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Then we'll be early But then if we do be late, and it's still Thursday Let's start releasing on Wednesday fuck you next week bring this will start getting released on a Wednesdays. Okay, okay I don't feel this week, man. I feel good. Yeah, you look good. You look like Okay Man I got this weekend off. I'm like this is my first weekend off in a minute. Oh, you look married That's what it is. You look committed. Like you look like Oh, you know how you've been saying this podcast. I can't wait to do nothing That's why I've been feeling all because you've been on that road I've been on that road. Oh, you know, you know, you know, I showed this weekend this week. I'm taking And then the grind begins for Radio City like, you know, I got to make that show crazy, but but they did radio city April 16 We in there. Yeah, I'll be fine. We in there. Yeah, you look home and that's what marriage does being married Being in like a committed situation. Yeah wholeness stability. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What yeah, you look broken Can you fix yourself and fix your marriage, bro Or is it fix God bless everybody Lord have mercy Um, uh, where do we begin man? Politically brilliant. What a fucking idiot I do I wanted to ask you this all week. I wanted to wait to even talk to you Um, I don't know if you've been seeing these videos Collin Kaepernick good brother Collin Kaepernick. He's looks like he's Still in shape. Yeah, you know still working out. I guess he still wants to play football. Yeah, how do you feel about that? Let him play let him do uh Yeah, let him play Yeah, I mean, is anybody saying he can't play still Outside of him not being that great Here's the thing. I don't mind listen. He wants to play. He could be what position put it like if somebody wants to sign him I don't have a problem with that. Um, I just don't know what messaging that sends because I'm like, what was everything about? Because and that's always been the problem if you're on the ground level and you talk to people people always okay We know how we know why the protests started We know why the knee started right the knee started because you know Collin Kaepernick was speaking out against the injustice that black and brown people were facing at the hands of the police Then when the nfl Was black balling them for for whatever reason it seemed like that movement turned into the Let's boycott the nfl now Because they're not giving Collin Kaepernick a fair shake and in a lot of ways I feel like you know The movement that was started for the injustice against You know, uh black and brown people by the hands of the police it got kind of overshadowed by that Because when you look at collin that was the that's what you saw right you saw this person that was standing for that the injustice That black and brown people were facing at the hands of the police Right, but then it started turning into well now collin's getting black ball So it wasn't like even though two things can be true. It wasn't two things being discussed It was just it was one thing one thing. Yeah, you know being discussed and it's like yo for me man It's like your collin is lodging in life right now. You know collin is You know, he's got the tv show. He's got the documentary coming out He's still got you know, his sponsorships with nike and everything else and it's just like Why would you want to go back to the nfl? Why would you want to go back to a place that you you spoke out for oppressing? Do you think this is possibly pr? Like he knows he's not going to get a job and his currency is the nfl blackwalling him Yeah, so we know him for being blackballed so he has to continue to prove He's being blackballed in order for us to care I mean if if the doctor's coming out soon, which I believe it is Maybe this is just a problem for the doctor Kardashian It gives it gives it gives it puts the conversation back out there So when you see the doc, it's fresh on your mind still I mean if I was the nfl if I was uh, what's the guy's name? Roger good. If I was good. I'd say I just look for one team. I'd be like, yeah, we'll pay for it Just offer him. Yeah from a contract. I bet he don't take it. Yeah, I bet he don't take it when we were in the uh The nfl meeting a few years ago Goodell said like I'm not blackballing calling like nobody's blackballing calling. I'm we're not owners Right, if a team wants to sign them tomorrow, I'm we're not getting in the way of that I mean, I'm sure that they can influence though. Yeah, that's like I'm sure that yeah That's true. Maybe the teams come together and who knows maybe all these owners are sick of what he's doing or the The uh, what they perceive to be the negative attention. He's bringing so yeah, I can see them all colluding against them I think that's been proven that they colluded against one the case He won the case, right? That's the other thing. You sued him and you won like Collin has won in on every level Yeah In regards to what you're saying like you're like, why do you still want to be in the lead? I don't want to go back to the place that we we number one. We saw you defeat Yeah, right like we saw you win on every level So why do you continue to want to be a part of and I hear people saying like Oh, it's because he loves football and the football the nfl is the only place he can compete at that level It's like when you make sacrifices you make sacrifice Also, like if you put out a document where you're literally comparing it to slavery, like why do you want back on the plantation? You say it like that is like he probably can change his mind he like Fix your life. Yeah, if I could go in there, I probably could do more fix your life. I am And I gotta go back in there like you say So he feel like if he get into the lead, he probably can do more Jeans Those are my cargoes that's economy, bro Yours way tighter than mine. I can't talk but they're supposed to be You showing hate on purpose, you know, I know he's showing ankle on purpose. You don't got socks on You want your socks to show but you got tights on. No, this is this is how they fit Well, they're not they're not supposed to fit like that. No, you're not supposed to fit like that My little lucid in yours know how I want you to fix you Let's count how many times we do this. I haven't done it I'm gonna be watching You at eight already You ain't loosening the pants yo But nah, man, lute the collar and if he wants to continue to still play cool It just sends very mixed messaging to me. I don't know, you know You don't think he could do more if he's actually in there. You play in canada didn't they give him an offer in canada Playing europe like there's other places to play. Yeah Like if you just love the game play that real big bag too because of how what do you mean? He could do more in there. What do you mean? I'm saying whatever he tried to do like he tried to sit He made a knee and all that type of stuff for a reason. Yeah Now that he's actually in there. He probably could talk to them more because he won He's that opportunity to do that too. Like they wanted him to be part of like the inspired change And the stuff jay was doing around nation. He didn't he chose not to do it But no, I mean, it's like, um, no, I think college bigger outside of football than inside of football There's nothing the NFL could do for Colin Kaepernick other than make him personally feel good because he's back You know playing the sport he loves Do you think that he has influence that he once had Can you stop playing that video too because I'm getting so distracted, you know I think he has influence that you think people still care about Colin Kaepernick and the issues that he brings up in the same way that they cared Back in a few years. They don't care about the issue of him not being in the league as much Do they still care about police brutality and black people getting killed at the head of police? Yes, but they don't care about his personal play of of not being in the time changes Not only did time change he won. Yeah, if you one thing if we saw him like desolate somewhere Yeah, and like the NFL Depleted him and he wasn't making no money. There was nothing else happening for him. That's different, but it's like no, he won He's yeah, but what if he going in when the Super Bowl like that'd be amazing. I mean, that'd be like a crazy I'm just saying like that's what he wanted to do. That's what time changes. Um, positively brilliant man Pete Davidson flying out of space, man. Did that happen already? He's going to Yeah Wow When the plane whatever the fuck the shit is They didn't even catch my attention in the least because you know what I mean, I knew what you meant I thought they had a new plane right here But wax is sincere Curiosity like what you think planes in space like I think it isn't labeled a plane though. No, it's labeled a spaceship a shuttle I don't know if it's a ship. It's it's some type of shuttle is jeff basel's private shit Yeah, that you could pay to be on. Yeah. Yeah, you might be a spaceship. I don't fucking know No, no, I'm sure I gotta don't don't do this thing where you try just They say it goes into space But it goes to like not like you know like that area between like your balls and your ass Gooch it goes to go to the earth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The stratosphere. It breaks the stratosphere. It's like space, but not really Yeah, it's just like putting the head in it tipping. Yeah, it's tipping you putting your tip in space Hey, listen, you further you up there like when you you're gonna get the illest selfie Hold on. So you're telling me like that's the sales like a white boy always wanted what tip is white boy word I know it's killing him right now. I sent it to him. Say what I mean. I already knew what was happening Yeah, you know, I waited till the announcement and I sent it to him And all he pulls a bunch of rocket emojis Now, do you think do you think this is bezos trying to big dick elon? Because elon's at the Kanye party. They hate each other. They're always beefing on twitter. So he's like What tool can I use to get back at Kanye? What big dick can I use to get back at Kanye? I'm gonna send this big dick motherfucking his face. That's what I think these billionaires are always doing that kind of I'm gonna shoot a rocket in a rocket. I never thought about that elon is at the Kanye party, right? Like they're hanging out They're chilling. Yeah. Yeah. Kanye is your boy. Look who's my guy. Who's my guy? Yeah Their whole shit is posturing. Holy shit that much money. Holy shit is just flexing. Wow. Wow. Yeah I never thought about that. That's all the whole thing is and he's going for free Wow, everybody else on the ship paying it Pete getting the free ride. Imagine paying to be on a billionaire. Imagine paying to be on the richest person in the world Shit like coffee. No way. No way. That's stupid. It's done. Wow Come on, bro. By the way, Jeff Bezos should be doing that for everybody. Also, aren't the taxpayers paying? Didn't he get like a the crazy like Didn't the I don't know didn't the congress pass some like crazy thing to fund his project I have even after tesla outbid him. I have no idea or underbid him. Yeah, I don't know I just know that p. Davidson is going to space. Yeah, and duvall isn't and that hurt my heart. Yeah Duvall talked about Like he wanted to do it We tried to even do a go fund me and only raising money for duvall All we was trying to raise was six million and we got 35 That's amazing. That's great 35 People don't want duvall to go to space. They don't want duvall. They don't want can you imagine if duvall got to go to space? We would never hear the end of it. When does he be going? Earthlings after this Yo, when is he going? Uh sometime in the next couple weeks actually. Oh, okay. Yeah I'm gonna say they got a little bit of time for duvall to get a seat Huh? No, it's full. Yeah, they probably booked it up. Yeah, it's full. Yeah, it's full. It's full Salute to Pete though, man. I mean, you know, I'm glad that they banned uh Kanye's IG for 24 hours because boy That goddamn Kim Kardashian. Don't play fair, man Wow, you didn't see what she did yesterday first of all when Kanye went on all his ranch yesterday morning Kim just started posting pictures posting pictures of herself fly-ass pictures, you know, I'm saying expensive shit on looking dope Then She was on ellen. Oh, yeah Professing how much fun She's having with pd. Ouch The tattoo should I saw that? Yeah, Pete got three tattoos or he got a brain. Yeah, here's the thing and I was having this conversation earlier The Kardashians are doing nothing wrong. What you mean? They've done nothing But exist My fear is I mean, we've known that they've gone through men and they use men to kind of promote their shows And my fear is if I'm being real with it I guess my fear is that like The family has realized that this is big news and stories and headlines And they have this new show popping up and it's not a coincidence that all of a sudden this new show coming out of hulu Coincides with this beef between her doing this though. That's what I'm saying. So I guess my I guess my little bit of a fear is that like He's being used as a tool in this beats being used as a tool in this and like You know from what I hear from you like he does suffer from mental illness in a serious way Right, so it's like are you are you taking advantage of a kid who has real like mental problems? So you could sell a show that's my only Yeah, yeah, I yeah, that has nothing to do with mental illness If you were a mother of four getting out of a marriage you 41 42 years old You got your nice 27. Yo, what a ten inch cock on the surface. That's great Coinciding with the show coming out and all the drama and the beef and all this kind of shit That's they world. I think that they've mastered the art of selling Reality and I'm putting reality in air quotes because there's nobody who's done the reality tv thing like them over the past The Kardashians are a motherfucking Dynasty, it is what it is. Right every guy that enters gets ruined, right? If you want to it depends Lamar wants to go back. Yeah Kanye can't let go. I mean, so this country's got a franchise Wait, did he Five guys and all types of shit after that I'm just saying and you're we're acting like let's be let's be honest here. Kanye is the biggest star That's ever been in that family. Yeah, guy watch. Yeah, and then now Pete Yeah, like LeBar wasn't a star a huge NBA But I'm talking about now on a mainstream regular people casual people That gets his pubes zapped away, but we did we're doing slippery boxing like they care as much if you didn't marry Chloe But who cares much the general public Lamar, I guess my my feeling is not would they care? It's more like what happens to these people and like I don't really care You can't blame him for his drug. I don't really care. Like if people want fame They have to they have to understand what comes with fame, especially that Kardashian fame like it's fame That's geared in different type of heat. It's heat. That's what the fame is. It's a low platform It's people watch you, but they don't really love you. They want to see you fail Watching they just watch and it's amazing that they're comfortable and grounded in that But a lot of the people that they bring into that can't handle that scrutiny. It's not their fault And exactly it's not their fault you choose to be in this and you choose to be involved in this To take all the pictures and do all the things you choose to play for the bulls in the 90s. You gotta deal with it You gotta deal with that guy. He's on your ass. You're gonna win a chip You're a legend forever stacey king. Are you gonna get you? I know who stacey king is because of michael jordan slew to stacey king slew to luke long Slew to any of those guys that were on the bulls We know them because they stood next to michael steve kerr. You know what i'm saying? We know these people bill cartwright like bill cartwright. Come on We know all of these individuals because of you know, michael jordan I guess I hear yourself. That's what you want. You want to be known at any cost Then that's the family to go to but you're gonna go through some shit But also to um, man, i'm sure you get more benefit out of losing though Yo, and also to are acting like I can like keming Bad, bro. No, no, Kim is Kim is beautiful. That's what i'm saying. He's winning. He's winning. How he is me. God damn guys. No, it's beautiful. That's what i'm saying. So it's like Man, she got the girl. It's a lot there. That's a lot there. I get it. I get it. I get it Kid, I guess yeah, I get it. There's certain people. I don't think need to do it You know what i'm saying? Like I don't think people are doing it for the fame though I think they're doing it for what you just said let me ask you a question And I You don't have to she like he said she bad if you could get some water from the well, yes What if I got my own well, we acting like there's one well I ain't talking about that kind of well. You're saying what I smashed Not any No, what I smashed kim kardash. Yeah. Yeah, like if I was first of all, yes, okay, but only Smash is wrong. Would you know you wouldn't smash kim kardash. I would You ain't shit That was a good one you would ask me would I smash kardash in my single days in your single days And the answer is yes. Would you know in your single days single days? Pc the god This guy is crazy. What does it matter if I would? Because I know he was being honest today. I thought we were having honest conversation I can see why people would is what I'm saying. So I'm just saying that is more than the fame No, wait, what what do you mean? You can see why people I can see why you would why why why would that be beautiful? All right. Yeah. Okay. So you only by the way smash please. She's always been beautiful and um, uh I like I've known him for a long time. I knew them. I met them in like 2006 You hit back then no Because I always told the story about how they would literally come and sit in wendy. William studio all the fucking time Hanging out with the coast with my girl Nicole Spence They would come to new york and they would just be kicking it with Nicole wendy. Williams did kim kardash in first interview Why won't you smash kim back in the day if you were single? I've always been a I've never been single Yo, this guy is crazy. I was acting like I was single, but I've never been single 16 year old charlemagne the god 16 year old You just came from a virgin at 16. I would fuck anything You want a virgin at 16? What a virgin 16? I was definitely still a virgin at 16. You were 16? I mean, unless you count molestation at eight Yeah, okay No, we don't count Why is that funny? That's he You see how all the guys had sympathy you just busted out laughing. I was thinking about mine. This is why I been don't talk about the issues You're dying laughing at me getting molested at eight and you've heard me tell this story You think it's just so funny. You see how men's pain is never processed properly Yo laugh at him, yo Laugh at his fucking ass Smelling the jerry curls molestation. You see this bullshit. That's it. And he made her stop Man, what you got control her to stop. Yeah, why don't you stop from the beginning? I like I got to the age difference. It's just weird. It's just weird with men. Men don't Process it like that. Yeah, we don't mean like we just got so yeah eight years old sitting around talking to your homies like I just did x y and z. I'm not wishing that they wanted to like I guess they bad Stupid you never got molested No, really? Yeah, I thought did you just look at it as you started getting it popping early with an older woman? No, no, I never got molested. I was lucky in that regard. Oh, yeah. Yeah, how we got here From talking about Because you lie To the well thinking we were both gonna get a drink and then you tossed me in that motherfucker. Yeah Okay, trap piece of shit. All I'm simply saying is I think it's more than fame you think that Ugly though, that's why you know, Kim is beautiful. Courtney is beautiful. Chloe is beautiful What I didn't say nothing, bro. You the one that took a deep pause after I can see why they would do it Like I can see why anybody rank on to be involved more those stories. I can see why people do it I don't think it's just fame. I think people really get involved with them fall for them In this Truth to the matter data wants keeping it Pito Because because you don't see them begging to get nobody back. Yeah, you see everybody begging to get back with them No, I would never be in a relationship with a Kardashian ever you say that. No, I tell you that That's the only reason why even before I was married. I would have no interest in that. No I don't like the relationship I don't like like doing the relationship for a fame ship. She just ate it just now. What she's saying. Yeah, they're voices don't bother It's not that it's just like I don't like Long middle finger If I'm gonna be known for things I want that to be the ship that I create I want to be stand up I want to be podcast I want that to be the only reason that you know me like my personal life and that kind of shit like You get with the kardash Yeah, I don't care to monetize that like if I can help my girl Obviously with her things and like help build businesses and that kind of stuff sure but I don't really care to to monetize our love Andrew kardash and that's what yeah, I just wouldn't have that just for me personally I don't I don't because that is that's the easiest way to level up when it comes to fame Right because like you get with another famous person You have all their fans and then all your fans and then they all come together So basically you're going all in with poker and then you get all them What you're saying is such a great point because you know, you never would think that right because you be like Oh, well, you know a lot of the guys that they dated they were already more famous than Well, man, it really had look at Kanye. I mean Kanye was more famous than that. Kanye put Kim Kanye made Kim a list Kanye was more famous to me I think Kim was already a list when Kanye got with her I definitely think Kim was already a list but I think Kanye was a list too For my point is there was I was calling Kanye Kanye Kardashian and like he's really caught up in that world You know what I'm saying? And it was so funny. Taylor sent me this video From the Kanye West interview that we did on breakfast club back in 2013 and you can insert a tailor Kanye literally says um, I'm fighting for Kim in the fashion world, but if we break up She's gonna be jz. I'm gonna be looked at his name dash. I'm gonna be looked at as the asshole I'm in a fashion world fighting for Kim. If we broke up, I would be the one that's looked like as a ass So I would be the dame of the situation and she would be the jay of the situation right there. So it's, uh, Man, that's my point to that You know, I mean, he's he's causing a lot of that to happen But he is being looked at is the the bad guy. I love Kanye stands, bro Kanye got the best fans on the planet. Never seen anything like it. It's No, never seen anything like it, bro. Never seen anything like it. Yo, no matter what poor Pete does He's fucked up Kanye been doing all this shit like killed him in a music video does all this And then Kanye goes where you at kid and Pete goes with your wife and Kanye fans are like, yo, that's foul, bro That's disgusting Yes, but you know what I respect it and and listen man after you that's the love you need, bro No, no, absolutely, but after you killed me in a music video Anything goes bro. You can't you can't tell me how to respond after you kill me and decapitate me in a music video You don't think that Pete would have got more if he just never said nothing at all I mean listen, he never said nothing at all. He'd really kill it. Yeah, that's what Kanye want Don't give any response. Don't give no response. He will kill Bro, you sit back and we'd like to keep smashing That's what kills somebody who needs attention. That's what I'm saying. You give him something Murders the man who needs attention. Yeah, the funny shit about it is when Kanye Kanye just automatically turned into the victim. It's like that one blow And he's so this what he does and he's so good at he conflates issues So he'll say something you can't disagree with right like man, you know The way fathers are treated in America when it comes to trying to get custody of they kids You know a father should be in a child's life and Pete's antagonizing me telling me that he's in bed with my wife. So you are like I agree with you. I agree with you But you conflated to issue You say bitch, you're like, oh my god, yeah, you told me everything. Yeah, I don't yeah I'm with you. I understand what you're saying. Thank you. Just so we can keep momentum The bitch is It's just like, uh, you know, it's uh, you should respect my time You should not be late because when you're being late, you disrespect my time You're acting like my time is invaluable and you should buy me things I want and you're like What? I respect the time you don't need all this Right He's been doing that since the the fashion conversations like When when he's like I always say when he's up It's you know slavery was a choice and harry atumman didn't really free the slaves and black people need to get over race Come on when he wants something and he's down Listen, man, you know, you gotta stop oppressing the black man and black people got to stick together We need more unicorn unity and group operation like god damn Do you think it's all bipolar or something? Huh? If it was bipolar or something I think I mean he's got his mental shit, but we all do yo, but here's the thing like I think that we just I think we like What what's what's the word? It's not discredit. It's it's more like Forgive his antics because we think he's a little crazy. But like if you really watch the the genius documentary He's no different At all right like he's always like this. He was always outlandish. He was always while he's always cocky He's always saying these things. So it's like is he crazy? Or are the things he says just now more scrutinized than they used to be Well, we all know money doesn't change you or just multiply whatever you are. You know, I've got a lot of it So the first thing you was and I'm faithful And that's what you need you needed money so you could be faithful, bro. I love my wife I've never really been like a cheater cheater. No, I know Yeah, I'm like a cheater. No, no, no, no I'm just fast You was a cheater fast that I'm not a cheater. I'm just you know, you know, you was an E. R Did you use a hard R? I am not a cheater He was a cheater. No, I'm a cheater. No, I'm a cheater. I'm just a little fast in the ass I'm not a cheater cheater. Yeah, that's cheater. You can't trust a cheater. Yeah Yeah, cheater gotta hold into the family on the side I just ran off real quick. I'm right back Oh, yeah Cheaters a fast damn move, baby ran over there. I'm right back. I'm not a cheater cheaters Whole other family other kids. You know what I'm saying? I'm not a cheater I didn't justify nothing. I hear what you're saying though. I just know some cheaters. My daddy was a cheater Oh Wait, did he have a hold on the family? Hell, yeah. No, he did it. What? Really? Man, come on, man. I didn't know about this. Yeah, he had a whole other a whole other family No, how many days would he spend with you guys and how many days with them? Not much I mean not that I think about it like he was like it went and that's how that's how cheaters do, right? It went friends to my dad. I love my dad, but it's just a troop. It went from coming home Later and later because sometimes not coming home at all And then like most men the excuses be dumb as fuck. You know what I mean? And then it's like who is this person? Oh, that's my assistant I'm saying so yes, that's the difference between cheaters and cheetahs and and he had a family on the side with this person I mean he didn't have he didn't well He didn't have other kids He didn't have other kids But you know, I mean listen the thing is this he's still with it to this day. So it's like, you know, maybe that's Oh, are your parents divorced? Oh, yeah, they've been divorced for like 30 something years. Oh, but maybe they was meant to be together Like, you know what I mean? Like in certain in situations like that. That's what I look at too. It's like Yo, he had a run My mom now he's with His other woman. It's like they clearly are meant to be right? Have they been together this long? At least at that stage in his life. They needed to be together They've been together 30 plus years like I all you know, it's like subscribed to meant to be that much talk to me It's just kind of like Justifies poor behavior Do you know what I mean? Like is Ukraine meant to be part of russia? Like what if Putin was like, no, it's meant to be part of russia and then we're supposed to Well, I meant to be do whatever you want I think we like romanticize this idea of like meant to be like there's a better way that he could have gone about that There's more respect for like your family and your mom. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're right Even if they are meant to be like it doesn't justify what it took to get there. No, I like that. I like what you said What is what what is meant to be? Just because you're doing something doesn't necessarily mean it's meant to be you're doing it. Yeah, you know What else is meant to be like you be respectful like I'm saying if it happened is I guess it's supposed to happen No, I mean, is it or did you just make the choice? But I don't know. I mean that's the funny thing about like what made us make that choice A feeling made us make that choice a whole lot of things make us make every choice That's true. But sometimes we can go back on a choice wax Sometimes we could we could choose something and then we can go back on it because we realized and act like you commit and yep Like there's ceremonies and stuff that you do like to act like you commit. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yep, 100% Do I come here every week to get bullied? I do Big words like y'all said big words Y'all expect me to understand. I'm like Yeah Committed is when somebody gets shot and they get going to the hospital. That's committed to me The reason I love this is the fear in his face. Yeah. It's like it's like when he thinks rats might be here He hasn't seen one yet In big words, give me What are y'all talking about? What if I took a rat out of like my bag and I just threw it at you right now What would you do? It was real if it's real. I'll probably take something from whatever I got If you saw a rat coming at you you get the I know you he freezes up when rats happen Black grand thing when she was like don't freeze you froze. That's how he acts went rats. I'm not freezing. I'm out You know, there was a rat in that place. He was at um other day That little bar when I was shooting with a quintess I'm sure they went home. No, they said it was in the fucking dressing room. I'm not even laughing I promise you I couldn't find you. I thought I was dying to tell you. I didn't know I was with you. I left out with you No, I went in when I was sitting at the table and I was about to record When they told me I was like wait yet You know And I must have forgot what we got upstairs But to your point about meant to be I think that's a very good thing that people need to talk about because I don't know if I believe in destiny as much as I used to Destiny can't exist how you get to destiny You can still be an asshole like there's still better ways to get to destiny What is your destiny though is what I'm saying? I think what you're saying with the whole meant to be thing Is like what exactly is your I think you got to curate that and then I think you got to commit to it 100% Because when I hear things like people die in plane crashes people die in car accidents People get shot and killed talk to me to believe that's a destiny You know, maybe the destiny was before that. Maybe the destiny Were the things that they did prior But still you don't think we all got the time we all got the time table though Like I don't I don't know like destiny doesn't guarantee that we all live to 100 years old Destiny may not be the end is what you're saying. Yeah, I think destiny is like, yeah, I don't know Again, I think that we have to like put meaning on life, you know I don't really subscribe to this idea that like there's a plan for all of us once we get here I think it's up to us to create that plan create that perspective in every day and every month and every year so it's like what do all these things in our life mean what are these lessons they're teaching ourselves and Allow us to be taught them, you know allow ourselves to like almost you're not like submitting to them because you're creating the the meaning But once you create that meaning ride that wave Yeah, I mean, I've been questioning a lot of this stuff. I've been doing it all wrong I've been just depending on riding with Jesus. Well, I think that's my journey. That's a version of it Well, I mean it's what you believe And if you want to take that journey, that's a beautiful journey I think that there's there's a lot of like happiness and joy that can come from that And that's awesome And then there are other ways that you can go about life and like choosing what meaning is and what the value of relationship is And you know, when people say things like whatever will be will be Not necessarily whatever Whatever will be will be what you make it like what you do, you know, like on your life Like if I I can't just say whatever will be will be and just sit here and wait for the uber I gotta call But whatever happens while you go downstairs This is what happens unless you can actually change it. It's nothing that you can do Well, what if it's not about changing or what if it's about like learning from it? So whatever the situation is and taking something from it. I think life is like all about domino effects Whatever happened right now and the jury's young kid was the wind that blew over here It's going to affect right here. So yeah, so yeah, but it's like what you do with that the domino It's not like it's not like all these things are happening. There's nothing you can do at least in my opinion It's like this one thing happens to you. How do you learn from that one thing? And then how do you take that information into the rest of the decisions you make in your life? You know what I mean? Like that's kind of what people do Like if you get locked up and they stop doing all the other things that you do Or or they do or they do what they have to go through that though. They have to go through that pain They have to go through that for without wallow. I was about to go I'm gonna say what about somebody like wallow It's like you did 20 years, but he came home. He didn't stop. You know, I'm saying no doubt But he used that experience and then he made himself better But he made the domino go a different way like we've all played domino Sometimes the domino hits and it doesn't knock over the next one And what if you stopped the domino when they flinch you just But that but that's the whole point to do and stop the whole domino effect But you have to make that choice. I guess what I'm saying is a lot of people are in life And they think it's a sailboat and they just on and they're just moving wherever the wind takes them I see that No, I get I get what both of y'all are saying because it's like even when you say whatever will be will be It's like no the dominoes are falling. You don't got to sit there and watch them fall You can just stop them with your fingers. Yeah, you know what I mean a lot of things you just can't stop Some of them dominoes might be a little bit too big for you or whatever the case man Yeah, a lot of things we cannot stop. Like you said don't stop it But how do you learn from it? Like you can they don't think they learn from that crank and is that our destiny You know I'm saying was that our destiny is to just make a poor choice Yo, what if you were to be lined up if you get lined up and you walk in a straight bullet hit you And whatever the case may be For you to it just lined up like that time line right there everything lined up right there Is some things it's just for a lesson if you don't die from it. You're supposed to learn from it Yeah, I mean look horrible things happen all the time. That's awful and people die when they shouldn't I mean kids are born with cancer like It's fucking horrible It's not to say that these things don't happen. That's another one. We got to stop saying too But don't kill you make you stronger Did not necessarily you might paralyze you it might wobble your ass Blind for life But what do you learn from it? You know what I mean? Like what is the takeaway? I guess the only thing we can control in life is our perspective So it's like if everything that we encounter we had choose to have a positive perspective Or even not even positive but like a perspective where we could learn from it Yeah, it's like, you know, my my father's losing his memory. What I could just wallow away and just not wallow but like, you know, I could You know, I mean like I could just million dollars worth of game is away No, I could be like sad about it all day or like or what is this teaching me? Like what is it making me? You know appreciate the time that I still have here and knowing that just because I'm alive doesn't mean that I'm remember Everything's gonna happen. And how do I affect these people? Do I do I look at it? Like do I look at this and go wow Even though his memory is going to look at all the the impactful memories that he's had on people and how those Continue like how do I take this fucking annoying thing? I like that And how do I have some positive perspective because regardless if I have positive or negative perspective on it? That's just gonna happen We can't stop this shit from moving around the sun So then why don't we try to take something from every single moment? At least that's what I try to do I like that and that's real perspective because even if your Father can't remember that should not stop you from remembering all the great times and the lessons that he instilled in you All the people that he touched that know him who have memories of him in a situation like that I can look and say you know what that's just life. Yeah, you know what I mean dementia It is what it is like that something like that I can I have a better grasp on You know, then like what you said about like kids getting killed. Yeah, you know People coming up missing stuff like that is like, oh, man, I couldn't have been there But do we all have our date do we all have we all got a date in time though? You don't think that's I don't think we have our date in time and I don't think that everybody has a destiny That's why I think it's what we put on That I do think that to a certain extent there's this kind of like blank slate Which is our life and like how we can derive value from it So all these things could happen like we could look at those people who they die when they're four years old completely tragic Like nonsensical death, right? We could look at that and we could just sit here. We could get so sad or we could go Holy shit. I've been here for 38 years. How fucking lucky am I? Yeah, so all the fucking things going on my life. I am so luck like their motherfuckers. They had a barbershop They had a movie theater. They had a bakery in the Ukraine and a month ago They was making money life was good. They were planning a wedding a birthday party What if they die and they go to paradise they can somewhere like whoa, we don't know That's what I'm saying. We all act like could be cool too We act like death is the worst thing because you know, we all got loved ones and we got kids and stuff And you know, we want to be here for them We don't that might be popping on us It's possible. Yes, but we don't know for certain. So I got to maximize this shit. That's right. Yeah, exactly I don't know what sharks in that water. Exactly. And if and if and if god, you know, if you if you choose to believe in god Regardless of which god it is gave us the opportunity to be here like Surely he don't want us to be angry at this experience. No, yeah, right I got I read a story the other day about the the guy whose fiance fell in the water And so he immediately jumped in to save her and then he got killed by the propellers And all he did was end up throwing a raft to her like a life jacket But he just reacted as a fiance if he didn't fall in the water he jumped in after he dies and I'm like God damn. Well, that is death But if he didn't jump in, you know, his wife would be like a man's job is to save a woman And we should go buy me some shit. Well, we should have threw the raft first and see if she didn't know He just reacted but that's the difference between, um, you know experience and you know, because the people on the boat are prepared for stuff like this Maybe they should have gave them a talk like look. Yeah, somebody falls over Nobody react. We got it. Whatever whatever maybe but who knows but I was just sitting there thinking like was that that dude's destiny No, and was it her destiny like they that in their mind they were supposed to be playing in the wedding Why does the destiny have to be the end? That's what I'm like Michael Jordan's destiny Because he decided it was to be the greatest basketball player ever But like He's got a whole lot of life to live after being the greatest basketball player ever Yeah, look at Michael look at magic like think look all the stuff they did after basketball So it's like you you create another destiny after that and then another destiny after that Yeah, you look somebody like Muhammad Ali with your kids Yeah more destinies Like I want to be the greatest father ever and I want to be the greatest grandfather and I'm a basketball coach or whatever these fucking things are but it's like I don't know driving that meaning because once you believe something is actually real and it's purposeful and you're here to do it It can happen Like your perfect example of that like you can convince yourself of crazy shit and that's an advantage Man, if y'all knew the shit I was thinking now Lord have mercy. What's up? No, I'm not saying it But like seriously like I'm doing it. Everybody's everybody's successful is called crazy and so they're successful, right? There's a much more eloquent quote where that exists, but like Steve Jobs Did he say that like it's like the whole Shout out to the misfits the crazy people the people yada yada yada like don't But they y'all know the quote I'm talking about And listen, I'm not trying to like liking us to Steve Jobs, but I'm sure All right, fuck it But like I guess what I'm trying to say is like he do so great Exactly, right make a phone. I told some people to make some shit mom. They made a phone named after a fruit. Yeah Oh The company was named after it Yeah, right, come on, please come on now. We just walk around with these shit all day. Yeah, he didn't take no selfie in space That word is more right. You ain't even here. Let me shut up. Yeah Shout out to Steve job. Yeah, I'm just bullshitting guys. Fuck, but I guess I don't know I forget the point. I was trying to say Steve job made us forget Play with uh play with me. Oh no, I got it. It's like the shit that we would tell people I'm sure earlier in our careers like what we're gonna do the lofty goals We have and dreams we have to the average person Maybe a yo, you're fucking crazy and it's really cool to see and I'm sure you know I've seen this and I'm sure you've seen this in your career like the people that Rocked with you but also were like you're a little bit ridiculous, but I still right to see them start to believe The vid it's real and the craziness that they saw on you is actually truth. That's right like to see that shift That's right. It's it's it's a wild ship to look in someone's eyes and go and when they become a believer You know, it starts to scare you too though because you realize how powerful your thoughts are Yeah, you realize manifestation and stuff is real like your thoughts really can become don't be scared though No, don't be scared. I don't need to play scared like jump out the window like go Um, you said something else too about people don't know the time know the hour That ain't what MIT professors are saying. What you mean? MIT professors. They predicted Uh, and it's actually was something that came out from the 70s. I believe it was they predicted that the end of society as we know It will happen in 2040 60, right? No, I think newt said 2060. Okay, and my t professor said 2040 I think newton said 2060 the bible says nobody knows the time No, I don't know what to believe at this point. I mean, why did they say that? Why would it end? Yeah, I mean if you based on what hey, I'm gonna say something man If you look around if you look at the world right now, it's about five or six different scenarios Yeah, that could get us the fuck out of here. You got the climate change. You got the food shortages You got just this this threat of nuclear weapons. You know what I'm saying? You just have people like I see mosquitoes They got these mosquitoes that's about to get out here. Oh, they had to carry some crazy virus disease. No, but no disease Yeah, if we're really paying attention, it's about five or six Plausible scenarios that we've actually seen. Yeah, isn't it shit somebody's making up? Yeah Isn't it we've already kind of seen in our lifetimes that could potentially happen, yo I just feel like that's that's human existence is like we're always on the brink Like it's an accomplishment every single year the fact that we all have nukes and we haven't killed each other That's great. That's a huge accomplishment. Maybe we've been playing Russian roulette with that this whole time. Maybe maybe we've been on some Maybe we've been like I always say the only thing that keeps everybody safe on this planet is human behavior Fourth of July, that's literally it The fact that we are all choosing not to kill each other right now. Yeah Like every day in this room Taylor could go buck right now and just pull something out and start going great human behavior So imagine that at the highest level when you talk about world leaders, yeah All it takes is one motherfucker to say man, fuck that. That's why I'm snuckin. I'm bucking. I'm ready to fight But that's why it's important that like the countries that have nukes the countries that have the world enders It's important that those countries have a high standard of living Because you got to make sure that people got something to live for that's right You got another to live for you press that button real quick easy man You starving is like these people but do we do even let them get married because what if they white cheat on them? And they just want to hit that Yeah, but also those people are probably powerful enough to just kill that guy in a second Yeah, I mean, but even when you think about it right now, right? Do you know in you know in russia? It's been protest every day against their government for the longest yeah in china There's like 500 protests a day against their government. They want what we have right which is democracy But then people here are protesting against our democracy because they don't feel like it's really a democracy So you have a bunch of unhappy people all over the motherfucking world eventually either Those people are going to revolt and snap. Are you going to have a guy like a Putin who's like Fuck this. I'm tired of y'all motherfuckers being on top. Are you sick anyway? Are you sick or something like that anyway? That's what they're saying some people say that I'm saying if I don't do a fuck about the world I don't trust nothing especially during war times like you can't trust anything There's a there's a saying called like the fog of war Where it's like it's hard to actually say what has happened in war because people are reacting real time to it So it's like if you're if your place got bombed and all the people died where it got bombed There's nobody there to say what happened. Yes So it's secondhand information and surely the opposition that bombed them isn't going to say they did it Yeah, so everything is kind of hearsay and everybody's a bad guy. It's like once I Was talking to somebody who actually worked in the scyop department Who worked in the department that creates the propaganda that they send to other countries and he just was putting me on the game I'm like, holy shit. And then you see the the ghost of you The fighter pilot and that's a fucking video game and they like yeah Yeah, well they bombed the children's hospital and Russia's like we didn't bomb no goddamn children's hospital like I don't know what to believe. I know something's happening. The craziest shit are are the are false flags False flags are the wild shit. It's like where your country What nothing say nope or uh My dad says that my dad says that joke my dad's born on uh June 14th, which is flag day And his his thing is uh, I get his is uh, yeah, my birthday is June 14th flag day Don't forget the L That's his old man jump I Had to make sure you said what you said Okay, you'll put the false flag to the shit where like your own country plans an attack on itself Yeah, and then blames it at on the opposition. So that people say 9 11 was they said not 11 Yeah, they said, I mean there's a bunch of different throughout history, right? Like and but it's great propaganda because if you want to get sometimes it's hard to sell a war to your own people Yeah, right. It's like if you want to sell a war To the american people or even the ukrainian people you got to prove that they're under attack Yeah, right and you got to prove that the people fighting them are doing some absolutely foul shit Once you see a i'm not saying this happened in ukraine But once you see something awful happen you go. Oh my god. I got to fight back against this awful thing That's the crazy thing war is just Yeah, you just never know what the fuck is real or not. It's necessary. All right. I think my wife. That's the only reason I answer I'm sorry. No, it's fine. I think as unfortunate Is it necessary? I think it's only necessary to be as human beings or animals at the end of the day And we're going to do animal shit That's what I'm saying human human behavior is the only thing keeping us safe when somebody decides And I'm not even going to disrespect animals because one thing about animals animals know how to fucking act Yeah, literally like we always have these fucking we we bug out when somebody goes in the jungle and gets eaten by a line You went in the goddamn jungle. Yeah, you know what I mean like amongst each other. They know it's a hierarchy They know they know who eats who is basically what I'm saying But our kill ratio is way lower. That's the thing about human beings But we but they kill to eat literally animals aren't just killing survive I mean like kill if like I think if uh chimpanzees or something like that I forget which primate but like they'll basically kill If they got a new girl that they want to bring in and that girl got kids They'll kill all the girls kids because like I'm not raising your alliance too. No, that's just yeah Yeah, so it's like Yeah, animals are foul like we're the best animals They kill for fun, bro, they play with their food, bro, like But they got food and stuff say what Yeah, but you're not throwing around macaroni and cheese back to dinner table popcorn. What are you talking about? This guy plays with his own shit, bro. Yeah We're the best animals in terms of how we treat each other. It's not even close and you just look at like the kill ratios We are I ain't never seen nobody say I want to comfort human. I've never seen a dog say I want to comfort human I've seen humans say I want to comfort dogs But that shit took years of like breeding dogs into being nice. Nobody goes. I want to come for a wolf No, you you could tame a wolf if you have it as a puppy. No, you can't You can't tame a wolf nobody got a wolf nobody got bears for years Eventually flip on you. Can you please? No way. I've seen it They remember that woman thought she had a wolf and she was on instagram She was like this chick keeps getting wild damn wild. You remember she was documented eventually they came I think it was a fox No, why because that fox in film wasn't scared of her. I bet you That fox didn't see her to be a little bit bigger. She'd get her get a wolf then I get it. I got a fucking wolf. I got a fucking monster at home. No, you don't have a wolf You have a dog has been bred at the end of the day specifically by human beings I will get a wolf. I promise you I get a wolf and I tame it No way. Hold now. You know what? Yo, you can do heart surgery I can do that. I can tame a bear. Did you say wolves don't make good house pets? I wouldn't happen in the house. I happen in the yard Right, no, I'm gonna put in the house. Why would you bring in the house because there's a wolf No, it just might be just do a little something. I don't know But I I'd be able to tame it. I don't think it's gonna. Fuck me up is what I'm trying to say I'm not a tame it guys Let's pay some bills man. This episode is brought to you by the audible original finding tequima No, man, shut up. All right It's finding to me. It does say tequima you bastards. Oh, there y'all. Okay How you gonna get tequima name wrong? But it does say tequima. It does say tequima. It does make me look all fucking racist God bless the dead. 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I don't have scribes and tv like trevin all yet. So, you know, say no, bro Yeah They said yes to a season two All right, he wants to move buildings. Okay, we'll figure it out. Say go back to your country um Say that shit, bro, it's so crazy. Um What is that? No Every dog what is the old white Taylor, but this is van trying to beat up a dog or something like that If that dog tried to come after me he wouldn't even come after me He didn't see me go after him. I'll beat the fuck out of that dog. Can I ask you a question? What was van talking about? Well, did we talk about this on a pod yet? What happened? Remember when van was like, yo, you know, let me read it for a baby. I knew when you was going I knew when you was going. I knew when you was going, bro. Hold on. I knew you said that guy like van Yo, you're crazy I meant to talk to van about this. Let me see where is this? I'm like, I was everything good. Hold on. Let's pull up his page man. I need to read this for a baby That's just Barry say, you know, you think he deleted it? I hope smooth to our god, man You know, you know, your mom used to say that shit. This was on February 21st, 2022 Black history month, the first day. Now I've been disconnecting a lot. So I ain't really been keeping up I keep up with my people when I am in like building with them the way I should smooth to my god van though Van said our mothers sucked our dad's dicks for fun. Why? But we never talk about it Then he explained our parents taught us to be ashamed of sex But they were fucking and sucking like crazy people. They liked it They loved it deal with it and loosened up about the subject that room in your grandparent's house that you love They fucked there. They get it. They love it. It's okay for you to Why? I don't know if my mom was sucking my dad's dick all the time. Yeah You don't want to do it. Yeah, definitely not for fun. Oh Definitely that that big old dick he got that got a big dick What? Yes, dude, I wanted that when I was little, you know, your dad used to walk around in drawers And it used to be like that you seem like that bold used to be so bad. I was like, I want my daddy's dick My dad would only wear a shirt My dad looked like a baron steen bear Damn, he would only wear a shirt. He just walked to the bathroom with a shirt. No underwear Just fucking grandfather clock swank Okay, okay, okay Okay Yeah, it's like Yo, man, we just simply didn't understand the tweet. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think my mom was sucking on it like that I know my parents fucked We don't even know they don't even know if they even did that How many brothers and sisters you got it definitely did it That's not the thing about the tweet that wasn't it was this one line in the tweet that was like why Yeah, which was it when he said we don't discuss it enough. Oh, we don't discuss Why would we ever discuss it? All right, man, let's just if somebody even say that to me right now. Let's call him here right now Yo, yo Can you call from there? Huh? Huh? No, I'm just gonna add him like this Because we just need to discuss What the f Hold on Here Europe Yo, what's up? It's me charlin wax man. We just wanted to call you because we don't think that we don't think that we discuss Our mom's sucking our dad's dicks enough, bro And he did it for fun But yeah, like what let's discuss that like How much fun you think they was having you think they would get you on you're on the pod too, man By the way, you're on the pod Well, well, first of all Unlike y'all I have to discuss with my mom What why you know who brought that up? She brought it up Do tell the floor is yours, man It's like a long time ago. So this is what happened. This is how this happened So I was maybe like 16 or 17 And that was the first time I like like I had had a little chick sucking my dick or whatever right 17 and Some whatever me my mom was going back and forth about some I was trying to leave and go see the chick and I and and and I was like, uh And like me my mom and talking my mom goes. Oh, are you fucking her? Is this why you're disrespecting me? And I was like, no, I'm not fucking her I'm like, but I'm handling my business though and she looked at me. She goes Oh You're getting your little dick sucked And I'm like, well, whatever me and her going back and forth whatever was like that She said you think I don't know anything about that She's like, don't go crazy. Just because some little chick is sucking your dick. She was like, blah, blah, blah She's like, I'm a grown woman. I suck dick. I know about sucking dick and I know about how stupid it can make a man As you proceeded to have a conversation with me about the fact that I don't know shit about adult sex I feel sorry for you, man I don't know shit about whatever and that her and my father are real adults who do that. So To me, I'm gonna be honest with you That helps me look at my mom as like a person Y'all can't imagine our mom's the condition No, I We've had discussions where I'm like, yo, we all know every woman in our life has a life You know what I mean? Like the same thing we're doing with all my mom's not a human, bro My mom is shut up, man. The same thing we do with our women We know that you know Our moms and grandmas and everybody else did but I don't want to discuss it Yeah, I don't know if I need to discuss it like like I don't know if my mom Imagine when your mom telling you she gave fire head Why are we talking? I know how crazy my head can make a man mom. I don't want to know about that. That's what you're saying We don't want to know So and I'm not trying to get deep with this shit, but I'm really serious. How much deeper can you get? With like when my father died Like when my father died, I realized that I didn't really think of my dad as a person Like I thought of my dad and only my father There's so many parts of his life Like even when I say like my father died like I say, I don't say band legion senior died I said I say my father died And I was I relate my life totally To his place in my life and that doesn't let me see him For like his fault it makes me hold everything that he's like when my father passed away and we realized he had all of these kids I mean, it's just real right I had that I held that as like a uh How can I say that I took that personally against me When really it had nothing to do with me He was a full person With all of these things that he tried to do with all his other shit Good and bad and I could never see him that way because everything that he did I felt like was a reflection on me because my father right He should have been fucking hoes because he should have been thinking about me But he was just he was just a man. Yeah, I mean, I like when I wrote my first book I realized that I didn't really know my parents before they were my parents. Yeah, but One thing I knew about larry cowboy. He was getting his dick So my only point and what you think about your mom As a person the last thing you want to think about Is the fact that she was fucking but when you think about something like that That's one of the things in her life That she probably loved to do that she gave up For you crazy. Man. What about knitting bro? Like you can't I'm saying all right. I'm like dancing Like My mom like different cheeses My mom like sir lando bro Yeah, bro making apple pie art and shit my mom go to museums. She likes reading. Yeah I was just I was just trying to shock people into the conversation about really looking at our parents as people And like that's what he parents It's just something that popped in my mind because now that I'm trying to like every day I'm trying to you the you'll adjust my dad emotionally. I'm trying to think about like What he was like and I want to make sure that like my mom is still here But I know that my mom would like to have a dude. I know that she misses All of that shit. So I try to think about her as a full 360 person. I know it's not for everybody though I give what you're saying Yeah I ain't be for that Be good, man Listen my my dad passed uh a year almost two years now and my mom trying to get another guy is not happening What you mean? You wouldn't know you have no saying that I do have to say but I know I understand that but I know but I do why kids will have no say whatever will be will be I don't want to hear that. Were you right? I had to my dad already had booby traps before he died. What does that mean? I got five sons I did y'all try to touch my wife when I'm gone I gotta be my dad slave I give what man's saying, but I wish he would have just said that we didn't have to go through the whole My mama suck dick for fun. Yeah Yeah What do you mean? Who gave it up? You give up your whole life when you got I know that's true though. Parents make sacrifices. Yeah, if your whole life is done because of your kids Yo, I'll be Marry is a little different. I'm so busy right now. That's what I'm saying imagine. I can't imagine with kids It's a lot of other things going on and I don't think people understand the stress level that kids put on Parents, especially moms. Yo, I love my wife. My wife is a great great mother, but we got four kids. That's a lot You know, I'm saying like that's a lot like you never get to turn off. You can't take a nap when you want to You know what I'm saying? You can't do a mommy always you can't disconnect when you want to I did that. My mama had 12 kids. How does she know it? Bro, how I'm one of them. That's crazy, dude well Yeah, it raised all 12. No, it's not still Unable to impress everybody else kids the whole neighborhood basically. No, it's wild when you think about it. Yeah Yeah, I don't want to have that discussion about my mama's sucking my No way. Come on. She had 12 kids. Yeah, we don't discuss it enough I honestly I don't think my dad was getting his his dick suck like that. I don't think my mom I don't think he was getting a head like that, bro Once you had this don't you talk to your mom I need to talk to my mom about that Your mom might hit you with my your mom might tell you what their mom said Yeah, he would he would always talk about fucking you imagine that your mom telling you I know I got the I got the kind of head that can make a man go crazy. I know She's bragging about her head She's bragging about her head game, bro. That's great. Hold on. Who is my mom back in the day? The same day, but that's what I'll always be trying to tell y'all. I tell you that all the time These women are of are you are people's mothers? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like we act like they not that's why we be easy. Oh, yeah Being easy what? What you talking about? What you mean being easy? Yeah, wait, what are you saying? I don't fucking know Um, what else did we see this week? Oh, this was good. Elon Musk challenged Putin to a one-on-one combat when it gets you crazy How arrogant is Elon? I think honestly, I think he's on drugs at night and I think he's just I think he's reading reddit and taking memes and posting them on twitter and like I think he's just hot. I think he's hot. Well, why is the prize Ukraine Ukraine belongs to neither one of y'all Oh, I didn't know he got it. I thought it's just that Elon Musk challenged Putin to one-on-one combat when it gets Ukraine Yeah, but I guess I thought like if he wins then Putin's just got to leave Ukraine alone. Oh I don't think he wants Ukraine. That's a lot. But no, though. No, he's a while Elon and by the way, they might give it to Elon. Yeah, real talk. Elon be like, I'm gonna give everybody teslas Okay, I'm gonna set up technology y'all never seen before. By the way, elan takes Putin There's a big age difference and a big height difference and I think that elan probably has like an iron man suit But it looks like flesh So it's like an iron man suit, but it looks like a human suit So you'll be seeing him do all this wild shit super scrimp and everything and you'll be like, oh, shit He might have what is the goddamn iron man suit? Hmm Yeah, it's a wild it's wild to see the richest people in the world just on twitter It's gotta be because of social media. Is this how they always wanted to act? Is this how the rocker fellers and everybody else always wanted to act? They just didn't have the outlet Especially being a social media is a place where motherfuckers go to show off It's like I got all this motherfucking money. Yeah. Yeah, I got tired of flexing for y'all Let me show y'all how to fuck. Elan flex. Elan be around too many rappers, yo. Elan flexed. Yeah. Yes I wonder if he'd be around for real Like who are his colleagues? His friends and stuff Kanye, uh, what else we got Taylor? Ellen gave her staff millions and bonuses and always wonder about stuff like that is cool when it happens But what if that was their money all along? Yeah, you know, I was like, we had uh, what's what's the queen's name that we had on? Taylor Ajane I hope I'm not pronouncing her name wrong, but she's she's she's up for an Oscar this year best supporting actress Um for king richard. She played serena venus's, um mom And you know the story came out that will gave everybody on the set, you know, uh bonuses Um, I forgot why he gave them bonuses, but what really happened was she Went to will and complained about not making enough money So being that will got Her more money it impacted the whole cast to the whole cast ended up having to get you know more pay So because she spoke up, um You know it helped everybody get they get they rate up and um, and I was like well dad That's actually a better story. Right because you Express some concern will listened and did something about it. Yeah, which is the only way shit gets gets done That's a better story than you I just handed out, you know bonuses to everybody and she said well, that's his story. That's the story, you know Yeah, she's hating. She wasn't hating at all. Yeah, but it was just just the truth That's what's so interesting about life. There's always three sides to a story because what will did was still noble Yeah, and honorable Listening but she wants some credit too. It was her idea She should get it. Yeah, you know if she was the if she was the person that initiated that and caused everybody to get paid She should get it. I mean will probably don't know how much everybody's getting paid. He has no idea Yeah, and and he knows he's getting paid more than everybody else as he does Nobody's seeing that movie for Yeah, that's true. She's nominated for an oscanado, but yeah, I mean people eventually see movies for her if her career Go this way, but like the reason people are paying money is to go see will and because of the William sisters So he was in a position to break these people off. That's sure Will's definitely went in an osca this year too for king rich. Oh, really? He's won everything else. He's won everything. He's won the sag award. He's one so detached from these award shows Yeah, he's definitely gonna wait. I mean, this is dope to see will smith went in osco Because it's will smith. I don't care about oscas. I don't care about no awards really because it's just like But he's won one already. No, yes. He has no he wanted for ali. No, I got nominated Didn't win I thought it was for that kid movie. He never won an oscar Are you sure? Let me look this shit up. Well, I'm never positive. I'm confident You know what I mean, it's stephen gramma lawyer And just one of case you just talked about where the case okay, but I know he was nominated for an oscar I don't think he ever won but just the fact that that is the fresh prince We're old So when you're old enough to see something from the beginning You appreciate the whole totality of it like these kids will never appreciate. Oh denzel beat him out 2002 for training day Yeah, yeah, training day with that logo. I guess Damn Yeah, well, he's gonna win one this year if you don't win one this year then I just you know the jig is up But he's All signs say will smith is gonna win a motherfucking oscar this year and I'm telling you man There's nothing iller than that's I'm like that's the dude that used to rap parents just don't understand And now now and forget the accolades is a as a, you know actor I call him the willy llama That man He's just so eloquent. Yeah, and it's just like when you talk about when that's what what you said about destiny earlier It's true. It's like You could have thought it was his destiny when he was fresh prince and he was the first rapper to win a grammy Yeah, you know, you could have thought it was destiny when he was in hollywood Well, when he was fresh prince of ballet and he had a hit tv show You could have thought it was destiny when he got in the hollywood and was the biggest box office star in the world And yeah, you thought it was over like when you saw all of the movies flopping and everything else Reinvented himself again. I was like, oh, shit now. He's literally like yo, this guy's like deep Like, you know, I mean he's the willy llama about to win an oscar and the illest thing about will man I was just having this conversation yesterday and I don't remember who the fuck I was talking to I think I was talking to alicia Renee, but Will is a person who deaded the character Will smith was a character He talks about it all the time will smith was a character that wasn't Really him like he couldn't curse You know, he had to carry himself a certain way like, you know, he there was things he wanted to talk about like Iowaska that he felt like he couldn't talk about because he thought it would fuck up his image Yeah, but when he took When when the character will smith stopped working in movies and stopped working in his Personal life. He had to go dig deep and that's when he went on his Spiritual journey and he started showing up in in the world as himself and He's bigger than ever. Yeah That shit is ill, you know, and I think that we all got to You know, take that mask off make sure you're not wearing that mask man Make sure you showing up is who you're supposed to show up as yeah or This might Yourself Is a character you could you could it feels okay because you're succeeding but if you fail in But I don't think the characters ever sustainable is what I'm saying. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like I've never seen it. I've never seen somebody beat a character and It'd be sustainable Yeah, ever and now you got to be in front of people so much more Please whereas like back in the day you could do two movies a year and they're the biggest movies out And you could be a character for a couple months a year. We'll do a couple well, man a cured interviews You know what I'm saying all the questions you already got them beforehand. Here you go. You know Yeah, you could do all that silly shit Um, what else we got man, let's pay some bills. I gotta pay real good. 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They pussy He said he had his journalistic integrity unjustifiably smeared making it difficult If not impossible to find similar work in the future and damaging him in amounts exceeding 125 million Which includes not only the remaining salary owed under the agreement But future wages lost as a result of cnn's efforts to destroy his reputation and violation of the agreement Y'all got got man. Simple as that. You were helping your brother do foul shit. You were covering it up for him I mean you were working in cahoots and it was a manipulation of uh Of our government using the media as an influencing tool for our government, which is what our government does, but you got caught Yeah, that's all it is. It's like what y'all were doing was no different than what You know, Nancy Pelosi and cnn do but you guys got caught and You were taking all the pats on the back and you were riding with it Like when his brother wrote the book about how great a job he did during the pandemic While he was stuffing the old people in the fucking covet homes like You can't be a piece of shit and it'll always come back. Talk how great you are Yeah, if he was just up there every day like listen, I'm not perfect. I'm trying my best We don't know what we're doing, but we are doing the best we can and we're gonna keep being out there for you And if they were like, hey, we got a book deal, you know, you think I got fucking time for a book I gotta save people's lives. He told the truth. You're like, you're a little man. People are dying Like, you know, there's so many people dying and old folks. I'm like, say, you know what I mean? We are doing the best we can. That's right. That's right. Um, so I feel bad for him It's interesting because Chris going out like, you know, brah Let's we'll see. No, he is he's taking everybody with him He took that one dude. He got the one dude. He got the head He was snitching though, right? And that's the thing is crazy is that he had this whole big thing about not being called a freighter. Remember that? I remember remember he was like calling calling freighter was like calling the black person the n-word Remember he was at that party that clip was out. I remember freighter was the brother and uh, godfather It ends up getting shot. Yeah, right because he snitches, you know, that's disrespectful But now you snitching he's taking it. Uh, you're afraid of he took zucca out. He's he's He's calling out don lemon even though don lemon did in a staff meeting You know say what kind of message would we be sending if Chris Cuomo got his severance? So I can understand why Chris might feel like oh, you're not my guy either You know, so they all trying to take each other out at this time. They don't ain't shit, bro That whole company ain't shit. Well, it's about to get a reset. It's going to get a reset It needs it. Well, chris lit chris lit chris lit runs in and Well, let's see if chris lit got it chris. No chris got it chris is uh chris is a super solid human chris is one of these people that you know, and he's one of these Un not even unsung hero. He's a well praised hero behind the scenes because of the things that he's put together The people that don't know yet people that don't know he's got a monumental task ahead of him which is uh reigniting the the trust in a news source now you do that how By Letting people know when something is news and letting people know when something is opinion. Yeah Problem with all of these news outlets fox msnbc cnn. It's too opinion-based. Yeah, that's not what news is So your shows that are news Let them be about news I don't even want to see talking head shit on there. Yeah, you know what I mean Just tell me the facts give me the facts like give me give me if you give me give me two hours of facts In the opinion if we have opinion shows Let me know this is an opinion show like morning joe. I know what I'm getting on morning joe I'm going to get me some journalistic integrity because they're going to report the news But I know joe is going to have an opinion. You know what I'm saying chrisley put that show together by the way on um Well, he put that morning joe show together and he put together the cbs morning show with gale king and um Oh, really? Charlie rose oh chris is a beast chris and he's the reason one of the main reasons that Stephen Colbert became the biggest thing in late night. Yeah, you know chris is a chris is a beast lute the chris lip man. He's a he's a good good human um, what else we got Tom brady I don't I don't why why's everybody cheers. Why why do you think? Well, but he didn't really retire. It's it's the off season. Yeah, there was no ceremony He didn't sign any papers. It's like a hit. That's not a real retire. I don't think he went out the way He wanted to go out. That's why he came back. He still want to get that dub That right that too, but every game he want anybody to celebrate him every oh, he wants the adios talk And he deserves it but but he proved to me this week that he's a madman When this man who has went to the Super Bowl 10 times 17 Super Bowls mvp Super Bowl finals mvps Not even arguably the greatest NFL quarterback of all time got me out here saying that I think he's A notch above Jordan. Yeah, she's got the nerve to say unfinished business. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How you felt when jordan did it? What do you mean when it came back? When what's time Whenever he came back the last time everybody was like don't do it mj. Which one? Yeah. Yeah. Well, he was Accountant That never happened because that was all business. We knew it was all business So what you think about this one? What you think about this one? You don't think he's a fucking maniac I think tom brady is a madman. I think he is a masochist. I think he is in I think he I don't there's no the unfinished business part. He's like what the fuck? He lost his last one. He lost it don't matter Mayweather went lost his last one, but he wasn't gonna still try to get back by the way. He didn't lose He lost the game But his defense lost it. But no when we you watched the game It was like brady about to do it again He bought him back from the devil. He's still brady. Like yeah, that shit did nothing It's like it's like that did nothing to his legacy. But here's my thing. Let's say he does come back and go out on a dub He's the type of guy who's gonna be like, well, we gotta defend Yes, he's looking at his hand. It's like god damn. Yeah, we're only two away You know, if I had a one those two that I lost Three I would have lost I'd have 11. Yeah, I think that's what it is. He wants all the fingers I think he's thinking about those three super balls. He lost You understand the tom brady for the 110 super balls. Yeah, you're not stupid that would have been. Yeah, that's crazy Yeah, that's right. He's never been losing out in the super bowl. Yeah, that's crazy. He's always lost super balls by like Yeah, she gotta drive him crazy Helmet catch bro. Yeah, why is that keeping you up at night? Yeah, yeah, it's the helmet catch Nothing that has happened on the football field that should keep tom brady Yo, I love that fucking line when the when the linebacker was talking shit to him and he goes I played with your father Drop a beat after that shit drop a fucking beat. But hey, you know what? It's going to be great to see him out there That's what van's mom said to van, bro That young girl don't know shit Yo head can drive you crazy, son Jesus christ man Yo, y'all are crazy guys. This is another episode. Yeah, let's do some asking idiots, man How much would it take to release your lifetime internet search history? Huh? Yeah, run it. You know what? I got a machine machine crazy. Run it. Run it. I'm still gonna charge top dollar though. Yeah Y'all know this is good. Let's end on this. Yeah, Wayne jr. Great because we argued about this on breakfast club. All right Do y'all know how daylight savings time work? Now, I'm gonna tell you why this came about Yeah came about because daylight, you know, president biden signed the bill to make daylight savings time a permanent thing Yeah, so I go. What the fuck does that even mean? Yeah, right? Um, because I'm I'm like daylight savings has to do with nature. Yes in the summer days are longer You know nights are shorter in the winter days are Shorter nights are longer, right? So it's just nature. So how the fuck how can you make that permanent? angelii goes well Daylight savings time is only based on the clocks Yep, I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, it's the clocks you move the clock ford. You move it back. Yeah, that's why it's Longer in the day during the night. I'm like, no, that's not how it's that's not how nature works Even if there was no clocks, there's the same amount of light no matter what time it is It's just shifting the day forward and back so that people start earlier start later So in the summer the days are longer. That's just how summer works The difference is you move the hour later. So for example Right now, let's say sun sundown is at 7 30 right now, which is late But if we didn't move forward, that sundown would be like five And the winter time it gets dark like five five thirty No, no, no, I'm saying he's just saying at the time. I'm saying like right now literally right now. Let's say that Okay, or even keep the winter keep it gets dark like four in the winter, right? But if we keep daylight savings now it's going to get dark at five in the winter So they're just going to keep the hour shifted. Yes, but the day is still longer Yeah, yeah, all it is is when we work. So back in the day they shifted the hours because it was like, yo We got to move the hours back to give people more day to day like sleep. Yeah Yeah, you lose an hour you gain an hour, but even without the clock we just all can see Yeah, that's the day is a longer. Yeah, that's why they're based on nature We have most exposed we have more exposure to the sun in the summer months And we have less exposure to the sun What she's talking about is we get more like usable sun hours So instead of the sun coming up in the winter at like six o'clock or whatever it does Had that should come up at seven so that we get Five o'clock well sundown. She was saying that no, there's no nature involved with it It's just the fact that we moved the clock She don't know what you're talking about. No. Well, tell her agree with her. I should tell you everything you need to know and then Yeah, but it's still nature though The day is act the summer solstice. The day is longer. I so it's longer But we gotta decide do we want to sleep through some of that sun? Or do we want to wake up when the sun isn't even up yet? But have the sun for the whole day if I know I'm only getting a few hours of sun like us in the north We don't get that much sun. So it's like I don't want to be sleeping through the sun No, that's true too. And that's that's the other thing I want the kids to get out of school And be able to play in the sun. It's not dark up north. It gets Darker quicker. I think the hell. Yeah. Yeah for sure. It is. Yeah, I but I think the day is like Right now if it probably get dark at like what seven thirty right now Yeah, as the summer go on and start being like eight thirty nine o'clock and start getting dark. Yeah But that's what I'm saying. It's not just the time what you're saying. It's the nature. Yeah Yeah, we're brilliant idiots. So I just got I just see I can see me too Yeah, you guys are just arguing especially when you ride the motorcycle like you could really tell at the time The government decides what hour it is nature decides where the sun is and how much time we got That's all and that's why I said the hour don't even matter because even if you move it forward an hour back Or whatever the fuck it is it still gets darker much later than that hour It just matters in the winter when it comes to like school like you know school starts at eight or whatever But in like the kids get out of three if it gets dark at four the kids got an hour of sunlight Why why don't we make it One hour forward all year round now the kids get out of school three. They got two hours to play outside It's not dark. That was a whole lot more. So what does it mean when you say permanent daylight savings time? Meaning the time it is right now, you know how we move forward an hour That's how it's going to be in the winter. So when you wake up in the winter, it's going to be dark But by the time you get that now is going to be darker By the time you get the day All right, I'm a little confused, but okay, it's all it's all it is Which one you want to back? Daytime so the sun so permanent daylight saving time means longer days No, no, like you said, okay, the days are always the same. We can't affect how much sun there is We can just affect no days aren't always the same though The days are long the days are going to be what they are got you okay But we can only decide what time of that day is 9 p.m. What time of the day is 10 p.m. What's up? So we keep the time we have now For example, right now the days are the nights. Sorry the days are going to be longer. Yes what a month ago It was going to be a short it a week ago, right? Yes, let's say right now the sunset is 7 o'clock A week ago. It was more or less 7 like 5 36 Yeah, but it was let's say close to 7 right, but it was actually 6 because we were back an hour Yeah, so now we get a little bit more more time at the end of the day We would rather more sunlight at the end of the day all year round I don't know man. It's not like Joe Biden just trying to extend his days man. Somebody told Joe Biden No, what's going on? You didn't know Joe. You don't have much time, but he said oh shit. Watch that son He said bullshit watch this listen as always if you watch this show, uh, you think we're smart You think we're brilliant. You think we're what the fuck was it if you think think we're brilliant Oh, if you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right But if you think we're just a couple idiots, you don't watch you right to the fuck am I saying you're right too If you don't watch your I think we have one If you listen to this show, yeah, and you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant You're absolutely right, but if you listen to this show, you think we're just a couple idiots You don't know shit. You're right too. It's the brilliant podcast. Thank you for listening. That's beautiful Yeah, I like that one. Awesome. You should say that all the time