 This video is brought to you by Squarespace. I know! I know! Ooh! Leave me alone, I know! I said I would do this and I didn't do this and I'm doing it now. I'm such a liar. Who am I? CD Projekt Ray? Remember when licking these used to be a thing? Ha ha ha ha. Forgot how bad it actually is. I used to sip a couple more sips of my G-Fuel to get that taste out of my mouth. If you two need to get the taste of a switch card out of your mouth, you can buy G-Fuel, code feed him up. What did I actually say in the last video? 30,000! You guys crushed it! What? Okay, this video needs to get 35,000 for me to do it again. We gotta keep going up. But as a trade-off, I have to do the entire next episode only walking backwards. What about 7,000? Why did I promise that? If this video somehow hits 40,000 likes, I'll play a whole part without looking. I won't even look at the game. What a stupid thing to promise. All right, let's go. I have to hold left trigger to walk back. Okay, well, this is going to be awesome. Oh God, why? This is so stupid. I was really hoping to beat this part of the game, but I don't see it being possible. Can I run a little faster? No, I can't. Oh my God. Sorry, I'm coming in. Oh, forgive me. Where are my medals? I am Kennelly. Hold on, I'm ready to help you. This is why I don't do voices in my videos. If you take off from Rivali's landing, it's a straight shot. Wait, am I expected to glide backwards as well? Oh no. What you thinking about, Link? How much this is going to suck? Trying to get down there and trying to complete this whole game backwards? Yeah, it sucks, doesn't it? Backwards? Hey man, it's 2021. Were you in the closet? Could be. Yeah, it is 2021, which makes this our first sponsor of the year. Squarespace! I was telling this knucklehead for years that he should make a website. Yeah, but I was too much of a dumb dumb brain to ever figure it out. The computers ram. Yeah, well, that was until I discovered... Squat. 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Just head to squarespace.com for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, just head to squarespace.com forward slash beat em up to save 10% of your first purchase of a domain or website. So you wanna talk about what that was back there or not? Shut up and just play a stupid little game. It's gonna be a long year. Let's get back to the game, shall we? Don't look at me. I don't ask questions. I don't know if I can fly backwards, but I'll try. Oh, I can. Okay, easy, easy. No, turn around, Link. No, he did it on his own. I can't help it. Hold on, I'll reset here. Link, you're ruining this for me. Don't turn around. Stop it. Stop it. I think I gotta put on warm clothes. Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. We got six minutes to do this part of the game. Easy. It's not like I'm stuck into walking backwards or anything. Easy. All right, there's literally no way I can climb backwards. Oh, never mind. I gotta buy warm clothes. All right, guess I gotta make a warm meal. My, oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait. Let's make a spicy mushroom steak meal, right? We'll throw in one more spicy to make sure it's extra spicy. It wasn't spicy. Easy, did I get it? More? Easy, boom, boom, bam. Yeah, yeah, boom, bam, boom, bam. Easy. The two for the two piece, the two piece chicken McNugget meal at McDonald's. All right, put me on this bad boy. I'm ready. He got hit. Oh, no. I don't remember him getting hit. His little booty, his little Turkish fried chicken speaking of McNuggets. I can't remember how to do this. Oh, I am still cold. All right, I should probably hurry up and get over to this thing. No, oh God. Backwards, I gotta keep walking backwards. Ew, ew, get away. Uh-oh, I gotta eat something. I gotta do this in 10 minutes. What have I done? Here we go, here we go. Yes, yeah, climb link, climb link. What? Why? Okay, climb it. Yes. Okay, now walk over to the chest. Open it. Okay, cool, great. That's all. More backwards, more backwards, Link. I don't have time to be going backwards. Wait, what's that? Can I hit that? Oh, it makes a gust of wind. Yes. I'm doing the best I can, okay? Four remaining. Oh my God, we are not making this in time. If I remember correctly, I think bombs go in here, right? I have to face this way, I'm sorry. No! No. No, what button is bomb? I have a minute left. That's how slow you wanna go. Come on, buddy. Is that close enough? Yes. Guys, I only have five minutes left. I don't know how in Heaven's name I'm supposed to do this, walking backwards. Oh my God, it's cold again. Please be a map or something. An ancient shaft. Well, I just got ancient shafted. How does this work? I can't honestly remember. Oh, oh, come on, man. Minute left. And then it starts getting very cold. Okay, all right, cool. Oh, I can control it now. Okay, no, we're getting somewhere now. We're out of cold stuff now. This is gonna get worse from here. I don't even know what to do about that. I guess I'm just gonna have to start eating things. Yes, yes. No! Go back up here, go this way. Is that right? Yeah. Uh-oh, keep going, little ball. Keep going. That ain't right. Why is it going this way? Stop, no, no, no, no, no, no! Wrong way, wrong way! Back that way. No! There was a gust of wind here before. What did I do to make wind go? Did I hit this thing? Oh, detonate. Yes. This is a race against the clock. How do I get it? I need to... I can't think straight. Okay, so put it here and then tilt position and then eat something. Okay, all right, okay. Three more! When I open this, does it open away through? It does. Maybe I have to jump in there. This cold thing has given me so much anxiety. Why did I think 10 minutes would be enough? Oh! I knew it! Oh, I am so good at Zelda. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. If I go like this, it should bring the carriage over this way, right? Bring it over here. Bring it over here. Okay, all right. Let's try this again without dying. Come on, hurry up. Hurry up! Come on, I'm freezing. Yes, yes. One more to go, baby. Zero deaths, baby. I can't believe I've made it this far, only walking backwards. All right, we gotta be quick here. What do we do? Oh, I need that to hit that easy. So if I hit this thing, what does that do? Oh, okay. Hopefully that'll be all I have to do. And then the last slate is in there and then we're done. I'm about to die again. Eat a fish. Yeah, come on, come on. You know you want to. What? It's hard because I have to try and figure it out in pause menus, otherwise I'm gonna die. Oh, wait, I can pause that. Oh, okay, all right. No! What? So what does freezing that one do? Not that I have the time to figure it out. Oh, wait. So can I trap that on that side and make it quicker? Maybe that's the key. But that's never going to stop, is it? Unless I do this. Oh, I'm gonna die! No! I have to leave and get warm clothes somewhere. I should have checked the stores in the village. Oh, I love that I'm still dying. Well, now I have to get back to the town and I can't teleport there because I didn't unlock anything. I could just go and get a bunch of spicy food, really. But I need to go at least check stores in towns I visited to see if I can get some heat clothes. Because if I had that, this wouldn't be as bad. I just can't think. I can't concentrate. Oh, wait. Can I already teleport here now that I've... Oh, cool. I don't actually have to do the shrine. We'll see if there's anything warm in this village. Oh, the warmth. The spring outdoors. The sun shining on my face. Never again do I want to experience such harsh climates. I just need food so I can make it to the village. If I can make it to the village, I'm sure they sell clothes that have warmth. Carrot meal coming up, stewed... Carrot stew fried wild greens. There was nothing green about those five carrots, but okay. We need to get back to the village as quick as we can. And hopefully there's a store there that'll sell something that'll bring my cold resistance up. Go, go, go, go, go. I don't want to be hit by one of these things. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. What? Do I have my meals? Oh, screw you. Leave me alone. I feel bad for the horse, but I mean, what am I gonna do? It's not my bluebie. Oh, you want to help me? Okay. All right, baby. I can't make a horse go backwards, but that was good. I like that. All right. Now, somehow with my limited stamina, we have to get back over there. Oh, please make it. Oh, screw you. It really just started raining every time. Link. Okay, the rain stopped immediately. That's fine. Come on, bud. You got to climb a little faster for me. I'm so nervous. This has been my most anxious playthrough of Zelda ever. Oh my God, yes. Okay, all right. Okay. Oh, those look warm. Yeah. How is this warmer than my hood? All right, baby. Oh, I'm coming for you now. I'm back, baby. They're already facing me the right direction. That's nice. Cold, never heard of it. Warm, that's what I am. Now we have all the time in the world to think about this, which surely isn't that complicated, but I just couldn't think when I was dying all the time. Go, buddy. Go, buddy. Go, buddy. Go, buddy. Eh, it was so easy. All right. Now, we can all agree that there is absolutely no way I am doing this with four hearts, right? Okay, I'm not doing this fight backwards. Come on now. Oh, easy. Oh, wait, he's gonna start healing, isn't he? Please don't start healing. Ooh, ooh. Did I just scream ooh when I got hit? Oh my God, I'm actually getting nervous because I'm already halfway there. Did something happen? Does he get life back? Oh no, I missed one. I really needed to hit that. Oh! All right, I can't get hit one time. I can't get hit one time. One time I can't get hit. I can't get hit, but one time. Oh my God, I hit the ball. No, no, no, no, no! Ow! What am I supposed to do? No. No. Okay, I have a new plan. I'm gonna try hitting him with the ice arrows first and get him into that stage with the ice arrows. That way, hopefully, we can kill him quicker with the bomb arrows. I don't know if this will work, but it's my plan. So we know the bombs do have health unless he gets more damage here. So as long as I can hit every bomb from here and not get hit one time, okay? Oh God. Stop healing! Fine, fine, fine. Can't hit him over there. What am I supposed to do? Oh, this is so unfair. I almost had him. Get up, get up, get up. Really? Oh, oh, oh! I'm master mode with four hearts walking backwards. Show me a more elite gamer and I'll show you a liar. Oh my gosh, I'm so amped up. I'm so excited. I can't believe it. Yeah, if this video hits, whatever I said at the start of the video, I'll do it again. I love you all immensely. Thanks for watching. Like, subscribe, have a fantastic day and I hope all of your gaming moments are as tight as this one was for me. Oh my gosh, I honestly didn't think I was gonna do it. All right, bye!