 Ladies and gentlemen, Salomite, welcome to the second car vlog in the series. We're getting my old beauty running with a little ogie and sea bass. We got to replace the master cylinder. We got to do tires. All the fuel lines got to be drained, and then we got to get the tires running. Oh, I thought we got to drain them. And then we're going to try to drive downtown. First game of the playoffs, Sacramento Kings, 17 year old you're out. We're playing the Warriors, so we might go vlog and see what's happening downtown. Absolutely popping. So welcome to Saturday and sunny Sacramento. Got oily hands, I'm sure. Actually, it's pretty good. Tillamook, sponsor me. Tillamook jerky, Tillamook. Tillamook. You don't know what Tillamook? The cheese? Are you right? I was thinking, what is it? Toblerone or whatever the fuck is it? Ham? Yeah, if I want to change this all by myself. I mean, you probably can't. You don't know my handiwork. You could YouTube it. How long would it take you? Yeah, just take longer. Probably longer. And then you probably get lost, like knowing air in the system and all that stuff. You probably, like most people don't know, brakes shouldn't have air in their system. You'd probably be like, what the fuck? Why isn't the brakes working? Why the clutch drop and stuff like that? And then you might need to Google it or? But you would ruin it. It would just not work. But you might die on a test drive. I just wouldn't test drive it like that. You got to find out if it runs. You probably find out halfway through that you don't have brakes. The driveway or something. Well, it'll probably brake on the driveway. Oh, it's just when the air was in there. Yeah, and then you try to brake. Yeah, and then you'd be like, oh shit, now I need to brake. It's not there. That's scary. And then like. So you're going to kill me? It's probably say, like, for a bit. So I'm trusting actually you some reason? What if you suck? Well, you're taking the leap of faith that I actually kind of like you. No, I just want my beautiful car to work. How cute is it going to be when it says good company or not? Just an empty space, though. You know what I mean? We just put, back. No. It's the last two weeks. No, I think, I mean, you could definitely fuck this up. Like when we adjusted like the valves and everything, like, yeah, you can probably fuck that up. That's pretty bad if you're off timing. But for the majority, I'd say, yeah, YouTube, you can be here for a week, two weeks. Yeah, I mean, get her done. Get her done-ish. I don't know how well, but get her done in Walmart terms. You know how many stories I see on Instagram of all these homies? Like, yeah, I'm about to do this. It's going to take me two hours. And then like their car doesn't run for three months and me. But like, like that shit happens. Like everyone's like, oh, I can do it. And it's supposed to be small. And then they're there three months later. That's where we're a month into this. Brother. It was raining. We're working, we're working one day, every, like. Couple weeks. Every season. We're working one day a season, one day a season for like four hours. And then I don't have a parts store on go on a Saturday at Buck Cracker. Who knows when. And I can't get Amazon Prime delivery on some 90s car. That's true. If you ain't listening to country music, I don't know what to tell you. You're sleeping on it. I'm not, but you should be. You should be. You should be. Just tell me. You should be not. Are you going to country in the park? I love country in the park, bro. Catch me at country in the park. Hey, look, I'm saying put your name at the top of his list in the statue of Liberty Starter, Shaggy and her face. Yeah, this is hard. That's always a scary moment. When you never know if you're going to break the border, the brook's going to break you. Don't you see me cry? It's when you punch the transmission underneath it. Hear everything. That'll make a grown man cry. That's crying more than the note book you heard. Catch me outside. How about that? So I was thinking she was in the first Fast and Furious, which I knew was older than it was before I was in high school, which was out of three. And so then I just assumed it was a shh. If she was in the first one, it would have been a Del Sol. 2002 wasn't a thing. You know what I mean? That's how I like pattern in my head. OK, I can see it. I can see it. So it's not crazy that a Del Sol's in there, despite how mad it's acting. The Del Sol was so ugly. I know, I agree. But the whole premise of Fast and Furious, which made the series, is the first one. And they drive Civics. Civics aren't cute. And the Supra. Yeah, but I'm just saying they're in there. Yeah, the main cars are dope. But all the side cars are whatever. Yeah, the main car is a Skyline, a Charger, a Challenger, and a Supra. But all the side cars are Civics and Tegras. That's true. Easy. 36Q. This one's all right. Yeah. I still don't know where to find them. They're on Polaroids, you know? The year was 2005. I did. I bought it from 05, 06. And I sold it in like 08, 07. I regret it. That's mostly why I'm not selling this thing. The future fear of regret. Because I know what I got, you know, Matt? This thing's hot. Tell the vlog what you text me later that night. You say you're trying to buy it. Oh, man. Either way, you wanted it. I want McDonald's sometimes, but I mean, it's a good choice. McDonald's is a great choice. Chicken Nuggets in a McFlurry? Yeah, you get the Chicken Nuggets. Yeah, and a Big Mac, and fries in a McFlurry, and a Diet Coke. He had the whole order. Yeah, why not? He had the whole order. Not the Diet Coke at the end of all that. Yeah. You gotta be healthy. Yeah, it still matters. Come on. And it tastes good. But you think those carbs just disappear because you decide to shove other carbs in your fat face? No. They still matter. They still add up. I got eggs, so I can't do that. There you go. Go like to the right, stare at that move. You good? Yeah. Look up. Don't go high. That's the house. Yeah, that should be fine. Look a little closer to the thingy-ma-jig. I'm going to do this stuff. That's it. The thingy-ma-jig. It's supposed to be called a mustache. Right there. Like, yeah, that. Like the five o'clock shadow. Yeah, that's a three-day shadow. That's like a quarter of an inch. It worked great before Matt got here. What? Last time I turned it on, I moved it. Well, that was like 15 years ago. I'm just saying it moved when I turned it on. And then now you're trying to press the clutch and it's squirting. My man, I make things squirt. You're a child of the fix-a-car. You're making a child of the fix-a-car? That's the child, ladies. Is that in a fucking super-soaker? You want to identify as taller? That's so fucked up. I'm actually 5'8", you know that? Yeah, 6'1". Bro, I'm 5'8", because when I got Air Max on, that's 5'7 1⁄4. The 5'7 1⁄4 you already know is 5'8". And at that point, 5'8", basically 5'10". And 5'10", you know that mean 6'4". So, in my opinion, your boy is a 6'2". You want to measure? Yeah. I'll wear them tonight. I'm in off-brand vans on the F2. And I'm in flats, too. Dude, I told you the same. Same height, right? I'm barely 5'9". 5'7", where Air Max is on. Shacked. Not all you guys lie, make me think I really am 6'1". Who's you guys? The short guys. Oh, OK. I was about to say, who you got? She moves. Good job, dude. How far would it go? We would need the pump to be plugged into your car, don't I? Let's do it. It's losing so much fluid. We would need to, one, might go be swimming at the feet. Two, that's even too ghetto for me. Three, that's a fuck ton of fluid. It'd probably kill that whole jug before we even hit downtown. That's not good. Because imagine how many times you're going to need to hit the clutch. A lot, true. Every time you hit the clutch, you're losing. A lot. Brake fluid? Yeah, clutch fluid, brake fluid, all the above. So, let's towel show. We'll wait for another day. We'll wait for another day. Probably end of May. Let's see what the keys. I mean, you can do whatever you want. Yeah, if you want. The mission continues. One more part. But we might not be able to film it. Me and Seabass are hitting the road. So stay tuned on that. A lot of content on the way. We're heading to Austin, Texas, and Los Angeles, and Vegas in the next two weeks, basically. So a lot of action here on the channel. The car may or may not be working when we come back. It depends on how busy Matt is. If not when we come back, we'll try to fix it. Appreciate you all. That was destiny. Eventually, yeah, that was crazy. It will be working. We will run it up. And then we're going to make it look pretty. So stay tuned. Appreciate you all. We over me. Salam, Mike.