we've just gone up two ranks of bosses just out of nowhere then in the 5th arc i farmed all of us fights for a own gift fight me again wizard imagine imagine that would be funny that would be funny right i'll hit next where are we up to in the test room it was apparently how far through was that probably back here it was it was okay a little bit left with this but before we move on to other places cool we're the lost soul to this guy he's testing your gear 100 100 definitely all those mega snacks were worth it i'm so proud of you dude i'm so proud what that's what his cheat said all those mega snacks were worth it i didn't even know he had cheese not a die but he does all those mega snacks they were worth it his peck past the brace i wonder how much money he gave the king's eye well i think he would he's pretty he seems like a whale honestly to get this good since caramel i think he i think he had some performance enhancing ability with crowns he's on steroids no he's just using crowns and microtransactions to benefit him exactly he's a bit pay to win he seems like a pay to win guy make us brace on your pet i wouldn't call it that worth it none or would i but hey he if he wants his mega snacks you know that's fine he can get his mega snacks right sorry i had to drop them on the music because of them turns off when you do blast off if he didn't put the dual version on them heads bad yeah true true man i bet i bet he didn't even use the hatch making kiosk i bet he was one of those people weird people who just stand in the hatchery asking for um asking for hatches all day every day and then occasionally get someone say oh sure i guess that would be funny that would be really funny silly cabal man honestly i think you're gonna not quite kill nearly kill nearly kill boom gg easy clap i love this strategy this strategy is so good apart from when it doesn't work but yeah no he's joining pirate now remember busy yeah that's what he said oh it's a dialogue i can't remember the dialogue he's going to be the he's going to be the next egg i'm joining the pirate crew he's he's um becoming the final boss of pirate we get to alvarado and he's already there oh my gosh imagine that would be devastating he is queen he is queen yeah 100 percent 100 percent is queen definitely definitely i love this slidey eyes it's so good i wish that was everywhere then he just goes on reddit to ask people if his pet stats are good oh my gosh imagine imagine honestly wouldn't put it past him i'm now at 8700 health by the way i know i'm crazy i'm popping off i'm popping off oh my gosh polygons i bet it's gonna be two it's just one polygon oh my gosh devastating devastating right to maxine by the way if you do that get help true don't go on reddit to see your um to see if your pet stats are good you don't need validation from reddit of all places okay reddit is not a place to get validated trust me oh my gosh more of these guys so sad oopsies i forgot to put in media i have blast off though just blast off it's fine i'm gonna show you my wispit sometime cool sounds good send it to me on discord or something uh sorry i need to wait for actually yeah i'll wait for blast off okay you can hit whenever i'm late again really quick yeah that's fine i love blast off such a good spell the fact that no one uses it surprises me completely surprises me right aha snowman hello who's imagine a fire shield crazy crazy wayzy stuff yeah every time i do blast off just turn the music off and on again problem solved problems oh make sense now i want fish animus imagine these walking around your house that would be so cool that would be so cool would be so good just so i can have fish with leaves walking around my house exactly man exactly who wouldn't want these walking around your house didn't even kill one of them tragic devastating listen i want to hear it hear the show that's okay your piece isn't that great i've discarded my dead knight oof hold on we need to wait a few rounds need to wait a few rounds probably next round i think it is oh you know it's really funny since they've made lore spells need um cool perps they've screwed up one of the fights in um chrysalis where you play as morgan that fight doesn't have school pips because morgan that like version of morgan doesn't have school pips that you can use and she has dead knight and lord of night in her deck and you can't use them which is quite funny um what i really want though is cat animus like why is that not a thing yeah that should be a thing completely there's so many cats around the spiral marley bone um and then also a lot in mirage should be a thing should be a thing completely right the who that's not back yet the next place i just wanted an excuse to slide on the ass a little bit more that is so valid i know sometimes sometimes i just go to places where the ice slide is especially if i'm doing um if i'm doing like house like raiding stuff if they have the house that has the ice i just slide on that for like 20 minutes just for fun many find the cabal i wonder where they are over here i wonder if this stringcaster is a bad person hmm surely they would not be bad you know even though they have the exact same voice actor as the copycat oh my gosh she's split into two i think she might be the copycat oh my hold up i need to change out english is great language i speak it apparently you see at the end of this wormhole lies a room with the moose mooses aren't real jokes on you mooses isn't the correct term it's me obviously vices aren't real vices that was easy i know very sad a female cat with mirage accent just like copycat is the copycat who would have thought it's actually the exact same voice actor though so it's a little bit more it's a little bit more in-depth than just the mirage accent it's literally the same voice actor which is fine i have nothing against that i should have picked it up sooner i'm like i did think to myself hmm this voice sounds very very familiar back when i was playing in test drum and then when when the copycat came out i'm like ah that's where i heard this voice before that'll make sense now but yeah i like this twist it's kind of funny kind of cool what i just assumed it's reused but yeah it's not reused most of the voice work that they do is like brand new each time kis never lazy with voice acting that's one thing that they're very good at they're very good at their voice acting work or getting voice actors very very good right oh no what is in here and the quake charmer oh my gosh you would have thought dude this is insane what are we gonna do i'm scared for you i'm square i would laugh any day you heard me you heard me cause problems oh cause problems with you quake charmer left an orange feather because his orange feathers who would have thought i know right crazy crazy bloody chickens can't trust him can't trust him where's judge veg though that's my question secretly he's the final boss of walla roof it's gonna happen you know it's really funny you guys didn't believe me when i said that walla is going to be the the end of the the fourth arc i said that like wing caramel came out you guys didn't believe me but it's been confirmed walla is the end of the fourth arc yes i'm just correct yes i'm just correct and that means cool ranch is going to be the end of the fifth arc wild predictions with rent um you said walla wouldn't be before nervous i was saying this i was saying this like when caramel came out that walla roo was going to be the end of the fourth arc and i was correct and then i started just joking after lemuria that it's going to be it's going to be um walla root because i just really want walla roo to be a world and i'm so happy that it's a world next year so excited for it um but yeah oh my gosh what is this dude these guys did not cheat this much in testrum right these guys did not cheat this much in testrum right dylan don't believe it or not i don't believe it you remember you don't believe that i don't remember no you remember everything you're so smart um did i get replaced with an aurora from another dimension because well apparently i got replaced because i don't remember that these guys cheated this much but they did so i don't know maybe they did but they do but they don't but i just blocked it out no i just probably forgot because there's an inconsequential battle for gore you what you for gore i've forego everything back to the basics no you for gore i'm having i think i'm losing it i think i'm crying i'm walking around now but i can't see because my eyes are closed that's not a good idea it'll be fine you might run into a war hey we're bleeds yeah he cast earthquake that's pretty cringe he is called the quake charmer it's kind of in his name see i didn't think about all that we've literally fought him in caramel and he did the exact same thing oh my gosh probably sounds a bit like it dude you need some more sleep yeah probably man crazy um let me see that's funny that's funny um they cast a bomb of mystic yeah obviously they do they've done both of them now in one round a yarn copied is a yarn retained i remember that yarn do you want me to tell you a yarn once upon a time no a yarn like a tail you know what were you thinking dude um i'm gonna blade once more and then i'll hit and hopefully doesn't earthquake me quake charmer it's time to feed the baby the baby baby stanley stanley here's a food oh he's very very happy that's good i'm glad he's happy another i got you some food it's right there okay i hit now come here oh yeah i forgot we're playing game sometimes play game i'm making sure that my child doesn't start fair honestly you're valid for that you're valid for that i mean if you said i wasn't you'd probably get prosecuted why there's not pitting children a bad thing yeah oh maybe i should do that sometime that's such a terrible jobs oh my god you're a father i'm just kidding i'm just kidding oh my god that was the yarn that i was telling you know i guess that snack has a reason for me it really was true please stop no no no no no no no no no no no he's been foretold no stop The only prophecy that I foretold was Morgan's prophecy, okay? That's it. That's the only prophecy. There's no other prophecy here. Nope. Prophety. There's only no prophecy. I don't know no property. I know your mom. There you go. Nice lady. No, we didn't kill! This is devastating. Absolutely devastating. I would cry. And then we would say yes. It's called you the wrong name. What were you going to call me? Well, now I do. What? Dude, are you good? I almost called you Jake. No. Oh, that's yikes. Yeah, that's why I said that. Um, yeah. Okay. Are you good, Debra? Are you good? At what? You're just good. You're doing well. You're fine. No. No. I need coffee. You should go make a coffee. I don't know how. You do things and coffee made. I don't know how to. If I did, we don't have anything that doesn't make it taste like death. True though, true. Coffee does taste bad. Like, no, it's really good. It's just I drink little baby drinks that are like one ounce of coffee and then the rest is just like sugar. What if you wanted to go to heaven? But God said, it's a me, Mario the Mario or couple Mario. It'd be like, just send me to wherever the other place. Thanks. I don't think I can emotionally do this. I'm drinking anything. I'm drinking water, but not wawa. There's a difference. Rose drinks the wawa. Listen, I didn't drink anything that is strange or bizarre. Do you drink bad wawa? Bad wawa? Just over eats it. No. So, okay. So there's a peppermint, um, frosty at Wendy's now for like holidays and it's really good. But there's this drink called a frosty chino, which is like the ice cream, like, like the liquid part of it. Yeah. And a nice coffee. Yeah. But they don't have a peppermint one, but my mom made me a peppermint one and it was so good. And now I really want one. Yeah, that's a yikes. Yeah, because it doesn't exist. Yeah. That makes it hot. Yeah. Yeah. Makes it very hot if it doesn't exist. That's what I say about my girlfriend. It makes it really hard to say that I have a girlfriend if she doesn't exist. Just make one up. Yeah, but she still doesn't exist. Just lie. I was invited to a dinner and I was given a plus one and I'm like, who am I mean to take? Take your mom. No, it's weird. Why is it weird? It's weird. No, she doesn't like the car. She will be mad at me for life if I did that. Somebody that you know. I just got a big sword. It's a massive sword. Why is that so big? When she asked you how big your sword is and you walked that out. I haven't gotten anything. Oh, yes, I have. I've gotten I got a big sword, too. Oh my gosh. Exciting. I think I got a, I got boots. I got a boots. And I think I got a hat as well. Yeah, I got a hat. I got a backwards hat and one. I didn't get the cool hat though. Oh, I got the British one. I didn't get the pirate hat. So, yeah, so said. So said. Oh my gosh. You were too British that they thought that if they gave you more British, it would end the world. Don't worry. I'll just go and see the guy in New Victoria and he can sell me it. Maybe. No, it's true. He can. I know I've I've talked to people, but I'm cool. So I am okay. I am the most I know because I'm cool. Right. Let's go to the best deals. Thank you. I just used you for your port. I used you for your port cheating cheating. Cheating. It's not you. It's just that you were in a viable location for me at that moment. And you're talking about being all well behaved and then you cheat. I didn't cheat on anyone. You're cheating. How am I cheating? You're cheating by cheating. How how's that? Please explain for me. Because so when two people love each other very much. Uh-huh. I thought you were going to cut me off. I don't know what to say now. No, I was very interested to see what you had to say. So why would I cut you off? That's a bit rude. That's very rude of me if I was to cut you off. You know, that would be cheating because you know what they say. You cut someone off, then you start cheating on them. Yeah. Who says that? I don't know, but I heard it once from my mouth. So it must be true. Okay. Oh my gosh. Bring out a fish. Dude, I'm a bringer of fish. Are you a bringer of fish? Only in my heart. Seek out design. Why are we going this way? Isn't he over the other way? Oh no. He's over here. Don't worry. He's with the banana people. The banana spider. A knight. A knight. That would be what they would be in bug snacks if they were in bug snacks. They look like bug snacks creatures though. We need to defeat some bananas. To put in a meteor or what? Eore. Like from Winnie the Pooh? Winnie the Pooh. Yeah. The donkey. Is he a donkey? Yeah. I just thought he was kind of like some scribbly little thing. I'm sure he's a donkey. Yeah, a species donkey. It doesn't work on these? No. Please tell me you're lying. What do you mean? Please tell me that's not true, Dylan. Extraction is done. It doesn't work on these. That must be a bug, right? I'm going to cry if that's true. Are you sure you just went low, like high enough level? I'm on astrology level 21. Okay, you're high enough to look at them. On astrology doesn't work for a lot of these. Wow. That's devastating. They need to sort that out. Things I'll do. Oh, actually wait. Hold up. They said that there was a monstrology update coming that didn't make it to the release and will be coming sometime later. So I'm assuming that these guys in that part of the update that is not released yet. But I'm pretty sure I heard somewhere that there's a, I think it was in like a KL or something that there's another, or just somewhere I heard from one of the devs that there's a monstrology part to this update, but it wasn't ready for release. So it didn't make it into testosterone and it won't be here until afterwards. Kind of like what rates, what happened with rates, it'll be here afterwards. So I'd say in like January or something or February, probably January, but it just wasn't ready. I'm pretty sure I heard that. I'm pretty sure I heard that and I assume these creatures would be in that update, I guess. Yeah. More monstrology. Yeah. Yeah. I believe there's a monstrology update coming. That's a cool activity. Not gonna lie. I still have that meme that I made for that. Oh yeah. I remember it because I found it when I was cleaning my phone. Very exciting. Find the frame of mind. I love this part of the frame of mind. The image is just so funny. Just the pineapple. Shut up. The pineapple with sunglasses is so cool. Oh, we did shut up before. Oh my god. Yeah, because I'm nice to people. That's so funny. But I knew what you were going to say and I just was not, I didn't want to hear it. I didn't want to hear it and I knew exactly what you were going to say. Guys, Brent just told me to shut up. The craft box told a woman to shut up. Oh my gosh. How did he cancel him now? Yeah. It's me, Mario de Mario. Go to Leylandor. Leyland your mom. Engaged negotiations. I'll engage with your mom. Engaged? Can I be the flower girl? No. You can be the mate of honour. That sounds like a lot of effort. Fine. Don't be the mate of honour then. To like help with the, what's it called? Bridal shower? Question mark. Probably. I'll never be a bride so I won't know. You can be my bride. I didn't mean for that to come out that way but that's how it came out of my mouth. Yep. Okay. Cool. I was gonna say you can be my like bride's mate but I just, my, I just went with bride. Fair enough. Fair enough. You know what? Yep. Hold it. Hold it. I'm glad. Anyways. Welcome to speaking. You're welcome. Before thinking of frozen bread. Exactly. Exactly. That's what we do best. That's what we do best. We don't think. We just am. He didn't die. Wow. That's cringe. I don't am. I am. Against my beliefs. Belief dies not. I'm gonna kill you. Please don't kill me. That would mean a murder. In a game. And murder is illegal. I'm gonna PVP you. And was it 101? Sure. I'll PVP you on Minecraft. Why not? No. Why not? Are you scared? Are you scared of me? No. Why would I be scared of you? Well then why don't you want to? Not as scary as a baby penguin. They're cute though. So as long as I'm cute it's fine. Exactly. Checkmate. Checkish mate. Checketh the mate. No. They're called friends. You don't have mates? No. Oh. That's kind of cringe honestly. I don't know. Things and stuff. Like normal. Silly little birds do things. Silly little birds and stuff. Oh my gosh. I hate how you can't click on yourself on the second person. Why is that a thing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry you've had to deal with this for so long time. I cried. Please don't cry. I like Marley Hoon's frame of mind. It says mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine with a flag. Yeah. That one's a good one too. But I have to say the cool looking pineapple is on top of the world. He is the best. That pineapple can have my children. I'm sorry? Well have you never heard someone say that this pineapple could have my children? No. I think you're the first person to ever utter those words together in that frame. That pineapple can have my children. Wow. I'm doubling down. In fact, I'm tripling down. That pineapple, he can have my children. He would be a far better father than me. That was me tripling down. What are you doing? I don't know. I just thought I'd talk. You're going to speak it. Someone else is going for us, but okay. I'm glad that's what I thought you were doing. We're finding the spy. Oh my gosh. This is great. I love her. Are you a girlfriend? No. She's a little banana. She's just a little banana. I'm not, I'm not related to her. I don't want to be related to her. Why would you be related to her? She's your girlfriend. She becomes farmer, she becomes farmer, then she becomes family then. You're saying. They become family. Once you marry someone, they become family, so therefore you're related to them. Yes. No. Yes. I'm not related to them. No, I wasn't saying you specifically, but I'm saying like you are in like a general population. I don't even know what we're talking about. You said you're not related to your wife. And I'm saying, well, if you get married, you're useless sometimes. I don't understand. It's legal in Cool Ranch. Altora married his step sister. This is true. This is very true. This is very true. I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it. But yeah, this is very true. Cool Ranch has some weird rules. That's why Cool Ranch will be the end of Arc 5. It's going to happen. 100% Ka-Blam. Did I kill them? I did. Oh my gosh, they did. Wow, cute. I just destroyed monkeys. Are you jealous? Thanks. I appreciate it. Oh my gosh, she moved. Is that a cantrip's chest? No. I thought I saw a cantrip's chest, but I didn't. Right, to the spy again. I would actually love to see Cool Ranch and Wiz, because it was originally going to be Wiz anyway. Yeah, exactly. I think it would be very cool. Get it? Cool Ranch. Dorito. More like Dorito. Am I right? I think I am. Maybe. I think so. Where are you at? Talking to who? People. Oh, okay. Well, I'm at Mario de Mario. If you need to go to him. Well, I'm leaving Mario de Mario. I'm going to Captain Argento. Alrighty, kids. Let's do it. We got to fight them. Oh my gosh, there's a guy. There's a Jessica. Hey, Jessica. I just saw Jessica. Yeah, she's cool. Are you jealous because you didn't see Jessica? No, I'm good. We need to destroy some follicle phoenixes. What if we destroyed follicle phoenixes together? That'd be pretty crazy. Would it? Oh, there is a cantrip's chest here. Hi, Jessica. Oh my gosh, you met Jessica. She's a pretty cool lay. Yeah, she has a friend. I'm helping with it. Oh, so you're getting the chest? Yeah. Lucky. Ooh, I got so many things. I just passed it up because, like, you know, I didn't think that anyone would do it because last time no one did it. That's true. But that's fine. That's fine. Hi. How's it going? A little bit to the left. A little bit to the right. No. Shake it off and then everything will be all right. Yes, I am mildly conflicted about that. Mildly? Yes. You know, he could just be asking her how she is. Yeah, for some reason I don't. Don't think so. No. Interesting. Interesting. I see we have different opinions on things. Yeah. Never has that ever happened before, ever. No, never. No, we always have the same opinions. Always the same opinions. We agree on everything. Yeah, I agree that I'm cool and you agree that you're cool and I agree that you're cool and you agree that I'm cool. So problem solved. Yeah. That's what we need to know. They didn't die. I agree that they didn't die. Yeah. Do you two agree that they did not die? I do think that that is true. I do solidly swear that they did not die. Oh no. Terrible. Terrible little tennis balls. They do look like tennis balls, right? Yeah. Especially the flora greens. I would put it in my mouth. Haha, you would put a tennis ball in your mouth. Put worse things in there. I didn't need to know that. I mean, you don't care. No comment. Geez. I already told you all the stories. Yikes. Someone put that in the context, please. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. After we finish this section, I need to go briefly and get more water because I am running out of water. I said it once, I'll say it again. I don't care. I'm not embarrassed by that. You're not embarrassed by getting water? No. Neither. By saying that I would put these things in my mouth. Oh, yeah, fair enough. You do you, Bestie. Thank you. More power to you. More power to you. They look like jawbreakers. Oh my gosh, the spouse finally fixed. There's no random guy standing in the way. Still looks weird. Doug hasn't spoken in chat, so I'm actually concerned. I don't think he has a step sister. I don't think. I think. Yikes. Chat. I know I've been streaming for five and a half hours, but like. Ducks, I'm sending you to prison. But like, really? You guys are more crazy than me today. What the heck is this? If we just swap places or something. I'm not even crazy. You're never crazy. You are always sane. Totally. You're the most sanest person I know. Sanest gamer. And that's saying a lot because I know so many people. Like seven. At least two. One of them being myself. So, you know. Who's the other one? You. So you're the most sanest person I know. Between the two of us? You should cry from laughing. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Goodbye. Goodbye, little moustache. These guys are so weird. I don't really like them. They're a little bit creepy, you know? Do you feel that? You don't agree with sentient facial hair? No, I do not. I don't like facial hair to start with. So maybe that's my issue. Yeah, maybe. I don't like moustaches. Moustaches especially. Like I can like a guy with a nice beard, like fine. As long as it's not too long. But like moustache is not gross yucky. I don't even like super like beard. I just, you know, like this stubble. Yeah. That's what I like. Yeah. If it's like that, that's fine. But like anything more than like any of that? No. Nope. People with moustaches just their vibes are just off dude. Agree. I don't trust it. Yeah. Like why do you have that on your face? Plus so many dictators had moustaches. Why would you want to join that club? Like seriously. Like why is that off? Yeah. Like seriously. No thank you. Um, right. Let's go. I think like having a moustache is just like a personal failing on your part. You know, it's a red flag. In fact, it's the biggest red flag. Yes. It's a red flag. No, thank you. Any person who has a moustache is a red flag. It's just how it works. I think the biggest red flag is like when a guy breathed. Dylan, you saw nothing. You saw nothing. Nothing happened. Doesn't. Nope. You saw nothing. That's not the third time that I've done this today. Nope. I would never do something as stupid as that. Never ever. I'm about to level. Oh my gosh. I'll be 157. I am. I'm very excited. I'm going to be so big, powerful and strong. I'm going to be a strong, independent fire wizard. I ain't need no myth wizard to carry me. Myth wizards aren't real. That's why they're called myth wizards. Duh. I'm real. I have a myth wizard. He has more damage than my fire wizard. That also means that he has more damage than you. Bessie, I'm pretty sure you're just one of the voices in my head, but okay. Don't do that to me. No, no, no. I'm like 78 and a half percent sure. You're 78 and a half? Wow, congrats. I'm not making it to 80, so. Oh, so you've only got like two years left. Dylan, you have a mustache? I think I can allow it if you have a mustache. Only Dylan though. No one else. No one else. No one else is allowed to have a mustache except for Dylan. Yep. Fair enough. That's quite funny. You're so bad now. I don't. I still didn't buy it. But Dylan's a good guy. So he's like, you know, there's rules and then there's the exception to the rule. Dylan's the exception to the rule. Did you just steal that wooden chest? Yeah, I only got 848 gold from it. Just as well. I didn't get it. Okay, you're back. Oh my gosh. That was quick. Dylan is no longer a red flag. Inferned. It's okay if you're like a little, like a little stubbler or anything. Like that's fine. I just mean like the people that have like the like really long or like luscious mustache. Yeah, it's kind of scary. Agree. Agree. But it's all preference based. And my preference is that's a red flag. Trying to be nice. I'm just saying my preference. You don't have to agree with me. I'm just stating my preferences. Admin. A lot of preferences admit. I have a lot of opinions on men. I'm a lot of them. Fair enough. Just wonder if whatever you have a mustache and it's really long, when you like breathe through your nose, do you like inhale your mustache? I don't want to think about it. Please no. Please no. A mustache like what are you, Eggman? Exactly dude. Exactly. Does anybody here have a mustache that they can firm it? I don't have a mustache. I don't have a guy that had a mustache. No, wait, no, I don't. He scares me. Never mind. Is it because he has a mustache that he scares you? No, it's because he's like older than me and he's like a guy. Ah, but he also has a mustache. So he might scare you as well. Fair enough. He's nice, but he's like, I don't know. He's like a person, so I'm scared of him inherently. Understandable. Understandable. Banes of Valencian Steel. I got muscles in steel. I got balls of steel. Why? Why? I don't know. I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna let you say it. I'm just gonna let you say it. It happens sometimes, you know. Anyway. It's fine. Don't even worry, man. Hello biters. They're just biting at the time. That made me think of something. This is Joe biters America. This is not everything called it in. I just want to say it, but... As soon as I said it, I'm like, damn, that's not the way to close the bite, and I shouldn't have said that. I know. Benidas. The Benidas win again. Oh my gosh. Devastating. Right. Meteor strike. Hey girl, are you, are you, are you a strike? Cause damn meteor. You're a strike because, no, wait, that doesn't work. Uh, are you bowling pins? Because I want to hit you with a bowling ball. You're bowling pins because I want to hit you. So that I can strike out. That's also bad though. Cause I think strike out in terms of like, that means that they like... You would definitely strike out if you hit them, that's for sure. Are you a meteor because damn, flaming hot, flying balls. I need help. Why doesn't he just climb over? It's not that tall. Dude, it's like your height, IRL. He's afraid of shorts. He's afraid of shorts. Yes, that's the opposite of being afraid of ice. Afraid of shorts. Yeah. Dude, I'm wearing shorts right now. Is he afraid of me? No, cause you can't wear shorts. Cause that would mean that you have knees. Ducks. Oh my gosh. What does that mean? You're a dick because I want to fall on you. We've got some subconscious people who want to retract their messages instantly. It's what I do sometimes. It should be like, are you more ganked because I want to throw you into an inscapable void? Are you malice there cause damn, I'll fight you any day. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you six times when you will still be alive. Threaten their life. That'll work. No, I'm not going to say that one. No, I'm not even going to say that to you. That's terrible. It's not that bad. I don't even get to see it. Do you want to see it? It's cursed. You can collect this, Brent. You can collect this, Brent. You can collect this, Brent. You can collect this. Oh yeah, I did that in this room. I didn't. Wow. Do you want me to know these things? I have a bait? Wait, I'm locking everyone. Is he calling? Why is he looking like that? Never mind. That's why I couldn't say it. I'll read it whenever I get Mario de Mario. Mario de Mario? How's it Mario? This lady sells houses or just housing stuff. Just housing stuff. And it's all repeat stuff from last year. The Great Nana. The Great Nana. The Great Banana. They've really been slacking on furniture because Maria didn't really have anything either. Exactly. They need to sort it out. Hey, King Tile. This is my drive. Hire me. I'll fix it. Hire me. I will make furniture items and then you can fire me. No. No. Money. Money. Oh wait, I need to read. That's why I couldn't say it. You pleased I didn't say that now? Because I am. I've also just thought of another one as well. But that one's slightly better. That one's like... That's funny. That's funny. That's that's Jake in a nutshell. Are you ready? I was born ready. I thought you were born Brent. No. Don't assume these things please. It makes up. Did your pants ever pick a different name for you? What do you mean? Like were they gonna name something else? Yeah well if I was a girl I'd be named something different. Well no like did you never have alternate names? I had an alternate name. My name was either nothing or a girl name. As soon as my mom found out I was not a girl she's like oh she said to my dad oh you can name him. Your dad didn't have other names? No this was the name that he wanted. What the heck? That's so bizarre to me. Yeah and then my brother he was when my mom found out that he was not a girl. She was disappointed. And then decided to name him James. James is synonymous with disappointment I guess? Yeah 100%. He's continued to leave us just kidding. Just kidding. Your kids were gonna name you Dalton. Your kids? Then your parents. Oh my gosh and then they decided on Dylan. Hmm Dalton is a very country name. It is. Be named Jason. Jason? Yeah and be called JC for short. And why did they change to Aurora? Because my mom read a poem and was like oh yeah we'll just call it Aurora after this poem. Fair enough. I forgot their sheets. Cheats. What do you mean sheets? He cheated a shield. Oh if it's just a shield that's fine I don't care about that. He can cheat on me whenever he wants. My sister's name was gonna be Magnolia. That's a tree. Yeah and I think my older brother's name was gonna be like Rock or something. That's what my that's what his dad wanted to name him was Rock. That's a little bit. That's pretty bad yeah. My mom and I lived on the border with Kentucky and then lived in both Kentucky and West Virginia for years. Yeah that's what I said it's a very southern name. You said very country maybe. Oh whatever. Sorry you misquoted yourself. I'm just sitting there. I don't remember what came out of my mouth. Okay. I saw that facial expression young man. Take that back. What facial expression. Don't talk about things that you don't know what come out of your mouth okay that's weird. That's a weird dude. That's a weird champ. Weird champ. 100% weird champ moment. You're just looking too far into things. I don't look at all. I don't have eyes. I can't see I'm blind. That's not even true because you have perfect vision and I hate you for it every day. Thank you for hating me for something that I can't fix about myself. I appreciate it. You can't fix it. I can fix it for you. Please don't. I can cure what I held you. Okay. Can you cure crippling depression? No but I can provide love and support. Can you cure loneliness? Also my psychiatrist's phone number. I can cure loneliness. Interesting. Can you cure boredom? Yeah well depends on what kind of boredom. Can you cure starvation? I mean if you want to cannibalize me sure. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. That was never on the table. If I was if we were in a situation where you had to eat me to survive I would let you eat me. I would not eat you out of respect. No but then what did I die for? We died at the same time together holding hands. Why? Because that's how it works. No I'm saying if you needed to eat me you could just do it. I wouldn't. Survive? No. Why? Because I'd be so sad. I'd be so sad. No you'd have to survive. No but I'd be very sad. Yeah but you'd have to survive. I would survive but at what cost? Like my arm? Exactly that's too much cost. No I mean I'll be dead I don't need it. Yeah but I would be alive and I'd understand. You know I'd have to live with what I did. So what if it tasted good? I don't want to try it. No unless you try. I'm not into cannibalism. So my mom always said she's always like you need to try everything at least once before saying that you don't like it. I'm not into cannibalism. That's a no for me. My sister my sister whenever we were young she was like hey mom what kind of meat is what kind of meat is like inside of me? My mom was like human meat and I was like what did you think you were pork? And she's like well if I was pork I'd eat my own arm. I'm not into cannibalism. And honestly I think she was right. I'm into some weird stuff but that's not one of them. What do you mean? I'm just sitting the record straight that I'm not into cannibalism. Record say record again. Record the record. Never mind you didn't do it. The record. There you go. You're sitting the record straight. Why is it funny? It's not funny. I just like the way you say it. But it's just normal to say it like that. For you. Yeah and I'm everybody. But I'm a lair. Um what? Did you break it? I did. I don't know how I broke it though. Open the frame of mind. There we go. Third time lucky I guess. Bad wah wah. Into the dueling space. Hey how's it going? Oh you know another day another slay. Another day another dollar. Same just kidding I'm not broke but I feel that. No you don't because you're not broke. But I know people who are so I feel it. Is it just me? Am I the best? Yeah just you. But I know you so like it counts right? Do you do you know who I really am? On the inside? No. I think you do. Some guy. Just a little worm and a human body. I'm just a little worm. I'm just a little squiggly squoble. Squiggly squoble. Yeah. You have to kill the boss two times. My knees hurt. Can the boss fix my knees? Can I fix your knees? Can the boss fix my knees? You're not the boss. I'm the craft boss. Box. It's like Bowser on Mario. He has three lives. What? Bowser usually takes like 15 hints. Don't ask me how I know that. I take 15 hints. No you don't. From your dad. Are you being do you need help? No I'm fine. Thanks for asking there. Yeah of course. I just realized these are upside down trees. You've only just realized this? Yeah that's why I said I just realized that they're upside down trees. I wouldn't have said that if I didn't just realize it. Yep they're upside down trees. They have been the whole time. That's crazy. No that's why I said I just realized that. Crazy dude. Imagine not knowing something as simple as that. You see my head. Well sorry I'm stupid. Well sorry I exist. Sorry I'm taking my socks off. That's too awesome my room. I don't think you should say that. People are going to get the wrong idea. Well I can show them if they want but that's not happening. So checkmate. Hey guys foot reveal. No I'm never doing a foot reveal. Can you do a face reveal? I've already done a face reveal. I think you haven't. I have. You can literally see my face right now. That's just some gut. That's me. That's your vtuber model. That's a very high quality vtuber model that's for sure. Well technology's come a long way. Dude if I look that good with a vtuber model oh my gosh I mentioned what I look like IRL. I know. Geez I ain't no anime girl okay. I'm a certified cat. You good? You okay? I'm fine how's how's it going? I don't want to eat cardboard. Please don't eat cardboard. But it doesn't trust me I've eaten it before. Can't be okay to take a little bite. No okay. If you take one bite you want more and then it clogs up your intestines and you have to go to hospital. Then I die. Again would not recommend. I'm not going to the doctor. Exactly you can't afford to go to the doctor. Thanks. There's not on you that's on America no one can afford the doctor. So true. Unless you're Elon Musk and then you own the doctor as well as before that. Yeah because healthcare is private type. Healthcare is your mom. My mom was healthcare I would be doing a lot better than I am right now. Fair enough but yeah so I'm sorry. I forgive you. I don't make the rules. I just play by them sometimes you know. Yes no maybe so. Dude do you like rabbits? Like to eat or pet? I have as an animal. Because that seems like something that you would eat. I haven't actually eaten a rabbit before. I had a pet bunny. Was he cute? Yeah his name is Sir Pickles. Oh yeah that's right you've told me about that guy. Yeah. About that quirky little dude. Extra rich up. Yeah let me put in an extra rich off the leg. One for every time I cry. That's it get a crying routine like the rest of us. I do that's why I have ones for every time I cry. Let's go. I still think Mario needs to defeat the guy. It's on me Mario. The Mario Mario the Mario. From Mario house the Mario. Are you an ever in Valencia? I didn't heal. I didn't use the potion. Well I didn't use you so. I'm a what? I didn't use you. I'm at 4000 health. I didn't use you. Okay. Exactly. That's a what that's a what that. Should I flee? Nah you're fine. Okay. If you die. You die. You know. And if Ty you die. If you're happy and you know what to say. Goodbye. If you're happy and you know what to say. Goodbye. If you're happy and you know it. And you really want to show it. If you're happy and you know what to say. Goodbye. Well project no one's happy. That's sad. Oh we have clinical depression Bren. Oh I forgot about that. You forget. Why are you hitting me? Because I'm about to forget things. I'm already dying. I'm gonna die. You're gonna die to that over the next few rounds. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna dead. You're gonna did it. RIP. RIP. Sweet little pumpkin. I think I'm sweet. I also think you're a little pumpkin. You want me to flee now? Yeah flee right now. I want to see what happens. I get punched in the face probably. And then come back to me. Baby come back to me. You have a better minute you still. Sometimes he's gonna cast a thing on you. He's gonna cast a wee little um bull door. What? New spell. Full door. I thought that was a minotaur. Oh my gosh you're blazing. Yeah it is a minotaur. See look at the door. And then inside there's a bull. That's a minotaur. That's a minotaur. I mean a minotaur is half man half bull. So technically I'm right. Man but bald man. Bald man. Dog or the horror. Bald man. Horror. Bald man. Anything but a bald man. Your worst nightmare. That's my worst nightmare. Going bald. And being a man. Terrible. That's fine if you go bald. I'd still like you if you were bald. No I don't want to go bald though. Well I'm not saying that you are but I'm saying. But I don't want to. That if you were bald I would still think you were pretty neat. No that's the end of the road for me. Like we'll continue on like with life as a bald man. Well I don't. I always just get like a hair transplant. Too much money. Wasteful spending. That's either be bald or die. A diet is debatable. Funerals are a lot of money. That's what life insurance is for. No life insurance is to use while you're alive. That's why it's called life insurance. So it's to use when you're dead. You just what? Did you just die IRL? Yeah. Cause that would be super cool. Why are they hitting you? Oh this one's on me. That's fine. Your little tea cup short and stout. Do you say tea cup? No. I was just saying it cause it was a tea cup. It's tea pot isn't it? Yeah. I'm the little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my strap. Something about... When you tip me over you'll hear me shout. Or when I get all steamed up you'll hear me shout. Tip me over and pull me out. Tip me over and empty my insides. I don't like tea. You don't like tea? Well you can just put water in there instead. They used to boil water in those things in the ye olde days. Yeah. No like I like the aesthetic of tea but it tastes bad. Nah just good bro. No it isn't. It is though. No. I don't know what you're talking about. I will pull faces the entire time. I'll pull... You'll pull what? I'll pull your mum. I'll pull your mum. No you won't. I will. She's a lovely lady. She's not interested. That's fine. She said the same thing to Jake the other day. Well no one's interested in Jake so that's okay. She said... She said I'm not interested in bald guys. I'm not interested in anybody younger unless he's extremely rich. Fair enough. Honestly. Good honor. Let's see how many times do we have to kill this guy? Hopefully. Just once. That would be ideal. Right. Here is Bull. Mr. Bull. Adorable. See it has the same face as the minotaur that was through the door. Adorable. Adorable. Yeah. Oh my gosh did I send you that? She's giggling on. Oh my gosh. Check snap. Guys I got a snapchat. Adorable. I was meant to send it to you the other day. But I didn't want to disturb you while you were sleeping so I didn't do it. And then I forgot about it. I'm like almost always awake even when I'm sleeping. When you're sleeping you're still awake. Yeah. Fair enough. Fair enough. But yeah I thought you would like that. You know I thought it was just a quirky little guy. It was pretty funny. Thanks. I try. When you try your best. No but I did succeed so it's okay. I got what I want and what I need. I'm just a bit different. When you feel so tired did you can't sleep. That sounds like a skill issue to me. Stop giving birth. We had to sing that in choir. That's kind of sad. I know. That's depressing. Go back to your left enchanting. That was kind of mean. I'm sorry. Jesus that was yeah that was kind of that felt a little aggressive. That was a little bit virtual there sorry. Apology. Apologies you know it's coming to me now that that I that nervous is like long long and hard and I'm kind of over it you know. Uh yep yeah yeah you know what I mean. No I don't. Yeah you do. No I don't why would you even say that oh my god. I will say whatever I want. Abracadabra alakazam. Make me into a pineapple if you can. That's my magic wizard number spell. Pineapple? Pineapple. Dude are you a pineapple because damn I would slice you open. This is why you shouldn't have told me about cannibalism earlier. My bad I didn't know it would trigger your intrusive thoughts. Sometimes it happens. Sometimes you know it happens. Bad. I mean all we can do I apologize for it all we can do is move on and grow as people. Yeah I agree. I made a continuous I made a serious and continuous lapse in judgment. I did all the time constantly efficiently efficiently as well very efficiently. I'm what they say very efficient. Oh my gosh. Mine was inefficient. I love the spell this is the best lemur and nova spell 100%. All the other ones look like absolute weirdo stuff. You like the teacup? The British one? I don't really like the teacup. You don't like British people that's your heritage. I do like British people. Oh well someone has to use statistically. That's my heritage I have to statistically by choice by force. No you don't. I do. It's forced upon me. I have a king. One day one day I touched something else. One day we'll free you. I will get smitten down by the king if I disagree with him. You know. Throw me to the bull. Yeah. Oh actually hold up no don't bull don't bull don't bull just pass or do something else because he's gonna die and he's gonna die to this. And then he's gonna come back alive and then it's just a waste of a health. If we just didn't ate it and kill him at the same time. So yeah. What if I slept? What if you slept? Dude we still need to start a war. We're starting wars? Yeah always every day. What? How are we doing that? We do that in this world. Oh you mean in the game. What were you thinking dude? I thought you meant a real life. Dude I'll start a war IRL I don't care. Like that we needed to do. Dude yeah I'll start any war any day. It'll be fantabulous. Are you jealous of me because I'm starting wars with other people? Are you? No I'm not. But if I was would you be jealous? Yeah I'd be pissed. Okay good to know. I will not do that in the future then. Like who are you starting wars with that's better than me. I have a boyfriend. To start wars with. Sorry you had to find out this way. But um you know he's he's quite cool. You cheater. He's sometimes nice to me. Now you can go. He's sometimes nice to me you know he um you know just sometimes like starts wars with me or something you know pretty cool. I don't think we should be friends anymore. Why not? Is it because I have a boyfriend? Yeah. Wow I'm a little bit much cheese. I don't think I can I don't think. Why I asked if it was because I have a boyfriend. Yeah it is. Wow crazy. Do you know what I don't want to be friends with you either. That makes sense. Check that out. You should pull. Okay. Oh my god it's your bully. Wow so cool amazing. I would only be cheating on you. No I'm not even gonna say that that's bad. Oh my god but to dig yourself into a hole. Yeah when you get to the last boss you want to do it right away or are you gonna try and solo it. I'm not gonna try and solo it. Why would he solo it if I'm right here. Yeah that'd be so mean. Yeah because then. He's like okay anyways I made you quest through the entirety of this world of me but you're not allowed to get the final boss done. Yeah that's illegal. I'm gonna solo it on my death but this ain't my death. This is my fire wizard as seen by the spells that I've been using. I'm now out of water pretty much. So sad. Solo walk through this is not a solo walk through. This is a duo. This is a duo. I broke the game. Please don't break the game. How did you break the game? The screen's white. Oh so is mine. Ah light mode it hurts. Just press ctrl G and run the the porto no ovo thing and press x. Did it work? I know how to hack the game. I just noted that I just knew that that was an overlay and generally if you can press ctrl G you're not actually stuck on the loading screen so it's just something that's messed up. You can still run and interact with other things because it's just an overlay. Bonetus. Ha ha. Oh my gosh a marley bone flag. Wow. Right time to get more water. Time to get more water. I'll be back in just a second. Right. I don't know if there is a sea. I think she is getting something. Let us uh hit over to Nuvacovia to start with. Is a good idea. 8700 out. 8700 out. Nice. Nice. Very cool and epic. He's right here. Aha. Aha. Right we will just wait for rose. Um how far away are we? Now we start war. So we're on what episode 10. I hate when that happens. Hi what happened? When you started war. Yeah it happens to the best of us. And the worst. Hmm I agree. Like marley bonean. Disagree. Big agree. You disagree. Wow you agree with me. That's so nice. That's not what I said. Anyway let's continue. Hello. They're shrubs. Shrub shrub shrub. Yeah. Shrub. We're the shrub. The papparite one. Dog. Yeah. A dog. You like dog. Corporant. What? Yeah. Interesting. You learn so much about people. What does that even mean? I don't know. I'm just saying words. I can't be held liable for any words that I say. See I'm slightly more alive now because I ate a cookie. Gay good. I'm so proud of you. You'll never guess. These guys look like tennis balls right? These guys look like tennis balls. Yeah they are. These ones are. They literally have the tennis ball lines on them. Exactly that's what I thought. That's what I thought. Oh no wait. Oh wait I still have blast off them. Guys I'm blasting off. You'll never guess in the million years what type of cookie it is. Chocolate. Chip. Peanut butter. No. Well I'm out of options. You have one more guess. I've used up all of my guesses. It is salted caramel apple. I was never gonna guess that. I know that's why I said you'll never guess it. Yeah so why did you make me guess it? Because you just started guessing and I just went along with it. I'm very much a follow the leader type of person. That's my personality type. It's just to go along with what everybody else is doing or saying. Fair enough. Fair enough. Understandable. Understandable. Right. Man. I still got quite a bit of lift. We've got at least one about two hours and then the final boss fight. Yeah that's not too bad because we've only been live for six and a half so two hours is eight. I'm losing my brain. And then the final boss eight and a half and then the final boss so maybe like nine hours. Ooh that's pretty speedy. Yeah that is pretty speedy. Eight hour stream except that's nine hours. Yeah exactly. Eight hour stream except nine. Except you may be more but except you know it happens. That was also worth dialogue as well so like you know it'll cut off a few more minutes I would say. At least eight. Like at least six. At least one you know. Six. A minute and six seconds. Yeah. Fair. Fair enough. Fair enough. What is this? I swear. I have a question. You do? What about it? What is your opinion on Crocs? I don't know why people fear them as much as they do. Is that it? It's your whole opinion on it? That's my whole opinion. Okay fair enough. Why what were you expecting? I don't know. I just it just came up in my brain. Well that's my whole opinion on them. I don't understand why people fear them more than as much as they do. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Do you like this little dude? Which one? The one in the rocket ship. No. You don't like him? No. What about the one who started the fire for the rocket ship? No. Why not? I've never actually looked at the spells I don't actually know. What they are? I've cast this all day. I have not been paying attention to Bessie. All day? Yeah. Oh my gosh. I have like issues. Don't comment on that. Why would I comment on something so serious such as that? I have problems with paying attention. Literally right now I'm playing a coloring game on my phone so that I can stay focused on like what we're doing. Let's convey the direction. Fair enough. I have to multitask and like overwhelm my brain. Otherwise I get distracted and I can't focus on anything. I have to say was it not very overwhelming? No. It's the thing is it's like under-stimulating. Hmm. Agree. So I do something else to like... Make a grade. Make a grade, dude. I guess the word whoops I'm going the wrong direction. This character is a bit weird in this world. There's don't meant Minzana's name. Slightly different green than the rest of them. Yes. That frustrates me. This game knows how to frustrate me and I don't like it. And I don't like it. I don't understand how that... ...lately to fix. Hey Bessie. I hate you so much. You hate me. What? How did you leave? I accidentally stepped off the situ at the last second by accident because I was so excited to get into the fight. And then I tried to port to you and it said you're busy. I... I wasn't. They lied to you. That's what I was thinking. I'm like I know she's not busy right now. I was just with her just a second ago. Yeah. You just have to fight the standard bears. They're kind of cute though. I hate them so much. You just walk between their legs. This is like my split paralysis demon. Dude, could I be your sleep paralysis demon? You want to come into my bedroom at night? That's kind of sus bro. I didn't say that. I said I could I be your sleep paralysis demon. That's what my sleep paralysis demon does. Do you want to play an overstimulating game after this with me? Which one? One of them. You still want to deal with me after nine hours? Yeah, of course I do. I was going to play with you. Wow. I was going to play a game with you last night. But I decided I should let you sleep. That's very nice of you. I know. I'm just so cold. You know, literally you sleep. I'm very nice. What if we were sleep paralysis demons together? What if our sleep paralysis demons held hands together? Paralysis demons fell in love. Exactly. What about that? Kind of ugly. Well I have to say that our sleep paralysis demons here did not die. So I don't know about you, but I'm definitely not feeling 22. But I'm feeling 22. I'm actually feeling 23. Yeah, it's your birthday. In a few days, yeah. In a few days, yeah. Why won't you let me say it's your birthday? Because it's not my birthday. Then everyone's going to be like happy birthday. It's your birthday. And get so confused because then you'll say it next time. And they'll be like, yeah, it's actually my birthday now. I don't think I'm overthinking anything. I think I underthink sometimes. No, thanks. My sleep paralysis demon is an evil version of my mother. Dylan, have you tried therapy? Geez, geez. Upside down. Backwards. Across. Forward. Diagonal. Opposite diagonal. I don't know any directions because I'm left-handed. No, I'm not. Why did I say that? Your left-handed while I'm right-handed. No, I'm not. I'm not left-handed. I know you're not. And I'm not right-handed that technically either, so. Do you ever say things and you're like, wow, I sure said that. Yeah, I said do that every day when I'm streaming. Okay, cool. I do that every day. We'll stop. It doesn't matter if I'm streaming. Honestly, you know what would be really funny? It's just having a camera following around, just hearing what I say every day. That's part of the travel channel, duh. Because like most of that stuff is just like randomly stupid things. I don't need therapy because it's not my real mother. Interesting. No comment? Comments? None. Oh my gosh, flying balls. Dude, your flying balls are so cool. Where can I get some? I was born with these, but. Oh my gosh, juice. Wow. We're crazy, dude. Yeah, Dylan, I think that's your subconscious telling you something that isn't that good. I'm so close to a level. So close to a level. Level up. Yeah, yeah, epic. Let's go. Level 158. All right, let's do this. Hi. How's it going? How's the wife and kids? Happy holidays. Happy holiday, mother trucker. Your mother's a trucker? Sometimes. That's crazy. It only happens if she she is in truck, you know. Honestly, sleigh. Is your how's your mother? She might get a new job. Exciting. I assume that's a good thing, right? Yeah, pays over double. Well, that's good. Yeah, that is a good thing. That's a good thing. I hope she gets it. That'd be cool. Yeah, then you don't have to see that weird guy at work. What weird guy? Oh, god, forgot he existed. Sorry. Just bringing up your past trauma. What happened to our blades? We had an earthquake. You know that myth guy? Never trust a myth guy, especially a myth guy that is in the Royal Naby. Yeah, don't trust British people. Yeah, especially myth British people. They will earthquake you to see the rains. Yeah, my hand hurt. Why did my hand hurt? My hand hurt yesterday. Did you get a band-aid? No, that wouldn't have affected it. Someone needs to get a better. No, I don't have a mummy. What? No comment. Man, that caught on my leg is quite big, eh? Yeah, it's really bad. It's not that bad, it's just big. It's bad. You know what they say, bigger the better. Does it hurt? Yeah, I don't think that's true when it comes to injuries. It hurts when you touch it. Well, yeah, because it's bruised. That's what I was asking. Yeah, and I'm answering your question. That's if you touch it. Okay, that's what I was asking. I thought you meant does it hurt just normally? In that case, no. No. It just exists, but if you touch it, it hurts. Don't touch me. I'm fragile. Oh, wow, you're just like me. Exactly. Touch me, I'm fragile. The last time I got my nails done was for prom. And as soon as I got back in the car, I just started crying because I hate people touching me. Fair enough. And also, I even messed up one of my nails because I didn't let it dry completely because I wanted to leave so bad. Understandable. More angry bears. But they're bears. Angry birds? But they exist. They're bears. Angry birds aren't real. They can't hurt you. Birds aren't real. I'm real. You're not a bird. But I'm real. That's why you're real because you're not a bird. But I'm real. Yeah, I mean partially. I'm partially convinced that you're just like some person that I've made up in my head. Um. I sometimes think that about you as well. Yeah, right? So next year when I see you, I'm going to pretend that you don't actually exist. I am not lying. 14 hours for you to ignore me in any capacity. Oh, Bubba. I'm lucky. That's a problem. If you ignore me, I will date your mother. She's in a committed relationship with my father, actually. Hey, listen. Under the right circumstances, anybody is flexible. She's not that flexible. I'll be the one to find out. But hey, that's only if I get bored. So you probably shouldn't let that happen. She's not interested in your type of people. What, Burnett? American. Same thing. No. Not all Americans are Burnett's. I don't know anybody who isn't a Burnett, actually. Well, I'm not so. In the whole world. Checkmate. No? I don't, um, no. I'm blonde. I'm legally changing your hair color right now. No, it's not how it works. Yeah. No. You're now a ginger because I think that'd be funny. That's mean. What's that mean? Because I think so. Sorry, I'm not. I'm not, um, I'm just misdue my boss. He's working on the job. No, I'm not working. I was just asking what time I need to come in to work tomorrow. Because I'm a good person. Why? What do you mean? Oh my god. You need a break more than I need air to breathe. I always thought that Brent's hair was naturally brown, but he died at blonde. Dude, no. Really? Everyone's, everyone in my life has thought that. Except my actual parents and my family. But everyone else has always thought that my hair isn't actually brown and I just dye it. Do you want my honest opinion? I think that you're too low maintenance to care about dyeing your hair. Exactly. Exactly. I don't think you'd ever care about anything that much. No. Exactly. Also, what does that mean to me? What does that mean? Is that like a bad thing? Oh, I just don't think you'd care about something like that. True. Especially to keep it blonde. Like that's a lot of upkeep and you just don't seem like the person that would care that much about the way that your hair or color looks. So like, do the maintenance that's required for blonde hair? Exactly. It used to be a lot, it used to be a lot more white than it is now. It's gotten a lot darker over the years, which is good. You have no one who doesn't care about it's hair. Yeah, exactly. It looks the way that you worded that. Yeah, you're right. I don't care about my hair. I don't care. Full stop. I couldn't care less. Yeah, so that's why I didn't think that you'd dye it. I also find it slightly concerning about what that also means. What other things you think about me? But that's fine. Do you want me? Okay, so I saw, I've been, okay, okay, hold on. I'm trying to figure out how to word what I'm trying to say. So there's these, like I've seen the videos of people being like the urge to ask everybody every single opinion they have about me and what makes like up their opinions about everything that I do and say, like how they perceive me and every aspect of my life. Is that what you want? I'll do that. Yeah, that's why I want to read minds. Okay, I'll do it. I don't care. Like if I could have one superpower, it would be to read people's minds. Once I hit a certain point of closeness with somebody, then I'm okay with just being completely honest about like nearly every single thought that I have about them. So I will tell you literally everything I ever thought about you ever if you want. Hmm. You worded it that way to get a reaction from Rose. Oh my gosh. Why, why would you say something? I mean, it's your protective. Yeah, yeah, I'm never mine. I also picture as the type of person who just put on whatever clothes that they can wear and not care if it looks stylish or not. Exactly. A hundred percent. That is a hundred percent me. You're just low maintenance. I have those God awful shorts that I'm wearing at the moment, but I only have like two pairs of shorts and I just rotate. They're like super bright colored and they don't match anything else. But I only have two pairs of shorts and I can't be bothered buying more. So I just rotate between them every other week or whatever. You know, like it's just how I am. I don't care. Do not care. Meanwhile, I keep getting stared at in public because I'm dressed too nice. Yeah, I just wear clothes, you know, because it's bad to not wear clothes. So yeah, apparently that's frowned upon or something. So gotta wear something in the winter. It's just nice. Like I'm able to wear all my nicer clothes because it's cold enough to. Yeah, I'll show you. I'll show you my outfit from the other day. If I still have the video, except it wasn't that fancy. People were just being weird and staring at me. But people are weird and generous. So I wouldn't worry too much about it. You know, I don't know why they were staring at like my outfit was pretty tame compared to like other ones that I've worn. I also feel the self-conscious in public places and is anxious during human interactions. Oh, thanks. Thanks for reading me for filth. I think you'd be right. Really? What are you doing in the city? Okay, this is audio. So don't like play the audio because I was talking during it. Are you sending it to me on the discord? Yeah. Okay, um, hold up. I'm just going to mute discord real quick and guess it starts. Okay, I literally just got home. No reason for people to stare. Looks what you mean it's playing out loud. Who's playing? It shouldn't move. I apologize. I'm the terribleest person. Um, it looks good though. Yeah, I know. That's just a normal outfit. Hmm. Yeah. How is that kind of bad? Probably because it destroys all night everything. That's probably why. Um, yeah, the normal though. Staring at me. That was so weird. Probably because they're like, oh my gosh, you're so pretty. I didn't even feel like I looked that nice. It was just like an outfit. Maybe. I don't know. People have weird intentions, dude. I guess because the last couple of times that I've like worn nicer clothes, people just stared at me. I don't know why. It's so weird. I'm all for the type of person to just put on whatever clothes I can find in their clothes sometimes I wear sports shirts and people think I care about watching sports when I really don't care. Fair enough. That's how I am like in the summer. I'll just wear whatever will make me sweat the least. Yeah, you see, I just wear whatever. That's just what I do. That's just who I am. I feel like I need to fly up to Auckland to meet you at Auckland Airport. Are you actually going to do that? I feel like I'm going to have to otherwise you might like break down in the middle of Auckland Airport and then you'll be on the news saying American breaks down in Auckland. No, I think you can, but I just think I just think you'd get to a point after like a 12 hour flight where you'll be like running on like adrenaline mode and you would just you would just like snap it the smallest. Oh, I mean, I'm no, I wouldn't. Well, it depends how much you be by snap. Plus Auckland Airport is really, really big. Likelihood of me immediately crying in relief the second I see somebody I know who's very high. I feel like I might never be mean to anybody. Feel like I'm not going to put that to the snap. No, I know that. I know that. But I just feel like it might be like, you know, okay, but if that's if that's what happens, you have to promise me to count the first time we meet the next day, like after I sleep and wake up. Oh my gosh, she just ran away from me. Give me my quest. Oh my gosh. She just ran away from me without giving my me your quest. What the heck? So rude, stupid Pilarian penguins running away from me. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I might fly up to Auckland just because Auckland Airport is quite big and you'll probably get lost. I probably will. But you think I'm going to get lost? It's a massive airport. That's why I was going to pick a flight with like a longer layover. To like figure things out. No, Auckland, Auckland Airport is very confusing. You have to go like there's two terminals. There's the international terminal and then there's the like the domestic terminal. And like, even I don't know the difference between them because I don't go there enough and it is just so confusing. It's really not well signed posted at all. It's terrible. Let's just ask somebody, right? They're not going to be mean to me, right? Probably not. But I didn't know that would be in the option of you. Well, I'd prefer not to. Exactly. I'll ask like some old lady. Generally, whenever I need help in any capacity, I look for old ladies or mothers. Fair enough. I think it's because I trigger some type of maternal instinct somehow, despite being an old person. Understandable. But yeah, I might I might flap. Just to meet you. And then we can and we can find out how to get out of the international terminal together. I hope you're really funny. Oh, God. Don't old ladies usually try and buy your dog? That did happen, but only once. Only once. Yeah. Only once. Just because you look 16 and their motherhood kicks in. Wow. Geez. Yeah, I think maybe me flying up. Well, you sound like you're you sound like you're pretty set on this. Well, I was I was prepared to do it by myself. But if you're going to come pick me up, that's fine. Yeah. And then we can sit on the plane next to each other. Oh my God. Maybe. Have to figure out how to get on the same plane as me. Yeah. But I simply just buy a ticket. It's not that hard. That's the easy part. Imagine if we were on different planes. So that'd be really funny. That would be really funny because most of those planes are like an hour apart from each other. That'd be really funny. No, it would not be hilarious actually. It'd be so funny. Why? Imagine if I just like got stuck in the airport by myself waiting for you. That'd be funny. Dude, they would call me saying you left your child in the dentist. I think you look too young for that. Yeah. And you look too old to be my child for a stop. Yeah. That would be funny though. You really can't you left something here. Is this yours? You need to pick it up. The luggage carrier. I'd be like I'll just put her in the hold. I don't think you would want to be up in there. They make me feel safe. Fair enough. When my niece was in the doctor's office they asked if I was her father. You know how shocked I was. Wow. People used to ask me if my little brother was my son. Whenever I was like 12. And I looked like a seven year old. And like my brother was like a baby. How could you think that ever? One time I was with a friend's mom and some people thought I was her husband. Oh dude that's wild. That's wild. Absolutely wild. Geez. Geez. You see I just think that New Zealand is a little more sensible. We don't have these wedding directions. People just don't talk to each other. Honestly that one we're down here. Oh my god the flying egg. Go anywhere. People are like oh my god is that your boyfriend? Oh are you guys married? Aw is this your kid? Like everybody's just... Everybody has something to say. Geez. I was with my dad on the train and people thought we were partners. That's kind of gross. That's why I didn't go out in public with my dad. America is nosy. Yeah Americans are nosy. I guarantee you whenever you come down here or up here I guess for you. People are gonna say something. Probably. 100% Probably. Probably. But yeah no that doesn't happen in New Zealand much. Like people just don't talk to each other. That's that's gonna be a weird adjust. What not talking to each other? Yeah. Cause like I'm used to making small talks so I have all my answers prepared and my cards set up in my brain of what I'm supposed to make. Yeah. Cheat code to life. Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah no that just doesn't happen. That's weird. Yeah. I mean it's normal but weird. I agree. I agree. Yeah in Texas everybody has something to ask and say especially the second you open your mouth they're gonna be like oh my goodness so where are you from? What are you doing down here? How long you staying? Have you been to this yet? Have you seen this? Well while you're here you have to go do this. You have to eat here. You have to look at this. Mine mine mine mine mine. Something terrible is happening. Of course I'm alive dude. Why would I be dead? Um yeah let's do this. Um as soon as they figure out I'm not picks and they'll ask 50 million more questions. Yeah basically. Yikes yikes. Do you want me to do all the talking for you then? Gotcha I'll order for you and everything. Be like they're gonna be like sir what would you like and I'd be like um he wants and then I'll I'll say your order don't worry. I can do it myself. No I got no I got I'm Does that mean I have to do that when you're here? I have to. Would you want me to? But people might people might look at you funny if you do actually. You might be like wow what a what a jerk. He won't even let her speak but in reality I just like don't want to talk to them. True. True true true true. If I can order food in Georgia I can order at least beer. No it's just so that people don't ask them oppositely and things. Epigillian things so where are you from sweetie? Yeah goodness I've never heard that voice before. I'm like no that's because I've only just. Where are you from? I just say I'm from Narnia. I get like you're gonna get people to ask you for from Australia. What would be funny is sometimes I'll just lie and go with it. I'm like yeah yeah I am and you'll you'll know that I'm lying but they won't and it'll be funny. I will I'm not gonna say a word though. It would be funny. You see as soon as you come and as soon as you speak in New Zealand everyone knows you're from America and everyone immediately hates you. Yeah just because Americans are genuinely obnoxious you're not but generally you're not I know oh god. But Americans have a bad rap for being obnoxious. I don't blame yeah that's pretty fair it's probably because we are. So yeah people will probably you know not like you just warn you hear them. At least I'll never see them again so it's fine. Yeah exactly until you realize that everyone here is the same person. It's all just you and like a trench coat. Yeah I am everybody. You know I'm like nothing I am everyone. I am fish. I am fish. I am sheep. I am sheep. You know what they say you are what you eat. And damn do I eat sheep. Just kidding sheep is very expensive. Brings us all the hobbits we're not hobbits. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. This is blasphemy. As soon as they find out I'm American they'll start looking at me like I'm scum. Fear. Fear. Most Americans. Well some of them are the egg whites. People have no place to judge because they're French which is inherently a crime. Yeah. That's like almost as bad as being British. True. Kaplan. Who would you rather be a Malabonian or a Pallarian. I know who I would rather be. Oh. Myself. So cheap mate. When I was in Britain the majority were friendly towards me. Yeah. I mean as long as you're not obnoxious you're fine. As long as you're not one of those Americans that are like really obnoxious and like like ask everybody like where where things are or like do like silly little American things you're fine. As long as you don't ask for any type of help from anybody around you. No just obnoxiously like if you do it nicely but don't like demand it you know because most Americans generally are quite demanding especially once they come on holidays to very expensive places to go on holidays to they're generally just very demanding yeah because it's all the rich Karens and my name isn't Karen. Wow this is the greatest day of my life. This is a big win. I know an American that is not rich or Karen is crazy silly little American. Exactly just don't do silly little American things. Like asking where you can get fried Oreos. Yeah we don't have them. They love me because I stayed silent in my own business. Exactly you just need to not talk as much because Americans talk too much. I do talk a lot. I am pretty loud and obnoxious. That's just because I get excited and then I stop having volume roll whenever I get too excited. Fair enough. But that's like not my fault. That's not your fault. It's your country's fault. No it's probably because I have like ADHD but that's sure it's America's fault. That's America's fault. Hundred percent. Hundred percent. America's fault. Because if it wasn't America's fault then why would it be a problem? This fault would have been. Exactly. You know I would say that America's fault or Britain's fault there's no in between. That's true. And you know the British can't have everything. Well at least they're not the ones starting wars all over the place. Hey I didn't do that. Over oil. You live in Texas with enough of your own. I didn't do it. You didn't do it because you went there. Hey it wasn't even. I was busy that day. Fair enough. When I visit New Zealand I'm going to say oh yeah I don't do those silly little American things and everybody will love me. Hundred percent. Yep that's how it works. Definitely. Is that how I get your parents to like me? By saying oh yeah I'm not going to do any of those silly little American things. Don't worry. That's not how you get them to like you. What do I do? You just exist. And they'll be nice to you. No I don't care if they're nice to me I want them to like me. You just exist. There's the difference. Just exist. Don't be silly. You don't do silly little American things from yourself. This isn't good enough. Well that's what I can say. What if I don't. You know I'm sure. What if you don't like me. You know like there's a lot of there's a lot of stress and like worry. I can tell. But what if I do like you. But what if you don't and then I'm there and just like annoying you. For like however long. But what if I just deal with it. What if what if after I come home you're like yeah anyways I think we should stop being friends. Or like we just like slowly fade off talking and everything because you don't like me as a person. You know that is a real possibility but I doubt it. I know. That is something that I would do. Hundred percent something that I would do. But I probably wouldn't do that. Unless you're wildly different in person differences I'm probably quieter. Well that's even better. That's so mean. That sounds quite mean. There's not the what I was meant to say but it came out kind of. There's not to say that you're loud. Okay it's just to say that like you know. I don't know what I was trying to say. But I you know I prefer that you know. I prefer why is it louder. Like if you're like I'm louder in person I'd be like oh gosh. Yikes. I know I'm sorry. More passive aggressive than prospering to see. Hundred percent. Hundred percent I am savage. Why would I never gonna hear from you again after a little bit. Why are you gonna die or something. Because no I'm dying in New Zealand. It would be such a burden on everybody around me. That's so considerate of you dude. Oh my god. I know. You're so nice. Thanks. All right. Yay level up. Woo. Level 159. Epic. Epic. Dope. Cool. Amazing. Epic. Epic. Epic. Epic. So we're nearly at the end of episode 10. So that's pretty cool. And that was an hour and 20 minutes. And we've done it in 49 or an hour and two minutes. So we've done it in 49. So we save some time there. Our speed runners going well. And then after that we've got a wee little hold on the ground. Cute wee hole on the ground. And then we talk to the princess. And then we go into the upside down sort of area. The one where it's like polygons and pixels all over the place. And then we cry. So you know we're nearly there. We're nearly there. We've probably got like an hour. Probably slightly less. Of stuff that we didn't hear from. And then just the final boss. So yeah. We're doing well. We're doing well. We're doing great. And we've only been going for seven hours and 16 minutes. Because only like that isn't a full night of sleep. Yeah but it's daytime. So you don't sleep in the daytime. I do. But like no. Is that what you mean? People who work during the daytime because they have day jobs. My day job is to be a little guy. A little dude? It's a little creature. Fair enough honestly. Oh. Yeah I got stuck there too. Just do what you did last time. Problem solved. Yay! Slightly annoying. Where Sarah is being buggy. I love it. We little hole. Hi! How's it going? Let's go! Let's do this. Oh my gosh. We're doing it dude. We're doing it. I'm not at full health. Cool. Oh it's this boss. Yeah it's this boss. Thanks for the cantrips video. No worries. No worries. I'm glad it helped. I'm glad it helped ya. Bum bum bum bum. What does this guy do again? Fill him. Oh is this we can only use lower pip spells? That might be it. That's right. I forgot about that. Oh well if we one shot him it's fine. He's gonna heal up originally when blast off goes but it doesn't matter because it's uh because it does its damage later. Problem solved. And then you can bolt. And then you'll heal up. But it will dead and add and he'll die. That's the plan. We'll see how it works. It may this may be a fatal flaw in our plan. But we'll find out. We will find out. Momentarily. When we get a shatter pip. My brain hurts too sometimes. Right now. Head to kill this noob with an enchanted gravestorm. Fair enough. I should have put dead and add in. Let's see if this works. We may have to flee and come back but this could work. I am cautiously optimistic that this works. Shad. Wow why did you get one but I didn't cringe. I'm only 52% of the way there. Oh my gosh. Dude we're gonna be here for a while. Waiting for a shatter pip. Time to split all guy name Stan. Stan? Can I tell everybody my name is Stan in New Zealand? No. Okay. That's disappointing but understandable. Stan's not a cool name in New Zealand. What's a cool name in New Zealand? Not Stan. If you say Brent I'm gonna. No I wouldn't say Brent. That's a very uncommon name anywhere. That's not Stan though. Any other names? Maybe I didn't expect to be rejected that fast. Sorry I'm just being realistic here. Let's see. Most popular. Charlotte and Oliver. Noah. Leo. George. I think I'd be a great George. Do you agree? Yeah George is good then. Where the king called George? We've had four of them. Finn is 25. Finn. Yeah that's a common name. Common doesn't necessarily equate to good though. Just just. Who? Braxton? Oh yeah that's a randomly. Random name that's quite common now. Could I be Otis? Probably. Bowden that's the worst. That is a weird name. Oh that's a really popular name. What? Yeah there's a rugby player. Oh yeah this creative spelling of Bowden may be influenced by the popularity of New Zealand rugby player. Well I'm about to die. What is the most common name ever? That's what I wanted to know. I don't care about babies. Never mind. Oh my god. You don't care about babies? You did. I don't. No. Okay good. Well nor am I so that's good. I'm at 100 nights help. I'm at 500 in 92. Oh my god. I still didn't get a shadow but oh my gosh. Dude what the heck? What the heck is this luck? Why is my shadow gauge so bad? I don't understand. Is it because I'm I feel like it's because I'm going up against that boss there and he is he is high shed. Here's high sheds. Insane. All right let's see. Let's see if he's gonna be good. Let's find out. I feel like he's gonna do it. He's not gonna do it when it didn't last. So like he'll heal the bull. Maybe. Which is fine. But he won't heal the dinnet. That's my guess. Oh but the dinnet might trigger the bull. Or the heal might trigger after the bull's dinnet. That's meaning he'll come back to life. Yeah that's probably correct. Just kidding it worked. What do you mean Dylan? That wouldn't work. I'm just so clever. And forward thinking. You good Charles? No don't be Charles. I appreciate that Dylan. I don't want to be Charles. Dylan said I'd be a good Charles. He's a he's not king. He's awesome smelly. Yeah exactly. But yeah I'll be. I get potions. Real fast. I should probably do that too. I'm gonna use you. As the. Can you leave a mark first? Yes it sounds very um. Like uh huh yeah I forgot about that. No I didn't. Okay you can use me now. Use and abuse me. I guess. I invent your house. Uh huh. You teleport me again. No I interpreted that as I'd be a great Charles. Right. To the sky ship. Here we go. Nearing the end. Oh no this. Hold up. Need to change the kick. I'm crouching. You are. I'm a little crouchy guy. Crouchy guy. I'm a wee little critter. I'm gonna critter my way all over the place. What sound does the critter make? Like little chirpy noises. Chirpy noises. Interesting. Like little squirrel sound. What does the squirrel sound like? We don't have squirrels. I don't know. Well I don't know either. We don't have squirrels in New Zealand so. L plus ratio plus squirrel is. Exactly that's me. I'm just a squirrel this guy. Like you don't need to get bringing it up all the time man. Dude I'm sorry. I'm just projecting my insecurity. You're insecure. Don't know what's right. Wow crazy. Devastating. I'm so sorry that you're insecure and you don't know what for. But you do turn heads when you walk through the door. Exactly. You don't need makeup to cover up. Being the way that you are is enough. Everyone else can see it. Everyone else but you. Some people would say you just don't know you're beautiful. I'm still crouching haha. Yeah did you like my um palm? I thought that was beautiful and entirely original. Completely original. I would never copyright someone ever. No. I would never copy strike anyone. That would be bad. That would be so bad. Let's destroy these dudes. When you gotta destroy some dudes. Dude I do that all the time. You destroy dudes all the time. Yeah whenever I'm bored. Oh my gosh congrats. I get bored pretty often. You just destroy dudes for a living. I just do it out of my own free will. It's like volunteer work. Oh even more interesting. What can I say I'm an interesting guy. You sure are interesting as definitely one what I would describe you with. What what does that mean? What does that mean? If I were to describe you interesting would be one of those words. If I were to describe you I would say front. I thought you were going to say New Zealand. Oh because if I was to describe you as well my second word would be America. Okay. Interesting America same thing really. No. Yeah you do not agree. Are you not amused? I think you're very America. For me you're America. It's because you don't know more America. Exactly and I'm describing you. I don't know but if I were to describe you to an alien that's what I would use. You know like that's how I would do it. So smart. You see America. What America makes me smart? None of America is smart. No but like you know you project your own business of everyone else. That's very America. I'm not projecting my betterness over anybody. I just am better. And that's very America Rocky. Just talking in my ass at this point. And that is also very America Rocky. Thank you. So I think America is a great way to describe you. I disagree. I don't want to be helpful but okay. I agree but fully. I do not want to be associated with here but okay. I'll associate. Disassociate. What? I do that all the time. I don't. I do it's not fun. Okay I won't do it then. Okay yeah only one of us can leave reality at one point in time. You have to take turns. You can go tomorrow then. Oh my gosh I'm still crouching. Wow. You stood up for me. I'm not up. I'm still crouching. Goes to show you never really know the internal struggle someone is going through. I know. And I do be struggle though. I do be struggle. My struggle do be exist sometimes. Oh my gosh emulate what are you doing dude? Spiky. Emulated you. First blast off now emulate. Oh my gosh. Amazing. I'm actually going to be like anyways here's fire cat. Yeah. Like how do you imagine that? There's Phoenix. Yes. Yeah that's the one. Phoenix. Like Arizona. That's in America. But it's a desert so like isn't it the same as Texas? No. Texas is in the desert. Texas is all like here's some floods. Here's some grass. Here's a cow. Yee haw. We have cows. We have cows too. But we have cows as well. Do you have sheep? We do have sheep. I have sheep too. Do you own sheep? No I'm not a sheep right now. I thought everybody was like legally required to own. No it's more nowadays that you're not legally allowed to have a sheep. They fire you see and that causes global warming. So you're not really allowed to have animals. Sad. It is isn't it? It also doesn't really make sense but that's fine. I'm still crouching by the way. Are you proud of me? And I want a cow. Yeah. I have um some great quads to be able to crouch this much. Dude your glutes must go crazy. They are. They're super super muscular. It's all muscle baby. All muscle. Dude just stunned me what the heck. Dude just stunned you what the heck that's my job. Why? Why'd you stun me? Because then I can be like only stunned you because you're so stunning. And you'll be like oh that's so nice oh my gosh. Yeah exactly and that would be good. That would be funny and good and cool. Oh my gosh bed juju wow cute. Imagine a dirty old Malibonian putting a bed juju on me. Oh my gosh oh my gosh. Right let's go for another blade and then I need to cleanse. Okie dokie what is this storm lord do you think you can stun us? No no no not today. Not today. Oh chat not to. That hurt. I did yeah you're dying. Just a little. Have you tried not dying? No. Oh because I'm just I'm doing an all natural diet now. Oh yeah no preservatives means that I die quicker. Ah because there's nothing left to preserve you. Yeah yeah fair enough honestly understandable have a good day. I will because I'm not full of toxic chemical. I am a toxic chemical and entrails. I'm a chemtrail. Be yourself. Thanks. I love that. Thanks. I try dude. I try. No my eyes hurt. My face is cool. It is. I like your face. No I don't like my face. Well I do. I like it enough for the both of us then. Oh my gosh stop stunning us. Dude what the heck. What the heck why he's done. How the socially anxious anxious anxious. But like perhaps no just stop you know. Did he consider. Did he. Probably not. Perhaps he should have just to suggest him. I have a minus 90. You got a what. Minus 90. Yeah you got Trudude. Doesn't pay attention. You got Trudude like three rounds ago. Oh that's nice to me. I was waiting for you to see that. I'm like oh she must have noticed it and coming on it. Don't worry I killed him for us. What a nice guy. I'm a strong man. I got you. I'm a strong male lead. Yeah. Let's go to Polari Muvopolari. What if I was a Polarian penguin. I'd be like okay. Brent is now a Polarian penguin. Thanks. Eat these eyes. What. Would you eat these eyes. Whose eyes. These eyes. What eyes. These ones no. I don't like eyeballs they're weird. Eyeballs are weird. Okay. Dude they're so weird what do you mean okay. I don't know. Don't you think they're weird. I was trying to make conversation. But they're weird too. Why is everyone deaf. I don't understand why. What things are obsession with deaf is. Like literally every final boss is always deaf usually. There's more deaf bosses than there are in any other school. I'm a hundred percent sure of that. Oh I should have put in the last off call button. Hey. It's me. Hey that was kind of dicey there for a second. Oh did I only have like five seconds left. Yeah. Wow that's cute. I was trying to go quickly. I just noticed that you spelled finish wrong. I did tonight. Oh well. Yeah. It's been like I've been looking at this for over seven hours and I just noticed. What do you mean I spelled finish wrong. No don't change it. I like fenced it. What do you mean what do you mean I spelled it right the whole time. Uh huh. Yeah completely. I liked it. No I liked it more than it was spelled wrong. I mean spelled correctly because it was never spelled wrong. I'm great at spelling. I'm very smart and intelligent. Well we all know that. Yeah exactly so I would never spell it wrong to start with. So you're spreading lies. I shouldn't have said anything. Lies you shouldn't have you really shouldn't have. You're a boss fight. You're a boss fight. I'm a boss fight me. If I was a boss would you fight me. Probably because I think it'd be funny. I don't think I deserve to be fooled. You know. Well if you're an enemy. But I'm a friend. Well that doesn't make any sense. But I know. How would you be a boss if you're a friend. Because I'm cool. The math is not mapping. The math doesn't need to math. It all makes sense in my head. Okay well that's the only place it makes sense Busty. Well that's the only place math makes sense as well. It doesn't make sense in real life. It only makes sense in people's sense. I just stopped being alive. What did you say. Math doesn't make sense. Fair enough. So yeah check mate. I still think I should be called Charles. But not Charles Stan. Stan. Yeah. Stan kind of. Then they could call me Stan the man with the plan. If I can still call you Stan the man. With the plan. My mom sits next to me all the time. And my name's not Stan. Oh I don't want to copy. Never mind. She's like that's a cool plan Stan. And like I don't. Oh my god I have to pick a new name. I mean then I look like a plagiarizer. A plagiarizer. I hardly know her. Dude if I were to plagiarize you would you appreciate it. I'd like you. Dude I don't understand what the problem with plagiarizing is. Isn't it a form of like compliments. No. Saying like damn it's so good I'm gonna take it. Like isn't it just like getting paid an exposure. Oh I get that all the time. I do that all the time. Paid an exposure. Yeah. Crazy. I'm about to die dude. Think you are too. Dude I'm about to die. Man this is devastating. Devostating. Just like don't. Just like your mom. Bro leave her out of this. No. She deserves to be in it. Like I was last night. Got him. You're just jealous probably. Of what? Your mom. I don't know bestie. Fair enough. Understandable. Someone has to be the first one to say or write something. So technically everything we say is plagiarism. Exactly. Exactly. Um oh I'm dead. I am stunned. Hey bestie um I'm dead. Yeah yeah. So you're gonna like kill? No. Are you like dead now? Probably. Wow that's crazy. You're still alive. You didn't even get the shit up. Oh my gosh. Yeah I know. Hopefully. Okay. I kind of forgot that I died. I was like just buy them there you know. Just drop me to flee also and then come back or? Yeah if you want to. I um. Make up your mind quickly because you've got 20 seconds. Wow you did it. Amazing. Cool. Wow. Wow cool. Wow yeah. Wow this is the start of a new fight. Yeah and they have no pips this time. Isn't that great? Wow this must be a bug. Yeah they just lost them all. They just lost all of their pips. Crazy. Don't worry. We died on this fight on death and fire as well. We fled after the minions. We killed them that one. We bought you what? Spaghetti. Spaghetti. Yummy. And meatball. Dude oh my gosh. That's crazy dude. That's crazy. You've made it back before the 20 seconds ran out on your life. What? The timer? The button. Why? I'm so confused. Timer? No I don't know. I just work here man. Oh no. I just dropped my screw. You could say I have a screw loose now. Why were you holding the screw? Because it was on my desk and it has a little washer on it and it's fun to put the rounds. Don't worry I got it. I got it. I got it. I've been playing with the fidget cube. I don't have one. I'll get you. Dude I don't have one. I don't have one. Mine is black and green. You can have mine. Dude I'm cool. Did you know that? I'm cool. What's your washer and screwdriver? It's not a screwdriver. It's a screw. Whatever. Okay there's a difference. Driver drives in the screw. Okay screw is what it's getting drive and buy the screwdriver. Okay. Proving your mom last night. Exciting for her. I hope you would change it. Apart from thinking we need it at the same time. Well simply don't think. You're really good at that one so. I said eat. Yeah you said think and eat at the same time. Why do I need to blink? What does blinking have to do with it? You said think and eat at the same time. Yeah didn't you say blink? No I said think. I said don't think. You're really good at that one. Oh my gosh. I'm a bit mean sometimes. Yeah. That's how it be. No thoughts. Head empty. Empty. Just empty. Head empty. Head empty. My head is full of tea because I'm in a tea cup. Ha ha ha ha ha. Make stuff. Get these little dudes just die. When the little dudes don't die. Sedge. I feel like these guys shed a redding is a bit too high. Personally. Which is my opinion. Yeah. But we've got shed of lips now. So that's. You complain enough and you get it. This is how it works. Obviously. The ship and um. Tree of strife looks like an Aquila ship. Probably. Probably is. They probably just took assets from pirate. That's what they do most of the time. There's a lot of them at Novos. The whole of Puerto Nuevo is from Aquila. No joke. I'm from Aquila. You're from Aquila. Uh huh. No joke for real for real. No cap. Wow. Dude if I was a rocket ship would you would you would you would you. What I what. Would you hit your ride to go to the moon with me. That's pretty cool dude. That's pretty cool. I'm not gonna lie. I love food. I do as well. You're making me hangy. I'm sorry. Let me forget. But we need to finish Novos. Novos takes priority. One two three oh three. Nice. Technically there wasn't hasn't been to Elios. I'm here before no they haven't. But still I know that it's taken from Aquila. From pirate. It's not that the wizard doesn't know it's that I know. And that's all that matters. Don't you best. It's just how it works. How it works. Right please die. This little penguin lady. Thank you bye bye get out of here. No no yeah you die now. The voices are. This red. Sark give him such a thrashing. Where is he. To the frame of mind. Oh my gosh we're nearly at the end. Isn't this scary. Terrified. You should be. This is spooky. Absolutely spooky. Right. Do you want to listen to dialogue the last bit. After we do the next dungeon though. Done before. Oh my gosh there's a girl called Alora here. There's Aurora and Alora. Double whammy. Double whammy wow. Aren't I lucky. Not one but two of you. Imagine that'd be like torture. That would be interesting that's for sure. Right hello. Okay so. Here's the plan. We do what we've been doing before. And PogChamp and one. Make sense to me. Thanks. I try really hard to make sense. To you. The first world ain't going to stop people from fighting though. It's just going to change where people fail. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly dude. I don't get this little man's. Plan is just like objectively bad. Like. Yeah it is. Manticore is just objectively bad. And decision making. And planning. Like it just is just bad. There's no actual plan. It's just just do the same thing. But like in a different place. Probably. And like that's not how it works. But it is how it works apparently. So. I don't know. I don't know. And he says he's a savior. Savior of what? He couldn't even save these nuts. Me personally I'm the savior of Wizard City. Me personally I'm the hero of Unicorn Lane. So. Checkmate. That's crazy. I'm a hero. I'm not a savior. I'm a hero. I don't have a savior complex. I have a hero complex. My character canonically is an is an armadon elite. So. Really. He's the problem. He's the bad guy. Probably. I'll destroy you dude. Trust for real for real. Trust me. He can't be the savior of the first world if he never got there. True true true true true. We still don't have no idea what the first world looked like. Besides every spiral island connected. Exactly. Exactly. I have to say it's kind of cringe that the whole plot of the story now is just the first world. Like why are they so so sad that they need to bring back the first world? I don't understand this. I just don't understand at all. It's just strange to me. You know. Oh shit. I'm gonna blade again. Just because it's got like nearly 5000 health. I don't want to risk that. Three rounds is better than five. In my opinion. Like we may have killed there. Probably not. But. You know. It's better to like just be more than have to wait another like three extra rounds. I don't understand why the evil is there in that spell. Like it just doesn't make really sense. It's just a bit. Or the whale. It's just weird. Well like I can understand the whale. But not the evil after the whale you know. Like it's either one or the other you know. It's not like both. You know like choose a lane. Are you an eye or are you a whale. Like you can't be both. You have to be one or the other spell. Okay you can't have two spells in one. Like sure you can have an eye spell that shoots lasers. Or you can have a whale that drops from the sky. You know you can't have both. It's just a bit weird. Imagine if you died though. I would never. No the Manticore. Not you. Dude if you died I would probably cry for a solid five minutes. That's crazy. Are you sure? Yeah I'm sure I would cry for at least five minutes. Wow I didn't know I was worth that much. At least five minutes of my time. I say after I've been talking to you for over eight hours now. Also want to let them be the first word just so they can see that it's not the paradise. I say true. True though. You know one thing that frustrates me. The heart sneaks to your name looks so pixelated. Oh yeah they are. Like it's fine from afar but when you're like up close it's not great. It's just not great. Like I feel like they have to be smaller or just way better in quality. You know. Okie dokie final boss time. Time for some dialogue. Dillon what do we need to know going into the final boss? What do we need to know for this? I'm gonna first fill up potions real quick. I did this well. Whoops excuse somehow. Did you double click on my name? Nope I did it once. Oh yeah sometimes that happens too. I'm at the Arcanum. Motion render lady dude. Dino's war. Dino's war at me. That's crazy. What do we need to know about the final fight Dillon? You'll get polymorphed into an ever version of the spell powers. I'm nervous. Cool and we don't get on polymorph we just have to use that. And those are the spells that we can use. I assume is that correct? So it doesn't matter what we pack. Flee we're not we're doing it legit. We're doing it legit at least once. They're supposed to give you required spellpips to use. Yeah. Yeah but does our deck not matter then? Yeah that's the question. We do our deck doesn't matter at all. Is it correct? If you're doing it legit. It's not like the headmaster fight where you get like unpolymorph later. Your deck won't matter until they transform you back. Okay so they do transform you back. I'll just carry what we normally do for bosses. Yeah let me put in an extra special. Let's do this. Let's do this three two one. Oh zero lovely let's go. I'm listening to dialogue over here by the way. There it is. A true living thing. Not fragments. Not splinters but real life. All life and magic at once and intertwined. Isn't it beautiful? And you are truly insane. A immaterial after all your struggles and changes. And questions and explorations. You are just fodder for my creation. Both of you offer yourselves as sacrifice to feed the new Aeon. That is a gross looking thing. Wow this is kind of disgusting. Yeah it's a gross looking room that's for sure. Here we go. This will be. Devour them all. We're getting eaten. We're getting eaten. Dude I just got eaten. Gross. Become yourself. Pure life. Oh my gosh I'm a I'm a I'm a little dude. I'm a little dude dude. I don't know what half of these symbols. Okay what are you confused about? All of it. Yep but it's fine. Uh I'm gonna start damaging the penguin guy because he's got a lot of health. Not that that's a worry for our supreme strategy but he's got a lot of health. So what what what symbols are you like confused about? I will figure it out don't worry bestie. Describe it to me and I'll try and explain what it means. When you see the cards obviously. Bum bum bum bum bum bum. Right dear connight. Dear connight. So when do you normally flee if you're doing the flee strategy Dylan? Like how does that work? Not that we're doing that but like how does how does that work? Is it like now you flee and then you come back and you don't have to deal with the polymorph I guess that's how it works. Right I guess that would be. Uh clear two shields for these shields on yourself. Mmm plus 30 myth trap sure. One of you would have to start with this. Oh my god I was gonna do that. That's crazy. You were gonna do this that gives a myth trap. Yeah well I know what that does. Okay cool I'm I'm proud. You should be. Thanks. Then the person that stayed would flee and come back. Okay and I assume that like gets rid of the polymorph. And he doesn't do another polymorph for a while. It's a polymorph on like a timer. Like X amount of rounds and then he will polymorph you back. I mean X amount of rounds and then he'll um polymorph you again. All of that would need to happen on the same exact round. Polymorph is 19 rounds. Okay and then after 19 rounds he polymorphs you back and then do get polymorph backing into a different form. Because there's like four different forms isn't there. They never polymorph again after the first time. Oh okay that's interesting. Interesting okay kill of a time um if enemy has a trap damage of a time. Okay let's just get some other perks like myth for instance for a bit. Yeah yeah um we'll just do this. Need to get some more things. Interesting okay interesting. What is this? I can't remove weaknesses to put dots on cool. That's epic. While you're in polymorph you have extra resist. So yeah I kind of assume because we're not really dying. Um except when the creature in the back hits you. Yeah the laser attack. Fair the laser attack. Lasers dude. Okay I see why playing is a good strategy. I see why playing is a good strategy. That makes sense. See why that's a good strategy. You're being stabbed. You're being big stabbed. Just kidding he's not stabbing you. He's just throwing a shock at you. I lied. He's just throwing a shock. I didn't get stabbed. Hmm other things do I need myth like fire. Let's get some life bits real quick. Some life school pippage. Because it drops you one. One 100% drop rate of course they're not. No they never would be. Yeah why would why would there be ever 100% drop rate. Yeah that removes anything from the game. Okay what is this? He birthed a name okay. Meatball. Floating cheeseball. He birthed a cheeseball. The molten cheeseball. You can spend 20 to 30 rounds of this and get trash. That's why most everyone uses flea trucks. Straight yeah. Yeah that makes sense. That makes sense. That makes sense. Well what you could do is you could just pass for like 20 rounds or whatever. However long the polymorph is and then come back when you've got your dick. When you get unpolymorphed. The chance of getting one specific item is like 2% assuming you get a drop. Yeah that makes sense. That makes sense. Isn't a beak I think that's what makes me the most uncomfortable. Yeah fear. Fear. Um what else do I need? Um get another life pip. Get another life pip and then we'll get some myth pips and some other pips and some cool things and some good stuff. It'll be great. You miss school drops? I don't. I don't I like getting every single drop from every single school. That's so much better. I don't have to farm on every single character. I can just farm on one and then transfer the drops over. I far prefer that. Far prefer that. Criblam. E3. Oh my gosh nice. How many dots he has? Yeah he's a lot of dots. Here's what you would say. Dotty. So true best. You only like death so you're biased. Yeah that's fear. But if you're like if you have multiple high level characters and you're trying to farm for all of this gear. It's just so much easier to just do it on one character and then get all the gear for the rest of the characters is what well you're doing it. Yeah exactly. Dylan Rainbow Gin. Who the heck is that? Is this Dylan Storm? Dylan is this your storm? He's offline. Was that your storm Dylan? No. Who's Dylan Rainbow Gin? The only thing I've ever seen that man's on. Ever. Crazy. He's like no give a lid off I just thought we could get an ice pip and a myth pip. Let's get a myth pip first. So many dots. All the dots. Every dot ever. And your storm has elegance, stitch, fear. Every single dot. All of them. Oh one down. Two down. No. Just one down. Wham. So many dots. Okay frozen armor. Cute. Cute. With either a stop Or astrology one there. So much damage. So much damage. Let's do this. J. Don't eat. J don't eat moment a few days ago you snug that. You're over mission 36. It's a very cool. Really, very cool. very very cool gin dude that did a lot holy moly yeah it got extra if he had dots on yeah well he's got some dots on dude he did have a couple he's got some dots on I'm just trying not to discard so much because I don't know how many cards we have yeah and what happens if we like run out of cards I don't think I will but what happens we do oh my gosh new balance fell gained a life but wow when you meet the criteria they're supposed to a lot yeah they do they do I was just trying to meet the criteria um don't want that what do you need do you need dots or something I don't know what's happening you don't know what's happening you just look at card read hieroglyphics and then I can't read I'm a literate fair enough fair enough oh show are mine but your shouts yeah yeah fair enough this is a red blood that what the heck red blood that can't hear you red blood that can't hurt you it doesn't exist also red blood that exists gives you a plus trap all right the shouts are mine mine mine he is cute nice heel blood this is very worth it very beneficial super beneficial and the Marley bone dog form one of the steel blades cards I called that my mind yeah I saw that I saw that when I was looking it's quite cool let's do ice it's getting nice well that's pippy I spit I need to get a shield on me but that's fine it's got a yoink it I know I need the car I had it and I discovered it because there was no shields off anywhere yeah and now they've got shields off so yeah nice Amanda oh my gosh this guy's gonna be dead we're gonna kill one of them yeah epic dog cool yeah I'm technically wearing him down bit by bit yeah with all of the dots that means just the dot the dot the dot lover lover of dots well I guess I can hit I'm just gonna dot him again yeah that would be good because I can use a spell that can use dots actually I need a show don't worry don't worry I'll cast it on someone else who has a shield this is not gonna do major damage but hey it's is fine it'll do a little bit a little bit of damage about it exactly just slowly killing them that didn't actually a lot of damage it wasn't a lot much holy moly holy moly holy moly what the heck I think that guy's gonna die I think so too me thinks he's dead me thinks he's very dead it's got like one more round I think so I think so we should probably start going for the guy who has the next most health I guess okay once that guy dies of course unless it's the monkey's done because he's the one that counts as possible so we should just save off until we know we don't need to play that makes sense who's the next healthiest 17,000 so yeah it'll be the dog burn the dog I burned the dog penguin might need like one more I feel cuz I don't think okay I'll do it next I just don't think that the thoughts are gonna kill him quite enough to blame look I can do this too you're proud of me I got yeah hi Shuei welcome how are you kablam I did so good wow look at me go look at me go I'm so good she may die next round you know he might die extra doing like 300 so maybe I think you should because he's only got a small amount of health small amount of health kablam blades so many blades dude yeah he should die okay let's see what this does I don't know what this is gonna do but we'll find out in the second whatever that's fine my brain mm-hmm plus 40% heel nice only nine rounds left in polymorph epic yikes this one we can just go back and then do the regular straight so it's fine you don't have to finish it in nine rounds it's just not I just mean it's it's already been that many rounds yeah yeah it take a while that's for sure yikes that's fine is fine is fine probably probably maybe yeah he'll die you will die hitting the dog right yeah I'll do it possibly a good hit if we can he's got dogs so yeah I can do a good hit next round probably if I get a myth that is if I get a myth that I can do it that would be cool would be very cool oof that was a good hit nice nice nice right he's dead think we know did lovely yay one down three to go one less guy we have to blast off well it's true we won't have to blast off it is it also was funny it was roar xD okay are you doing the faith in your age yeah I'll do that too okay sounds good that'd be that big money it would do big damage big damn damn it'll be great this is the first one I've gotten of these 2,700 eyes your mastery of magic won't save you I'm back to normal dude I'm me again are you jealous yeah I'm still just a little guy you are but I'm in I'm a I'm a normal dude dude I'm a normal dude oh my gosh you're normal as well oh my gosh excite now I have all these useless pepsi we can still use them for fire spells they're not exactly useless per se but they're just not necessary when one boss is dead you have a chance to get turned back okay that makes sense that makes sense right okay blast off time blast off straight time let's go I am slowly dying though which is not great plus we don't have as much resist anymore yeah I just need to shut up it then everything should be good hopefully maybe probably most likely yep pump pump pump pump pump enough monkey business exactly no more monkey business don't hit me I'm so small you just put on head a little guy in glasses he would he did what in fact had a little guy in glasses okay this man's will hit a little guy as well this is gonna do a lot of damage not quite not equate I could shut up that's cool I don't mind is so bad is okay I'm alive for a little bit so it's fine is fine well there's your heel gone at least you got a heel I didn't get a single heel in there yeah so that's lucky for you what's funny is your monkey rose fire damage to true true true true true true true true true very true that hurt that hurted that hurted me I'm just gonna blast off yep have fun 25% damage actually I'm gonna wait one I'm gonna wait long term two turns maybe I'm gonna blast off hopefully I don't die though hopefully I don't die I put up a frenzy I put up a frenzy and then I'll do it that's what I do frenzy could kill me but we're gonna do it anyway we're gonna do it anyway okay this shields oh my gosh oh my go shields galore okay what's your shed rating like put up a frenzy then I'll hit and then I'll try and blade up for another one I might die though but we'll see you're so silly haha haha I'll try not to do it I'll try not to die I can't promise anything though how many health are you oh okay I just realized yeah you can stream snipe me I can't stream snipe you but you can stream snipe me that's for sure okay I'm an 86 now okay so you're going up 20 so you may be able to have one next round maybe if not it will be the round after which is fine yeah that'll still be a detonate which is fine I love this strategy though this blast off raging bull strategy I think has actually come in clutch yeah I think honestly if we didn't have the strategy we would be kind of be failing a little bit more than we did personally yeah because we don't have high ps so the fact that you can get off most of the shields with one hit and then I can come in with a big like detonate hit is kind of nice is kind of nice that should kill all of them once they didn't add which is great I love this strat what do what do you guys think of the strat I think the strat the whole blast off then raging bull combo is like fantastic I think it is brilliant really really brilliant something that I never thought would actually ever I would do but it's cool because we get to use blast off which no one uses and you still get to use raging but what you love so that's the both worlds really shows the power fire exactly man exactly I'm gonna die yeah yeah I am I'm dead I'm dead dude I'm dead roar xt don't die I died I'm dead it's over oh god you're alive I'm gonna play and come back real quick okay okay you still didn't know oh my 88 it went up like 2% 2% X yeah hi that was how I didn't need a user reshuffle crazy really strategy really big brain strategies okay I'm back don't worry I got this come back hi how's it going oh just almost dying fair fair point me too sometimes me right now you're right now yeah yeah also in the same round though luckily we got him back what I'm gonna die it's okay if you die just fling come back easy clap easy clap I'm very much alive so you can play come back now what a nice guy very much dead just as well we died in different rounds BRB bestie okay if you insist if you would have fled well still more than didn't join same round you would have been in the form hi did you miss me I did I'm glad you're back yeah I felt really bad about like leaving yeah yeah I guess I think we're killing I think we're killing so I think the dog didn't ate now and it should kill goodbye goodbye and please kill yeah epic epic epic epic epic epic oh it just melts I have to say there's nothing most satisfying them sing I'm saying the um oh he just ate him oh my gosh I've seen enough hello penguin be careful don't get pulled in by the penguin use masterpiece to craft the tail one is the tail one the um the thingy the ice thingy that I got the what was it yeah what are the ears called this tail on the abstract aon is that that is that tier one aon okay cool yeah there's a sword I got the ice sword I got the nice right I'm listening to dialogue it is too much wizard your world has too many judgments too many contradictions everybody values good no one agrees on what it is just that their rivals aren't it bad actors pretend to be good to justify acts of evil all of them see me as a prize to be exploited not a friend to be included and I can't do it anymore I can't be everything I can't be part of and everything that seems poised to destroy itself I think I must accept what I truly am I am nothing and then nothing rejects the everything we we maybe right now all I care about is the mousse what's became of him what do you mean does I reject it us yes what does that mean precisely he can't just reject us no no he must be made to clarify return to the frame of mind and new vikorgia and demand answers dude just chill dude oh my gosh I can upgrade the bullman I upgraded my fire spell exciting are you jealous yeah that's pretty that's pretty definitive honestly do you need more but the devil just happened the bridges have changed perhaps the world spirit has rejected us is he becoming nothing again a black hole avoid right in the center of the spiral to such voids not hunger do they not consume everything wizard what did you say to him you took our bananas and steel you took the penguin's fish you've been convincing him to deny us this whole time indeed you've tried to discourage our occupations since this began now you've turned Darzine against us you must be made to hey I think it's working speak here no not with your mind use words whatever with it then they need you in the wizard is fleeing they won't get far you hear me wizard there is nowhere in this spiral you can run you and this time will pay for denying us you know I kind of see the whole villainy thing now this is great I kind of see it I kind of see it the turns of table we see I can boom Zander my beloved where for art though hello buddy no need to explain wizard I know what's happening in his fear and confusion Darzine is reverting to something safe and familiar his true form but while that form is safe to him to others it is a threat one they will seek to eliminate a war is brewing between the noble and the unknown one side blames you one side is shut you out yet you must reach Darzine before he acts rashly and the conflict becomes unstoppable there is only one place I know where his mental defenses may be circumvented a plane beyond the borders of reality dreams but to navigate this unseen wilderness you will need a guide for that I ask you smart to reach out to an old friend I believe you've met hello again wizard it is time to prepare once more for a journey into the strange and forgotten the wild and the perilous it is time we go to walleroo whoa very exciting we did it whoa epic walleroo finally I can't believe we're actually going to walleroo I thought they were tricking us the whole time we would never get there but we're doing it we're going to walleroo I'm so excited about that oh that'll be exciting we did it oh my gosh Sandhya goes back I kind of assumed he would be he seems way too knowledgeable of these sort of things to not be coming back yeah I'm assuming I think we're going to see Mallory again I think Mallory is going to come back as well personally because I feel like we kind of gonna do the same stuff as we did with Mallory and the astral plane but in like a more bigger scale I feel like that's what's gonna happen but yeah very exciting walleroo we did it I can't believe it man that was only eight and nearly nine hours under nine hours not too bad not too bad at all where the flip did Mallory go she's at Ravenwood she's studying at Ravenwood she's a life wizard in the Ravenwood so I'm feeling like we're gonna meet Mallory again she's gonna come on an adventure to walleroo with us it'll be great and cool and good and we will forgive Mallory for everything that she's done yeah yeah kind of a forgettable character yes Mallory yes Mallory forgettable character for sure definitely hundred percent guaranteed yep anyway that is where we're gonna end off for today I hope you enjoyed we've done it we've completed completed the world of Novis very cool very exciting we've got so many badges so many badges but yeah that is it I hope you enjoyed thank you for watching smash like subscribe this will be going up on the second channel as of tomorrow so yeah thank you for watching and as always remember to craft outside the box