 Ughhh. Something fall out your colon? Ha ha ha! Oh, my bad. Hey, welcome back to our stupid director team. It's I'm Kormlin, I'm Frank. It's also Instagram. Instagram! It's so... It's Twitter. Twitter crab. Twitter crab. It's the poop. Oh, it's the poop. sounds like a product that you sell on a late night TV show. Can't poop. Try insta poop. Just two scoops and you'll be free from all your burdens. Today we're going to do a cricket video. This is top 10 runouts in cricket history. Runouts, runouts. So I think that's like when in base, like relate everything to baseball, but like when somebody's trying to get to a base and you run out. Yeah, I'm thinking a runout is like they threw it and it hit the wicket before they got to it. Or do you actually tag them in cricket? I think, I don't, no, I think you have to get to the line. Speaking of which, I don't know what the player is. God bless him. Did you hear about what happened to one of the New York Mets this week? No. He was beamed in the fricking face. Oh, I did hear about that. 95 miles an hour, right between the eyes, shattered multiple bones in his sinuses. I just, that is one of my deepest, deepest, it might be my biggest fear. Well, it's, Getting hit in the face with a fastball. You don't want to get hit in the face of the ball. If you've never been hit with a ball anywhere on your body, the thought of it hitting you in the face and went, I just, I can't. God bless that guy. Oh my goodness, God bless that guy. This is like the top runouts. The top runouts. Runouts. How funny. That's actually a term that's used to describe what happens after Instapoop. Here we go. You get runouts. Oh, it hit him. He swung it and hit him in the backs. What just happened? He kicked it. Who kicked it? The pitcher, the, The bowler. The bowler. He kicked it into the wicket. He kicked it into the wicket. Well, why could he run after he got hit with it in the body? I don't know. What just happened? You can kick it. One, impressive kicking. What is he running? Look, that's his foot. And so he kicked it. Okay, right, and he got back, but I don't understand why, maybe I missed something, maybe he actually hit it. Oh, I guess we're not seeing it. What happened? I'm so confused. He's still, I'm here. I'm confused. Somebody's gonna have to rewind this. Play the replay. Scott Sterling. What, is that gonna have to go to the bathroom? Show me a replay. Oh. That guy was covered in an invisibility cloak. I didn't even see it at all. Ah! It's the Indian. He just did run, and he ran at the last wicket, just where that had to be to. That was a terrible call. That was a good one. No run whatsoever. He's taken on more than 50. He was one of the best team as an Indian team. He was onto it in a flash, had no chance of whatsoever. He had to hit directly, and he's done exactly that. That is, that's it. Yeah, we'll take it. That's six fast. Cutting that angle. You don't even realize it, okay? Yeah. And it was, that's a 10 target. Yeah. That was nickname thinking. That was nickname thinking. That was a very, very good chatter, right? Got it. Yeah. So they're doing half swings. It's almost like a bun. Yeah. Because they see they're playing them too far. Yeah. And so they hit it in their direction, but they come up and get it, and throw them out in time. Oh, no way. Hold on. You need to show me that again. He threw that backhanded. On the ground. On the ground. Incredible. You can do that. I liked that one. Oh, it was cool. This one has no sound. Or video quality. I think there's something going on. I see blue and purple. There's one. They're very excited. This video has made of one pixel. Yes. And it has, oh, 12 views. So I don't know what happened there, but it was, they're all excited. This was clearly a copyrighted piece of audio. Yeah. Relates. Show me. And Oslo motion out. He throws it. He hits it. He kicks it with his foot. And then- Dang! Oh, in between his legs. That's impressive. Okay. Yeah. That's impressive. Oh, mother of all things. Living. Oh! He did it. He just held it, and slammed it with his hand. He could do this Superman into the weakens. I think he's big mama. Yeah, he got it. He has indeed the ball in hand. That's impressive. I didn't know about this aspect of the game. I want to slide into the wickets. I didn't know this was part of the game. Where'd it go? It's way over there. No way. I love this part of the game. He decided not to throw it, because he can be guaranteed he'll hit it if he touches it. Yeah. You throw it, you can miss it. Just like if you're in baseball. He broke those wickets. How many spare wickets do they have? At least two. At least two? At least two. Why didn't he, I don't understand why he didn't just continue on, oh, because the other runner didn't continue. Oh yeah, they do have, that's a whole path. He can't advance unless the other guy commits to come too. He's like, no, I don't want to go. That's really far. What is going to happen here? They're going to get greedy. Yep, here it comes. He got that on a single throw in the air. Holy shit. Good on the guy waiting for it. You're not catching it. Yeah, he let it go. All the way, all the way, all the way, gorgeous. Good on the guy to not catch that. That was gorgeous. That's a risky move, because it could have just, it could have missed it. That's impressive. Another copyrighted video. Yeah, copyright issue. What the heck happened? Hold on. Comes to him. Oh! He's shocked. Look at his face when he throws it. Watch his face. Look, he throws it. He is upside down. And going the other way, I wish they had shown it because his face, when he sees it hit, his face is like this. The dude was literally like turning it. And then that's gutsy because that's awesome. You don't have a lot of control over, like, because you're spinning uncontrollable and you just have to, that's. It makes me want to do, and I may do it because I've had a lot of stupid babies asking me to teach them about baseball. Like cricket without brain. That's not true. But this reminds me of some of the acrobatic and just straight up ballet-esque double plays that happen in baseball that are some of the most, for me, it's just one of the most beautiful things you can see in sport as some of these extraordinarily turned or even plays like there's this one play, it's a legendary play in the post-season that happened. You won't like the reference because it's Yankees and the ball went in the right field corner and the throw came in because the runner from second was coming home and the ball was offline and Jeter came in from shortstop to the first baseline, ran across the first baseline, got the throw, which was way offline, and all he did was catch it and then backhand toss it to the catcher who tagged the guy out. You remember that play? Yeah. That's a pretty amazing, amazing play. Oh, you could have one of the biggest blunders. No, I didn't go there. I did not go to Buckner. You brought it up. Fucking Buckner. Poor Bill Buckner. Oh, didn't he kill him? No. No. I'm so glad he didn't. Oh, man. I did not know about that aspect of the game. Yeah, I guess I just didn't think about it because I knew obviously people threw it and... Yeah, you got to throw it to the wicket and you get the wicket, but the whole sliding into it, I just didn't think about it. I guess that makes sense. Or I didn't realize that there's moments where if you've got one guy over at this wicket that if you hit it and go, he needs to commit too. And then if you don't get back in time, and that's the, it's a suck thing, but it's also a great thing. That once you're out, you're done. So I can, in baseball, if Judge comes up and he's out in the first inning, I know I'm gonna see him for the rest of the game. He'll be in the outfield. He's gonna have a couple more at bats. He might hit a home run. Yeah. Such in. See you next week. Yep. That was great. Let us know what other cricket videos we should react to down below. you