 So, I'll give you the Christmas dinner, so we bring a bit of happiness to the situation. A bit of calm. A bit of calm. A bit of love. A bit of love. And this is an officer helping out people in prison. So this officer, he got arrested with eight bottles of, one and a half litre bottles of vodka, one kilo of cannabis resin, two mobile phones. I think it was, well he never actually got charged with the MDMA heroin and crack because apparently someone chopped one of the bars in half, dug out the hole, then filled the hole and then stuck the bar back together. So they might not have found it. I think they did find it but they might have given him a squeeze. But that was how the part was used to come in before. So we had the class, everything. So, it's time for Christmas day. We got dinner. I think, how many people? I think 18 people we've done Christmas dinner for this day. So basically, coming up to Christmas day, I'm asking all the chaps on the wing because you've got a kitchen up the top. What Nick Marvin? Just to explain, because a lot of people. Okay, so I mean strange ways, kitchens cook food. We're in Swellside, which is a category B trainer, stroke. It's like, it's like where you're going to go if you're going to be a cat A prisoner or where you go when you're coming down from being a cat A prisoner. So it's like the turning point for your categorization within the prison system. After Swellside you're either going dispersal, which is all cat A, or you're going C cat or D cat. I mean, so it's like a weird prison. It's got the A cat prisoners in there that come off the book or they're going to get styled up and get put on the book. It's just a wild environment. It's just crazy. There's stabbings. I think there have been a couple of killings in there. I guess I know, got stabbed straight through the neck. Other people I know have been plunged up. It's just a crazy joke. So basically, I was a very violent individual. So when I was in prison, I had certain rules on the wing. So anyway, cut long story short. This officer got nicked with the puff, but prior to the New Year's, because that was 2006, I think it was, he got arrested coming through the gate on the 6th of January. So the Christmas party that we'd had prior was, how do I remember it? How do we remember it? So I had, we had, believe it or not, we had roast chicken, a leg of lamb, joint of beef, turkey, chicken, leg of lamb, roast beef, turkey. And then in between one bit of meat, there'd be roast potatoes. In between the other bit of meat, there'd be broccoli. And then other greens all the way down. I think everyone knows the tables that you get in prison. So you get a table with six people on it. So then we had, I think, six of them tables lined up in the TV room. So you've got a long table with other food. You had meat, potato, veg, meat, potato, veg, meat, potato, veg, meat, potato, veg. And then all the desserts cooked up. People in there would cook cakes. So we had all these spread up. We had each table, each chair, had a little bucket next to it because we had, I think it was 12 litres of uch. So everyone around the dinner was drinking uch. And then the heads of the table were drinking vodka. Because obviously vodka is a little bit too much to share without the whole prison. So we're drinking vodka, a couple of people drinking. And we've had our dinner. So we're in there all day, eating, celebrating. A couple of screws come in. Said, do you want to have something to eat? No. But we're in there just eating, drinking, having a great time. You can't imagine it. You've just got to be there. But it was like a banquet. It was like a proper table full of food. All the most sensible people on the wing sitting around. And do you know what? The comments are going to talk for themselves because you'll see. Because people are going to be saying, I'm telling you, I heard about it. Because my food boat was called the Titanic in Swellside. And when I got moved there, that's when they said, oh, the Titanic sunk. That was a running joke when I left the job. Because I got ghosted out there because Martin Nelson, the officer, and if you look him up on the internet, you'll see, he got arrested, got two and a half years for bringing a kilo, 998 grams of cannabis, a few phones and stuff like that. He was the number one governor's son. Two and a half years at all. Yeah. Yeah, but he's a fucking prison officer, isn't it? He's a prison officer, mate. So they're going to look after their own, isn't it? He was the governor and number one governor's son. He's completely guilty. He may have given them all the information they need to give them. So I mean, he threw me to the wolves. Said, I've been threatening him, photos of his family. I intimidate him. I've thrown him. I've threatened him. But I paid him £1,500 a month. Like, go make sense, does it? No. Why am I going to threaten you about paying £1,500 a month?