 Hi Lily, so nice you came to my cocktail party. Feel free to talk to anyone, everyone in here is really nice. You'll get along. How are you? I refuse to answer this pointless question that is not actually wanted through answer. I'm fine. So Lily, I heard you're a graduate. Congratulations. What is your five year plan? Of course I have thought about it and I don't know really. I have no plan. Five years really? I barely know what I'll do tomorrow. I was thinking of doing nothing or waiting for the inevitable. Maybe go live to a forest as a hermit. Who knows? Isn't the unexpected that gives life flavor? I will probably move to a different city where I can find a job. Are you happy with this decision? What's happened is anyway. Also, I would say yes just because that's what you expect me to do. Yes. Lily, why don't you talk? I'm okay being quiet. You cannot be okay being quiet. Yes, I can. I'm shy. I'm not shy. I'm just pretending. Otherwise I would have to admit that I don't want to talk to anyone. So that's what I told her. Do you agree or not? Did I do the right thing? I don't know. I'm not sure. What is your opinion on the matter? I am tired of this conversation. Whoa, that's rude. I like your presence, okay? I just needed you to shut up for a bit. Everything is meaningless. How can you say that? I want to, so I can. Are you into philosophy? I'm very nihilistic. I relate to a lot of pessimistic memes on Instagram. I have decided to rule out philosophy from conversations because it may lead you to depression. You are like a big kid. Yes, this is great. What do you have? Why are you so thoughtful? Nothing. Don't complain, don't interrupt me. You have pretty hair. Thank you. Why? Not why you like it. But why would you say such a thing? Don't listen to her. Thank you. I made an effort, actually. Yeah, he passed away last week. Well, we're all gonna die someday. Nobody ever survived their life, right? I hope that he at least had a short and painless death. He's in a better place now, hopefully. Um, anyways. In his funeral, all the ambulances turned on the sirens in a tribute for his services. Oh, que maravilla. That should have been really annoying. I mean, annoying, his death was annoying. You're not making it any better. Why are cats scared of cucumbers? I don't know. Oh, I know. I'm just too lazy to answer. I come to make you a company. You're so lonely. It is called rest. I just had enough. Thanks. Where I live, the weather is so nice in the morning. Unless there is a natural disaster, I really don't care what the weather is like, especially where you live. Most of the time, I don't even care about how the weather is in my front yard. Nice weather, huh? The bear comes to me and tells me, like, King, can I get the honey you have in your bag? And I was like, no, it's my mission. I'm a spa. And I have to have a meeting. She was already told me this story. And I was like, what? Is this for real? Like, is this the kind of quality I want in my life? And I was like, yes, of course. It's Beyonce. You already told me this story. Oh, really? Young Yelian, daughter of that fob-getter, has her eye on the grocer's son. He gets to see her once a week when the grocer is her delivered. But I hear she's been sneaking out into some less pleasing parts of town to meet him some nights. I tuned out 15 minutes ago and just realized this is that socially appropriate moment to say something other than. That's interesting. That's interesting. We're gonna have such a good time this weekend. So glad you said yes. It would be great if those plans we made got canceled. I feel sad. Be happy then. Why? I am a victim right now. In the grand scheme of things, the whole human civilization is a speck of dust. So you're friends with Nina, right? Yes, we are friends. Did you know there's a planet that shaped like a potato? Oh, really? Yes, homea, same size as Pluto, orbits the sun, beyond Neptune, has rings similar to Jupiter. I know you're going through so much stuff right now. Please tell me, how do you feel? Not so good. I'm actually hungry. So there's a new guy who hangs out a lot at the bar buying people drinks more than himself. He doesn't tip well. I figure he's working undercover looking for someone. We should talk about the insignificance meaning of our lives in the greater context of the universe. Lily, hi. What a coincidence. Good to see you, my friend. Yeah, it's been so long. How are you? Good. I have no idea who you are. Do you have any children? No. Well, but you're married. No. You should be. Having children and a husband is the ultimate fulfillment in life. Really? You did all those things, but you don't look fulfilled. Darren has been cutting his meat with less savory cuts. What's appropriate to say? What's inappropriate? Lacking energy and creativity, brain is working over time. May self-destruct in five, four, three, two... Thank you so much for watching my video. If you liked it, you can give it a thumbs up. But honestly, I don't feel like telling you what to do. You can do whatever you want. I don't care. Well, I kinda care because I need to pay for things. And I also want to thank the people who commented and helped write in the script. Thanks to you, I can talk. You guys are savages. Imagine how fun life would be if we said the truth more often. Alright, exhale, exhale, bye-bye. Having children and a husband is the ultimate fulfillment in life. The things you make me say... Alright, so what I'm doing here is focusing. You know, the microphone is the... I'm too close to the microphone. It's the alternative Lily. So now I go to the camera. Excuse me. And I use this to focus perfectly on the microphone. You see? So now, I just stand where the microphone is. So I mark my position, which is here. Dan, this is easy. This is very simple. And then I just put the microphone in a very strategic way like this. A little lower. I like this outfit. I chose this outfit because it's really cold right now. So this is my excuse. Because it makes no sense that someone at a cocktail party is dressing like this. What do I know? Never mind. Why, I got scared of cucumbers. Cucumbers. Cucumbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's kill this. I'll go.