 three two hello everybody here welcome back to top five Friday I almost didn't get that out top five Friday and this week we are doing once again we are doing a Stephen King list I will try and do a non Stephen King list next week but I want to go ahead and get this one out as a companion to last week's my top five favorite Stephen King characters this one is my top five least favorite King characters which was everybody thought was a great idea so here we go jumping right into it we had and you're gonna find at least two good books on this list that doesn't mean that it doesn't mean that just because books are on this list does not mean that the book is bad just means that there are characters in there that I didn't care too much about so right off the right off the bat one of my least favorite Stephen King books and mainly because of the characters is Eyes of the Dragon Prince Peter King Rowland and all of them pretty much everybody in the book is pretty super sorry but but Prince Peter is the worst he's a basic avatar that was just kind of slapped in there one of my one of my biggest problems with this book is how unlike Stephen King it is the language is really dumbed down the the content is really really watered down there's not too much good about this and I know there's a lot of you out there I hear the phones down already and there's a lot of you out there that have fond memories of this book maybe it's your first even King book the first book that you were able to read from him that your parents will let you read whatever I understand that me myself and I do not care for this book and the main reason for it is either the reusing of ideas or the crappy characters the characters are boring I didn't like anything about him and the main character is the worst part of the book easily next up we have and this is in no particular order whatsoever next up we have a really really good book one of King's best leasy story now the problem with this is the two bad guys I've read this book two or three times I can't really remember I'd have to check again but I can never remember the names of there's one bad guy and then another guy that he hired to do it can't remember their names and they're pretty much the most that the easiest to write off and all of King's works they're just not memorable villains luckily for us this book does not depend on a villain hero relationship it all depends on the relationship between Leesy and her husband Scott and their relationship and really the bad guys are kind of second fiddle to everything else so they didn't have to be great but every single Stephen King novel has a characters like those two guys usually they're in one but in this one it just so happens that there's two two of them and neither one of them really stood out for me completely forgettable and you're gonna you're probably you're gonna catch that in my this list that it pretty much you know this list is about characters that either forgettable or that are it have been reused over King's history bibliography whatever you want to call it next up we have another good book Mr. Mercedes I don't like Bill Hodges so spoiler for the Mr. Mercedes series as a whole I did cry at the end of end of watch that was a very poignant piece of literature I felt I also felt that it was kind of like a goodbye from Stephen King I thought that was the end of it that he was saying okay let me write let me go into this and write this the story I've been wanting to write this crime thriller a series of crime thrillers and that'll be it that'll be a goodbye and then if he called it end of watch and there was a bunch of theme about the end of life and all that stuff and I became worried so I was emotionally involved in the last book but Bill Hodges is not a character I cared anything about up until that final book in fact in finders keepers I was actually upset when he finally shows up because in the in that book it takes him 150 pages before Bill Hodges even comes on screen I think he's a tossaway character he's a throwaway character a character I didn't care anything about now King has written older men much much better than this Ralph Roberts is a perfect example from insomnia I don't know what went wrong here of course the series is also not to blame but to thank for one of one of my favorite she didn't make the top five but Holly give me is a terrific character in fact I would have loved to have seen her in place of Bill for the entire series so next up I'm debating which one to talk about first I'm gonna go ahead and talk about the newest one first now this one this one's gonna be hard because I hate the entire cast the entire cast are reused characters from other Stephen King books he pulled he definitely pulled a Dean Coons by pretty much just reusing the entire cast from under the dome and we have from Sleeping Beauty's the I guess the main dude can't remember his name yeah yeah the main dude whatever his name was I can't be bothered to remember Eve black is kind of hot garbage too I mean she's a miss she's a mismatch of mishmash whatever you want to call it of Andre LaNose and Randall flag and kind of like a gender swapped you know Randall flag or Andre LaNose from Storm of the Century it's just everybody in here pretty much stunk but I think the main character the main character was so forgettable I can't even remember did he work for the prison I don't I don't know he was just kind of there I mean I kind of want to go back and reread it just so I can figure out who these characters were because I don't remember any of them all the all the the women in the prison kind of blood together and that's really bad I don't there was nobody that really stood out at all from this book other than the bad guy and the only reason she stood out is because you can't really forget her I mean she's the one who started the whole thing so but she was definitely so I'm gonna take that back not the main guy I'll say Eve black Evee what other hella name is yeah Eve black I'm gonna go ahead and say yeah she she's on this list but it's pretty much the entire cast the entire cast it is hot out here y'all I apologize all right last and certainly least no I'm just kidding last is now I'm gonna go I'm gonna throw out some honorable mentions here actually it's only one honorable mention and that's Rhea the witch from Wizarding Glass I hated how hokey she was I couldn't stand her and let's go ahead while we're at it what's his name clay from cell didn't like him either but I did like the raggedy man so there was a decent part about cell and that was pretty much it so last on the list is lambin's lambin's gonna love this one dreamcatcher and we are talking about the this is another one Jonesy and Henry I think it is I can't remember the two guys names on the only I like beef and I liked the guy that Timothy all of it played so Jonesy and Henry I think those two guys they just they they became one person at one point in time and I like beef and I like the other guy I can't remember his name but Jonesy and Henry were just the same person with slightly different story lines when there's one gets hit by a car but there was nothing about them that but and and they were supposed to carry the entire novel I think Henry and Jonesy were supposed to carry the entire thing because spoiler alert beef dies and so does what's his nuts and these other two guys are supposed to carry it and it's like I don't care because in the movie it's Thomas Jane and the British dude from homeland or I think it's only but they didn't do anything for me and when I when I got thinking about this list once again I went and I looked at the books and I'm like okay this one this one this one this one this one I easily had my top five but going back I think the entirety of Sleeping Beauties and it's funny because I've been talking to some people about Sleeping Beauties and just like kind of like an overall statement if you liked under the dome you didn't like Sleeping Beauties if you well the only way you liked Sleeping Beauties is if you hadn't read Under the Dome or you didn't like Under the Dome which I thought was funny but going back to that I mean the entire I can't I'm still sitting here so I think the worst of the worst is Sleeping Beauties for me as far as the character is a concern because he really did pull a Dean Coons he just reused a reused storyline he reused characters all that stuff so what are some of your choices I'd love to see your top five ten twenty whatever down there in the comments below let me know who you're absolutely worse you can't stand reading about so until next time I have any you menu it's been top five Friday I'll talk to you guys later bye bye