 Okay, all right, the trial now you're gonna have to talk about something without me if you can do that I don't think that's possible. Fuck you if you're gonna bark right now anything without you I'm telling the dogs to bark now, and they're not I won't about the second we start no they wait until you conversation going on Man 22 it's almost gone. Yeah, it's a couple hours left, right? Yeah, that's all right. I mean I mean, I guess we're gonna talk about movies at some point wasn't Oh, we can spend this opening and I suppose a little opening. Oh my god Well, the riddance cuz every year is the worst year ever now There was a few good movies this year Everything everywhere of them Um, I could probably name all of them or at least all the ones that I saw the Northman everything everywhere all at once I Mean, I know doomers got some arguments against top no Maverick, but I like What are you talking about never given any hot takes and yeah, that never happened Pearl is quite good if you guys like sort of character slasher movies Oh, I don't know if I'd even call it a slasher movie There's this movie called X which is a slasher movie and pearl is the prequel to it that takes place in the 1920s That's actually significantly better. I just saw I didn't know that so I'm very excited Tells me nothing about what happens in them. Therefore. I will not see them meanwhile top gun man It tells me all I need to know Precisely everything you need to know is right there in the title just gonna be a gun On the top gun Got anyone here watch Jurassic Park Domino and then min Domino's I did not Second Jurassic World was the final straw for me Because I like dumb schlock, but whatever I just lost interest I don't know how they fucked it up How did they fuck it up? It's the movie that everyone likes to see when the dinosaurs go all around earth doing shenanigans. They made it about fire hornets What's a fire? Wait, it was about it was about wasps You mean like wasps and like that would be kind of a twist I suppose You thought the Tyrannosaurus was the biggest problem. They were seeing the fucking bees they had Not for huge I can't tell if you're memeing is that the actual plot? No, I haven't seen it. I was absolutely Okay, I know that's like the big climax is banning all the fire the hornets with I don't know Locust oh locust instead of the We're evil company creating That's a good robot going on right now. I can't hear your internet. Your internet is not Fantabulous That came that came through God damn puppies. I'll see there you go puppies activate. Yeah Well, the one person who has seen it here is I Think it's fine. No Anyway, yeah, you sound good. He's just locust That this evil corporation created so they could kill crops because the corporation Wanted to be in control of people's food supply. Oh Oh Primary conflict doesn't actually have anything to do with dinosaurs not really Consider my expectations good, I suppose they didn't have a lot to work with did they like the dinosaurs have been released on to earth Like what can you do with that really? My guess would be like at this point you've got to basically make the dinosaur equivalent of a zombie movie or just admit Hey, you know what I'm sure probably not gonna be too good against guns Do the obvious thing the military just going right away annihilating all the obvious ones But you get some cool little scenes where everyone's surprised that like the t-rex smashing through a drive-in theater You know, you know, yeah, you get that the mum who has to take care of it Two kids in a little kitchen suburb while there's a velociraptor running around. You know easy all the obvious scenes But no we need locusts That dinosaur human hybrid plot line from a long time ago that they should just went with that at this point more interesting Oh, there's so many things they should have done, but they just gosh dawn didn't Wait, did someone like bang a dinosaur or was it boring like with DNA and stuff? DNA splicing bullshit That's no fun If she was looking at me if she was giving me the eye and you could tell it was up. Absolutely. Fuck the shit out of that dinosaur Especially the ones that's like all that creepy oil stuff, you know, I yeah, I'd fuck her right near site B Rags, I don't understand why you're saying this like anybody would think anything else I mean like are we still having a conversation or is this like other people who wouldn't fuck a dinosaur? But that's what I'm saying. I'm confused. So Would anybody here not fuck a guy everybody fuck it I mean When it when are we doing our ice age arc? Oh, yeah, you know what we probably done it All right, you know, that's so this is actually the thing I wanted to start with was One of the things on my bucket list of horrors to get Everyone through or at least a thing that I want to do was to drag Fringian rags through into Stella in like slow motion. I did it And well do it. God damn it And so, you know every time you guys in chat were asking like well, you know, what's wrong with the movie? They got their fresh off the heels so that they can they can give you their takes they go What do you think rags and Fringian? You don't have to talk about it for long. I don't hit your brain too much. I bring it pretty I want to know what your take is. Yeah, oh Man, it's like incomprehensible Yeah interstellar is one of the worst movies ever made I Legitimately don't know once you get past the it's got some cool shots It's got a really great soundtrack and some good and some really excellent acting, but that's it I did just now That was me those rags. Yeah, yeah, she being her. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't know. So, um, yeah, it's really really bad It's nonsense. It's a movie. That's nonsensical. It doesn't make any sense Through and through the characters are terrible with how they're written the things that they do say Care about don't care about the way that they behave Everyone's stupid The world building is really just not believable with how they portray it. I Just have nothing really positive to say what a what a miserable experience Maybe that's more interesting for you describe your state of mind at the end of it to Stella Um, I well it took a long time to get through that film So that was pretty I was very unhappy Yeah, there was a It's like it's about relativity. There's a time dilation when we were watching it and yeah Like two and a half hours for the average person for us was more like 11 hours Good say we felt the gravity of Oh Nice, thanks. Did you guys talk about how interesting it is that like the thing they need more than anything else is like Space technology to leave the earth and yet they've run a propaganda campaign to make it so that the public will not allow It's it's well and they lie about the nature of the exact project to the road NASA It's it's an amazing spider web at the top is the big old queen spider being Michael Cain Who's like the truth truth truth is we send in a mission off to go and just colonize one of the 12 planets Underneath that oh, we're doing a big old mission to save the world But only the NASA people know about it wink wink And then underneath that the whole world thinks NASA was defunded and nobody's doing anything with NASA and why? Because NASA was told to bomb starving people in order to solve the starvation problem and they refused So the government refused to fund them after that I that is done in one I miss that I don't remember any When I saw the movie once and legit when they say it Me rags for email We all had to like reload and re-listen reload re-listen because we were just like yeah So apparently because people were starving the government planned to simply bomb them and then NASA said no We won't bomb the starving and then the government were like well, we're not gonna fund you anymore Yeah, get fucked first of all that is in subordination. So I mean The funny thing is the he basically explains that the government were eventually like well We need you to save the world. So we guess we will fund you, but only in secret So it's like top gun Maverick. It's How dare you there's no way that film could be in any way Why was the NASA be the ones? contacted to bomb anything because you know That well cuz you know No Everyone's like shocks Heart yeah, people don't remember all the bullshit in that movie like all the insane stuff. I really didn't know Yeah, the gut like the whole thing about the government wanting to act as if the moon landing was totally fake like My I know I was talking with my dad about it. He forgot that that was a whole part of the film It's like I don't blame you. It's just so chocked full of bullshit Well, the one thing I remember about that movie and I suspect the whole movie was written around was the time Dilation idea where you have like a man who's watching their family Grow up in an instant and I have to I admit I did like that scene of him. Well, that's the only good Yeah, that's that's everyone's like, oh look this scene is approaching. That's really good Man, the act if I may I was about to say I think a lot of it is If I may for a for chat you got He's going right at Koop says NASA Then he's like NASA the same NASA you flew for all and he's like I heard you got shut down for refusing to drop bombs From the stratosphere on a starving people That's a great Koop impression and then you got Brad being like when they realize killing other people wasn't a long-term solution They needed us back. Oh My god, that did happen. That did happen. That is in the film. Those are the lines I ain't lying to you It's an amazing film watch it in slow-mo and you'll understand but but it's painted like look at free He's almost dead. So just be careful. Take water Yeah But the thing I told soundtrack you'd be pretty good though It's incredible the one thing I said those when you get through all of it. It is kind of hard to Properly crystallize what's wrong with it quickly It's um Yeah, it's a cavalcade. Let you even begin Yes You have to say like it doesn't make sense and then people will say like it made sense to me But they don't even remember what happened in the fucking movie I wouldn't like you explain what happened at the end I would love to hear someone explain to me what the hell that was All I remember is that he discovers that the power of love can send morse code through time or some shit Yeah, and yeah, what's the problem? Y'all are actually like that's not realistic. Yeah, and it was created in the middle of a black hole to be like no gravity and Temperatures that are comfortable for like a human to exist in I suppose They code the quantum data they found onto her watch. Do you know how long that takes? The formula to control the gravity whatever that means well simple it's because I think These crazy logical jumps where he like concludes so many things that turn out to be absolutely accurate about the other Dimensional beings in the realm here and and traveling through like different points of time or something Don't follow time the same way that people do except they do because they know when to put the wormhole by satin And they know where to drop them off after he gets out of the black hole I mean did we just imagine us? um Brands hold speech about evolution and love and oh It's like this centerpiece of stupidity for the whole He's like you're they're talking to your therapist right and you're like so listen I have my watch and it's going back and forth right and I figured out it's sending morse code So then I looked at the dust right the dust and like your your therapist is just there on the phone like yes in the police And you like show people and you wonder what they're supposed to make of all this But the matter of course is 72-hour hold because that's how you get put on a 72-hour hold The best part is when morse burns the field they have And then the sun comes back. It's like Dad has the It gives him a hug and he's like what fuck and that's the last time we see him It is it is particularly good When the father punches the doctor that's trying to save his son's life That's some good shit I hate that movie He was just passionate Oh, man, when uh, yeah, they say that uh, why do we love the dead that has no social utility and then koopa's like you're right It doesn't uh, yeah, he just agrees. It doesn't doesn't have any social utility or that she just makes this huge leap Like to come to this conclusion of where though and the funny part is that if they'd actually listen to her He wouldn't have been able to save humanity because they would the events wouldn't have played out in such a way for him To drop into the black hole to communicate the formula through the watch So love didn't save the day. It was actually not following her. You don't save the day insane nonsense save the day shit, yeah well, yeah Dude dr. Matt is like the ship just allows him to destroy himself for some reason you can override An opening of the hatch that will actively destroy your own ship I don't know why that's how well have you considered that you can override it very easily By typing on the laptop and then pressing a button on the wall Simple and they can't override him, but they can stop him from using autopilot and they can't override the pa system That's what they could do Why did they what were they going for with matt damon? I don't understand I think we're going for with matt damon I think he's supposed to represent the other side of the coin right like our desperation for survival will lead into our Kids and we'll do great sacrifice stuff or we will do great selfish acts. I think he's supposed to be the other side of it Yeah, yeah, I think so Don't you like going how like he threw the communicator and it looked like he threw it into the chasm But it was right there right next to them Like right where it is to be familiar I think I think different things would have happened No, you know what he would have just got up Are they disabled his autopilot anyway because tars did that and then he would have blowed up the ship and add Hathaway's character would be like what the fuck Yeah, they just stuck it screwed they wouldn't be able to do anything But to be fair the chasm was gone as well. So who knows what happened The chasm disappeared in the wide shot. Yeah, like they fell down right next to a chasm For some reason they slid away from it while they were falling down and then in the next shot. There is no chasm It's just going close to them. It's like, I don't know. I don't know what happened there with continuity Planet solved the gravity equation and changed its Uh terraformed itself To solve the gravity equation like what does that mean? I don't know. How does that get translated? Do they put it into like a little scanner gun thing into an actual? Yeah There's like a terminal and she just presses one button and she puts on gloves and she has gravity control or something You're just like what I guess Well, there's there's like a sense in which it might make sense because gravity is one of the most mysterious things to physicist But it's just not explained to us at all like I think the film relies on on being vague enough that it can be like well, no, it must be really smart Even though it doesn't really like delve into anything meaningfully Yeah, as far as I understand it. I'm not a physicist if someone can correct me if I'm wrong But I think gravity is one of the more mysterious things that they don't really understand I think you're one of the most mysterious things Oh, I'm pretty easy to understand. I'm just very no, you're not We are the best authority on this That's true Um, well since there is nine of us here. You guys want to maybe play some uh play some games Let's play some video games Absolutely could play a video game. It's on the dot here. Now. I will warn you This is this garlic phone. I got hit with an ad video that played when I was trying to sign in And I think that's new but to be fair to them about fucking time. They monetize this shit. I don't know why they haven't Yeah, I kind of wish I could just buy up front That's the thing let me I don't know if they have an option for just Put it on steam for three bucks. Yeah, do the vampire survivors thing Yeah, I'm down instant buy and make it make it potty pack so I can just buy four and give them out and stuff Oh my gosh, they have new icons There's it. There's a doomer. Are you are you obama? I don't know. I just clicked out the button I I'm not this is not cultural appropriation. Okay. I just clicked on the button. I didn't know you did know If they added a black person before a dog, I'm gonna get really upset I'm also the weird thing is you can't you have to you have to like refresh, right? That's what I'm doing. Yeah dinosaur panda pencil arguably another black person Oh god, I know what you're referring to Why is obama in there? I don't understand Or is it all supposed to be obama just guy? I get I can be a now we have to obama. That's what I'm that's what I'm going for. I'm going to the unicorn Oh, there's another guy with a tiki mask. Wow How do they have two tribal people with masks, but they don't have a dog yet I don't know that's kind of that's kind of stupid You would think a dog would be like the first thing the halloweeny man Like a why do they have that and a pumpkin man, but no dog gets to be unicorn everyone fuck off Dude, that's ridiculous. It's like not only is there no dog, but there's no christmas shit either like wow, but they got a halloweeny man They got two halloweeny men They got two. Yeah, they do they do have two halloweeny man. I just went through the brain guy I don't understand. This is literally tanking the entire three halloweeny men All they needed to do was add one dog and this game would have been perfect Well, I have a cockatoos rags. It's like if you don't add a dog. I'm using ad block Well, there's that loud ad that you were talking about It's an advertisement for their own thing. So I suppose that's acceptable I like to say it's it's hard for me to explain. It is our money I'm just not gonna give it to him Yeah, I'll give you the money. Oh, I was gonna say I would pay to play this. I'll pay him five dollars I would I would pay to play it Get it on stoop Ran more about avatar 2 Oh I know now that er is in the chat. It's all like quick rant about avatar. What is there? What is there anything to say about it? Wait, did y'all like avatar? Oh, not that avatar. I'm sorry Oh, all right, right, right That would have been huge like if he enjoyed James Cameron's avatar too. I'd be like er, you're okay, buddy James Cameron's well the the navi are like animal benders Oh Okay All right, how are you doing? It's not that bad. Avatar 2 is pretty boring. We're missing a player. I am um, I'm just I've just got to go now I've been trying to get it loaded on my tablet this whole time. Because I'm oh, I'm not gonna be much better at art To be to be fair. That's fine. I will the game is better when you're bad I will warn you we are incredibly good at this We're very talented. Yeah, you should see our play emotionally Politically racially, we are good at this. Absolutely. I can't say that. Oh, whoa. How do you have a night mode on that? Where's the night mode? Oh Is it not normal for you? Well, I'm seeing it's purple for me. I want it on your mode. Um, it might be an extension I might have a dog extension for my browser. Yeah Oh, I do too, but it's not kicking in but what does it look like with the dark thing on? Uh, I was just taking a look at the stream. Oh, it just looks purpler It's it's it's black with like it's black mortars and stuff I dig that but does it not does it make the white screen that you draw on black? I imagine that's probably got to be white That's racist. Yeah, it's black screen got to be white like james bond I don't know my interest elbow would be really cool. Maybe if he was younger, I know We already know that as an assassin, he doesn't give away a secret. So that's a good thing to have But you're saying that like he didn't but he did What I would like to do is have him just play his suicide squad character But also be james bond now Well, it was in suicide squad bond was killed. So, you know the suicide squad These two is a different film than suicide squad. You're both so incredible and amazing I hope we bring back Jared Leto as joker. Oh Was it the bad first one or the okay second one that he was in? He was in the second one But he played a great character. Yeah, I really liked The characters in that were really good. That was terrible blood sport Blood sport I almost said every time I keep wanting to say blood shot. It's like blood shot blood sport blood shots are It's a loving diesel. Yeah Sanguine shoot So anyway You guys ready? Yes. I am ready. Yeah. I'm ready Normal mode engage Oh god, how do I do this? Write a sentence as a prompt that sets up an image to draw All right, here we go Even it's simple Well, I am because I'm a simpleton Oh, yeah, Idris Elba was in he was a super soldier in the the Hobbes and Shull Fast and the Furious and he said Friday in the furious That's a Vin Diesel franchise, but Vin Diesel is not in that film. Well, but yeah, they had to split it off and uh, he had to Who's who's in it now? I don't even know. I think I stopped I heard Gal Gadot is coming back apparently. She's coming back to the franchise To what Gal Gadot is coming back to Friday in the furious Friday in the Oh my goodness Oh no I got to draw something just incredible And then that was How are my colors doing? All right, we can we can get some Oh chat no spoilers, right This is the part where I feel bad because it's like everyone's concentrating on the drawing. So Yeah, yeah, God should all I'm trying to draw something really badly now we try and discuss The year while also concentrating on drawings for it really tests your abilities That was a neat year wasn't it not really well kind of there we go we did it Yeah, that's that's the coverage of the year This year was kind of boring wasn't it? Was it was it? I kind of feel like it might have been kind of it needed more explosions Yeah What's Michael baby making Is he making anything he made I think he made yeah, that's right. He made handle but nobody wanted an ambulance I heard that was good, but I didn't see it. I don't believe it because it's like I mean, I don't he he can direct. Okay. It's just he's terrible I'm not sure what I think about Michael Bay as a director I feel like I'd be more favorable of him than a lot of people doing stuff these days I don't know or well, maybe I guess the thing is is like, I don't know. I'm not sure He did a lot of commercial work, and I think he did a good job and I also really like the rock Yeah, the rock is probably best I would say the movie would be fairly entertaining at times. Yeah, not a pain in game. It's worth watching I wouldn't say it's good. I don't like pain in game. I thought it was funny and dumb Yeah, maybe one kind of funny here First bad boys if I was really good too It's true. It was real great. This was just be at the best. Oh, it's 13 hours. That's actually a really supposed to be a tv I don't know sci-fi tv You spoil god damn it right out of time Uh That was pretty easy to describe nice and simple You're so nice I was gonna make noises where everyone is I don't know if I watched the island remember that movie Is that one with obi-one? I have fucking memory hole It does have obi-one Kenobi in it Because that's a remake that's a remake of like a 80s B movie Oh, is it? Yeah, mst3k cover Yeah, there should be more of that remake movies that weren't very good But had like maybe a decent premise Was there no value to it that the michael bay one? I remember enjoying something in that but I can't remember it so My extensive review I I've seen the island, but I can't remember literally anything about it. That's not a good sign. You shouldn't be in the bad guy in that I don't know. I think he dies I can't remember He is the villain. I'm gonna bet he definitely dies I don't know if you guys knew he dies in a lot of stuff He does doesn't he? You're making that up loves dying That was the thing about national treasure So the one factoid I remember about it other than they steal the declaration of independence and the line where he says that The shown beans in and he dies That's right Hard to remember other things, right? That's another thing. Yeah, and you guys watch that national treasure tv show Yeah Is that a disney plus thing? Yeah Okay, yeah, no Fucking hell disney stop it Stop it You're doing everything wrong all the time now. All right. That's a beautiful drawing Thank you. I appreciate that Oh, fuck. I drew this completely wrong Yeah, whatever Oh, no, I made this vaguely look like a dick on accident. Fuck That's the best part of garlic phone on accident drawing pieces The accidental dicks just make it better Intentional dicks are overrated That's all I got. I don't know chat. Leave me alone. How am I supposed to figure this out? Yeah chat, what the fuck? I mean, I could see I could turn around and see what it is, but I'm not not cheater Are you cheering me? No I don't know why it makes a face with shoulder. Look over to your face Somebody ran out of time on this one. That's okay. Jesus Christ. This is gonna be I need to do so much work so quickly Give me more time game No Your heart is to do English like this You're right there. No I've only done like very little of it. Uh, it's gonna take so long Look chat. Those are subtitles. Okay This is valid because it's a movie Wow No, it can't be bad, huh? I see how it's I want to draw the helicopter hat, but I've got room Fuck it. As long as we have these pastel colors, you can understand that the hat means they're stupid Yes, and okay, we'll have uh I'm pretty good at drawing these guys at this point These guys wow You heard me Are they more colors than this? Oh my god, there's all of the colors, isn't there? There's many colors, but it's so good I got a soundtrack in the background makes this very dramatic No I just looks like a cyclops this is a work Oh, there's no word here enough time Must draw a dog I I'm trying so hard to turn around and see what's on his on the screen yellow again Additional temptation. Yeah, it's really tempting others. No What What is Oh, no, it seems chill to me, you know definitely I hope baller doesn't have to draw this on street It'll be fine. My goodness. Do you want me to draw? What the fuck? Uh, I can tell this is what it is I think Um, I'm sure somebody actually wrote this and it wasn't just randomized. I'm pretty sure it was randomized Is what did I draw that? What is that? I don't know what I should do here exactly. What is what does he look like? What is No, that isn't the color I chose at all. What? pranked I've been pranked bro Good artist doesn't play no tools. I didn't blame anything I blamed society Yeah, that's fair damn you society. Oh shit Here we go. Okay You like surprised that I blame society That oh shit I'm really should have colored these first, huh? I like the anatomy of my humans changes all the time Humans are different or just uh, yeah Times like this. I wish we didn't live in a society, but we do There's no getting around that fact Is it though? There you go perfectly represented Someone said Mueller is an AI confirmed but probably because of how good the drawings are and I'm threatening other artist's jobs at this point Um This is hard to describe some scenes It is hard to describe some scenes. We just watched the whole movie where it was very hard to describe some scenes Oh my god I'm really happy with what I've described here This game is fun Oh, shit. Here we go. It's about to get better. Oh my god. This is the best part Oh, and my last one was just a caption and I don't want to You don't want to pee or anything before we? After no Fine there's always someone Oh, we almost didn't have voiceover. It's better when there's a voiceover. Oh, yeah, that's just tight Oh, oh, you need to set it ahead of time, don't you? Okay. Oh wait, can you do it now? Yeah, it's done now. Oh good. I think this will be a good round I thought you had to do it before you even started playing. That's nice so What don't down to 32nd p. That means we can probably discuss. I don't know Hey, it was pretty good. Yeah Totally I stand by what I've said about that countless times Is the I feel sorry for the people who have to defend it because they they gave you nothing to work with like I'm sorry. I'll tuck you in at night. That's one of those like if we were paid to defend it I'd be like fuck. What do we even talk about? Galadriel's arc of going from an idiot to a uh, she was kind of crazy throughout uh You know stuff Hey, what about glass onion and everybody's seen that yet? I haven't seen it yet I watched it with metal. I'm gonna force springing and rags to watch it Oh, hey, maybe I could what when are you gonna watch that? Maybe I could watch it. Oh, well. Yeah, I'll have you in if you want I'll I'll be win mate When uh, when were you thinking of doing that? I wasn't yet So, well, uh, you know what after this stream, maybe I'll concoct some dates I didn't mean to say cock Well, I did Well, now I'm less interested. Oh No, I want cock. Well, wait. I said I didn't mean it, but I did say No, I watch the clock Oh john has returned. Are we ready? Here we go Do you have to watch the first the average gamer? No Okay, do you have to watch the first uh movie and to understand No, you won't need to watch the first a very nerdy orange color gentleman with a fedora Is that blood around his mouth? That's acne. Uh, oh Oh, yes. I don't know a man. What's Dorito does? He's just Amish now He's got holes in his face Crumbs or crumbs Remember this is all the average gamer Ah an acorn You are I see where they got that I suppose Yeah, the little tippy top rags getting pet by Joe Biden. Oh, oh, all right I was gonna finish that with wide top gun maverick is oh That that's that's him. That's Joe Biden during ecstatic man pets rags It's not a sheba tail. That's all right It's your tails I was like how to he looks like kaiju if he got hair I didn't know how to visually represent. It won't give rags the doobie Ah Man standing in line to buy ice cream. I did not draw any ice cream I guess he's on it. Yeah, this goes sideways and ice cream racist hates Man getting assassinated before his dessa. No, it's like hair, but like I kept getting the wrong A big gun who doesn't like pies it's like a person. I don't know if it's to do It's like a dog Yeah, the bullet would be out of the gun's nose not his gun's mouth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it shoots two bullets out of each nostril No, he has a mouth to talk with and a nose for bullets as a pea Oh, no, this is madness off. It's like the double gun from resident evil. Oh, no Large potato man leaks fluids Oh, no, he's happy a squirty potato accident As the potato fell her water broke Rags and frangie watch interstellar. I think we got potato through the entire yeah, we did Rags and fringy watching interstellar. This is doku They're flat as hell now rags and frung those brains give up with interstellar It took me a moment to figure out what the box was. I'm like, oh, it's the ship from interstellar Angry fringy and a dead cow hate love That cow Love I wonder what the cow's name was fringy I'm proud of it being yours and all Yeah, it's a success. Mr. Hunggo is going fast. Oh Jesus This is mr. Hunggo. There he is Hey, we have a face to a name running across a field on a sunny day. Hey, that's mr. Hunggo Yeah, that's mr. How does this go side of he's running side of me He's running the other direction now social media Oh, no, he's going back Elon Musk decides against solving hunger again Elon Musk giving you back your flesh for a fee See it now Great dollars a month. I'll give you your flesh back Oh, that's great blue flamingo bumped his head ouch That's pretty good great flamingo I tried with a mouse on a searing. I don't have my tablet plugged in I don't either. I do now. I haven't used the others into mark's leg. It's all the software Yeah, shit bird flies in a mark's leg Oh, it's real leg nice. What do you think I could do in his thing? Uh-oh All right, we can stay on youtube vegan youtube Oh, I know where this goes seducing the youtube enter a monetizing my channel I don't know what this happens to be that way with horse person. Oh Jesus YouTube with cock and balls propositions horsewoman I What a beautiful lady likely a slut watch That told a story the woman who wears lips now after watching avatar Mubishly steps in front of the memory store Yeah Watching if I put the memory store yeah, why not What is that John is that a club or something? Yeah, wow. Hmm. That's quite evolved. Is that that dog from aquitaine hunger for us? Well, uh Tonight you haven't been really quick to be How does this work again? Well, I guess I'll be back. Right. Right. Okay. Yeah. No problem. Everyone can go pee Well, if he's gonna go, I guess I'm gonna go make it a proper again Braggs has like the bladder the size of like a little doggo No, I suppose that makes sense, right? Does it I've got two little doggos who haven't got up to pee once for the record. Yeah The way your last malls. No There's someone left We're down to eight. What's happening? I'm pretty sure I'm still in I see everybody here still So do I Uh Well in the discord doomer and jay long gonna both fade it out. Oh in the game. Oh, right, right, right I think is do ma peeing and like jay long. Are you here? Oh, there it is. There it is. There's our answer. We did research and we discovered the answer eating dogs Was there any uh, was there anything more on that? I want to make sure Yeah Um, I mean, what is that to discuss really? Oh Yeah, see, yeah exactly that one I have a question. How come sir. I'm someone in chat is saying Six and a half foot mauler is surprised that five and a half foot rags takes a lot of peas What does that have to do with anything? I don't know. That's why I'm asking I just got back from my my my pee First of all, I pee a lot because I drink a lot of water. I always have Like water here in this in this yeti this thermos here by My mic so I'm always drinking it Which is good. It's good for you. Yeah, it's good. Therefore I pee a lot That's good. It's an it's uh, that's how it's that's the price that I have to pay A good for drinking and it's good for your kidneys, too. Hmm. I don't have any kids Ah My keys my knees are just as old as I am I was gonna say if you had kids you'd be concerned that their knees are healthy My kids knees. Yeah, if I was If I was concerned about my kids knees Um, I guess we're still down to eight It's also oh and just to be clear. I'm not I'm not five and a half feet That's way too tall. I'm a dog after all it would be and you measure animals at the shoulder Right you do with horses. You don't measure them at the head No, you measure them at the shoulder. I didn't measure them. You measure them in hands And you measure that the measurement stops at the shoulder. Why dev? Why are you in chat? Yeah, how come you're in chat? Listen to me talk about fucking horses And you're not in here. Yeah drawing lewd images Do you measure a dog tight standing on four legs or two legs? Yes, um, I assume Well, typically it seems weird to get the dog to move from its typical Four-legged position into a two-legged posture so that you could measure it right so I would assume four Yeah, or maybe you could just like put them on their side. You could like tip them over like a cow Rocky tip over He doesn't seem to be into it Also, so I I'm surprised that no one had the contention of equating someone's height with how often they be That was that was the primary one, but we moved into some other stuff, isn't it? It got caught up in all of the other absolute nonsense Madness Uh-oh, we might be entering our fist Oh, no, we're all good. We're all good What happened? Tall people can hold a lot of pee. I mean look at all that space in the body All that space they well, it depends on how uh, it depends on how big their balls are because pee, of course is stored in the balls Dude when I found that out, I was like, no My mind or so I've got such big fucking nuts That doesn't make sense that wouldn't make sense because if you had giant nuts, you wouldn't have to pee so much Well, I think well you have a lot of pee to get rid of you still got loads of pee But this would also explain why everyone in the family looks at me weird when I say give me a second I gotta go drain my nuts They'd be like wow that was fast and I'd say well, yeah, how long does it normally take you guys It explains all the confusion that arose That's why that was available. That's why like cutting balls off was so popular because you just don't have to pee anymore Cutting balls off sounds pretty convenient You're not gonna well the problem the problem with cutting balls off Among many that there are right is that now when you drink it just goes straight out the bottom You can't you know, it's just it just goes out. There's no weight We're gonna drink you gotta go you can't yeah, you can't hold it hold it for later to pee. It's just In and out All right, well again, oh 10th is it's gradually making it in here. I think I have such big nuts So We've moved on and he's just like I have big ass nuts. You have no fucking idea big ass nuts Is that like what British people call some horrific venereal disease girls also have ass nuts. I got damn ass He's got the ass nuts And for a moldy staff that's the lying around everywhere here crazy I told those are yours there. I clean up all of my ass nuts I'm like it sounds like a 1980s burn. All of them bitches around everywhere I go Shut up ass nuts Someone said the banshees of an issuer and made me want to die and it was great Oh, the one thing to die part was great. It was great that you wanted to die Damn, that's not very good You shouldn't want to die Dying is not good That's that's when it all the story ends the book closes Don't want that. Fuck that. That's like book squirm when you get squished Book squirm. Yeah, it's that game on mario party that I'm I love and and they should have released it There's a game alone on steam so we could all play it competitively Is that the one where their pages fall down with the holes in them? Yeah? Yeah? Oh, okay Because I know there was another one where you had to like draw a complete circle among two people that one kind of sucks You have to draw a circle around one Well, they're like there's this image moving around and you have to with the help of your partner draw a complete circle around it As it's moving And I thought that's what it was because you're inside a book when you're doing it. So I wasn't sure Well I disagree Okay, also. Yeah, we're all right. I'm waiting for there's a there's another person they should be joining Yeah Yeah, well Wait, dev you can actually join. Wait, I'll get I'll get him the link to the drawing. That's who you meant the pro Well, it's not it's the you can see who awkward You have the pat. Yeah, you can you can see it Are they in our game? If I give Dev the link to the game though, you can get no, that's not it Damn it. Why is this so complicated? Why can't everything work the exact way I want it to all the time? Yeah, because you skill issue Oh There's room for more people even with my ginormous testicles. Well, that's the thing. I'm assuming discord still caps at 10, right? One down three four five six seven eight. We're at nine rags. You look deaf And blind Sorry, the gravitation of my nuts is pulling the light So I can't properly see things that are beyond the the testicular event horizon Your your testicular event horizon is blocking your entire vision It even blocks like thought You can't even Are your are your eyes? Are your eyes in your thoughts? Are my eyes in my taint? Yes, I prefer a ball. I don't like to call it the taint. I prefer to call it the perineum I'm sorry. It was a politically correct term for a fucking. No, it's just a it's just the accurate term for it I don't want to call things on my body a taint. Why? Because it's a nasty word But it's perineum's a fucking beautiful word I didn't say perineum's a beautiful word. It ain't taint though what The only why don't you kiss my perineum? Huh? Gooch is also an exception. Yeah. Is I don't like I don't like I don't like you. What about scrotum? Scrotum is so so wait scrotum scrotum and tain are the same thing though. No, they're not I like how he said they're not the same thing and mark said no, they're not No, they're not the same thing Correct though. They are not the same thing. They're touching They're they're neighbors. They're neighbors. They're close. They're good. They're very good friends Where does the skin of the nut sack begin and the skin of the taint? Oh, that's a good question to go to doctor in you just walk into the office Take off your pants land your back spread your legs and pull up your sack It's a doctor actually you'd be talking to the lady who has no medical degree whatsoever probably at the front desk And you would just you've already gone to that point of the front desk first off first off. I don't have an appointment Second off. I have a very important medical question Where does the perineum end and the scrotum begin? And then she says sir, this is a Wendy's And you've made a horrible mistake And so you say I guess I'll have two chicken sandwiches, please How does it end? Is that it? um Well, I guess you have to wait for him to make it awkwardly while you stand there and you have to pay You insist on paying with cash But she doesn't want you to hand her and it's a it's a she for the purposes of this Discussion, but she doesn't want to touch anything that you've touched So she insists that you use your card and just use the machine I don't know if 10 person died or something but Jesus Christ I hope I hope not. I hope not Why is it a 10 person cap? Why? On discord yeah, because bandwidth doesn't grow on trees. It does too. I'm about to say I literally grew the bandwidth I'm using right now on a tree Yeah Whoa, pretty small tree. So how about you? Don't be lying to the will. That's that's what they call fake news Someone said rags is for bourbons deep and I and I read that as rags is for bourbons deep Bourbons, I love me some bourbon Hello, there we go Merry Christmas. Oh you all I you are actually fucking joking the second you joined the other tenth just said wait Is there anything I should be joining? Dev get him out of here. Yeah, yeah because it is Christmas because We will be going into 2023 the year of our lord together very soon My canadian brother 51st state north is dakota. I Have a very important question to ask it was something we were discussing recently on the stream Where does the where yeah? Yeah Where does the perineum end and the scrotum begin? What's a perineum? All right. Well boy. Do I have some news for you? Well, I don't know the scrotum is it's probably related you do know if there were there I'm not necessarily related, but it's a good chance. You're very very good friends What do you what do you call the the space in between the anus and the um genitals on a human being? Or I guess on any animal I suppose Hmm. Um, isn't that just the taint? Is that what you call it? That's what everybody calls it. Yeah. No, it's not what everyone calls it I call it the perineum Yeah, or or the gooch. Yeah. I'm not a the chode is another one. Chodes another one chode. No, that is that is not what it Whoa A chode is absolutely not what that is. I've actually heard it called chode too. Yeah, I I've heard it called the underpipe That's a new one. What is that preferable rags? A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long Huh I'm surely not the only person who knew that. No, that's it's you gotta allow the people to have the fantasies rags This is what part of being the human My truth rags. Don't fuck with me. Yeah, my truth. My chode car socks under shoes What I mean like because you're underpants underpants. Yeah underpants When you do you always wear socks under your shoes for the most I see the logic in that but um Uh, no one calls it that. Yeah, maybe that's a problem, but I see the logic in it. It makes sense All right, we're gonna stop All right, let's do the normal one Okay, I guess it's an all one write a sentence. Oh, that's not too difficult. Yeah, super difficult So generic it's really There anything I could add Or is there anything that you could take away? Um Apparently it is the perineum not perineum The perineum wait was ready and better spreading fake news. I don't know. There's so much fake news. I don't know what to do What perineum sounds better? Well, I don't know if that's how it works You you agree you agree with me Even if you don't know it You do you agree that perineum sounds better than perineum. What retard says perineum It's like. Oh, yeah, that's right. I'll you call it or nuclear or nuclear like the regional difference. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I say It is nuclear That is that is nuclear Well, if we kill all the people who say it's correct Then we'll hold me. I mean, I guess but like you could just supply that to anything. I guess right and I will I'll kill everyone. Will you I'm gonna do it right now. Here I go Hello, don't me. Ah Everyone concentrating now Yeah, absolutely. I was this is serious shit right now, dude. Are you serious? I gotta draw the power of friendship Oh, yeah I guess I'll have another because I think it's better represented with aliens. Don't you Uh, sure let the perineum. Yeah Ooh alien perineum now we're talking I bet navies have really blue perineums. Oh, I think they got blue everything I think that that's what james cameron enjoys Navi perineum, you know, he's got like the world's most sophisticated and advanced collection of navi pornographic materials Maybe That uh, you know, I think he believes in it and I think he's telling a wonderful story with a lot of power and meaning There's no testosterone anywhere He made well, he went down there to raise the bar right that was what he was And he did it because james cameron doesn't do what james cameron does because he's james. Oh wait, no Whatever james cameron does because he is james cameron. I think that's what he said Oh god, are we up to is 22? I didn't realize Yes, all right, sell it. We've also got 11 players. We never usually do that Yeah, so there's a mystery player as part of this chat. We'll be able to guess who it is probably by the end We'll be able to guess that I got my I know what this is Everybody's from a tv show of 2022 uh hogan's heroes I don't think that was House of the dragon probably I know that I I How's the dragon hit me hodda personally's an andle did Oh, yeah, but uh I probably say house of the dragon, but like andor was really good too Yeah, you guys e-fapped andor, right? What'd you think of it? I actually I bet I liked it quite a bit too. I thought it was really good Well, there you go. That's your review I was actually surprised how much I liked it Considering everything else the first six episodes of andor and then kind of just didn't go back You got to the sixth one I gave up I well, I mean, and I liked it too. It's just I kind of I guess got busy the week the seventh one came out And then just never really had the desire to go watch it I think I'm just kind of blackpilled on star wars after obi-wan. That was I couldn't believe how bad that was andor would have solved that but you didn't give it a chance And to be fair, right? I will actually completely I consider it fine. People say too little too late. It's like, yeah, a little bit a little bit The it's just a shame that it would be we kind of did that Like I said, we wouldn't have probably watched it if not for everybody being like I watch it Watch asoka though. That's what would be annoying. I think people would be like, yeah, it's a little too late Oh, Mendo season three. Yeah, sure to be fair I think a lot of the people who are watching asoka are the people who don't think star wars is over Right, they think it's amazing. Yeah, they're like, yes star wars Best thing ever. Oh god, I just uh, wait is asoka out Oh, we'll soon enough. It's this year soon. Okay Haven't paying attention to be honest. That's probably a better better strategy I think this this grasps what I'm putting down chat. All right, oh god, what is this face? He's uh, he's got really high blood pressure Oh Especially in that arm Stop laughing beautifully. I don't want to turn around All right, I have to formally apologize for that drawing No, I don't think so It's pretty bad Have you ever seen memes drawings? You don't have to apologize for anything Oh no You know what I hope that's what I'm looking at I have a feeling dev drew this Why Why is it a bad drawing? It just feels like a dev Devs a weeb What? Oh, what the hell? I ran out of time again. I don't have time on the caption once I think of it then I start typing it get halfway through in the time ends I have wait. No clue. What what drawing was the one that you thought I drew. Oh nothing anime one We'll find out drawings. We'll find out Hahaha What It's just it's a funny face So how about that football game man? Yeah, that that there's sports genocide Clemson Oh the the giants versus the dolphins Oh, yeah That was a pretty good one. Yeah, man You see the second phase Oh, dude. Yeah, the second phase you could tell they were just wearing each other down So cool when Dixon did the uh the pass Son of dick. I agree. We're all what I guess we're all son of dick in a way In a way. Yeah That's one way to put it until they genetically engineer a this a spoon Or whatever. So, yeah, no comment on the game free. Um, yeah free. What are your comments on the game? The big game. Well, yeah, but you've heard about it No, wait, what game the game the game Giants and the dolphins. How did you miss this? Yes, sorry boy He's playing snowy games. That's why snowy boy No, that's close enough This I'm I'm really kind of a little bit proud of this I'm not of mine I'm I'm I'm really feeling this. I'm really vibing with this mine. I I feel was was um Not it's fine This was easy to describe next time try a hard one guys And imagine after looking at this picture, what could have possibly brought us here The mind is like kind of that's kind of neat and chill and unhappy It's like when coop is looking through the the bookshelf at the end and you're like, man I wonder what brought us here Probably makes sense Why are there so many of me? You're the long man of the hour That's fair enough. I keep drawing me different as well I don't know if it means I'm inconsistent or if it means that there's just loads of lore yet undiscovered What was the best game of 2022? Oh boy Indeed what could what could possibly you guys be thinking it could be held in ring Yeah, like that that was the first thing that came to mind But then I remembered how it petered off like really bad toward the end and I'm like, uh, I'm hesitant That's probably controversial. Maybe I don't know Mark defend it or something I and some of the back and it's on a frontier is towards the end of the Genshin impact. I mean, you know the mac one the waifu Genshin the one that's like breath of the wild but with uh, my anime girls Yeah My favorite game with minors is deprot galactic I thought you were gonna go there. I knew it And when a game has like an expansion or dlc release, can it be refreshed for game of the year? It's tough to say because like I play guild wars 2 all the time and that game's like over 10 years old now Do you still actively play it? I'll actively play it back in No, I guild war soon Well as much as I wanted me Hey, and yesterday I got friends to start playing it That helps I Roll play no Oh, that helps You roll play like oh look at me. I'm a wizard Absolutely I'm the best wizard around don't fuck off all wizards say that it's one of the reasons. I know they don't They don't have to announce it do they because it sounds just like that. They say They'd uh, ganov never has to say like oh by the way, I'm a wizard He does one of the like the first thing he says is when he talks about the punctuality of a wizard that he is He never says he's a wizard Oh Fuck off Movies In defense of himself it's one of the first things he says It's like it sounds like you're making dialogue up to defend yourself He says those things verbatim He says bilbo you piece of shit. I came all the way out here dealt with your bullshit A nephew who jumped on my cart gave me a heart attack Let's be honest gandalf was kind of not sure what was going to be happening all in all He kind of we kind of winged a lot of it. I see no disagreements. I think that the crime Oh, I think I it's it's fine for him to be concerned considering the crime rates in the shire recently If some randy some random hobbit jumps on your cart You might think that this is some sort of a robbery and they're trying to get your sweet dube That's true, but massive cash slightly smoking Imagine going to your friend your buddo and he's like i'm actually evil that'll be so annoying Like oh, I was coming to you for help and now now the opposite happened Isn't that storytelling? I think it's great. Yes, that's storytelling. That's the art of storytelling. That's the craft What I think was missing though Oh jay longbun knows about the craft That's true. Actually, is that did that finish home with farooza balkan? Was that a movie? Was that a tv show on like cw or whatever eventually Originally a movie The show you thinking of the show charmed and that has no connection Oh, okay, which is well Did they announce they were witches One person's oh, sorry. Hi. I mean not you guys. Sorry. How did you hit someone while drawing? I Okay, look I didn't punch her Oh You felt the need to correct that Allegedly Allegedly, this is all alleged you hit her in the eye Yeah Hello, court tv everybody. I just finished up one of my phone drawings I turned around to pet my wife and I accidentally smacked her in the eye You pet your wife Doesn't everyone pet their wives that's pretty normal, isn't it just me now I do that too you guys um No rags rags there's a lot of wives they pet okay. Oh, that's okay then Petting all the wives yep I pet my wife put a leash on her fill up her food bowl I got I we need to have conversations all of them actually I give her a treat if she's good Oh, that's cute. Oh Yeah, that's nice of you to do I like this image it's inspirational I would say But no matter the insurmountable the odd You never give up Oh, are you okay mel you're gonna survive I need to pour more whiskey and coke and stuff I thought you were gonna say you need to pee more and I was like look if you need to drink more and pee more There's a way to solve this You can cut off your balls No So you have no storage capacity. It just instantly as you drink about 10 seconds later. It just comes out in the bottom bottom I'm not sure what this means But I'm gonna draw it anyway I've got no clue what this means. Well, I know what it means. I guess that's like I mean just like the context surrounding what I could possibly You know I feel like they should have more Colors in the set before because they need to yeah They need to make like the light nice little color slider, you know Got like a lot of them and they just slide it around. No, that's not what I meant Oh, it isn't No, not what he meant the game man. It's all everything's too confusing Yeah You don't I made a mistake in the game by clicking a thing. Oh, okay. Oh, no, that's not what I meant at all Yeah Okay, basically desk you were correct about what you said Oh sick. That's really awesome desk. Thanks, man. I'm really proud of that What? Oh Like it says he took it all in guys. What else am I gonna draw? You're gay fantasies. No, just regular fantasies Nice. Wait, are you saying gay is atypical? No, I'm saying you're not allowed to say it that you shouldn't be saying that gay fantasies You should be calling them regular fantasies. I'll give you the a pass. You could say that things that are not normal or atypical Wait, what's the a pass? anus Autism they hate us because they anus I don't know what's a balance on his nose Uh, he's starting to have left. Okay. I better draw the people Bring them last. Oh god, he's doing a nazi salute. Fuck Dude, I hate it when I accidentally make that happen No, these are romans saluting their emperor Allutations, emperor Boom boom. Okay. Well, that was not intentional I don't know if artwork gets away with that, you know, like you always want to just give them hats now They look like juice, which is fine, but it's not what I Like it doesn't help solve what the image is. Yeah, because art can be interpreted and you don't want that Yeah, I agree. You're gonna stop everyone from interpreting on Jewish people Why did What is this even say? What what is that? Is that an s or c? Can't help me out. What does that say? I wanna open the stream and find out, but I can't Electric rig it Whoa. Oh wait. No, that's fine Mm-hmm rig it Is that like a like a frog with a speech impediment? I don't know Screw that up. What the fuck? There's no way I could draw this I've forgotten how to do Like This is this is how you do it, right? Chat chat help me out. Okay. You got to guide me The autism I feel like that's that's done it already Uh, what else do I even need at this point? Yeah minimalistic, but I think this one is shit. Fuck You saying that the appropriate ending to what free you just said was shit fuck No, I just can't draw. I just thought for a second that you're ripping into his artwork, which is just inappropriate, sir I For he's way better at art than I am dog Yo, don't sell yourself shorter. I've seen some stellar work from everyone here. Oh, no I've seen some interstellar work from some people here. Yeah, that's not good Yay Oh, that's not a good enough yellow Let me out of here game Probably racist what you just said, but I'm not sure. No Oh Just regularism When in doubt assume racism High blood pressure cow. No, no, no just oh that's gonna you could could do that. Oh fuck Oh No, that's not the color. I'm choosing. What are you making up? Oh god? I tried Oh, no, um, wait, what is this? This is pretty well drawn, but I don't know what I'm dealing with Is Kinda This is a wonderful piece of artwork They're all wonderful all of them every last one of these are gonna be oh no What god damn it Why did I get this? Oh no I'm like hop hoping this doesn't look anything close to what I have to actually get All right, we'll get them nice and Go red Plans have the the paler makeup, right? Oh, that's not pale enough This music is very suitable chat. It feels like a csi sort of thriller music and I'm drawing Well, I wouldn't want to spoil How are you guys doing? What's your experience of drawing right now? My experience right now is I'm definitely gaining experience. Um, is it applicable experience or experience that I'm glad that I got I don't know if I could honestly answer that in the affirmative Mine of course is going wonderfully I keep having to draw you mollard. It's never in a good light. I'll put it that way Oh like it's dark We're not time Jesus I kind of need more time to finish this Well, you're not getting it get over it. I can never No Uh, that's some meta shit right there Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump Yeah, I can pack a reference in there I'm gonna pack a reference in there like a Ball can pack in p. Oh, that was a powerful one. Oh, this is just no All right, I guess so I could do that I don't want to draw two clowns again in a row Oh I bet you're getting like repeats. I think I know they're not this it's not even the same goddamn clown It's not even the same cloud. Sometimes the color you choose isn't the color you choose Uh, definitely it changes. It's unacceptable. I'm calling the manager. All right, Karen Dude, I watched that movie. It was great You liar, why haven't they been a sequel? What the fuck? Wait, what what movie? Aaron There's a Karen movie. Oh my god. Oh, you're in for a treat Wait, what? Yeah, look it up. Look it up. There's a new film movies on it. Go watch it It's very scary. So be warned you should be warned Be afraid whips and chains How did we go from whips and chains to whips and chains? So good. So good. Yeah So good those whips and chains We also got this thing Whips and chains. All right. Good enough. Whatever. Fuck it. I don't know what color this bastard wears I mean, I feel like I fulfilled my my obligation. I don't know Yeah, you probably had a good life too Probably did Here we are If I draw a person with white hips No, don't draw shit. I mean, I guess Okay, we got it in there. We got it under the wire. We got it. Oh shit. I didn't add that. You're right Wait I'm looking a little sus in this picture Susie was he? I don't even what am I what's what am I achieving here? Oh, this is this is a joy of competition This is the thrill of gaming. This is what gamers play Oh, no, oh, that's not good enough. I want to remember how this is drawn. It's been ages You feel your skills have been tested today, everyone My skills have absolutely been tested. Fuck this game We have got skills have been pushed pushed far past the limit Rags, you know how to draw clowns better than anyone now. Do what? No I'm such suck at clowns. Oh, so you're saying there's progress to be made and you have to play some more Of course, there's progress to be made More clowns, please I have no clue how to draw what I'm currently drawing You know what? I could agree with you on that one About me though Everyone like knows that I'm pretty amazing at drawing and so this this may come as a shock that I'm not, you know Doing so great on on this one Uh, I'm sort of just throwing shit at the wall and kind of hoping it translates Which I think you got you got details in here that really do sell it, you know Like that's kind of the beauty of art is that anyone can just do anything and claim anything really Like I can just say this is good I'm thinking so I think you're right. I think you're right on this Oh my god, oh, I read the prompt wrong. Oh, fuck. It's completely. Yeah, I'm sure This is totally not exaggeration. This is just one to one through That's good enough I don't know if that was a balloon or if that was a sign. It's hard to say Why We're almost at the end boys. Oh another one. I thought we're done. Shit. No, you're never done. You could never leave I mean you'd like to It'll be tough Look chat this requires concentration. You know it Wait, no Look, it'll all become it'll come together once I put yellow in there But what that's not the color Ducks have andors Absolutely all the all ducks have andors Like kassian Probably Some time give me some time I don't even know what I've made That was close Pretty satisfied with my final one. Well, I feel like I've achieved a lot today I'm exhausted. I think I need something was achieved Clams are hard to draw dude. I'm as I'm so excited to see how some of these are like received. I'm I'm stoked These stories are like wrong Yeah, we know the we're just making seasons the best story ever with a goblin. Oh here we go. It's us in the goblins Brad goblin Wow mark you suck Yeah I was trying to type I was trying to type but I couldn't figure out how that works The inglorious bass is about to drop but we still got the goblin All right goblin turns into fringy, of course Yeah, that's about right fringy takes it all in and balances with his nose Oh Oh Fringy in binding of isaac why do you balance cheese on your nose and Fringy lurking in the red room that is biting of isaac. I'm happy with that Oh Fringy's eyes simply couldn't handle what he saw John didn't draw the horrible thing. I'm impressed when he comes to the realization. He can never say enough No Raps gets his taint shaved The sweet embrace of giving up Of metal interstellar all An alternative interstellar I Icarus about to be sucked into sun reminds him of sun. Oh, I was going for alternate ending Man falls into the sun and is sad about it Why'd you come on the dick The rogue man flees from an attacking sun Man I think that's a bare macabre Maca quacka, maca quacka, maca quacka How do we get you so I misread this Yeah, yeah, I misread it That's terrifying He's friendly though. I'm just glad I didn't see my tank. It shaved bucks bunny celebrates Christmas All right Bunny gets a present Easter bunny kidnapping the world's carrots for his fave only Oh, there's a carrot. Yeah, that's a very tiny carrot I'm out Easter bunny realizes he will outdo the miracle of christ I Know that rapper died for your sins The rat died for our sins he was a good rat We'll have to assume you dead ass mouse Oh Oh, that's messy. Wow. Damn grizzly death. The only good rat is a no living rat Definitely a rat We went from a buddy to a rat. It's not too bad. Yeah Catching a grungis a grungis grungis Yeah, that's what a grungis is we all know that yeah Oh god I think the Pikachu stays for like all of this Getting hit with a rock this isn't some horrific Vincent van goh image And this one is attacked by a fast train cloud You can tell it's a rain cloud because of the lightning well Pikachu is terrified of lighting which seems odd Pikachu's true nemesis is it clouds on the lightning or blue lightning Oh god, that's Pikachu Well, I may only have one arm I'm only Well, we stuck with Pikachu the whole time. Yeah, good job Pikachu He stayed I feel like I didn't know what to do with that. It will be difficult to use a different Chance of meal balls runs ashore meal balls. Oh, Jesus. I miss a meal ball. This was hard mode this one Yeah And they're all dead they all die. Yeah, I know dead stick figures shipwreck on beach Forever He led us into a swamp Well Colonizers discover Oh Dolphin jumps from water That was again, I rendered a time before writing Killmonger tries playing Experimental project dolphin peen has been released No, he wants to be just regular dolphin, I think it's just a normal dolphin or normal peen. I don't know Yeah See that's one set of Like a little face with a goatee on it A sheep drinks some green tea goats have balls in real life, man allegedly Doesn't change the image at all Allegedly That's good Cow getting high. Well, that's probably good to say to save now There you go. It's like he's got a whole new scratch crack pipe in the summer sun Haha A cow getting high Cow is high smoking weed He's just rolling in him Look if you've been there, you know Rags comes to terms with the gooch. No, no perinium forever All right, that's okay. No, he's okay with that The in their cave A very cool dog considers venturing into the cave I love spelunking Okay, all right Rags loves his little indiana jones clown Rags thanking his clown molester You molester me. Thank you. Rags is happy being molested by a clown I needed more time damn it Ronald McDonald transformed rags into a happy meal. I've already got a happy meal In seems Ronald McDonald brainwashes McDonald's meal Now's Barkley contemplating the meaning of life contemplating I A very smug man goes for a slam dunk He's very smug Oh, no, it's me. Yeah Is that a lamb? That was me dunking on them, okay That's a steep curse at his coronation Well part of that is the coronation I thought that was a crown What was a crown the thing on his head? No, there's nothing on his head All as broccoli and anus fetish That's what this turned in for as I call it a veggie wedgie disembodied moler had desires asked to stuff broccoli into You Mowler finally grabbing a big carrot I rescued him. This is Mowler's uh carrot arc. Yeah I think carrots are cool. I think carrots are pretty great. Especially Exactly. Yeah, yum. Hmm. Good stuff. Guy shaves his gooch. Oh, so anyway, back to the Anyway, I hope you guys like There we go, we're safe again, okay, we're out of the woods. Oh, thank goodness. So to speak Mowler warns children about avatar 2 No kids Blue Na'vi kids aren't allowed to see their move No James Cameron barring anyone with too much testosterone I Honestly just happy to draw a buff guy Beefcake, yeah, I'm strong bullying and on his way home from the nano gym. Oh, yeah Very small machines boy child boy child Oh, that's a lot of little knots stick figure says nano machines. Yeah, that's pretty straightforward pretty straight Son Say topical meme phrases about video games what boy Who doesn't know what a pair and yum is Or are like half of them about to fucking me You well, I don't even know what's happening. Did the game just crash. Oh, I got that one. Oh No, you you got to eat. Oh you need to join tiny Oh fuck, I'm sorry Sir wait Tiny hand club trying to find bidik I like that bidik Man laments his tiny hands, you know, they say Trump reaches enlightenment finds peace with his tiny hands Trump prays to the lord That actually could be trump saying my son to god It could be magam man asks god for the best words magam Guy wearing a red hat Focus on the good that's like a red hat tim pool has seen some shit Wow And pool is not ready for the civil war that's happening any day And the last one the power of friendship. Yeah, again, I wanted to go for the aliens loyalty honesty, they're making friends Sex offender fumbling All right, we're there. We're there. No friendship. What is what? Um A very creepy face lusts for the trombone. Ah, you still know Guy hesitant to play brass instrument Oh A young kenny g quit scang banging for his passion To bill what is it wrong? Was it side I thought it said rig it Joker hates rigors No Joker banned from twitter it would happen it would The joker has been banned on twitter. All right, this ever wants to draw and continue it because it's so totally would happen Joker refuses to puddle Oh I'm gonna duplicate some food you guys can bring in the uh secret guest Wow That I'm making the dinner for her. She works outside the home. I work at home. Oh He did it backwards Well, uh, happy new year everyone. I'll talk to you next time Wow, you can't say that we're live. He'll he'll hear it Solid canadian boy right there Oh, yeah Oh, gee nice. Okay. So now Everything's working properly. Well, I was thinking would you guys be interested in trying out good old, uh Remember the one we used to play the one where you make things fight each other. Yeah Yeah, let's do champed up Is this just a garter phone mode or is it a different game? Oh, well, it's I gotta set it up through a It's a uh You don't know jack box. Yeah. Oh, yeah And then we just joined through I saw oh, I was watching football last night And there was a jack box ad a commercial for jack box Did they just release a new one a new I think it was like the like a tv version like a tv party thing you get Okay for like houses Yeah Which is where the tv's Wait, they sell tv's now Um, what can I get? Yeah, you don't have to go to your friend's house to watch him You can get them yourself at the store And if you live in murrica, you can have as many as you want Alrighty I fixed to this. I uh, it was my mistake earlier. You got I was using your old profile to invite You got a new one Oh I need coffee. Hold on dj. Hello there Hello, happy new year at least in two hours It's not quite yet. Yeah. Yeah I'm sorry. Wait, which is uh Oh, shit. I don't have it downloaded which which jack box. Is it metal? Do you remember? Is it six? Hold on four four or six I'm it. It's the newest one. I know that right or at least it was my newest one. Is that seven? Jesus Champed up. What's the name right? I suppose I could hit I could google it, but that takes a lot of work I did it seven apparently it's seven. Oh, shit It's gonna take two gig and there's no way I'm able to download that and stream and do that in a quick time So Wow so much for growing your own bandwidth, huh? I mean by it's that's pretty bad You need to just download more which show which one is it now? Yeah, it's like a muscle. Yeah, which one is it? Seven seven dammit Well We're gonna have to play more of this game. I guess I know you all hate it which you know You left the website. Yeah, I can't go now. You have to watch another ad Oh, shit. I clicked off too. I'm doomed as well Uh-huh. You all have to choose your accounts again and probably choose obama. I don't know why he's Playable. Yeah, we have like four or five obamas last game. I want a good stop by the way steam froze We'd like oh Just just go waste team Enough of your shenanigans No need to find macaca twos again. Oh god. Don't freeze my whole pc or something Okay, we're good All right new turn we can still try which which are the other ones we like I asked us every time so always forget Wasn't there the animation one? Oh, well animation and knockoff, right? Yeah, they're both pretty good. I um, yeah Yeah What rags you what? No, I'm happy. What were you gonna have fun with my friends? I was just gonna ask what er calls the place between um You know between what a scrotum and Between well, but what's between the scrotum and the taint? What is what what do you call that's very specific area? Is that the front of the perineum or the back of the perineum? I don't know. It was called the perineum. I never really gave it any thought, you know Yeah, well first off. We all know that's a lie second off. It is indeed called the perineum. That's where it's uh, that's where it is Today I learned. Wow today. I learned so whenever you're with a lady in bed And you're feeling like uh feeling kind of like it's sexy time maybe and you want her to be very specific with her um Administrations and you could uh say, you know what it's called now instead of saying could you just stroke the sort of uh zone in between the uh, the testicular region and the um, the ani To which she will then ask the what and then it kind of slows the act down It's kind of like awkward. How do we have to why are we at six players take off your clothes? And like is that too many like six people would never play with us. Is that why? My goodness But most people only have one. Wow. It's like you didn't listen to anything that happened I had to do something. Oh, I had to do something Moller can't download the champs. He's over here right now Moller can't download the champs. So we're going back to gordic Yeah, I didn't do it ahead of time. I would have done it ahead of time But I had no idea I was going to decide to do things before I did them You know I was all the time And the thing is I don't know if I can get away with downloading something while streaming I can try it and then everyone in chat could be like everyone sounds like a robot We can do that if you want chat. Do you want me to try? It could be fun. We can try and sing christmas carols while it's happening and we're all robots Chat you ready? We're gonna sing christmas carols Preparing the files for install Everyone's saying yes. Do it. Yes. No. Do it. Yes. No, no There's too many answers that are different. What am I supposed to do? Hey, well kevin mackley out lag too All right, here we go. It's downloading. Here we go. Everything's gonna lag Yo Anyone ever seen the legend of quora? Uh, no, thank god Apparently it'll take 10 minutes, so 10 minutes of caroling let's Yeah, we can just chat for 10. Do you guys want to have you done that before chatting whatever? On occasion Why is it so loud? What the game? Well, it's It's playing an ad at max volume. What the fuck? Yeah, and you cut there's no volume controls, right? You could only wait for me. No, there's no volume controls. I took my headphones off and I can still hear it Do you know that makes it feel more? Like it's always annoying, but it also makes it feel more tacky and like less properly done when there's no volume control Like it's an infectious virus Talk about uh, uh, uh, I haven't seen it yet. Mel. I'll do it Wait Let's get the update er have you seen avatar 2 Uh, the way of the water you mean, of course dude, everyone's talking about it. I haven't seen the original avatar Oh Why it's incredible It is incredible. It came out around the time of uh, the last airbender I remember I was too busy for that several years Boy that I was like, fuck you for stealing my my my precious avatar's name I was an as an avatar fan. He never went outside. So he would have never gone to a theater Well, I went to the theater to see the last airbender, which was one of you went to a theater for that Oh, wow Of course I did. I was such a huge avatar fan boy. Of course. I would do it Wait, did you have wait question? Did you have hope from the trailer when you saw shamama nana lana man? Uh Well, the original teaser I maintain is great But um, yeah Uh, that was just the biggest disappointment of my life. So you would say the film the last airbender is an incredible film It's just not a great avatar movie. Is that what you'd say? That's not what I would say whatsoever Oh, man Objectively awful film Every single possible way imaginable. Have you got a standalone video for that? I forget No, I do not and then I like this. This is no point. It's just there's no point Is it because nobody likes everything going bad bad bad bad bad bad all the way to the end? Well I think you should make one right before they release whatever the new thing is. It's a Netflix show, right? Is that what's happening? Yeah, I don't know what's going on with that. Apparently they wrapped up filming like months ago Oh, I don't know I don't like it when they wrap up filming because that means you you've lost all hope, right? It's coming I guess backfield got stopped Well, I mean there was this film that they made called back girl I'm waiting for the leak so we get the we want to see it Yeah, I'm a leaked back girl cut. It was really cool to see a movie that got deleted by its corporations The company was like, no, we'll just take the l on this one. We're not even gonna show it It was so bad. We we made it absolutely absolute cowards. Yeah I don't know. That's kind of ballsy to make a whole fucking movie. It's just a side It we're not When you have a streaming service too, it would have been so easy to just say hey, it's on a drop it on there They should have lowered the quality of our streaming service We should have had they they put it on to a usb and then they played that usb on some whatever and recorded that Straight onto a brand new camera that's high quality and then put that file on the internet through some distant bpn accounts So that we could get access to that film and no one gets in trouble, you know Well, they should have done but they didn't do it. Anyone has that be the hero We need you to be we need to see this film I I need I need to see this film Do you imagine some country gets like a bunch of mercenaries to break into a vault to get that movie? That's a plot you gotta get that a movie that'd be great And like, you know the reality is the film isn't like nobody used to the film's pretty mere But they realized like well, it was the mission that mattered. That's what this was all about It was the principle and that's what the film's about. That's the theme. It doesn't matter about the film really It's about getting the creative work out of the movie that DC thought was too bad Hey, man, apparently it tested better than black Adam Really? Yeah, the black Adam Not the dream of changing the black Adam adventure Dude, I love the statement like yeah, you know, I might come back sometime as black Adam. Everyone's like, oh I think Their specific like quote was like, oh, yeah, we'll explore, you know possibilities in the future with multiverse. It's like, ah No, you won't I don't know man, it cost too much money and it didn't make much money Is there evidence to show he's really passionate about black Adam? Or is he just passionate about the concept of having his own MCU sort of thing? He I'm pretty sure that like on and off for like 15 years that was meant to be something happening with him and black Adam But like for any investment in the character. I don't he seems to like not care about shazam at all Just kind of weird, right? Like yeah, black Adam's awesome. It's kind of like, yeah, lex luth is great Superman, you know, well, whatever. Yeah, who cares about that guy I don't know. I think he just wants to fight superman. He wants a movie where it's Like dwayne johnson fights superman and it's never gonna happen now. Oh my god Here I go trying to boot up hearty jack back box to 12 seven hearty jack. Oh, I love hearty jack Back box. Oh, I love me hearty jacks. How does this work again? It's the eye host and then you guys can go in the browser, right? That's how that works. Yeah So we're not doing Can I can I leave this time? Oh Yes, oh god, it's boot up on my fearless laugh monitor. No That's the wrong Stop complaining. I'm gonna keep complaining now that you've said that Oh, wow How do I how do I fix this the settings have volume volume volume volume and full screen mode I guess alternates a not full screen mode. Fuck you Okay, that's not what I want um Cool Oh, fuck's been so long. I don't remember what I'm supposed to do because I gotta hide the The thing that you guys join on overnight because I can only just post it in Yep Oh, this has its own music too. Okay. That's good. Uh, all right. That's probably all fine This is one of those like we're gonna have to play it and figure out what I've done wrong later Things. Oh shit. There's only eight players max Sorry Fringy No Well, I'll obviously let's flip a coin. I guess good Buranjo. I'm cool. Okay. Well, I'll be around right I'm gonna be around for the whole time. So rather less So, but so we're losing Fringy and uh Metal by the sounds of it. Yeah, well, maybe it makes sense to lose me because I can just talk I think well, oh, you actually joined the Does it wasn't actually joined me? I don't remember. I think I don't think it does. I think I have to join Um, oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, no, you should be fine. Yeah, because I have to dedicated server Will you swap computers with metal? Wait, what? He doesn't need to join. He doesn't he needs to join. There's like no one on that server right now. Yeah You know what? Well, I want to see how how this goes. That's the room code. Everyone jump in. I suppose I will Hold out as well as Fringy. I guess Wait, I know what's the website. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Okay. So the way this works is you have to go to jackbox.tv. I believe I was like, uh Let me have a look here. Okay. Tell you what tell you what, uh, clearly people like to make sure the host man is actually in the game What the fuck is that? I'm sorry man. My dogs are Other dogs. Fuck you. Fuck you. There's a problem on that. It starts breaking while he's drunk. Actual piece of shit. That's probably some Slur. Wait, what were you saying, Desk? I'll leave. No, no, no, no. We don't need anyone to leave because You got me out and then I think Fringy already said because Fringy's gonna be here for a while. People don't want you out. I don't, like I said, I can talk so it's fine. I can come back later. Cockhead. Cockhead. Play the game. Play it, Desk. It will hit you. Emotionally. Please, no. I'll call you flimpy diggers. I will be as surprised as chat-off. You can't just call people flimpy diggers. They made rules against it. You get banned from twitter like the Joker. No. Is that what Joker 2 is gonna be about? How about how he doesn't like rigorous and he got banned from twitter so he made a musical to express himself? And he invited Lady Gaga. Joker has a problem with black women. Oh, that was a classic. Oh, yeah. All right. That takes me back to the good old days. Who are we missing? Is it Das? Hang on. Is that traitorous Das? It gives you 10 avatars to select, but there's only eight people. They're also bizarre avatars. Yeah, that's why I chose Cockhead. I chose Cockhead. And I can't show the screen until you join. There you go. Now I can because I think the way it works. Everyone else who joins now is a part of the audience. The code is K-U-N-U. Oh, this isn't a great screen right now. Uh, this is probably good enough. If it's not, I'll extend it. Don't you worry, chat. All right, everybody. Oh, wait. Sorry. So Moodle is host. Oh, nice. He knows how. I lied. Wait, what did you say, Moodle? I said I lied. There's a button I can click. When everybody's there, I can click it. Sweet. Well, is everyone ready? Oh, okay. We'll then go right along. Okay, three, two, one. Audience, if you want to be able to vote, you got to go to jabbox.tv and then type in K-U-N-U. Oh, no. No, the way this game works is the... Oh, wait, they're going to explain it. Oh, wait, I actually need to look at your screen now. Oh, you got to get my stream up. Yeah, I think that's how that works. Oh, shit. Well, that's explanation now. You don't need to care about that. But if you want to see what's happening... Well, the thing is, I can't remember how to explain this game. Oh, jeez, all right. I think you draw one of your hero men, and then they fight, and then the other one needs to name them or something. What's important, though, is that you follow a theme that it pops up for you, like, oh, fans of the poop faces and shit, and then you draw a hero that's like, you know, fix that. You can't just, you know, throw a piece out of your shit face. Oh, I can actually skip the tutorial. Fans of the poop face. Fans of those with the poopy visage. All right. So this is where Fringy and I get to shine, because we're not distracted by coloring in like little kids. So you get to be like a sportscaster. That's pretty sick. So this is the thing. The first thing to understand is everybody knows how this game works. So this is for the benefit of not only all the players, but also the people watching. One, two, three, four, five, six, there we go. We're getting this in place. Just so we know the drawing things you have are way inferior to what we just played. Oh, yeah, that's a thing. Your drawing tools are much more fleamy. But yeah, the way it works is round one is you will draw something and then you will name it and that is your champion. He's going to go and fight. And what's going to happen is that will be presented to someone and they have to then draw in round two the thing that will defeat that person. So, you know, you think about it. It's like someone draws Superman. The next person draws Lex Luthor holding Kryptonite with a gun or something. You know, that's how that works. Nice and simple. But you can come up with some creative things and he has to get a different Kryptonite. You know, that would be really fun and creative. But there you go. There's all your ideas and anything could happen. If I were playing it, I suppose, I don't know. I can't remember how I used to do this. Did I used to show what I was drawing? What did I use to keep that secret too? I think you just used to show this what is on screen right now. Yeah, I think I used to draw on another monitor. It would make some sense. But in this scenario I get to focus heavily on commentary and then all of it is as a surprise to me as it is to chat. So, I don't know. Maybe I'll prefer this. Do we have a time limit here? Oh yeah, that's another thing. For some fucking reason they don't tell you about the time limit. You guys have 20 seconds left. Okay, thank you. You can't control Z to undo. 15! 10 seconds! It looks like I'm ready. Oh yeah, you're going to want to ready up. The problem with this, ready up, everyone ready up. Just in case. I can't remember if it saves your projects if you don't do that. Ready up, everyone ready up. I need to draw a name and submit. Draw a name and submit with no visible time. Alright, now now you must design the person to defeat the person you're presented with. No, never! My creature is indestructible. He cannot be defeated. He's never been bested in a fight. Fair or otherwise. Oh! No, he's not a Gary stew. He's just that good. You got two minutes to defeat the champion you've been presented with. If it's racist or whatever, just beat him with love. Okay. If it's racist? I know, I should have said if, right? I only have one, like thickness for the thing. You only have one thickness? Why did you say that so confidently? I got many thicknesses. And yeah, chat. Get excited because you're going to see basically the power of creativity represented on screen and you guys will be deciding who wins. I don't even have a vote. I didn't even sign in. You know I'm going to do it right now actually on my phone because that's the way you can do it by the way. For voting it's pretty simple to go in on your phone I think. You've got browsers on their phone these days, right? That's just like normal. Do you guys ever use the browser on stuff like the PSP where it would be incredibly slow and difficult to use? Oh my god. I think I did. I did. Because I think I broke my laptop at that point. So yeah, you just wait 10 minutes per fucking page load. It's like, yay. How do I play online games with this machine if the browser is this slow? No. But then phones came in and said, you know what, we're just going to be everything. And you can even play Ray Shadow Legends on it. The other day it was like that Twitter still works on PlayStation Vita. Really? That's where the money is my dude. Man the Vita came out like a decade ago. Oh man. It came out a decade ago. I remember playing on my old ASPSP way back in the day. They're a way to erase. Why do you always have to talk about race? That's just my kind of thing, you know. It's a passion. It's a passion. Race is my passion. It's like a Hitler thing to say. It's like 10 seconds left. I was like, you don't have to name it now. Alrighty. It really became a passion for me. I should have told you guys to wait. It's connected. No. I really liked it. I see your man. I was a bastard. It literally said your room was destroyed. What? What? Which one of us drew a champion that destroys rooms? Wow. Someone draw the juggernaut bitch. My god. What happened? Our level of these champions was simply too high for the bandwidth of Jackbox. This thing still works or something. That's the new room code. Everyone jump in. What the fuck just happened? It's good because... I drew a champion that was too big for that mess. Collectively, we lost 4 minutes. It's not too bad, but still... I just liked my guys. I don't know. It's pretty suspicious that it did it right at the completion of it. It's like it knew that someone had drawn something horrific. Very racist. It's one of those, yeah. Oh shit, I didn't mean to do that. Uh-oh. I've accidentally joined. How do I stop? I don't want to be in there. Seriously. You cocked it up. I didn't mean to clock. I didn't mean to... Close all tabs. Do I have to turn my phone off? I'm going to have to send you guys a new code. Damn it. Look, I'm sorry, okay? Are you okay? I'm the destroyer of rooms. Use whatever inspiration you got from whatever you made last time to make whatever you're going to make this time. It's going to be great. I can't because we get prompts we have to follow. Well, the first one, right? You can do that again. Not necessarily. If your prompt last time was like banana king and this one was like tree hoarder, you can still kind of meld it. Right? Many heroes were very specifically tailored to their prompts. I believe in your creativity, Rags. I need to knock out that music in the background. My bad, everybody. As long as our heroes don't have any dialogue, we can be creative. I thought you said as long as there's any diarrhea. It says room not diarrhea. Room not found. Yeah. Everyone else is in here. Yeah, I got it. If everyone got in except you, I'm going to call it a you problem. Okay. You got it all in capitals. It wasn't letting me do it on my tablet. Yeah, I wasn't letting you do it. Rags is the controller this time. What? Well, Rags, all you need to do is just hit go. Press everybody in. Is everyone in? Everyone is in and the audience you can trickle in whenever you want. The code is on screen right now. I don't know if I can handle this kind of responsibility. You also get a button that says skip tutorial. Do it, Rags. Once the button becomes available, I will hit the button that skips the tutorial. I'm already getting a tip and trick. Getting tips and tricks. Does need more time creating life? Go to settings and turn on extended timers which seems like it's an ad for premature ejaculation. Creating life. Just the tip. If it breaks again, by the way, I've got no other solution. It said need more time time creating life. They fucked up. Wow. All right, everybody. Hey, Rags, my phone just asked me, yes or no answer? I'm rooting for all of you. If I choose just you. It doesn't say only Rags. It says Rags. I'll leave it to Mattle. What should I vote for when it says are you rooting for Rags? Yes or no? I'll leave it to Fringy. What should I vote for? I don't know. You need to be impartial. I should say no. I think you shouldn't vote for anybody. Meaning I should say no? Yeah. I like Mattle's answer. I should do a vote on whether or not I should vote for Rags saying yes or no. That I should be rooting for. You could say yes or no either way. I'm rooting for all of you, but I wouldn't want to show any preference. This is a tough situation. This is what I'll be wrestling over for the next minute, by the way, which is what you mainly guys have. I'm going to be giving you a timer that is slightly shorter than reality because the fact is it is shorter from your end. Shorter than rate. So we'll be able to finish it before we die or what? Well, you'll be able to finish it before the timer runs out. I don't mean a life timer. Life timer. That should have been the name of a superhero. Life timer. Yeah, he knows when you're going to die and then he tells you. Or you can only freeze time when he sneezes or something really specific. But then you carry around stuff that makes him sneeze all the time. Kind of a solution. Yeah, exactly. Always walk around with a feather. It will be more difficult than that. Oh, you can only control time when you are bleeding. Well, I guess you can get around that. You can always just bring a little needle so you can prick yourself. Uh oh, 10 seconds. 10 seconds to be creative. Fuck. Oh wait, it does ask me if I'm rooting for everybody. I said yes to everyone. Oh yay, that includes me. It does. I think the game will be confused though because it's like the room for everybody and then you don't want anyone to lose but someone's got to lose. I didn't. I wasn't sure if you knew that. I know what the word everyone means. So right, it says vote on what you want to have a sign to say. And the three options are the People's Champion, Our New King, and We're Not Worthy. Say that one more time. Apparently you'll have a sign and I can vote on what's going to say on there. Aquarius. Well, there's three options I'm limited to. One is We're Not Worthy. Two is Our New King and three is The People's Champion. Ooh, Our New King. Oh, these are the type of God. One minute and 30 left. Metals is top rate, I tell you. Or straight fire. Or My Guardian Angel. Metal is straight fire, you know. CJ is going to say sign my baby or you're my everything or super cool, fantastic. I think he's pretty cool and fantastic, you know. That's nice and suitable. We'll find out what everyone voted for, I guess, eventually. You have about a minute left, everyone. One person of dark sign to say Cat's Pajamas. Funky, fresh and cool. No! You fool! Why? Dammit, Mark. I'm sorry. Well, if it's failed twice... Was it because of that giant penis I drew? Aw. The problem is, for all we know it could be tied to some bullshit like that. I don't know, though. Well, that's what I'm saying. I have no idea how to figure this out because it's died twice now. Let's do a test. Everyone draw a penis. Everyone will see. No, don't. I'm down for drawing a long bone. I'm from science and they say that three is a pattern so we're going to give this thing one more chance. And I guess from then, we'll just go back to Gothic Phone. But also that draw a penis, I guess was what Rags said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, do it. Draw a penis. Remain creative, everybody. Find different ways of drawing a penis. Find... No, I'll take Giraffe. Giraffe is like an animal and I'm an animal. Giraffe. It does it when it recognizes Giraffe while it's inactive? Oh, this is Giraffe Rock. It does it when it... what, sorry? When it realizes inactiveness? For some reason? Inactive for drawing. So why? It cancels out if any one person is inactive for any amount of time. It just says fuck all y'all, you got a lazy person. That sounds dumb as fuck. Why don't I just make an area for their drawing order or make something up? Yeah, normally it does. It usually does. If they don't name it or anything, it becomes something default as well as the drawing. I've seen it before. If it's default, then default is on you. Is chat overloading it? No, I'm sure this is supposed to be able to capacity thousands of people in chat, I mean. Oh, so one person hasn't joined? Let's see. Oh, it's Moodle. Someone should tell him to join. Moodle, join. Click on an avatar. He couldn't type in four letters and also google things. He thought that said Tism has been trying it over and over. I know, I thought I saw it too. Tism. Well, I get chat, sorry about this, you know, but it's out of control. So what are we doing now, just drawing penises? We're going to try one more time. Three's pattern, as they say, if it fails again, we're going to have to go back to Gaiv phone. I need to know what the penis rule is. We believe that like 10 plus games are there. Sorry? Like 10 plus player games? Oh, well, garlic phone has other modes. I'm more than happy to go play it. I just I really wanted it doesn't work. No, garlic phone does work. This doesn't work. Oh, no, no, no, garlic phone. I don't know. Set them up to go. Why not do it? Knock them down. Because apparently Jackbox is trying to destroy New Year's Eve. Why would it do that? I don't know. TSM. TSM. That stands for Team Solo Mid. One of the classic teams that fought in the League of Legends MLG tournaments. They're still around, right? They still are. That's all clans. Are they still like gaming tournaments that's still worth like a bazillion dollars, right? Yeah. What's number one right now? Is it League or is it something else? Fortnite? Imagine it's got to be League. Because like, you know, children, like children don't need like a million dollars or anything like that. Chat will know. What's going on in gaming right now? Is Starcraft, yes. CSL, right? I mean, yeah, CSGO would make sense. TSM is still a thing. CSGO Team 2. Why Team 2? Is the second team better than the first? I can believe it. Maybe they're maybe just more expensive. Is Starcraft still going? Yeah, Starcraft's still going, right? Yeah, Starcraft 2 still going. There was like a balance patch for it like last month. Oh, yeah. Less so that I'm in the context of fighting games and tournaments and stuff. Starcraft is eternal. Because yeah, I'm pretty sure that there's still huge like arenas and all kinds of promotional fleams with the and eSports, right? That's what they're still calling them. Remember that debate, everybody? Is an eSport a sport? Yeah. It is. Is it? Is it though? Yeah, it is though. Well, this is what the conversation does, right? Is chess a sport? I was just thinking that, yeah. If it's not physical, does that mean it's not a sport? It is, but video games are physical sports. What do you mean? Oh, there it goes. You know, your heart rate does increase. Physical, if you want to, you know, really script out that. No, and my coordination is incredible. I'm not denying that. It takes some skill to do what they're doing, but I don't know if war is the term. Oh, that's right. We know. Give it to it. Well, all I'm doing is fucking stirring right now. That is the conversation, isn't it? Chess dots, and there's something else for one question. What's the timer? Oh, 20 seconds, everybody. I'll give it a less. Go, go, go, go, go. Billions, you know. Billions are often one that people crank up. Billions, filling dots, and chess. They're the ones that start to question the line. Oh, what about like poker as well? Someone's mentioned that. Poker, yeah. Piocher. I thought it, yeah, I thought it was usually chess. Chess is often chess. Yeah, well, you can see poker tournaments on sports networks. Chess is a sport. When I find out who drew this, I'll sweat it. Well, we might not find out because this game is a dick. Literally. One minute and 50 seconds remaining. If the game crashes, I will tell you. The fact that you cut out early on that baby think the game had crashed? I was like, no. Do you ever say every game is a sport? I don't know. I didn't get involved in that debate. I was just watching it happen because they call it. I think everyone said like it's called esports, so they're not sports. It's like, well, you can play. Is a nurse shock not a shock? Then it's a nurse shock and nurse. No, they're not. Listen, OK, these are the great philosophical questions of 2022 to go to 2023, so fuck them. It's already 2023, really. Um, raise your hand if it's 2023. Oh, look at that. Only one guy. Yeah. Yeah, one minute, everyone. Are the esports more sports than me? Yes. Lemon sharks are too tart. I don't know how this helps the question, but I think it's interesting. You jump man. All right, you got about 35 seconds left to draw the counterpenes. I'm really hoping it is just we had a bad luck twice in a row. This is why science said three is a pattern. Two is a line, everyone. You need to understand that and lines are useless. They don't do anything. Mm-hmm. We call that nonsense data. 15 seconds. Anything could happen. And we make it. That is the question. First. Have you been on your the other round? Five seconds left. You better ready up. I think I found out the problem. What was it? I kept forgetting to submit my drawings. It wouldn't kick everyone out. Oh god, here we are. One person forgets to hit the button and it doesn't automatically upload it. It just ends the game. Here we go. It's Jean. This is Guplo the Glosses Magnet. Well, everyone can vote. Jean is the default name when you don't submit. It's not even showing yet. Oh, oh, this is an example. I think that's pretty creative for them, Guplo. Wait, no, this isn't the example. That was Moodle. I'm so confused. Oh, so I can't see it yet. It's still black on my screen. Oh, yeah, you guys have to watch the stream now. Oh, no. I don't know. Randy the receiver. Wait, this is wow. All right, everyone at home, you can vote for who you believe should win. I guess I'm choosing the dick. I don't know. Look at Randy go. Look at him go. Oh, shit. It looked like people would kind of split on that one. Split. Oh, I can turn him up. Scrotal fuzz there. It's very viral, but not over. Stupid. The thing is, he's the one that is actually hardest for me to tell because I can hear you in my room. Expendoman versus Piguman. He said draw the champion of being expendable. So I He's a guy. I think Piguman is pretty chill. I'm not even sure Expendoman is throwing his own arm out. Damn. He's expendable. His arm is expendable. How did he win? He hit him with his arm. He's like PDK. Oh God, he's coming right in for the TKO. Rags got some extra points for that. Oh, style points for throwing his own arm because he's expendable, man. Oh, no. What? Oh, stop. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Bad first impression. Bad first impression. Fuck him up, Hebrew. Oh, it was close, though. It was a tough fight. How'd you put up a good fight? El Capitalismo. So I guess it wasn't me not Oh, shit. It was the Jew thing. It was Jeff Penzos. It was a set that you drew him as a cock. Oh, man. He must have been Jeff Penzos. I'm sorry, champed up is too unreliable. We're going to have to go back to Goticphone. What happened? What happened? We're about to see the legendary battle. So unfair. It was Jeff Faisal. He's a fucking dog. I mean, I know Jeff watches the stream and I'm just going to say this was petty. That was petty. I would even go as far as saying he's kind of a dick. I didn't want to go that far, but I just did. A big bulbous dick. That's why I stuck my face on him. Fuck you. Yeah, I'm going to stay subscribed to Amazon, but I'm not going to like it. Yeah. It's really looking forward to seeing my penis fight. I wanted to see everybody's penises, but... You can't handle all of these penises. I didn't even get a chance to draw a penis yet. You were supposed to draw a penis for science, bro. Maybe if someone gives you a penis related prompt or picture, you could... You know? I'm sure you'll get your chance. It's kind of funny that the only... You can inspire against me! I'm sure one will come up. Oh, fuck me. The head is playing. Yeah. Jesus, it's so loud. Chad, I'm going to know what's happening. Are we going back into the same Gartatone room? No, new one. We have to leave the old ways behind and embrace new traditions. This is progression into progressiveness. Everyone's happy with that. We can do... We should either do animation or knockoff. What is everyone thinking? What was knockoff again? Knockoff is basically... Someone draws something and the next person has to draw it with half the time and so on. That's right. Let's do that one. Alright. Nobody's saying anything else, so I think we need to win this. Oh, right. Do I need to explain? No, you can just join that, right? There's nothing else. I'll be the llama. Okay. Yeah, just the ad played at full volume again. Yep, yep. Gotta make sure you don't miss that ad. Man, make sure I'm still listening. Yeah. That ad for that game, you're already playing. But you're playing on the internet with your friends when you could be playing on your TV with friends. Do you guys not have phones? Nope. I ate my phone. That's not good. That's sad. It was right in the middle of it and it went, no. El Capulismo was my boy. I wanted to see everybody vote for whether or not they would be like, you know what, I might vote for... I want to see if people would vote for Beth Jesus or not, but they didn't. Beth Jesus. If we're being honest, that was crazy about my dick. That's alright. Nobody else is either. I didn't really want people to see the pain I drew. My pain could be better. Could've been better. Alright, how are we doing? Is everybody in yet? We're up to seven, so clearly not. Someone is lying. Possibly several. Oh. My stupid discord just opened up the PNG of Gertickphone. Oh, here I go. Blaming discord. Yeah. Did you say Rags a great farmer doesn't blame his cows? A great farmer never milks his bowls. I knew it. I think some of them try sometimes. I've heard that. Alright, eight out of 14. So clearly. I see here who hasn't tried. There he is. Alright. I don't see any persons of dark. Oh, we got Duma. Everybody's playing as Obama. I didn't mean to. He's the first one that shows up. Two Obamas, two llamas. I'm going to be this little grim. Three Obamas. I'm the Kakatoos. I will never abandon the Kakatoos. I remember the Kakatoos. Oh, we should play. It seems like me and Mal would like to play. There's been so many updates. It's probably like a million new games. We should play it. But isn't it only four players? It is only four. So we'd have to drag Fringian Rags. No, that's not true. Clearly hate it. They made it eight players years ago. Oh, that's cool. We probably want to make sure we have less turns then. Oh, God. Yeah, it'll take a while. The person of dark. Oh, wait, we just draw something. Yeah, draw something. I've done it before, but I'm going to do it again because I want to see what everyone comes up with. I'm going to draw something insanely complex. Don't do it for me. I'm going to be funny. Now I go back to not being able to commentate very well because I'm drawing and also inebriated. I'm not my inspired. I'm drawing. Bring you draw into Stella. No. No. Wow. Play the organ in space. Dude, that soundtrack is cool though. It really is. Organs aren't in enough stuff. The crazy thing is. My organ's in enough stuff. Do you know what we said? In Pink Panther strikes again. That's where we saw an organ recently. I say we. Metal and Fringy are the only people here who know what I'm talking about. Remember? Dreyfus played an organ. Mel was like, oh, the plot doesn't make sense. It's like, what? You're just insane. I'm very confused. You weren't paying attention. Mel, you were really evil and wrong and we hated you. We were having cocktails and I came back home. And then you apologized to everybody for your wrong behavior. That's what happened. The thing is I. I don't remember. Fucking, so you guys, I remember this being a problem. When you use the the eraser for Americans. Wait, what do you call it? What do you call it? The rubber go away. The rubber. That's what we call our condoms. I know you call that a cone damn, but that's not what I'm calling it. Because typically it always brings some condoms to school in case I need to erase my mistakes. They ask me politely, but firmly to stop. You know that symbol of Gothic phone in the background? Yeah. You can like. How do we get? It only temporarily erases. It comes back. Does it? Erases over it and then it reapplies it to the background. It's very cleverly made like a high detail version of that. On the first thing of copy, you know. Because then it was like some people like, wait, what? And then it's like, oh no way you just have to copy the thing in the middle. Which is kind of a creative little thing. So I just got to draw in his eyes as white because I want to get rid of that stupid bullshit in the background. Insane that I have to do this. The pressures on art these days. You know what I mean? Like back in the day you could just, you could just paint and people would pay you money, but now they got robots doing it. Boo. Boo robots. Kill all the robots. Kill all robots. Kill all the robots. See a need, fill a need for a death. I think Shakespeare would have hated robots. What do you think Shakespeare would have thought about Soma rags? All sooth. Tiss a creature of non-remembrance upon yonder halls and veils and hills. Such guilt it triveth thou mad. Descend then and darkly so into the balls of the castle. Confess the demon creature from worlds yonder far. I feel like he's been waiting for that question very long. What? That's what he would say. That's what he sounds like. That's what Shakespeare says. I'm not sure why I've done this but I've just got time to do. Here it goes. This is going to be a weird thing when we get to the end of it. It's just going to be weird faces and blocks and stuff. Do we have to go from memory or is it faded in the background? I think you see it shortly. I think you go by memory. Christ, no wonder it gets so flimpy. Oh, the memory. Man, a lot of little epidemony. That's how it goes. I forgot the shit in all the seconds three. Oh no. This is such a wholesome image that represents a wonderful family that took the will by storm. The Jackson family? No. I don't think they would pull that. It's not exactly wrong. I better sign it so that people know who did it. Oh my goodness gracious. How am I going to remember this? Do I have to actually remember this? It's going to be possible. Oh, come on. I don't know. I think she had McDonald's on her boxes. I don't know. I like how I clicked it away way too quickly. Dude, I was like, oh wait, I got to hold on to that shit. I think she was ugly. I can't remember. It's hard to say. Yeah, I know. She had hair. I'm so proud of Troy. No. You are the best of us or something. She had a bulbous body. That's a nice way of saying that that's not a nice thing at all. That's really, that's not a nice thing. Do you know the fat you get the shorter your legs get? That's just what happens. I guess it's because all the weight is constantly pressing on them. It just shortens them. That's why if you tried to pick up Warwick Davis, you couldn't. Pick him up. Well, nobody is going to be picking him up after Willow. Yeah, that's right, because he's a shit actor. What? Well, the only thing I need to do is watch the original again and see because some people are saying he's really good in it and I was like, I don't remember. What the fuck happened? So this is the thing, right? What's the difference between someone who never gives a shit ever again after 1980 or some shit? What's the difference between that person and a person who's a bad actor? Every time that I've not given a shit it's been after 1980. Exactly, that's my point. When someone's bad for that long on purpose what's the difference? Well, one of them is acting one is a bad actor and the other one is acting badly. But like what I'm saying is nobody can tell the difference, you know what I mean? Not if you're a good actor but if you're a bad actor they're like instead of going like dude, that guy can act really badly. Chad, I came pretty close. Don't judge. I think you can tell when somebody's not giving a shit versus when someone is giving a shit but just doesn't have talent. That's kind of what I'm getting at though, right? If you just didn't care forever but then someone else was just really bad and then both of them create bad stuff you're going to end up calling the first guy a good actor who just never gives it a good performance. We're just going to say he's a bad actor. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a bad point. Have we ever said that? This guy's clearly good. He just never gives in a performance of 40 years that's any good. I don't know that anybody else would know that. Oh fuck, I've already forgotten a lot of this drawing. Did he have eyes? Can't remember if he had eyes? That's really difficult to remember. To be fair, I can't remember if most of the... Yeah, they all do. Never mind. Do the tele-tubbies have eyes? Yeah, they do. Yeah, they have two eyes and they have a television surgically attached to there. That's the part that really makes me question what it's all about. That's really creepy. That's not natural, man. How does that happen? Did you know they rebooted the series of the synths? Yo, they canonically fuck. Canonically? No boy. Canans rags? Is that what they are? They fire canans? Yeah. Because they have the synthian hoover vacuum that can suck and blow. No! We don't want that. Oh, this is easy. Yo, this is the best Sonic ever. It was real hard. This one's super easy. In fact, I could take my time with this. Oh yeah, if you've noticed, your time is real shrinking now. Yeah. I agree. It's real shrinking. Thank you. Some people would think I'm not speak well, but I do is. Okay, yes. I have clearly changed this a little bit, but the spirit is there. The spirit is what's important. This was clearly what they were going for the original. The surfing cowabunga, dude. My guy isn't surfing. He's stuck between worlds. Elge. Oh, he's in the place that Kratos was and Ghost of Sparta between the mortals and the god-willed or whatever. Yeah. But he's a pain. Holy shit, the time is so short. No, this was easy. Sure, okay. I can do this. I remember they had smiley faces. Okay, I forgot to know. What was else? Smiling faces. I had like red cheeks. I love it when my cheeks get red. What was that clown stuff? No one can tell me that I'm doing wrong whenever I see you smile at me. No, I made them not the right color. What is it with you in making people the wrong color? I didn't mean it. Oh, no, we're on a time now. Do you work in Hollywood? You can't make people the right color. Right hands. Okay, I can do that. I remember this already. It was that scary eyes and then a pink thing. God, this timer. I know it's killing us now. We're in the end game now. The writing is going to get real bad. By the way, this is legit. You can go Google this. What we're drawing now is a still better than Ryan Johnson's storyboards. Yeah. What? Why is he that color? I know who that's supposed to be. Okay, this is... But why is he a peanut? Oh, God, we've lost half the time already. Rose on the... I should drink my alcohol again. I can't remember the details. You don't have to worry about making your image look good. No, I don't have the... That's not right. I need yellow. No. Okay, here we go. Finish! When your partner knows she know. Guys, see I did it. That is impeccable. We had a little... A little thumbs up because we did it. No, no, no. You're already three-quarters of your time gone. And by the time it took me to say that, it's already times up for your entire team. There it goes. Time's up for you. Cheese. I don't know what I'm drawing, but I'm drawing it. I'm trying to add my own embellishments to this one. You try and make sense of it. Oh, that's what they were drawing. Oh, shit. It was clearly a coffin. Now I have to draw all the grieving family. Well, you could have died alone. Happy clouds. No, we have to have at least two people. It's not a funeral if it's only... Yes! Because someone dying alone isn't a funeral. It's just someone dying. Yeah, and if it's just one person, it's not a funeral because that's just a...uniferal. That's just a person dying, yeah. It's a little more complicated than I was expecting considering the time limit. Come on, I need colors. Come on, red. Was he happy? Oh, no. That was the colors I had, chat. Okay. NordVPN. Why, though? Why? Is that going to make it all the way to the end? NordVPN. What? Is it circumcised or not to circumcise? Don't do it, Rags. I know I'm not. I dare it. Let him make it. All right. Let's do it, boys. All right, everybody. Let's line this cock up. Here it comes. Look at that. Look at that humor. Oh, my God. Look at that. Look at that. Wow. That was already bad. What? What? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What even is? Pie? Pie. Pie. Sonic. What is that? I didn't even get to four. I don't even get to four. I didn't even get to four. I didn't even get to four. I think Hobers disintegrated. I think Hobers disintegrated. I was trying to write 3.14. How did that happen? I was trying to save penis. You not know what a four looks like? It's the fourth? No, I ran any time. Rags, you got to remember that after a whole three other ones. I don't even look like a four. 3.14? We just got to draw the line. That is a four almost. 3.18. Destroying the line makes it a four. Madness. Yeah. One line makes that a four. Avatar. Avatar. No more Avatar. Just angry. Oh, this became the coffin. This didn't become the coffin. Oh, that's some commentary. That is commentary. We've got social commentary, everybody. The pouch is your coffin. So get your ass up and... Ugh. I can't even start to see where the coffin is. This is easy to see how it became a coffin. There he goes. This is some abstract shit. The hell? You gave him some friends. You gave him some friends. We're not happy. We're still animation at this point. We drew a life cycle. This is a life cycle. Someone watched Avatar. They died. He was sitting on the couch. He was thinking about Avatar. Died. He took the coffin and was then buried by... One of his friends. Well, there you go. There's your lesson. Jojo. Got the fuck up. He's just agree about death. I said... Quiet. She was very angry about the coffin. James Cameron, you need to sort this out. Avatar 3 is... Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine. He's gonna be fine. Okay, he's still okay. Yeah, he's vibing. Yay! He's even happier. He's still happy and alive. It was good while it lasted. He's French now. Oh, God. Now what's happening? Oh, my God. Oh, he's less pleased. I kept it alive, whatever it was. I like that. I'm glad they finally made a video game about everything at the time. Yeah, alright. That squiggle is getting less thick. Angry. Damn. What? How does it turn into a leaf? Without the context of the time limit, it just looks like the adult drawing and the kid drawing at the end. Alright, Rags. What did you give us? Oh, my God. That ain't staying. Oh, this is just becoming... Oh, I remember this guy. Oh, does this turn into Sanic? This one gets less abstract as it goes. What? Well, I think this can be kept. Yeah, this is... This is a keeper. And this is how the AI learns, everyone. I think it amps back up. Now we have mountains. This is when he said embellish. Okay. There's just a very tilting mountains on there. Oh, no. One of them didn't make it. The wind got it. The sun is gone. The sun is gone. I didn't have time for this song. How did you do that in the amount of time you had? How did you do that? What the fuck is that? I didn't realize I had to do that. Sure. Oh, that blue blob is going to eat the VPN. It is. You're right, yeah. I was like fucking said NordVPN and there was some other shit. I don't know. Oh, an STD. Nord STD. Now it's dancing. Bring it over here, taking liberties. Well, both took liberties. You know. Yay. I'm a token. Good three months. Like I said, how is the Nord VPN? I think everyone just can remember it. It's a guy now. Well, I guess it was a guy. I love how it became STD and everybody was like, now we're not doing it. Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's the one that mostly made it. Oh, there it is. You had to color it in. I feel like I did okay rescuing this. It's not the same, but it kind of is. You couldn't remember two colors, yeah. I can't. It's too hard. No, that's good. It's changed again. That thing just loses the colors at the end. There you go. Well, still got it. Still got it. Yeah. You know what? A lot of people remember how to draw a fat person happily getting their happy meals. It's their adult happy meals. We're all familiar with this image. We can draw. We're carrying out multiple. We're carrying out multiple. We're carrying out multiple. We're carrying out multiple. Oh, crap. Glyliosix. Look, that is okay in terms of survival. I think it's very excited for mine. Here we go. All right. Sad clown. Green mouth clown. It's already gone. The green is gone. I expected to stay all the way through. Okay, this clown has changed character kind of Orphan Annie Is this is are we saying that Annie is a clown, it's just Wendy's no isn't it? Oh does she shocked I'd be shocked too Man, we've got very different approaches to droid hair between us all yeah I think I think curly would be more rounded but nope Early is yeah Well, and she became you received the body She became carrot top at the end I don't know what is none too. Please. This is the reverse of that thing with the person puts cloud make up on gradually They're taking it off gradually Carrot top doesn't want to be uh token. He'd rather be a prop Oh Oh My god, the dick has dicks for hands What a dig all right, it's developing I don't think it is dude. Oh someone's right What? Now it says kill we It's called Peroni syndrome You ever wanted to fuck a bitch around the corner Bad for him though. Yeah, what yeah, what direction do you that was becoming a ball? You just kind of fell over I figure I'd give him a little happy faces the Some hair No, that's not the hair. Yeah, that's definitely the hair. Yep Oh, this is this is this is handled. Well, this is maintaining Excellent job everybody So angry All right, we'll lose in the detail, but it's still the spirit is there Like the Kiwi Farms logo Artificial insemination Rags has died is a swiggly line He turned him into a line What did you yes come from Friggie is now a pickle You survive more than a lot of things do we got a pickle out of it Yay That's not gonna last is it It's not bad. It's not the worst Sorry, I didn't mean to You know it's something there we go. I don't know what this guy is but he's doing stuff I've even blundered it. I think now it's an L This is fine Well, nice It could be a knife could be middle finger could just be scribbles. You don't know now. It's whatever you want it to be A lot of this is interpretation Very abstract There we go I did not draw a sonic Sonic is still alive. That's the important thing sonic is still kind of there It's like a caveman The unibrow always peter the porcupine the off-brand sonic I feel things have changed Now it is just guy against nature Oh god, puppy fight Yeah, oh god, sorry. I saw that chihuahua peel around the corner and I'd get to my mute button Kill your chihuahuas before you eat them I mean, you're gonna have to ask my vietnamese wife Well, uh, that's that All right threatens to kill them all the time. I need to go pee so you guys entertain yourselves or something I guess Dang Those big balls fall already, yeah All right, because yeah, the balls is where the piss gets stored exactly Glad you're a man of science my friend Well, that's the first thing they teach you in science class the piss is stored in the balls That's what I was talking about Before you learn about atoms or like physics or anything. It's just yeah atoms and the eaves, yeah The kidneys are alive. They can go to Ah, fuck sake Oh It's happened every time literally every time Anyway, yes, I'm back now. Hello. Yeah, my my router should itself again I'm gonna wipe it up. This is the brief interlude. I'm wondering if I guess next up might be animation If I'd be a tell me now Animation can be good memes, but it could also be like Not animation where like it changes radically right in the middle Look into a totally different image What was everybody's favorite game of the year actually we never we never had that conversation properly I don't know really for me pentamin Probably uh obsidian's vision Yeah, uh medieval inspired video game and I did a master's degree in medieval history. So it was right at my alley Oh, right, okay, but me personally it was like Almost it was almost like it was built for me But it is kind of niche. I can't recommend it to everybody, but it was a fantastic game Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, I'll check it out if you're interested It's a thing about game pass games low bar for entry It's very easy to recommend a game if you know that you can just say hey, I play for 10 bucks I play about an hour of high on life I finished high on life oddly enough I enjoyed it for the inverse reasons. I thought I would because it's a A mediocre comedy game with pretty decent shooting mechanics and I sort of thought it would be the other way around I wasn't very enthralled by the combat. So it's just that's it That feels like a game that is gonna that would be so polarizing if you don't enjoy the comedy I don't know how you could possibly like Push through the game or game. Hi on life I wasn't bothered by the comedy, but I I think that if I wasn't enjoying the shooting mechanics, I probably wouldn't have finished the entire thing I thought that it was it was a better shooter than I expected it to be I think for me was like one of the shticks was just hearing voices. I recognize like hearing psychic He doesn't matter what he's saying. It's like, oh, I know you You do this funny scream. I love you. He didn't do the funny scream though He was like he played like a thing in front of a door and that's another guy and you have to complement one You have to say who do you think is more like handsome? And if you pick one or I picked the psychic pebbles one obviously and the other guy's like, fuck you You made an enemy for life. I've never opened this door for you Well, look you're laughing, but a lot of people didn't laugh because it's just the I love seems to be It seems to be the the game that's making people wonder about Justin Rowland's like style of comedy in general of like the Oh, yeah, this is I Yeah Yep, just me talking Thing is it can't go from all funny to all not funny, right? The right answer was probably that some of them are funny and some of them are still funny Uh, yeah that that you would presume that that's uh, that's I guess it's um Why was it really funny like for instance the the interventional cable? Like what was so funny about that when so much of it was just like Oh, yeah, no, let's I'm I'm steely and let's let's go into this office like in all that stuttering and everything Why was that funny? It wasn't it was I actually skipped every one of those episodes because I couldn't stand them Did you know in the interventional cable episodes? Not in the least You didn't you didn't like his office or field? No I I liked it. Yeah, I like those two episodes. Is that all you got guys? Oh, I didn't like it Oh, I liked it Fucking media critics Fucking media critics. I wonder if like if it was if it was just because it was like The fact that it was so obviously like improv that in and of itself was kind of amusing Just like that you're watching like an animated show that's just got these extended segments of like Complete like made up bullshit And like to where it's so obvious and they're even breaking character in a way that's integrated into the story, right? Like the two brothers one It's two brothers two brothers If it's just rambling dialogue with no punchlines that irritates me But if it's like visually there's new visual elements all the time and it's building on top of well that might be the difference right it's like You know like if you're watching then a thing where it is improv But like it's fully animated to sync with that versus the gun is just talking at you And and like stuttering maybe that's just not as funny, right? Or then it's stuff like the uh because the one that got around was like, oh my god like another It was like the morty gun like oh wow like another like thing that was a reused asset like oh polygon IGN you got a dox and points. It's like that's just your lamp shading You did the same thing again, and you tried to turn it into like we'll see it's okay because we recognize that we've done it But they point out polygon and IGN in the actual game Yeah, the character's like oh wow like a re-cycle asset guys polygon like the toku IGN get on this You don't like that The intro sequence is like It's it's like an old school boomer shooter that's that's not how the rest is a game plays And he keeps on telling you to try mechanics that aren't in the game yet So be like double jump now. Oh, oh, I guess we we haven't actually put the double jump in yet Just crouch crouch instead And like the opposite of double jump Yeah Uh Currently that game was pretty popular though It was like the top game on a xbox game pass other than I think minecraft or Up come. I mean, I I wasn't about to pay to pay 60 bucks to play it on steam or anything But when I was on game pass I was like, oh, okay. I'll give it a shot I think that's the whole point of that model right is that it's way easier to justify playing a lot of games If you wouldn't pay like full price for if you have game pass because I no way if when I want to I don't think I want to buy that one for full price Mewbsley your game of the year. What do you what do you say my friend? Oh, it's ragnarok, but that's For personal favor as for best. I mean, I don't even want to answer that question because I didn't play enough games Well, I didn't ask for really like Best just in your opinion really my favorite. The thing is I'd be lying if I said anything else I loved that game. It was just, you know I just I last night I finally finished uh freya's quest and now I can continue sometimes And it's so annoying how much of a Mary Sue they made a No She goes she goes around with a sword and with magic Wow She says the word's about here queen. She doesn't even hate riggers How could you do this to me? Is any does anybody here is it close to when anybody here would be leaving anyway So if you also we got someone waiting to jump in I was hoping to get a bit of a cycle I I can rotate out whenever I didn't ask that. I'm asking if anyone needs to or has to go soon Um, join zero. You know what I have to upload something. Um And work something out so I can uh, I can head out. All right. That's obviously the preference will be Why do you say it like you're trying to convince us that you need to leave? I'm just saying like I can leave it's like no, no, no, I have I have shit I gotta do so because whoever says whatever but yeah, we're gonna It's gonna try and cycle the night if I can because uh Also, yeah, I could probably uh come back later if there's room I'll it's stay uh, stay online and I'll I'll grab you in as soon as possible if you're uh If you're okay with that Okey-doke sounds good to me Well, okay Um, hopefully we'll see you again. Are you nibbling on him? Are you a nibbler? Yeah? Yeah, why not? Why not? How come you don't how come you don't nibble on? I don't want to hit you and I could if I hit that you'll be fine I use a vampire regenerates. I can handle a little bit of nibble and mauler. Yep Nibble me. I'll be fine nibbling is process So anyway, well because like I said, we just got a 10 cap So if we could cycle out one we can get another a new boy in Yes, another guy another straight white Figures Kisses Give me the old nibble looney nibble rooney Because I want to do animation next. Okay. That's the obvious. Okay. Yeah, that's that's fun if we did that Look who it is Stop it Oh, it's gonna be more dicks in the pictures I'll give you more. Yeah I'm Who's that? That's disgusting. I would never draw a dick I would Why? Why are you yelling in chat mauler? I do this count you can tell rags. Look at the fact that the oh Are you ducking out? No, the oh the oh is clearly not capitalized, which means I was pressing shift on it Which means you weren't yelling on that letter. No Oh Oh He's ducking out wait, but does that mean we drag him back in das? Oh gosh. This is so confusing. Why did he post a duck? Why wouldn't he? Do we can I post you never answered my question rags? Why wouldn't he why wouldn't he? Oh, shit. I put up that's fine Love it chat like we don't have access to this private chat and then all the people here like I know That's true chat. No, you're fucking place. Oh my god You don't get access to our private duck chat You can come back now das Das forget your upload we don't believe your reasons for having to leave All I'll do is he works so hard to convince us that he really didn't need to go I'll just come on back. I'll spam the wheeze emoji so that he knows that this was an accident This is called communication in the modern world I would I would like to um Present legislation that would officially change the past tense of spam to spam well As long as you're not Arguing for our legislation that'll change the internet forever because someone's no no no No, you don't you don't it doesn't have to change the internet And it doesn't even have to be a thing that you do. This just recognizes that officially The correct word is spam That word sounds so dirty They want you to spam all over my Beautiful orange and cream pelt you can't just bum in public What the spam across my Christmas sweater make me wash it before grandma sees You know how jealous she gets Well with that we've got apparently 11 people in here Which is two more than is even in this call so Wait Hang on Who's even in here? I'm Wait, do we come in then if he wants to Wait, what is that absolute? He's the ferret man. Yeah, the one with the bad rings Yeah, like I'm literally yeah He's the one who walks out of the theaters from the show. It should never be this difficult Why can't we just have more than 10 people in a call? What's the idea discord? It's been this way now for like 10 years Yeah, that's one person in a call for each year the only place where they Put more in isn't like the the the group the group calls and channels and stuff Which is stupid because you can't yeah because you can't get more in those but they make the face is really small Yeah, it's stupid. So then everybody's like, I don't understand. Who's the guy over there? Yo, that's metal everyone in chat says I don't recognize metal and it's like what what is is there some kind of meme happening? Like I don't get it All right, there we go all is well with the world as soon as we have 10 in a call then everything can run properly I just want to play animation mode. That's all Tim is not even a prime number Yeah, it is No, it isn't Wait, wait, are you fucking with me? I spoke to coop from interstellar and you said it was in the black hole Even prime numbers, too What's really cool, right? You probably didn't know this when you go into a black hole everything's a prime number Oh, that's true because the fifth dimensional beings that are humans from the future You can make it such that any number can be primed. Oh, we're starting. Fuck. Oh, keep going rice. Keep going. That was really interesting That's what's up. What are we doing? I don't know actually. Oh god. What do I do? Oh my god inspire me chat now inspire me Say things that inspire me. I'm an autist. I need inspiration. You're my muse Wait, moller. What bad takes have I ever had buddy? Uh Well, there's the one about top gun that you had on the stream with metal and pretty good No, it wasn't. No, we've been over this What's um, I'm talking to banana Kratos banana Um pooping fugal. Come on chat. Oh, thanks for adopting that. It's not even official legislation Tom cruise. I don't know how to drill that Noi the witcher Clugs Plugs. All right, I guess it'll be kratos with a banana then Why is there no that's so Kratos with a banana noisy. Why? No, there's no fill on this one What do you mean? Well, it's animation. We don't want people fill in shit Don't do something that you have to fill like animation Yeah, the idea is movement. Okay, not filling that is the idea. Yes, see Bring he said I was right, which means I mean, I'm just right at that point Which means the possibility of you being correct is not off the table I know a lot less about animation than I do about the plot holes in top gun. Oh Name three plot holes in top gun. No, please don't Ha The silence is deafening. How can silence be deafening? Because it's so loud. It's anyone can speak the plot hole in your accusation. No, it isn't all of this makes logical sense Drunk clouds shut the fuck up Um, I don't what is this? Okay, this is me look owning at what I know animation I know we said no coloring in but honestly if I don't cover listen I think people will wonder what it is. Oh god. Damn it. Mauler. Damn it every Fucking time. I didn't draw the rest of his face That's fine though because you should draw how you can only see one side of a person's face anyway Just don't draw the back half. No, but I didn't even draw most I've forgotten what his tattoo even looks like So this is it And I'm drawing the movement. He's lifting up the banana Fucking pissed off. Were you pissed off? Why? No, because what's gonna happen is I'm gonna draw this What happened when you drew this guy's face? What? Oh my goodness. Wait, there's no movement. Fuck Yeah, everyone make sure you draw your movement lines or everyone's gonna be confused It shows you the colors that were used in the image. That's so helpful. Yeah. Well, it's animation rights That's what they do in real life, too. They show you the colors that were used in the previous. Yeah It's more so like, you know, if you use in flash or wow, I guess it's Adobe anime Yeah, you tell him Fringy. There's a reason to keep you around He's telling you loser Why would he be telling me I'm the right one because you liked interstellar No, I liked when we watched it together Because that was just like watching a shit film with my friends And metal Yeah, it took us 11 hours I didn't I expected that to happen for some reason that it did happen and I don't like it Because rags is mean. Do they give us less and less time or do they it's the same time? I think it's the same time. It was like the same I think I'm gonna add little hands then How little Really small Tiny oh like trump when he found enlightenment Yeah, apparently that was was that a requirement of finding enlightenment? Lowering the size of your hands or is it that he always hands were the no the same size hands were always attached to his wrists Unless he unless he's like an action figure like alex man the action man or tibba man Oh, oh, no. No. He's like galladour. Do you remember galladour? He's like nick bluetooth and he could change his limbs by a process known as glenching is Does that have something called glenching? I don't believe you. Did you that came this came out of the weather this came out a year before bionicle did little lego company Is this one of those moments where you're just saying something that's not real at all like that fire everything that I said I believe to be true Except the fake stuff, right? Okay, galladour was a thing it was real nick bluetooth was the protagonist you mean rags I searched I searched google images for glenching. I did not find glenching Look, nick. That's horseshit then you must have spelled it wrong. It's nick cage is the actor name And the film wasn't real The film was just a film rax. Nicholas cage played the guy nick chat remembers galladour It was a thing this was right before bionicle. It lost lego a shit ton of money But luckily bionicle was good. So they kept doing it whoever drew this You know, you're great. Whoever drew this you're the best Because this is the kind of thing we should be drawing what I'm now dealing with This this this highlights realities in the world that we're all ashamed and afraid to admit That happened straight in the kitchen Did you get the one with rags? No Rags happens everywhere Which one with me? Yay, I can't wait to see how I'm fucking sodomized. No, it'll be nice and friendly It's not always sodomy rings. It's not always sodomy. There just happens to be a preponderance of sodomy This are the ones it could be Jesus said there was loads of bad things. You could be any of them. Yeah, like not straight All right time to draw the blood you're right There isn't any there's not a fill tool, but you could make your pen fucking biggest shit Which is kind of a cheat, isn't it? They didn't think about that. They didn't think about that Well, I think it's fair that you still have that option. I think you're fair I am fair. I'm always fair Yeah, I'm I'm the fairest of them all bitch. Oh you and that use no white movie Why don't you look in your mirror and smoke that shit to the bank? Which bank? The bank of right where I cash all my checks for correctness. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, come on like you misunderstood what he said name three things in what I said right there that were not correct I can't name anything you said right there. Then why don't you sit down and dude snowy white about what you know? snowy I really hope my son grows up to be a responsible person Oh no the snowy Fuck all these dwarfs you shouldn't abuse your family fucking snowy snowy Snowy white hates all these or loves the diversity of the dwarves hell. Yeah My favorite dwarf was Sleepy no Sleepy was Hungry doc was the leader doc was the ringer was the most opportunistic Dopey was lying. He was pretending Dopey was addicted to He was addicted to those forest mushrooms The only way they could get dopey into the mines was to give him his mushrooms every morning He was the best of them, but they could only get him in if he would be given the dopes. What could he say? We dig dig dig dig dig dig into mine the whole day through we need to watch more uh, Disney classics and re-imaginings from the future Dude our our 101 Dalmatians adventure was crazy good. Wait, how how are they going to do a politically correct version of snow white and the seven dwarves? You cast seven tall people who were on their knees? Oh, he did you're right. Yeah, Dinklage is a fucking moron and he was He took all those jobs from those dwarves. It was horrible Wait what? He called Disney out on their um He basically said like as fucked up that you'd have dwarves be magical creatures. It's like bro. What are you? Because the dwarves in snow white and the seven dwarves The good people the hot wickers who are heroic were legitimately good people They lived together in the woods in natural harmony. They were hard workers. They got up in the morning They dug dug dug dug dug dug into mine. Yeah, they sang a song about it home Yeah, and they were granted they were very messy at home But when well, you know what clean for them, which is I mean a man is entitled to be a little messy at home When he has a work job that hard hard They wanted to protect her when they found out that snow white had been poisoned by the evil evil fucking witch They went out to go kill that bitch The hunt witch poisoned by gal Gadot Who will clearly be more unattractive than the main character mirror mirror on the wall Who is the fairest of them all? who had Failed denial I Oh We're doing this again You guys should just hit draw immediately because to be honest with you they show the thing in the background. It's right there That's what I do. It's all right. You'd be stupid not to do it. You'd be an ugly not to do it So you didn't do it then. Whoa How would you know like look like? Uh, uh Don't tell them Postcards Do they do that anymore postcards? Is that a thing? They just did email now people people send mail through in with stamps through the Hey rags, did you watch that new key video after? The new I did watch the new key video doesn't it feel really weird to be like, oh, shit vhs is becoming like a collectible Like it's I'm old Well, they might maybe but what they could be like the video game thing where it's all just a big fucking Like a joke. Yeah That's I think that's the point that kind of might making right that it's all artificial in a way I guess all of it's artificial But like, you know in the same way that stamps sort of thing New key it looks like it's going to be the biggest vhs sale ever I mean the thing is It's a really great cause you know That's right. Like it doesn't matter the new key part is irrelevant to be honest. It's just the fact There's like hey, it's a great film. It's a great film about family and overcoming well I kind of want us to do an effect movies on new key now. I don't even know what it is We should do new key et New key new key t new key Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. I fucking hate et. I hate. Oh my god. Is that controversial? Let me know in the comments I'm honestly That's not is that a hot take I don't know et's pretty like it I don't know like by it is a very well on that film, but it uh didn't age very well Oh, shit. We've got two hot take fringy. What do you think of et? I do it. It's been too long since I've said oh my god. He said et was shit It's got its moments Name two name two Um, I don't know Yeah, come on, that's just abby lid or whatever you did remember that Easy has its moments. I can't name two but I named one. I thought when he was shown the alien hey when when he was phoned in home. That was great. That was so good When he phoned home brags with the phone Oh, shit, I can tell this this isn't a great. It's that good Oh, I was hey. I'm one of the et haters here. So hey you guys know this isn't there's no motion here Where am I going? What's happening? There's there's emotion. All right fine. So Um, you guys the motion of this emotion of this one is angry You guys know how there are things little scare kids that you don't necessarily expect it to but then sometimes you'll be like Oh, that kind of makes sense You know et like I didn't give a shit about et when I was younger and I stole the film I was just like whatever this is a movie. Um, most of my family were like, oh et that's great But my one of my sisters was like that is the most terrifying thing she's ever seen She had nightmares for weeks. Um, uh, which kind of makes sense in a way. Yeah He's pretty fucking creepy. Um, anyway from then on I would buy her a related et toy every Christmas Every time but uh, once it hit like the sixth one It was this et that She saw threw away and I grabbed and I was like, I'll just give it to the next week next week next year Not next week Christmas not weekly and then Is it my heart? It isn't my heart. Yeah, and um, I got reminded of it this year that I stopped and I was like Fuck I gotta keep doing that. I gotta do that next year because I missed that It's hard to draw a swastika when you're drunk. Fuck. I think that There's got to be still et toys being sold, right? That's still a thing, isn't it? Yeah, I don't even think there's star wars toys being sold right now Well, there's gotta be one captain's phasma, right? Everyone loves captain phasma I want to get a mon mothma action figure where I sell my daughter and do an arranged marriage It was so funny though because every time she would open the present see it be like Maybe this year will be different. No, it's the same as all the other years Well, I would still get her a normal present I would just throw the et in, you know, you're doing the thing that Pierce did which were we got him that weird little Do you remember the present that he got him? Wouldn't it have been so much better though if he was an animatronic? Wait, what film is that or movie or TV? No community Oh, yeah It's just because he ate it to kill it Yeah, and it was it's just because it bothered him that he did it and that's why I did it Well, and every time he just kept putting in his face. That was a great episode That was like pretty excellent actually I semi-regularly reference community for like edgy jokes and it's funny because like It's dead now. It's gone That's the thing. Yeah, it's not even that edgy. Well, the black elf was edgy, but it was funny as fuck. So Well, doc elf, I can't remember Well, you remember Freaky when she says I could excuse racism, but I draw the line that um Or something else. She's like you can excuse racism And yeah, pierce attack attack attack blackface I made a video on balder skate three and I use that But yeah, that one got taken off of netflix right it did and it's not fair because it's funny as fuck And the whole point is that it's offensive point is that it's absurd exactly that it is an absurd insensitive thing to do And that's the same for of the drow and balder skate three for the record. You just say you could play as a brown a drow You this the uh, this the the office jokes more interesting, but i'm not sure it's not a very politically correct term for a drow a drow A drow My favorite drow with a w with the end of it How come we don't call the birds crows that fly through the air Oh I mean, I don't know. I'm not actually fucked up by line making me laugh. I think you're gonna be fucked up your whole life Between ravens and crows The raven truly is just a crow What's that? What was that one house from harry potter raven clow? Raven clail Was it was it sir raven from uh, it was the groom adventures of billy and mandy right the the raven Was it sir raven? I think he sat like a little he sat in his uh evening robe next to the fireplace and All I remember from him is do not cry for him. Do not cry He's just screaming at the top of his lungs. I don't know what ravens do I'm sure someone in chat knows right that sir raven or whatever his name was that's so raven Oh, dude, everyone would have watched that of course What you are describing is so totally not raven. Yeah, it's true and I Yes, a lot of people do remember do not cry. That's right And I think there was another one when he screamed like v end at the top of his lungs Do you guys know that like the girl in sabrina the teenage witch ended up in just like Christmas movies or hallmark movies or something. That's what she's well She also was in uh, god's not dead too. Oh What is the movement here What is the movement here in a row with no movement god damn it when I drew hitler I think there was a very clear movement involved. Yeah, what he was doing. And yeah, this is just I don't know. I gotta make my movement my choice now like oh, there it is. Do you know this with the natural? That's right. Yeah, I remember I remember fred fred burger What about fred flintstone though? That's the other one right Flintstones meet the flintstones something something something there Who's gula simpson family or the flintstone family who's from the town of bed rock There Yo, we need to watch the flintstones movie with john goodman. Yes How he buries it and she's super hot How he buries is so fucking The shit Even in the I drag her to my cave by her hair I think they made that illegal last year rex there were multiple No multiple movies, right because I had the one where they went to walk of vegas There's an fcu No, they go to it's like the flintstones like veber walk of vegas or something. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Sometimes I feel like some guy some asshole just has a mildly amusing pun and they decide to make a million dollar movies out of it Well, I'm pretty sure that one didn't do very well How many how many people here have actually watched the flintstones like the original series man I'm on tv land. The thing is i'm not was it on cartoony network It was on boomerang boomerang might have. Yeah, it was boomerang. That's their that's party networks Yeah, because what I remember is watching dexter's lab powerpuff kills and dragon ball z back to back Well, yeah Well, because flintstones is kind of like simpsons before the simpsons in terms of trying to be like a more like adult Uh, hey friend. Oh, you're doing I'm doing okay, bonnie I remember it was like it was like being they're selling it as the new flintstones And then that was on the wrong friend. I was just trying to help you Our gelatin and cartoony network different companies. No Tell us the canadian one That's not a canadian named telatune I killed the guy. What can I do? He's dead now. Not a us thing. I thought it was I've never heard of telatune. I know of it because it's the canadian cartoon. No Umarang was the retro cartoon network stuff and then when you were a really cool 14 year old your ass was watching tunami That's right. Hell. Yeah. Well, I remember that When did I because that's the thing you look back and like when did I fall off of like I was such a Version when I was 14 That makes sense Because I watched cartoon network like late 90s early 2000s. So that was very much like the yeah, the um dexas lab pow-pop girls um samurai jack Which I don't remember Jack was awesome. Dude, the one I feel like I remember jack so remember watching the best of all there was a dexas lab What is it with you? It was johnny bravo as well. Oh johnny bravo. Yeah, yeah, yeah I was a kid. I'm like, I wanted your breaker because ed ed netty. That's what they get and then I had one It's like this is shit. It's just What chop breakers are awesome? What do you mean? I don't like jawbreakers. They can break your jaw though. It's not great That's what they call my cock Then you got a bad reputation I think of a dam about my bad reputation Like really great animation it was super like bouncy Yeah, edit netty They were My parents hated edit netty for a reason. I still don't know I'm guessing it might be because it was pretty violent The vulgar it was rather vulgar Yeah, courage the cowardly dog. Yeah Well, dude, my um, my mum hated blackadder mr. Bean and simpsons. My dad loved all of them. So All right, they're pretty okay Joe, she said I she hated boldrick, uh, mr. Bean and homer because the comedy is just them falling over That's just a terrible take on I mean, I guess you only The springfield gorge episode. Oh, dude. Yeah, but that's the thing, right? That's like slapstick, but that's so good But also remember because one of my favorite jokes in there was when they put them in the ambulance and immediately drive into a tree It's right there By the way, isn't that a great payoff in like the simpsons movie that the homer and bot managed to actually clear Yeah Like that's a really great payoff the two of them clear it together while saving the town Absolutely movie's pretty funny. I actually It's not I I feel like the simpson movie is the best line to draw from when we've we've sank too far Well, because the simpson movie was written by a lot of the alumni a lot of the uh, Yeah, like it's once you're done with simpson movie. It's like you should probably stop there Yeah, that's a good place to end. You know, apparently they wanted to make um, they wanted to make Oh my god, I can't you know, his boss is awesome boss scorpio hank scorpio They wanted to make him the villain, but they thought he'd be too likeable and they're right This is I have the doomsday device you have 72 hours to That's the problem And if you think that's not bluffing really like what's this they boys up? What was it the 59th street bridge? It's like maybe it's collapsed on its own We can't take that chance. You always say that I want to take a chance Collapsed on its own you you have 72 hours. It's just the pot when he he grasps like flame throne It's like if you would kill someone on your way out, it would help me a lot He's so chill and he's so nice to Hey homer you missed it out here I think I think it was the big thing was that even though he was up to his villainy He always really cared what was going on with harma and give him the time of day to see what Which is why we like him because homer deserves some friends Because he's a nice guy, okay I'll remember mr. Bons. It's like I don't expect you to talk I expect you to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now He escaped stop him. He's supposed to die Mr. Bond Now for any as much as we could continue to reminisce about symptoms We've got some drawings to see get it our simpsons reference of the episode with no banana kratos What is this banana kratos? You can get bananas in there without it bleeding very true I hate that I had like amazing atheists So You drew an armband Oh god, yeah, we're the new year one minute over happy new year This is this is it happy new year britain. This is your animation I mean, I don't know. I think my weird rhinoceros Hitler looks looks pretty good I didn't think that we'd start out the new year with an amazing I'm just gonna say didn't have that on my bingo card for What are you supposed to do with the banana if you don't stick it in your ass? Like you could you could eat it. Yeah, you could just eat it, man But you can eat bananas Yeah, this like little Is her okay there you go some guys flying easy I made him a t-posing kind of That's easy to animate. Yeah I'm pretty sure the guy does just disappears to the side. Well, that's good. That's an animation I don't know why his eyebrow has gotten so crazy He used some of that he used crisco Oh, he dies of course. Oh, he hits the wall. Oh, yeah I did not interpret that as him hitting the wall. I interpreted him as going away. Oh, yeah, me too Let's get him go away. Bye. This is gonna be an actual animation. I'm not ready for this He hits his head but keeps going. Yeah, he just breaks through He broke through the wall with his head And it's good to know that he's he's doing this for a reason pac-man is coming It's crazy to think there's only one frame of pac-man. I guess those motion lines really Nice, yeah, I put the tree and stuff in the background so that you've got yeah He got is that hair or clouds Apparently it's hair that turned into hair Okay, all right, this is kind of Okay That one's an eldritch horror What was that? Just kind of escaping an explosion. Yeah, when he hits the cloud he takes off cool guys don't look at explosions So true. My dude There you go. Here we go. What could possibly happen? Okay, I I get the last one on this one. I didn't know what was going on Okay, he's still thinking about it. That's fair. That's it. It's unclear what his momentum is Yeah, right now it is those clouds. What what happened? Oh, that doesn't look like a sure jump No, he was doing so he didn't make it rags. He did not make it. This is a point about This is a point about ambition. This is making grand points about ambition Don't have any. No, it's about a false sense of ambition That's what this game is This game is a false sense of ambition His jump was just so bad that he went Oh Didn't bite in the clouds froze Guys, we all work together to make the animation. Are you proud? I could have done better. How come he's always end in death or fisting? They always ended death. I mean That's the story of the human experiences. I even okay. I might But why do they had to death? I didn't have a Oh, oh, so now it's bad to portray. Oh There it was Freeing his soul. That's a twist. He's going to heaven boys Going to heaven. Oh, no, he's coming after the night He's charging up The man in his head all along it's clearly his spooky ghost that chases him Guy with bowl it's throwing a little ball. Oh, it's already going really far. Okay. Bye ball. Oh nice Okay The guy isn't important anymore. It's really about the ball story. Yes, it's the story of a ball It was a flashball It was a bomb Why I don't understand why but who did this for what reason? Why is there a face now? Is that a duck? It's like bringing a baby to someone and then a vulture came by and fucked with it It's there already what It was it wait. Oh, was it an egg that he threw it was an egg Was that the egg of the vulture that's so sad. Oh my god, that's so sad. Yeah I'm not going to eat it. It's it's on its way to revenge that major this. I thought it was an asteroid I didn't know I was great. I created a monster there. Jesus. I'm so sorry Yeah, mel you thought you could get away with throwing a ball. Well, no What decides what the art is the artist's intention or what the people see? Yes Speaking of which john's image Yeah, yummy delicious cookie. No, it could be a giant eating a planet Which planet is that that looks like the moon to me? Well, it could be a planet with lots of craters Maybe that's earth eating the moon. It's got sick of its shit right in the mouth. Oh Is it gonna get in there munch? Ain't that cookie yum? He did well He ate his hand off you idiot It was a simple We eat cookies all the time without eating her I did that today. It looks great. It looks like he may have bitten off his tongue too We are the real monster Just wanted the cookie. What a day That's the thing man. This so this this is greed. This is what this is. He couldn't eat it piece by piece He had to eat it all at once and he bit off his own hand Exactly And you know what you know what this is the punishment for greed. What's the punishment for gluttony? Hey, hey, never bite the hand that feeds Yeah, especially your own because then blood you don't want that Seamless, I don't want blood in my mouth not my own. All right pikachu This is the mra pikachu All right, I want to say in my defense, you know, I could make it into fill it But I couldn't fill it considered going the other direction but carrying on that direction Now it's getting ready to lick I love pikachu licking. That's crazy praising the lick. It was going up by the time I fly upwards What's going on Oh god, it's just getting longer Is pikachu terra flying? There's just no legs. What is that? It looks like a nuclear cooling tower Oh, no, is pikachu a nuclear cooling tower. I didn't I didn't know about that evolution This looks like an owl house stretch Maybe it is you don't know Wait, what's an owl house other than the obvious? Yes, I was where owls live, but where There's a tv show called owl house. What's it about owls? It's about a witch in another world and there's like a house that's got an owl It's like stretching. It's hard to explain. Okay. It's fair enough. Well, you did a good job trying Mark the cyborg I just This is ragu looking down now looking back up because he picked up his gun Let's his guns clearly a gun. I'm gonna shoot in the gun. Yeah, fuck that little guy up there Oh, it's firing some more bullets Might have looked up a little bit. Oh, no someone's coming in. Oh, no Fuck me in the butt Oh What is going on? That's what we call a story. Okay I think there's a scene missing in this someone thought they could sneak up on rags while he was doing his duty Look what happened There is only there is only one frame in which that stick mat is confident. Let's just put it that way I can turn around on a dime. Yep And the final A guy having a smoke at a bar All right, he's that's similar I don't what's changing here. What's happening? I was trying to make the smoke move and Oh, he's lifting something up I don't know what it is, but it looks like a box with glue Okay A little puff a little puff Still holding up that thing Oh, the table's breaking He is not as confident as It looks like a mid 90s rap video Smoking kills What mid 90s rap video looks like that? The last shots like all of them's I view uh fish. I want dude every one of them looks this way This is Jerome acquies virtual insanity Yeah, I will go pee. All right. Everyone go pee pee time. I I can't my balls aren't full of pee You just go empty them anyway. Half balls is fine Half ball we're gonna ball it up So We got all the actions are a mystery drawings and sentences are hidden. What's the point of that one? That's just gonna be random shit, isn't it? I don't want I wonder what's random shit. We get that anyway So then they've got one that's like You you you get it's like limited time in reverse as in you draw something simple And then the next person has to complement it and complement it and complement it that could be kind of something That could be fun as long as we start off. Well Try it well to be honest with you. I don't know if we want to be Risking as opposed to just playing. Oh, no, I meant the heart one Uh There you go. I I did the right one So my emojis, but uh, oh, I love I know I never mind But like normal seems to be the most successful for the ratio of time for laughs, I would say Is there any disagreement on that? I'm also a bit racist, isn't it you can't call them blobs Moriarty I didn't know I'm sorry Well, you not knowing Is kind of like the point you need to know let us let us outro Be long bone who needs to do some editing of what are going to be very entertaining videos? I am certain so Happy new year soon enough for you Happy new year to you to you guys too See you when another shitty movie comes out and we invite you to come chat about it Yes, may your wings be forever dank and your um floor be forever flat Indeed Bye Yeah, I'm gonna take this opportunity to jump out as well. I gotta get ready for uh new year's thing You have to go somewhere You had a whole year to prepare for the yeah Did was this a surprise to you it ends eventually your happens every same day We're having company. I gotta company friends Well, it was a plazia to have you sir and we'll catch you whenever we do dang dig diddly dang dang Thanks a lot for having me. Hope you have a nice holiday. Hi John new year everybody. Why are you? My friends Yeah G Goodbye and good luck. So many letters, isn't it Leave some for the rest of us. Am I right? It'll come and Was coming what come and uh, or Who has more letters metal or mark? Um It's And uh, yes metal commander has one more letter than mark the cyborg get wrecked finally a w foot of german Let's go. I guess you have to add a different name on battle net as well, huh? Well, we can take a form of an intermission and do the other thing was supposed to do according to the title Which is talk about the best and worst things that happened in 2022 For media here here to the days of this year because the thing is we've got a bunch of people here And who knows what everyone here even saw and what their opinions may be? I don't know what I saw. What did you see? Oh Oh Hey, oh fuck. Hey, we saw interstellar. We did Yeah I saw that movie for the fourth time. That was such a cool movie wasn't it regs. It was very cool. Um Space the final frontier A black hole is a place where no man's gone before well One man has gone there and his name was coop. That's right He's got so many amazing things like bookshelves. He saved humanity. What have you done lately? Little girl's brains Yeah, he saw a lot of a little girl's room It's kind of weird if you have to travel across the galaxy to freely look into little girl's rooms I don't I don't know It's weird as a fifth dimensional beings from the future facilitated that of all things, you know I don't know. I don't know if I would go through that kind of effort To look in a little girl's room. It's weird. It's a weird film with weird ending and a weird beginning It does make it significantly less weird when the little girl's your daughter though Oh, I think it does. I think it's weird Is that bull weird or? I mean You're at least you have a reason to If it's for the purpose of communicating with her even if it's yeah rags You didn't include that it was a communication across time and space with the theory of gravity control Way more weird if you just showed up in a random little girl's room and started trying to talk to her with the power of love Hey, hey It's the power of gravity fueled by love idiot Don't take love well Uh, what was what was the other thing that came out? Uh, she was this year remember that one We had Matt Damon and then we had In the dragon Matt Smith Damon Targaryen Matt Damon Targaryen. Oh, you're right had Damon's We had two daemons this year. Well, how's the dragon was neat. It was a neat little show. Yeah How's the dragon was good? Do you know Matt? I hasn't seen it yet. What a little dingle dang What are you pooping on my face? He is right now I'm sorry Okay, fine. Sorry George had a bit of redemption arc this year like the elden ring was good House the dragon was good. Well people I remember when elden ring came up How much of this is even George? Who knows because it's as you dig into the lore. It does get pretty Georgie Is it is it though? There is a there is a lot of incest a lot of people with very similar names Legalize it On the whole family you can see his uh signature on it. Okay, but Who even knows what the story of elden ring? Oh, that's that's a better question because uh the answer Only nerds like me Okay, mark. I have a question. Could you tell me what is the elden ring? The elden ring is basically no. No. No. No. No. No. Don't say it like don't say it like that. Just say elden ring Oh The elden You mean tell me what what's the right? Your parameters are far too confusing for the average human basically It's um, it's a a plesiosaur that is kind of an elder god. Yeah, obviously Just call me takes the form of ring. He told you a polisiosaur I don't even know that word. So fuck you. Oh the the last boss of the game. Yeah, so the elden ring is a plesiosaur I mean like in simple terms. Yes. I thought it was the elden beast. I think you just made that up The elden beast is a polisiosaur. The elden beast is the physical form They didn't call it a polisiosaur because don't pronounce polisia penisaur Penisaur is my favorite pokemon. He's the one with the big ol schlonga Basically, it's it's the all hyper beam the power of an interdimensional god that is controlling the hydroblast I'm gonna give you a leech seed Deal some of your health Only items that was hard Yeah, I don't know how you manage that. You fought millennia too, right? Isn't there a move in pokemon called scary eyes? What if penisaur had scary eyes? I don't want to look at someone's scary eyes. I don't look at friendly fun eyes. Oh, no constrict. What if penisaur had that? Yes Wait, he does doesn't he he's constricting me with his like I'm pretty sure he can learn it Oh, scary face. That's even worse Scary face and scary eyes. Oh my god. That's a scary face double stoopy Mr. Mime has a scary face Mr. Mime is feeling my penis between you and I Oh pokemon that came out. What did everyone think of pokemon this year? I don't know No, I decide I'm not a babby anymore. I'm sorry. Wow From what I've heard I already played pokemon. I think the first one that came out this year was all right And then the second one was an absolute disaster kind of scary face Oh, yeah, because the the arceus one Come Mr. Mime is a terror on the pokey world A lot of them that kind of terrors you guys told us about him Mr. Mime is also racist Wait, that was jinx. I'm sorry Wow, you canceled mr. Mime by accident Yeah, sorry, mr. Mime Twitter account back Mr. Mime is like going home in shame. They're all throwing rocks in the desk. She's like, no, I bet the other one Thanks, mr. Mime. Ah damage is already. Oh mr. Mime already killed himself Oh no, no, wait. He was just pretending. Oh He got me there Yeah, but he would be one of the pokemon that you'd want to give you a hand job though Which one jinx on mr. Mime? Well, I actually I guess both but I was going for mr. Mime He probably knows rags, but he don't even mime it. What's the point? No, he'd mime it, but it would just You're just gonna put it on there. It's like what? Mime is also racist Did you know that mr. Mime is the only pokemon who could speak without saying his name, but he's a mime so it doesn't So my movie of the year, I think Nice way everything everywhere all at once Holy shit that came out this year Movie of the year. Yeah, it didn't come out this year came out lost you idiot We live in the Where everything is upside down Fine moller. Mr. I live in the future. Tell me a movie that came out in 2023 I'm out of the wasp It was really fucking good Michael Douglas is in it He did like Michael things. Yeah Awesome. He did like Quantum. Yeah, isn't he your favorite douglas? That is like, oh god. It's that can he's like, yo, I'm Douglas um Arthur I don't know that one Me me and mel watched crampus. I think as you see That was a fun movie. It was fun. It was weird. Oh my god But the the the last bit kind of kind of fleamed it. I feel like it fell off a little bit. Yeah Yeah, it was all right The attic sequence was real great and then the outside at the end sequence wasn't so great Like you die. You die. You die. You die and then the movie's over. It's like, yeah I don't know if the film knew but I cared about the characters. I wanted them to get through that a little bit more But I guess the point was that they don't get through it and that's sad. You know, that's real bullshit And I can't I can't abide a sad story. Why would I watch that? Yeah Has to be happy ending every time It's a happy ending. What else do you watch? Oh, me and me and metal watched, uh, uh, the other guys Yeah That's still a pretty funny movie. I like that. It is pretty funny. It's still pretty good It's not like amazing or anything, but there's plenty of jokes that are really fucking good That's some really funny jokes in there You know what I saw on netflix yesterday? Knives out too. Let me guess. Let me guess. Oh Now Uh rush hour Oh, I need to rewatch that. I don't really know some ages. I remember really liking rush hour 3 rush hour 2 and 3 apparently I haven't ever stopped a member not liking 3 but liking 2 Well, so this is the thing I've seen so long that I imagine my Memories fucked and the yeah, oh mine. It's really quite funny Like, uh, it's such a product if it's time because like you can't say anything that they say nowadays None of the dialogue would be allowed Like in the first one. Yeah. Yeah, because in the first one Carter's all like, hey, uh, what do I do with this here? Chinese guy, do I drop him off at pf chang's and shit? Oh, and uh, and uh, I love pf chang's and uh, what's his face? Um He got lee he gets he's uh, they're tied up in a truck and lee threatens to bit slap chris tucker back to africa Yeah Yeah, that they got this thing you come don't they want to make a rush hour 4 I've heard that they want to Oh, it's gonna be so toned down Yeah, I need to rewatch them obviously because they're both very old and you can't say anything That's the thing. There's so much to rewatch including me Rags and metal rewatch kind of the indiana jones trilogy kind of sort of Right that was real fun Those movies are real cool Okay, you know what I learned, um, I'm pretty sure everybody knows this by now, but the uh, you remember short round from indiana jones and tempola doom Yeah, yeah, he's he was way. He was waymond. He was in full love and thunder. He was goal Well, he was also waiting from everything everywhere all at once Yep Yeah, yeah, we watched tempola doom Honestly, that's actually what made me take notice of everything everywhere all at once because Well, it's like I was like, oh no way He was my hero when I was a kid somebody said there was four indiana jones movies. There's only three. What do you mean? There's only three. There's only three. Yeah, they made three. Uh, I remember they being About fourth one. Atlanta's like the uh, yeah They were gonna make a fourth one, but they never did They never did Processed of it right now Um, I've I've heard something about some clown thing. I don't know but no Never gonna happen What else with it? Oh, we me and mel watch naked gun. The first one is fucking great As expected same for pink panther We watched a lot of older stuff recently and it's just nice to know that uh, old people are okay. That's that's what I conclude it Yeah Am I the only one who watched chainsaw man, you are you're like an animal Oh, yeah, yeah, you would watch. Yeah, but I haven't watched it because of All credibility gone in an instant The fan base on spirit is just so annoying about it. I just can't What anime have you watched recently? Uh, anything good? Um dead runners was this year or two? I liked that I really heard good things about it. It's pretty good. It's not that long You can give it a go fringy. You said it was so good. You didn't even finish it, right? Um, well, I didn't uh, I didn't finish it. No, that's nine 20 minute episodes That is a lot to ask you're right. That is a lot to ask I'd actually say I'd need some more episodes to make it even better because you can't you can't agree with that Yeah, because they the first episode Yeah, somebody needed some pretty bad characterization from the first episode. I won't say it for spoilers But and there's a time jump in the last three episodes. I think yeah, that was that was pretty rough. Yeah I I actually I kind of liked the time jump when they picked up from it But I it would have benefited probably from some interim Episodes that filled out the character a bit especially because we're talking about a show that had nine episodes I don't think 13 would have been crazy I think even just 10 would have been fine I just had a super check I'm gonna say an edge when it was mid mid. That's the one. Yeah, they say that for things that aren't cool No, yes, I mean the mid kind of still means it's okay. No, no, they say that for things that aren't cool Yeah, it's not cool Like you have to be a six out of ten at least to be cool and five out of ten. That is not cool Cool like the temperature or cool as in Well No, I'm getting there. No, all right Six out of yeah as asha nixon just put it mid It just means terrible people are just saying it so it's more agreeable, but they mean terrible That's how people use it. Yeah, people use it. They're like that was they found a new word and now they can't stop But the thing is they carefully they they're wrapping up the present of terrible in a little wrap that says mid So there's more acceptable, but they usually mean terrible. They're like People never say it mid is like an insult. Yeah Even though the middle shouldn't be an insult, you know Okay, but you guys you guys fucking get on me for my fucking hot takes wouldn't be better If I said somebody was mid then fucking useless dog shit like come on. I mean, yeah, yes he was If you said Uh top gun maverick was uh middle of the road five out of ten I enjoyed a lot of it didn't like a lot of it. That would be fine compared to That was you I did you I mean, I didn't like anything in the movie. So There you go. You want me to say you don't like the cinematography chat get him They got him like real ass just already decided that he can't like anything in it because he said that it's a terrible awful Movie even though he only saw the first 20 minutes of it, which is a take there was one scene that I like but like You're only did involve Val Kilmer. Is that the scene rags? I watched the whole movie after the uh, yeah, but he's talking about before that Yeah, this doesn't matter before that I walked out of it after like 30 minutes exactly. No, no, no you said 20 you said 20 I did say 20, but I went back and rewatched it. I had seen stuff up to about half an hour. So Oh, so it's 20 and it became a half an hour. How long before it becomes that you've seen the whole movie I Knew it. I knew it. Yeah, just like we predicted because we know you so Exactly. Pippo says so predictable See bullied into silence from his bad takes Give us another bad take dude move Oh, I rewatched the Tarantino's movies. They're pretty good. That's not a bad because what are you guys gonna do with that? Wow, idiot Yeah, they're fucking amazing. I'm making a video about how fucking good they are. All right. Say say avatar 2 is a masterpiece You're a bad communicator avatar 2 I I went to see avatar 2 a third time in theaters and I had four orgasms It was the best fucking theater experience of my life Avatar 2 is incredible. You're supposed to keep your clothes on First of all rags Only james 2023 Notely allowed to go into a theater and masturbate in his own movies. That's the rule I don't want to hear I don't want to hear about a guy who's got a dog for sona Telling me I can't jerk off to blue people in a theater. Okay. That's between me and amc Wow, you would have seen you and all the individuals who had terrified of you in that cinema looking around Nobody was there, but it makes all of the money If you're if your first sona is a navi. Oh, sure. I was seeing I was seeing avatar 2 not babelan Is it still a first sona if it's a navi? Yes, everything's a persona these days. Hold on Gallatin though, what if it's a vulcan Obviously not a furry. That's stupid. I know I know but they're they're an alien They're just a very human looking alien the navi though are a humanoid alien. They just look less human So you get in the first tone they have tails cat faces and cat ears. They're furries Well, I mean they're furries Furry adjacent if cat nose is right. They don't have normal nose. I don't think people whose first sona is like a cat or something Like I don't think I don't think they're furries because I want to fuck them Is that the requirement to become a fairy you don't want to fuck something Like just so we're sure you do want to You're a furry you we've got a consultant on our hands. Nice If you yeah, it's fine. It's fine. What happened? It's like, you know, hey remember Callisto protocol that was good. Oh my god. No Yes I'm gonna. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna say it. I enjoyed it. Oh, no. Why wait, what I enjoyed it I'm not saying it's a I'm not saying it's like a very good game I understand that like, you know enemy variety is really low The quarter like there's not much to the levels and all that stuff I have a cup. I have a pretty fun time of the combat ain't gonna lie Well, you're supposed to not like it. That's what I everyone says that. What do you mean? I mean, I I'm like, I'm honestly surprised just because I found I found the gameplay to be so unbelievably bad Well, like No, I would say it's absolutely terrible. Like no That's bullshit. No offense. The fucking clown music is on rand. It's playing now like that. You said that clown It's on random Music started playing when you gave that take pretty quickly to make my argument Even to people who haven't played the game the dodge system in the game is agnostic of the direction The enemy attack is coming from and you will always regardless of timing perfectly dodge so long as you just switch to the other side I would agree. I would have I would have liked timing. I would have really liked timing It's like punch out if dodge timing didn't matter Well Speaking of blue cg. I think this was a good year for sonic I agnostic agnostic the direction I mean, it's a good year for Sonic the hedgehog too. I enjoyed the movie. It wasn't great Well, sonic frontiers. Was that even that really good? I heard a lot of I heard a lot of crazy sonic frontiers It was be fair. I've heard a lot of mixed stuff on frontiers There's people who hated and I've talked to a lot of people which to me seems to be not the greatest result for sonic, you know, I know probably not a good result for sonic. Do you know how Well, I guess most sonic games are pretty unanimously panned Wait, we're at that point for sonic had a good year if people didn't hate him Well, I for one Is this why shadow is a better thing because everyone loves shadow no matter what It's a cartoon character with guns Has there been a sonic game that people liked since sonic adventure to battle on the dream class like sonic mania? Sonic mania was the one everybody seemed to like. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. I mean because it's okay It's the most sonic the hedgehog game that they've made in a while It's just plays like an old genesis sonic characters, you know anything other than a to success It's so good. I mean Seven out of ten is like ten out of ten for anything else We Mentioned and be a goth the best actor. Yeah, the her like monologue at the end of pearl is really good What was I going to do with sonic though? I just trace it to the topic of sonic Sonic gets his one chance to shine and you destroyed it. There was another person who like thought she was good I was like, yeah, you know Oh scorn came out this year. No Oh Set rack several people have continued to recommend it as though they don't know anything about the like they're like Oh, you should play scorn. You'd like scorn Fucking trash game. Yeah, we spit on it and put it in the bud and bin Diane would play a roller drum Roller drum is really good. It's it's tony hawk. What's that got to do is scorn Trying to keep positive All right, all right, what what I said it was a good year for blimps Oh Was it a good year for blimps? Well, the good year has a blimp like the tire. Well, we saw There was a blimp in Raiders of the lost crusade He's nuts Everybody was pretty thirsty for the smoky the bear blimp. I remember that What were they? Water on north fires or Yeah, yeah says smoky the bear mascot. There was like a parade blimp or something and everybody was thirsty for it on twitter Let me look it up smoky the bear blimp Did it look uh Only you Was moon full this year? Geez Surely this isn't a smoky that you okay. I'll post an image of what what was like a january In january northman was really good. Not that one. I'm talking about a parade balloon Oh You talking about this bullshit, this is so fucking mid Yeah, that's the one This is so low tier for apparently People want to fuck that. How would they see that? Wait, hang on. Is this even a blimp? Do you just call this an inflatable? I guess it's just because it's a bear The bear has a conflation It's because it's smoky the bear looking like a bear. I'm sorry. Is that a golf club? He's holding it at this point What even are they trying to do? Oh, yeah. Oh, no, it's abby. That's a bear You don't get to rush this Very big he's he's got the dad bod, but the develop pecs, you know, hell. Yes, he does What happened 12 months ago? I'm just curious. I don't know. Do you think scarfucked syrupy? That's not what I was talking about I don't probably I would think his mouth is big enough. I can recommend the movie that none of you have seen All right, lay it on me him. Oh, did we not do we read it? Well, uh, the will ferrell ryan Reynolds holiday film on apple tv called spirited. I can recommend it. How's that a thing? Totally enjoyable they take the the the christmas story and they really subvert it very smart and I enjoyed it quite a bit By making it a halloween movie or what? No, because halloween's worse than christmas. So it stays a christmas movie And I remember before christmas. Whoa, I know we've had some pranks, but there's no need to lie to the audience like that Halloween's great, but it is Not as good as christmas. Listen, you know, you didn't need to continue after you said it was great. That was enough We did it. No, it was yeah halloween achieved greatness by declaring the truth I agree dude boba fed was a year ago. Oh my god I didn't even read that book neither did I we watched it. It was so weird Because I legit read books about boba fed that were better than the show called the book. Why do you say that? Like it would not be the standard. That's obvious. I'm just true I'm just saying it's not impossible to write a good story about a badass bounty hunter I don't think anyone was going to challenge you on that People were going to let that slide. Yeah, robert. Rodriguez. I will say the gun train was funny But then all of it was funny. So what am I even talking about? We did our uh, our our Uh, why do you love storytelling if I remember that we all talked about theory telling Yeah, yeah That was fun And then we did book of boba fed. Oh god, we covered a video called why it's actually brilliant. I didn't remember this Why did someone call that show brilliant? What's wrong with you? Then we go man like honestly like robert. Rodriguez friend, but like I'm a former film school guy And honestly robert. Rodriguez was like my my inspiration going through the university You one day could make book of boba fed. No, but that's the thing like I was so primed to give this guy the benefit of the doubt and None of the he deserves absolutely zero. I don't believe that he made book of boba fed and thought it was good Wait, robert. Rodriguez made book of boba fed. Yes. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense I know Because he likes solos and then they said hey, here's a script that's fucking 10 pages long Go make some action scenes with book of boba fed shooting his little gun and that's what he did And it was awful. It was the worst thing ever. He didn't pick up the jetpack. Why? Yeah, I mean, he's a guy who like Did some medical experiments when he was like in his early 20s to go make a movie for like $10,000 in mexico And then ended up like bringing it to the toronto film festival and becoming like a huge action movie director The best friends with clinton turantino and then how did we go? Mexican on tours I kind of want to yell about alahandra in a rito's bardo film Which is the most frustrating movie I've ever fucking seen It is so it is self-massuratory indulgent pretentious. Isn't all masturbation self No, it's just incredibly bad and i'm very angry about it. And I that's my short reign That was way longer than toronto. I hear is pretty good. Yeah. I want my one Mexican dude's killing it We're gonna be watching that at some point. We talked about arcane less than a year ago, but I think it came out more than a year ago Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's true. Yeah, I have no clue but I agree. Do you remember that schnee video we covered the fucking bizarre take on Oh topheimer doppelganger. He was no that was in the medley. I think because the the one we watched was about the security guard guy Marcus yeah, the one that you had a level of fondness for and then this video was like Marcus is a really cool character is very interesting to see how that all went happened Yeah, Marcus was a very interesting character. Then we had Oh What crashes in at that point is the twitch saga that was nine months ago Oh, was it the whole wasan thing? Well, it was it was our relevant and then denims and then Assan Yeah, elden ring and the batman were both sort of like around and then that just went Wow, so what is this thing? I'm not familiar Basically j made a video saying stop stealing everyone's shit. It was as simple as that And then several twitch streamers were like, well, we got to explain how we're correct actually And made some of the worst fucking responses. Seriously. Those videos are insane Like the the coverage we had sitch adam and dev popping on for all of them There was just like a super cut of the stupidest shit twitch twitch people will say it made us think like, oh my god Twitch as a platform is going to implode if the users at this level of popularity just breaking all of the copyright rules That could ever be implied or expected Which is that already? Arguing that they're in the right. Yeah, we steal your content. Fuck you. Did you remember? They will get in trouble for it either the relevant one said your Purpose is to provide my audience with entertainment when I'm bored or busy That's why youtube has exist My oh my it's fucking brilliant. And then denim's basically Went she's apparently pretty popular now. She's way more popular when we covered it. I heard. Yeah, because she's hot Okay, this is one of the dumbest she hit her brain fell out of his skull several times Wait, she actually would describe her appearance Damn what got him? No, but I mean She's not hideous, but I don't know. It's okay to say that stupid people can be attractive Denims is the chick who said what is hat taking pride in your work means She literally has no idea what it means to take pride in you Who said that that was a brilliant quote though What is uh, what are what are people's goals for like 2023? Hey, what are you doing? We're doing a timeline. You're talking about media Just barging in not having paid any attention. I feel like oh, I'll just ask a weird question What an Australian thing to do so upside down No, it's already next year for for uh, for me, so it's it's really the Americans which is only one or two of them here right now So We're the most important minority. Okay I'm I'm gonna give you a minute to calm down. I'll be back Yeah, I'm moller. You did kind of you kind of you ruined all of the flow. So he had to be punished and removed That's so we might as well end it all right right if I learned anything It's that we'll do anything we can in science to get rid of the blight and that's what he became in that moment. So You know only there was a way for me to spend 40 years of my life trying if Fringy starts getting to the corn That's what that's when we know that it's all over You always have to check your corn before you eat it to make sure there's no Fringy in it I really wasn't playing paying attention when I played What happens if you ingest the Fringy by accident? Oh, well you become a blight starts apparently Fringy can control your mind Shit. Uh, yeah, it's it's I mean it can happen. But what will he do with this power? I cannot say I cannot say Everyone will begin to become green I think I can trust Fringy to make at least a few of my decisions We did do the multimedia medley where we covered a bit of moon night and then never covered him again Even though many people wanted us to But we can we can fix that right now. It was bad, right rags. It was bad Well, uh, what was bad moon night? Moon night Oh, man, we watched all of moon night and we never got to talk about it on e-fat But not the last two three episodes. There was six, right? We watched all of them Yeah, but we talked about the first three on the media medley I think so. I can't remember that was a long time ago. It was it was insane that that series. He was crazy man Yeah, but episode two personally until we watched and or it was the best stuff that disney Episode five has like what there's like good things in it like legitimately good things in episode one and five Is was the rest of it just kind of yeah, it was how does he count as a disney thing from this year? Hey, it was on disney plus in canada, but I know you guys have hulu there Well, no, we just have strong opinions about canada Well, I mean we're yeah, there's a lot of things on disney plus that don't belong to disney though, right? I'm a federal canadian employee. So I can't really say too much bad about canada, but you know, we're We're we're vulnerable to criticism. I'll say that much Yeah, do we already gone? Yeah. Hello, papa. How you doing? I don't even remember when pray happened Was that what's our opinion on spinach? Kind of sucks is I mean I mean, it's all right. It's fine. I was going to take a neutral position. I don't really eat spinach that much Spinach is fine. Spinach is fine. No, it's man. I especially It's not good on its own, but you can definitely use it. Well, yeah, I never As far as plants go Yeah, you guys just eat some like spinach just on this. Oh, we just open the can and Hop it out. Yeah, yeah, muscles get big, you know I think that was made up by some tv show rags. I don't think that's right The whole muscles thing good good source. I were on busters myth busted. I think they did Someone died. They so shoved like liches. Oh, hey, G. H and spinach. Oh shoot Yeah, I mean they got in loads of trouble though the people who made that cartoon That's what we call Advertising. Yeah, this is one of the first victims because people are going after marvel and stuff of false adverts It's just more propaganda from big spinach. Did you say propaganda? Two jokes in one everybody big spinach, um, then multi-views amandas happened. Remember that? That was a really good movie. What a movie. I kind of enjoyed it. What the fuck Then I watched the video and I agree with most of what you said, but like I hate marvel movies So Enjoyed it a little bit with something different. What part did you enjoy? What was the part? I enjoy people dying Basically, I mean I'm not attached to all this marvel. Nobody's gonna disagree with Yeah, it's not fair. You can't just say you enjoy people dying when that's correct. You can't do that. You can't be correct Yeah, but dr. Strange didn't die neither did america chavez. So really what was the point? Yeah, that's a that's a yeah Did you like how she saved the day by believing in herself? Yeah, that's a pity Is that what happened? That is what happened. She believed He told her to kick ass and she did Okay, I can't. Yeah, that's no. No, thank you. It was great. Why are you being so mean? Oh halo was next. Yeah, you were on that one God damn that show sucked Yeah, jeez. Dude, that was one way like the fnt The fnt crowd would like talking about all the worst things and like a lot of them hadn't seen it And I was like you missed a fucking stinker, dude. Halo was horrible. Yeah, you don't even need to have played the games Because I haven't really Yeah, it gets worse if you play the game wait, wait, should we wait to talk about halo until fringy's back from his little walk of Walk of shame. He's always done pouting. He's gone to find some corn. We gotta stop him to find some corn I have a question. Can he talk with that red nose stuck onto his schnaz? Oh Is the nose like a flap underneath all of it? Or is it the Foxy doesn't sound like this Is it all like he's got like a little transceiver inside the whole thing that He speaks into that comes out of the of a speaker or something I was kind of thought of it as he's wearing a plague doctor mask. I didn't Face Yeah, you can see the eyes. That's gotta be his face That's right is it moves in everything. He's got a very large nose and he's green and has antlers I hear you. I'm Italian. Oh Oh Well, we can we can talk a little bit about the halo show. Anyway, rice. What do you remember about it? I remember That they try they they try they thought they were so smart and they thought they were Yeah Petty and wise and they had so many things to say The more you are familiar with and have played the games and liked the games the more you'll hate that show It was like wow, there's just nothing good about it from the music to the Story to just I don't remember the music. Was it bad? I don't remember Well, they all I know is that they tried to poach the halo music by playing some of it at like the end Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hard to believe that the show ends with master uh, john halo In a robot taking control of his suit to save Yeah, that was weird I can't believe And weren't they planning to make more they are they are making more which means I gotta watch more of this Yeah, how are they doing that with john halo as a corpse found a way to make Master chief be dead and have cortana be the real hero. That's insane. Do you think they thought uh, there you go The fans will like it now They'll love it when we kill john halo Like it just reeks of they they really went in with the plan. Hey all the halo fans. We got them They're gonna be watching this show for sure. They're gonna love it. It's called halo So now we got to bring in the people who hate halo There weren't enough shots of cortana's feet Yeah, it's it was and they're ever Do you remember when they were like he just dug it out of his ass or whatever and then the other girl did it because she watched him Remember that that was weird, man Yeah, and it's not trackable It's it's just It's it's shit What a travesty but how good All of the all the references to the covenant looked like it was it was like one to one Which is this weird thing Yeah, like I think we like they'll they'll get accurate Heavily to how things look but they won't get accurate at all to what was in the thing They did really miss the mark on the design of the human alien covenant princess with the energy sword fingernail. Oh my god. What was that? Oh, yeah That that was uh, not not accurate to the games. They did it way better. That was not accurate Yeah, I missed opportunity for a human to fucking elite, you know, exactly Absolutely, I want to clap clap some alien ass. Yeah, well, she does fucked uh, john halo, right? Oh, he's technically an alien. Yeah He's an alien in terms of the writing Why did they do that? Why did they do some of it because they just keep on the world wasn't ready to see four mandibles eating a girl out That's Come here Oh You just Just stick them in there and wade them around She's just vibrating violently like this is the fucking best. Oh my god. This is insane to her in the past. You were in my pussy Oh, no Arbiter We're a member halo What happens is that the the people like a company uh paramount plus They get the rights to make these shows and then I guess they just give the show The like the writing and the control to people who just don't fucking care about the properties And they just do whatever the fuck they want with it And so the fans of hate this series the most Yeah, we've got the fans. So let's bring in the people who hate the show. That's the logic and it's very flawed It has never worked. Hello Yeah, I could be talking about like almost anything in the timeline. I'm up to 187 of efab. We're heading to 220 eventually I guess what would you have your arbitrage? Oh, yes Fucking hell. Halo was so like that show was awful. I feel like it got away with it a little bit because a lot of people didn't cover halo Or knew about it Is like the first couple episodes were so shit. I think a lot of people just stopped Yeah, no, but like it's not as remembered or mentioned that came out this year. You know Yeah, I think probably most of the people I'm sub to not covering it is probably how synthetic man popped up in all my recommendations Because he did. Well, hey, it would be pretty difficult to be wrong about the halo show being bad. So you probably nailed it Right They were pretty funny I thought that most of what was occurring in the show was ridiculous, but you know I think I think we know We know what train that stops that is the Well, that happened this year. Well, we'll get to that halo was It was it was a journey and it took us nearly nine hours to go through the whole thing. Hey, that was ackman and John that was there Halo experts, right? Right. Yeah, you're you love a whole series And you're gonna return for when season two comes out, right? Uh, I mean, I how I don't understand what they they can do with the season two That's never stopped. Oh, he's dead He's actually dead I don't know what the hell they were thinking what a stupid show that was and they think they're so smart as well Oh, you know what we we're not like those video pu pu shooty games We got our lofty science fiction themes like hey, isn't humanity good? Like man, that's some pretty bold and brave, um Dramatic, you know, I think they'd be exploring Jesus Really, you don't say At least every single event that happens in the show venerates Halsey Because every every time that everybody doesn't listen to her things go wrong Sorry, no, yeah, but at least they weren't limited by the video game. So that's pretty cool, right? Oh, yeah, that's true Oh Talking about ongoing fourth like, you know video game adaptation cringe all the stuff They've been saying about the last of us show and like the comparisons to video games absolutely baffling The guy who's saying all these quotes is he just like not not aware of anything or something Why do they keep giving these properties to people? Oh, you know like video this is paraphrasing, but it was something along the lines of the last of us was different And you know, it wasn't people poking out people's eyeballs and stuff It's like no, he said. Yeah, that was that was crazy. He's talking about lasers out of eyes, right? He's he was saying nothing comes out of their eyes to kill people I think you're talking about superheroes Okay, like I don't know. I think he might have like his concept I could have sworn he was the quote because I I don't have it on hand But I thought it the point where he was making was like these are real people Not just like super people flying around doing things, which is what we get a lot of now Okay, everything he said is insane. That's not really Craig Mason. Okay. He's got to Why not he said he believes it's the greatest story ever told in like a video game and it's like dude calm down. Yeah It's not this is not the best story ever told in a game. It's a It's a good story that is told well, and that's why people remember it so much I don't think it's that the story itself is that amazing. It's basically like It's walking dead type stuff essentially Standard zombie movie things tough guy has to protect younger girl, you know This was um, I'm just finding that this was the quote about the pixels. Where is it? I know the quote you're talking about When you're playing a section you're killing people and when they die or when you die you get sent back to the checkpoint all those people Um Back moving around in the same way Um, and then it follows at a certain point they read uh as obstacles not as human beings in the show Such encounters would carry more weight quote watching a person die I think ought to be much different than watching pixels die That's it's not you don't understand. It's real bad. It's it's just like where you are Of course What about rewatching stuff? Why do they give all this money and these eyepiece these Lots of dies and you're like, well, it's just a drawing like who cares. It's all Yeah, that has nothing to do with how emotionally effective it is at all Yeah, what pixels die. Can you be a little more reductive of an entire medium of art, please? He's talking about dead pixels on his monitor. He's got a dead pixel He limits it can be haunting. Oh, no It's different when you see a real person dying with the CGI blood that made our hollywood pixels Yeah, why didn't they kill the actor? Yeah, do it pussy ruined I need some yeah, we know the actor's alive So whatever it's it is real awkward as well because the article it was in the new yorker was titled Can the last of us break the curse of bad video game adaptations? It's like well arcane did that But that's Yeah I think you'll find Paul W. S. Anderson's resident evil films already did that. Okay. There was a phenomenon groundbreaking So good, why would they've made so many of them? They went good Well, you know, they've already got their excuses lined up They're gonna blame it on the angry gamers and all of the fanboys and it wasn't what the games were So they hated it and they can't think of anything new It'll be the same fucking song and dance as the halo stuff and everything It's gonna be when they get to the ending of the game right at the hospital Like how they're gonna change that a whole like scene and how it plays out It's gonna make the doctor seem so sympathetic Yeah, please no Like they're gonna continue to try and push the retcon It's part of why I want to keep an eye on it. I want to see every single death from now on is your fault I want to see them fuck everything up Maybe don't maybe it'll blow out minds. Maybe I mean, there's a good chance. It's gonna be pretty solidly made I mean, I think we can all agree that turn oboe was quite good But I think that's name same guy is I mean, you could say that Neil Druckman is also like co-directing I have a feeling he's just gonna be the like guy on set. That's like, yeah, I agree I agree. He wins all the time Yeah, I directed an episode Uh, maybe sure, but I mean, I don't even necessarily think he's that terrible the guy who invented the wheel probably invented some dumb stuff too Yeah, what if it was the same guy? Yo, what's the wheel guy and the fire guys? He did with the wheel and fire and then his son was imagine it was all in the same night Imagine it was all in the same night Yeah, man, he invents wheel and fire the dudes can get hella kissy Who's gonna be the more popular guy? Like pre-history Um, next big chungus, I guess in the year was probably Kenobi. That was six months ago. Oh my god. Yeah the worst Star Wars show it might be the worst thing. Yeah, maybe I think so. I think it probably was pretty terrible. You sure it's not the worst thing It might be the worst star wars thing It might be the last Jedi or the might be It's hard to say if you The sequel trilogy are all in the running I don't know. I'll say he's pretty stupid Obi-Wan so bad It was really like I mean come on like I think if anyone's gonna make the argument No, this was worse than Obi-Wan. You just need to show a clip of one princess Leia foot chase Oh, yeah Well, there was everything nothing There was shit in like the ewoks movie that was less dumb than this Like nothing in the nothing in the holiday special is this kind of strong words right there Remember when they like they had that big army fight when they In that like secret place where the rebellion was and like she had a grenade and she just didn't use it at all Until she wanted to kill herself. Oh, yeah, that's right because well, it's it's man I feel like uh Seems like Obi-Wan Kenobi was the point when people even like sort of the people who were still fans of star wars at this point Were like man, shit It took a while took a couple of months But that by the way when we talk about lessons learned something that I thought about a bit after 2022 There have been so many examples this year Of what seems to be the standard way that people respond to broadly like popular media Which is when it comes out everybody thinks it's really great But then they have nothing to talk about it, you know for like the next couple of months because It's actually pretty vacuous and then people start to realize. Oh, that was shit happen with moon night happen with multiverse of madness Um, but then as it went on it started to get less and less right with Thor Love and thunder and she-hoke There was like a not much fanfare at all Who's around to say something nice about Obi-Wan Kenobi like who's still around saying nice things about it Nobody It's kind of the nature of it right like there's no continued banter about all of the great writing Because yeah, what what is there to talk about? It's kind of like rings of power That would be a good example because it disappeared off the face of the earth once it was done that was immediately nobody can anymore Nobody talks about it It's just but what would you talk about about with that show? What is that to discuss? How shit it is Um, yeah, I guess That's what we did That is what we did. Well, like what a cash cow to just annihilate Yeah, the payoffs that they ruined in that movie It's such a corporate like bean counters wet dream the Kenobi show. It's like, oh my god That's what Kenobi was by comparison to and or and or is like a story that somebody managed to smuggle into star wars Meanwhile, like Obi-Wan Kenobi could never escape the curse of what seems to be the way that disney intends to do star wars content Which is throw recognizable characters many of which you didn't create Into the story so that you know people get excited like oh look I remember that character and then you get hyped about the potential of what they might do And then split their throat Yeah I think I think it's the reason why people go out Right as they were watching everyone Kenobi was probably because they were thinking in their head of like Oh, what are they going to do with that character? What are they going to do with this poor thing and then it all leads nowhere? And so once that happened to only take some time to realize oh that thing that I got excited about kind of went nowhere Why was that uh, that exciting thing is you don't want to yourself to the canon. Why was there a sink in the opening again? Uh, that was one of the droids, right? Wasn't it the big loader? No, that's just a sink Think but what five thousand character. I don't think it's a robot. It's just a sink It's a living, okay. I don't think it was alive That was a weird moment I think it all caught us off guard and then we got mad as he's in three on the way Yeah, that's coming now Did we talk about um, we talked about rings of power? Oh, no, we don't know they yet. Yeah Oh my god, I guess we jumped over Kind of touched on it right now what we didn't know we do multi-verse amandas er said he liked all the people dying Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was great All right. All right. Well, yep moving on. So we go up to oh is that that leads us into love and thunder kind of In terms of significant events. Yeah Thunder Oh It's been that terrible. That's one of those moments where everyone was like well Somebody needs to be done now, doesn't it? The big turning points in terms of a willingness to show on marvel as well from a production standpoint Because it's like this film looks shit. It looks shit more so than it should Based on how much it cost Because we kind of all went in there. It's like, oh, it's probably going to be Whatever story at least the character's going to be good and it's going to be funny But I think by the time multi-verse came out. I had kind of lost any sort of hope for love and thunder I think I mean that as I remember last year when we were talking about it's like, oh, it might be all right You know, taiko it's taiko iti. Yeah. Yeah Multi-verse it was the realization like oh, it's all gonna be fucked. Isn't it? Unfortunately now because like would you want to watching taiko iti stars movie? I'm like, I don't know I don't know that I want to now We got Mando right where it's like, hey, look at the storm troopers. They can't hit anything Yeah, isn't that funny like isn't it funny to just make meta commentary about like How stormtroopers are shit. Yeah, it was crazy. Where was that in andor? Oh, right? They didn't well. Yeah, that's right. And I didn't do that It kind of tried to make the empire imposing and scary Well, like in the sixth episode to remain as vague as a can of spoilers potential Just like the team that is orchestrating the heist don't just over half of them die or is it half of them? Yeah, they a lot of them get killed. Um, I think only three or four people I think it's like one of the initial shots when everything goes to hell Hits one of their main guys straight away. He's dead. Yeah That's right. I'm no fan fan. No. No, uh, it's just yeah, he's dead. It's not exactly. Yeah, he's just shot and he's out. Yeah That's what I mean like It's the thing we've been advocating for for ages and and or like it's so unfortunate because it's just wrong place wrong time almost wrong Well, it's kind of it's kind of the same as solo is not worse than like any of the Star Wars likes it's bad But the the actual sequel trilogy is worse. I would say So it was pretty bad. I still stand by that I feel like people didn't even grasp how bad the final finale with the all this the the portrayals happen Oh, yeah, of course I think I think the point being though that it's kind of like what were solos abysmal like box office is the product of The last Jedi like very clearly. Yeah. Yeah, and or some more Upsetting version of the same thing where it's like and or suffers because everybody that they're surrounded by is just fucking around Well, yeah, because it can't generate interest based on its character its plot line its premise or its ip all of those things were done Yeah, because solos as an ip is uh, not in a great place And or probably what had done really well if it came out summer after rope one Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. I think it would have been fine. But now it's uh Yeah, I think I'm gonna do another another star wars trilogy All of the possible projects that they've baited over the years Is not happening anymore Brian Johnson's trilogy if he's recently even said he's still hoping to make it It's like man, you've been hoping to make that for like five years without there's been no real conversations. I would imagine Yeah, it was probably one time he and Kathleen Kennedy went out for drinks and she's like Oh, this yours is the best one that's the best ones in zempire. You're getting a whole trilogy Definitely just let us know you in Man, how do you how much is that franchise worth like? 10 billion dollars a hundred billion dollars They paid five billion dollars for it That's how much they paid and I it is not worth more than when they bought it. I don't see how it could be worth more Really, yeah Um, really that is about a high honestly I think if it if it does end up being worth more It'll be becomes some star wars mobile gotcha game gets huge and kids don't oh my god You're right. That's like the best thing they could do with the ip well I guess there's stuff to do with video games right where it's been more of a mixed bag As I understand it like a lot of people like the jedi pull and order like game Battlefront 2 kind of came out was not well received but then improved later But I think at this point it's not an ea exclusive thing anymore. They're now like you stop making a star wars game Remember when that was effect was uh reversed for cyberpunk So like oh the game sucks and then edge runners comes out. It's like let's play fucking cyberpunk again. Yay Hey make good shit and then especially people went back to find the game was in a better state It was a lot more stable. Yeah and things like driving didn't feel like shit Cyberpunk wasn't that bad on the pc It was pretty I I had yeah same It was it was a good buggy, but it was still fun. It wasn't Maybe you can get lucky with PCs the mass majority of what I first had like really big problems I I mean I had a pretty good pc. I mean back in the day Yeah, the the dark the batman game that came out. I could play that like it was one of the Oh Yeah, because that ran pretty fine for me when I played it back in the day. Meanwhile for other people It was an absolute yeah, but basically upside almost everyone else cyberpunk ran quite well for me But it was still like there was a lot of just fundamental design things that were kind of fucked about cyberpunk Like and a lot of them are world Yeah, and um I mean what I actually found in I I recently did two playthroughs of it and then made like kind of a An updated impressions video the edge runner update And the one thing that I noticed about it was that it seems that if If you just treated the first act of that game like prior to meeting The johnny silverhand character let the count of reeves character if that was fleshed out to be A good chunk of the game where like you really were encouraged to do things like run gigs and the side jobs and everything that you actually end up doing kind of what the Intention of the game always seemed like it was supposed to be which is becoming a legendary Edge edge runner of night city like a mercenary that that ones at the afterlife club, but that's all I did Fucking story sucked. So I was like fuck this and I just walk around I don't even think the story is terrible. It's just a it kind of the ticking clock element of it I think really kind of uh fucks with the gameplay loop because You're you're kind of you're discouraged from wanting to go off and do side stuff because the whole thing is like You're gonna die any day now. It's like That's that seems to lead an hour of dissonance right there, right? Yeah, the ticking clock is a lie too. You won't die Yeah, like I'm just I'm a massive uh, I hate cutscenes. I hate them You hate cutscenes. There's so many cutscenes Well, I mean, I don't I don't care about I I don't give a I've never played a video game with the story I gave a shit about not in my whole Wow, I don't I asked you for a for a bad take like two hours ago. I didn't say now I don't have to give you a reading list Okay, wait, come on. That can't be true. You never get about a story in a game You need a hug. I can hug you. It's fine. That can't be true, dude. You have to think of something Fucking most games barely have a story I have a little bit That's a fucking story to Zelda or fucking Mario like Jack Jim Pendo That's one company It's pretty funny that he's like what game did you play this year out of curiosity? Let's crank up. Let's crank up steam I'll go down my fucking steam list Dude, I have a good crank up. Okay. New Vegas. New Vegas has a good story Wow, so your statement isn't valid already. Nice. Yeah The first thing you saw get wrecked yourself Well, the first thing I saw I'm going through like a hundred games. I see one. It doesn't matter if he's You just said that was a good one. You said there's no good story. You ever played Why were you sitting there silently while we were sitting on craig mason for all of his reductive takes a video game? You were hiding his takes from us. Me all along So so when I say that I don't give a fuck about stories and video games What you're concerned with is the exact data point if zero games with good stories, you're not like Didn't you don't keep if this if there's one then there means there can be more if you I pretty didn't you just say I'm sorry. I need to find out. What did you say? Hold on if but if there's one I hate cutscenes and I don't give a fuck about Video games. I just want to play the game you said you said more hold on At the same time different different genres of video games have have different reliance on On specific elements with a pretty significant one in a lot of games being story Yeah, there's tons of games that you can play that have no story and just our our design more around their mechanics But at the same time to say that like all video game stories are are shit. It's like well, I mean So what you said is you've never played a single video game with a story you've given a shit about What does that mean? What does that mean? It means that I don't give a fuck about stories and video games I play for the gameplay I don't like if I want a story. I'll watch a movie or read a book. I won't play a video game Then why did you why did you then go through you like stimulus to talk about good or bad like stories? Like I was completely fucking insane statement, so I'm like, okay fine. I'll go check and I found one There's new vegas has a pretty good story. I don't see Game you even Like what's interesting about you picking But new vegas is arguably a game that's got 150 decent stories in it that have nothing to do with each other Would you like a story better that is extremely dense with several stories? I just I don't play video games for a story I don't I never under any circumstances want you to stop playing the game to watch a fucking cut scene About some shit. I just don't want that. I want to play the game I mean that's what the story is told way without cut scenes I In what game are we talking about? The hypothetical game that he mentioned Oh hypothetical. Yeah a game that has already theoretically possible. So you can just agree with the theoretical, right? Yeah, I mean on it. Well, I mean in the conclusion I mean like you're like well, what if the story was told really good and like you just didn't even need to pay attention to it It's like well, let's hold on I never said you didn't need to pay attention to it. That's not what I said through the gameplay is what das said Yeah, so like no cut scenes. It's all in gameplay like while you're exploring freely You can move about how you want interact with the world how you want and get the story at your own pace journey Is there an example of this? Journey, uh, you don't actually need an example though. That's the point. You don't need one though Yeah, I do because I don't even know what you're talking about like, you know that it's uh indicator of low Have you never played a game without cut scenes engage with hypothetical? I've never played a game without cut scenes that have Oh my god, you don't know what environmental storytelling is Okay, give me an example if this is such a fucking obvious thing They give me an example. Um, you you gotta you gotta stop doing that. Like you just got given an example Have you ever played any survival horror game in which you see a trail of blood leading around a corn? I don't I like literally never played a horror game. Oh my god You ever played a horror game really? No, I don't like horror. I don't like it in video games I don't like It's one of the best horror games rating ever made so go for it Now is the time my friend a lot of people are pointing out half life has no like cut scenes. It's all in gameplay like an engine Um, of course metroid prime is another one that has like cut scene at beginning and the end of the game But like more or less it's just going through the environment at your own pace You play a lot of stealth games. You could just Well somo's pretty limited on cut scenes is hardly any Yeah There's a a metroid that's been infected with this this material called phazon And that character becomes this thing called metroid prime that um, eventually kind of turns into a clone Throughout the trilogy and an example that that I think is worthwhile a metroid prime is when you find out the operations of the space pirates And then like you gather a lot of information about their presence on our tell What it's telling for right? That's an animal planet Yeah, like on the planet and how they did experiments and shit went totally wrong And that's that's like all stuff that you can pull from like exploring the environment scanning data logs Like none of that is like exposition. It's it's not delivered through cut scenes But it's all a story that you gleam at your own pace. It's something that video games are uniquely Positioned to environmental storytelling And what if I have the option to take the story at my own pace then I'll just ignore it But I mean that's what I mean. I feel like it takes you so bad. You could argue against Like that First of all, hold on no, no, no, no, no, I'm fucking triggered. This isn't a take I'm not saying story and games are bad. I'm saying I don't give a fuck about them They gave they gave you counters to your argument and you went all the way back to I don't care though I'm not making a prescription that video games shouldn't have fucking stories No, you didn't pay attention to how they argument when they gave you a counter and you said I don't care Yeah, I don't I don't care about it. I've never enjoyed your initial state was fucking inaccurate. I care about Is there such a game that has a good story without cut scenes the answer is yes Both theoretical I'm with proven examples and then you went but I don't care about it. That's a fucking shit response Get over it You think it's good. I'm telling you I wouldn't give No, you said tell me about a game that is a good a good story that doesn't have cut scenes. You were giving examples, bitch Happy new year, everybody I think you can mend the divide here I'm glad that we don't have to start off the new year with a terrible doomer take we can just end with one In america, we don't have to begin the year, but in britain we did This isn't even a take this is you guys fucking getting triggered Over nothing in that. It's not a take saying that I don't like horror movies is not a take No, it is not it's just my preference. I'm not saying anything is wrong with horror movies No, that that is not a take saying that I don't Is not saying that there's anything wrong with it I'm not saying there's anything wrong with you liking it If I say for example the top gun fabric is a piece of shit That's because there are flaws with the movie That you that should affect you if you're fucking paying attention to it. I think this is wrong with horror movies I just don't like them. Happy new year I'm gonna hop out. It's been really good time The most I've ever given you prick. Yeah, I love you guys so much. I want to come on for a really fap At some dude and you should be you should be the one that annihilates him the most You know you do a lot of gaming stuff. Absolutely. Yeah, but the thing is is that even he knows that this is a stupid thing Well, that's actually the most aggressive thing you've ever said Can somebody please explain what is wrong? What I was gonna say is it might be worthwhile to walk through the chronology of what happened here So I think your initial claim was that you hate cutscenes. That was like claim number one And then when we asked like could you like expand and clarify claim number two is I've never played a video game with a story I gave a fuck about did I say did I say absolutely 100% never zero or did I say I don't think I've and then I cut myself off and said oh disco elicium maybe And then I said new vegas so I've played hundreds of games and I could think of two Like I don't I don't understand. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it I just don't like it I know but I think I've been trying to explain the contention that we have with it would be Because I'm I'm setting forth the premise the the medium you're most passionate about is film correct Yeah, okay, so it would similar to saying like well I don't ever want to give a shit about the cutscenes in a game would be like saying Hey, what's your favorite film score? And you'd be like, oh, I don't give a shit about the music and movies Like well Yeah, but like I mean I've never played a single video game like I With a story I gave a shit about and then I think you said except for maybe one Yeah, and I gave two examples Out of out of and then that's it. Stop stop stop stop. Are you trying to understand what my point is? Are you trying to find some fucking quote that you can sit there and fucking stun lock on? Well, I'm just trying to stop you from retconning the conversation. There's a reason why I'm not retconning the conversation Yeah, it was you gave the challenge of what is a game that has a good story that doesn't have any cutscenes That was the challenge. Even it. Okay. Even if I see that that doesn't mean that I'm asserting that there are none That isn't what I'm saying. Yeah, but your response to the idea that there were many examples was I don't care Which is fucking worthless Why'd you even give the challenge? Okay, hold on You know what? I wasn't right about that. That's kind of it I spoke too hastily of course because like if I if I say That I don't care about a class of thing Can you show me something that I would give a fuck about and you show me something? It's like, okay I don't give a fuck about that. How does that just prove anything that I said? Well, but that's that's not what happened though. Did I did I at any point say there's something wrong with Stop stop stop stop. Let me talk. Did I at any point say there's something wrong with storytelling and video games Or that you're wrong for liking storytelling and video games Or there's something wrong with cutscenes that I make any claim like this at all Or did I just say that I personally don't like it It is anything wrong with it because I can give you an analogy an analogy or somebody saying I don't like violent movies There's something wrong with that No, so again because we it'd be nice to at least like Sort of pin down on this one thing was that you asked for like if the claim is I don't give a fuck about stories and games I hate cutscenes It follows that a logical question that somebody might put forth is like well What about like environmental storytelling and games and then you even like asked for examples You asked for examples and then when the examples were provided I'm not asking for examples to prove that storytelling and video games. No, shut the fuck up You did for examples to prove that it's bad I'm asking for you to give me examples to figure out if I would give a shit about them And you didn't present any examples that I would care about. Yes, we did. Yes, we did So you presented something that I care about No, sorry If you said that you hate cutscenes and that like that seems to be a big barrier in terms of your enjoyment of a game Like and whether or not you'd want to engage with a story if you get presented with examples of games That don't have cutscenes to tell a story. How can you not factor that into your assessment? Like how is that something that you are not understanding me the fact that there isn't a cutscene Doesn't mean that I'm suddenly going to give a shit about the storytelling in the game I don't care about that. So again, then just So then why the fuck do you bring up cutscenes? You should have just said I don't care about story and video games full stop The cutscene was the point Like that's It's very relevant. Yeah if cutscenes were the point then the environments with storytelling is Let's just let's make this very simple. Do you have a problem with me not liking storytelling in video games? Is there something wrong with the fact that I don't like that? Maybe it's just that we Yeah, that's where we started and we dug into it. We got to the cutscenes thing If if it feels like you're not giving like a whole medium a chance to potentially impress you with storytelling Like I'd say my yeah, I don't play video games for 30 years. What are you talking about? But if and We haven't known you for 30 years. We're going off what you're telling us But but also like if you say in that time that there's like not a single story that you cared about except like one or two examples I'm not really sure like that does feel like a case if you're not really giving them a shot Because it's like I've talked to people who don't like violent movies and they've been watching movies for 60 years It doesn't like they're not they just don't like it. It's like saying I don't like stories and movies I mean there's people who don't like movies If someone doesn't like movies and they've seen a bunch of movies, they just don't like them I think that there was a substantive difference between somebody saying I don't like video games versus I don't care about like stories and video games Because it's like that just seems like bizarre, especially when your complaint was about cutscenes I'm saying that I'm expressing a preference. I never made a descriptive claim about something being bad Or a prescriptive claim about the way video games should be made I just expressed a preference that I don't care about storytelling and I hate cutscenes Because what I want to do is play the game. I don't care about the stories. That's all I said at any point What is that? What is that? Have you ever played a game with the good story without cutscenes and you said give me an example as if it's not possible Hey, and then we did that's it. Okay, again, that's the part that I'm stuck on. I don't care about that opening foundation I was on that part. I'm asking for you. I'm I'm giving you an opportunity to be like Hey, maybe I'm wrong and you didn't give me anything that changed my mind I give you examples of good stories that don't have cutscenes or at least a minute. You think there are good stories How the fuck am I gonna give you examples of what you think are good stories? I get you treating it like a fucking debate. I was just asking for okay. You asked me for the examples. What do you mean? Yeah, and I don't agree with your examples Hey Mola, can you provide me examples of what I like? Oh, you can't. What's got you You're treating it like a debate. It was never a fucking debate. I just told you I don't like stories of video games Why are you just fucking turning this into some big fucking argument? You'd already tend into a debate when I said it's theoretically possible and you're like, yeah, but I want examples Well, by the way, you can't disagree with examples you haven't played because you have like no I didn't disagree with them. I said I haven't played them. You can't just say like 10 seconds Sorry, am I am I actually losing my mind here? I thought like Yeah, I think you guys are. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. No, it's all simple to me I Now you just can't admit that Yeah, you said something dumb I did nothing wrong I did nothing wrong Jesus Christ. Oh, I know you feel that way. It was really straightforward. You fucked yourself over when you said I just told you I don't like something. I didn't say anything about it being bad or wrong I didn't say there's anything wrong with you liking these. Do you remember the part where you said you need an example Not the theoretical. Do you remember that happened? How does that how does that mean that I'm impugning Something about we provided you examples Yes, I'm saying I don't like it. Maybe there's an example I haven't thought of that I would like that doesn't why would you ask us for examples of things We couldn't possibly provide it would only be you that could provide that. Why would you ask us for it? Because you're fucking arguing with me. You're acting like what I'm saying is insane And I'm like, okay fine. So to be fair what you're saying is insane. I'll reconsider my position To be fair what you're saying is insane by the way just for the matter I just think oh, yeah, it's insane to have a preference. All right. No, that's not at all what I said That's what I said I don't I don't know how you've gotten on to this thing where this like should be a debate This is equivalent to me saying I don't like horror movies and you respond as though I'm saying that If you'd said I don't like horror movies I said why and you said because I don't like acting. I would have had the same fucking issues with you Yeah, that that's what that's more what I was getting at with music That you're Yeah, you but like I think that we understand your premise as But I I was I was trying to put it in in words for you just so you don't understand kind of or at least where I Seemed to understand it because I don't want to say like I'll speak on behalf of others But um, oh, it was more that you it seems like you're being very dismissive of an entire element of a medium Yes, I am but I mean do you not see that without a lot of Of experience playing video games for 30 fucking years. I have probably 30,000 hours in video games When you're talking about the need more experience I don't know, but I think more video games don't need to play Well, do you play a lot of video games now? But when you're playing them, do you do you care about like are you watching the cutscenes? Are you paying attention to the story or are you just figuring out? Okay? What's my goal for the next thing? But And I just like no, I was like, oh, I just fucking hate video game stories And I've just been avoiding them No, it's because I've played them for my entire life and I've never given a shit It doesn't I'm not saying there's anything wrong with your one or two that you really didn't care about or didn't like When you first started playing video games. Can you please fucking believe me that I've been I've played a lot of fucking video games Okay I'm not saying that you don't A game like with a cutscene like when the yeah So the first thing I'm going to do is press escape leave trying through it That's my point I'm just You're telling me that I am playing video games wrong and I'm telling you that you are Okay, okay. Yeah, and if I said if you want to have a learning I'm glad that you said that it's interesting But to be fair would I be watching movies correctly if I skipped all the scenes with male actors If I skipped all the words in a comic book, would I be able to tell you about the writing if you had a preference for not I can tell you about the art and you purposefully didn't watch violent movies Because you would try to watch a bunch of them didn't enjoy them and knew that you wouldn't like them No, you're not watching movies wrong No, if I was critical of the story and video games and then I said because I skip all the violence And then I don't even know what the fucking stories are I've interacted with the stories of games. I you guys are talking to me like i'm a fucking moron Do you do you think I haven't played video games? I mean, no, we don't we don't know exactly all we know is what you've told us and you've told us that How is this so hard to get through your fucking head that I just don't Doesn't it give you a pause for thought that everyone here is confused by what you're saying? I get that you don't like them and I'm not trying to argue me first about er is not confused I'm pretty sure er understands. Yeah, I think I kind of get this point. He just wait. Wait. Wait. In that case er explain it for us Okay, so well, I mean, there are obviously two elements to games This is the story element in the gameplay element. He obviously just enjoys that one element and doesn't give a shit about the other Well, yeah, but what about the part where he said give me an example of a good story that doesn't have any cutscenes And were we able to give that to him that several yeah No, no that what we can I prefer how can we he's already set the parameters that doesn't like any of them I wasn't having that to me. So that's kind of a futile exercise Well, then why didn't he say that instead of asking us for examples? Well, because you're challenging me because he's changed because he's retconning the conversation No, I'm not retconning the fucking conversation If you guys are going to jump down my fucking throat and act like I'm a fucking moron, it's like, okay. Well, hey Maybe No You said something dumb and then you said a smarter thing after it. That's all that happened I'm not letting it go this time. This has happened several times I'm not letting it go this time. I didn't say anything stupid. You guys are being fucking stupid Definitely When you say you're not letting it go this time you say that you're suggesting that what you said about arcade was correct I'm saying that I don't think you understood my point when we were talking about the fucking prison section in arcane That's not even what I was thinking about But I didn't say anything remotely wrong In fact, there is nothing that I said today that is even slightly objectionable. I just said that I don't like something I didn't try again. I'm gonna I'm gonna say this for the fourth or fifth time I don't I can't imagine how this hasn't sunk in yet I didn't say there's anything wrong with you enjoying stories and video games I didn't say that video games should be made without stories. I didn't see video games shouldn't have cutscenes I didn't make any prescriptive claim about how video games should be made or about how you should enjoy video games I just said there's something that I don't like and I'm sorry, but yes Having played video games for 30 fucking years I know my own preferences and that I don't like these things No, I'm not suddenly just going to start liking these things if I start watching them Again, I have plenty of experience playing video games to know that just like er said I want to go around and hit rocks and collect shit and fucking craft shit. That's what I want to do in video games That's beautiful. And if you said that to begin with we'd all be on board That's that is what I said to begin with. I haven't said anything else the entire time Yeah, please back me up It's literally streamed so Okay, so what's the objection again? So he was complaining about the existence of stories to care about and we were like, oh, well, what do you mean? And he's like, oh fucking cutscenes. I want to play the game And the first thing our minds go to is like, oh, we'll just a game without cutscenes then and then he said give me an example We're like, it's theoretically possible environmental storytelling. He's like, I need an example Like, okay, so we got like somer and uh, whatever journey whatever else was mentioned And then he's like, I don't give a shit about them. It's like that's that doesn't help us at all. You already played There you go. Yeah, that's a shit answer. That doesn't answer the question at all. That's useless. He needs to go play those games For examples and then yeah, that's that's what what happens next is him saying, I haven't played those Let me play them and then I'll get back to you Did he say he hasn't played somer? although So if you're if you haven't had a lady arts, okay Yeah, somer kind of have cutscenes. There are areas where you know, I said I said there are there are minimal cutscenes in somer Yeah, there's virtually none. Wait, so I would I would need to go play the games that you're talking about to stake out the claim I haven't played enough video games in my life to have this position That's not what I said. I mean, how did how did you just take what I said and turned it into all that? You that's that's bored for a while. You just said one minute Don't play somer and get back to us. That's exactly what you just asked me for an example And I give you one you said I haven't played it. So I don't give a shit about it then try playing it And it's an example of the game with the story. We've been a mole to no cuts Exactly and I actually I said I'd buy a copy if you have me on steam. I will give hell you buy you some of you You don't you don't need I need to work. I have fucking worked it. I don't need to play a fun video journey You can play in two hours. It's not like so so again. So now so again just to be clear Now you're saying I haven't played enough video games in my life I I can't understand this way. I'm offering to buy for you. I'm trying to be super nice I have an Odin moment. I'm giving up. I don't think anybody's claiming that you're inexperienced in video games No, nobody has you keep saying that. Why would I need to go play another game? He has been playing games for 30 years Yeah, but here's the thing like over 3,000 hours from what I hear. I just expressed a preference The problem came from the fact that you had come out here. I'm here saying like oh video games Like, you know their stories. I hate them and stuff like that But then you gave qualifiers chances to like like them, but then you barred them anyway. So that's why people are frustrated. Yeah Did he though Yeah, that's why it triggered everybody else. He said he said give me examples And here's the examples and he said fuck them. I don't like them anyway Because I don't like stories like what well then don't ask for examples just like, you know, keep that as your central point I don't like stories in video games examples and then you gave some examples like well, no, I don't actually For these no, he no, he said he didn't fucking care about the examples. Yeah That's literally where the conversation broke It's a really simple area for where the conversation broke. He misspoke. He should have said Oh, I did not misspeak. There was nothing that I said that was a misspeak Fool that you are moller fool that you are Now but like If I again, I'm not what I say happen. Sorry What I say, can you give me examples? I'm not invoking a debate I'm saying, hey, maybe I'm wrong if you can give me an example of something that I have played that I would care about Then maybe I'm wrong if you give me examples of games that I haven't played Obviously, I won't give a shit about them. I haven't played them But that was anybody meant to know what games you played That's a Like come on, you know, okay. Okay. We're not in a debate. I'm just asking you So if you say give me examples and then we provide examples so we fucked up because we don't know what games you Fuck them. We're in a fucking debate. I just told you I don't like something So when you said I need examples and we said the theoretical should suffice You said no examples and then we provide them. You should have said no, I need examples If what you're saying is honest right now what you would have said is no No, no, no, can you keep suggesting ones until I've hit one that I've actually played? That's what you would have said No, you didn't you said I don't give a shit and I think I think you've changed your mind basically Yeah, like you're misremembering the conversation like I don't know Okay, so Just to be clear this is this is a great example of what I was talking about earlier So if I go back earlier and I fucking take notes on what we said in this conversation Is there any chance that you will admit that you're wrong? Why did you get sad at me when I went backwood to try and figure out exactly the things that you said you said that I was like trying I didn't get mad at you for going back. You have it. Again. I know exactly what I said There's again. You can't win this. I know what I said. There's nothing wrong with what I said I expressed a preference You guys are the ones who turn this into a fucking debate Again, so again, there were a couple of times when because I was legitimately struggling to like remember like exactly What had been said that I went back found out what it was As a statement that you were denied and then I said it and then nothing came of that Which is it's not like I don't know. I guess it's just kind of odd Is like these are if I say if I say I fucking hit cutscenes I don't think I can think of a single video game where I gave a shit about the story If I make a statement like that the point of the statement isn't to say there are definitely zero games This is just too supremely autistic Yeah, I've already checked out Well, it would be rings of power in she-hulk with the next big event Sure She-hulk was rancid I hate she-hulk which we decided was worse Where which between she-hulking rings Uh, she-hulk. I think she looks worse. Yeah, but she-hulk's technically worse. Um, there's still renders both of them Yeah, rings of power is more fun to watch in the way that it was like to make fun of it, right? I think it was more interesting to watch for that purpose She-hulk was pretty painful. I I wanted to watch rings of power way more than she-hulk. No, I didn't I didn't want to watch either of them. They fucking she-hulk was shorter. Wait, it was shorter. Yeah It was way, it was it was more episodes, but that was shorter. Yeah, wait, so which one was shorter overall? It was still she-hulk. It would have been she-hulk rings of power. Those are like an hour long When we had those like moments of We're doing the stream tomorrow and you got to see two hours worth of rings of power be like, oh I would agree that like she-hulk was pretty painful. Like that was a pretty frustrating show Rings of power was too that was it went on for longer I feel like rings of power had at least some kind of an attempted artistry to it I would say that she-hulk was more of a clown show I kind of agree with that. I would agree that's more of a clown show like it's it's almost I mean it's a comedy Uh, well Allegedly, allegedly. This is all allegedly. Yeah, of course But rings of power was It didn't even really try to be funny, did it? Maybe a couple of times, but like maybe literally a couple times or maybe the The comedy is just so- rings of power was a hyper dry if that would be one way to describe it That would be incredibly dry Yeah, but I'd say drying an interesting ish way because you want to pick it apart like it's uh, like it's a specimen at a zoo Um, especially given the fact that you know, this is a billion dollar project from amazon And it's attached to an ip that is just revered and you want to see what they do with it It kind of had that weird allure of I need to see what this is about at least it did to me The fact that the first thing the secret villain says on the show is appearances can be deceiving was pretty fucking funny It was fun for me for the she-hall coverage is like when I covered it It was basically meme joined at some point randomly And he didn't watch the show. So then somehow it happened that every time I covered the show meme came on and I just told him what happens in the story And he reacted to it. It was pretty funny disbelief. I assume It was amazing. It was like remember episode one and two was like almost boring because not a lot happened It was still kind of dumb in retrospect wanted to uh, they were but like I think that was before it really started to uh go off the rails Episode six was the worst one though. Holy shit Well, yeah, the volcano thing that was the worst. Yeah mount doom. That was insane That whole episode was nuts. Thank goodness. They pointed it out though I think it's just that if you were to compare those shows I'd say that like Oh, damn. No, hold on. I need to think about a little bit more. She-Hulk was like She-Hulk was I think the reason why I say it's a clown show is because I don't know if I've ever seen a show that has been like so tainted by The matter like I don't know if I've ever seen anything that's quite been destroyed so thoroughly by like Being concerned about what people are saying about your own show on the internet But yeah, like oh would would you say that because I asked everything I thought you would say So you had said before that she-hulk was like the most insecure show Yes, it is I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, would you do you think that that And maybe I was getting it wrong which one you were referring to here But would you say that it was she-hulk or rings of power was the most ruined by the meta? uh, so I don't think I think it was she I think the fact that she-hulk made the villains of their show people who like criticized them on the internet Like it's kind of you know what I mean? Like it's kind of like fucking hell Like that's I don't know about like rings of power. Like I'm not sure how much I would say that I I think my main complaint with like rings of power is that Maybe maybe it's a different one It would be that it's like it's a show that only exists because amazon bought the rights to it And they wanted it a rings like a lord of the ring show on prime, but as for any like inspiration for that idea Doesn't seem to exist Like it's it's a very hollow story Yeah, it is very hollow it despite its pretense that it's when people say like Okay, just a lot of writers of great stories draw from life experience and stuff Is like it really came across the writers had mainly spent time on social media And that's what she-hulk looks like when you have writers that are drawing mainly from their experiences. Just fucking posting shit online Yeah, they just generated a story based off twitter posts Let me talk about meta like geogs completely destroyed by it because the way they present it in the show Just doesn't make any sense in universe like at all Because the way they they present those those twitter or social media posts They have like like someone is going around and taking the powers of all the the male Superheroes and put them into the female superheroes. It's like that's not a thing that is happening Like it doesn't make it didn't make any sense at all so, yeah, I'm I'm probably saying it's going to be she-hulk was most destroyed by the meta if we go back to that one I think I mean she-hulk is the worst of the two. I would say. Oh, yeah It's yeah, I think it's the worst one. I'm pretty Actually, I mean when it went into the Kevin thing the Kevin thing. Yeah the Kevin thing it destroyed everything um Yeah, it was kind of amazing to Judge those two side by side like damn Yeah, yeah, that was like a bad era That was a bad little couple of months there In terms of like pop culture media and end or slip through Yeah, obviously I was I was doing like the live sort of coverage of house the dragon at that point And that's that's three shows at the same time. It's enough to have that many, but yeah, andle was coming out too And it's like, I'm sorry man, but We missed you we got to you eventually at the end of the year though I think people were happy about that that they didn't squeak through Unappreciated Yeah And you know and and we'll be there when season two launches so to speak Oh, yeah, uh, let's just hope we don't get house the dragon rings. She Hulk and fast season two all at once Well, who knows if they're gonna make a second season of she was the news on that like they would not doing it Well, it's listed as a mini series not a like in the same way that uh, like what if right because that's getting a second season Right. What does wikipedia say? wikipedia says that it is A mini series which means that that would be one and done But I figured they'd want to make more seasons of these shows, right? I suppose it's always about like will they be moving her into movies? Oh, yeah, she'll be in the movies for sure. Oh what I mean is in in place of a t-shirt like not including avengers like I don't think they make a she-hulk movie. No, I think that it's uh, I think that it's pretty clear that the decisions they're making about movies and shows is simply based on like how viable they think Well, do you think like she-hulk has proven that she-hulk needs to be alongside people? She can't handle it on her own right now um Well, I mean in a in a world with better writers. She could have her own show. Oh, totally. But obviously we have what we have, right? Well, yeah, that that show was very much like Daredevil was a big like draw for that show. It just was um as well as I'm sure like wong The joke they forced Daredevil into that walk a shame joke and it makes no sense Because he's walking across the lawn carrying perfectly comfortable boots Yeah, and and of course he wouldn't he wouldn't leave but you probably wouldn't even left beyond date nighttime. You would have left He's daredevil Yeah, that's the thing like everyone would say like you don't get it, dude It's like no, no, I I get it. I would say I mean because I will be popping on it But it was that fucking joke that they make where it's like. Oh, yeah, you're you're you're like it's ketchup and And and like mustard that's like your color in that one really pissed me off It just felt so like why are you shitting on stuff that was made by people who had to like make this stuff and and like Like how many comics were they cranking out in the 60s and 70s like every week? Like Steve Ditko jack Kirby and those guys it's like, oh, yeah, sorry They didn't know the color scheme first time meanwhile your show had like a hundred million dollar budget looks like shit Like I don't know Chose to make costume You chose to do it for merchandise probably so you're profiting off of it while shitting on it and it's not your work Hate it really annoys me. Yeah, and what's crazy to me is the the idea of like, hey superhero has a one night stand Let's do a walk of shame joke and let's invert it so that it's the dude The way to do that in a way that isn't just absolutely stupid Is just have her be in an apartment building have him open the door in a full-blown daredevil costume because that's what he was wearing that night And have him run into a neighbor. I'd be like Hey, and then leave like that's it's the same joke It's just not absurd because a man is holding perfectly comfortable shoes To prevent from having to walk home and heels that he wasn't wearing It's not the most uncomfortable shoes. I've seen in the mcu. Yeah Who am I referring to? My brain is like running through all shoes now Yeah, who is it? Well, I man shoes is probably be real uncomfortable. No, they're probably real comfortable He probably built them so that they have a comfort thing in them padding a little padding in there Funny enough, I actually do have a motorized leg like a leg that actually has a motor in the foot And uh, yeah with the batteries not on it Sucks the walk in have you given it ironman coloring? No, no, don't you mean mostly mustard? I mean, it's it's a it's a pricey device So I I I I don't think I'd want to see what it would do to the warranty if I if I painted it Damn it The answer is the the most uncomfortable shoes in the mcu or arthur harrow shoes Oh, yeah, because I'm lost in them. Correct. I forgot about that. I told you about it What a great What a great way Like what even was there It's so weird as well to have all that she-hoke shit going on at the same time of like A seminal like false start of a season to launch This brand new and long television series that's supposed to be Running off the success of lord of the rings as an ip especially peter jackson's lord of the rings, right? Like we kind of the hobbit is faded away. Well, it's like lord the rings you like that Here we go because it's lord of the rings the rings of power Which is not an awkward name at all and then what does it become they're promising? They'll be give us more action next season. Okay It's like oh What we needed it'll be good More action fellas. Don't you have two years? They had two years to make but they're already filming which means the scripts are done Yeah, this probably like got anything back. I wonder if there's more or less action in your filming doesn't mean the script's done fringy Uh, that's true. That's true. I wonder if by ratio there is more or less action in hot day I'll be curious to know huh, um You get the tournament and that's true individual fights happen here and there And the uh in the the what would they call the islands? Oh the step stones. Yeah, that's right. That was it probably is hot day, but it's still not that much action No, that was a point of course being a lack of action really isn't the problem guys. That's not it No, that's not it at all. You need some characters What you promise we'll have characters next season Hey, it's kind of crazy though that when you make a show like house of the dragon where the characters are pretty good You care about the action a little more Yeah, because you're like, oh shit like someone that I care about might get hurt Mm-hmm. Well, yeah, when you have gladriel running in to save brawn wind. I'm like what? It'll be fine. Unfortunately. Yeah, there's no way they're getting hurt. It'll be fine. Then she actually gets hurt, but She's like bleeding for ages brawn wind, right? And then she's just sort of fine the next few hours later Yeah, she loses a shit. I guess they gave her a blood bag. That's probably it. That's called fake stakes Ah, fakey steaky with a ruiny oonie it Yeah, we closed out she hull gun rings of power pretty much at the same time as the final destination horror arc was happening That was fun. Yeah I was fun. That was great. That was shit. That was the shits I haven't seen anything past the third one, but the uh, the second one has made me terrified of lumber trucks Well, the second one wins for best, uh, special effects, right? And then Uh, probably because once it started against the like four was the worst or Yes, yes, and then five five was the one we were like, oh, I was a bit of a recovery Yeah, a little bit of a recovery four was terrible. That one was just total shit But it was also the clowniest They did the 3d with all I think they did some 3d in uh in five as well though Oh, they might have yeah, but it was really yeah, because that was 2009 That was the era of 3d I think it was even the third one as well because that was the amusement park one, right? Yeah, that one was a bit goofy. Yeah. Yeah, I I remember seeing that one in 3d And I think that was the one where I'm like, yeah, okay, I don't I don't need to see a fourth final destination But um, yeah two I do remember that lumber truck terrifying and I live in central canada. So I see that was pretty frequently Everybody was terrified of dining tables. I wonder if the strap is gonna break Yep, every single time I try to give that thing at least two lines if I can Yeah Even before final destination I always got really concerned about driving behind those vehicles with like a ton of cars in them I'm always thinking one of these days those cars are gonna like fall out of there and land right in their face, you know And I'd like every time you're riding in a rain crossover. It's like I'm gonna get my head cut off. It's gonna happen It's like a little little duck I'd like to Chattis brought up a very good point. We cannot forget racist Uh and racist wife Oh Yeah, she got hit by a tire that blew her head off and then Yeah Well, if you remember She got hit by a she got hit by a tire in both timelines. Do you remember? Yeah, she did. That's right because I guess that's how yeah, that's just how she goes Yeah, again, it's so hard by a tire that she like disintegrates basically Well, so it's crazy because Especially when rewatching like when the premiere was happening The only thing that I think is celebratory about the sort of special effects is Is a quick shot of her body on the floor and I think it was all practical That's because it was practical because that film was like heavily relying on shit visual effects But it's just like man, they were taking ages and it was the era. It's shown for like two seconds. It's like, oh, there it goes Oh, well, well, yeah I mean, it's the reason why I like those earlier ones more because of the there's more tangibility to it I mean, you could still watch. I mean, of course everyone references the thing is that movie. That's just Oh, yeah, you look so damn good compared to the the remake that came out like 10 years ago that does not Sequel or prequels or it was a prequel, wasn't it? Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah, that's right It's a pretty cool And it has not aged as well as the thing has never You don't even have to Well, you don't even have to Clarify what you mean when you say the thing Everyone just knows you mean the first one because the second was so forgettable Technically the second I suppose because It is yeah, it is a remake It's kind of funny how that works because of course God of war for example If someone said I'm talking about god of war and someone else says like you mean It's like no, they shouldn't even be a do you mean you have to say 2016 if you're going to talk about the new one I'm drunk Go beat you up now. Either way though is I think it rags though is right like when people say the thing they mean John Carpenter is right, but at the same time. I agree. I am right. Yes often hear people say John Carpenter is the thing when technically that's not the title It is just the thing it's directed by John Carpenter is John Carpenter is John Carpenter is the thing by John Carpenter Yeah, I mean most people when they say the thing nine times out of 10 they are talking about his though Yeah, and then That's what I mean about god of war. It's like annoying when they do this. They've done it with so many fucking ips Tomb Raider as well tomb raider 2013 Well, they think they can get away with it when they put there at the beginning of an ips name as well Yeah, no, that doesn't make a problem. Yeah It's annoying as hell Or plural Yeah, plural that's another one Yeah, alien credits are intimidating or we're all going through that Well, yeah, which is funny, right because alien aliens nobody takes attention with him because aliens is so fucking good My favorite movie of all time. It's pretty neat Although I still agree that the the title of just adding an s to the title of the first film is not good They should have said like alien zero It kind of works right because there was one alien now. There's one alien. Yeah You know, you can't deny hard logic like that I probably would have been the guy in the board in the meeting. That's like, hey, let's just call it alien too Yeah, but the guy Aliens made a lot of money though. So maybe they made the the correct call. That's true. Maybe Um After final destination, we hit right into black adam and Wakanda forever back to back Oh, god. Yeah, what is it to be said about black adam? It didn't change the hierarchy. Well, it kind of did because I mean It'll become a really curious movie in a timeline, right? Because people looking back trying to sort of get a good understanding of what comes next chronologically They'll be like, what is this black adam thing? And it's like, well There's a lot behind that of why that happened I can why nothing else happened after it was the apocalypse of the dc Well, which we're gonna find out soon. I think they said that they were gonna talk about the new slate in january. So I'm sure we'll see black adam on that which we'll see plenty of fire james gun after it Well, there's a There already is one has even done anything I appreciate the Henry Cavill should play superman and a good superman movie position But I also Really like a lot of james guns movies. So i'm i'm definitely not on team. Oh, have you sorry? You've just reminded me of something. Have you guys seen I've seen some tweets that were like shitting on james guns films how like every single film ends with a comedy moment Um, like there's no dramatic moment all the while pretending like so like for us to say show The guardians one dancing scene. I think with the guardians to it was showing the uh, the the pac-man thing when it's like pac-man Like when that uh star lord does a little pac-man thing and then for the suicide squad. I think it was uh when um Blood sports like getting his gun assembled and it's like, ah, yeah, see this is like lame It's just like comedy or like fan service or something Meanwhile ignoring that the actual drama the actual endings of those films were very dramatic all of them Because with with our guardians one it ended with uh him listening to the tape from his mom Um, like it must be annoying how them like watching all the fireworks and then the suicide squad obviously ended with them back on the plane They would never see super Yes, I do rain wilson. Yeah, it's uh Ending's pretty dark and uh movies kind of when it gets the happy part of the ending is still Sort of somber and depressing in its own way too But um pretty realistic though kind of makes the most sense with what happens in that movie But it is one where you get to see um a film in which elliot page, uh rapes uh Dwight from the office Yeah, it does I remember when I watched I was like, what the fuck is happening? What I was watching because I thought it was a superhero movie. It's uh, you know, it's subdued. It kind of is It subdued you a little bit in terms of the events It makes me think that if james gun just like kind of stopped doing dc stuff and that just took like peacemaker and the suicide squad people and Move them into a world with the super stuff that would probably Work better than those things even being in dc, but it must be annoying, right? Whatever director gets put against the people they're protecting being snider in this case It's like snider is so easy to spot in terms of his like flaws as a writer the tropes He has injected into all of his movies. He's he's shadow the hedgehog as a director, right? Like that's the part of his problem uh, and then I would say there's army of the dead being like that's when he had full free reign and that managed to escape Like aya we we've seen it and we haven't really covered it yet But like a lot of people didn't cover it at all and it's like that is one of the worst fucking movies that exists It was it was red ruin. That's movies is written by james gun Oh, I mean none of the dead. You're right. Yeah the door of the dead people people attribute to snider when it's like I don't know if we should be attributed that to gun actually And uh, I guess as well like because his next one's rebel moon or something How many people who claim to be like big snider fans are going to go watch it? It seems like it is It's really odd, but but I was actually on us. What do people expect in terms of like a new Do you think it's going to be a hard reboot or yeah, I think they're going to keep some people I think they have to I think If they ain't bringing back like cavo and stuff Yeah, I just eating everyone out of there. It's like Oh, man, they're gonna say cavo went to his home planet. There's a new guy coming in called super bad from a different crypt on two It's a different guy on two Well, because I would imagine that when they're making casting choices They'll probably pick younger less expensive people to give them more runway for the future And I I believe they have said that specifically that it's Younger Superman and while I've been a lot of people said oh Like I mean Gary's big thing is he's like it's going to be like fucking timothy chalume or something Like something like really wavy and not muscular But um, I think though that I'm like well, I don't know as much as I think you could definitely pick apart the writing In this show that I'm going to mention pretty easily I I don't think anyone really thought that young tom welling wouldn't be like a good superman You know like smallville like I think most people like yeah that guy Fucking looks like superman as much as we can make all kinds of predictions one way or another It's like the proof will be in the pudding and I don't know gun has pulled off a lot in his career. So it's possible Yeah, you can do because I'm good sure it's possible. Yeah There are many worse choices that could have been made and it's for certain And now we get avils warhammer too, which might oh, yeah Yeah, I go so that might turn out being worth the cost, you know Yeah, you're nice Because if if that comes out being one of the greatest shows ever with like the fans of it being Through the roof ecstatic and stuff. I think people might maybe might end up saying, you know what? Maybe he's better here than he was in in dc Especially if he gets to Exit some level of creative control because he's executive producer and he's invested in the ip, right? That's the big thing Apparently he and his production company secured the rights before even bringing it to amazon So creative control is like it's basically like amazon is like, yeah, we'll publish it But he's the one making or like, I mean him and whatever company he's like, you know hired That's work with yeah Oh Which kind of gets us past black adam back on to what kind of forever closing out fees for That was there was such an obligation movie to watch like Obligation movie we've seen That came and went Yeah, because Because for us it was also in the middle of ragnarok and it's like oh It was yeah nice nights that I can't play ragnarok to watch the movie Fine Oh Just came and went though. Nobody talked about it. Maybe that's not even I thought it would I thought it was going to make a billion for sure What did it like do like About 800 million is where it's at right now, which is probably where it's going to close out Which means it made less money the multiverse Yeah And made about 400 million dollars less than the first film which they can't be happy about no way Are they happy about that? They probably expected to be like a big banger in the box They probably like they thought it'd make a billion. Yeah Uh But yeah, no it just shows again It's like people start carrying less and less about mcu because it's just a fucking mess And what will you say that but I'll have you know that this article Yesterday says that um as it turns out what conda forever's box office performance has now made history in an unexpected way What conda forever's current domestic box office run of 429 million Officially makes it the highest grossing female led superhero movie in the history of the united states Oh my fucking oh Yeah shift that goalpost Wait, so it did more than it did better than oh, I guess it did better than captain marvel domestic Oh Worldwide no, um That's that's why yeah, what rags said domestic. I was like way It's like, uh, I see yeah Holy fuck That is super copium. Yeah And also like it's a weird qualifier like based on whether the lead is male or female It's like what does that have to do with anything? Because it's good on them good on those women reary gay kisses reary williams Sent a rocket through that glass ceiling But that's coming out this uh, well this year now the iron I hear show well, it's a thing what kind of forever does a lot of shit, right? Like, uh, we got a atlantis Tupacal con whatever the hell the place was called namo and Ironheart that's all that's all happened in the mcu now Well, yeah, that's it's it's what all of the films because multiverse and madness Of course laying down the groundwork for like wealth laying down the groundwork If black panther as they currently stand being shuri meets up as for an avengers meeting or whatever and dr Strange is like man. I got so much to tell and she's like no no no me first We've discovered a whole new civilization on earth under the water and he's sitting there like yeah, that's still not better than my thing You know like I can think about is those stupid dj dj tables that open up the shields That's cool, it's unique Oh, what a Why did they do no one would be dumb enough to do that? It's very unique. You're the first one to actually do it It's like It's like they worry when they're like, oh, we never showed how these shields open Oh, let's build dj tables to make those like what I can't they just have a console with buttons. Is that like Is that too rude? That's an awfully colonist mindset of you to have moller buttons. That's do things Buttons are two things you crazy man I'm the subject of the lost model film of the year It's way less racist to have the black people make turntable devices some drums You imagine being on the fucking set saying so you want to console with buttons, right? They're like, no Why the fuck would they use consoles with buttons you racist? A guy who made the set right it's like this is my submission And it's got buttons on it and it just gets melted like with a ray gun shot and melted thrown in his face the fuck you doing Out of here you piece of shit. Who hired you You're fired Well, so I think we shouldn't graze over the fact that Wakanda basically lost there at the end. Yeah, uh, yeah, they did They got all like and people left on that for they chose to fight the water beings in the water In the water and then they it's and then they protected the rogue state from the consequences of killing people Uh, for like no reason No, no valid reason. Anyway, I remember how they flooded like something in the middle of Africa They flooded Wakanda the only city in Wakanda because Wakanda's only got one city That world building is great. I by the way, I'm just looking at the 2022 in film on wikipedia At the beginning of the year I thought I thought for sure that the the heist grossing film would be a marvel movie But the top three is top gun and then avatar and then Jurassic world dominion Damn Really, that's awesome. Yeah, all three of those genuinely good news. It's actually a good news Yeah, it means that marvel well It's just like so paramount had the highest grossing film of the year then of course disney and fox And then universal rather than like all disney like it was in 2019 I'm pretty sure 2019 the top five six were all disney In fact, it might have been like eight or nine of them were disney All I guess the interesting thing is that those three films are all part of franchises But still still doesn't feel quite as franchisey as As marvel it is the equivalent of god dropping a little bit of blood there. It's like By the looks of things avatar will become number one Uh, based on why it's tracking It's one point two now right become number one. Yeah, it's 1.2. Uh, and billion I guess a more relevant question is does avatar make two billion dollars Man, it's gonna be It's it's possible to a degree that is not small which is uh better than I thought it would do Yeah, but my god, man if the marvels comes out and makes makes like 500 million Oh That'll be concerned I would imagine but I mean next year will be kind of a challenging one. That's it though, right? That's that's the trajectory we gotta hope for that. That's like that's how it would happen if it was gonna happen How happy gree larson would be You got ant man one that I was the headliner of that one that one made a billion Well, that's right And then for you to be that character again plus other characters make like which I feel like that's almost a certainty Right, like if dr. Strange didn't make a billion dollars. I don't see and black panther I don't see how like any marvel film except for a spider-man film or if they made iron man fall would be like guaranteed to do that well Like that's the thing. It's kind of a downward trajectory in 2019. Everything made like shit tons of 2018 as well They made a shit ton of money Now it's not as much And the budgets have surely got to be getting higher at some point, right? They've got to start ballooning I feel like they're probably got to be tapering them back I like a mcu specifically because and I think it's because over the last year We saw them is what happens when they do the quantity over quality thing That can't do it. It's too difficult Oh, sorry, but yeah, uh Then then we'll see how if if an avengers movie can't break a billion that'll be a big deal I no way though. No way surely All right, that's what I'm saying like that'll be a huge unavoidably like Yes, that would be very concerning I would imagine especially considering the budgets of avengers movies They need to make a lot of money to break even well It would and it would finally signal I think that we are actually heading toward like the third act of the superhero genre dominate everything Well, and I mean who knows right? Maybe dc comes out swinging with their new stuff like right at the end of Yeah, because what I'm just like The fact is if they had like really really great stories, they probably would be making more money, right? It's not just that it's superheroes They're not helping themselves though phase four Not right now. No, no. Did you see a Wakanda forever er? Did you? No, no, I love it Well, I I wasn't even able to finish. Yeah It was really I have my doubts, you know, they got girl iron man now Girl iron man. I saw the the the cornrows. Yeah Yeah, that's uh, I had so yeah again my doubts. Oh Do more instead. He's gotta go. He had to go So off he went which actually leads us into the next big event which was indeed ragnarok Yo The world 30 hours of coverage Yeah, yeah, yeah Unfortunately, I might have to go so I can avoid spoilers. We're not gonna spoil ragnarok. Oh, yeah We'll just say what we thought overall, which was it was pretty good Yeah, pretty good pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, this is all right. Yes. I would like it a lot more firing What it was? Yeah, mood um The I suppose the thing that people would expect is more sort of talking about it's just like, yeah We covered a video that was critical of it We covered a whole fucking Sequence of events Oh, yeah, uh, which I think is the most popular e-fap of the past year Right. Yeah, at least in terms of it may not be the highest view count But like in terms of view count to time released. I think it is All right. Okay. I think anyway. Yeah, I can't imagine any of these are Breaking because the the marvel ones come it's like it's got a higher view count than our dr. Strange coverage Um And it's nearly caught up to Thor. It's only a thousand behind or three or four Very short amount of time. I got you. Yeah, it's it's kind of insane. Um And then well the funny thing is what comes up right behind it is the organized chaos stuff. It's like back to back Jumping into all those bangers in a row Yeah, and a lot of people sort of uh, it was an easy connection to make It's like, oh, yeah We kind of jumped from one side of the aisle to the other both of them being insane as a result of the Crazy on that side Yeah, the problem is crazy Yeah Crazy Well, those are just good examples right like the lenses through which you view Any given topic in this case media and how those lenses can like radically distort your capacity to be able to like Make strong claims about anything. Yeah, it's pretty rough Yeah, it's um, yeah I'd have just said he could get you on the lesbians ball The fact that you would skip to the section About america's parents to see if you said anything like everybody Brady would doesn't know he was looking at my doctor's videos He watched I think 15 minutes of it and he got bored and he skipped to the end And see what he says about america's parents and he got bored again and then he went to the uh, The lens his voice you're making him sound too masculine. You need to He went through the whole sequence and I didn't say that it's bad that she has two moms And so he had nothing to work with He couldn't uh, he couldn't do anything and he got really upset about it It's kind of funny. Um, this is like that thing where Isn't that possibly the best proof we've ever had of the whole uh, when you're a hammer everything's a nail sort of thing Yeah, I think that's hard. Yeah It's just um, it's it's it's good to try and reflect on those biases to try and Sort of separate them if you insist on you know, I don't know. It's just yeah, that was kind of a baffling experience I don't know if I that might legit. It might legitimately be like one of the like most bad faith Um the people that we've ever covered. Yeah, that was quite the yikes and I haven't even watched it yet Well, it's just disagreeing with every single point that mohler brought up and to the point that he was contradicting himself Yeah, that's the way he would make contradictory arguments simply to disagree with mohler and whatever the present point was I mean, I can relate with that though. I'd rather I'd rather contradict myself than agree with mohler Yeah, can you imagine? I think the best example was that he couldn't detect He couldn't detect sarcasm as well. So if you would disagree with a sarcastic point meaning he agrees with me But he doesn't realize, you know So he's sitting there like you're fucking wrong and I'm like, oh, that's what I was trying to say. He doesn't know That's shit's brilliant I think my favorite part of that efap was the there was a moment where he seems like he's trying to do Basically give a bad opinion. I think it was of love and thunder But he also wants to still be defending it. So he's like that one You know, it could have stood to be written a bit more tight, I guess Writing could have been better. Well, he said that when uh, when I covered him the the black widow things like I guess it could have been a the script could have been a little better. Sure, but Not even to be in you halfway. He's he's sort of taken one step toward but still says you're wrong It could have been a little better, but it wasn't like bad In fact, it was it kind of will be was very good Which uh, and then now dialogue as well remember. Oh, that was so weird Like shitting on dialogue is a bizarre Because remember show don't tell therefore characters should never talk to each other, right suppose Like Bizarre actually insane. Um Yeah, and then the year was closed out with andor's to andor. Yeah, that's right a pleasant surprise to wrap up the year Yeah, we we had homework to watch it and then I think I was the first of the four of us where I was like, oh I think it's good I think it's good. It's good like the whole thing um Yeah Especially just sort of get into the points like episode six and ten sort of the big payoffs for The highest arc and the prison arc did get to six So the the and there was a lot to pick at and it was a kind of show because I did go through it twice to make sure My notes were all extensive and yeah, there's lots to pick up in terms of setups once you It's it's this thing that happens when you are so beaten down by how shit everything they provided you is where Character says something and you're just like, okay Whatever and then when it's a good show though, and you it looks from someone you respect Whenever anyone says anything you're paying close attention. Oh, what could I mean? So what and or I assume? Yeah, and until had to Yeah, deal with being a show that has the baggage of all those other bad shows when it didn't deserve it Yeah, I I gave it an unfair shot because I covered the first five episodes on the forge and I was like, uh Because I think we meant to watch it all together So at five I was I was like, yeah Are ready to watch more of it. So I'm not too far ahead And at the time was like, uh, I don't know if I like this or not. It's just kind of And then we watched it again. I was like, oh, shit. That's actually really good. That was really unfair to that show I um, yeah, I like the first three. I just never continued. That was a big thing. Yeah I really like the first three And then I felt a bit like I was a bit slow to first do the next two and then I just stopped watching because we Didn't watch it together Uh, well, then we did and I'm really happy we did because man, there's a there's some good stuff No, you guys have sold me on finishing And so so I just have three to go right I've told people like if you don't want to support Disney Star Wars at all after everything they've done like this is a perfectly fine decision to make for yourself I'm just letting you know if you Wanted to spend any time on anything from them. It should be spent on andal right now out of all of the choices from disney If you were gonna Um, but there are a lot of people like I am watching it with my sister who has two little kids So I I will always have disney plus Or at least until they're like old enough So it's not the not supporting disney. I'm worried about it was more the spending of the time But imagine knowing right like the prequel to a new hope about getting the thing to the death star or The trilogy that takes place after the ot with all the characters returning or A prequel movie about the history of han solo and how he'd blah blah blah or of tv show all about Boba Fett or a tv show all about kanobi and vader and what they did between the two eras or andor It's just a show about a guy who becomes a part of the rebellion in the prequel It but even then though like I think that actually maybe over sells it because it's like the story is like mainly about a guy Who gets the motivation to join the rebellion? That is so basic in terms of like, oh That's what it's about Yeah, but the character is very good. Well, it's a thing and if someone presented you all of them options and you knew You were guaranteed a good story. I feel like andal might be the last one you'd pick Yeah There you go. That's the reality we're at. I don't know. I don't know how it happened But they fucked up to the point where the only one that people didn't care about was the good one What would have been nice if that show came out like First basically because I think that was that show was like planned like way before everything else said I think like it was I think it was 2017 2017 was when they started uh dabbling with the idea of andor Yeah, and I don't know what happened I don't know what happened in between that. I just got I don't know pushed and pushed and pushed Uh, but I'm everything There's a clip that got shared on the subreddit of um, Tony Gilroy saying When he starts making a story, especially one like and or he doesn't bring Is uh, sort of messaging or a gender in first. He's really focusing on characters first. You got to get them So it's just like oh my god Crazy thing to say crazy you caring about characters cringe Yeah, no good stuff And yeah, then this the one we're doing right now closing out 2022 so Several hours ago Big mad at me was on that note. What's people's general? Goals for like 2023 I'm gonna lose weight. Yeah I'm on lose weight I'll I'll join on that one. Sure I'll continue Right. Yeah, that's uh, that's for me as well Because I I I did a full year of diet already and lost like 30 kilos 30 plus kilos. Oh That is no small amount. No, that's really keep it going. Don't lose hope. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I'm I'm gonna I mean I'm probably gonna gain like 10 kilos back after I'm done here because I've been just eating and drinking all the time When I go for runs I listen to the one punch man soundtrack because I think about how size He did Every day no exceptions that That exactly that I well it's it's kind of like the meme right it's the workout regimen isn't the important part The important part is the determination to do it every day. Yeah The would have made Saitama, you know one punch man essentially Because even when his arm made weird clicking noises he kept doing push-ups Who need the other that's 66 pound Oh, yeah, right of course. Yeah, I got a component to weird Yeah, I know Even though in Canada, we mostly use pounds talking about human weight You guys still use pounds. Do you use matchwork in Canada? We do but when we're talking about height and weight, we tend to use imperial like American But it's funny you say that because over here, I think in kilometers Yeah, we do kilometers, but we often do height in uh, well, it's 50 50 Some people do height in centimeter. Some people do height by feet, but we never it's always kilograms. It's never pounds Yeah, interesting Yeah, I just want to continue with my with my forge because that has been fun. Uh Good good good Interestingly enough the last forge of the year, which was the avatar one is like by far my most watched forge. So that was fun. Oh, yeah Yeah Yeah, just just keeping going Hopefully finally finally working more on the mainline videos because not all that sludge is done so for now Hopefully it's not another sludge month coming up Well, last boss is in like two weeks Yeah, well, I guess that's something to try and get into maybe February is when it starts because that is ant man, then it's uh, Mando And there's all the stuff coming out too. Oh, but dead space is coming out in January. So yeah, yeah Oh Hopefully not sludge It's uh, it's it's funny because everyone's like, oh khaliza protocol is gonna knock it out of the park And nobody's gonna care about that was me I mean, I was really hoping for that because like to to you know To give kind of give ea the shove it it's all like oh, that would have been nice, you know But it's like it's kind of didn't really happen if this turns out good I'm going to be a little disappointed for the wrong reasons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got you. I got you Yeah, there's a lot of games coming out this uh, this year I'm probably gonna do a bunch of gaming for just because there's so many games. I want to check out Throwing a voice on Isaac is an interesting choice for the remake though. I don't know I don't think I had a voice in two He does have a voice in two But the thing is if you give him a voice in one, it means in all the situations Oh, I see what you mean like you did it Fundamentally means the story cannot be told the same way and if you're like if you're making that decision because like Objectively it was or I'm not even objectively Say most people agreed that it was bad That'd be one thing, but I don't think anyone I don't think we've said it was bad I just think that now they're poise Yeah, he you have a voice actor for him He did a good job You had him in two and three and he's honestly in a situation where he should probably be saying a lot He is an engineer. He should probably be talking a lot. Yeah, certain issues And from what I saw in that first 18 minutes or so that they released I was really pleased with the changes that they made Did they uh, they're pretty well-acted Well, it's gone. You can check it out at the IGN for his 18 medias of the game It was gonna write what I didn't feel like out of place from what I've seen so well They've clearly done rewriting, you know, it's like try and make it work But yeah, the voice actor for Isaac the same one they brought him back They brought a few people back because they brought back the voice actress who played on Nicole as well Well, and I think it's specifically him interacting with Nicole that is gonna be interesting I think I'm like, hmm. I don't know man at it, right? Surely Maybe yeah, but it might also show too much of a hand Like uh, maybe Maybe but I what I've seen is been pretty good so far Um, yeah, and I mean, I'm definitely gonna pick it up and cover it a shot. So yeah, it looks super impressive It looks great visually and the more relevant part is if it's a success dead space for as a possibility Absolutely, which is oh cross your fingers and really well Yeah Because even is because if they look back at if dead space the remake does really well and they say all right Do we want to do more dead space? Well, I suppose we'll do dead space for or we'll do a side dead space story. Both are equally possible. I think Um So if you do four then you have to be like, well, well did people really like dead space three? He's like, well, it was okay. The reception was okay to it So we got to make sure to not Fuck around with it like we did the first time and I think we should be good because the complaints with dead space three Are not difficult to find. They're very clear It's not like it's a mystery why people weren't as Into dead space three is the rest of them. I don't mean to continue with the whole brethren moon like Plot, I feel like that's something you can still do while well while trying to dial back the scale I think that's possible. I think you can dial it back to be less of an action game while still following through on that plot thread Might be tricky I think it's much more likely they're just gonna remake dead space two And then if they do modern I think I mean, yeah, I know and actually I played it I finished dead space two holds up after I finished the callisto protocol And going from streaming Like three days of the callisto protocol where I played that game from beginning to end then going back to dead space two was like I don't know man It was like having the first cigarette after like a week or something if you smoke Like it was it was so much better. It wasn't even funny But uh, yeah, dead space two holds up everyone should play it. I am being summoned. I have to go Well, I mean I was actually gonna say we'll probably wrap up there anyway because me and mel do actually have to go to sleep So we can yes, I was about to say it's all like how late is it right now like five But of course, uh, we will sort out all messages that have been sent in. There's still more coming out soon and Well, I mean how exciting another whole year to come of of EFAP related things and it's funny because it's just gonna hit the ground running like said Like was said last of us is coming out as well as those games and just it doesn't end We still got loads of stuff. We need to catch up on So survival horror action games are getting remade in the same year Thank you all so much for joining us for this wonderful celebration that was filled with Some of the most known highlights of EFAP, right media breakdowns gaming nonsense with hilarious highlights And you know debate thrown in bit of back of Poor poor doomer. It wasn't a debate. Okay a discussion. That's what we do Very loud one Loud and fast discussions Happy new year Indeed, uh, you'll see us return the plan right now. All I know is that I'm hoping for us to cover glass onion So we're gonna need to get that You actually gotta make me want that I'll watch it with you fringy. It's fine Yeah, there you go You get dragged into the adventure with us. Yeah, I'm kind of volunteering. I'm curious Okay, okay. Well, you know what if I want to punish you more. I want to be like, yeah go watch knives at one You don't need to Man's got his limits But yeah, um, so we will Catch you there for all of that. Thank you guys so much for hanging out for supporting the the show as it exists over this Last year, like I said plenty more on the way and uh, you have yourselves a good night. Um, I'll put this up as fast as I can on On mula. Um, yeah, good night. Good. Bye. And a happy new year All that And then I have to say you're wondering when I should hit end No one finishes until