 Old people whether you like it or not they exist I found a Wonderful subreddit the other day, and I said hey this is a good thing to make a video on it's called r slash old people Facebook or cracker bargle Well, I love that corn is just the fucking banner it is a wonderful subreddit filled with old people Being old people I was thinking about this yesterday because or not yesterday the other day because me can I were talking about next door? I don't know if you guys know what next door is, but next door is an app where you can sort of like log in to Basically like your neighborhood. It's kind of like Facebook, but only for your surrounding area of like your Neighborhood and so most of the time people use it like you know if they Got their you know car broken into or maybe they like saw some wildlife And they wanted to warn people that like oh there's a bear or something like that shit like that but it's mostly just old people complaining about shit and so Maybe I'll do a video as well on like next door stuff, but Any who I thought we would check out old people Facebook and see what these old people are on about huh Just wanted to know if anyone in the neighborhood can hem pants. I would need them back by tomorrow evening. Yes I am too anxious to ask my neighbors to do anything At all and I really like my neighbors a lot. I really like my neighbors a lot I did actually when I first moved in here I did actually ask my neighbor for something and I Really took a lot for me to muster the courage because I didn't have a ratchet set and I was like I needed to mount a TV and I needed a ratchet set and I I Did I I don't know why I didn't just go buy one, but I was like oh I bet my neighbor has one That I can just borrow because I don't really And I mustered up the courage and I and I did it Sick think I got you'd stroke and was left abandoned with the graduation thing Let's do top of this month my granny died a year and a half ago I'm so happy. She had a Facebook so I can look back finally at her photo albums. Here's my favorite guys I would love to bring home Oh It's so good before calculators people used in pencil Van Morrison is playing Liverpool fill in feb who wants to go our mat used to our mat used to sing Brown-eyed girl to me even though I have green eyes lol I'm so sorry. What happened? That's the spirit la la la you my liver complications So good, that's so good. I do love that sometimes old people on social media Don't understand that Responding to a public post if you respond to it. That's not a dm They probably thought that but you know looking good you virginity RV life and freedom rock Oh, yeah, and dogs. Good. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no stop stop stop Thank you. Alexandra started Doing a search for things about virginity and RV life I Can't say her name fully her shortened name I'm on a roll this afternoon got a spam color that wasn't a robo collar some poor guy introduced himself I wanted to talk to me about my automobile insurance rates the conversation went something like this. Good evening, sir My name is my son just died Why why do you keep talking about dead people on public posts? Just don't do call them on my local news page The post was about a coach preying on the high school football field. We never hear about your wife anymore Very insightful either. Oh No sleep tonight then Is I'm confused about what this is about it's hot in your room or It's hot in your room Maybe it's your birthday, you know all the best today. I'll be thinking if you Please My grandson is supposed to be having a job interview is he there I feel as we hope your grandson did well He didn't go. He was busy catching those pokey bugs on this phone very upset with him Since July It's good Foldable Bluetooth keyboard is this item still available. Yeah, it's got your message. Does it work? Yeah, I no longer have a practical use for it. Is it loud? No, it's a membrane keyboard Oh, never mind. You want a loud keyboard? Why you have one and how much all I have is 20. Is it Bluetooth? Yes, it's a Bluetooth keyboard How much? Oh my god It's said there twenty dollars Is it wireless? Can you send me a pic? It's twenty dollars. Yes, it's wireless Does it work with phone tablets and computers? The pics are in the item gallery What is the gray one the same keyboard folded? Do you have to use the keyboard? Can you use it as a speaker? It's just a keyboard. Never mind. I'm looking for a Bluetooth speaker It's so good I love that. It's honestly amazing how much more I enjoy doing the dishes when I have two essays to do on Monday And if you don't do the essays, you may be able to make a career out of it. Love you. Hell. Yeah, grandma. Get him Granny granny group. Do you want this bowl? That's such a funny way to ask someone a question That's so funny Six year old co-worker has been texting me every day wherever you are. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning Good morning. Good morning. Good morning No, oh no, oh no Okay My grandmother's comment on my photo of me in my 15 year old cat Your pussy is only 50 Oh No No grandma grandma. No grandma grandma. Please Oh, no It's great sadness in my heart that my 49 year old sunshade died this morning. That is all laughing emojis Why They should break an age barrier for These kind of posts where facebook locks you out of it as soon as you hit like 55 Oh, no, oh no two beds one bath house. Good evening. Is this available? Yes, it is. Please leave me alone We are sleeping no more god Please thanks appreciate you contacted me. I know I love I no longer interested. Please stop contacting me now I will stop attorney general if you do not stop I will contact attorney general if you do not stop It's good facebook. Please put pictures from christmas on here Grandma, what are you talking about? I'm trying to put the pictures from christmas on the facebook But it won't work. You're trying to command it like a robot your grandfather told me to try Just putting up a post facebook. Please put pictures from christmas on here. Don't freaking walk Might be fun to walk in the snow though. That's the other it's fine. You will get wet. I've got jackets. I called mister uber These are all so wholesome. I love these. Oh, it's another facebook marketplace It's a dish rack. I'm interested great. When do you want it? What are you interested in? You message me saying you wanted the dish rack. It's 10 bucks. Do you want it? That's on my rack. Sorry I'm selling the dish rack. You message me saying you're interested in buying It's like that thing from spongebob when patrick and uh In man rare are like this must be your wallet My mom had this printed What the fuck Why? It's just taking screenshots of your own wallpaper and then printing it. That's so good Oh my god It goes forever and ever and ever just checking the weather Oh, no, boostains google rug stains. How do you clean boostains from a rug? Fuck. Oh, it's so unfortunate So nice, bro. We should get some business bitches over. Tony. Is this your place? If so grandma will come and clean and give you furniture. I have nothing else to do That's that's so nice though. Just wants to help Please help me. I'm in longitude zero and latitude zero. Please help me Oh grandma, maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken Maybe it's about starting over creating something better And that's why you have a younger sister. Fuck God, you got roasted dude. Oh New Zealand police. What are you? What are you doing? We have to tell someone their family member has died in a crash. This is the worst. Yeah, it's probably worse for them Who's running that I need to go get my hair colored. I'm going to be uh a brunette soon I'm more concerned about the drones casting firebombs down from drones over the columbia valley and North west north north west new new northwest Yeah, and burning our caged our aged old forest in the mountain side will be bald and the enemy enters the u.s To consume our country. Yeah me too. Donna. Sure Keep yourself safe I also love that when old people are like, I'll just make anything an acronym even if it's not Commonly I'll just you know, you should know what it means Bryce miss you and love you so much. I can't wait to see you this weekend. I have money for you I met these pretty Jewish girls and I told them that you're circumcised and they loved it Just imagine beautiful Jewish Catholic babies is what Jesus would have wanted forgiveness. Love you miss you I told them that you're circumcised and they loved it Carl This is so true Me showing a random video from the internet. Is this someone you know? Uh, yep sure Happy birthday. I happy birthday, Lindsay and many more returns. I miss you You are special person. Love truck. No truck. No truck truck Oh, no, let me compliment my profile pics Oh Profile picture you have is amazing. I came out so amazing. Why thank you for the compliment Ah What am I doing right now? I'm not providing any kind of commentary. I'm I'm just reading the post and giggling I mean Pick them up and throw them back to where they came from don't eat too much pizza Lasagna and get bloated with gas That's it. Catch the ISIS rats and squeeze the cheese rotten gases to the point of Lifeless Margaret what the hell So it's national coming out day. So this year I've discovered I'm happy pan or at least I'm not as straight as I imagined And that's okay. Still trying to figure out Still trying to figure it out Uh and all but it's an interesting journey Not something I thought I'd learned at 28 years old but better late than never Pan is awesome to love all is a gift Alice Good for you. Next time we talk, please explain I So funny Oh, this is not google my bad Search this is not the goggle Search google for apples Thank you love grandpa One star Some people do when they're older just go and yelp and give reviews for places they've never been 69 it's a bad y'all should try it sometime Is that a way of saying you're 69 today? If so, happy birthday from Linda and me. Happy birthday Oh boy. Oh boy Got married. Please don't share your personal problems here Just I love you too. Look at you with all your fancy phone tricks accident. Good night Magic octopus, that's just so fucking funny. Oh, man So good All right, I'm ending this here I hope this video recorded okay because I'm doing a new recording set up and we'll see what happens But that was r slash old people facebook and that was so fucking funny God that was good good good So thank you guys so much for watching Uh, you know leave me some leave me some old people facebook comments down below comment As if you were an old person, you know And if you leave those comments, then i'll know that you actually watched the whole video, you know And I will go hey That there's a good person So thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all stay cranky. Bye