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It seems like yesterday that I was preparing our last Thanksgiving dinner We didn't have very much money to spend on our shopping, but we celebrated just the same Oh, I'll never forget that meal, Mrs. Davis a whole roast stuffed pepper I feel very badly about not being able to spend Thanksgiving with you this year Connie But I've accepted an invitation from my sister Angela. Oh, that's all right, Mrs. Davis I'd ask you to join me at her place, but she hasn't been at all well lately So we're just having the immediate family my brother Victor and myself. Oh poor Angela It seems the older she gets the more absent-minded she gets Yes, you've mentioned it to me Mrs. Davis lately. She's been worse than ever Why sometimes she can be talking right along and suddenly right in the middle of a sentence Yes Right in the middle of a sentence Right in the middle of a sentence Right in the middle of a sentence what right in the middle of a sentence what what? You've been seeing a little too much of Angela Angela She's your brother Victor's absent-minded sister, but don't worry about my holiday, Mrs. Davis I'll get my pearly teeth into something on Thanksgiving Day. How about mr. Boynton? Yum yum Spending the day with him. Well, he hasn't asked me as yet, but I'll toss him a hint at school today I'm certain that he'll invite you out Connie And then you can be sure of your turkey and all the trimmings I don't know about the turkey, but if mr. Boynton and I eat out. I'm a cinch to take my usual trimming Mr. Boynton always insist on going Dutch Connie. I wouldn't say that Mrs. Davis It's just a coincidence that I'm buying him a pair of wooden shoes for Christmas Why worry about it now as Madison star athlete stretch snodgrass told me an English class the other day Live good in the present the future never done nothing to nobody Stretch is a nice kid though. He seemed genuinely concerned about my spending Thanksgiving alone He told me he would have asked me to his home But his folks are going out of town for the weekend with the Dentons. Oh, that must be Walter now He's driving me down to school coming Walter. I'll tear off the table and get started on the dishes Connie say hello to Walter for me All right, Mrs. Davis Come on in Walter. I step over this threshold with fear and trepidation I am the editor-in-chief of the Madison monitor a true true Well, I made the mistake of letting stretch snodgrass set up some of the type yesterday And he sneaked an item into the personal column that cannot but be a source of great Mortification to someone very near and dear to both our hearts who you Me none other I brought a copy with me. Look at this paragraph. Miss Brooks. Let's see it To who it may concern that stretch. All right It says it is pitiful to be alone on Thanksgiving day If there is one way how people should show their real Thanksgiving-ness it is by sharing their dinner with some poor unfortunate fellow human person who is alone Any names. Oh, well, that's a relief. Keep reading Without mentioning any names if somebody wants to share his or her meal with this lonely human person All you have to do is walk up and say you can have Thanksgiving dinner with me miss Brooks Well, this Brooks isn't that awful. Are you gonna punish stretch? I'm not making any snap judgments Walter first Let's see if this ad brings any results Excuse me miss Brooks, but I'd like to talk to you before you go into your classroom I think that might be arranged mr. Boyden. I I just read this rather peculiar notice in the school paper and I wonder Oh, that's a little prank that stretch played on me. Mr. Boyden. Just pay a lot of attention to it When I read it miss Brooks, I made up my mind I'd be the first one to talk to you about it really how nice mr. Boyden Or it isn't easy to be alone on Thanksgiving on a holiday. No, you're so right Many's the Thanksgiving dinner I've eaten alone, but when I saw that notice in the paper I said to myself by George Philip Boyden. I didn't know your name was George Philip Boyden That's just an expression I use As I was saying I said to myself this is one Thanksgiving you don't have to eat alone now What I want to ask you isn't easy for me miss Brooks. Maybe I can help I promise not to order anything over $1.50 Since I saw that paragraph in the monitor, I wondered if Well, I'll make it a dollar even and I'll leave the tip Please mr. Boyden. Just ask me what you want to all right. I will good miss Brooks If that notice brings you more than one invitation to dinner, could I make use of the extra one? You wanted to see me mr. Conklin. Yes, miss Brooks Sit down. Won't you please take this leather chair by my desk. That's it. Are you nice and comfy? Yes, sir. I'm fine, but how are you? Splendid thanks This is the time of year when we should all be imbued with the true Thanksgiving spirit That's why I've summoned you to my office miss Brooks to tell you that in spite of the Inconveniences you have reeked upon me. I harbour no ill will well That's very nice to hear mr. Conklin I have been the source of annoyance to you on occasion I suppose but I am thankful for everything that's happened to me in the Past year take the time you dropped that typewriter on my toe. I Just give thanks that it didn't land higher and fracture my whole foot That was careful of me wasn't it? Then when I think back to the time you stepped on my eyeglasses and crushed them I give thanks that they weren't on my nose at the time But my main purpose in calling you here is to inform you that I have read the notice in this morning's monitor Oh, that's just a joke mr. Conklin. It was written by one of the pupils in my English class Yes, I could tell from its construction However, I want you to know miss Brooks that I was quite touched by that item the more so since I too will be all alone This Thanksgiving, but what about your daughter and mrs. Conklin? They're spending the day with Harriet's grandmother my wife's dear mother We asked her to join us for the holiday, but she lives almost a hundred miles away And she thinks she's got high blood pressure or something so nothing would do but that Harriet and Martha visit her Bless her crotch at the old high But why aren't you going along what me make a trip like that with my blood pressure The doctor was absolutely forbidden it in any event when I read that notice miss Brooks a thought occurred to me Which might make Thanksgiving more enjoyable for both of us both of us. Yes. Yes, since we're both going to be alone I'd like to ask you that is I wonder if you What I have to say isn't easy for me miss Brooks Maybe I can help I promise not to order anything over a dollar fifty Loneliness can do more to undermine a person's morale than almost anything and well if you'd That is if if possible, I'll make it a dollar and I'll leave the tip Please don't misunderstand miss Brooks. What I want to ask you is Well, if that notice brings you more than one invitation could I make use of the extra one? Why should you be an exception? Oh, of course, mr. Conklin now if you'll excuse me, sir I've got to get to my classroom very well you may go Be sure and keep me apprised of all results miss Brooks. Yes, sir. I'm sure we'll be pelted with turkey dinners Spirit of Thanksgiving Are you comfy miss Brooks? Take this chair miss Brooks of all the pie miss Brooks I see that you just came out of daddy's office. Is he very disgruntled this morning? No Harriet He's not grumbling any louder than usual. He does seem a bit put out at having to eat Thanksgiving dinner alone Oh, but he's not going to grandmothers coming down to our place after all we're going to surprise daddy. Oh, that should do it He's so sentimental about holidays now. He'll be able to do his Thanksgiving carving just like always It'll be loads of fun. I've already invited Walter Denton over good. I can't think of anyone your father would rather carve I know he's not crazy about Walter, but during the holiday season daddy's always a little more mellow I'm going to do some of the shopping today. Mother gave me five dollars for a turkey. That doesn't seem like much Harriet How big a turkey are you planning on getting? Oh just a nice eight pounder But will that be enough to go around mr. Boynton's a pretty big eater, you know Mr. Boynton, but he'll be eating with you. Won't he he certainly will and at what better place could he join me for Thanksgiving dinner than in the warm confines of your cozy dining room Well, I would like to invite you both miss Brooks, but I've only got this five dollars That's all mother said to spend tell you what Harriet give me the five dollars And I'll see that we get a big enough turkey for all of us Well, if you really want to come miss Brooks I'd certainly like to have you and I'm sure mother would too But there have been times when you and daddy don't you see Harriet if Walters coming you'll be doing your daddy a good Turn by inviting me. Why how do you mean miss Brooks with both of us there will be an antidote for each other Brush your teeth with cold gates cold gate dental cream and clean your breath what a toothpaste What a clean your teeth cold gate toothpaste clean your breath what a toothpaste what a clean your tea Cold gate dental cream clean your breath while it cleans your teeth and the cold gate way Stopped tooth decay best more than two years research showed the cold gate way of brushing teeth right after eating Helped stop more decay for more people than ever before reported in dentiferous history Yes, the cold gate way stopped tooth decay best better than any other home method of oral hygiene No other dentiferous Ammoniated or not has proof of such results and you should know that cold gates while not mentioned by name Was the one and only toothpaste used in the research on tooth decay recently reported in reader's digest So always follow the cold gateway to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and stop tooth decay best Brush your teeth with cold gates cold gate dental cream it cleans your breath what a toothpaste What a clean your teeth And the cold gateway stops tooth decay best And lunch period arrived as luck and I would have it Mr. Boynton brought his tray right to my table in the cafeteria In spite of the fact that he had a nice lunch before him He didn't begin eating but sat with his fork poised and stared into my eyes with a deep and absorbing emotion It was a terribly romantic moment as mr. Boynton leaned across the table and in a voice choked with passion said Get any extra invites to Thanksgiving dinner Get your fork out of my cottage cheese I was just wondering about that notice in the monitor Well, you can forget about the notice mr. Boynton I've wangled us both an invitation to join the conglings for the holiday. Oh say that's wonderful. Mrs. Conklin's a fine cook. There's only one catch We've got exactly five dollars with which to buy a turkey that'll feed six people Well, how in the world are we going to do that miss brooks? You and I can chip in another five dollars between us There must be some other way Well, there isn't not unless I put up the entire amount and I can't unless I pawn my earrings again I wouldn't care if I hadn't had my ears pierced You have no idea how drafty my lobes get in november You won't have to pawn anything. There is a way we can get a good-sized young turkey very reasonably How by merely eliminating the butcher. What do we do by the turkey from his parents? Don't you see miss brooks? We have to go after a live turkey They're much cheaper than in the stores why we can probably pick one up for even less than five dollars Well, there's nothing to it. Of course not. All we have to do is find a young turkey who hasn't learned the value of money Once we get a good one we can kill it ourselves pluck the feathers clean it and dress it There must be some other way Believe me, this will work miss brooks. I know a place about 20 miles from here A fellow named tobin has a turkey farm. We'll drive out after school and see what he's got Say it might be fun at that a nice drive in the country. Well, sure the fresh air will be good for all of us All of us You me and my pet frog mcdougal And he hasn't been at all well lately miss brooks. What's the trouble? He can't seem to sleep. Maybe he reads too late I mean, where's he been sleeping? Oh his usual place on a newspaper in his cage Well, there's your answer. How can anybody sleep with the news that's in the paper nowadays? Well, old tobin certainly gave us a nice gobbler for five dollars. Yes, he did But I still can't get too enthusiastic about having to execute it ourselves Oh, you just feel that way because she's a hen turkey Tobin seemed quite attached to her too. What was it? He called her again bernice Oh Isn't that cute she knows her name Oh, that's nothing mac knows his name too your frog Of course his cage is right beside you on the seat. Just pick it up and call to him. Oh, that's ridiculous, mr. Boynham. I'm not going to start any conversations with mcdougal Can I tell you well, if you don't mind I'm putting him in the back with bernice There you go mac. You can keep each other company back there Oh poor mac. He's been so apathetic from lack of sleep. He probably won't even notice bernice from the saying like father like frog But bernice is very interested in mac Oh, isn't that cute she's got her head right next to his cage The world is mac doing you have just heard the frogs version of a wolf whistle That's one for the book mac is definitely smitten by that hen turkey Oh What's going on in the back seat now miss brooks something that should be going on in the front seat They're getting better acquainted. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he's asking her out to a dance That'd be quite a sight Oh, actually bernice is much too tall for mac She's a natural for a barn dance Don't see don't now. I ain't bluffing dance too hard and you'll lose your stuffing Oh calm down bernice. I was just kidding Now that we've got her miss brooks, where are we supposed to take the turkey to the conchlin's backyard Mr. Mrs. Conklin are attending a tea party. So it won't spoil mr. Conklin's surprise Will harry it be there to give us a hand. Uh-huh. And so will walter. He's bringing his a xe How do you like that she can spell too Careful with his crate walter. There's a slat loose on the side. Yeah, I got it. Mr. Boynton Now let's set it down in the driveway What a wonderful turkey Sorry mac you'll have to wait in the car She's a beauty. All right, absolutely inspiring. Oh, what a perfect combination The lovely graceful neck of a turkey and my trusty boy scout hatchet Well the charming thought you've been seeing too many kid shows on television But if it has to be done the quicker the better right here miss brooks Want a blindfold turkey? No, but I do Look out she's getting away grab her wings wanted. She's heading for the house. Oh, I missed her. Oh miss brooks do something Don't look at me. I'm on her side She's going through the dining room window. What made her do that? Maybe she wants to try on one of the platters for size Oh Get her out of there before daddy comes home. We want this to be a surprise. Come on in the side door Where could she have gone? She doesn't seem to be in the dining room anymore Maybe she went into daddy's study. You look in there harried and walter you try the kitchen But where are you gonna look? I'll take the closet with mr. Boynton Miss brooks, you don't think the turkey really went into the closet. Do you who knows it shouldn't take us more than 20 minutes to find out The turkey's definitely in this study somewhere. Take a look behind the couch walter. Okay harried I'll sneak up on the little beauty with the stealth of a barefoot pilgrim That might be daddy. He always forgets his key walter. You stay put behind that couch. Miss brooks. Mr. Boynton. Follow me Where are you going to hide us in this clothes closet right across the hall quick miss brooks get in. Okay Be right there Hello daddy forgot my key again harried. Where's mother? She's doing some shopping for tonight for dinner Oh, don't mention that word. I ate so much at that confounded tea party that I can hardly breathe I'm going into my study and lie down on the couch for a while. Oh, but you can't I mean You know what nightmares you get when you go to sleep after eating Remember the time you thought there were bats in your bedroom That was after I saw lost weekend I Don't fuss around me child. I can hardly keep my eyes open But daddy wouldn't the bedroom be more comfortable. I'd never make it up the stairs harried. Just call me in an hour or so, please Oh dear Miss brooks. Mr. Boynton come out of the closet. Go away Did I hear your father say he was going to take a nap in the study harried? That's right, mr. Boynton And I'm almost positive the turkey's in there. Well, we can't be sure I'm going to look around the back of the house Okay, mr. Boynton miss brooks. Let's tip toe up to the study door and listen He's asleep already. Thank goodness. Well, let's open the door then take another peek Look miss brooks the turkey just came out of that closet. She's walking toward the couch Now he's starting to wake up daddy's looking at the turkey now the turkey's looking at daddy I wonder which one will scream first What's that? Oh Oh, it's a nightmare Oh, I should never have tried to sleep after all that food Look turkey nice turkey. I know you're not there But please go away You stay here harried. I've got an idea Mr. Conklin. Hello, mr. Conklin. What what miss brooks? Is that you are you really here? What's the difference as long as it's a nightmare I heard you moaning in your sleep, sir, and I thought I'd never mind what you thought get this turkey out of my study What turkey What was that? Maybe your dream turkey has an allergy The turkey just walked out the door that sneeze came from behind the couch It's just me mr. Conklin me and my trusty hatchet. Oh Boy, there's no reason to go berserk. We've had our differences surely, but deep down in my heart I've always had a warm spot for you Unclose your eyes. How can I close my eyes with water standing over me with a hatchet? I don't call my doctor when I wake up. I'll never go to sleep again Oh, well, I might as well relax. That's the idea, mr. Conklin Take a nice long snooze Miss brooks bernice just ran out in the backyard and I beg your pardon, mr. Conklin. I didn't mean to disturb you Oh, that's all right boy. You'll disappear in a few minutes Disappear mr. Conklin's been dreaming and let's keep it that way It's all right miss brooks. The turkey ran right into our garage and I closed the door What's going on here? We we just wanted to surprise you sir May I say you have Please don't be angry daddy. Miss brooks saved us a lot of money by getting a live turkey. I only gave her five dollars Five dollars. Yes, sir. You see you're not going to be alone after all that was the surprise harriet plan Not only is your mother-in-law coming down for thanksgiving, but we're all joining you too But now I have a dispatch for you After the tea I saw my doctor and he put me on a strict vegetarian diet Harriet and her mother are going to spend the holidays with granny as planned As for you miss brooks kindly hand over the five dollars my daughter gave you But we paid that for the turkey. You can have the turkey all I want is my money But we can't get a refund now. The used turkey market is shot to pieces What will mr. Boyden and I do with an entire turkey that miss brooks is your concern For once I might add the joke is on you Well, I've celebrated some thanksgivings in my time, but this is the biggest bird I ever received Pardon returns in just a moment, but first dream girl dream beautiful luster cream girl Tonight yes tonight show him how much lovelier your hair can look after a luster cream shampoo Luster cream world's finest shampoo No other shampoo in the world gives you k-dumans magic blend of secret ingredients plus gentle lanolin Better than a soap better than a liquid luster cream is a dainty cream shampoo Leaves hair three ways lovelier Fragrantly clean free of loose dandruff listening with sheen Soft manageable even in hardest water luster cream lathers instantly So gentle luster cream is wonderful even for children's hair Tonight yes tonight try luster cream shampoo Dream girl dream girl beautiful luster cream girl You owe your crowning glory to a luster cream shampoo And now once again here is eve art 70 little children in one classroom That's the kind of critical situation your community faces Unless it can recruit new elementary school teachers immediately Our increased school population also needs urgently more buildings more textbooks more supplies than ever Better schools make better communities So for improved educational facilities join and work with your local civic groups and school boards For further information write to the national citizen's commission for the public schools To west 45th street new york 19 new york This is berns let's learn you to tune in next week to another hour in this book show Brought to you by luster cream shampoo for soft glamorous Goresable hair and colgate dandel cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay Our miss brook starring eve arden is produced by larry burns written by al lewis With the music of wilbur hatch. 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