 Hey, I'm a big strong guy from, uh, Zasparda, and I'm here to tell you that Ethan Nester Crank Gameplays is coming overseas to Europe and the UK and Amsterdam and Scandinavia. So if I'm the strongest man in the world which I am, I'll be able to pull this short out of this stone, thus revealing the ticket link, the secret link for you to be able to click and go to the buy tickets now. Three, two, one, and look at that, destiny, fulfill, please go to I have to do this dot show now and fulfill yours. Hello, this is a game called Super Auto Pets. It's a game that I heard about that I know nothing about, but apparently a bunch of people were playing it all the time. I've never heard of this game ever in my life, but we are going to play it here today. But I have pet for three gold, do I have? I have 10 gold. Start of the battle to deal one damage and I'm gonna put them here and we're gonna roll. Fuck. This doesn't look good. I'm gonna touch your team by having a friendly battle with another team. What? Name your team? The nuts. Well, it's gotta be the nuts. The loose nuts. Yeah, loose nuts. There we go. Loose nuts, baby. Loose nuts, loose nuts gang. Rise up. Loose nuts versus the draconic uncles. Wow. You got a horse? What do I do? Play? Fuck yeah. Auto play. We're just auto playing this because it's called Super Auto Pets. I'm gonna die. Okay. It was a draw. How much is this? Damn. Okay. I get it now. Guys, I'm getting it. I don't have enough gold. Fuck. Okay. We're ending our turn and we're going to get some loose nuts. I'm understanding. I'm understanding. Well, we've got this in the bag, don't we? We have to. We've gotta have this in the bag. Oh yeah. You're not even close. You're not even close to winning this. You might be close to winning this. No, you're not even close. Well. Bees. Fuck. I lost. Or is it a draw? It's another draw. Shit. Okay. Hold on. I'm figuring it out. Okay. Team is full. How do I sell? I'm gonna sell this. He's worth three? Yeah. And you're worth three. Level one. Okay. There we go. Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens. What is this game? I don't understand the game yet. The tiny ball of bananas. The tiny balls. Okay. So they got a bunch of sandwiches. He's dead. But I got a horse. And then I get him that. Okay. I'm fucked. What? I'm completely fucked. There's no way this is a draw. I'm gonna die. And it's not even close. Not even close. Wah, wah, wah. Put in the wah, wah, wah sound. Thank you. Okay. Hurt. Game plus four. Damn, that's sick actually. And give one pet. Ooh. I'm just making this boy a tank. Okay. Sick. And turn with excess gold? Yeah. I don't need it. I feel like this would be a really fun stream game. Maybe I should play this on stream sometime. This is exciting. Look at the excitement, huh? Look at the excitement. Ooh. Ooh. Dude, seven and nine, but we're still gonna die. There's no way I'm not gonna die. Oh, but hold on. Look at this. Look at that, 12? Oh my God, we might have a chance. We might have a chance. 16. But where is he coming from? Oh my God, look at him. Dude, that thing is what? Hmm. Hmm. One friend named Ken Mellon. Hmm. Putting him here. Getting that guy. Let's see what happens. See what happens. You know? I think this is a good team. I think this is a good team. I think this could be the one. I think this could be the one where we win. It's very possible. Maybe. Oh my God, he got so many things off. This is all right. This is okay. God, deal two damage to all. This is not good. This is not good at all. Damn, I love that burglar though. Fuck, dude. I want to win. I just want to win once, okay? I just want to win once. I got a solid guy. I got to put that guy there. Plus four damage. Okay. Okay. I have to win. I have to win. The loose nuts have to prevail. We just have to. I have a good feeling about this. I have a good feeling about this one. Because then we get two more guys. You know? Guys, I think this is it. I think this is it. I think this is the one. Oh my God, this is the one, baby. This is the one. We've finally... Fuck. Oh no. Oh no. Finally. Jesus. Look at that victory. It smells so sweet. It tastes so sweet. It's so nice. I feel deast about this team. If I'm honest. I feel okay. And then we get... We get some rams. Maybe I shouldn't have the rams in the front, should I? Because then it's just a ram that goes to waste. Yeah, I should... I should put the ram in the back. As a last resort. I'm just throwing a ram away. I'm just throwing a ram away. That's what I'll do. That's what I'll do. I'll put the ram in the middle, I think. In the middle somewhere. Just two more rams. Yep. But... It's good. It's good. Bye-bye, ram. Bye-bye. Thank you so much. Thank you. Appreciate you. Wonderful. Okay, we are going to switch you... With you. Here we go. Battle. We're going into battle. Ooh. Slippery gimmons, eh? Slippery gimmons. And we're in a new spot. New spot for the slippery gimmons. Oh my god, that kid is unbelievable. Uh-oh. This is not good at all. This is not good at all. This is not good. This is not good. Now give me two rams. Thank you. At least I got that. Shit. They also have that. Okay. This is bad. This is bad. Up. Here we go. And that's done so, baby. I just got absolutely slammed. Game over. Game over, game over. Am I dead, dead? A new expansion pack. 57 new pets. I have to get the expansion. Yes. Nice. What does that do? Hats? Oh. I'm not going to pay money for a hat. Okay. Arena mode. We're going back in. A mouse. I'm going to get this guy. This. Ah, okay. We're not winning anything here. Intensible pencils. That sounds cool. I don't know what intensible means. Let me know in comments. The intensible pencils. I'm dead. The loose bogans. Yeah, I'm dead in a second. I'm...what? First try? Are you kidding me? Who's this kid? Damn, dude. Now I just want all these guys. You know? Those guys seem OP. Are they OP? Are those guys completely OP? I feel like they could be. They're not. They're normal. They're very normal. And he's dead. But it's a draw. Can't call me a loser. Okay, so I'm understanding now. I have 10 health. I get it. The intensible pencils. Versus the clumsy hikers. Nice. Nice. Nice. Dude, it feels good, doesn't it? It feels so good. Let's see what we can do here. Let's see what we can fucking do here. Come on, my sweet, sweet pencils. Let's do this. Huh? Let's do... Ooh. Ooh, I liked that. Nope. Dead. This is not good. This is not good. I kind of like the OG guys a little better. You know? How do I upgrade these guys? Can I upgrade them? Oh, what did I just do? That was so cool. Whoa. That was sick. That's so cool. I didn't know that you could combine pets together like that. That's amazing. I should have been doing that years ago. Why was I not doing that years ago? Did they just give me COVID? What the fuck? Feeling good? Fuck. Not feeling great, actually. I didn't. I don't feel good about it. All right, baby, let's see what my little pets can do. The dense machines. There's something going on and the dogs are going nuts and I don't know what it is, but it's okay. It's fine. This is bad. This is extremely bad. Doggies! What's going on? What? What? Do you not like my super auto pets? You don't like my super auto pets, do you? You don't like the super auto pets? Doggies. Shit, ass. I want to lie. I'm going to freeze him. I'm going to freeze him. Hell yeah, I can freeze him. Oh, that makes me excited. That makes me very excited that I can freeze him. I love that. Oh, but this is not looking wonderful and I don't have many lives left. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yep, that was awful. Great custom pack. Oh, that's cool. I do not know enough about this game to know what I should do for that. This is absolutely like a stream thing. I'm going to do the weekly pack. That sounds fun. All right, let's go one more time. Let's go the awkward stinkers. We got to be the big stinkers. Yeah, big stinkers. The bloated jackets. Nice. We're going to lose really fast on this, I think. Yep. There it is. That's fine. It's the very beginning. Okay. It's the very, very, very, very beginning. Nice. It's all about combining these boys, I think. Maybe not. I have no idea. Fussy ponies, there's only two of you. You've got some tricks up your sleeve, though, don't you? You don't. Wow, it was just the two of you. But they were like kind of cracked a little bit, though. They were a bit... They were a bit cracked. Freeze that. Freeze that. Yep. Thank you. Thank you so much. Do I only get one free... How many freezes do I get? I have no idea. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay, these guys are going to be a little fussy. Uh-oh. Ooh, we both got bees. That was fun. That was fun. Look at these victories are happening. Steal food from the nearest enemy. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. Little raccoon guy, you're cute. I like you. You're my favorite animal, but I don't think I need you right now. You know, I don't think I need you. The kangaroo, like, isn't great, though. But that's okay. Dude. Lovin', lovin' a little ant, though. He's doing well. You know, he's not super intimidating. Uh-oh. Fuck. He's not super intimidating at the beginning. But I think he does well. You know, I think he does well. Deal 2 damage to all. All right, big stinkers. Let's say this, dude. Let's fucking go. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Look at the little chinchillas. Oh, the little chinchillas. Oh, the little guys. The little stinkers. Oh, this is nice. This is not actually nice. This is not actually nice I'm fine with the draw I'm fine with the draw. I've made my changes. I've made up my mind and this is what we're doing This is what we're doing This is good. Oh, this is gonna be really tough actually This is going to be really really tough. This is not looking good. I'm going to die. I've died I've done it. I'm dead. I'm gone How did that end up with a draw these automatic pets and their automatic battles? Man And I haven't even like completely won, you know, I haven't won my first ten my first ten battles I'm doing very poorly. Oh The bees Let's try this Let's try this. We are not doing well. I Like that rhino though, I'm feeling good about the rhino And he eats his little foods doesn't he? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is no good. This is no good So this is the last this is the last straw here Let's see if we can do anything at all. Come on, baby This will be really fun to stream with chat because then you guys can weigh in on what we should do Man because this is just going poorly It's just going very poorly and I've died and that's the end of that damn it Just a big old damn it. All right. I'm going to end this episode here. I want to play more of this I want to stream this really bad. This seems really really really fun You can give me some tips down below if you'd like because obviously Very bad at this so they have so much for watching Hope you enjoyed if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all stay cranky. Bye