 Alright, boys, we have to adapt this beloved franchise into a modern live-action series. Obviously, we're on a tight schedule, so we need to make sure we have our team together. Uh, first off, do we have any dedicated fans of the original? Excellent. Where's our optimistic young celebrity of the week? Yo, I think this came out before I was born. Thanks for that. Disinterested, well-known, older actor? Yeah, just wire me the money, I'll say whatever you want. Desperate actor who hasn't had work since their one big hit 20 years ago? I just need a new photo for my Comic-Con banner. How about all of Twitter? You mean X. I do not. They're angry because we removed the gay stuff? Who really cares what they think? How about the Chinese Communist Party? Yes, they say they'd like us to remove the gay stuff. Anything for those guys. Director. Here. Backup director for when that one says something offensive on the internet. Original guy for when everyone changes their mind and we need to do a director's cut. Oh, should I stay? Yeah. Cinematographer. Here. You're fired. How about our VFX boys? Here! Ha! Incredible. What can't you do? Pay my rent. Art department, intimately familiar with source material. We've been living on set the last two months to make it feel used. Writing team, completely unfamiliar with source material. The problem seems to be the women. We should change them. That one white dude from the original team who loves taking credit for its success, even though his actual input was likely marginal, but whose name we'll use to convince everyone our adaptation will be good. We're so grateful to our fans. Writer's wife so that we have anything remotely usable. Where's our costume department? We're in contact with the team from Marvel. Oh, we can't afford that. What else? We're in contact with a bunch of cosplayers. Still too much. We're on budget here. We could just pick the first similar colors we find that are Joann's and then cut them into roughly the shape of the cartoon characters. That's creativity right there. Music to my ears. Speaking of, uh, yeah, the soundtrack's already on Spotify. It's, uh, unnecessarily good. Like, kind of outperforms anything we're doing here, if I'm being honest. Didn't ask for backtalk, though. Did I? Fired. Alright, I think that's everyone. Uh, release is scheduled for tomorrow. So first things first, let's get all the actors together and shoot a bunch of TikToks. Ta-da! We're only a few hundred dollars away from hitting our Patreon goal, where I sleep. Joining the Patreon also gives you access to exclusive streams and podcasts, plus occasional merch like this hobo sticker that's currently running and this t-shirt. So if you'd like to support the channel, head on over there. I gotta go talk to the boss real quick. Hey, sir? Yeah, well, we found that guy that escaped. Great. Yeah, he's pretty sneaky about it. He, uh, went through other sketch chambers, and so that's why nobody noticed. Okay. We're gonna go get him now. Thank you. Uh, by the way, he's the one from the self-fulfilling ADC videos that ruined everything, and he's already contacted the hobo, so- Got to be- Sorry!