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Yeah, man. You guys show us this weekend? I'm taking this weekend just in the city. What is last weekend? Yeah, I was in Montreal. Oh, really? I went to Thomas for my girl's friend's wedding and then I flew to Montreal, which is a phenomenal city. I should go to Montreal. Have you spent time in Montreal? No, I've been to Vancouver and Toronto. Take your wife to Montreal. Really? Yeah, it's like, you know how there's few unique cities in the world? And meaning like you go to New Orleans and you're like, oh, this is fire. Yeah, everybody naked. You guys have spent time in New Orleans. Yeah. I wonder if people just walking around naked and it was like a normal thing. It was just so unique and like random kind of cool and funky. That is Montreal, not necessarily of titties, but it's like this European city like within Canada. People are speaking French and shit. There's all different accents. The food is really interesting. Yeah, we were in Montreal then. I know we were somewhere in Montreal where a lot of people spoke French. In Canada. We were somewhere in Canada where a lot of people spoke French. You said Montreal. Oh yeah, somewhere in Canada. That was a wee wee place? Huh? Wee wee. What did you talk about? Like that's how they talk, wee wee. Yeah. Could we talk about dicks? I don't know. No, man. How do you put those together? Yes, yes, yes, yes. But I remember when we was that day was telling me about Charlemagne and Charlemagne was a leader in the Haitian Revolution. Okay, I do remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they were telling me. It was like Charlemagne was a general. He was a leader in the Haitian Revolution. They were asking me, is that how I got my name? And I was like, uh... Yeah. The European one, sorry. But I will take that one. Okay. You gotta say your names after the black guy. Yes, definitely. Yeah, that's way better. How about you, man? How was your weekend? Weekend was good, man. Friday, uh, Friday I was in Harlem at the Wagner Projects. My guy, Robert Smith, Luther Robert Smith, Robert Smith is the richest black man in America. Sorry for all of y'all who think it's Kanye West, but Robert Smith is the richest black man in America. But the reason I like Robert is because he's one of those people who's always using his resources for good. And he does it not expecting any fanfare. I mean, we've been rich that long. Yeah, that's nothing to you. You've been pouring into so many people and so many things for so long, people don't even know what it is you're doing at that level. So he actually launched the Robert F. Smith mobile prostate screening facility. Which is great. So basically a prostate screening facility you don't want to... In Harlem? Yeah. Hey, yo. Oh, that's right. Yo, Robert Smith is brave, if you hear about how it is. He was in Harlem. Yo, the funny part, when I posted the pictures online, the comments is like, Oh, the finger mobile? Can't you do that? They was like, oh, y'all got the finger on a wheelstrap? That's why he's doing this amazing. Exactly. But Harlem's the best, bro. But it was me, Steve Harvey, Sadri Denetana, Chris Tucker. Oh, sick. Yeah. And the thing about it, though, you don't have to get finger. Amen. It starts with blood first. Yes. So it starts with your blood test. Okay. And if something... I can't remember the exact term. But if something is off, then it's too high. Then they take it to the next level. Yeah. And then what comes after finger? No more finger, just blood. Oh, okay. So he's amazing. Yeah. So I mean, you know, you got to really trust your doctor, because what if your doctor thinks you're cute? I'm just saying. But hold on. It's about the blood test, man. It's about the finger. But no, it's the blood. It's something in your blood. It's about the finger. He's looking up and down here. His blood don't look right at all. But no, then froth day screen is real, man. You know... Did you get one? No, not yet. I'm getting one. No, I'm actually... I was trying to wait till 45. That's what they said. Why wait? Exactly. Yeah. I'm going to just go ahead and do it. You think you have blood on the finger when the guys do it? Depends if they cut their nails. I don't know how deep they go. I can care less, though. You can finger me all day if it's going to save my life. Can you? Yes. What if you're falling off a building and someone just grabs you by your ass? Oh, thank you. Thank you. Make sure you put that thumb way up in that motherfucker. I got you. Drip that. Drip that. Would be with my G-spot. Whatever makes you look like I'm in America 5. Bring me back. Yes. God, I'll sniff his thumb after that. If you stay in my life, I'm about to fall off a building. You wouldn't do that. Is there things that happen to you you don't care about living on hell? Hell no. Huh? There's certain things that happen. You're falling off a building and someone grabs you by your ass. No, I'm just saying, if somebody put... Like, usually, say if I heard a crazy clip that is like... All right. How about this? Let's say you're falling off a building, right? And the person, right? It's almost like some Spider-Man shit. Three people are falling off a building, right? The person grabs one person with one arm, grabs the other person with one arm, right? You fall off. You just happen to be naked. I'm running away from smashing my wife or something. No, no, no. Yeah, you were doing that, yeah. But then he grabs you by your dick. How? He got two hands like this. Exactly. And then he keeps those people. He has to use his mouth. That's right, that's right. He has to use his mouth. Would you allow that to stay alive? And would you try to stay harder so that he has a better grip? You know what? Jesus always come through a mysterious time. He works in mysterious ways. He do. With a mysterious mouse. The word coming out the mouth. That's right. The word will come out. His mouth will be full. I don't get it. There's nobody on this planet that committed to homophobia. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's nobody on the planet that committed to homophobia. What do you mean? So if somebody says. Great second question. So you're telling me right now, somebody say to stay alive, somebody got to smash you. You want to feel like you already did? That's a basic scenario. That's crazy. We're not talking about. We're not. We're talking about just saving your life by sucking your dick. He's got two packs in his hand. And only thing can do it is his mouth. Yeah. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's unbelievable. That's right. Who is this guy? He's a different level superhero. You know what I mean? Marvel wants more inclusivity. He's a different type of hero. My arm longer. You know, but he grabbed other people with these arms and he has a crazy long tongue. He could, like a frog. He goes there, wraps it around your dick, and then just hangs you off the side of the building. I like this. You know what? Whatever guy want me to do at that time is this. That's right. That's a hard vision. I wish I could draw. Imagine wax, big black ass hanging from somebody's tongue. None of y'all draw that shit in here. What's the deal with it? What's the deal with it? Can they always do it so? What's the deal with him? Ex-man, the frog. Frogger, right? Isn't it frog? Is somebody toad? Toad. Somebody draw toad with his tongue wrapped around wax his dick, holding him from falling off a building. To save your life so you could be with your loved ones. I respect that. Yeah. The moral of the story is go get your prostate checked, people. OK? Yeah. That's really the moral of the story. Go get your prostate checked. So what are you saying now? It said 43. It used to be 50, but they reduced the age to 45. I don't think a lot of people know that. Why? They did. They didn't do good job marketing it. Because it's been 50 for so long. You don't know why they reduced it to 45. Oh, because people are getting it earlier. Black, you're more prone to get it. Like, I mean, our good friend in Combat Jack got it. But today, Combat got it. I mean, well, by the time he caught it, he was 47. Oh, yeah, yeah. You stayed for about in, right? Yeah. He might have had it for a couple years. I only got to get that shit now. What you think is the fool? Maybe. I don't know what it is, man. Look at Chadwick Boseman. You know what I'm saying? He died of prostate cancer. That shit is real and it's so preventable. So for me, it's just like, OK, if I got to go, be uncomfortable, get a finger in my butt, but whatever it is, I'm going to do it. To stay alive for like 30, 40 years? What about the stuff they put the water? What does the figure do? Why can't they just look in there? Why can't I just hold my tears? What about the fucking camera? Didn't you see more than the camera? There's a way something's going in your ass. Yeah, but what is different than a guy just serving in here? I can care less than you should. It's like on GYN, girls that aren't lesbians go with the GYN prize all in the vagina. What do you mean girls that aren't lesbians? Lesbians do it, too. That's true. What do you know what I mean? Girls who don't like girls playing and they stuff go to the GYN. Yeah. Well, the girls are OK. Girls, they're getting around each other. It's different. I think it's context to gay, bro. It's what? It's context to gay. Yes, of course. So if I'm at the doctor getting my prostate checked, there's nothing gay about it. No, there's nothing gay. What do we talk about? No, you just feel violent, period. I will. I feel free. And I'll tell the world, hey, man, I just got my prostate checked. Would you hold your own legs up? If I had you. Would you say, hands on the knees, on the knees, on the thighs? That's it. No, I got to put that on the blue con. Hands up on your back down low, now. Hot, throttle it to the flow. What is going on? I'm trying not to do it. That's what happens when the booty wagon comes around hard enough. That's definitely a big booty wagon, too. Now, he got my tumble on the side. Doing this shit? No. Really? Stop fucking around, you ain't. You ain't. He got TVs in there, though. You going to be comfortable. No, you do got TVs. You do got TVs. Yo, I like it when rich people try to get into how many lives can we save contests. That's what they're here for. Yeah, you got all the money in the world. You can get more money, but at what point does it really change your life? And you're like, wait a minute. I could use this to look. You're almost like trying to be an angel. How many people you think that he'll save their lives with the booty mobile? A lot. A lot. Because it makes it easier. A lot of people don't like to go to the doctor, so when you pull up to them, they'll go motherfucking. They got to have a dude just standing right outside going A-yo. And when every person comes out. A-yo. A-yo. A-yo. Thank you for getting checked. A-yo. Thank you for getting checked. A-yo. You're next. Paul. A-yo. Thank you. The A-yo mobile. You're going to have a guy right there. It's called the pause mobile. Oh, man. Pause mobile. It's so funny. We need spider cubs. You know spider cubs? Oh, the address is in the spider message. Yeah, we need spider cubs. You don't remember spider cubs from the skates. We'll drop that this week, but we need him right outside. That's the first thing Steve said. What he said? The first thing Steve said was, look here now, he said, we got to have the language, man, because you know, it's the finger. Are people scared of that finger? We are, man. You know? And Steve has had several, you know, across the experience, but he understands, yes, people are afraid of that uncomfortable position, but I'd rather be uncomfortable than be dead for something that I can prevent. He said you have to bend over. I don't know. I don't know how you do it. It's either legs up or bent over. It don't matter though. Legs up is wild. Bend over, wow. Nah, bent over, you're trying your sneaker. Shake down that stuff, man. Shake down that stuff. Shake down that stuff. You bend over so many more times in life than you stick your legs up in the air. That's right. Like, yeah. That's right. Come on, bro. This shit right here, you going to do that? And let him in. Eye contact? You got to see him in the face? You going to do eye contact while I do fingers you, bro? I want that somebody like punch the fucking doctor after they did. Yeah, because they didn't know what they're going in for. They didn't know it. They didn't know it. He's doing fingers. You have to go eye contact. I wish every man in the world heard Ayo and they bend over. Just so they know how regular they bend over. Every time they bend over. Ayo. He's going to step right down. He's going to step right down. Yo, that'd be a funny episode. The guy standing right outside going, Ayo is so funny, dude. Oh, that's a laugh. You know how many people probably went in there and about to get it done like, nah, next time. I'm not doing next time. I can't. I do it again. There's no way I'm doing the first time. I'm just going to take me like... Look at the digital rectal exam. Oh, digital meaning your fingers. I'm thinking some fucking internet shit. Yeah. Fuck the internet shit. What's your fucking ass? I'm not here to drink. Fuck the internet shit. What is the digital rectal exam? I don't know. Yo, look at them gloves. They're some different gloves. Man. Oh, that's just like a Kalanik. Yeah, I don't know about all that. I'm all on, man. I feel weird. Man, you rather than die. No, I'm not about dying. Yeah, yeah. Hold on. You got all this fucking other technology. You got fucking phones that I could get some. Look, look, look. He's getting in there. I'd rather get some. That's right. That's right. Put the little girl on. That's right. Let's go, baby. Old fashion. No. That's right. Who are the people that's doing it? Doctors. Okay. People that you need to go see on a regular basis. That ain't much, man. Get in there. Get in there. Oh, no. He's still going. Oh, shit. Oh, he's trying to touch wall. Easy. Easy. Easy. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. He going too much. That's a tickle. That's a tickle. I like that. I like that. Okay. I'm doing it. That tickle is crazy. That's the hell of a tickle. I'm getting bricked up right now. What is that right there? Does that mean something? What do you mean? What does that mean? He was too gentle with that. Yank it out quick, fam. You know the most embarrassing thing? You know the most embarrassing thing? Getting wiped. No. Not getting wiped. No. That is embarrassing too. Yo, come on. Imagine it. You can't let another man wipe you. No, put your hand out of it. It would be wild. When he pulled in the glove out, he got mad shit on his fingers when he grabbed two wipes. No. And he wiped you a lot. God, thank you. You got to wipe yourself before you go get some rectal. How do you feel when you get out of it? I need to talk to these guys. Healthy. Yeah, you do feel healthy. Healthy. You better go get your prostate checked. You know what I know. Fuck that. Yeah. Healthy. Can we videotape you getting your prostate checked? No. Prostate. You got your stomach, the water. What? The colonic. I mean, not the colonic. Hydra colonic. No, the other. Oh, yeah, the colonic. Yeah, yeah. I don't want it all. Tony, you want liquid inside you in your butt? You want... They're saying that prevents stuff. That's gay or famine. It's like someone nutting you. Best release. No, no, no. Chill. No, no, no. That's wild gay. Someone insert some shit in there. Do you never want to do it? Then they say you got plenty. I did it, bro. I had mad colonics. I got like six of them because they told me I had to go in the road. I see this. This is crazy. Look at them. Look at them. The best release ever. Because she had the toilet right next to the place. So after she does it. Oh, my God. You just going in. She had the squatty potty where you had to put your legs up like that. Yeah, yeah. Dump. Big dump. Love it. Amazing. You ever sit in a jacuzzi and you just put your butt hole over the jet? Never. All right. Yeah. Sometimes you got to do the hydra with a colonic. Put your hands up or your ass down low. Drop it. Drop in the jacuzzi, dropping that shit in front of the goddamn. That's your mama care, bro. Probably why I never got it. You must have some fancy insurance up. All right. Listen, I want to talk about, I do want to talk. I want to have a continuation of a conversation we had last week because we didn't really dive in depth. But I saw a coach in Millennium post about it. Okay. And it was just a brief mention. And we were talking about Chris Rock. And I said, Chris Rock is better at stand-up than Dave. And coach in Millennium posted it. And I sued the coach in Millennium. They posted a lot of brilliant videos and stuff. And I saw mad people in the comments acting like what I said was insane. But then I had to take a step back and I realized it's a different generation. It's the same generation that will say Kodak Black, who I love, is better than Jay-Z. Or Jay-Z. Any of them. You know what I mean? Matter of opinion. Yeah. You know what I'm saying too. When it comes to things like stand-up, the reason it's not a matter of generational opinion is because these people are all over 50 years old. And these people all have years of catalog, right? Simply saying. Because I saw all the people in the comments saying stuff like Dave Chappelle's got the TV show. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about that stage. I'm talking about the art of stand-up. Dave Chappelle does not have a better catalog than Chris Rock. Yeah. I also think you prefer the style of stand-up that Chris Rock does. Absolutely. And the style of stand-up that Dave does is a little bit different. He does incorporate a lot of stories. I mean, they're both brilliant, right? We're like splitting hairs here. Like if somebody came up to you and they were like, Are we? Yeah. Which stand-up are we? It depends on what you like. If somebody came up to me and they're like, Dave Chappelle's my favorite. I'm not saying that they're an idiot for that. I completely understand. I love Dave. He's incredible. Yes. Stylistically, my favorite is Patrice. I came into the game really through Chris. You know, Patrice was Chris' guy, too. Yeah, of course. Patrice was everybody's guy. I forgot what interview it was. Chris was like, if Patrice was still alive, we'd all be working for Patrice. Patrice is everybody's guy. If you really love stand-up, Patrice is your guy. But the thing that Chris does is, Chris really thinks in bits. And like, you're so natural and conversational, but I've known you for so long. Your brain works in bits. And you really love the ideas and interesting kind of devil's advocate point of view and that kind of stuff. So I think you really relate to Chris in the same way. I really relate to Chris. A lot of people relate to him. Obviously, Dave recently has so much more cultural connectivity. It's been a while since Chris dropped the special where we were all like, oh my god, every fucking joke is straight haymaker. When we were growing up and we saw the bigger and blacker, we saw it bringing a pain. Killing the messenger and never scared. Like this guy was just on a fucking tear. And maybe this is the impetus for him getting back on his shit. By the way, I love tambourine, especially the extended cut. Interesting. Called Total Blackout. And I re-watched it this weekend. I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. Really? Oh man, I re-watched it this weekend because what you said is exactly what I know. I'm like, they've seen more of Dave in recent time. And Dave dominates the headlines, right? But Dave will tell you, he feels like Chris Rock is better. Is that right? He said it, but then Chris will say, nah, Dave is better. Chris will say Dave is better. You know what I mean? They have a lot of mutual respect this season. As they should. As they should. I like Sticks and Stones better than Dave's last special. And I do have maybe Sticks and Stones slightly over tambourine. Interesting. But when we're talking about Total Stand-Up Catalog that still holds up, it's not even close. Just go watch Kill the Messenger. Go watch Bring the Pain. Go watch Never Scared. I think if you look at the first two hours of Dave there. Killing me softly? Killing me softly and for what it's worth are truly incredible. I don't think killing me softly is better than bringing the pain. Bringing the pain is really tough for anybody to be bringing pain. It's one of the best comedy specials in history. And I really think, I hope that people go back and watch it, especially generations now that aren't even familiar with that. Like early Chris Rock. Yes. Because it was like, he was on a warpath. Like a warpath, dude. And that's why we're not going to allow Chris to be reduced to what happened with Oscar. Of course. You know what I'm saying? Of course. And I think a lot of that factors in it too, sadly. That's just the era that we're in. We're in an era where people care about everything except for what you actually do. Yeah, 100%. I think if you like blunt in your face comedy, you probably like Chris more. If you're into these brilliantly crafted stories and hidden meaning that comes out as well, then you're going to like Dave. And I can see how Dave has more of like a universal appeal because he can bake in like the thoughtful idea into something that's a little bit more like cartoonish. It's like one of the reasons why the sketch show did so well, because it's like the sketch allows you to be playful about something really serious. But don't worry about it. Whereas Chris is like, the first lady should be the first woman on her knees sucking a dick. Because of New York, it's like, that's how we talk. That's how we think. Relatable shit. It is what it is. And I'm sure the Northeast kind of like that. I don't know exactly down south if you guys. It was because that warped my perception. Of what? Of women. Because in my mind, I was like, that's right. I cheat because of you. Because of you? Because of what you're not doing. Exactly. When I heard that back in there, I was like, I wasn't Hillary, but then I was thinking like, she's busy too though. She got to give tours and shit. He does deserve some head everyone's talking about. In my mind when I was young that's what I thought. I thought now. See what he does? See what he does? Jesus. I just heard him yell out a form of currency. I heard him yell out a dollar or about it. I don't know what you're talking about. That's crack rock price. That's crack rock price. That's the price of crack rock down south. When you addicted, you addicted, bro. You addicted. That is the price of crack rock down south. All right. What is this? Louis C.K. when draws criticism? He wanted the Grammy for best album. He did? Yeah, for best comedy album. Man, I missed that one. Obviously some people are going to be critical of it, but what I think this is a very interesting moment because it's almost like, is he back in now? A lot of times the industry uses these award shows to let you know who are the future, who is no longer around. You stop getting invited to the Grammys and Oscars. That's an airway of going like, you ain't got it no more. Right? But if they think that you're going to be the future, then maybe you win the award. Maybe you're part of it. So this is really cool. They're like, yo, let's... Louis back in. Was he ever out? Oh, yeah. They canceled. I mean, he probably, he lost tens of millions of dollars, dude. They lost so many opportunities. He had a whole movie ready to go. They canceled that shit. Like he do a smux of mud? No. That's interesting. I didn't even know he had a project out there that was nominated for anything. Yeah, he put out his special on his own platform. Like he's been doing? Yeah, like he's been doing. And then he also put out obviously the audio for it, and then the Grammys acknowledged it. That shit must slap for them to have ignored all that other shit. Yes, sir. Have you heard it? No, sir. Wow. That is the one tricky thing about releasing it only on your own platform is obviously it's harder for the average person to realize it's out there. I didn't watch the Grammys at all. I was not interested in knowing shit before. I was watching my wife's alma mater, the South Carolina Gamecocks, win the national championship against the Connecticut Huskies. Columbia probably was jumping. I didn't flip to the Grammys not one time. Oh, I thought UConn won. No. Gamecocks won. Yeah. One time for Don Staley. Let's go. The most national championships of any black coach ever. Black art. That's about to say black art male. Male or female? Male or female? Yeah, for her. One time for Don Staley. Oh, man, she's turning South Carolina into a powerhouse. I mean, that's so interesting for me to see because I'm from South Carolina and I know how long we didn't have anything. Yeah. You know what I mean? Don't get me wrong. You had like Clemson, but that's upstate. And Clemson has always been a college football powerhouse. Sometimes they're good in basketball. Right. You know, I've watched the Gamecocks go to the Final Four. The basketball team, the men's. But the women's basketball team started with, you know, Asia Wilson. Yep. And what Don and them building in Columbia is just like so special. I like it when colleges that don't have any pro team in proximity are successful. Yes. Because those kids get to be the celebrities of that town. Like if you play ball in New York for college, like no one really cares. Nobody cares. Yeah, nobody cares. You might get more love at the Rutgers. Real talk. Yeah. Real talk. Real talk. The only game in town. Oh, they shut down the whole town. Yeah. Everything's about. Yeah. The Wilson has a statue. Let's go. She does. Like statue in front of colonial Liberino. The flag arena out from out there is really dope. That's right. I think that's really cool. So especially with South Carolina, which there is no, I mean, y'all probably root for the fucking Hornets or some shit. Yeah. Growing up, I did. Growing up, I did. Because my dad's name was Larry. My middle name was Larry and Larry Johnson. Yep. And then, you know, that was like the only hairstyle I could really get off at the time. So I put the part in the middle, you know what I mean? I was born in Hornets, Jersey. Yeah. So I was a Hornets fan growing up. That's why I was a Dallas Cowboy because I'm a smith and I ran running back. Oh, really? Yeah. I thought you played defense. I played office first. I played all positions. I'm an athlete. That's right. When you're younger, it's just the athletes do everything that's hard. Yeah. And then as you get older. I still use my highlight tee buffs to play five different positions in four games. Do you have your highlights? Like can we post? Can we look at that? Yeah. I could go have some stuff. What number are you? Number 91. Number 91. Beast. Yeah. I want to see it. I got some fire tape. You had a good highlight tape. Yeah. You definitely had a good highlight tape. How much would you charge for that if somebody was to like buy that from you? $20. $20 sounds like the right amount. That's your number, huh? Yeah. That's from Selling Dope. That's how you know that's your... Selling Dope. That's all it is. I got $20. Let me $20. I pull up to the radio station today. Wax got a dude in front of the fucking radio station doing push-ups. No. Because it's going crazy. All these guys go crazy too much out there for me. They're mentally unwell. I understand. So what you want me to do? Fight them or do some push-ups? It's PRP. That'd be the PRP. We got a PP. All right. Yeah. Punches and push-ups. What you want to do? Punches and push-ups. What you thought I was talking about? I thought it was penis or push-ups. It's about dick. Man, man. Yo, you know what's crazy? I had to go get some new gloves and I called it meat sporting goods. Because who more than want to say the other word? Dick sporting goods? Yeah. I call it meats. Yeah. Is it meat sporting goods? Are you the gay or something? I call it meat. I call it meager gayer, bro. What do you mean? Meats sporting goods? Stop. It's not different. Like, dick is crazy. They got to call it dick sporting goods. No. They got to call it finger mobile to dick sporting goods. That's fire, bro. Meat sporting goods is hilarious. Meats and dicks is the same thing. Yeah. It's different. I mean, you don't know how to say these dicks, bro. Bro, meat is shit. For real. Come on. Join Soja. Let's go back to Carti. Let me see that Carti B Taylor. Yo, what you think about the white reggae band? I've never heard of them until the Grammys. Me neither. I didn't see none of them. What's disrespectful? I don't like it with hilarious. Y'all hate people. Y'all hate people. Y'all hate people. Y'all hate people. Y'all hate people. Why not? Do you know what music? Yeah. Do you know what Sting has done for the genre of reggae? You should though. Who was up for it? Talking to Mike Taylor, who was up for it? Taylor, you ain't never listen to none of them people. Yeah. Except for spice. Do you know spice? The bands? Hold on, get on the mic, Taylor. Come on, get on the mic. Can you get on the mic? I'll ask you a question about the category. Please. Let's see if she have a blue shirt. I can't hear anything. Last night's ceremony marked the third time a non-Jamaican artist has won Best Reggae album. B.T. reports to this ensemble beat five Jamaican nominees. Sean Paul, Spice, Gramps Morgan, Atana, and Jesse Royale. None of them is Jamaican though. What are you talking about? Sean Paul is all of them are Jamaican. I didn't know Sean Paul was Jamaican. Come on, though. I just think he was from the Bronx. Sean Dapal. I just think he was Puerto Rican from the Bronx, but he's definitely Jamaican. Oh, yeah. Sean Dapal. By the way, I've never heard this white group, but also I don't care. It's the Grammys. Like, why do y'all still a lot of Grammys that make y'all mad about things? Because, man. The Grammys, they've never historically gotten it right. Like, it's literally like running, it's literally you're Charlie Brown and you're running to kick the football every year. It's the Grammys. It's the Grammys. You know what's so wild? A week ago, everybody was talking about boycotting the Grammys. Oh. You know what I mean? Now, a week later, everybody's celebrating and mad because of who didn't win and this and that. It's like, make up y'all fucking mind. Every year, they want to boycott the Grammys every year. Every year! That's all I heard. All that I know about the Grammys, they trying to boycott it. If they do a reggae, what's it? Grammy. A war. If they do a reggae category, why are y'all going to put, why are you going to get a white? Because white people are nicer reggae. It doesn't matter. Do you think they're in a game? It's also death to the ears because why would you, you think they're better than the people that's not good. Taylor, I've never heard it. We got to hear the song. What's your favorite spice song? I don't have a favorite spice song. What's the beat? You've never heard our music? It's like, no. It was a girl. Why do I have to name her a song? A spice is a girl? Why do I have to name the music? That's like four girls. No, you talking about a spice girl, though. This is a reggae artist. I hate you, yo. No, stop trying to, what, what, what? I thought it was there, bro. I've never heard any of those people's projects. Not one. You haven't heard of Sean Paul? You haven't heard of spice? I'm talking about the projects from this year. They're nominated for this music from this year. I'm Sean Paul. I'm here. Even if it was bad or whatever I've been saying, I just feel like a real Jamaican show won it. How do you know they're not real Jamaicans? I don't even know these people. They're from Virginia. What makes someone a real Jamaican? Yeah, they're non-Jamaican artists. Yeah, but they're from Virginia. Okay. The soldiers of Jaws are made of top gems of Jaws. You know what I would like for you to look up? It says it's the third time a non-Jamaican artist is won. I want to know who the other two are. I think one is Snoop, actually. Snoop? I think Snoop Lion won. Yeah, Snoop Lion. I think Snoop Lion won. Where was the energy for that when Snoop Lion won? Black on me is Jamaican. Every black person gets to be Jamaican. I think y'all got to stop with these social media talking points. Social media tells people what to be mad at. I'm telling you, yo. I want somebody to write something for the Island Boys. I need the Island Boys to win this category next year. They sure fucking won. Sean Da Paul, she did it. Sean Da Paul, she did it. That was the hottest reggae track of the year, for sure. I'm an Island Boy. Just trying to make it. Come on now. Come on now. I'm an Island Boy. Y'all got to stop letting social media make y'all mad. Yeah. I don't know any... This song is good. I haven't even heard none of these people to know if I should be mad at them. I don't fucking think they nominate Island Boy. Who? What? Snoop Lion definitely won one before. Yeah. And you didn't say shit, Taylor. And by the way, and if you ask me who should have won that category, I'm going to say Spice. You know why? I like Spice. I haven't heard the music though. Who is Spice? Spice, she's a Jamaican artist. She's going to love it. Oh, the light skin girl. She's definitely not light skin. Let me look. Let me look. Let me look her up. I've heard Spice records, but I don't know, you know... But she came with the light skin girl at that time. She came with Shaggy. Oh, shit. This guy is so... Shaggy. Oh, Shaggy and Sean Paul, I thought it was kind of the same person. The Grammys was wack, bro. That's all I know. There wasn't no moments, especially after last week. You know what I'm saying? We ain't got to top that. Yeah, somebody had to do something. Okay, let's look below. You find a complete regular carry. Okay. So Toots in the Maytales. Salute to them. Don't know who it is. So is your boy. Coffee Rapture. Sting and Shaggy 2018. You know what I mean? Sting is white, but they don't question Sting because they know that Sting really loves Reggae. Damien, Marley, Ziggy, Marley. Morgan. I don't know who the non-Reggae singers. Ziggy Marley, Ziggy Marley, Jimmy Cliff. I don't know. Who? Spice got a song called Inches. Who? Fire. Yeah, Soulja Boy. I don't... We wouldn't even notice that category if people hadn't gotten mad about it in our social media. Yeah. And if Spice were the one which she probably should have, we wouldn't even have that much conversation around her winning. The way we do around these white guys winning. We have to stop doing that. Why do we continuously do that? What's ours? What is yours? Nothing is yours. This shit is silly. I saw... Did you see what... We got to stop this, man. What you mean? I mean, the Grammy's is not ours. What do you mean it doesn't have to be... See, nothing makes sense. This is what I'm talking about. I'm saying if you're going to have a black category, at least have a black person winning. The Reggae category. Why is it a black category? It's a reggae category. It's music. Reggae's black to me. Reggae's music. Thing is white. Reggae's Jamaican. Okay. There's a lot of white people. And the dude who used to sing in formal was white too. There's a lot of... Who cares? Who cares? I'm saying... I didn't know that. I didn't know that. He was white. Was that snow? He performed at my Toronto show. See what I'm saying? He told me back, he was like, I was the first mumble rapper. See? You know what I'm saying? Like, snow was white. Snow was white, bro. Yeah, there could be... Fire! It's fire! More fire. I just want the record to show that they're not saying that they're mad at white. They're saying it's a non-Jamaican artist. That's what I think it is. Yeah, dreads. I'm saying... You got it twisted. I have an issue that... But you don't even listen to nobody else on there. You don't speak on behalf of Jamaicans? How do you know? What song does Grandpa have? I don't know any of the names of the songs. But don't tell me I don't know Spice or Sean Paul or Jesse. I'm talking about these projects from this year. Did you listen to Sean Paul's album? You don't know any of the songs by Spice. I haven't. But I'm just saying... Name one song by Spice. All I want is just a black artist to win. They're black. That's all I want. How do you think we know that? Two and former... You don't know any of the songs by Spice. I don't know any of the songs by Spice. Come on, bro. How do you think we know that? We're not even having good arguments, good debates anymore. How do you think we know that? I'm just watching people just talk. I saw the game this week. Slew to my man in the game, man. What'd he say? The whole thing about Regina Hall and he was trying to make the correlation between Regina Hall's LeBron James joke and Chris Rock and Jada's joke. And I'm just like... Everybody just talk. No. What happened? I didn't see it. Pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it up. That's one of the greatest songs ever. He basically was saying that these writers at these award shows write for these people. And he said that sometimes you have white writers setting up black talent. Oh, damn. And Chris got set up? Chris Rock, that was a freestyle. Nobody wrote that joke for Chris. Okay? This is what the game said. The game said this is the same way they set up Chris Rock with pre-written content that I'm sure they knew without Ray's Jada and Will. They didn't think Will would slap him for it and that's where things get tricky because they're back Will Smith into a corner where he acted on impulse and had to defend his wife and make a decision that they're trying to crucify him for. I'm not personally shooting at Regina Hall on Wanda Sykes. I'm just saying you see they didn't let Amy Schumer read that line. Furthermore, it's cool to joke about us with us because we as black folk understand each other in that manner. It is only when it's pre-written and they're conspiring beforehand that once again use us against us for their own humor. Two things about that. Chris Rock joke wasn't pre-written. It was a freestyle. Number two, we're assuming that the person who wrote Regina Hall's joke was white. Right? I don't know what color they were, but even if they were white, Regina Hall's a grown-ass woman. She is the choice to not say it. Exactly. I love this conspiracy shit. Keep it going. Run with it. I love it. She said it because it was funny. And guess what? If LeBron James ever takes the fence, the people, you know, cracking on his hair, he has every right to. To take a fence if he wants to. But you can't take matters into your own hands. If he wants to, that's on him. Just know that whoever he hit, if they smart, they suing for $100 million. Yeah, get the bread. That's what I'm saying. That's not fair, though, man. What's not fair? If you sit there and beat somebody and they smack the shit out of you. That's not beaten. Just clown shit back. But who? Some people can't crack. Well, that's on them. Learn how to crack. Learn how to fucking use your words. I don't know how to do it. Use your words. Don't put yourself in the front row at an award show where you know you're going to get made fun of. That's right. You go on a water ride, you get wet, right? That's right. You don't slap the shit out of the dude at action part. That's good. That's good. And when you're... You came there to get wet. Put the fucking bathing suit on. And when you're a public figure like a LeBron James, you gotta expect that comes into territory. Yeah. The only difference is some people just don't have smoke for jokes. Yo. But guess what? Some people have all the smoke for jokes. They don't want to be cracked on. I can't do it. You can't do it, but you're not a billionaire. If you're a billionaire, some shit's going to come with it. I'm sorry. You make a billion dollars. You don't get to do that. No, it's critical. You're still human, though. You're still human. Are you? You're an idea at that point. You know what I mean? No. A billionaire is an idea. A billionaire can get you whack fast. Say what? He can get you whack fast. Exactly. Like, there's tons of things you can do. I'm sure he's still getting upset. That's what we should talk about. We should talk about Elon Musk buying 9% of Twitter. You see that? After tweeting about... That was fine. Even though we know the deal was probably in the work when he tweeted that. But after tweeting about the fact that, you know, is Twitter using their platform correctly, basically? You got to look up the tweet because it's firing. Yes, it was probably already in the works. But he goes... Because I'm a fucker. I understand his marketing. He goes... He goes, do you think Twitter is protecting freedom of speech accurately? And then he puts a poll up and he goes, the answers to this poll will be incredibly important because he's about to shell out $9 billion, whatever the fuck he did for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like $3 billion. It was a nice little chunk of change. I mean, it was a big chunk of change, yeah. For 9%. Yeah. Just enough to be on the board to tell y'all, stop fucking having people talk crazy about me. Oh, you think that's what it was? Yes. What do you know, by the way, about me? I think it's the opposite. I think either he recognizes that people feel as if there's an unfair treatment when it comes to free speech, but he also understands the marketing that goes behind it. You know, like I think this is... And you also just want to have a say in the largest communication platform in the world. Yeah. Twitter is the biggest network in the world. Yeah, that's true. It's the biggest network in the world. That is true. Like there is nothing that is putting out more information every day on a daily basis than Twitter. It's the... What is it? The soap box. But remember back in the day, you go to town square. Was that called a soap box? I know what you mean. Yeah, I think you stand on the soap box in the middle of town square. Is that it? Something like that, right? So what's next after Twitter? Instagram? In terms of just getting words out, I think it's obviously Twitter, right? Because this is just like news, information, thoughts. TikTok or is that the only same thing? TikTok Instagram is more like cultural awareness, I think. And more content. Say again. And I've been over it. Yeah. I haven't been on that show for years. You know what I mean? We say that, but everybody's old on it. By the way, there's no demographics anymore. Ooh, interesting. It's not. I saw Gary Vee talking other day. The number he put about TikTok was crazy. Like the percentage of people over 50 on TikTok. Like there's no demographics anymore. We're talking about someone like Elon Musk. He's over 50. Think about the people that actually drive conversation the most on these platforms. The people that everybody ends up talking about. They're old. Yeah, interesting. Will Smith and Chris Rock have dominated the news for a week. They well over 50 years. Yeah, definitely. Elon Musk just spent $3 billion on 9% of fucking Twitter. He's well over 50 years old. Maybe that's just like people who have a lot of power are old because it takes time to make money. He said what? People who have a lot of power are old because it takes time to make money. Oh yeah. And we react to like people in power, you know? I just don't like being on Twitter because I don't want nobody having that control over my emotions. That shit is getting worse and worse and people don't realize it. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. Like, I hate watching like, I love Cardi B to death, but I hate watching her explain herself to they. Yeah. And y'all. Yeah. Who the fuck is they and y'all? But she needs to have an opinion. She gets antsy if she don't go out there and talk about it. It's one thing to have an opinion, but why are you explaining yourself to these people? Yeah. Who gives this shit? Like, I saw Lotto get a DM from somebody calling her fat and everything else. She's like, I'm about to stop taking birth control now because it's making my weight go up and because of this one person got your DM telling me how I'm bat you off. If you get pregnant, you're going to get even bigger. And she's not even big. If you get pregnant, you're going to be bigger. Keep that shit. I just don't understand why we allow these people to have that much control over our lives. That girl Lotto's fire though. She's a phenomenal. Yeah, she's really good. She's phenomenal. She's dope. I like Lotto a lot. And she came up, like she used to be on this reality show called The Rap Game. She won that, but decided not to take the deal because she felt like she would be in the position she's in now. You know what I'm saying? But it's just like, I don't see how somebody can have so much good going on and let one negative opinion on social media fuck with them that much. Yeah. Kind of how our brains are designed unfortunately. Why? Because when we're in the forest, we got a lot of the same. Tell me how I'm the same. Please, Taylor, tell me how I'm the same. Do tell. Why are you acting like you don't be checking the comments? I don't. You don't anymore? No. You were? When? And when I do, I like the laugh. You don't see me in here explaining shit. But you always talk about anxiety, right? So why are you acting like it's so crazy that these other celebrities have anxiety over looking at stuff that they're on? And I'm giving them a page out of my book. I'm giving exactly. Remove yourself from the things you made. Yeah, but as far as the younger generation, you can't. No, it's not. Selena Gomez told y'all she ain't been on social media in four years. Okay, that's one person. There's a lot of people that do that though. Everybody don't need to be on social media. I'm not saying they don't, but don't act like they're not wanting everything else. It's going to be like cigarettes. I don't even know what you got on the mic to say. Thank God. It's going to be like cigarettes. We're like everybody did it back in the day and we didn't realize it was bad for you. And then 40 years from now, they're cracking cigarettes right now. We let kids do smoke cigarettes. Do I not say that all the time? I said in 10 years, we're going to realize the impacts of social media on the brain. Think about the woman who's an aspiring doctor at Wakefars, right? So she had her name tag and somebody came in there busting her balls. Somebody came in there like, oh, he's she. What else is it supposed to be? You know, she gets on Twitter. I can't remember her name right now. She gets on Twitter and tweets, had a guy come in here mocking me about my pronouns. So I missed his vein the first time and then gave him another shot. He's basically saying, I injured this person on purpose because I don't like that they mocked me. You're going to be was worth? That's my point. You don't want your school busting your ass to become a doctor. Graduated in 2017. It's 2022. You're an aspiring doctor and that's where your mind works. Think about that. You're thinking about performing. You're more concerned about what people on social media think than you do your actual profession. I hate that. You're a doctor's office by yourself. Nobody can see you. But in your mind, you're like, oh, okay, I'm going to do this. I'm going to miss the name. Why would you brag about that? Because she cares more about the opinions of social media than she does about her own wealth. I hate that, man. People, everybody needs to take a page out of that book. That's corny as hell. It's corny as fuck. It's mind boggling that people's minds even work like that. The fact that you wake up and your life does not have to be a reality show. No. Please. Nobody shares it. I think they need to know this. What? That's not wild to y'all, yo. Get a podcast if you want that. Solidate all your shit to one day of the weekend. And it will work out first. I don't think you need to do that right now. No, everybody don't need a podcast. But it's hard for us to say that because we got successful podcasts. But that's the first thing people say. Well, y'all got successful podcasts and what? We're great. But there's something to that though. And that's why the cream will rise to the top always. Listen, I don't take nothing for granted. I'm just simply saying, man, if I could pay into some of these social media sites and own some of it, I'd shut a lot of y'all up. Really? You wouldn't? Let me take. No. You say that now. Yeah, that's true because I can't do it. Exactly. Second, I'm able to, man. You say that shit now. Your account's suspended. You say that shit now. Yeah. Let's pay some bills, man. Let me pee real quick. How are we being contradictive? Tell me, Taylor. Tell us. I want to know. Taylor said we're being contradictive. I want to know how. I want to know. Because we're warning people about the dangers of social media? No, no, no. I'm not arguing with you saying that's not a problem. I'm just saying it's hard to say that to people that's in the line of my life. What's her name? Doja Cat or Lada or whatever like that. They're looking at, listen, this is how they got on for the most part if you think about it. Yeah, because they grew up in that area. But that's what I'm saying. So it's hard for you to say just get off of it and everything else when they grew up and got their celebrity. Let me ask you a question. If you was holding on to a hot iron, it's a hot iron and you're holding on to it. That shit burning the fuck out of your hand. What's the only way for that shit to stop burning your hand? I mean, like, oh yeah. Same thing with social media. I know. I'm just saying it's easier said than done. I know because this shit is addictive as fuck because these people designed it that way. Like they've had whistleblowers in Silicon Valley and whistleblowers in the nicotine business, the tobacco industry. When you listen to them talk, it sounds exactly the same. This shit is designed to keep you addicted. And we notice that's why all I'm simply saying is I see where the game's going. This shit has too much impact on people's well-being, emotional state, and decision-making. More importantly, when you're an aspiring doctor and you decide to not only miss this person's vein on purpose, stick them again so you can injure them, right? And then go on Twitter with it after all the work you put in for school. That part is crazy. I'm just saying when it comes to other stuff, it's not easy. Because I see myself doing it. Great decision. Great decisions. The people that's on social media, these are also fans of them that's going to the public. They're not really fans. That's the other thing. That's what me and Collaray was talking about. That's what I was trying to explain to Collaray. It's like they're not really fans. And I get what Collaray says. Well, I don't want to see you hurt. Exactly. Collaray says she feels like she has to... You go through them and like she gets input. I subscribed to what my daddy said. You're never as good as they say you are. You're never as bad as they say you are, right? So meaning all opinions don't matter. To me, when you're an artist, the real feedback is through ticket sales. The real feedback is through record sales. Because imagine the mind fucker. That doesn't make you grow. You go on Twitter and you're trending because a bunch of people told you that you ain't shit. They hate you blah, they blah. But then that night you got a show. And it's 2,000, 3,000 people stinging your songs word for word. That's what counts. That's what counts. Of course. But I think it's... I mean, that's all another story. Yeah. Let's pay some bills. Keeps. Two out of three men will experience some form of head loss by the time they're 35. And there are only two FDA approved medications that could prevent head loss. Keeps offers both. Keeps offers a simple, stress-free way to keep your hair. Convenient virtual doctor consultations and medications delivered straight to your door every three months. 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So I'm super excited about that. What's the terms? It's like maybe like 730 and 10 or something like that. What's the one to come to? What's the one to come to? Both. Yeah, both, man. You come in hot? Always, bro. You just love me. Oh, my God, bro. You know what it is. So yeah, that's incredible. And then I literally got total five more shows left on the infamous tour. Two Radio City, then we're going to do one Atlantic City and then two Vancouver. When is the one we going to? We're going to Radio City yet. The 16th. So that's going to be fun. I'm excited for all that. So if you want to catch the tour, man, is Atlantic City and Vancouver the only shows left outside of Radio City, man. Man, go get those tickets if there are any left. Thank you guys so much for supporting the tour. And yeah, I'm super grateful. So why ask what you got? He did it. My church announcement is to just make sure you go get finding Tamika from Audible. You know, courtesy of SBA Productions. Thank you to everybody that's been downloading that. Really, really, really appreciate it. Now, this just in remind. Remember, we record this on Tuesdays. Tori Lane's was handcuffed in court and remanded it to custody until he posts new bail at $350,000 and making the stallion felony assault case. Judge found him in violation of discovery, protective order and personal contact order. What does that mean? I have no idea. I'm assuming because of the social media stuff. What does that? What do you mean? Like, I guess, you know, I don't know if he was tweeting at her or tweeting about her tweeting about the case on social media. I don't know. That's what I'm assuming. I haven't looked at any of the details. I thought it was looking like he was about to be vindicated. Like they didn't find any of the his DNA on the gun or something like that. It could also possibly be that concert where they had a protective order, but he popped up at the concert and she was there. That was a while ago though. That was last year. Yeah. He been the court since then. Oh, fuck what was that? He came out in like a costume or something like that. Yeah. Let's look up some details. I'm pretty sure it's because of the social media stuff. Interesting. Because once again, I don't know when we're going to realize the things you do online can get you fucked up offline. Literally. It's real life. Like, stop saying it. We got to stop saying Twitter's not real life. It is real life, people. It's a phone call. Okay. That same thing. It's text message. Exactly. Exactly. It's like a phone call. It's like writing a harassing letter. Like, and I'm just assuming that's what it is. Shit, man. Man, leave well enough alone. Stop letting these people gas y'all to fuck up. You don't owe these people no explanation. The court of public opinion doesn't matter. Especially if you're in the court of law. If I am in the court of law for something, I can give a fuck about what y'all thinking in the court of public opinion. I got to beat this case. Period, man. Y'all better shut the fuck up. What is wrong with y'all? I don't want you to shut the fuck up in the world. California. Let's go back up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But still, like... A California state judge ruled money that is violated here. You're screaming at what he performed. I don't think that's the one from the day, though. I just saw... Somebody sent me the tweet. I guess it'll come out later. But did he do it or not? Yes. I don't know. Stop saying... We don't know that. I don't know. I don't know if he did it. I don't know. Why are you going to put a black man down? Why are you going to put a black man down? I never put a black man down. He's not putting a black man down. He asked a simple question. See there? That Twitter got you like that. Oh, don't decide. Social media got her. But how did it turn into a black woman thing? Yeah. You can't do that. No, he didn't. Why are you going to put a black man in jail without him doing anything? He asked the question. Did he do it? By the way, none of us know. We don't know. That's why you got to let things play out. And that's why the court of public opinion is so dangerous. Because how can you... Imagine I'm a juror in 2022. How can you be an unbiased juror in 2022? It's not possible. It's not possible. It's an opinion everywhere. And explain what you're saying about that. Because that's a really interesting point. Back in the day when you used to be on juries, you couldn't watch no television. You couldn't listen to the radio. You couldn't know the person. No, nothing. Because they didn't want you to know anything about the case. Because they didn't want no outside influence to influence you as a juror. And that was before, obviously, social media. Way before social media. Now with social media. How? How could you possibly... Yeah. Like how? Your ear plugs on and glasses. You're not even being objective. You're not even listening to the evidence. Because you've already gotten most of your evidence from social media problems. That's right. Even if you stay on the premises or they put you in a hotel or whatever like that, you're still going to have your phone. Yes. Back in the day, what would they do? They take away the TV or something? Like how would they stop you from getting information? They all put you in this room. That's why you got to be in that room for days. No, I'm saying like if the case is going on for months. Yeah, I don't know, man. Like I don't know. I really don't know. They kind of take your whole life when you got to do it too. That's why everybody hate that shit. I don't know, man. You guys get work and everything. Yeah. That's why people just go up and say they're racist. Yeah. Like if you're going to do jury duty, do you think you could objectively do this case with Asian people? And they're like, I think they cause COVID. Yeah. There is nothing that makes me feel better when you got jury duty. And when they say has anybody in here ever been convicted of a felony? Yup. Like that. Yo, you're charging. Wow. What were you convicted of? Assault in battery with intent to kill. Point to present them a firearm. Distribution of marijuana. Possession of cocaine. You're already collecting your bags as you're doing it. It's like, oh yeah. Like you got to go home. Have a good one, guys. Good luck. I got called from jury duty recently. They didn't even call me in. Really? They knew. Exactly. There's nothing objective about him. All right. So when I see the paper, I just went like this. They don't want me. He got too much of an opinion. Go back to the Tiffany Cross thing, Taylor. What's the Tiffany Cross thing? Because Tiffany said that white people, your people, should not have an opinion about the words of Chris Rock. On what show? Her show, MSNBC, Cross Connection. Oh. Let's hear it. Yup. For our white fellow countrymen as best I can, and really truly Black America, there is a commonality amongst us all. And if we went to a white person's home, and it was their family dinner, and we were sitting there at the table, and the mother hauled off and slapped the father. And everybody at that table has an opinion. You know, the sister is like, Mom, you always do this. And the brother is like, I can't believe you guys are doing this. And dad is like, you're terrible. And I weigh in as the guest in this home. And I say, yeah, you guys are terrible. Everybody's like, oh, I'm sorry. When did you get an opinion? I got to shut up, Miss Lady. You're right. But it's not at, you're not at someone's house. They're also at, they're in an event. Everybody's submitting to the event. If this was at Will and Jada's house, he has to sort of behave yourself. The Oscars are not Will and Jada's house. But even last week I said, whatever was a cookout in the backyard. And we all planned around with each other. This guy sees something much white. But it wasn't a forgot advice. But again, it's still a platform as a place. It was the Oscars. So you're supposed to act different at a certain place and somebody disrespect you. Any way you disrespect me, I don't give a fuck where we at. I'm going to get you. I think you remember the point of what she was saying. She's saying that you shouldn't have an opinion if you're white. I understand what you're saying. But you brought an opinion as a comedian. As a comedian. Like, yeah. Yeah. It happened at the Oscars. Okay. Yeah. The Oscars is white business. Let's be clear on it. Yeah, we get it. It is mainstream America business. Yeah. If you're the biggest, one of the biggest actors in the world and you slap one of the biggest comedians in the world at the biggest award show in the world, everybody can have an opinion. Yeah. That's an actor. What are we talking about? Yeah. Because you know what she was saying? He was actually at their house. No, it was at the white people's house. Yeah. You smack somebody at the white people's house. Yeah. I liked that. That wasn't a good thing. Bad thing. I didn't understand it. Somebody wrote that for her. Somebody wrote that for her. Black people won Oscars? This year? Yes. No, no, no. How many? Four. Oh. Samuel L. Jackson. That was an honorary one. So I guess you can count that. Yeah. West Love and Will Smith. And Will Smith. I thought it was four, but three. It was three. And then it was the Afro-Latino, the Afro-Latino woman who was in... Search Four. In Kanto. No, she wasn't in Kanto. She was in West Side Story. That's it, right? Yeah. West Side Story? Two. When she won, the girl from West Side Story won? Yeah. The girl who wasn't invited? The best supporting actress. Oh, no, no, no. The friend. Yeah, she won. I was wow. She was the lead of the movie. Ariana DeBose. Salute to her. My point is, Oscars are still so white. Okay? Yeah. I don't care who's producing it. Salute to Will Packer and Shale and all that. It's still so white. How many words did I put out all night? A lot. A lot of black people won. That's just... Everybody can have an opinion. But that's the biggest news, though. Everybody can have an opinion. Maybe we're just better at acting, guys. You know what I mean? We got pretend every day of it. You know what they call actors? Liars. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know how hard it is to pretend? I don't see color and all these other things that we invent here. We're just really good at acting, guys. Honey, it's okay if you bring wax on. Bullshit. The police treat everyone the same. You don't see color. Shut up, though. Fuck that. They have something to that, though. They have something to that. Because I know you see what the fuck is going on in this world. You gotta see. You gotta see. Dewi. Maybe not. No, you're right. Dewi. Listen, some people being a bubble so much. I'm serious. You never know. Fuck that. Well, you need to bust your bubble. Bro, you never know. Listen, you'll be shocked at how much George Floyd opened up a lot of people's eyes. Yeah. So, whatever. I hear what you're saying. Whatever. What's up, Taylor? What you got in the shit you want to care about next week? Oh, Will Smith resigned from the academy. Not even the Will Smith resigned in the... Oh, how'd you feel about Gerard Carmichael coming out as gay and... He did that already. Yeah. Well, that's how I was going to ask him. Who didn't know that? Yeah, he did that on the home video special. He told his mom he was in the kitchen and he was... This is why I hate this world we live in, man. He was in the kitchen and he goes, yo, I hooked up with dudes every night. And his mom was like, okay. Right? She knew, too. My mom will know her son. And then he came on Brooks Club and talked about it. But I guess it's a difference between saying that and just actually saying, hey, I'm gay. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't... I could care less. Harkov said something funny. He's like, you guys, you think when you came out as bi, that didn't make you gay to us? That's all I see. I'm like hit by the girl for her. By the way, I love... I like Gerard as a person. I like his monologue on SNL better. He's funny. I thought what he said was real true. And Gerard was like... I gotta be the least famous host in SNL history. That's how I did. No, man. Gerard is interesting to me because he shows you how much the game has changed. And what I mean by that is Gerard is a person who in the 90s, that kit, meaning sitcom, HBO special, you're out of here. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Guaranteed. Guaranteed. But he still has had an air of... I'm trying to pronounce this word. It's in my mind. Anonymous. Amenity. It's such a hard word to say. Amenity. Amenity. There you go. I heard that on Nemo. There you go. So it's like there's mad people in the culture who haven't done those things, haven't been in the big movies, haven't been, you know, haven't had the HBO specials, you know, haven't had the sitcoms, but they're way bigger. Yeah. Culturally. Yeah, because YouTube is king, bro. You know, so he's always been so interested in me because of that. You can't be famous if you're not on YouTube. Wow. Andrew Waxon. Nah, this is crazy. That right there, bro. What are they saying? That's what I'm saying. That right there. Why are your glasses crooked? Andrew Jackson. Andrew Waxon. That's fire. Are you just catching that new to me? Nah, because you said it out loud. But the visual is right there. Yeah, but Andrew is my name. So I'm like, how do I fit in to all this? Go back to the Tory Lanez thing you had up, Taylor. Because they said what he got. Okay. Judge David Harrowford heard nearly an hour of argument about Lanez tweets and said, some seem to be clear messages to make and see the tweets. He added new condition to Lanez release that he's not to mention the complaining witness in this case in any social media trial date set for 914. That stinks, though. You know what stinks? Is the fact that a judge had to tell him that. Yeah. Like, come on, man. You know what you're up against. You know what you're facing. Like, stop. I'm telling y'all, please, man. If you ain't never listened to your uncle, Shaw, about anything. Stop worrying about that court of public opinion. That is social media. Please. Them motherfuckers do not care about you in no way, shape, or form. Exactly. They're not your fans. They're not your enemies. They don't give a shit. They want to control his narrative at all or no. What does it matter? Well, because of everybody saying that you shot a woman and you didn't do it. It's the court. Listen, if the court of law can prove I didn't do it, that's all I care about. In the meantime, it's like you got to eat shit. No, you got to eat shit. I don't know if I... If you want court, boy, I'm trying to tell you how to fight. I think you got to fight because once people decide who you are, it's hard for them to undecide it. And Louis C.K. is a perfect example of that. Everybody just decided what he did was what he did. What they said he did is what he did. And then he didn't come out and refuted it all. And then years later, people are still upset about the Grammy. If he was like, yo, that's bullshit. They're lying on me and they're misrepresenting this story. If he did that loud from the beginning, I think Tory's actually better now that he didn't stop his life at all, kept pushing, kept denying it the whole time, I didn't say stop your life. I'm just saying like... Be quiet. There's nothing to talk about in regards to that case because none of those people are jurors. You know what I'm saying? None of those people are deciding your fate in a court of law. So who are you trying to prove this stuff to? You know what I'm saying? I hate to say it, but sometimes... If your life was dealt the way of this case. Yeah. Charlotte, when that incident happened, everybody was on some like fuck Tory shit. Yeah. Everybody. So until he started speaking out and like changing people's opinion, like wait, maybe he didn't do it. Exactly. Now it's like, okay, I can even listen to his music before you didn't want to support him. I think you got to control your narrative, bro. This what happens though when you're trying to control your narrative. What changed the narrative more than anything, and I don't even know if this stuff is true, is when people started leaking things from the case. Right? So when academics put out that tweet and academics was like, his DNA wasn't found on the gun. That's when people really started to be like, well, goddamn. Yeah. Maybe he didn't do this. I think even before that album. Not really. Not to me because it was still so sketchy. Even with the album to me, I was like, why are you making songs about this? If you're not going to tell us exactly what happened, I don't say nothing. Let things play out in the court of law. I think you got to fight for your identity, man. You got to fight for your narrative. That's just me first. Not when it's already in the court. And it only takes a year. Sometimes you got to eat shit for a year. Eat shit for a year. Because they stretching it out. Let them do it. Everybody already believes it now. And guess what? I disagree. And it's not real. And you beat it in the court of law. That's what counts. Now you go crazy. Yeah. Now you can do whatever you want. This shit ain't going nowhere. Now you're giving yourself control over the process. Oh, I hear what you're saying. When it's in the court of law, that's going to define your fate no matter what. Yeah. If people just like are making accusations, but it never goes to the courts, you got to fight for who you are. Oh, yeah. There you go. Now you do that. Yeah, yeah. I think I understand what they're saying more. 100%. Because if you know you're innocent, you could be silent because you know you're going to be liberated. I got something in the back end. Everybody says now you're going to bang on them. Yes. Eat shit. Yes. Literally. Okay. I got you. I got you. I got you. That's right. I got you. You got a backup plan. Like, you know, hey man, I wish me the best. Because Louis shit didn't go to court. So he had to fight for his marriage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't really fight for it. No, he didn't. I thought he admitted to it. No, no. He didn't admit to what people think he did. He described what happened. But that's the difference is if you apologize in people's minds, you apologize for what they think you did, not for what you said you did. Yeah. Because nobody's really paying attention. Exactly. They're not paying attention to the details. They just hear the wildest story possible and they go, I guess he apologized for that. Yeah. He is that person. Not. Yeah. That's why you don't just apologize for anything. Fuck that. Exactly. If you ain't do it, fuck you. I ain't do it. You're never going to hear it come out of my mouth fighting. I don't get fucked. That's what I thought about it is too, man. It's like, you're explaining the thing, you're explaining things to people who are, who are committed to misunderstanding you. They don't want, they don't want you to be in. They like it. Like literally everything can be there. It can all be on the table. It can be all be on the table. Like, okay, this don't add up. That don't add up. This says this. That says that. And they still will be like, no, he is what they think he is. They don't want justice. They want vengeance, bro. They want vengeance because they don't like you. They don't like you. Exactly. This is just another convenient thing to shit on you. That's right. That's right. It could have been anything. They could have said you farted. He did it. And that's why I love Cardi. But it's like you're explaining things to people who don't like you anyway. You never going to win a movie. Never. You never going to win a movie. Every time they see you post culture with the fly outfits on and the jury. They don't like that. They hate you. You know what I mean? When they see you pull up in your car, they don't like that. They see you with your husband living the life. They don't like you. They hate that shit. Hate you being happy. The more happy you are, the more people hate you. Real talk. Just stay out the way. Yeah. Let's pay some bills, man. I thought you was working out, man. Oh, yeah. My shit. Right, right. Shit. And I'm going up. I'm going up to come down. Oh, no, man. All right, guys. You're going to take a break for a second because I got to tell you who this podcast is brought to you by and it's Squarespace. Okay. 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I'm at like 191 right now. That's what you want to do? Yeah, that's what we're doing. I'm doing it. I didn't gain like three pounds of muscle. You're lying. Oh, I'm telling you so when you start shredding, you'll see. You'll see suit the perm, suit the tone. Hey, I want to salute this shit here too, man. This shit right here? Why, is that good? What? And I don't even mess with sports drinks like that. But this shit right here? I don't even know how to pronounce it. Carviva? Carviva? This shit right here? Why is it so good? Because it's got antioxidants in it and collagen and electrolytes and it helps to hydrate and replenish. And it is, this one right here is 40% juice, but some of them have like 75% juice. Look at the calories. 45 calories. It's like energy drink? Yeah. It's like energy drink. Word up. It's like Monster? Yeah, but it helps. Does it make you shake at all the energy drinks? No. At all. That's my point. I used to do like green tea. This shit way better. Like for energy? Yeah. This shit way better. Not for energy at all, but vitamins. 45 calories per serving. Look, 0% fat, 0% cholesterol, 1% sodium, 4% carbohydrates, 2% protein. This shit, man. How much Adderall? It's just all juiciness. Something we got to make you feel. So it's called Carvaiva? Carvaiva, Carviva. Salute to Carvaiva, Carviva. They're coming mad different flavors. The one I'm drinking right now is Bowlberry Lemonade, but y'all know, all I do is water, but this shit right here, this shit is addictive. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Okay. Bert353 says, what advice can you guys give to someone that feels stuck in life at the moment? Find your passion, bro. Find what you enjoy doing. Run. Not what you are distracted by, but what you truly enjoy doing. And lean into that shit. Yeah, Bert, I need more context to your question. And the reason I need more context to your question is because, like, what has you feeling stuck? Because if you tell me that what has you feeling stuck is watching what everybody else is doing and you're not necessarily doing it, that's not a reason to be stuck. It might really be exactly what you're supposed to be. You know what I mean? Sometimes people be saying it's stuck and they be at a nice job. You know what I mean? Sometimes people be saying that they're stuck and they're in a position that they should be in. They're just not utilizing that position to their fullest potential because they're so worried about what everybody else is doing and paying attention to what's on everybody else's plate. Why they feeling getting cold? But sometimes I feel like when you're really happy or passionate about the thing, when you're really passionate about the thing you're working on, you're not as concerned with what other people are doing. By the money, I don't know. Is this coming anyway? Yeah, that's true. So, like, finding that thing. I was talking to Gary Vee about this. We had him on Flagrant and, you know, he's such a passionate fucking guy and he gives this great advice about how people can, you know, get their life on point or, like, change things up, start making more money, et cetera. And one of the things I told him on the pod, I was like, Gary, I think that, like, you can hustle for so long and it's easy for you because you love what you do. So the time doesn't bother you. He loves the game. That is his passion. So, like, whereas somebody else, if they were going to go, they would like to make more money than the current job they're at where they're going to the garage sales and that kind of stuff and the things that Gary says that they can make money quicker and, like, really kind of be their own boss, but they might not have the same passion. Gary is, like, in love with what he does and I relate to that. I'm in love with this shit. So I could work 80 hours a week and there's nothing to me because it's 80 hours doing what I love. Same. I love doing radio. I love doing podcasts. I love writing books. I love publishing podcasts. I love publishing books. Like, I love creating content. Like, that's what I like to do. I like investing in new talent. Like, that's what I like to do. So it's not... They don't feel like work to you? No, not at all. So maybe it's finding the thing that you really love doing and then once you love doing that, you will be able to hustle an unbelievable amount of time. Like, it's easy for you. You wake up, you go to sleep thinking about it. You wake up thinking about it. I will say comparison is the thief of joy, too, though. The one thing we never see Gary Vee do is compare himself to anybody. There's one Gary motherfucking... And he speaks on that. He's like, stop being so worried what all these people do. Are you just doing it so you can beat them? Then it's not your passion. Then you're just competitive. If you're just doing it so you can beat these motherfuckers, you're just competitive. You could be passionate and competitive. Those both can work. But would you do this shit no matter what? Do you love the game? Exactly. And we've done it for no money. You know what else is interesting about what you're saying, too? It's about intention, too, right? Because I remember back in 98, 99 when I first started in radio and I said I want to be the biggest radio personality in the world. And then that evolved to I want to be the biggest multimedia personality in the world. Then there's I want to be the biggest multimedia mogul in the world. But that's not really an intention. That's just saying something you want to do. So you may do it, but what's the intention? Why do you want to be the biggest multimedia mogul in the game? And why do you think? Because I like the power of putting other people on. It's literally that simple for me. I like to be able to empower other people. That's the dopest shit to me. That's why when I see what Robert Smith do with Philanthropy or when you can be like Clarence Avaugh and just snap your fingers and get something done for somebody. You know what I mean? I like that shit. It's like especially when it's things that nobody's willing to take a chance on. You know what I'm saying? That's what I like the most. That's what we should all be using our platforms for. And when you connecting with people and empowering people who actually got something to say. Something that can make people actually better. You know what I mean? Because I feel like for so long in our culture especially hip hop we've put ourselves in boxes for no reason. Like who says, you know, a guy in hip hop can't be a mental health advocate? Who says a guy in... Who says the breakfast club can't have Bishop T.D. Jakeson one day and Kodak Black the next? Who the fuck said that? You know what I'm saying? Like why not? And that's why... I mean it's certain platforms that... certain platforms that get it certain platforms that don't. That's why I like Rogan. Rogan gets it. Like that. In an organic way. In an organic... I'm just curious about the world way. Let's talk to interesting people. People that inspired me on whatever level. It don't matter. You got there right? I listen to Tony Robbins. You know what I'm saying? Why would not? You know? So, yeah. That's it for me. I like that. What else we got? What we got, Taylor? If you could choose from... Oh God. This is such a thing. Why do y'all have these... Biggs 1904. If you could choose from having a longer life, a longer dick. Which one... Which one you going with? All depends on what you ask it. Yeah. If you already got good dick. Yeah. You want a longer life. You got a little bit. You going to feel like I want a little bit. Yeah. Because your life ain't good. You got a little bit. Already short. Yeah, but then I don't... A life like shit. That's a trick question though. You got to read the details of that one, man. Okay. Talk to me. This is talking about length. Ain't no girth with that deal. Ooh. Yeah. Girls ain't worried about no girth. You can't put it in that girl. You're crazy, man. Once you get in there, it's like, girl wants this. Imagine your penis... Ain't about... Ain't about being skinny. Just like this. Yeah. Ain't about being skinny, but you want both, but you don't want just girth. Yeah. But you want both. You want both. Give me some length and some girth. You don't want this? Yeah. Imagine just having length with no girth. Yeah, that's a little great. What you going to do with that? It would hurt. It'd be sharp. That's a magic wand, bro. Yeah. Every time you jump in a movie. I do it. I don't get no STD. What? You try to make an STD disappear with an abracadabra? I pray over it anyway. I don't know what you're talking about. Pray over everything. Oh, this is a good one. I saw Joe Rogan talking about this one. Andrew, run for president in 2024. I will be the president. Try it, try it for him. Okay. I like that. Yeah. Simple answer. Yeah. That's cool. I'd vote for Andrew. I'd definitely vote for you. There's no way. I don't want no more celebrities as president. I'd vote for Andrew. Either way, I would definitely vote for you. I'm going to run for president. I don't want to be president, but I do want to hit that debate. But what if you do what Trump did? I don't think Trump even knew he was going to wait. He just did it. Why? No, no, no, nothing. Let's just go. How much for that debate? What are we going to do about the millies? I don't know, but that motherfucker dressed crazy. Tell me that wouldn't be worth it. Just get me to the debates. No, I'm going to tell you something, Andrew. I'm not even joking when I say this. I think you would kill more. Actually flexing your political muscle. I really do. I think that you could really have some real debates. I think you could change some things. I think you could change some things. And I think you could bring some real issues to the table. Maybe. And still be funny with it. Honestly, I don't think being president is hard. I don't think it's hard. You hire the smartest people in the world. You have access to the smartest people on the whole planet. Being president of a third world country is fucking difficult, dude. Like people are trying to take you out. There's different people. They're trying to take over. Secret service. Who do you can trust? Who you don't? Your whole family. You got to be really terrible to fuck up America. America, you can hire the smartest people the whole world and tell you the best decision to make. They got GPS. Son, what the fuck? I mean, I do that for a living. And they're way better than the ones that we get. Yeah, just hang out, write some jokes, talk that shit. I would love that. Would you get hit in the White House? Take in? Oh, yeah, you marry. I'm married, bro. I would love that. Tell me, why are you voting for Andrew in 2014? Why are you voting for Andrew, Charlamagne? You said you didn't want the most celebrities in the White House. Yeah, but you didn't say it was going to be my friend. Man, come on. Thank you. Thank you. I am voting my interest. Dude, imagine the pressure on me. Why? Because every week we're still doing brilliant idiots. You're like, black people need some shit, show. I don't stop any of the pods. We do the pods every single week. That'd be fire. That'd be fire. What do you mean? Why wouldn't you do that? What else I got to do? That's how you connect to people. Why not? Come on, bro. This president is easy. There's no way they do shit. Y'all would be in the cabinet though, right? You got to put me somewhere. What the fuck? Of course. I mean, head of security? CIA. No. Only three letters you get is W-A-X, bro. What was Kushner? I want to be what Kushner was. Chief Advisor? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I need something. Yeah. What would you do? Chief Advisor. You want to have like... No, he was... Was he foreign? He did foreign. No, no. You need to do like... Let Duvall do foreign. Yeah. He likes to travel. No, for real. Let Duvall... No. No, Charlotte's got to be like the puppet master. I keep the police point. Charlotte's like the real like idea guy. Charlotte's like the real like marketing guy. What is that in the White House? I'll just go up there and say this shit. I'll say it, but you got to handle the strings. Yeah. That's vice president. No, it's not. Vice president ain't got no power. Why you done doing nothing? What are you talking about? But you got to be... Who's the motherfucker that they got out of here, but he was Trump's guy? Oh, you talking about Banner. Banner. Banner. Steve Banner. Yeah, something like that. David Banner. All right. That's all you wanted to hear. That's all you want to hear from the podcast. You think we're smart, I think we're intelligent. All my whole agenda is everything black people like white people. We ain't even talking about it. We got reparations within the first month. All they want... I was like who is the guy pulling the strings behind him? Everybody got a little tune. The whole security staff got tubes on. The capital mooses. Montscore in South Carolina. Oh, man. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the Brilliant Ideas podcast. Thank you for listening. Thank you.