 What's that shot look like? Pulpati, you know what that's from? Arnold Schwarzenegger, it's Mr. Freeze. Pulpati. You usually love your breakdowns, but needed to do a little more research on this one. They got you. It's the 2018 Philippines vs. Australian Fightin' FIBA. Yeah, and you didn't do enough research for your research. Because I didn't want to. Normally I love your breakdowns, but you don't know anything about the Philippines basketball. That's on me. I responded. I said, yeah, I wasn't gonna research that. Here's the update. I understand you want me to know all the players' names, but it wasn't something I was interested in finding out at all. How about this? We'll set you up. Australian basketball players. There's Bogut. Ben Simmons. I don't know if you played in that. I'll read you the... Patty Mills. He reads two players that I shouldn't know. Thonmaker. Kinda. Yes. And Luke Longley. Yes. You shouldn't know them. I don't know them. You don't know them. I can name probably ten basketball players. Well, I responded, yeah, I wasn't gonna do any research into who the players were. Straight up. I wasn't gonna do that. But I said the full version on YouTube Facebook has the beginning and some more context. And he liked it, so we're cool. You're cool. That's fair. Oh, we're cool. You did good. I actually love that it was Australia versus Philippines, because I was like... Two countries, you were cool. Research out the window. No one's gonna call me out of... Don't have to. No one's gonna call me out of not knowing these guys. Fuckin' first second. The rich and the famous. They're always complaining. Always complaining. Quick shots fired at OJ in that song, huh? Okay. Worked. You can kill your wife and you don't even get 25 to life as long as you can pay for Cochran. Something like that, right? It's true. Welcome back to John Boyn Jake TV. We're watching episode three of Take Me Out, the US version. We saw your suggestions. We read the comments. I think what we like the most is we're gonna do two off, two off. So we're gonna do three and four, then we'll go to something else and then we'll come back to five and six, then we'll do something else and we'll come back to seven and eight. It'll be a nice like... We decided the reaction we wanted is like, oh yeah. Oh yeah, Jenny. Okay, here we go. Tell me. Bring on your shitty jokes, George. We'll play next inning. You've got it out. You're going roll over out that way. Okay, interesting. I thought you were going reverse. Walk a batter with two outs just to get two outs. No, go into next thing. Ooh, serious strategy. Yeah, roll over outs. Okay, roll over outs. Idiot sunglasses and then you get a very poignant voice. Very serious call and Jake looks... I'm wearing a brand new shirt. It's nice. Yeah. Is that a thing you're gonna go for now? I wore these on the subway today and then I realized like halfway and I was like, you're an asshole. I took them off before I came in the building. I didn't want... You don't want Vic giving you shit? Yeah, I didn't want Vic thinking I had a rep, you know? Yeah, wow. You guys like that Mike Ford has infiltrated the judge-weight inner sanctuary... Flying on the private plane. Inner sanctum flying on the private plane together? I didn't know that happened. How tall is Ford? Didn't you have a conspiracy there that Ford was like 4'11"? Nope. Listed at 6. Listed at 6 flat. But remember you thought he was shorter? I think we saw him stand next to someone. I mean I think he's like a 5 tenor. Look at these outfits, man. Wade and Judge look straight out of the 90s. Sick of golf. It's called swag, dude. Yeah. Look at my cool glasses. We hear these out of... A little Wednesday taste. Swag. See you, Patreons. Goodbye. We love you, Patreons. Farewell. What's going on everybody? Welcome back to John Boyn J Gradio. It's Tuesday, June 30th. I had a little nightcap last night. Living alone. Just me and Noodle right now. Wow. So, Guy's house. Rye whiskey, rye whiskey. Rye whiskey, I cry. If I don't get rye whiskey, I think I may die. That's good. Let's go for it. Maybe I'll have both of them. I'll send the same email twice. That's pretty good actually. I haven't taken a sip yet. No. You're my bang guy. Smells like fruit punch. That's Coke. Yeah. Just Coke. Just Diet Coke. It's Diet Coke. Miami. What do they name it? Miami Cola. Miami Cola. Just Diet Coke. All right, we'll do... It's like a flat, bad Coke. We'll do John Boyn making break. Bang. Ready? Ready. Okay. Okay. I couldn't tell you when you were ready. Get a little beer pong on it. I think that's what you want. Yeah. Hey, guys. Talking Jake here. How do I come up with my fire takes? Don't be shocked if the Mets have the best bullpitted baseball this year. They were hierable last year, but they could be the best in baseball. Sending emails. Bang. John Boyn making breakdowns. Mopping in the shower. You guys are crushing me with this glass-known Geolito shit. Like 12 good games. I'm not in... I'm not as in a Geolito. Come on. I'm not as in a Geolito. You're comparing him to Garrett Cole. He's good. He showed promise. Yeah. He has not put it together for a season. I am comparing him to Garrett Cole. Look at his numbers. Any pitcher in baseball can be compared to Garrett Cole if you want to play that game. Armando Galaraga threw a perfect game. He would shut Cole down on that day. That's exactly my point, Jim. It's one game. Yeah, but it's Cole. Anyway, I'm going to be nervous, Trev. Shut up. I'm going to be nervous from day one from the first game until the Yankees either lose and I cry or they win and I cry. And that's the 60 game schedule for me. Just nerves, happy tears, sad tears. That's going to be my life. I'm looking at Geolito stats. He led the league and earned runs in 2018 with 118. Yeah. There was a couple times because where Trevor is on the TV, like I need to turn my head to a two o'clock that I looked at myself and I just looked like an old lady staring into the distance. Just like if I go straight face, like just lost. Have you seen the bang energy Instagram model stuff? So their marketing campaign was basically just to link up with Instagram models and have them like bounce and bathing suits. Yeah. It's kind of a tent. Yeah, so that's the bang video. I'm gone. You talked all week about how you were going to not get excited until the weekend was over. I'm saving my excitement for Monday. Is it because I've been singing and dancing in the shower and I'm wearing a baseball jersey? It seems you let the excitement get to you. I don't know what's giving that away. Dude, I wish people could have seen my morning today. Good morning everyone. Morning. David, Jimmy, Z-Man Esposito in the room today, double producer. Huge. A little sweat behind the ears. That means you had a good show. What time you guys going there now? Yeah. Hello. Everyone's reporting. I'm driven over here, but I haven't actually walked over there. And I need to check on my car. Make sure they don't start the key. Fourth level of condor. That's got to get me some. If I land this on my head, Jake gets an invite to shag balls. I can't. This is big. Make a play. Do it again. Fuck. That was close. We were all on the edge of our seats. See? That is that. Right here. We're here. Serpico meeting right there. Pretty cool. This used to be an awesome view of the Upper Dacca Yanks stadium. Just watch the crowd. That's the truth. It's July 1st. Yankees are reporting to the stadium in there. There's active testing site. We just saw Chad Green get tested and cleared on the spot. Chad Green cleared. Hey, Yankees just showing up, coughing in another guy's face, and he gives a thumbs up or a thumbs down. Unofficially. I think people won't like that. What I just said was false. The real testing. Good hands. Pass the test. How you doing? Good, man. You're all... This is a Red Bull Smoothie, which seems like it. I tried to order this once, and the girl that we're talking about basically said, you don't want that. It's gross. Figured why not try it. If there's any day to try it, it's last day in the office before July 4th weekend. Here we go. What's doing it? You did it. Red Bull Rush! Is it good? And tasted it. I kind of went too quick. Just pummeled it straight down. It's good. It tasted like blueberries. My eyes are watering. You got it. What was it? It was a Bang Rush. They didn't have red bulls, so we put a cotton candy in there. That was a bang? I got a candy bang in there. I love the cotton candy bangs. Rainbow Unicorn. Rainbow Unicorn. If I knew it was a bang, I wanted to chug it like that. My heart's going to be fucking going wild. You're welcome. Update. My heart hurts. Jake tricked me into chugging a bang. They're on Red Bull. Jake's thing is kind of tricking people into banging them. Would a Red Bull have it any better? Yeah, he's a fucking, he's a bang salesman now. That's their whole thing. So you're shady that someone said that the bang, company bang ad is really shady. They like said that they're, they said their energy drink cures Alzheimer's. What? Which it doesn't. Otherwise, otherwise, well yeah, look at Jake. He's trying to bang, he still forgets everything. Bang.