 I'm attuning. I'm attuning. I'm attuning. I'm attuning. What is happening That's me a taxi me. I'm the tank. No, that's the wrong That's not what I meant whenever I said tank I take it. You've dispatched the breasts the Speaking of which you should speak with a smith over yonder Help a question Guys be honest with me Am I gonna talk to her the whole game because we got to change the voice if we do I thought this was gonna be like a one-time thing. She's a main character. Oh gosh. We're gonna have to give her a new voice I'm dying here, dude Speaking of which you should speak with the Smith over me under those lads always have some good advice for up-and-coming adventures Otherwise lads about it for me Well, I just quit smoking and let me tell you my voice has never felt better Yo, what the frick What is happening? What's going on? Is this a rave? What is happening here? What is happening? It's a rave. What is my dance and then I'll go do the next quest Look at the moves. Oh my gosh. There's so many there's more people spawning Everybody dance that people are going nuts Okay, it's game time. Let's let's let's play the game. Um Do diligence. Let's go here Okay Wyman would like to know what you think of olda don't do the side quests. Oh really you guys don't want to do side quests, okay? When I play wow, I just kind of pick up whatever quests I can So that's just how I'm used to like if I just pick up a quest a tune yourself to the aetherite found inside the city I'm gonna guess here the aetherite plaza Okay, hello aetherite big man. I'm attuning. I'm attuning. I'm attuning. I'm attuning. I'm attuning. I'm attuning Attuned complete you attuned to the aetherite. Nice. I thought I was on crystal. Shouldn't be crystalline Might you have come at the behest of miss Mamoti over the quicksand Excellent, which brings us to the matter of the attunement fee That will be 100,000 gil if you please sir Apologies But I do so relish the opportunity to make that jest The look on your face. It was absolutely priceless Ah But the fact that you are so easily deceived Suggest to me that you are unfamiliar with the use of aetherites allow me to explain these crystalline agglomerations tap into a theory of energies and Are primarily used as a means to travel swiftly from one place to another Given that there is an aetherite in almost every corner of Eorzea Any adventurer with a mind to explore the realm will wish to seek out and attune himself to each and every one You attune with the aetherite and you are now able to use the return spell This is something I kind of don't like about retail. Wow, but I think maybe I'm just wrong. I don't like that like you're forced to Do certain quests in order to like progress and actually like get stuff done in the game the entire game is gated by Quests. Yeah, but I also think I think that makes it feel more like a single-player game to me and to be fair That was what sold me on on finally giving Final Fantasy 14 a try was I want to play it like a single-player game. Okay, um So I want to go here I'm gonna go here visit the gladiators guild. Oh that that is the quest. Okay. That's what I thought Lulutsu Really really? What kind of a name is this dude? Okay It's over my head. So it just looks like that's my name. Can I can I move my camera? Okay? I'll move it here. Welcome to the gladiators guild friend. Tell me are you new to the thrills of Mortal Kombat? Well, whether you are or not You're new to us if you would like to take your place in these hallowed halls You must be willing and ready to undergo the most rigorous training You must endure cuts and bruises beyond counting think of it Think of your legacy and if your soul stirs join us Well, maybe I will See this guy's directing traffic like everybody. Please leave the building. We are closed for the night. Please leave the building What will it be? Will you rise above the masses and ascribe your name in legend or will you resign yourself to mediocrity and dying of security? Okay, one moment make way for S-Fan television fresh meat coming through what what? Way of the gladiator. I I heard Lulutsu. So your S-Fan television Tis a good strong name on behalf of the gladiators guild allow me to welcome you. I am Mila guild master here Just outside the gates of old ah, you'll find plenty of marmots hornets and shrews Slay three of each and he returned here when you are finished a simple task But essential to your training nonetheless now go I'm not even angry Okay, so there's people they feel just like sitting in town just playing music all day Wrong way. No, listen is what you guys got to learn when you're here when you're in this dream You got to do things a long way. Okay as how we do things we do things a long way every single time wait pugilist guild Wait, am I going the wrong way? Why don't anybody tell me I'm going the wrong way How was your tour of the city S-Fan get lost did you? No, ah, well old dies a big place with lots to say and do but wandering around aimlessly don't pay the bills This question all class and jobs. Oh, I have to be level four. Okay. Okay. I heard it hands up Let's go out here. Okay. Oh, I went to the wrong section so I can leap through here and out there Okay, right click on a target to switch to active mode and ready auto attack. Okay? Okay, so I won't kill that one because they killed it already. I can just right click to attack fast blade Okay, so I can just spam this Fighter flight ability increases physical damage dealt by 25% so I would go buff myself and then do big dips. Okay Nice. I'm a pro We already leveled. What is this riot blade? I'm trying to make my keybinds match my wow keybinds as much as possible To where I don't like forget how to play ret paladin crusader strikes ma'am crusader strike crusader strike Seal blood. Do I have mana? Do I have like any sort of resource? Oh MP? Oh, but this doesn't use any of my resources. Okay Journal so do we go back now? I think report to Mila Okay, let's go back. Oh, I can just return. I'm gonna heart. Here's the UI to classic That's why it's blue. Yeah, I changed the UI to classic because it reminded me of Final Fantasy 7 and it made me happy Welcome back as fans. I take it you've dispatched the breast the beast Okay, uh, uh, okay, I've taken you've dispatched I've taken you've dispatched the best the beast If you wish to master the sword you must test yourself with a wide variety of foes This end I present you with the hunting log your training under me shall continue once the chat this back Jesus Christ The half sits so snugly in your hand The shafts My gosh Then you can't imagine holding on else until then as fan Jesus. This is so bad. How? You slayed the breasts while the shaft fits snugly in your hand cap of HD I take it you and your sword have become better acquainted Then I will now instruct you on another fundamental aspect of what it means to be a gladiator as gladiators We are trained to engage enemies at close range Weathering their attacks as we deliver our own However, there are times when we must do battle alongside allies whose talents are not the same as ours In such a situation your role is not to slay the enemy in front of you But rather to defend the man beside you you must learn to draw the enemy's attention to yourself and to trust your Constitution to endure in doing so your print you protect your weaker comrades who would otherwise perish All right But So tell the marauders outside the quicksand to face slash me Is that how you taunt you'd slash me him? Wait, this is a level five quest. What level am I? Oh, I'm level five Oh the hell you won't just don't concern you bugger off Okay, really dude like a pirate the marauders would be like pirates. Yeah. Yeah Oh You know your friends your friend here that's well damn cheat things. You can charge us more cuz we're foreigners But he'll get his own back mark me words Okay, one out of four just who the hell's do you think you're speaking to maggot? I'm formal the driven and me and me bloody marauders have been reaving so long Mother scare their children with tales about us Don't believe me words, then I'll let me acts do the talking. Oh Frick This is lively even for quicksand you two don't put on self-orse then unless you want me to spit your a skull with me acts you better That's so could it be frenzy, but only the sword of gnarled would Bloody hell's it's you you know I've never been one to stand back and watch mind if I joined the fun Begging your pardon said they always do that Looks like it's just you and me Standing up at that loman sign was quite brave of you quite foolish, too I think like you gladiator on my name is Aldous and I'd buy you a drink But I'm afraid I just spent the last of my coin. I used to be a young gladiator like you back then Now hardly concerns you these days. I'm just an explorer the unexplored the seeker of as yet unknown Experiences now if you'll excuse me. I got to thank me as gift for the raid Miss gift. Thank you for the raid brother. I appreciate that. Howdy y'all my name's Aldous And I'm voiced by a spand that's been miss went to the milk party. What's the milk party? I'm there's a milk party going on in here. Actually. It's a gilf party I think in anime all of these people are like 10,000 years old or something. I don't understand. I Swear if I hadn't seen Aldous with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it was him Everyone here thought he died years ago. Well young Lin. How are you finding our fine old dog and you got your parents about you yet? If so may happen time you venture beyond the city walls bustling streets of Aldar one thing But the wilds of Thanalan. That's another all together caravan sack interacting interacting interacting Concoction of me. What is this? Oh my god? Wait, why is it attacking them attack me attack me? I'm the tank Yo taunt. No, that's the wrong That's not what I meant whenever I said tank fate joined wait. Who's fate fate is a short of Full active time event these public quests occur periodically in real time. Okay, so it's like a world quest. Okay a young From a prestigious family has run away from home and been ordered to see to her safe return And should we allow her to come to any harm not even a hundred beheadings would be punishment enough That cannot happen as planned. It must not I need you to help me find her Okay Praise the 12. I knew I could count on you Okay Search for la lira near the Sultan tree. What did Lala fell? Is that a little girl you're about to enter an instance battle Level sink is in effect. You're above the maximum allowed level. We sink this follows. Okay Wait, I'm over level already wait. That's not what she's supposed to sound like Give my selfish desire to assure your welfare It isn't safe for anyone not with this aetheric disturbance It's as though the dead are watching us must be the one the Papa Sean mentioned congratulations on finding our elusive young charge You should return with us the station master will be eager to thank lady lily rose protector in person That was me. I didn't master will have to wait alas All right is game time duty commenced Wait, okay. How long was this rampart? Okay, I'm rotating I'm rotating fast blade fast blade riot blade My fast blade crit with 32 damage right blade 36 fast blade Lovely it brought friends. All right. Good thing. I know something called aoe damage Boom look at my totally clips Hey, we I'm aoe. I'm aoe. I'm aoe whirlwind Did you put yourself in the game do the actually facial facial recognition to me? Oh frick what's this? No, no, we'll stay here. Let's go here. No, we'll do this one. We'll do this one. We'll do this one hear feel think angel them Crystal bearer crystal meth Thanks for the awesome stream. Thanks dude. I hope you have a good night too, man. I am hiding All A light there once was that shone throughout this realm Yet it has since grown dim and as it has faltered So has darkness risen up in its stead Pressuring in the end to life For the sake of all I beseech they Deliver us from this fate The power to banish the darkness Dwelleth in the crystals of light Journey forth and lay claim to them DOOM DOOM only bleep with a light to live in my heart Is this that blue meth from Breaking Bad? And shine my light on all creation You're such a professionalist man. It's fun to watch you. Yeah, I don't know about all that, but thank you Thanks, man