 It's alright Sexy. Get upstairs now. What do you love? No, football's not the start. F*** off upstairs. I don't know who needs to hear this, but none of these female Twitch streamers actually like playing the games. Every single bit of it is acting. You do realize that the original Twitch community was all people who loved to play the games. Now, the Twitch community is made up of big tits that you're coming for the tits instead of the game. What the f*** happened to Twitch? Literally. I'll take one for the team. I'll be this a**hole male that's calling out all these female Twitch streamers because you know what, at the end of the f***ing day, to have an only fans advertised on Twitch is for f***ing video games. You're f***ing up the boys, s***. This is the only thing we had. The only thing we had. Now we don't even have Twitch because you dumb, big-titted f***ing thoughts want to take it from us and then act like you actually like the games. You don't like these games. Sit the f*** down. Oh my gosh, Rachel, look how hot he is. Oh my god, he just noticed. Okay, this is so... Oh my gosh, Rachel, he's pulling up to the light. Here, add my phone on Snapchat. Oh, hell no. What? What? Dana. Oh my gosh, I just embarrassed myself even more. This guy took me to a fancy as f*** steakhouse and we had filet mignon and terribly awkward conversation. When it comes time to pay the bill, he graciously offers to pay, takes out his wallet, pulls out a folded bill, unfolds it, puts it on the table and slides it towards me with two fingers like this. Without thinking, I grab it, put it on the check, slide it towards the edge of the table so our server can pick it up. He goes, oh no, no, no. That bill's for you. I'm confused. I glance over at the bill again quickly. I see a Ben Franklin and I'm like, okay, daddy. But I'm still really confused. So I very hesitantly pick up the bill and do you want to know how rich I became? I became this rich, which is basically filthy rich in bull s***. He handed me a gospel bill. A gospel bill is a fake million dollar bill that has scripture on it that tells you to repent or go to hell. He looked at me dead in the eyes and said that's the only cash I carry, which meant he had no money and I had to pay. Wait a damn minute. What a damn minute. So a girl says to you, we're not having sex tonight. Now when I was younger and I heard that I would freak out. You know, I would start rationalizing like, oh, why? Was the date not good? Did you not have fun? Right? And that is the worst reaction because quite often, especially when it's said in a playful way, as maybe you're walking back to your workplace, it's a s***. The girl wants to see how you're going to respond. Are you going to start justifying yourself? Are you going to get angry and butthurt? Are you going to, you know, just become sad and become a sourpuss? Or are you one of those guys that's going to let it roll off your shoulders? So the best way to respond to that is with a playful grin and said, who says I want to have sex with you? Or, don't worry, I'm a virgin. When you answer it like that, then quite often the girl will see, oh, okay, he doesn't really care and thus she's way more likely to sleep with you now. Of course, if she's serious and she actually doesn't want to do anything sexual with you, then you should of course respect that. Two best friends. My f***. Wait a minute. I wish I was single. Who are you talking to? What? Why are you recording this? Because I'm a little single. Are you serious? You wish you were single? Yeah. Fine, be single. Oh, and I was playing. No, give me a ring. Be single. I was just playing. I was just playing. I was just playing. I was just... Babe, look. It's a TikTok prank. Come on. Give my ring back. Sometimes I have to remind my boyfriend that I'm actually cute. Like, this is home for you. Don't, don't you forget. Seriously, you can't. Like, don't find a girl out there. Okay. Okay. You're coming back home, right? I only got two girls. You and Bea. Oh, okay. Bye. Just remember, I'm here. I have good stuff for you. The goodies are home. Bye. Bye. So me and my boyfriend live together. I cook dinner almost every night, but I love to cook. And for dinner tonight, I am making chicken cutlets. So my dear friend actually reached out to me and she said, Izzy, please tell me all of that chicken is not just for you and Will. And I have to respond and tell her yes. Indeed it is for just me and Will. The thing is, when you're dating an offensive lineman who plays in the NFL, you can't cook for just the both of you. You have to prepare meals as if you're feeding a small village. So no, I can't make four chicken cutlets and call it a day. This kid eats three dinners a night. It just simply will not do. So if you ever come across the absurd amount of food that I cook on my Instagram story, just know it's for Tick. If you aren't picking up his dry cleaning, then what are you doing? Hey, Tick Talk. It's Cliff from Raleigh. Unfortunately, I'm not making the content that I want to make because some things have sort of changed in my life. But I just wanted to let you guys know that if anything ever happens, like, let's say you have a husband or you have a wife that you've been married to for 24 years and you come home and you find them fucking their golf partner in the living room. One thing you might want to do go to the savings deposit box. That's right, Brooke. I'm at Wells Fargo. Well, I had a nice little find in the safety deposit box. I had all of our emergency cash which right now I would say it's an emergency. I have my title to my wife's car which is in my name so I guess it'll be my wife's former car and all the diamonds, her earrings and her studs and her bracelets are here so they're going to the pawn shop. Usually, stepmoms have the reputation of being unpleasant and mean but that is not the case with Beth. She's the complete opposite and is the kindest, most genuine person ever. Beth is perfect in every way on the inside and outside. The idea of a stepmom was unsettling before Beth came into my life. But now that she's here I've never been happier and more excited for a stepmom as perfect as Beth. Public service announcement. If you're dating or married to a man who likes to go hunting don't make him feel bad about waking up at 4 a.m. on opening day to go hunting. That means it's really hard to hunt every season. So you wake up at 4 a.m. with them you put your camouflage on you jump in that front seat and you go to that hunting spot. If that's not what you want to do then why are you with him? Have you ever been in love? I don't think so. Do you want me to describe it to you? Alright, let's pack my husband's lunch. We're gonna start off with some potatoes we're gonna dice those up add some olive oil salt, pepper and garlic and then toss those in the air fryer at 4.25 I did these for about 35 minutes because there was a lot of them and we're gonna chop the ends off of some asparagus add some olive oil add some salt, pop those in the oven at 4.25 for about 10 minutes after this we are going to grab some garlic bread get some cheese put some brisket on there and then we're just gonna make a brisket grilled cheese on the stovetop press that down really let it melt and get crispy and then we're gonna take the asparagus out of the oven add some chipotle chili pepper add the seasonings take the potatoes out of the air fryer pack up those asparagus I gave them some fruit this week it was raspberries and cherries and then I gave them a little extra side of cherries because he really likes them and then we're gonna pack those up and then move on to the potatoes and then we got these cute little meat and cheese things at Costco and then we just cover up the brisket and I made this for four days so there's a speed drop by our house and it's on a hill and my husband and I thought it would be fun to see how fast we could run I kept getting nine and it was driving me nuts so we went back the next night and I was determined to get ten my husband is good at everything and got fourteen without really even trying never videoed myself running so slow and awkward when we were watching it back we were dying laughing but it's so fun you have to try it it's amazing how one day someone walks into your life and suddenly you can't remember how you ever lived without them