 The following is a message from the city of Three Portland's Ministry of Tourism. Is the hustle and bustle of city life getting too much for you? Are you tired of hiding your anomalous nature from the world? Then Three Portland's may be the place for you. Three Portland's is located trans-dimensionally between Portland, Maine, Portland, Oregon, and the Isle of Portland, UK, and is the largest three-port in the world besides Utec and Backdoor Soho. Three Portland's has a rich history and culture, from its origins as a home for the Siddhe, to its aiding the Allies in the Seventh Occult War, to more recent history with the Chicago Spirit and the US Prohibition. The city has a bustling paratech industry, and quiet side streets and parks, so no matter your interests, you'll have something to do in Three Portland's. Organize your visit today with your local GOC Embassy, or contact the Three Portland's Ministry of Tourism directly. Three Portland's. When you're here, you're free. Please note that Three Portland's is placed by the United States FBI Unusual Incidents Unit, and if you have a criminal record in the United States or are wanted by the United States government for anomalous activity, you may be detained if you travel in Three Portland's.