 My name's Jimmy. His is Jake. This is the Weekly Dumb. The Super Bowl was played. It existed. Jake, what happened? Jimmy, your Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the Super Bowl. Kinda wasn't that fun of a game, but... Yeah. First time that the team that won the Super Bowl won in their home stadium. Fact. 12 to 140 different balls were used. Fiction. It's a maybe. It's a hard maybe. Game was boring. Oh. Halftime show. Did you like it? I don't know, man. No. Okay. It seems like a no. It's the weekend for those that don't know. Every time I talk about it, I come down lower on it. I like that he tried for it, but I didn't like it. I don't know if I am allowed to have an opinion because I don't know any of the songs. I couldn't hear him, anyway. I thought he had some bops. I thought he tried really hard, as did my homes. Just didn't happen. Full circle. That's good analysis. The weekend and my homes won't try it really hard. Same day. It just did not happen. Same day. Let's get into almost a breakdown. I get a lot of requests for breakdowns. Some of them there's not enough context for me to do. This one was that, Jake. Australian Baseball League, the manager, arguing about something I'm not sure what. First he throws his hat. Then he moves first base just like a couple feet. Then he decides he wants his hat again. Puts it on his head, shakes it off because he's bald. He doesn't want the dirt to go on there. Then on his way to the dugout, grabs first base, walks all the way to the dugout. The umpire is just casually walking behind him like I'm going to need that. Eventually he drops the base, umpire grabs it, hands it to ground screw. They just very casually put the base back in. Best part of the whole breakdown is afterwards he goes and he sits in left center field by the bathrooms. I'm guessing his son or some little kids come over and console him. And he's just like, nah, it's all good. It's just funny. I'm laughing. This guy's look is an 11 out of 10 on a baseball field. It looks like a tenacious D video brought to life or something like that. And yeah, I mean, when you grab the base, that's the ultimate nuke as a manager. I have no idea what they were arguing. That's why I couldn't make the video on it. But it's a good ejection video. I was watching this game live. You were? So you know what it was about? The Canberra Cavalry. That's almost a breakdown. Jim in more sports this week, Trevor Bauer signs with the Dodgers. He does a one of one announcement video. And the Dodgers are kind of the ideal team right now in baseball. Win the World Series and they're still spending money. The only team over the threshold right now. He's going to be the highest paid baseball player in 2021 and 2022. If he decides to stay with the Dodgers making 40 million dollars and then 45 million dollars. So the reigning World Series champions add the reigning Cy Young. The rich get richer. It's pretty nuts when they show he's going to make over a million dollars per start and you're like, well, that's nuts. A lot of money. It's so much money. Some guys don't make anything near that. He could have a bad day. A million dollars and a half. Congrats, Trev. Congrats. Good job. And now let's pivot away from sports. Some viral videos. Jake, Gorilla Glue Girl. Her name is Tessica Brown. She was out of her normal hairspray, which has the word glue in it. So she thought, oh, I'll just use this hairspray that has the word glue in it as well. Gorilla Glue Spray, the most stickiest adhesive on the planet. Her hair was rock solid for a month. She shows a video putting shampoo in it and like trying to scrape it and it doesn't move at all. The internet collectively laughed at her for like a second and then all got very collectively sympathetic for her, which was nice to see. She went to the hospital. They gave her some like bleach or I don't know, they gave her some clear liquid. Never good if it's a clear liquid and it's not water. And then there's videos of, I don't know what's going to happen. I think she's going to be okay. But yeah, scary stuff. Have you ever put glue in your hair? I have not put glue in my hair. Shout out to Tessica. I didn't hate her look at first when I was going into Gorilla Glue hair. And then she starts telling the story and you're like, oh, your hair is glued on there. Glued shut. Not ideal. They said because it like cemented her follicles so the hair kept growing which then was infection, I don't know. Can I tell you something? Yeah. I'm in on the name Tessica. You like Tessica? Just a straight mashup. Short for Tess. Me and my family had a long discussion about if we like the name Tess today. Tess, Jessica, Tessica, fair is fair. You like it better than Tessah? I think so. Okay. Well, we wish you well. Gorilla Glue girl. Kind of a rude name. Tessica. Yeah. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. All right. Employee of the week. This week goes to Jake. I'm giving it out to big baby David a.k.a. Bug Bug Dude. Big baby. On Friday we were here. We were filming. We left. I left early. It was the worst traffic to get over the GW bridge in a long time. BBD sat in that as soon as he got over the bridge, Trevor Barr signed with the Dodgers. So he just had to literally make a U turn go back over the bridge to the studio so we could record our impromptu episode. Good job by him. Proud of BBD. We've both ridden in the car with him. He's got a little New York driver in him. He goes. I was impressed. I thought he'd be a little more nervous. He's a go up the side. Yeah, he drives. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good job, David. Good job. Good job.